War with Russia by Easter?

GB News - notorious for its dunce grade illiteracy, bad grammar, and spelling blunders – now has a shit-fer-brains news troll, Camila Tominey – (who knows even less on the subject of things military and arms budgeting than the Tory Nasty Party’s Defence Secretary, Grant Shitts) – advising Food Bank Britain’s gullible population to start digging slit trenches – as Russia’s bonkers ex-KGB President, Bad Vlad Putrid, is getting ready to invade our shores.

Tominey’s ‘man the beaches’ neurotic scaremongering was backed up by Defence Sec’ Shitts, who further claimed that Broken Britain’s defence spending is the most expansive it's ever been in peacetime, at over £50 billion quid of tax-payer’s funds wasted, with Fishy Sunak’s cabinet toadies all in agreement it needs to go higher.

Quite the about-turn on yesterday, the House of Conmans warmongers were whingeing that the actual military warm body personnel count is far below the traditional, and preferred, cannon fodder levels required to run even a half-arsed 'fixed bayonets' conflict - thus potential calls for conscription of the nation's most vital asset - our youth.

Ergo, if the Tory gang have a hard-on for the adrenalin rush of battle - to distract from their rat-shit re-election chances in May, then it looks like military conscription may be on the cards – so that should thin out the jobless teenage population.

Not only is Shitts predicting a war with Russia, but a second front conflict with Iran too, for what is rumoured to be their support of the Gaza-based Hamas, and the Houthi rebel types in Yemen becoming a Red Sea navigation annoyance of the first order with their Capt. Jack Sparrow impersonations.

Hmmm, okay, so let’s get serious viz this looming multiple war front brouhaha, and stop fucking the cat. Time to dust off our nuke arsenal and charge the primary detonator batteries, ready to blast the shit outa Moscow – and Tehran – and the unwashed Houthies - with a ten megaton hydrogen device apiece.

Owzat – fantasy time over, and now back to Planet Realism. War with Russia indeed. WTF?  

Old Bad Vlad can’t even solve his own self-inflicted bogged-down military dilemma with Ukraine, let alone attempt to strong-arm coerce or invade any of the Nato bloc club.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/defense-spending-grant-shapps-russia

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