In today's 'Let's Kick Some Control Freak Plod Squad Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Psychos in Uniform' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Met Morons Out of Control' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The gospel according to one of the Met Plod Squad’s unpaid, and part-time hire EUSSR Immigrant ‘Bulgarian Division’ Special Constables, public displays of religious devotion are no longer permitted on any of London’s highways and byways.
Costa Coffee barista troll and part-time volunteer plod, a career vulgar-Bulgar migrant, Maya Hadzhipetkova, (pronouns unknown), this week went into petty uniformed bureaucrap hysterics mode and verbally assaulted the well-respected gospel singer, Ms. Harmonie London, with her personal ill-mannered brand of Slavic-Turko nastiness, for performing Christian songs on the city’s Oxford Street pavement – in the fascist, dystopian manner that was ‘once’ customary fare across the now-sanitised Soviet Communist dominated Bulgarian nation under the jackbooted apparatus of the State Security ‘Service 7’ Secret Police.
According to a report in the Daily Shitraker tabloid news sheet, Maya Hadzhipetkova – (que - who? - not exactly your run-of-the-mill ‘pronounceable’ Anglo-Saxon family name, now is it?) – rudely informed the singer she could not ‘sing outside of church grounds’, before sticking her slime-coated serpent tongue out at her – (see photos – does this twat not observe the basic principles of oral hygiene?) - and threatening to seize and confiscate her elaborate musical equipment.
Really, where the fuck are the top brass Met Plod Squad recruiting these IQ-deficient clowns from – shaking the effin’ trees? – and worse still, equipping such control freak mental cases with radios, stab vests and handcuffs, and, Heaven forbid, a Taser and truncheon.
Ah well, WTF can we expect if the Met keep shoving shit-fer-brains tossers into black uniforms with shiny buttons. As the old adage goes – ‘yer can’t educate pork – an’ the best any fucker can expect from a pig is a grunt’.
Now Hitler’s Nazi Gestapo has long since folded its tent and moved on (to pastures new - retrenching in Argentina, Chile and Paraguay – circa 1945) - and hence zero civil police force vacancies exist for sadistic types around the EUSSR economic zone – (apart from London’s Met force) – Special Constable Maya Hardshitpetcrusher might be better fitted for a volunteer policing role with the Zionist Israeli plod squad in Gaza - or the occupied West Bank – terrorising the Palestinian population - or the Arab Gulf states – or one of the pre-mentioned South American fascista Third World dumps - where fingernail ripping with pliers is still standard practice for extracting confessions.
Not only was the 20-year-old gospel-singing Ms Harmonie London - who regularly performs worship music for appreciative passer-by shoppers on Oxford Street - slagged off by this volunteer ‘sex-undetermined’ atheist plod for performing Christian songs on a public right of way, but so too by her ginger mingin bearded accomplice, PC Sarcasm – all of which was recorded for posterity – and too public internet consumption by her 300,000-plus devoted followers on each of the Instagram and YouTube channels, after the plod squad harassment incident went mega-viral earlier this week.
Love the internet – or hate it’s latent intrusive social media mechanisms - what the fuck-ever – but in this case they served the cause of public awareness well, by tracking down a complete career dossier on the vulgar Bulgar immigrant special plod – Maya Hadashitinpetshop – that apart from her Costa Coffee shop troll work, she has held more non-jobs than Richard Kimble (the 1960’s TV Fugitive), and once owned three cats, three rabbits, a hedgehog and even a snake. (ref pasted GB News links)
Ergo, as Ms London is not a busker, and regardless of being incorrectly informed she was breaking the law, there are no laws against singing on pavements – in the public domain - and the Oxford Street area is a council-regulated zone for busking and street entertainment – thus, as Harmonie correctly informed the offensive Bulgarian WSC and her ginger twat of a gobshite, smart-arsed partner, PC Sarkie Git, the incident breached Article 9 of the Human Rights Act 1998 which protects freedom of religion.
Regardless, SC Hadzhipetkova continued to insist that Harmonie was breaking the law and could not sing 'outside of church grounds unless she had been authorised, blessed and duly ordained by Dr Justin Welby, the Archbishop of Canterbury, to (quote) ‘do these kind of songs' – and was in possession of a Welby signed permission scribbled on the back of a Holy Bible fly sheet.
Hmmm, while special constable Hadashitski and her four ‘in attendance’ uniformed and mob-handed PC accomplices, focused their law-enforcing attentions on Harmonie’s gospel-promoting crimes and misdemeanours - across the rest of Greater London, ULEZ warriors continued to sabotage Mayor Sad Dick Khan’s despised cameras and cut down their steel mounting poles with mobile angle grinders; with ISIS Muslim terrorists busy elsewhere in the shadowed underground of the city planning their next terrorist attacks; and inter-racial school-age gang warfare stabbings continued unabated – over every conflict possible – from drug distribution to soccer team support hooliganism – to testosterone-fuelled impress the girl-friend semi-criminal stunts - plus Channel-hopping illegal immigrants ventured out on shoplifting sprees - and sexually assaulting females of all ages in the city parks - to break the monotony of being holed up in their 5 star hotel rooms all day – watching cable telly channels – and boring masturbation-intensive porno flicks - until their asylum applications are processed by the tortoise-paced immigration service.
To close, while the socially-offensive SC Hadashitski, and her ginger-mingin funny guy joke of a partner, PC Ranga Beard - (view media-linked photos) - get their rocks off being nasty, sarcastic pricks – it is little wonder by this now well-publicised and internationally-circulated example, the general public of Broken Britain consider the entire Met – and nation-wide-linked Plod Squad - to consist of an assemblage of corrupt, control freak dog wankers, afflicted with serious mental health issues – and halitosis.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-gospel-busker-harmonie-london-latest
https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-investigation-constable-gospel-singers-maya-hadzhipetkova
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