The ginger-mingin Prince Harry, crown head of the Royal House of Hewitt - a spoiled, IQ-deficient brat by reputation - has now been removed from England’s index of Councillors of State – not so much for being an embarrassing cuckoo in the nest, but due his aberrant, mentally unbalanced state - further blighted by an act of gross stupidity, to believe in his own delusional importance in the greater scheme of worldly things, that he could take on the Daily Shitraker gutter press news rag – and win - a slander / libel legal battle in the English courts of law - for their reporting of the honest Truth regarding his imbecilic public arena performances - at a cost to his pocket of some £750,000 nicker – plus change.
In an effort to further capitalise the ‘t in Tacky’, Harry was spotted posing for ‘look at me’ selfies at the cringe-worthy Living Legend of Aviation awards – (a gathering of D-list of Hollywood celeb’s, in conclave to massage each other’s egos) - with European blue blood impersonator / con-man – and fellow grifter / royal cuckoo nestling Prince Mario-Max Scumburg-Lippe - formerly (like Hitler before him) – a mere Austrian commoner, Mario-Helmut Wagner - an unemployed Austrian gigolo, who was controversially legally adopted – at age 24 (que?) – by the 89-year old Helga Claire Lee Roderbourg – (wealthy nympho’ widow of Prince Max zu Schaumburg-Lippe) – as her personal toy boy.
Yep, Harry and Meghan are slowly but surely bestowing Montecito with the reputation of a Turdtown to equal, if not surpass, Hollywood’s.
If that isn’t sufficient calumny to make one hang their head in embarrassed shame, read the latest.
Why might we be surprised at news that Harry & Meghan Inc. now have their own (self-opinionated) suntanned ‘cellist’ – who, to accommodate his fragile sensibilities and personal unqualified arrogance, has decided that Rule Britannia should be struck from the Last Night of the Proms play list – and replaced with ‘a folk song’.
https://www.gbnews.com/news/harry-meghan-cellist-rule-britannia-banned-proms
WTF next – their own string quartet – or a full Montecito symphony orchestra?
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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