Bonkers News Views Review

London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, has been blasted over his record of wanton waste at City Hall – including the vilified Ulez roll-out - yet chooses to blame Brexit for this damning litany of personal failings – specifically the misuse of taxpayers’ cash, and kick starting 2024 by binning the requirements for immigrant public bus and taxi drivers to be proficient with the SERU and English language requirements.

Sad Dick, a career Labour Party stooge, further slammed Broken Britain’s decision to dump its EUSSR membership and blamed successive Tory governments for all that has gone disastrously wrong since Brexit – claiming £30 billion nicker has been shaved off the Metropolis’ economic growth alone – with a total of £140 billion off the UK’s overall income, plus 290,000 jobs lost, and Londoners each being £3,400 worse off.

Hmmm, apparently Sad Dick has been getting his data and stats from the financial pages of the 2023 Beano Annual, and the year-end edition of the Dandy.

Down in 20 mph (donkey speed) Welsh Wales, we have Tata Steel being infected with the Green Deal bug and planning to dump their tried n tested traditional coke-fired blast furnaces - to be replaced by clean n green (so they claim) electric arc furnaces – with massive redundancies – estimated to wave a hearty ‘Ta-Ta’ goodbye to some 3,000 Taffy steel-worker employees.

A ‘valuable’ (sic) 1,000 year old Viking sword has been found 'perfectly preserved' on a river bed in Poland.

 

Perfectly what – preserved? If that piece of rusted Viking shite is ‘perfectly preserved’ I’d hate to see one that’s badly corroded.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/viking-sword-found-poland-wisla-river

The gospel according to one UK Border Force official who can apparently count, 621 migrants have crossed to Food Bank Britain aboard 15 rubber boats in just five days - that’s an average of 41.4 illegal immigrants per boat – not counting the unfortunate, hapless non-swimmers that fell, slipped, or were pushed – overboard and drowned during the crossings.

The Home Office stats reveal 358 migrants arrived in eight overloaded small boats yesterday (17/01/23) which equates as 44.75 bodies per boat - after a slight improvement in sea conditions.

But, in a nonsensical attempt to blow their own trumpet, the Tory Nasty Party are boasting that illegal immigration is down by 30% - thanks to their supreme border policing efforts – and fuck all to do with the extreme Winter weather sea conditions.

There again the French Mayor of Wimereux, Jean-Luc le Merde, claimed today that Broken Britain’s generous (read ‘insane’) policies regarding asylum, work and benefits are causing these legions of scrounging foreign types to risk their lives, dubbing the UK as an El Dorado.

Hmmm, obviously too much Dick Whittington fairytale talk doing the rounds – viz London’s streets are paved with gold – and not homeless beggars.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrants-crisis-risk-lives-crossing-channel-france

Fishy Sunak’s still fucking the cat viz the illegal immigrant brouhaha, and attempting to formulate a legal solution to get rid of the deadbeat hands-out mendicants – by deporting them to far-away Rwanda – er - in far-away Africa.

And that, in and of itself, would not be a problem – if the illegals were from Rwanda – which they are not.

So, let’s quit the bullshit, and either sink their rubber boats as they attempt to launch from a French beach – or turn their boats around mid-Channel crossing – back to ‘safe haven’ France – or, last resort, as they hit the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred isle of Albion, load them onto a not fit for purpose Border Force vessel and ship them back across the Channel, then dump the fuckers back from whence they came – to repeat myself – on the shores of ‘safe haven’ France.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68015652

Yep, teenagers in Pyongyang this week copped a stream of ‘serves you right’ 12 year hard labour penal colony sentences – for the reviled and heinous act of tuning into banned South Korean television stations - to watch Seoul’s copycat version of Coronation Street.

Bad Haircut Kim and his totalitarian gumby squad of nodding generals don’t want the NorKor population seeing how ‘the other half’ live – and that’s not some hedonist Ayrab moneybags scum in oil rich Emirates - but their south of the border 'better off' next-door Korean neighbours.

Oh my, what a fucking shock – King Chazzer is in hospital – very private, and royally expensive, of course – to have his enlarged prostate fixed / modified, so he’s not going for a pee every half hour – and with Princess Kate in the next bed – not so much for a spot of family company and some bod’ to chat to and help with the crossword, but for the very same surgical procedure – (discount on monarchy types - two for the price of one?).

Now who would have suspected Katie was a tranny – obviously not Prince Willy. Maybe they adopted the kids on the sly, same deal as that ‘dark side’ Hawaiian faggot, ex-US Pres’ Barky Obama, and his tranny partner, Mike – or should we say Michelle – with their pickaninny daughters from Rent-a-Kid.

Ah well, when a government or agenda-fixated sector of society is hell bent on inflicting their pro-censorship opinions on the rest of us via a propaganda route, then brainwashing children with climate change scaremongering is a good place to start.

Control the discourse, then regulate, supervise, manage, dominate, and command  the narratives of any and all who dare challenge their skewed orthodoxies and catechesis dogma.

Back in the 60’s we had the CND, today it’s Just Stop Traffic - and ‘climate change’ is the children’s word (er – two words?) for 2023 – and in the manner of all totalitarian control freak types – these subversive, radical actors attempt to dominate the narrative, and keep the proles isolated and disconnected from the true science - and in the dark, literally and figuratively.

Hark the Extinction Rebellion dingbat extremists, and their Just Stop Traffic whacko cohorts, spreading their skewed climate change gospel to terrify a seriously gullible common herd population, and proselyting that the seas are gonna boil - when it’s minus 7 degrees Cent’ this morning, with Nanook of the North frozen in his igloo – and the birds are bending their beaks pecking at the frozen water bowl in the garden.

The all-new bio-engineered mutant Covid-1984 strain – bestowed with the scary moniker of GX_P2V – apparently works great on mice – attacking their brains and snuffing the little fuckers within 8 hours – and the Chinese bio-weapons scientists predicting it will do the same to humans if the strain is further enhanced at the Wuhan bio-warfare lab’.

Hmmm, wicked Wuham, eh - a site not exactly renowned for its bio-safety precautions record viz the past Covid-1984 virus plandemic leak that was blamed on peasants eating bat soup and roast pangolin at the Wuhan wet market right next door to the bio-lab’.

Bollocks to these Woke Corp. brainwashers with their diversity, equity, and inclusion / DEI socio-political propaganda targeting – more at ‘programming’ schoolkids - not so much ‘how to think’ - but rather what to think – especially so viz anthropogenic-related climate alarmism.

But here we see at work the dirty paws of deep state cartelism – cult controlled corporatocracy - and the entire history – from Al Bore’s global warming and boiling seas profit-motivated scaremongering to anthropogenic caused climate change, etc et al - unconnected as each instance might appear, is germane to each individual event.

Ergo, today we now have the Just Stop Traffic brigade with their dogmatic flawed science fixations - preaching that the world we live in has floods, fires, droughts, and extreme storms impacting our food systems due to human activity – (er – just as it has done for time immemorial) – and that’s the way of cyclic climate changes – nowt to do with human action – or inaction – but more with solar activity – and, believe it or not – solar inactivity.

Albeit the climate change crisis camp, and their global warming are trapped in mindset mode.

Fer fuck’s sake, what’s gonna be their opinion n reasoning when another ice age kicks in?

If only, as the proverb goes, Comet Hale-Bopp would make a timely return from its ‘long orbit’ and animate this plague of weather warrior climate cultists – and the rest of the ‘We are Right and You are Wrong’ brigade to all join hands in pietistic unison – the Wokesters, the trans-gender-benders, the pronoun pushers, the Eaxtinction Rebellion bullies, and their climate crisis cohorts – these annoying Just Stop Traffic siblings of misery - for a repeat of the Heaven’s Gate 1997 mass self-harm event.

Look what the Zionist Israeli military are doing to the Gaza Strip - even worse than the World War Two Allied air force saturation bombing campaigns did to Nazi Germany’s city of Dresden – and Hamburg.

Bechtel, DPR, and Wimpey combined would be scratching their collective heads on where to start fixing that mess – or just leave it be – as a mass grave – considering all the Palestinian civilians buried underneath the conflagration.

From the dark corridors of intellectual exploration – and the wellspring of critical thinking - we are freshly assaulted with a wave of even more climate change alarmist crap being broadcast by the Deep State / Great Reset control freak gang – actually via Broken Britain’s ever-compliant – albeit deified - Met’ Office – claiming 2023 was the hottest year ever – well, since 1884.

Really, WTF?

I recall it pissing down a’plenty and nowhere near as sunny (sunny = warm / hot) as in my late adolescence and early teens of the late 50’s and 60’s.

Doubtless, like the Covid scamdemic propaganda shite, some gullible fucker n their dog will read the banner headline and believe it.

Ergo, this constitutes ‘evidence’ of the good old ‘human induced’ climate change. Bullshit, it simply constitutes evidence of media-driven mass ‘deception’.

To close, this human induced’ climate change fabrication - (actually Anthropogenic Global Warming /AGW - blessed with the official title) – this harbinger of global extinction level events that is being fast-tracked to beat Malthusian theory in achieving human demise - is a most questionable and unproven scientific theory – and not scientific fact.

For the public record – (see Hansard) -the Tory Nasty Party Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, within the realm of living memory, promised to cut waiting lists when he made his ‘fix the National Ill-Health Service’ pledge – yet instead slashed NHS spending.

With Broken Britain’s Nope Hope Service being bogged down with a 7.61 million patient waiting list, it’s hardly surprising no fucker or their dog can get an appointment to see their NHS quack – er apart from Princess Kate and King Chazzer Big Ears.

Yep, the 7 million-plus patients figure is a hard fact - with patient ‘patience’ being the operative word.

So how about grabbing a National Ill-Health Service job instead?

Plenty of vacancies going right now – backed by £40 million in funding – to be squandered on ‘woke joke’ diversity non-jobs - ranging from the utterly nonsensical to the bizarre - across the Equality, Diversity and Inclusion sector, along with ‘People and Culture’ - and the ‘People and Communities’ division.

No shit Sherlock, with some 244 ‘gender-fluid’ posts still unfulfilled across the three categories - to reinforce the already-recruited 822 staff members.

As long as you can tell the difference between a penis and a vagina, you’re in with a chance of NHS employment. Job set n match.

Prince Andy Pandy, Duke of Pork, claims he regrets not denouncing a fake photo of himself cuddling up to one of Jeffrey Epsleim’s legion of sex slaves, specifically Virginia Giuffre.

Andy was advised by Fuckingham Palace not to claim the image of him and Giuffre was digitally altered.

The widely published photo of the Duck with his arm around 17-year-old Virginia – which he denies is him – as he never met Guiffre - let alone bonked her - has come to symbolise the fact he’s a perverted paedo who shags underage girls, just sprouting a trace of hair they can sit on.

And this Andy still maintains – that he never met Guiffre - regardless of his legal beagles reaching a £££ mega-bucks zero liability / non-disclosure settlement with Guiffre to keep her mouth shut viz the civil sexual assault case she filed against Andy.

Oh my, the sinister absurdities of the Wokery-jokery cult - and trans-gender-bender ‘women’ (sic) sporting cocks and bollocks, hairy chests, and a five-o’clock shadow – demanding it is their divine right to use the ladies toilets – if they can actually find one vacant and not squatter-occupied by illegal immigrants waiting for their 2030 asylum hearing appointment.

Thus we are confronted with this weird phenomenon of biological men identifying as biological women, which, if this be a genuine belief, and not some perverted deception to gain access to the female domain to sniff toilet seats for masturbation arousal, then must qualify as the manifestation of mental illness.

Food Bank Britain, for one, is sliding into a very dark place, from which a major manifestation of civil disobedience and socio-political revolution could well erupt – and We, the People, take over running the nation – then finally giving the finger to the likes of the EUSSR, Brussels, and the ECHR.

Hey, and guess what folks – things is for sure gonna get worse before they get better – especially so with a 2024 general election on the cards – with five more years of Tory mismanagement – or a change of pace – and five years of Labour mismanagement.

Yep, more climate change scaremongering, at the root of this wholly unrealistic crackpot ‘Net Zero 2035’ hysteria climate crisis agenda – with the 2035 date a year picked at random, with no significance in reality that solar panel arrays and wind turbine farms will be powering global energy requirements and – wait for it – ‘ensuring sustainable growth and the quality of life’.

We shake our proverbial heads at this climate change hoax, and the dire need for the global implementation of 15 minute cities – and travel restrictions – and everything pedal bike powered – all fuelled by gross exaggeration and faked science to scam the common herd - that’s us - while the master class moneybags scum fly – individually - via private Lear jets to a pre-Xmas Cop28 in the oil-pumping Middle East’s dirty Dubai – a notorious global centre for hedonistic squandering – where they, this mega-rich caucus gathered to peddle their unfounded climate collapse paranoia propaganda to influence global governments and lawmakers to collectivise the economy and human society.

Oh my, WTF next will grace the front pages of our gutter press?

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry ‘Spare Parts’ Hewitt is set to be inducted into some tacky, D-list Living Legends of Aviation Hall of Fame - alongside the likes of the Wright Brothers, Charles Lindbergh and Amy Johnson.

Que? For what – being able to fly a chopper?

Living Legends of Back-Stabbing & Whingeing would be more appropriate for the royal cuckoo.

Here we go, only just stepped into the 2024 New Year and Food Bank Britain’s officialdom is already calling for another national round of the ‘Let’s Play Pandemics’ game – kicking off the social media warning alerts with a (sounds nasty) Pirola’ BA.2.86 corona virus strain contagion, backed up by an all-new – and equally-virulent - JN.1 scaremongering variant of the ever-notorious Covid-1984 scamdemic virus.

Rumours be believed, then this JN.1 can be caught simply by reading the medical propaganda pages of the daily tabloid newspapers – all warning the ever-gullible common herd not to be fooled with any ‘you look okay’ second opinion propaganda, so every single sniffle or smoker’s cough is immediately slapped with the latest Covid variant label – JN.1 – or GX_P2V – or Pirola’ BA.2.86 – and a double purpose scare-mongering / shaming shout to get the latest new n improved Covid ‘zombie’ vaxx – freshly boosted with extra adjuvant nano-particle nasties, mRNA, spike proteins, toxic endothelial cells, aluminium, thimerosal,  – plus a double helping of graphene oxide – and that will really fuck up your immune system.

There again, truth be known, then the only contagious source of this re-hashed Covid-1984 / corona virus plandemic / scamdemic – (let’s call a spade –‘ a spade’) – is via word of mouth (aka ‘idle gossip’) – and media broadcasts.

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.