Tory MP to Recruit Gen Z Army

Hark the gospel from Tobias Deadwood, Tory MP for the Fort Bournemouth Arsenal - and newly-appointed Minister for Warmongering – along with a cadre of his fellow House of Conmans window licking morons - calling for Food Bank Britain to create – we re-phrase, ‘to conscript’ - a volunteer-reluctant Citizen Army - ready to do battle with Bad Vlad Putrid’s Russian military machine - from the ‘couldn’t give a fuck’ ranks of Broken Britain’s Woke Gen Z.

Yeah, besta luck with the conscription drive.

“During the Cold War, we spent about 4% of GDP on defence – now we waste the same on billeting Channel-hopping wetback illegal aliens in five star hotels - as opposed to the common sense solution of shipping the scrounging twats straight back to ‘safe haven’ France – from whence they set off in their rubber boats”.

“These illegal alien immigrant types intend to falsely claim asylum and become non-assimilated citizens, who are collectively bent on establishing their own foreign, fuzzy-wuzzy heathen culture in our once-sceptred Isle of Albion”.

“Their rancid, unwashed ranks are predominantly composed of military age single males, and I shake my head that no fucker or their dog has even cogitated the danger of this manifestation – a budding rebel, terrorist force on the ground in our country – and most likely in the pay of Bad Vlad and his Russian thugs as Fifth Columnists – or, worse still, mercenaries in the pay of ISIS - or the WEF's Satan Klaus Schlob – getting ready to impose his Great Reset.”

“Thousands of undocumented young adult males, of military age, unregulated by any coherent set of principles, and with zero allegiance to their indigenous host population – We Brits – are all part n parcel of the Spew World Order’s Great Replacement agenda – to diminish and corrupt individual Western nation’s sovereignty and traditional cultures”.

Hmmm Lt. Col. Deadwood, is a reservist in the 77^th Brigade at Denison Barracks – home to a psychological operations unit responsible for 'non-lethal' warfare - which disseminates government-friendly podcasts and family entertainment videos (The Simpsons / Peppa Pig) to snarling Slavic enemy troops.

Best of luck with that one too, Toby.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/britain-war-government-army-forces

Conscription – regardless of the fact that Bad Vlad simply is not winning his invasive war of aggression against the Ukraine’s kleptocrat government, and the wicked West are having a field day playing proxy war games by supplying Zelensky with all manner of ‘try one of these’ weapons systems - and first field test armament packages – it would be wise to avoid an attitude of over-confidence lest the Russian bear calls on the Chinese dragon for assistance in this endeavour – or resorts to tactical nukes for a battlefield success - or, worse still, strategic nukes for a global scale ‘Owzat’.

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