Verdict Final: World Gone Cuckoo

Talk about grand scale polarised contradiction, and in-yer-face gross hypocrisy, the LGBTQ + XYZ and trans-gender-bender community claims there are scores of genders.

Then we come across queer-cult adverts for t-shirts with pretty, colourful Rainbows, declaring there are actually – in their unqualified and contradictory opinions - hundreds of genders – next to which are the garment size guides – for – er - male and female.

A bottle blonde takes her 4 x 4 Range Rover into a garage and complains ‘It’s just not running right’. Mech' starts the engine, listens, then walks around the vehicle and tells the owner ‘We always get this problem with expensive 4 x 4’s if they don’t have a personalised number plate fitted.’

What is a Woman?

Okay, here’s one to bloody the nose of the trans-gender-bender and LGBTQ-WERTY cult-mongers who wish to corrupt science and biology to accommodate their personal, nefarious inclusivity agenda.

A woman is commonly – and correctly - defined as an adult human female and, genetically, typified by two XX chromosomes. These facts are indisputable.

What is referred to as a trans-gender female – those in a state of pre, or post, gender modification surgery – and having gorged on all the gender-bender hormones they can swallow, will never be a biological woman, nor experience mensuration, nor ovulate, nor get pregnant, nor bear a child.

Sorry boys, - er – girls – get over it.

China, India, Pakiland, Korea (north or south), Russia, and Brazil don’t give a flying fuck about the purported, or predicted, negative effects of climate change.

In the wake of criticism viz the Busy Beeb’s scaremongering reports on climate change, and generating further hysteria,  Prof Tom Burke CBE, visiting Honorary Professor of Imperial College, London has defended the Beeb’sd media coverage.

The gospel according to the Burke: "Since 200 governments, about 100 central banks, and literally thousands of mega-bucks corporations, as well as about 4 billion people – all agree with the BBC – thus it is hard to fault the holier-than-thou Beeb on the evidence."

Yeah right, 4 billion, eh – half the human (sic) population of this planet - and that’s how many naïve - believe any old shit - gullible morons who can’t think for themselves, the Beeb is deceiving.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bbc-climate-change-hysteria-latest

More XL Bully dog negative propaganda hits the media headlines following a reported hell hound attack on an 8-year old kid in Scouseland’s Bootle area – with the canine velociraptor savaging the child and causing life-threatening injuries - after chewing on the kid’s head.

Ownership of XL Bully dogs was restricted under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 following a spate of violent attacks in 2023.

It is against the law to sell, give away, abandon or breed from an XL Bully – with owners now required to obtain an exemption certificate to keep XL Bullies – having them nutted, kept on a lead, and muzzled in public.

Really, why the fuck does anyone want to keep a ‘pet’ – (sic) - that is capable of savaging and / or killing them n their children if it gets a bit of a Bad Doggy Day type of snot on?

The mindset is on a par with keeping poisonous snakes, spiders and scorpions. Talk about the kink of ‘living dangerously’ - why not go all out and keep a Bengal tiger as a house pet?

The latest on the House of Conmans Tory-led debate viz hapless tenants being subjected to no-fault evictions, the gospel according to New Labour party's multi-tasking deputy leader – and shadow housing secretary – none other than the ginger-mingin, rat-faced Angela Rayner - "These are yet more weasel words from the ferret-faced Michael Gove after years of broken promises."

Right on, and Labour’s smart-arsed ‘Miraculous Mangie’ knows how to fix it, we don’t think.

When referencing the antics of Third World governments and military dictatorships we have been mass media conditioned to expect sweet fuck all else but graft and corruption – and lots of human rights abuses.

Ergo, in short order, that is generally the case - while our own holier-than-thou Western governments - and esteemed judicial systems – (Magna Carta / Bill of Rights / der Grundrechte) are claimed to be beyond reproach – to the point of overflowing with moral virtue.

In a British court of law, the witness places a hand on the Holy Book and swears to tell not just the Truth, but the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth.

Yep, the Truth - that stand-alone leviathan which requires no phalanx guard to protect its flanks.

And yet, when freelance journalist Julian Assange did precisely that with his Wickedleaks website – nary a single exaggeration nor porky pie, just the unalloyed Truth, he was hounded by a cadre of most embarrassed Western political powers – sock puppet politicos in thrall to transnational corporations -  and especially so the good ole ‘and justice for all’ US of A – commencing in 2010 with trumped up rape charges in Sweden – for ‘unprotected sex’ (sans condom) by some agent provocateur kiss n tell slut.

Back in London, and dodging the bogus rape charge, Assange was then holed up in London’s accommodating Ecuadorian Embassy, juggling all manner of nefarious concocted criminal / espionage charges - and since being grabbed from there by the Met’s finest Plod Squad – on behalf of the CIA - now remains incarcerated in Bellend Prison – whoops, sorry – ‘Belmarsh’ Prison – awaiting on a yes / no decision from the Home Sickretary on whether to permit his extradition to the US on charges of exposing their dirty criminal military activities and human rights abuses around the Middle East theatre - and everywhere else on Earth they fatally infect with their superior, festering brand of  A-mer-i-can de-moc-racy.

To wit, reflecting on Assange’s predicament and dilemma at the hands of Broken Britain’s so-called ‘justice system’ - and the political / civil service bureaucracy apparatus – these are on a par with any Third World corruption-ridden head-banger state that poses as moral and civilised.

Good for these corrupt powers that Assange has been locked away and unable to communicate with the global masses via his Wickedleaks medium, for what would he have made of the mass deceptions since his incarceration – and duly exposed for what they were – bullshit and lies.

Ergo, the Russia / Ukraine fiasco, the election fraud that put the Democraps and Sleepy Joe Bidet in the Shite House – and kept Trumpsky out; and not to overlook the Covid-1984 mass deception, and the roll out of the toxic, gene-modifying spike protein vaccines.

The New Labour ‘Flip Flop’ Party, currently led  (sic) by political U-turn specialist, Sir Keir Stammerer, - aka Pragmatic Percy - is ditching its policy of spending £28 billion nickers-worth of taxpayers’ hard-earned ackers per annum on its green investment plan in a major volte-face.

Labour's position on the policy in recent weeks has been increasingly muddled.

A decision on back-pedalling their green deal policy is set to be announced in the House of Conmans this Thursday, following mass confusion on the party’s net zero / new green deal position.

Thus Agenda 21 - now delayed until 2030.

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September 2021: At Labour's 2021 conference, shadow chancellor Raving Rachel Reeves pledges to invest £28 billion nicker per annum – and every year - to 2030 – in a feeble attempt to establish a green economy for Food Bank Britain.

June 2023: Labour scales back its plans, blaming the economic outlook, with the Rabid Reeves telling the BBC she would ramp up investment over time from a 2024 election win, reaching £28 billion quid a year after 2027.

November 2023: A senior opposition party source tells the BBC that the level of investment previously promised might never be reached. Labour denies the claim, but rumours of the policy's demise continue to grow.

February 2024: Now we arrive at today, with innominate shit-stirring sources whispering to the Beeb that Labour is scrapping its green investment plan – as it does not want to alienate the TUC and lose the coal miners’ union votes in the 2024 general election. 

Really, deadwood politicos – der Untermensch - victim to the ravages of the saproxylic rot (predators) that infests our poxy Parliament’s House of Conmans and Upper House of Frauds assemblies – feasting, parasite fashion, on the credibility of the comatose MPs and peers squatting within.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68232133

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-68238090

Hark, ‘tis the Front Page Hewitts, plying for media attention yet again.

Lol’s – to quote: Harry cleared his busy schedule to fly across the pond to be by the ailing King Chazzer’s side.

Que? WTF? Busy schedule – doing what – scratching his arse while peering in a mirror at the expanding bald spot on his ginger-mingin head?

So what next for the Montecito morons after Harry’s 12 minute chat / PR flying visit, to see his adopted Daddy, King Chazzer, and drum up some heart-rendering gossip column tat that he, and the attention-addicted, A-list obsessed Meghan, can sell to the media?

Yes, WTF next for this pair of dog wankers, we might well speculate. Stage the kidnapping of one of their kids? The ranga Archiwell or whatever his effin’ name is? The eldest, and heir apparent, to the royal House of Hewitt’s Montecito throne?

Big gob Prince Harry – a loose lips carbon copy clone of his equally IQ-deficient ginger-mingin, and arrogant windbag of a Daddy, Capt. Jimmy Hewitt, boasting around his club how he regularly bonks Princess Di’ while out for ‘riding lessons’ (sic) – and that’s why Bald Willy wants sweet fuck all to do with his addled-brain, cuckoo-in-the-nest half-brother.

But sneaky shit Harry stays in daily contact with his piranha-fanged cousins, Beatrice and Eugenie – the progeny of disgraced Prince Andy Pandy – and the bloated, lizard-scaled Fergie Beast, aka the Duckegg of Pork – garnering any and all scandalous gossipy tit-bits he and Meghan can flog to Netflix.

One very recent hacked message from Harry to Fuckingham Palace read: ‘Daddy, Daddy, if you die of cancer - and Willy has some fatal accident – like being run over by a truck – or gets assassinated - can I be the King?’

Cancer, eh – and never a great prognosis when it’s deep down in the bowels, with many speculating Karma is finally catching up with Chazzer for having Lady Di’ knocked off – so he had total access and control of Wills and Harry’s upbringing (sic) – and his embarrassing divorcee missus wouldn’t be around to marry any shifty Muslim costermonger’s son – and for that matter, neither would Dodo.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.