Monday 5 February 2024

Batshit Bonkers News Roundup

Okay, let’s be forthright and honest with ourselves viz the concept of ‘real-politick’ – and this multi-polar, batshit bonkers Woke joke mess we shamelessly refer to as ‘civilisation’.

Our House of Conmans government, whoever the fuck is in office - the terrible Tory gang, or the all-talk n flip-flop New Labour clique, or, Heaven forbid, the Librarian-Dummercraps – (even in a junior partner ‘just sit in the cornet and shut up’ coalition) – when we simply stand back and observe – take in WTF is going down – and ask ourselves: is this unbridled influx of illegal migrants crossing the Channel and ending up on our shores - sucking off the teat of our hard-pressed welfare system - a deliberate act, and part of some covert agenda, to dilute our national sovereignty - and flood our once green and pleasant land with foreign types who don’t give a flying fuck about, nor regard for, our cultural traditions or Christian state religion.

So too, with governments past and present, and a shit-fer-brains ‘injustice’ system all involved, bollocks-deep, in this disgusting Post Office scandal – and not a single politico with the common sense to see through the error – that some 700 sub post office managers suddenly decided to go klepto-rogue together – in the same week - and visibly rob themselves for all to see.

Did no fucker or their dog have the brains (or balls) to stand back, scratch their heads, and ponder if Fujishitsu’s newly-commissioned Horizon computer software system might be at fault?

Yet come election time and these same clown club morons will be round, knocking on doors and handing out Vote for Me canvassing leaflets – that are, in fact, too small - and glossy - to even wipe your arse with.

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Forget the ‘let’s blame Covid-1984 on the Chinks’ wicked Wuhan bio-weapons lab’ leak story – or the fiction it emanated from the food hall next door due cross-species transmission contagion viz peasants eating fruit bat soup and / or crispy bbq’d pangolin.

The Covid-1984 virus was, and always intended to be, a by-design bio-weapon – reverse-engineered and specifically gain-of-function mutated - under dodgy DARPA funding and direction from the original SARS-CoV-2 virus source at Fauci’s NIH Rocky Mountain bio-weapons research lab - by none other than Dr Vincent Munster (yep, really, that’s his name) as the core of his PREEMT project – built on the back of the previous CREID bio-weapon research work of U.S. virologist Ralph Baric.

Initially this SARS-CoV-2 virus had been modified from an equally-nasty  RaTG13 beta-corona virus strain by virologist Dr Linfa Wang and his underling, Dr Danielle Anderson, at Duke-NUS - the Singapore-based medical school of North Carolina’s Duke University - where Wang was Director of Duke’s Emerging Infectious Disease programme.

Wang and Anderson were part of Baric’s DEFUSE proposal, and Duke-NUS was later a partner in Fauci’s CREID project.

Ergo, now we know where to start looking – and at whom - when the next pre-arranged scamdemic strikes.

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Is Octopus Energy’s PR department – or publicity / advertising contractor - staffed by absolute moronic dipshits?

Go listen to their self-promoting (more at ‘vomit-inducing’) ad’s on Magic Radio for one (along with YouTube, Twatter, Tik-Tok, Google, and fuck knows how many other net sites) – a roll call of IQ-deficient customers babbling on about how changing electricity supplier from Crap Power to Octopus Energy has changed their whole lives for the better.

Further, in supplicant appreciation for this enhanced and elevated quality of mortal existence, they would willingly crawl naked over broken glass and stinging nettles, lining up simply to pay homage before, and embrace, the bared ass of the eight-testicled cephalopod God-figure CEO of Octopus Energy himself: Greg Jackson.

In a single word – pathetic.

There again, mayhap the sycophantic display of brown-nosing adulation really caught the ear of the common herd, for in 2018 alone Octopus gained 100,000 customers from Iresa Ltd under Ofgem’s ‘supplier of last resort’ process, after Iresa ceased trading.

The same year, Octopus replaced SSE (Shit Streak Energy) as the energy supplier for M&S Energy, a branch of Food Bank Britain’s ubiquitous High Street Marks & Sparks - and gobbled up a further 22,000 customers from Affect Energy.

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Okay, the more sensible demographic of this world might shake their heads in disgust, but a statement just issued by the Biden administration’s US Immigration Service referencing UK exile and asylum seeker, Prince Harry Hewitt, claims it doesn’t give a flying fuck if the ginger-mingin royal cuckoo lied on his visa application form viz narcotics use – or not – as at least he did fill in a visa application form - and not paddle across the Rio Grande southern border illegally alike the millions of other undesirable foreign types now claiming squatting rights (and promising to vote Democrat) in Gawd’s Own Country – aka Bidenland.

Further to the afore-mentioned ignominy, the money-grubbing Hewitt couple’s Archewell self-promotion company is to be split into three tax-dodging corporate entities, and renamed as Ginger-Mingin Entertainment; Royal Cuckoo Productions; and Backstabbers-R-Us.

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Former Home Secretary of the Tory Nasty Party, Spewella Braverman, has hit out at the Met’s Plod Squad, claiming they are wilfully permitting, and hence encouraging, ‘hateful’ pro-Palestine marches on the streets of Food Bank Britain – protesting against the ‘hateful’ human rights abuses visited on the hapless, and usurped, Palestinian population of the besieged Gaza Strip (not to forget the equally-marginalised – and military-occupied - West Bank territories) by the lawless, land-grabbing illicit Zionist state’s IDF military barbarians.

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WTF goes on with Sad Dick Khan and his money-grubbing obsession for milking Greater London area motorists – and transient visitors - of their hard-earned cash they’ve already paid income tax on – and so too ‘not cheap’ annual road tax tithe to the DVLA - for the right to drive their cars from A to B on the Metropolis’ pot-holed asphalt - and any and all of Broken Britain’s extensive system of highways and byways?

Khan’s TfL has a budget of £150 million to blow on his latest high-tech’ Project Detroit that will, allegedly, enable the introduction of pay-per-mile road charging on motorists – a scheme (read ‘scam’) – employing a total of 157 staff – whose tech’s and engineers are raking in salaries in excess of £100,000 nicker per annum – all funded by ULEZ vampire fines, no doubt.

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One loopy Labour MP has kicked off a wave of ideological outrage by petitioning for an absurd change in the law of the land, to allow a dead person’s actual  gender (male / female) to be altered on official records, post-mortem.

Charlotte Nichols, the ginger-mingin incumbent House of Conmans MP for Warrington North, is calling for the change in the Gender Recognition Act 2004 – to have such amended - to allow for trans-gender-bender people who are deceased to be legally remembered by the ‘assumed’ gender they lived by – specifically their grave’s headstone to read a factually inaccurate ‘Here Lies Jacqueline’ as opposed to the bloke’s lifetime male name of Jack – or vice-versa Here Lies Patrick instead of Patricia.

As a further insult and affront to common sense, we have the latest gay play cult and transvestite gender bender argument that biology is just a theory.

Hmmm, one ponders on what the collective verbal response from Hooker, Darwin, Wallace, and Huxley might have been to that fatally-flawed, and obnoxious, statement.

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Gee n wow, no shit Sherlock – thank Gawd for the good ole US of A’s generosity  – cos that’s got Beijing’s meddling military – and political - fingers right outa the Argentinian / South American influence zone – for the immediate future, anyways.

Now, with this new flight arm gift of 24 F-16 US fighter-bombers arriving in Buenos Aires, the Argies will be geared up to attack the Falklands again, and kill a mob of unarmed sheep - with mint sauce bombs.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/argentina-falklands-military-deal-recover-war-potential

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And now – for your collective entertainment – more New Labour guff from their flip-flopping leader, Sir Keir Stammerer, on the embarrassing fubar represented by illegal Channel-hopping foreign types in overloaded rubber inflatables landing on our South coast beaches from safe-haven France - claiming to be seeking asylum from political persecution. Que? Who – Macron?

Labour claim to be agreeable with a so-called ‘sustainable’ level of immigration – but is this the documented, legal variety – or the rubber boat ‘illegal’ type – that New Labour politicos are now stating for the public record they would be happy with a ceiling of 100,000.

Whereas We, the People of Food Bank Britain, say ‘How about a nice round figure of O?’

Really, we have more than enough home-grown, idle-arsed, scrounging dead legs here already, dragging the economy down, and don’t need anymore.

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The Swedish military’s national bomb squad rushed to the scene of the Israeli Embassy in Stockholm a few days ago, as what was believed to have been an explosive device was found lying on the pavement outside.

The Zionist state’s embassy staff had notified the Stockholm Plod Squad of the situation, triggering a panicked response from law enforcement.

However, on inspection by Olaf, the bomb squad’s AI robot, the object was discovered to be a huddled-up and frozen-solid Palestinian refugee who had succumbed to a comatose state due exposure to the icy January winter weather, and a starvation level of malnutrition - while waiting on the embassy steps for his return home to Gaza visa to be processed.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/bomb-squad-israeli-embassy-sweden-explosive-device

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The Sir Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer-led New Labour Party has announced it is burning the midnight oils over plans to nationalise the rail network in the next few weeks – if they win the 2024 general election and seize control of the House of Conmans,

Lousie Haigh, the party’s scarlet-coiffured troll of a shadow transport secretary has revealed – then uttered a most contentious statement that, to quote verbatim: .... “and there’s absolutely no compensation that will be paid to the railway and train operators.” Ouch.

Nope – Haigh’s incorrect statement of ‘nationalise’ per se – should rather be one of ‘re-nationalise’ - as the entire mess of pottage it has today manifested into was once a stellar British Rail that worked well – before the likes of Dr Porky Beeching and his fellow Masonic sodomite and paedo cult brethren started meddling with the railways, and expediting their deregulation policy under EU Directive 91/440, and closed half the stops n stations.

The Beeching Axe - all in the name of cost-effectiveness, they said. Bullshit n bollocks – the purpose of a public transport service is, at best, to move the population around, from A to B to C, and eventually back to A – or where-the-fuck-ever - along with commercial goods – and, at best, financially break even, or perhaps make a minor profit – or otherwise, as per most ‘for the public good’ services, not run at a calamitous loss.

Hmmm, while it later became a Slaggie Thatcher Tory Party plan, then expedited under the effeminate John ‘Wet Rag’ Major’s government , and challenged by New Labour when Tony Bliar and Labour gained political office in 1997, complaints regarding the privatisation sell-off deal besides, nothing was done to reverse the decision and re-nationalise the railways.

To wit, New Labour are as much to blame as the Tory scum for the continued existence of the not-fit-for-purpose, now privatised Rattle-Track; Notwork Rail; Southern Discomfort; Inter-Shitty; Midlands Worst Derailment; Caledonian Creeper; First Crapita Connect; Rip-Off Railways; Sardine Mainline; and the forever-behind-schedule Snail-Rail.

So too, on the subject of this predicted re-nationalisation, let us not to overlook the glaring disasters that manifested through privatisation – and the foreign-owned Practical Pig Trains fubar – which ceased trading in 2003 following the Baconsfield collision calamity at Oxford’s notorious Malfunction Junction, when their Edinburgh to Euston overnight express collided head-on with a twenty coach Whore Lines sleeper (the-then Branson-owned Virgin Trains main competitor).

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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