Wednesday 3 January 2024

UN Women's Rights Champion is Tranny

Righteous outrage hits the media’s banner headlines as a UK-born mixed race trans-gender bender is clumsily conscripted by the United Nations as Broken Britain’s Women’s Rights representative.

Que? WTF next? A drove of pigs in woolly cardigans impersonating a flock of sheep, and vocalising their best Baaaa, to try and sound convincing?

As the world passes a phase of head-shaking eccentricity with regard to all the Woke joke brouhaha, into even greater absurdity and delusion, bordering on neurosis and mental illness, we are today forced to behold some ridiculous trans-gender-bender bloke in a frock, lose all grasp on reality and become possessed of an aberrant mental state that he’s a female of the species (regardless of cock and bollocks) - sparking gross affront and indignation among women's rights groups after ‘he’ was picked by the UN as its "UK women’s rights champion".

The gospel according to the shit-fer-brains UN Women UK organisation's mangled syntax, the appointment supports the ‘empowerment of women’s equality globally, within civil society, government and the corporate sector’.

Talk about topsy-turvy, are we to accept, and believe, that biological women are ‘empowered globally’ by having a man represent them – even if he is kitted out in a drag queen outfit – and keeps his cock and bollocks tucked away and out of detectable sight?

The 36-year-old ‘Miss’ (sic) Munroe Bergdorf, formerly Mr Ian Beaumont of Stanstead, born a male, who now poses as a female – er - with a cock – boasts one previous claim to fame as the co-founder of the Horrible Hackney-based Pussy Palace nightclub – a popular ‘perving’ emporium for drag queens, rude-boys, and raving sodomites.

No shit, Sherlock, does that actually provide certification of competence to be appointed to the United Nations role of Women’s Rights representative for Food Bank Britain – when the appointee isn’t even a biological woman. Is this not taking the Woke joke mantra of equality, diversity and inclusion a wee bit too fucking far?

Doubtless Miss Munroe Bunghole can proffer a host of arguments as to why he is qualified for the role, but common sense – a commodity so rare in today’s Woke joke socio-political atmosphere – denotes that a ‘women’s representative should be ‘a woman’.   

Organisations including Fair Play for Women, Sex Matters, Transgender Trend and the Women’s Rights Network shared their "dismay and disappointment" over Munroe Bunghole, being selected – with an excess of 17 anti-appointment groups dispatching letters of protest to the ‘UN Women UK’ charity expressing their gobsmacked concerns ‘and’ so too the same to the New York-based Portuguese UN Sec General,  António Guterres, questioning his septuagenarian mental state – appointing a male drag queen to an international diplomacy biological female role.

Let’s see if little Miss Bunghole stays the distance in his new role – as per the last pathetic performance with L’Oreal - their first transgender model in Britain – who got his arse fired within weeks following a racial row.

Then we have Ian being shit-canned as an ambassador for the NSPCC – due arranging for gender confused children to DM him, to contact him personally, via the internet - for some very up close and confidential advice. Hmmm, all very pervy.

Another instance of ‘rinse n repeat’ occurred in February 2018, when he was appointed as an LGBT-Q-WERTY adviser to Jeremy Corbyn’s New Labour Party, but resigned a month later as no-one took him seriously.

Oh my, the 2024 New Year has rolled in and so too further insanity; and we are confronted already with a further instance of the diminishment of common sense, logic, honesty - and Truth – - and let’s not forget the wrongful abuse of perfectly good ‘pronouns’.

Alas, when all words, yet so much more, are collectively being emasculated deprived of their literal descriptive potential – and dictionaries, and proud lexicons are forced to pay homage before the throne of this mentally-deficient ruling Woke joke cult, broadcasting their ‘We are right – and you are wrong’ message to all and sundry – and flagellated with the prickly pronoun lash.

https://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/31104/1/pussy-palace-the-all-girl-run-club-where-drag-queens-and-rudeboys-collide

https://www.gbnews.com/news/un-women-trans-maya-forstater-latest

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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