Numpty Dumpty News Potpourri

In response to the latest scare on the streets of Broken Britain, that military conscription will be introduced if our once-sceptred isle is forced into an armed conflict with Bad Vlad Putrid's Russian war machine – the Tory Nasty Party’s ill-informed armed forces minister, James Heappey, has stated for the public record that any talk of conscription being introduced if NATO goes to war with Russia is nonsense.

Downing St. also backed up Heapashit's statement, and ruled out any suggestion that conscription was under consideration; claiming there were no plans to change the British military’s proud tradition of being a ‘voluntary force’.

What an utter heap of old cobblers – a load of bollocks, in fact – and downright lies. These House of Conmans politico low life shits can’t tell the truth even if they don’t have a handy, bare-faced lie ready.

Some fucker n their dog have short memories viz the British Military and conscription – ergo ‘National Service’ – the first term, in modern times, was from 1916 to 1920, and the second from 1939 to 1960 – with the last conscripted soldiers leaving their completed two year term of service in 1963.

As to the so-termed ‘Senior Service’ – the rum. bum and baccy-fuelled Royal Navy – well, press ganging filled the ranks of deckhand matelot conscripts – while the King’s Shilling attracted the required numbers of cannon fodder volunteers to the ranks of the Army.

WTF is it with the common herd scaremongering game – recently re-launched – and with an added dash of shit-yer-pants vengeance as of New Year 2024?

First off Bad Vlad Putrid’s invasion of the West  / Europe / war with Russia in 6 years - or 20 years - depends on which pessimist page you read -  Que? WTF? One or the other.

It’s either the ISIS terrorists, who despise our culture and way of life – so much in fact that they all – non-swimmers to a man – risk overloaded Zodiac rubber inflatable boat passage across the English Channel just to land on our shores and watch Coronation Street on the goggle box , and get a decent plate of fish n chips n mushy peas – without some nosy bastard mullah looking over their shoulder to see if they grabbed a pork banger, or a slice of bacon too.

Next up is the latest n greatest Covid variant ready to kill every fucker and their dog – so if the virus don’t get you – this latest mRNA nano-particle / spike protein vaxx from your ever-friendly Big Pharma will.

Now we have this Apophis, the so-called "God of Chaos" asteroid  - gonna get so close it will either impact the planet and kill us all – mass KT Boundary Event style extinction slam – or close enough as to tear away our actual atmosphere – like the top sheet off a bed - as per the tragedy that stricken Mars to suffocation status a few million years back.

Met Plod Squad firearms officers were called to a disturbance outside the Surrey Quays Junior School in Southwark, just before 09:00 am this morning, where a man, identified as a certain Mr William Tell, was reported to be armed with a crossbow, and practicing his archery skills by shooting barbed bolts at apples balanced on top of school boys’ heads.

Refusing to heed plod squad calls to cease and desist this dangerous recreation, he was subsequently shot and disarmed by Police Constable Robin Hood, from the Met’s Archery Squad, with a single arrow from a standard issue longbow.

Fatal plod squad shootings are relatively rare in Food Bank Britain, with just one was recorded last year.

Ironically the most recent shooting fatality was that of Giedrius Vasiljevas, 40, who was shot at his home in Dagenham, east London, in November after calling 999 to say he had loaded guns and was so self-harm depressed over ULEZ fines that he wanted to take his own life – which prompted the Met’s firearms division snipers to attend the scene – who shot him stone dead - before he could actually cause harm to himself.

Stick an ear to the wind, and blowing around every corner, crook n cranny are whistling whispers of the latest Covid-1984 virus variant scamdemic contagion – with the Big Pharma sales teams comprised of basket case deplorables – a B-list of low life patsies, stooges, toadies and media lackeys debating the worth of their Master’s latest decree in conflict with a gaggle of real science proponents, on the dire need to get jabbed up with shot after booster shot of the all-new toxic mRNA vaxx.

For the record the vaxx has been recently ‘enhanced’ with extra graphene oxide, ‘spider silk’ polyamide proteins, hydrogels, aluminium, mercury, quantum dots, phthalates, acetic acid, acid stabilizers: tromethamine and tromethamine hydrochloride, sodium acetate, and a sprinkling of exotic spike protein ‘fairy dust’.

Really? Is there any fucking thing in this bio-weapons vaxx mix that’s actually ‘good’ for the human body?

On top of which not forgetting wearing the ubiquitous face masks even in bed - and more ‘stay indoors’ lockdowns – with populations mandated to be under house arrest until they get so fucking depressed to the point of committing ritual seppuku – with a spud peeler.

Confronted with a demographic nightmare, China’s control freak politburo, lording it over a one point two billion common herd population – those categorised as an inferior species – the useless eaters - (who do all the dirty work, and pay taxes) - comprising a societal bloc hampered by negative incentives and policed with coercive force – equals a proletariat forever looking over their shoulder for the thought police squads – and their renta-grass squealer neighbours out to win a few brownie points.

Now we have the West – via the EUSSR and Satan Klaus Schlob’s World Economic Fungus and the Great Reset, slowly but surely implementing the same dystopian socio-political-economic regulations via the tried and tested mission creep, tip-toe approach with compulsory digital I/D systems.

Ergo, though be aware, do not gloat on China’s dystopian social control predicament as it may soon manifest as a global scale predicament that no-one can step back from – unless you want to get branded a ‘non-person’.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Princess Meghan to Pen Own Bio’

Royal biographer, Tom Bower, has this week speculated that, based on insider publishing house chat - and rumours ricocheting around and out of the Montecito gossip pit, that Meghan Markle, in a fit of jealousy sparked by her paramour, Harry’s literary success – and rumoured whisperings of his biography 'Spare' being nominated for the 2024 Nobel Prize for Literature - is set to follow in the ‘literary’ (sic) footsteps of her royal author husband, Red Harry (the Spare) and intends to pen her own ‘personally-drafted’ memoir – in the vein of Omid Scumbie's second book, Bell End Game, in which the gender-obscura writer focuses on the sordid, self-indulgent lives of these celebrity buffoons – the Montecito-exiled Hewitt couple – an embarrassment to have as neighbours.

This controversial new biography, to be penned by Meghan’s own hand through the spring and summer months of 2024, is expected to unleash yet a further barrage of her personal brand of simpering victimhood, and racist accusations, against Broken Britain’s all-white – and up-tight – past its sell-by date monarchy.

There again, the English monarchy has, since time immemorial, survived abdications; sordid adulterous and incestuous affairs; patricide; matricide; and numerous instances of filicide; plus copious beheadings of dynastic nuisances - so shall doubtless survive whatever back-stabbing calumny a grifter of Meghan’s ilk might concoct to smear them with.

Blowing her own trumpet recently, at Variety's Power of Women gala in Los Angeles, Meghan morphed into loose lips self-delusional mode after a couple of flutes of Chateau de Plonk, and boasted of the future big bucks projects she and her ginger-minging dunce of a husband, Harry, are working on – after Netflix shit-canned their utter excrement entertainment output.

The Duchess of Hewitt later pretentiously flaunted her authorship ambitions during an interview with one low life gutter press hack from the Sunshine State’s prestigious Shit-Stirrers Gazette, stating: "I can't wait until we publish my biography – my ‘memorable memoire’ – of life in England around the wicked Windsor royal family - as we are so proud of what I’m creating all by myself back at home in the US” – then further gloated “Everyone will want to read it, and how horrible the wrinkled old troll Camilla – and that snotty bitch Kate - were towards me. I’m married to the spare Prince, so I should have a Princess title and a diamond tiara too – just like stuck-up Katie Middleclass."

Well aware that royal scandal is always a major dollar-spinning material income source for the mass media, Meghan intends to finger the member of the royal household (anyone like a 10 to 1 bet on arch-gobshite Prince Andrew?) who purportedly once ‘voiced concern’ viz the predicted colour of the Hewitt’s first child - Archie's - skin, when it became public knowledge she was preggers by the Royal Cuckoo – (this related to Meghan’s African maternal gene stock) – while purportedly joking with the late Queen’s Fuckingham Palace ladies-in-waiting that ‘the little bastard’s going to pop out a permanently sun-tanned version of its ginger minging Hewitt cuckoo Daddy’’.

Unfortunately the bird-brained Meghan’s inflated ego took quite a bump recently when a senior editor at the illustrious Los Angeles-based Scandal-Mongers Press refused to meet her demand for a cool $ ten million bucks advance on the yet-to-be written bio’ after reading a mess-of-pottage draft of the first chapter - scribbled in blue ballpen on a lined school exercise book – and advised the Hewitt couple to buy a word processor and either take a crash course in literary style, grammar, and spelling – or re-hire Harry’s ‘Spare’ volume ghost writer to formulate Meghan’s ramblings into a coherent and readable state of ‘The Queen’s English’.

Hmmm, perhaps that should now read: ‘The King’s English’. (just to keep HRH Chazzer happy).

Apparently the ‘first chapter’ draft copy of her manuscript was returned to the illiterate Meghan covered in bright red pen proofing marks, with a 0 out of 10 / D for Effort / Must Try Harder score.

Ah well, no surprises there, as Meghan was once described by Aaron Squash, creator of the original ‘Suits’ legal drama, as ‘intellectually constipated’ – a charitable euphemism for ‘fucking stupid’.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Bad Vlad to Invade Little Britain

So, as to take a welcome switch from the gutter press’ ever-newsworthy climate crisis paranoid apocalypse propaganda and ‘Chicken Little’ rants of ‘the oceans are boiling and we’re all gonna die’ – an alternate gospel truth - according to one University of Fuckingham’s so-called security and intelligence ‘experts’ – specifically the liver-spot blotched geriatric Professor Anthony Glees who heads one of the numpty-dumpty Nudge Units ‘advising’ (sic) the not-fit-for-purpose Tory Nasty Party government - our hapless population of Broken Britain needs to be ready for an all-out war against Russia within the next six years - unless Bad Vlad Putrid - the Beast from the East - succumbs to his current debilitating ailments first, and a less aggressive, and mentally stable successor assumes his post-mortem vacant Kremlin post.

This comes on the heels of NATO bosses warning European nations to be prepared not to succumb to ‘hands up / surrender monkey’ status – but rather take any and all action necessary to fight back against Russian aggression – and a ground conflict that might – or might not - erupt in the next 20 years – er – chances are long after the 71 year-old Putrid has expired his mortal coil. 

Regardless, an act of prudence would be to dig a twenty-foot deep - and bomb-proof - underground survival bunker in your back garden - tunnelling plans available free from all local town council offices.

Fer fuck’s sake, people, get real. Bad Vlad’s bogged down with his fatally-flawed Ukraine fubar – and the forecast ‘seven day in and out’ Stalinesque style military blitzkrieg invasion tactic has since manifested all the indications and makings of beating the combat record of the Late Middle Ages 100 Years’ War (Guerre de Cent Ans; 1337–1453) between England and France – now the West are playing proxy war games and supplying Ukraine with all the armaments they can sell on at a profit.

Really, think about it. WTF would Putrid – or Russia – want with our once-sceptred Isle of Albion – when Russia comprises the greatest land mass of any natural resource rich nation on the planet (gold, uranium, oil, coal) – stretching from St Petersburgh on the Baltic to the Sea of Japan at Vladivostok - and grows enough wheat to choke a T. Rex – while all Food Bank Britain has in any abundance are spuds, swedes, cabbages – and Channel-hopping illegal immigrants on the scrounge for a hand-out.

OMG! 60 years back it was all US McCarthyist propaganda broadcasts of ‘Reds Under the Bed’ alarmist paranoia viz the Soviet Communist ideology menace that dominated the Russian bear scare – now it’s Bad Vlad ready to invade Little Britain.

To compound an already negative, hare-brained issue, we have the Tory Nasty Party’s clown of a Foreign Sec’ – Posh Dave Scameron – going into Cassandra mode and beating the doom merchant’s war drum with red scare tactic warnings viz a repeat of Chamberlain’s 1930’s Policy of Appeasement mistake towards Hitler and his Nazi hordes morphing into our policy towards Putrid and the Russia Bear.

There again, at least Broken Britain’s government ‘voices of doom’ pessimist club – an entire government administration ‘and’ civil service comprised of basket case deplorables - are warning against a visible ‘one in a million’ – and highly unlikely – invasion threat from Russia, while the good ole US of A’s paranoid Department of Defence, due a recent spate of UFO sightings, are beating the war readiness drums with entreaties to Congress for a massive boost in the defence spending budget – as the US military is unprepared, and lacking the weapons systems capability to counter, let alone defeat, an actual outer space type alien invasion.

Hmmm, by who, you might ask?

Why, none other than the classic little green men from Mars variety – or their fear-eating, inter-dimensional, shape-shifting Reptilian cohorts from Alpha Draconis.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/uk/russia-war-britons-must-be-ready-within-six-years

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13010845/pentagon-report-america-unequipped-defend-alien-invasion-ufos.html

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Tory MP to Recruit Gen Z Army

Hark the gospel from Tobias Deadwood, Tory MP for the Fort Bournemouth Arsenal - and newly-appointed Minister for Warmongering – along with a cadre of his fellow House of Conmans window licking morons - calling for Food Bank Britain to create – we re-phrase, ‘to conscript’ - a volunteer-reluctant Citizen Army - ready to do battle with Bad Vlad Putrid’s Russian military machine - from the ‘couldn’t give a fuck’ ranks of Broken Britain’s Woke Gen Z.

Yeah, besta luck with the conscription drive.

“During the Cold War, we spent about 4% of GDP on defence – now we waste the same on billeting Channel-hopping wetback illegal aliens in five star hotels - as opposed to the common sense solution of shipping the scrounging twats straight back to ‘safe haven’ France – from whence they set off in their rubber boats”.

“These illegal alien immigrant types intend to falsely claim asylum and become non-assimilated citizens, who are collectively bent on establishing their own foreign, fuzzy-wuzzy heathen culture in our once-sceptred Isle of Albion”.

“Their rancid, unwashed ranks are predominantly composed of military age single males, and I shake my head that no fucker or their dog has even cogitated the danger of this manifestation – a budding rebel, terrorist force on the ground in our country – and most likely in the pay of Bad Vlad and his Russian thugs as Fifth Columnists – or, worse still, mercenaries in the pay of ISIS - or the WEF's Satan Klaus Schlob – getting ready to impose his Great Reset.”

“Thousands of undocumented young adult males, of military age, unregulated by any coherent set of principles, and with zero allegiance to their indigenous host population – We Brits – are all part n parcel of the Spew World Order’s Great Replacement agenda – to diminish and corrupt individual Western nation’s sovereignty and traditional cultures”.

Hmmm Lt. Col. Deadwood, is a reservist in the 77^th Brigade at Denison Barracks – home to a psychological operations unit responsible for 'non-lethal' warfare - which disseminates government-friendly podcasts and family entertainment videos (The Simpsons / Peppa Pig) to snarling Slavic enemy troops.

Best of luck with that one too, Toby.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/britain-war-government-army-forces

Conscription – regardless of the fact that Bad Vlad simply is not winning his invasive war of aggression against the Ukraine’s kleptocrat government, and the wicked West are having a field day playing proxy war games by supplying Zelensky with all manner of ‘try one of these’ weapons systems - and first field test armament packages – it would be wise to avoid an attitude of over-confidence lest the Russian bear calls on the Chinese dragon for assistance in this endeavour – or resorts to tactical nukes for a battlefield success - or, worse still, strategic nukes for a global scale ‘Owzat’.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Is Woke Mindset Mental Illness?

Bullshit n bollocks to the entire political correctness mind-grab – all purposely linked – with malice aforethought - to the ubiquitous Woke joke control freak / virtue-signalling ‘We’re Offended’ hypocrisy nonsense – and the LGBT + QWERTY / Stonewall camp (sic) divine right gospel – along with the trans-gender bender propaganda, peddling the deceptive indoctrination scam that if some bloke claims to be a woman then it automatically follows that he must mensurate, can get pregnant, and have babies – even though, alas, he cannot - as such is - when dealing with the precepts of ‘stark reality’ – a biological and physical impossibility.

If we allow the socio-political realm of our times to be dominated by, and public policy dictated by, this narcissistic Gen Z Wokester cult – and, kowtowing to the ‘sans offence’ doctrine of political correctness, we morph into compliant parrots for their Orwellian ‘Newspeak’ censorship vocabulary – formatted on a delusional sense of self-righteousness – then our world is set to regress even further into the Dark Ages.

Sorry folks, but their entire gender bender play act is simply an ‘in yer face’ facade to gain perving access to real women’s spaces – showers, changing rooms, and toilet seat sniffing / masturbation arousal opportunities.

So too with this weird phenomenon – of biological men queuing up to identify as biological women, and the gay / transvestite gender bender argument that sex determined via biology is just a theory - if this is a genuine psychological belief, and not some perverted deception to gain libidinous access to the female ‘up close n personal’ domain, then it must qualify as the manifestation of gross mental illness.

Hark well the Wokeite ‘indoctrination’ cult, now at war on multiple fronts with the traditional, and established, precepts of common sense – a contagion level event, infecting the muddled ranks of their Extinction Rebellion sect pals, and too the Just Stop Traffic brigade – collectively elevating, and exaggerating, this entire climate change brouhaha to the status of a New Age religion – with the Swedish mental midget, Grotty Greta Wankberg as their High Priestess sermonising her apocalyptic Doomsday / Jonestown 2 – the ‘old time religion’ theme – after a few days of windy, wet weather.

Fer fuck’s sake, ladies – it’s January – and mid-Winter – and our once-sceptred Isle of Albion is surrounded by fickle seas – and a full-on ocean to the West of our shores.

Climate change scaremongering, blaming this phenomenon on human cause ‘negative industrial’ activities - when we have global governments engaged in nefarious weather modification practices with HAARP arrays fucking with the ionosphere - plus spraying high altitude chemtrails – and the Woke joke cult stooges – the Extinction Rebellion patsies and their Just Stop Traffic apocalypse scaremonger mates - wholly ignore these facts and point the fickle finger of Fate for the howling winds n torrential rains on anthropogenic causes.

Ergo, for the record, while the entire climate change / cum weather wars scaremongering is a mega-bucks profit-motivated industry, the HAARP weather modification technology is not used for the good of all mankind - but wielded as a weapon of socio-political / economic influence and control – a weapon of war.

Thus the science is finally settled, as too is the math – we have a global population, collectively fallen victim to Woke mass psychosis on all matters and concerns in the socio-political-economic realm.

To wit, 2 + 2 no longer equals 5. In fact, under the aegis of Woke joke theory and the precepts of ‘be nice’ trans-gender-bender political correctness, 2 + 2 here-on equals 3.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Israel Founded by Zionist Terror Gangs

In light of pro-Zionist / anti-Palestinian-Muslim propaganda assaulting our collective ears from all flanks of the Halakha-controlled mass media on a daily basis since last October, and faced with stark, reflective reminders from the mirrors of history, our hand is forced to ask, when it comes down to Palestinians vs Zionist Israelis – who has the worst record for terrorist acts?

Okay, the Gaza Strip-based Hamas, originally financed into existence - with the stamp of  'Kosher-approval' - by Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s Kadima Party Israeli government back in 2007, as a counter force against Fatah, have since been pushed into a corner due Israeli brinksmanship – but look at the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian Muslim ‘homeland’ (sic) as it is today, reduced to a fucking joke from what it was, pre-1948 and the nasty Zionist ‘Promised Land’ grab – (justified by Arthur Balfour’s shabby promissory note – known thereafter as ‘Balfour’s Folly’) - by the international Zionist Edomite Mafia – (aka the Kosher Nostra) – this became the Palestinian people's genocidal 'Yawm an Nakbah' - their Holocaust.

The once-sovereign state of Palestine is today a homeland now divided - split into two acreage-diminished postage stamp sized territories – the IDF military-occupied West Bank territories, and the Gaza Strip littoral enclave – with the latter, besieged behind the Zionist’s Great Apartheid Walls, a demolition site become - with both the victims of decades of Israeli military human rights abuses - thanks to the Zionist camp’s genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy - and the West Bank a wounded casualty of illegal Zionist settler ‘encroachments’.

‘Encroachments’ – that’s a fancy euphemism for ‘land theft’- expedited under the deception that Palestine (the site of our Christian Holy Land) was the rightful, ‘Promised Land’ property of God's ''Chosen People' – corrupt fictions composed by self-delusional, meddling Masoretes – and the Chabad-Lubavitch Zionist Messianic cult – clan / dynasty, call it WTF you will - and their interpretations of the Lurianic Kabbalah ‘holy book’.

Ergo, so while Hamas get their names in the United Nation’s big Naughty Book, and blacklisted for any chance of a Nobel Peace Prize, how about the Zionist paramilitary terror gangs, operating on Ukraine-born Ze’ev Jabotinski’s Revisionist philosophy – the very militants who bombed the British mandate troops and civil officials out of Palestine in the late 1940’s?

Specifically these were comprised of the the Haganah goons - and their offshoot Irgun terrorist copycats – along with the Lehi – aka the Abraham ‘Yair’ Stern gang.

Lest we, or Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party, forget the murderous crimes of the Yishuv Zionist insurgency, and the Irgun terrorist gang’s bombing of Jerusalem’s King David Hotel on July 22nd 1946 - a brief, albeit timely, reminder.

The hotel acted as a base for the central offices of the British Mandatory authorities in Palestine, principally the Secretariat of the Government of Palestine and the Headquarters of the British Armed Forces for Palestine and Trans-Jordan.

But dare mention, speak, or publish accounts of this blatant, barbaric truth – or the later, 1948 Irgun / Lehi atrocity - the Deir Yassin massacre of Palestinian Muslim civilians – (or the Israeli Zionist psycho IDF actually have a dedicated Nekoma Unit to take ‘Revenge’ (Nekoma) on perceived adversaries) - and you’re slapped with the anti-Semite tar brush – ‘and’ a Holohoax denial sticker, for good measure.

Then of course we have Israel’s Likit Party leader, and incumbent Crime Minister, the clinically-insane Bobo Nuttyahoo, rejecting out of hand any two state agreement - for Bobo, a dyed in the wool product of the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience brigade, wants it all for Ersatz Israel – the West Bank and the Gaza Strip - and as much of Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria – and the Egyptian Sinai as the land thieves can misappropriate.

To wit, October 7^th shall henceforth be marked as a day of infamy – a Mossad / IDF false flag foreign media political theatre performance to blacken the name of Hamas, and the greater Palestinian population of Gaza – to justify evicting them into the Sinai Desert.

This anti-Hamas (read ‘anti-Palestinian / anti-Gaza’) black propaganda operation was expedited to justify the demolition of the entire Gaza Strip – home to two million Palestinians – with one of the world's highest population densities - now converted to a 41 kilometre long / 365 sq.km rubble-strewn landscape – a toxic bombsite – the result of the IDF’s barbaric military attacks – and all to blame Hamas for staged terrorist atrocities that took place in fantasy land – purportedly Israel’s Kibbutz Be’eri where eight babies were gutted and hung on a washing line – and Kfar Aza, with pregnant women raped, then sliced open.

IDF military’s 7^th October claims refuted by Israeli journalist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4uLjCztfI

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68046625

Keep an eye and keen ear to the Zionist-dominated press and media airwaves. This week it's Gaza - once that is de-Palestinianised - next on the agenda is the same 'false flag' atrocity treatment for the West Bank.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Harry & Meghan Redefine ‘Tacky’

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry, crown head of the Royal House of Hewitt - a spoiled, IQ-deficient brat by reputation - has now been removed from England’s index of Councillors of State – not so much for being an embarrassing cuckoo in the nest, but due his aberrant, mentally unbalanced state - further blighted by an act of gross stupidity, to believe in his own delusional importance in the greater scheme of worldly things, that he could take on the Daily Shitraker gutter press news rag – and win - a slander / libel legal battle in the English courts of law - for their reporting of the honest Truth regarding his imbecilic public arena performances - at a cost to his pocket of some £750,000 nicker – plus change.

In an effort to further capitalise the ‘t in Tacky’, Harry was spotted posing for ‘look at me’ selfies at the cringe-worthy Living Legend of Aviation awards – (a gathering of D-list of Hollywood celeb’s, in conclave to massage each other’s egos) - with European blue blood impersonator / con-man – and fellow grifter / royal cuckoo nestling Prince Mario-Max Scumburg-Lippe - formerly (like Hitler before him) – a mere Austrian commoner, Mario-Helmut Wagner - an unemployed Austrian gigolo, who was controversially legally adopted – at age 24 (que?) – by the 89-year old Helga Claire Lee Roderbourg – (wealthy nympho’ widow of Prince Max zu Schaumburg-Lippe) – as her personal toy boy.

Yep, Harry and Meghan are slowly but surely bestowing Montecito with the reputation of a Turdtown to equal, if not surpass, Hollywood’s.

If that isn’t sufficient calumny to make one hang their head in embarrassed shame, read the latest.

Why might we be surprised at news that Harry & Meghan Inc. now have their own (self-opinionated) suntanned ‘cellist’ – who, to accommodate his fragile sensibilities and personal unqualified arrogance, has decided that Rule Britannia should be struck from the Last Night of the Proms play list – and replaced with ‘a folk song’.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/harry-meghan-cellist-rule-britannia-banned-proms

WTF next – their own string quartet – or a full Montecito symphony orchestra?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

War with Russia by Easter?

GB News - notorious for its dunce grade illiteracy, bad grammar, and spelling blunders – now has a shit-fer-brains news troll, Camila Tominey – (who knows even less on the subject of things military and arms budgeting than the Tory Nasty Party’s Defence Secretary, Grant Shitts) – advising Food Bank Britain’s gullible population to start digging slit trenches – as Russia’s bonkers ex-KGB President, Bad Vlad Putrid, is getting ready to invade our shores.

Tominey’s ‘man the beaches’ neurotic scaremongering was backed up by Defence Sec’ Shitts, who further claimed that Broken Britain’s defence spending is the most expansive it's ever been in peacetime, at over £50 billion quid of tax-payer’s funds wasted, with Fishy Sunak’s cabinet toadies all in agreement it needs to go higher.

Quite the about-turn on yesterday, the House of Conmans warmongers were whingeing that the actual military warm body personnel count is far below the traditional, and preferred, cannon fodder levels required to run even a half-arsed 'fixed bayonets' conflict - thus potential calls for conscription of the nation's most vital asset - our youth.

Ergo, if the Tory gang have a hard-on for the adrenalin rush of battle - to distract from their rat-shit re-election chances in May, then it looks like military conscription may be on the cards – so that should thin out the jobless teenage population.

Not only is Shitts predicting a war with Russia, but a second front conflict with Iran too, for what is rumoured to be their support of the Gaza-based Hamas, and the Houthi rebel types in Yemen becoming a Red Sea navigation annoyance of the first order with their Capt. Jack Sparrow impersonations.

Hmmm, okay, so let’s get serious viz this looming multiple war front brouhaha, and stop fucking the cat. Time to dust off our nuke arsenal and charge the primary detonator batteries, ready to blast the shit outa Moscow – and Tehran – and the unwashed Houthies - with a ten megaton hydrogen device apiece.

Owzat – fantasy time over, and now back to Planet Realism. War with Russia indeed. WTF?  

Old Bad Vlad can’t even solve his own self-inflicted bogged-down military dilemma with Ukraine, let alone attempt to strong-arm coerce or invade any of the Nato bloc club.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/defense-spending-grant-shapps-russia

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Bonkers News Views Review

London Mayor, Sad Dick Khan, has been blasted over his record of wanton waste at City Hall – including the vilified Ulez roll-out - yet chooses to blame Brexit for this damning litany of personal failings – specifically the misuse of taxpayers’ cash, and kick starting 2024 by binning the requirements for immigrant public bus and taxi drivers to be proficient with the SERU and English language requirements.

Sad Dick, a career Labour Party stooge, further slammed Broken Britain’s decision to dump its EUSSR membership and blamed successive Tory governments for all that has gone disastrously wrong since Brexit – claiming £30 billion nicker has been shaved off the Metropolis’ economic growth alone – with a total of £140 billion off the UK’s overall income, plus 290,000 jobs lost, and Londoners each being £3,400 worse off.

Hmmm, apparently Sad Dick has been getting his data and stats from the financial pages of the 2023 Beano Annual, and the year-end edition of the Dandy.

Down in 20 mph (donkey speed) Welsh Wales, we have Tata Steel being infected with the Green Deal bug and planning to dump their tried n tested traditional coke-fired blast furnaces - to be replaced by clean n green (so they claim) electric arc furnaces – with massive redundancies – estimated to wave a hearty ‘Ta-Ta’ goodbye to some 3,000 Taffy steel-worker employees.

A ‘valuable’ (sic) 1,000 year old Viking sword has been found 'perfectly preserved' on a river bed in Poland.

 

Perfectly what – preserved? If that piece of rusted Viking shite is ‘perfectly preserved’ I’d hate to see one that’s badly corroded.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/viking-sword-found-poland-wisla-river

The gospel according to one UK Border Force official who can apparently count, 621 migrants have crossed to Food Bank Britain aboard 15 rubber boats in just five days - that’s an average of 41.4 illegal immigrants per boat – not counting the unfortunate, hapless non-swimmers that fell, slipped, or were pushed – overboard and drowned during the crossings.

The Home Office stats reveal 358 migrants arrived in eight overloaded small boats yesterday (17/01/23) which equates as 44.75 bodies per boat - after a slight improvement in sea conditions.

But, in a nonsensical attempt to blow their own trumpet, the Tory Nasty Party are boasting that illegal immigration is down by 30% - thanks to their supreme border policing efforts – and fuck all to do with the extreme Winter weather sea conditions.

There again the French Mayor of Wimereux, Jean-Luc le Merde, claimed today that Broken Britain’s generous (read ‘insane’) policies regarding asylum, work and benefits are causing these legions of scrounging foreign types to risk their lives, dubbing the UK as an El Dorado.

Hmmm, obviously too much Dick Whittington fairytale talk doing the rounds – viz London’s streets are paved with gold – and not homeless beggars.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrants-crisis-risk-lives-crossing-channel-france

Fishy Sunak’s still fucking the cat viz the illegal immigrant brouhaha, and attempting to formulate a legal solution to get rid of the deadbeat hands-out mendicants – by deporting them to far-away Rwanda – er - in far-away Africa.

And that, in and of itself, would not be a problem – if the illegals were from Rwanda – which they are not.

So, let’s quit the bullshit, and either sink their rubber boats as they attempt to launch from a French beach – or turn their boats around mid-Channel crossing – back to ‘safe haven’ France – or, last resort, as they hit the south coast beaches of our once-sceptred isle of Albion, load them onto a not fit for purpose Border Force vessel and ship them back across the Channel, then dump the fuckers back from whence they came – to repeat myself – on the shores of ‘safe haven’ France.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68015652

Yep, teenagers in Pyongyang this week copped a stream of ‘serves you right’ 12 year hard labour penal colony sentences – for the reviled and heinous act of tuning into banned South Korean television stations - to watch Seoul’s copycat version of Coronation Street.

Bad Haircut Kim and his totalitarian gumby squad of nodding generals don’t want the NorKor population seeing how ‘the other half’ live – and that’s not some hedonist Ayrab moneybags scum in oil rich Emirates - but their south of the border 'better off' next-door Korean neighbours.

Oh my, what a fucking shock – King Chazzer is in hospital – very private, and royally expensive, of course – to have his enlarged prostate fixed / modified, so he’s not going for a pee every half hour – and with Princess Kate in the next bed – not so much for a spot of family company and some bod’ to chat to and help with the crossword, but for the very same surgical procedure – (discount on monarchy types - two for the price of one?).

Now who would have suspected Katie was a tranny – obviously not Prince Willy. Maybe they adopted the kids on the sly, same deal as that ‘dark side’ Hawaiian faggot, ex-US Pres’ Barky Obama, and his tranny partner, Mike – or should we say Michelle – with their pickaninny daughters from Rent-a-Kid.

Ah well, when a government or agenda-fixated sector of society is hell bent on inflicting their pro-censorship opinions on the rest of us via a propaganda route, then brainwashing children with climate change scaremongering is a good place to start.

Control the discourse, then regulate, supervise, manage, dominate, and command  the narratives of any and all who dare challenge their skewed orthodoxies and catechesis dogma.

Back in the 60’s we had the CND, today it’s Just Stop Traffic - and ‘climate change’ is the children’s word (er – two words?) for 2023 – and in the manner of all totalitarian control freak types – these subversive, radical actors attempt to dominate the narrative, and keep the proles isolated and disconnected from the true science - and in the dark, literally and figuratively.

Hark the Extinction Rebellion dingbat extremists, and their Just Stop Traffic whacko cohorts, spreading their skewed climate change gospel to terrify a seriously gullible common herd population, and proselyting that the seas are gonna boil - when it’s minus 7 degrees Cent’ this morning, with Nanook of the North frozen in his igloo – and the birds are bending their beaks pecking at the frozen water bowl in the garden.

The all-new bio-engineered mutant Covid-1984 strain – bestowed with the scary moniker of GX_P2V – apparently works great on mice – attacking their brains and snuffing the little fuckers within 8 hours – and the Chinese bio-weapons scientists predicting it will do the same to humans if the strain is further enhanced at the Wuhan bio-warfare lab’.

Hmmm, wicked Wuham, eh - a site not exactly renowned for its bio-safety precautions record viz the past Covid-1984 virus plandemic leak that was blamed on peasants eating bat soup and roast pangolin at the Wuhan wet market right next door to the bio-lab’.

Bollocks to these Woke Corp. brainwashers with their diversity, equity, and inclusion / DEI socio-political propaganda targeting – more at ‘programming’ schoolkids - not so much ‘how to think’ - but rather what to think – especially so viz anthropogenic-related climate alarmism.

But here we see at work the dirty paws of deep state cartelism – cult controlled corporatocracy - and the entire history – from Al Bore’s global warming and boiling seas profit-motivated scaremongering to anthropogenic caused climate change, etc et al - unconnected as each instance might appear, is germane to each individual event.

Ergo, today we now have the Just Stop Traffic brigade with their dogmatic flawed science fixations - preaching that the world we live in has floods, fires, droughts, and extreme storms impacting our food systems due to human activity – (er – just as it has done for time immemorial) – and that’s the way of cyclic climate changes – nowt to do with human action – or inaction – but more with solar activity – and, believe it or not – solar inactivity.

Albeit the climate change crisis camp, and their global warming are trapped in mindset mode.

Fer fuck’s sake, what’s gonna be their opinion n reasoning when another ice age kicks in?

If only, as the proverb goes, Comet Hale-Bopp would make a timely return from its ‘long orbit’ and animate this plague of weather warrior climate cultists – and the rest of the ‘We are Right and You are Wrong’ brigade to all join hands in pietistic unison – the Wokesters, the trans-gender-benders, the pronoun pushers, the Eaxtinction Rebellion bullies, and their climate crisis cohorts – these annoying Just Stop Traffic siblings of misery - for a repeat of the Heaven’s Gate 1997 mass self-harm event.

Look what the Zionist Israeli military are doing to the Gaza Strip - even worse than the World War Two Allied air force saturation bombing campaigns did to Nazi Germany’s city of Dresden – and Hamburg.

Bechtel, DPR, and Wimpey combined would be scratching their collective heads on where to start fixing that mess – or just leave it be – as a mass grave – considering all the Palestinian civilians buried underneath the conflagration.

From the dark corridors of intellectual exploration – and the wellspring of critical thinking - we are freshly assaulted with a wave of even more climate change alarmist crap being broadcast by the Deep State / Great Reset control freak gang – actually via Broken Britain’s ever-compliant – albeit deified - Met’ Office – claiming 2023 was the hottest year ever – well, since 1884.

Really, WTF?

I recall it pissing down a’plenty and nowhere near as sunny (sunny = warm / hot) as in my late adolescence and early teens of the late 50’s and 60’s.

Doubtless, like the Covid scamdemic propaganda shite, some gullible fucker n their dog will read the banner headline and believe it.

Ergo, this constitutes ‘evidence’ of the good old ‘human induced’ climate change. Bullshit, it simply constitutes evidence of media-driven mass ‘deception’.

To close, this human induced’ climate change fabrication - (actually Anthropogenic Global Warming /AGW - blessed with the official title) – this harbinger of global extinction level events that is being fast-tracked to beat Malthusian theory in achieving human demise - is a most questionable and unproven scientific theory – and not scientific fact.

For the public record – (see Hansard) -the Tory Nasty Party Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak, within the realm of living memory, promised to cut waiting lists when he made his ‘fix the National Ill-Health Service’ pledge – yet instead slashed NHS spending.

With Broken Britain’s Nope Hope Service being bogged down with a 7.61 million patient waiting list, it’s hardly surprising no fucker or their dog can get an appointment to see their NHS quack – er apart from Princess Kate and King Chazzer Big Ears.

Yep, the 7 million-plus patients figure is a hard fact - with patient ‘patience’ being the operative word.

So how about grabbing a National Ill-Health Service job instead?

Plenty of vacancies going right now – backed by £40 million in funding – to be squandered on ‘woke joke’ diversity non-jobs - ranging from the utterly nonsensical to the bizarre - across the Equality, Diversity and Inclusion sector, along with ‘People and Culture’ - and the ‘People and Communities’ division.

No shit Sherlock, with some 244 ‘gender-fluid’ posts still unfulfilled across the three categories - to reinforce the already-recruited 822 staff members.

As long as you can tell the difference between a penis and a vagina, you’re in with a chance of NHS employment. Job set n match.

Prince Andy Pandy, Duke of Pork, claims he regrets not denouncing a fake photo of himself cuddling up to one of Jeffrey Epsleim’s legion of sex slaves, specifically Virginia Giuffre.

Andy was advised by Fuckingham Palace not to claim the image of him and Giuffre was digitally altered.

The widely published photo of the Duck with his arm around 17-year-old Virginia – which he denies is him – as he never met Guiffre - let alone bonked her - has come to symbolise the fact he’s a perverted paedo who shags underage girls, just sprouting a trace of hair they can sit on.

And this Andy still maintains – that he never met Guiffre - regardless of his legal beagles reaching a £££ mega-bucks zero liability / non-disclosure settlement with Guiffre to keep her mouth shut viz the civil sexual assault case she filed against Andy.

Oh my, the sinister absurdities of the Wokery-jokery cult - and trans-gender-bender ‘women’ (sic) sporting cocks and bollocks, hairy chests, and a five-o’clock shadow – demanding it is their divine right to use the ladies toilets – if they can actually find one vacant and not squatter-occupied by illegal immigrants waiting for their 2030 asylum hearing appointment.

Thus we are confronted with this weird phenomenon of biological men identifying as biological women, which, if this be a genuine belief, and not some perverted deception to gain access to the female domain to sniff toilet seats for masturbation arousal, then must qualify as the manifestation of mental illness.

Food Bank Britain, for one, is sliding into a very dark place, from which a major manifestation of civil disobedience and socio-political revolution could well erupt – and We, the People, take over running the nation – then finally giving the finger to the likes of the EUSSR, Brussels, and the ECHR.

Hey, and guess what folks – things is for sure gonna get worse before they get better – especially so with a 2024 general election on the cards – with five more years of Tory mismanagement – or a change of pace – and five years of Labour mismanagement.

Yep, more climate change scaremongering, at the root of this wholly unrealistic crackpot ‘Net Zero 2035’ hysteria climate crisis agenda – with the 2035 date a year picked at random, with no significance in reality that solar panel arrays and wind turbine farms will be powering global energy requirements and – wait for it – ‘ensuring sustainable growth and the quality of life’.

We shake our proverbial heads at this climate change hoax, and the dire need for the global implementation of 15 minute cities – and travel restrictions – and everything pedal bike powered – all fuelled by gross exaggeration and faked science to scam the common herd - that’s us - while the master class moneybags scum fly – individually - via private Lear jets to a pre-Xmas Cop28 in the oil-pumping Middle East’s dirty Dubai – a notorious global centre for hedonistic squandering – where they, this mega-rich caucus gathered to peddle their unfounded climate collapse paranoia propaganda to influence global governments and lawmakers to collectivise the economy and human society.

Oh my, WTF next will grace the front pages of our gutter press?

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry ‘Spare Parts’ Hewitt is set to be inducted into some tacky, D-list Living Legends of Aviation Hall of Fame - alongside the likes of the Wright Brothers, Charles Lindbergh and Amy Johnson.

Que? For what – being able to fly a chopper?

Living Legends of Back-Stabbing & Whingeing would be more appropriate for the royal cuckoo.

Here we go, only just stepped into the 2024 New Year and Food Bank Britain’s officialdom is already calling for another national round of the ‘Let’s Play Pandemics’ game – kicking off the social media warning alerts with a (sounds nasty) Pirola’ BA.2.86 corona virus strain contagion, backed up by an all-new – and equally-virulent - JN.1 scaremongering variant of the ever-notorious Covid-1984 scamdemic virus.

Rumours be believed, then this JN.1 can be caught simply by reading the medical propaganda pages of the daily tabloid newspapers – all warning the ever-gullible common herd not to be fooled with any ‘you look okay’ second opinion propaganda, so every single sniffle or smoker’s cough is immediately slapped with the latest Covid variant label – JN.1 – or GX_P2V – or Pirola’ BA.2.86 – and a double purpose scare-mongering / shaming shout to get the latest new n improved Covid ‘zombie’ vaxx – freshly boosted with extra adjuvant nano-particle nasties, mRNA, spike proteins, toxic endothelial cells, aluminium, thimerosal,  – plus a double helping of graphene oxide – and that will really fuck up your immune system.

There again, truth be known, then the only contagious source of this re-hashed Covid-1984 / corona virus plandemic / scamdemic – (let’s call a spade –‘ a spade’) – is via word of mouth (aka ‘idle gossip’) – and media broadcasts.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Woke Joke Madness Now Contagious

Woke joke madness hits fresh heights of ridiculousness as hairdressers ask permission to touch a customer's locks.

Welcome to topsy-turvy January, 2024.

Ha! No shit, Sherlock. Does this Wokery-pokery-jokery barber’s ruling apply to gynaecologists and obstetricians – and dentists too? How about the Plod Squad tossers handcuffing some shop-lifting scally? Or rugby players tackling the opposition?

Fer fuck’s sake, what next? Punch n Judy Shows slapped with a Wokester cult violence warning

Talk about a world gone bonkers, with preferred personal pronouns and the do’s n don’t of political correctness . Now we have trans-gender bender Plod Squad female impersonators sanctioned to strip search ‘real, female suspects. Oh my, you couldn’t make this shit up for a parody sketch.

Doubtless folks will be head-scratching and thinking this is a bullshit story, but true it stands – and disbelieve all you want, but the entire Wokesterite cult insanity just gets worse – with anti-white race-baiting nihilist tranny scum waving rainbow flags, and demanding to exercise their God-given right to pee in a ladies toilet since they changed their name from Jack to Jane.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/trans-police-officers-strip-search-women

Ergo, taking wicked Wokery bonkersness to the N^th degree the National Ill-Health Service (NHS) is requiring patients to fill in a personal MyChart registration process data sheet produced by US-based health software firm Epic, and choose from a round robin ‘one dozen’ genders – with options including male, female, genderfluid, questioning, agender, non-binary, demiboy and demigirl – along with ten sexual preferences, ranging from pansexual, bisexual, gay, heterosexual, lesbian, queer, questioning, unsure or asexual - before attending hospital appointments - plus the bizarre and confusing requirement to identify from 159 religions and, state if they wish to be known as Goddess, or Satanist or Druid, prior to accessing care – junior doctor’s strikes permitting.

Oh yeah, here we are again, New Year 2024, and the resolutions flying thick n fast – (New Year = New You) - for this week anyways – especially the weight loss gurus n their ‘sign up’ for this super slimmer’s programme so you can fit, and look good, in your bikini or jock strap swimming trunks on the beaches of the Costa Fortune this summer.

Hark the sell point ‘Auschwitz-Mengele Weight Loss Plan’ propaganda. “I'm a doctor and there are four things you should cut from your diet if you want to lose weight – with number one being food”.

Septuagenarian duffer, Sir Howard Davies, chair-thing of the Nat Worst Bank (39% tax-payer owned) has defended the legal review into now-exposed, shamed and terminated bank CEO, Dame Alison Rose – viz her loose lips indiscretions in discussing the private banking affairs of public figure and political player Nigel Farage with a gutter press hack regarding Farage’s political views - considered unwholesome – and closing his account with their private sister bank, Cuntts.

The dodgy Davies, bent on achieving blame denial closure, added, with a liberal dose of his customary prevarication, “I continue to say that the judgment we made at the time of Mr Farage being de-banked was a reasonable one due his unsavoury political ties to the likes of UKIP, then that evil Brexit gang who have slashed our links with Europe, and now he’s involved with this Reform UK shower of shits”.

“Thus we intend to discover who, if anyone, had said what to whom, and when, and where; or was it all gossip and innuendo, or perhaps black propaganda originating in the Kremlin with Bad Vlad Putrid’s agents provocateur”.

For the public record, Davies is the same mangled syntax wanker who stated for the public record today, and the ire of legions of British voters, that there’s nothing hard about getting on the property ladder – and if you are the chairman of a national bank, such as Nat Worst, and on a £750,000 mega-bucks salary, then ready money to buy an attractive property outright – or secure a mortgage with a hefty deposit, would be no problem.

The 9/11, and 7/7, false flag Islamic terrorist attacks were all part n parcel of the Deep State’s ‘get away with any old shit’ theatre of illusion – then we had Event 201 to reflect on – and the Covid-1984 scamdemic that came in its wake. All sinister manipulation of the mass media, and a gullible common herd perceptions.

To the critical thinker mind, none stand close scrutiny, as all are riddled with irreconcilable errors, contradictions and inconsistencies – as per the Covid vaxx shaming campaign and a vaccine that has – and still does - cause monumental harm – and this global warming myth that morphed into climate change – for not a single one of Al Bore’s ‘the seas and fish gonna boil’ predictions ever came close to true.

Regardless, the climate change crisis scaremongering continues unabated.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/grant-shapps-assault-ships-hms-albion-bulwark-warning-royal-marines

Que? No matelots? Back to press-ganging – the Senior Service ‘recruitment’ (sic) policy that manned the galleons for the Napoleonic Wars, and a century either side.

Conversely, adopting a defeatist stance, the 'rum, bum and baccy' sailor shortage has prompted Tory defence secretary, Grant Shitts, to propose retiring both Royal Marine transports, HMS Bumfodder and HMS Sodomite, from active service.

Ah, the brazen hubris of the Zionist Holohoax brigade and their post-WW2 / Nazi anti-ethnic cleansing / genocide message of ‘never again’. Then, with gross hypocrisy aforethought, kick start yet another of their revenant ethnic cleansing / genocide campaigns against the rightful Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip littoral - a marginalised and disenfranchised Muslim enclave in what was, until 1948, the sovereign state of Palestine.

It would be well for the Zionist scum, per Bobo Nuttyahoo, to remember that ‘never again’ does not apply singularly to Zionist Jews but equates as ‘never again’ for everyone. Jew, Muslim, Christian, and the Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.

Oh my, the Zionist camp whinge and moan relentlessly viz the Nazi Holocaust, whereas, under their very hands the Palestinians – in their own marginalised and diminished lands – the Gaza Strip – (and too the IDF-military occupied West Bank Territories) - suffer worse on a daily basis – their Yawm an Nakba – their Shoah – their Holocaust – and the United Nations assembly, the entire bleeding heart world – do nothing.

Next up for a socio-political dissection are the Let’s Stop Traffic activist wankers and their flawed science climate change crisis scaremongering propaganda.

Fer fuck’s sake, do the research, for this global warming and climate change propaganda is the modern day equivalent of looking at a globe yet still maintaining the Earth is flat.

Go tell the global warming myth to the Eskimos – they’ll be amused. As to climate change – no fucker or their dog is in denial – the climate changes – sometimes radically, more often on a slow, yet cyclic, pattern – caused by the Sun. Always has, throughout the entire geological historic record – and perhaps always will.

But climate change is not going to wreak cataclysm on the Earth – whereas a now-overdue magnetic pole shift will – or the NASA-named – 2007 FT3 – a 54 million ton asteroid that is heading towards Earth, an object they’ve now lost track of - so scaremonger the masses with that apocalyptic maybe.

Let’s be honest with each other, we, the voting – tax-paying proles, as the Yanks refer to the no-account members of society – while we are, in the eyes of the scum with more money than enough and an over-abundance of egocentric arrogance, simply tax slaves, these manicured dog wankers can’t do shit without our ‘hands-dirty’ tech’ n mech’ skills.

So, regardless of being sub-human, and the IQ figure equal to the price of a quarter pound weight portion of jelly babies (35) – then we are still smart enough to cogitate on Broken Britain’s proposed general election for 2024 – and who the fuck is worthy of an X? – Tory or Labour – or the Lib-Dums?

Back to being honest again now. Worthy? None of the useless, arrogant fuckers. We need a Third Force, much as Alden Pyle did in Vietnam.

The political meanderings of York Harding served to ferment Pyle’s socio-political idealism – for Vietnam. And that ended in disaster – unless, of course, hard-arsed Communism is your personal thing.

Ergo, so who might this Third Force manifest as? Certainly not the diminutive Ed Davey, and the Librarian-Dummercrap party.

Apart from which Mr ‘Incompetence’ Davey is gonna be busy fending off flak emanating from the Post Office miscarriage of justice scandal due his complicity in the affair, sat behind the desk of the fatally-flawed Tory / Lib-Dum coalition’s postal affairs ministry from 2010 to 2012.

To wit, in 1999, ICL / Fujshitsu IT commissioned their not-fit-for-purpose Horizon accounting software system – which, no sooner was it plugged in and activated, went into kleptocracy mode and began incorrectly reporting cash shortfalls at post office branches across Britain.

For the record, even back then, in 1999 and the Post Office roll-out of the ICL / Fuijshitsu’s fubar Horizon IT system, its ‘unreliability’ was called into question by start-up tech’s – as ‘fatally flawed’ - but New Labour Crime Minister, Tony Bliar, on the advice of Trade & Felching Secretary, Peter Scandalson, went ahead with its roll-out for accounting (sic) and stocktaking regardless.

As the Yanks have an annoying habit of stating, the rest is history. 

This fucked-up Horizon IT programme resulted in 700-odd sub-postmasters and post-mistresses being prosecuted, jailed and bankrupted, for theft - and not a single plod squad wally, or crown prosecution service ranker, or House of Conmans politico – or post office exec’ – such as the piranha-fanged, ginger-mingin boss, Paula Vennells CBE, having the basic nuance and common sense to question the whyfore, that 700 post office staff should suddenly go rogue and become larcenous criminals – all in the same time slot – and ‘not’ question the ‘Fujshitshu’ IT Horizon computer system’s actual maths skills.

Sub-post-masters were considered models of moral rectitude in the community, and commissioned, under law, to certify most forms of documents, including: passports, driving licences, utility bills, and bank statements. But obviously this 'trustworthy' factor was ignored by the Post Office exec's - and Fujshitsu - any other fucker to blame but their chosen and ordained Horizon IT fubar pickpocket system. 

Hmmm, and on this theme, former Tory Cabinet Minister, Ranil Jayawardena, yesterday expressed his concerns to gutter press hacks from the Scandalmonger’s Gazette that New Labour leader, Sir Keir ‘Fuckups’ Stammerer, has, alike Ed Davey, some very awkward questions to answer over his incompetent handling of the venal Post Office’s justice-denied treatment of sub-postmasters - for it was he, as Director of Public Prosecutions, and he alone, with the power to decide whether or not the 50-0dd cases that came before the CPS were viable after the depth of the scandal came to light when Computer Weekly magazine exposed the unsafe convictions factor in 2009, and Fujishitsu's Horizon IT system was a 'snafu-personified'. 

“I didn't know about the Horizon prosecutions – or Jimmy Savile”, says the ex-DPP / buck-passing ‘Sir’ Keir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer – and this wanker is fixated on being Broken Britain’s next Prime Minister running a New Labour government - and imposing nanny state rules that school teachers have to supervise kids brushing their teeth.

Fer fuck's sake, just sort out a workable NHS dental system that sees dentists paid a fair rate for NHS work.

Mind you, this is Stammerer, the same crooked political tosser who, in that role, failed to prosecute child molesting sex pest ‘Jim’ll Fix It’ Savile, as he was a BBC DJ icon, and big mate of Prince (now King, no less) Chazzer Big Ears.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1853536/post-office-kier-starmer-jimmy-savile-comment

To close - as the petition to have 'Vampire Fangs' Vennell's CBE revoked tops the one point two million votes mark - how about replacing the House of Conmans dead wood with a Richard Tice / Nigel Farage-led Reform Party to run Food Bank Britain?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

UN Women's Rights Champion is Tranny

Righteous outrage hits the media’s banner headlines as a UK-born mixed race trans-gender bender is clumsily conscripted by the United Nations as Broken Britain’s Women’s Rights representative.

Que? WTF next? A drove of pigs in woolly cardigans impersonating a flock of sheep, and vocalising their best Baaaa, to try and sound convincing?

As the world passes a phase of head-shaking eccentricity with regard to all the Woke joke brouhaha, into even greater absurdity and delusion, bordering on neurosis and mental illness, we are today forced to behold some ridiculous trans-gender-bender bloke in a frock, lose all grasp on reality and become possessed of an aberrant mental state that he’s a female of the species (regardless of cock and bollocks) - sparking gross affront and indignation among women's rights groups after ‘he’ was picked by the UN as its "UK women’s rights champion".

The gospel according to the shit-fer-brains UN Women UK organisation's mangled syntax, the appointment supports the ‘empowerment of women’s equality globally, within civil society, government and the corporate sector’.

Talk about topsy-turvy, are we to accept, and believe, that biological women are ‘empowered globally’ by having a man represent them – even if he is kitted out in a drag queen outfit – and keeps his cock and bollocks tucked away and out of detectable sight?

The 36-year-old ‘Miss’ (sic) Munroe Bergdorf, formerly Mr Ian Beaumont of Stanstead, born a male, who now poses as a female – er - with a cock – boasts one previous claim to fame as the co-founder of the Horrible Hackney-based Pussy Palace nightclub – a popular ‘perving’ emporium for drag queens, rude-boys, and raving sodomites.

No shit, Sherlock, does that actually provide certification of competence to be appointed to the United Nations role of Women’s Rights representative for Food Bank Britain – when the appointee isn’t even a biological woman. Is this not taking the Woke joke mantra of equality, diversity and inclusion a wee bit too fucking far?

Doubtless Miss Munroe Bunghole can proffer a host of arguments as to why he is qualified for the role, but common sense – a commodity so rare in today’s Woke joke socio-political atmosphere – denotes that a ‘women’s representative should be ‘a woman’.   

Organisations including Fair Play for Women, Sex Matters, Transgender Trend and the Women’s Rights Network shared their "dismay and disappointment" over Munroe Bunghole, being selected – with an excess of 17 anti-appointment groups dispatching letters of protest to the ‘UN Women UK’ charity expressing their gobsmacked concerns ‘and’ so too the same to the New York-based Portuguese UN Sec General,  António Guterres, questioning his septuagenarian mental state – appointing a male drag queen to an international diplomacy biological female role.

Let’s see if little Miss Bunghole stays the distance in his new role – as per the last pathetic performance with L’Oreal - their first transgender model in Britain – who got his arse fired within weeks following a racial row.

Then we have Ian being shit-canned as an ambassador for the NSPCC – due arranging for gender confused children to DM him, to contact him personally, via the internet - for some very up close and confidential advice. Hmmm, all very pervy.

Another instance of ‘rinse n repeat’ occurred in February 2018, when he was appointed as an LGBT-Q-WERTY adviser to Jeremy Corbyn’s New Labour Party, but resigned a month later as no-one took him seriously.

Oh my, the 2024 New Year has rolled in and so too further insanity; and we are confronted already with a further instance of the diminishment of common sense, logic, honesty - and Truth – - and let’s not forget the wrongful abuse of perfectly good ‘pronouns’.

Alas, when all words, yet so much more, are collectively being emasculated deprived of their literal descriptive potential – and dictionaries, and proud lexicons are forced to pay homage before the throne of this mentally-deficient ruling Woke joke cult, broadcasting their ‘We are right – and you are wrong’ message to all and sundry – and flagellated with the prickly pronoun lash.

https://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/31104/1/pussy-palace-the-all-girl-run-club-where-drag-queens-and-rudeboys-collide

https://www.gbnews.com/news/un-women-trans-maya-forstater-latest

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Happy Skewed News Views 2024

In this New Year's Day 2024 edition of the 'Let's Kick Some Woke Joke Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Establishment Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Global Incompetence and Hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean-Frankist death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, continue to delude themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle – even as their collective material excesses herald the end of humanity, and all inter-connected life on Earth, with a Sixth Mass Extinction event.  

Oh my, what a crock of concocted shite – a veritable systemic dose of extreme rattisage – to scarify the gullible hypochondriac community members of our sickened society as the New Year of 2024 rolls in – and yet a further opportunity for the astute minds of the critical thinking sector of our society to shake their collective heads in disbelief at this latest instance of ‘rinse and repeat’ as the corruption-ridden global elite stage a Zoom get-together, in sinister congress, to agree on the finer points of, and set the actual kick start date for their 2024-scheduled ‘9/11 replay’ false flag ‘digital cyber-attack’ trigger event that will initiate a global scale power grid collapse and blackouts – and subsequent internet and communications shut-down, initiating a total fuck up of the world’s currency and trading systems.

Yep, and guess what the ‘positive’ side (sic) of this global scale fubar cum snafu is gonna be? The perfect opportunity to usher in a Great Reset of every fucking thing.

Individually, and collectively, we need to kick in the testosterone factor and grow a pair of balls to equal the intrepid ‘Fuck You’ attitude of the solitary Tank Man who claimed centre stage in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square, by giving the finger to the might of the Chinese military machine during the June 4, 1989 civil anger protests.

Scientists, (sic) in the pay of vaccine manufacturers, are warning the all-new JN.1 strain of the Covid-1984 scamdemic virus – spreading like wildfire via the media propaganda networks - might cause more than just a simple bout of coughs n sneezes – and has a dire potential to inflict serious heart disease issues.

No shit, Sherlock. Now that is a real big porky pie, and obviously one which Big Pharma is counting on to distract from, and cover up, the profusion of coronary-related problems – infirmities and deaths - caused by the toxic spike protein / graphene oxide-loaded Covid vaccine crap jabbed into the arms of the gullible guinea pigs who were trusting – or naive enough – to believe their government medical authorities (such as  Broken Britain’s NHS – No Hope Service) – actually ‘cared’ – and dutifully ventured out into the plague-ridden streets - to get vaxxed, and then double-trouble ‘booster-vaxxed’ with this noxious eugenics agent.

Hark the brouhaha over the billeting - plus the feeding n care – ‘and’ slow-go processing - of the legions of Channel puddle-hopping illegal immigrants beaching their rubber boats on Food Bank Britain’s south coast shores; claiming to be war zone refugees and /or politically persecuted – and seeking safe haven asylum – when they have just departed ‘safe haven’ France for the preferred UK soft touch welfare state.

Ergo, applying this ‘safe haven’ principle, they don’t qualify for refugee status, nor processing, through our established asylum system.

Send them back from whence they came – or even straight back to the shores of la belle Française.

There again, it becomes ‘in yer face’ insultingly obvious that these people are now taking the piss ‘big time’ viz being marginalised minorities or despised sodomites – ort politically oppressed asylum seekers – petitioning for safe haven in the UK, when hordes of the fuckers have actually been flying home for Christmas - as they miss their families.

Yep, the 2024 New Year kick starts with the likes of ex-Microslop CEO, Bent Bill Gates (of Hell) and a host of his philanthro-path Death Cult buddies – all members of the techno-crap ‘more money than sense’ zillionaire shill club - still promoting – and reviewing the schedule - during a recent ‘spirit cooking’ barbequed babies Xmas get-together luncheon - of their ‘managed extinction’ agenda to kill off the majority of the common herd useless eaters.

Er, that’s us, by the way.

Yeah, not only are they hell bent on decimating the global population with toxic Covid-1984 vaccines, but now we have Bent Billy pushing his disgusting lab’-produced Franken-meats to fuck up everyone’s genetic signatures.

Yum-fucking-yum, we don’t think.

Mr & Mrs Harry Hewitt, the controversial ‘Montecito Muppets’ are in the news, yet again. Que – when the fuck are they ever out of it?

What a pair of inept, money-grubbing clowns is how the greater ‘thinking’ public demographic views them today, publishing that scandal-mongering ‘tell all’ Spare Prick bio, and swathes of revenge-themed shit-stirring / back-stabbing canards on the one hand - juxtaposed with the egocentric ‘Look at Us’ on Oprah’s dingbat celeb’ show – plus the mass media releases covering their self-promoting charity events.

Ergo, if the IQ scores of this pair of shit-fer-brains imbeciles were added together, they still fall into the double figures mentally-retarded category – and the likes of the charity exposure and the Spare Prick bio’ are all the ‘great ideas’ of their ‘don’t come cheap’ PR team to make the Hewitts look good – or at least conjure a formula that manifests as a passport to social acceptance – if not quite social credibility.

And now, mes amis, another bucket-load of Wokester jokester virtue signalling.

Hark the Wokerati cabal, these textbook fascists, complain viz the New Normal Totalitarianism they are responsible for ushering in – this state of political correctness; the inane equality, diversity and inclusion culture that ignores the canons of meritocracy.

Demonising all and sundry who refuse to parrot their propaganda – and demanding they are hauled off, sans trial in a court of peers, to some hate crime re-education black site - for having the audacity to question and disagree with the Woke agenda – or failing to use the correct pronouns when addressing some trans-gender-bender ‘drag queen’ perv’ sporting a face-full of stubble and hairy legs – kitted out with a blonde wig, falsies, mini skirt, and high heels – reading a ‘fairy story’ (sic) to nursery age kiddies.

Laugh if one likes, but the gospel according to Westminster’s weekly edition of the Silly Shit Review, the utterly ridiculous Esther McVey has been appointed Minister for Common Sense, no less. A political post that has been vacant for far too long – due the fact no one in the House of Conmans has ever demonstrated the intellect to qualify for the post.

Prudence and pragmatism were the wellspring from which common sense did once flow – until the cult of Wokeism usurped the source, and logic was outlawed, with moralistic progressivism becoming the order of the day.

Que? The world is mad. A fitting synonym for ‘diversity’ is discrimination; and for ‘inclusivity’ – allowing the residents of the insane asylum to mix freely with polite society – while a better example would be sanctioning convicted pederasts to work with young children; and as to ‘equality’ - positioning the qualified with the unqualified on the same level playing field – and expecting a constant and uniform performance, and end game results.

Albeit one dare not speak out, lest fragile sensibilities are offended by failure to comply with the ever-emerging Orwellian-Woke ‘new speak’, nor filling a gender or race diversity quota – or crying out ‘Foul!’ when some hairy-arsed bloke who identifies as a female of the species beats all others hands-down in a biological women only sports event.

Not so much about the slave trade - reasons for / consequences of, per se - being aired via the recent news media brouhaha; but more at news views regarding the money-grubbing actions of persons claiming to be the x-generations-removed dreadlock-sporting octoroon descendants of slave trade victims - or their dodgy legal representatives – making avaricious demands for reparations / mega-bucks compensation for what someone, now long-deceased, might have suffered at the hands of Whitey.

Typically, in this blame n shame game / ‘some fucker else’s fault’ Woke cult action, there is nary a scintilla of mention of the embarrassing fact the hapless Africans who became victims of the slave trade, and shipped across the Atlantic to the New World, were rounded up and sold into white trash bondage by their fellow African brothers.

Oh my, the brainless hypocrisy of the Woke joke brigade.

Old Sir Snotford Gobswaller, the 18^th Century philanthropist-entrepreneur – and long-standing Whig member of Parliament for the South Downs constituency of Twatford Oaks - had his bronze statue - (commissioned, post-mortem, by good folks of Twatford in his honour and remembrance) – toppled from the plinth and indiscriminately chucked into the local duck pond by the Woke joke activist brigade – as retribution for the old man multiplying his earthly fortune from colonial cotton plantations - reputedly worked by black African slaves.

And at this juncture we shake our heads – this action is payback, regardless of the fact his wealth build cotton mills and schools – and funded the ubiquitous work houses of the day – and constructed the local hospital – that fine architectural piece of work still standing and functioning to this day under NHS custodianship.

So, we inquire of these holier-than-thou Wokesterite activist-protesters assuming the righteous roles of judge, jury, and executioner – are the mill, and the hospital, going to end up in the duck pond too – alongside the statue?

Now there’s one for the Wokester brigade philosophers to cogitate upon.

An offence to the human ears - the whingeing of the Sabbatian pro-Zionist front, complaining n shouting their stock n trade ‘anti-Semitism’ mantra if any fucker or their dog uses the word ‘genocide’ in another context unrelated to their personal (purported) Nazi era Holocaust (more at exaggerated Holohoax) that claims to have snuffed 6 million European Jews.

Typical, despite the fact a series of actual holocausts - in the Americas – both North and South - for one – in the wake of Columbus’ 1492 landfall - cost 100 million lives in the Spanish ethnic cleansing / Catholic ‘spiritual’ religious conversion campaigns – followed by a close second viz the Trans-Atlantic slave trade claiming a further 60 million lives.

Then we have Mao’s Chinese People’s Utopia ‘Great Leap Forward’ (1958-1962) making a total fubar of the country’s agricultural system, causing a catastrophic ‘weight watchers’ famine in which 50 million people starved to death.

Conversely, even those numbers pale since the spike protein toxic Covid-1984 gene-corrupting vaxx poison has been repeatedly injected into the hapless arms of the majority of the world’s 7-plus billion people gullible enough to trust their lying scum governments and roll up a sleeve – then a-ways down the road start dropping like flies – flies with heart conditions.

But that figure, once the real deal spike protein and graphene oxide toxic effect kicks in - when activated by the 5G / EMF broadcasting satellites – and electro-magnetic hyper-sensitivity radiation from the now-ubiquitous not-so-smart meters fitted in everyone’s home - the global population start popping their clogs in tune with the WEF (New World Order) Great Reset depopulation agenda – will make previous genocidal holocausts look wholly insignificant – which will doubtless really piss off the Zionist ‘Holohoax’ camp no end.

Silly question, perhaps – but does any fucker think Mao’s Great Leap Forward sociopathic-engineered depopulation tragedy sounds like a precursor to – or an echo for - Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF Great Reset – and the ‘oh-so-coincidental’ Covid-1984 global scamdemic outbreak - and ‘shame n blame’ de rigueur ‘get yer shots’ vaccine campaign to depopulate the useless eater common herd sheeple?

Time shall tell. “You vill own nutink und you vill be happy”. Thank you Klaus.

This entire 1.5 degrees global warming charade and associated rip-off carbon credits offset ransom being pushed by the likes of Al Bore, Bent Billy Gates, and the WEF’s Satan Klaus Schlob, along with a host of unscrupulous NGO others – are all part n parcel of the Great Reset population-shuffling agenda.

The propaganda push to promote this pantomime New Green Deal / Zero Carbon climate crisis fable is still being marketed and sold as a black swan event that the common herd ignored and are collectively to blame for.

Global warming, my ass. Go tell that to the fucking Eskimos – and the Antarctic penguin colonies. They’d really appreciate a 1:5 degrees temperature rise - Centigrade over Fahrenheit, preferred.

Okay, so WTF is this ‘Deep State’ bogeyman, the naïve amongst us ask?

A spin-off of the Mil-Ind complex – a noxious money-grubbing profit-driven, militaristic corporate state apparatus – in the thrall of control freaks, greedsters, sociopaths, and classic case psychos - all bent on total global domination through the imposition of martial law on domestic fronts, and fomenting repeated ‘friends and enemies of convenience’ military conflicts overseas – especially so in Third World nations possessing a plethora of enviable natural resources.

So WTF do these Deep State nasties really do? Well, the US and Zionist Israeli chapters get together, and pull false flag attack stunts like the 9/11 WTC attacks – blamed squarely on the likes of Big Al Qaeda and his Mohammed bin Patsy sidekick, and their Insh-Allah terrorist gang – to provide an excuse to invade Afghanistan – and Iraq, and anywhere else that has lots of yummy natural resources worth stealing – and provide an opportune live fire practice event for US and NATO troops to exercise their barbarity genes – and that same old Mil-Ind’ complex the chance to field test their new, nasty weapons by crippling, maiming and snuffing mobs of non-accountable infidels.

The BBC (Biased Broadcasting Corp) license fee hike of £10:50 quid, scheduled to hit the goggle box-addicted public community of Food Bank Britain in April 2024 - for the legal right to watch their entertainment (sic) broadcast content on a colour telly, rising to an exorbitant (read ‘rip-off’) £169.50 nicker per annum – is not destined to finance the viewing of world-class entertainment content - providing top notch value for the full spectrum of audiences – nor even the customary re-hashed vacuous crap – or produce all-new vacuous crap – but rather finance the New Year cost of living / inflation demand for that totally vacuous, and pretentious grifter - Gary ‘Gobshite’ Lineker’s exorbitant salary.

Heaven, or Hell, forbid that any fucker or their dog votes for New Labour in 2024, as a Europhile Brussels stooge Keir Stammerer-led government would be a Third World / welcome back to the Dark Ages catastrophe for the population of Broken Britain.

Why is it the Labour wankers have a propensity for appointing serial liars, mental incompetents, and low life twats to occupy their leadershit chair? Notorious cottager Tony Bliar, Gordon Broon, and now Stammerer, and his ginger-mingin foul-mouthed deputy, Mangela Rayner - to name a sampling.

Mind you the Tory Nasty Party political drudges such as Fishy Sunak & Co ain’t any better when it comes down to the matter of ‘truth be told’ – or competence.

One thing our career politicos are provenly not, is a force of Nature – competing within their own fractious ranks to achieve personal political ascendancy.

If voters consider the current unbridled illegal immigration chaos – and accompanying non-integration pandemonium, just wait ‘til Labour are running (sic) the show and it morphs into a total open borders fiasco to appease the New World Order / WEF / Satan Klaus Schlob ‘Great Reset’ national identity ‘dilution and pollution’ agenda that is currently driving Western, and Brussels EUSSR, immigration policies.

Stammerer and his toxic minions will be trumpeting the ‘diversity is our unity’ message – and promoting the endless multiplication of impulsive diversity – then stand back and lock your doors, for there will be no limit to the socio-political fragmentation that will produce – to a state of Them vs Us open civil warfare.

The barbarian-governed Sabbatian-Frankist state of Israel’s ambassador to Broken Britain, Tipsy Hotlips – herself a sworn Māḡēn Dāwīḏ Zionist - recently loosed a sharp rebuke of brazen chutzpah to renewed talk of establishing an independent state of Palestine, alongside ersatz Israel, as a route to permanent peace.

Questioned regarding the prospect of a two-state solution - which would see the establishment of an independent Palestine alongside the ‘Promised Land’ of Israel – the pro-Jabotinskist Ambassador Hotlegs informed one news hack from the Chosen People’s Gazette: "absolutely not".

Que? WTF? The Edomite Mafia’s going to return the lands we’ve stolen from them since 1948? That has no part of the Zionist ‘Manifest Destiny’ – from the Nile to Euphrates territorial wet dream - expropriating the lands of others. No way, Mohammed.

The blame for this state of affairs Ms Hotsauce dumped squarely on the shoulders of the Palestinians – (a people now robbed of peace, and bereft of aspirations) - stating, with calculated hudaibiya and calumnious hasbara, for the public record that they did not want an independent nation state next to Israel, but in place of Israel.

Really, much the same as the Zionist thugs did back in 1948 – the Palestinian population driven out of their historic homeland by Zionist terror gangs in the ultra-violent Yawm an Nakbah – the Day of the Catastrophe – their ‘’Shoah’ - when Palestine, per se, ceased to exist as a sovereign nation state – thanks to the corruption-ridden US administration under Harry Truman, and an equally noxious UN, chaired by nutty Norway’s Trygve Lie.

Ergo, and all still justified to this day as above board and legit’ by the likes of Bobo Nuttyahoo, waving a scrap of paper known to history as Balfour’s Folly.

Hmmm, and with the current IDF military destruction of the Gaza Strip littoral enclave (the West Bank territories come next) - and the slow cook genocide of the Palestinian residents driven into the desert wastelands of Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula, we view their Zionist Dahiya Doctrine at work.

At this juncture we are reminded of the Latin phrase that comes into play - ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’: impunity always leads to greater crimes – when these greater crimes are not checked, halted, and corrected by a moral-minded greater global community – whose membershits are all in the pay of the Ashkenazi-Sabbatean bankster cult.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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