Woke Joke Madness Now Contagious

Woke joke madness hits fresh heights of ridiculousness as hairdressers ask permission to touch a customer's locks.

Welcome to topsy-turvy January, 2024.

Ha! No shit, Sherlock. Does this Wokery-pokery-jokery barber’s ruling apply to gynaecologists and obstetricians – and dentists too? How about the Plod Squad tossers handcuffing some shop-lifting scally? Or rugby players tackling the opposition?

Fer fuck’s sake, what next? Punch n Judy Shows slapped with a Wokester cult violence warning

Talk about a world gone bonkers, with preferred personal pronouns and the do’s n don’t of political correctness . Now we have trans-gender bender Plod Squad female impersonators sanctioned to strip search ‘real, female suspects. Oh my, you couldn’t make this shit up for a parody sketch.

Doubtless folks will be head-scratching and thinking this is a bullshit story, but true it stands – and disbelieve all you want, but the entire Wokesterite cult insanity just gets worse – with anti-white race-baiting nihilist tranny scum waving rainbow flags, and demanding to exercise their God-given right to pee in a ladies toilet since they changed their name from Jack to Jane.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/trans-police-officers-strip-search-women

Ergo, taking wicked Wokery bonkersness to the N^th degree the National Ill-Health Service (NHS) is requiring patients to fill in a personal MyChart registration process data sheet produced by US-based health software firm Epic, and choose from a round robin ‘one dozen’ genders – with options including male, female, genderfluid, questioning, agender, non-binary, demiboy and demigirl – along with ten sexual preferences, ranging from pansexual, bisexual, gay, heterosexual, lesbian, queer, questioning, unsure or asexual - before attending hospital appointments - plus the bizarre and confusing requirement to identify from 159 religions and, state if they wish to be known as Goddess, or Satanist or Druid, prior to accessing care – junior doctor’s strikes permitting.

Oh yeah, here we are again, New Year 2024, and the resolutions flying thick n fast – (New Year = New You) - for this week anyways – especially the weight loss gurus n their ‘sign up’ for this super slimmer’s programme so you can fit, and look good, in your bikini or jock strap swimming trunks on the beaches of the Costa Fortune this summer.

Hark the sell point ‘Auschwitz-Mengele Weight Loss Plan’ propaganda. “I'm a doctor and there are four things you should cut from your diet if you want to lose weight – with number one being food”.

Septuagenarian duffer, Sir Howard Davies, chair-thing of the Nat Worst Bank (39% tax-payer owned) has defended the legal review into now-exposed, shamed and terminated bank CEO, Dame Alison Rose – viz her loose lips indiscretions in discussing the private banking affairs of public figure and political player Nigel Farage with a gutter press hack regarding Farage’s political views - considered unwholesome – and closing his account with their private sister bank, Cuntts.

The dodgy Davies, bent on achieving blame denial closure, added, with a liberal dose of his customary prevarication, “I continue to say that the judgment we made at the time of Mr Farage being de-banked was a reasonable one due his unsavoury political ties to the likes of UKIP, then that evil Brexit gang who have slashed our links with Europe, and now he’s involved with this Reform UK shower of shits”.

“Thus we intend to discover who, if anyone, had said what to whom, and when, and where; or was it all gossip and innuendo, or perhaps black propaganda originating in the Kremlin with Bad Vlad Putrid’s agents provocateur”.

For the public record, Davies is the same mangled syntax wanker who stated for the public record today, and the ire of legions of British voters, that there’s nothing hard about getting on the property ladder – and if you are the chairman of a national bank, such as Nat Worst, and on a £750,000 mega-bucks salary, then ready money to buy an attractive property outright – or secure a mortgage with a hefty deposit, would be no problem.

The 9/11, and 7/7, false flag Islamic terrorist attacks were all part n parcel of the Deep State’s ‘get away with any old shit’ theatre of illusion – then we had Event 201 to reflect on – and the Covid-1984 scamdemic that came in its wake. All sinister manipulation of the mass media, and a gullible common herd perceptions.

To the critical thinker mind, none stand close scrutiny, as all are riddled with irreconcilable errors, contradictions and inconsistencies – as per the Covid vaxx shaming campaign and a vaccine that has – and still does - cause monumental harm – and this global warming myth that morphed into climate change – for not a single one of Al Bore’s ‘the seas and fish gonna boil’ predictions ever came close to true.

Regardless, the climate change crisis scaremongering continues unabated.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/grant-shapps-assault-ships-hms-albion-bulwark-warning-royal-marines

Que? No matelots? Back to press-ganging – the Senior Service ‘recruitment’ (sic) policy that manned the galleons for the Napoleonic Wars, and a century either side.

Conversely, adopting a defeatist stance, the 'rum, bum and baccy' sailor shortage has prompted Tory defence secretary, Grant Shitts, to propose retiring both Royal Marine transports, HMS Bumfodder and HMS Sodomite, from active service.

Ah, the brazen hubris of the Zionist Holohoax brigade and their post-WW2 / Nazi anti-ethnic cleansing / genocide message of ‘never again’. Then, with gross hypocrisy aforethought, kick start yet another of their revenant ethnic cleansing / genocide campaigns against the rightful Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip littoral - a marginalised and disenfranchised Muslim enclave in what was, until 1948, the sovereign state of Palestine.

It would be well for the Zionist scum, per Bobo Nuttyahoo, to remember that ‘never again’ does not apply singularly to Zionist Jews but equates as ‘never again’ for everyone. Jew, Muslim, Christian, and the Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.

Oh my, the Zionist camp whinge and moan relentlessly viz the Nazi Holocaust, whereas, under their very hands the Palestinians – in their own marginalised and diminished lands – the Gaza Strip – (and too the IDF-military occupied West Bank Territories) - suffer worse on a daily basis – their Yawm an Nakba – their Shoah – their Holocaust – and the United Nations assembly, the entire bleeding heart world – do nothing.

Next up for a socio-political dissection are the Let’s Stop Traffic activist wankers and their flawed science climate change crisis scaremongering propaganda.

Fer fuck’s sake, do the research, for this global warming and climate change propaganda is the modern day equivalent of looking at a globe yet still maintaining the Earth is flat.

Go tell the global warming myth to the Eskimos – they’ll be amused. As to climate change – no fucker or their dog is in denial – the climate changes – sometimes radically, more often on a slow, yet cyclic, pattern – caused by the Sun. Always has, throughout the entire geological historic record – and perhaps always will.

But climate change is not going to wreak cataclysm on the Earth – whereas a now-overdue magnetic pole shift will – or the NASA-named – 2007 FT3 – a 54 million ton asteroid that is heading towards Earth, an object they’ve now lost track of - so scaremonger the masses with that apocalyptic maybe.

Let’s be honest with each other, we, the voting – tax-paying proles, as the Yanks refer to the no-account members of society – while we are, in the eyes of the scum with more money than enough and an over-abundance of egocentric arrogance, simply tax slaves, these manicured dog wankers can’t do shit without our ‘hands-dirty’ tech’ n mech’ skills.

So, regardless of being sub-human, and the IQ figure equal to the price of a quarter pound weight portion of jelly babies (35) – then we are still smart enough to cogitate on Broken Britain’s proposed general election for 2024 – and who the fuck is worthy of an X? – Tory or Labour – or the Lib-Dums?

Back to being honest again now. Worthy? None of the useless, arrogant fuckers. We need a Third Force, much as Alden Pyle did in Vietnam.

The political meanderings of York Harding served to ferment Pyle’s socio-political idealism – for Vietnam. And that ended in disaster – unless, of course, hard-arsed Communism is your personal thing.

Ergo, so who might this Third Force manifest as? Certainly not the diminutive Ed Davey, and the Librarian-Dummercrap party.

Apart from which Mr ‘Incompetence’ Davey is gonna be busy fending off flak emanating from the Post Office miscarriage of justice scandal due his complicity in the affair, sat behind the desk of the fatally-flawed Tory / Lib-Dum coalition’s postal affairs ministry from 2010 to 2012.

To wit, in 1999, ICL / Fujshitsu IT commissioned their not-fit-for-purpose Horizon accounting software system – which, no sooner was it plugged in and activated, went into kleptocracy mode and began incorrectly reporting cash shortfalls at post office branches across Britain.

For the record, even back then, in 1999 and the Post Office roll-out of the ICL / Fuijshitsu’s fubar Horizon IT system, its ‘unreliability’ was called into question by start-up tech’s – as ‘fatally flawed’ - but New Labour Crime Minister, Tony Bliar, on the advice of Trade & Felching Secretary, Peter Scandalson, went ahead with its roll-out for accounting (sic) and stocktaking regardless.

As the Yanks have an annoying habit of stating, the rest is history. 

This fucked-up Horizon IT programme resulted in 700-odd sub-postmasters and post-mistresses being prosecuted, jailed and bankrupted, for theft - and not a single plod squad wally, or crown prosecution service ranker, or House of Conmans politico – or post office exec’ – such as the piranha-fanged, ginger-mingin boss, Paula Vennells CBE, having the basic nuance and common sense to question the whyfore, that 700 post office staff should suddenly go rogue and become larcenous criminals – all in the same time slot – and ‘not’ question the ‘Fujshitshu’ IT Horizon computer system’s actual maths skills.

Sub-post-masters were considered models of moral rectitude in the community, and commissioned, under law, to certify most forms of documents, including: passports, driving licences, utility bills, and bank statements. But obviously this 'trustworthy' factor was ignored by the Post Office exec's - and Fujshitsu - any other fucker to blame but their chosen and ordained Horizon IT fubar pickpocket system. 

Hmmm, and on this theme, former Tory Cabinet Minister, Ranil Jayawardena, yesterday expressed his concerns to gutter press hacks from the Scandalmonger’s Gazette that New Labour leader, Sir Keir ‘Fuckups’ Stammerer, has, alike Ed Davey, some very awkward questions to answer over his incompetent handling of the venal Post Office’s justice-denied treatment of sub-postmasters - for it was he, as Director of Public Prosecutions, and he alone, with the power to decide whether or not the 50-0dd cases that came before the CPS were viable after the depth of the scandal came to light when Computer Weekly magazine exposed the unsafe convictions factor in 2009, and Fujishitsu's Horizon IT system was a 'snafu-personified'. 

“I didn't know about the Horizon prosecutions – or Jimmy Savile”, says the ex-DPP / buck-passing ‘Sir’ Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer – and this wanker is fixated on being Broken Britain’s next Prime Minister running a New Labour government - and imposing nanny state rules that school teachers have to supervise kids brushing their teeth.

Fer fuck's sake, just sort out a workable NHS dental system that sees dentists paid a fair rate for NHS work.

Mind you, this is Stammerer, the same crooked political tosser who, in that role, failed to prosecute child molesting sex pest ‘Jim’ll Fix It’ Savile, as he was a BBC DJ icon, and big mate of Prince (now King, no less) Chazzer Big Ears.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1853536/post-office-kier-starmer-jimmy-savile-comment

To close - as the petition to have 'Vampire Fangs' Vennell's CBE revoked tops the one point two million votes mark - how about replacing the House of Conmans dead wood with a Richard Tice / Nigel Farage-led Reform Party to run Food Bank Britain?

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.