Tuesday, 3 September 2013

Cameron: Leadership Days Numbered

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Well, Posh Dave Scameron stuck his neck out in true ‘Devil-may-care’ casino fashion last week and risked undermining the authority of his Executive position by going before the House of Conmans in seeking approval to join hands with the US warmongers and launch a Busby Berkeley style Bomb-a-Thon ‘humanitarian intervention’ military strike spectacular on Syria - and duly impaled himself on a surfeit of self-righteous hypocritical rhetoric and black propaganda lies that resulted in a majority rejection of his blood lust demand.

Applying 20/20 hindsight, he’s probably kicking his own ass that he didn’t take a page from Tony Bliar’s playbook and have the MI6 psychos conjure up a dodgy WMD dossier, get the 22nd SAS ‘Increment’ crew to knock off any dissenting weapons inspectors in the Grassy Knoll Woods, then bypass Parliamentary approval and let FS Willy Vague or DS Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond press the cruise missile launch button – and worry about war crimes tribunals post facto.

Now his Nasty Party passport to political acceptance has been declared null and void – a fact which aptly served to wipe the perpetual shit-eating grin off his podgy face - doubtless some power-hungry Bolshie back bencher with a grudge the size of Sally Bercow’s gob will be fielding a vote of no confidence before too long, with another Tory leadership challenge on the horizon.

Conversely Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin, speaking - on conditions of anonymity - with gutter press hacks in the saloon bar of Whitehall’s notorious Felchers Arms pub, confided that Posh Dave isn’t going to go quietly like good old Michael ‘Vlad the Derailer’ Howard, who freely admitted to acts of gross incompetence and being a total knobhead, then had the common decency to retire gracefully to the House of Lords doss pit.

Hmmm, the Tories seem to go through party leader-wannabes like Local Communities Minister Eric ‘Zilmax’ Pickles goes through meat pies since the iron rule days of that menopausal maniac Maggie Twatcher who single-handedly - while presiding over a Cabinet chocker block with shirt-lifting faggots and untouchable kiddie fiddling sodomites – got a vindictive snot on with the miners and trade unions and in a fit of feminine pique, de-industrialised the nation that created an empire powered by steam (and ‘greed’) – and replaced the British ‘Great’ prefix with ‘Broken’.

Septic Slaggie was replaced by the effeminate bisexual disaster Johnny Major, then in rapid succession with the likes of closet case Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague and Ian Duncan Smut – MP for Chigley & Camberwick Green – both of whom proved dismal failures as the Head Honcho and between them are now hell bent, in their own rights respectively, on fucking up the UK’s foreign policy and the welfare benefits / pensions system.
Aye, tis a fact - the parties of self-interest Conservatives do precisely what it says on the packet – as in Posh Dave’s case – SFA (sweet fuck all).

When it comes down to the competence to run the affairs of a nation state, let’s not overlook the sore thumb fact that this twat Scameron went on a lunchtime bender at the Pederast’s Arms with his missus and after a few pints, fucked off home, leaving their 8-year old daughter Nancy in the boozer’s beer garden, where she’s got eyed up, groomed and groped by a bunch of pisshead pikey paedo perverts and general dog-wanking onanists – along with a shifty crew of Albanian gyppo kiddie snatchers on the lookout for child sex recruits to restock their Masonic nonce bordellos in Aberdeen.

Hmmm, Posh Dave’s shelf life’s expired and it’s time he was exiled to the back benches. Alas, he’ll probably hang on until hit with a grim “Et tu, Brutus?” back-stabbed demise due the fact his head is so far up his own arse.
To wit, it’s a pity he doesn’t shave that ridiculous public school poofter bouffant off, skinhead style, so his bald bonce slides in easier.

On reflection, it’s a case of good stuff all round, the Parliamentary kick back, with the moneybags landed gentry Tories – and their Rothshite bankster crime syndicate masters - getting their collective noses bonked out of joint, even if the nayer MPs were playing a future political trump card.
So forget about People's Power and the weight of mass public opinion putting the block on the Tory war-mongers intended ‘humanitarian intervention’ scam. What worries most is the fact that the knee jerk reaction from the PTB is to now decide that we, the common herd, need yet another sharp, stern reminder regarding the 24/7/365 terrorist threats posed by these radical Islamic militants living in our midst - who hate our democratic freedoms for some obscure reason or the other.

Hence what’s the betting we're gonna be in line for a few more 7/7 style false flag terrorist attacks on our home doorsteps: sub-nuclear black pepper and peroxide ‘scaremongering’ bombs - or toxic ricin in our fluoridated water supplies – to generate a wave of anti-Islamic xenophobia and get us banging our war drums, demanding the government blast the fuck out of anyone who reads the Jolly Jihad Gazette – starting with Syria’s Basher Assad before he gasses us all in the next 45 minutes.
Thus Muslim communities - and too Brazilian electricians - beware - the shit might be hitting the fan anytime soon at a tube train station near you - so don’t sign up for any make-believe Visor Consultants terror drills.

Let’s not forget that members of the common herd (Us / the 99%) who have the audacity to turn off the telly, refuse to read the red top gutter press tabloids and think for themselves, are tagged as being non-conformists and stricken with a nasty case of ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) - and hence declared enemies of the State.
We are faced, by default, with a system wherein graft and corruption - along with old boy public school / Masonic secret handshake club nepotism - is the order of the day and not the exception – to the benefit of the few (Them / 1%) and the detriment of the many (Us / 99% / mass media mesmerised sheeple).

Nor should we overlook the blatant fact that the 99% common herd labour under a purposely flawed socio-political / economic system where the elitist 1% perceive and operate with a far different concept of reality than we, the tax-paying proletariat useless eaters.
Thus the system ain’t really broken – it was designed to be this way by a network of Black Nobility / Zionist Shylock agents who, since the advent of the electronics age and super-conductor silicon chip technology, finally seized corporate control of all aspects of the global socio-political system for their Mammon-worshipping masters – with Syria, Iran and North Korea targeted to join the club – whether they like the idea or not.

Thought for the day. So to generate a spot of sympathy (found in the dictionary right between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’) Dave ‘Two Holidays’ Scameron has let it be known in the public arena that he suffers from a 'phenomenally bad back'. A pity he twat doesn’t have to appear before the DWP / NHS contracted Atos Inquisition for a fitness to work assessment.
However, the gospel according to London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense, one of Posh Dave’s Oxford Uni’ chums, claims Dave’s back problem originated after someone slipped him a ‘roofie’ during an Bullingdon Dining Club bender one night, and he ended up shit-faced, debagged and gang-buggered.

Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Posh Dave Scameron or his ‘Hooray Henry’ limp wrested condition. However it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of 'universal credit' welfare benefits-deprived 'out-of-collar' Remploy workers, marginalised disabled persons disenfranchised by Atos assessments, shivering pensioners, struggling single Mums, second bedroom-taxed would-be suicide cases - and a legion of Syrian refugees - that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

As to this US-led (and now backed by the foul and foreign French) ZioNazi plot to saturate the Assad regime’s military sites with a barrage of Shitstreak cruise missiles, then little wonder the Biased Broadcasting Corp and contemporary mass media headlines are plastered with stories of zillions of Syrian refugees fleeing the country – North, South, East – and fucking West into the Med’ and swimming in the general direction of Cyprus - before the US Global Bully turns their once-pristine nation into a cluster bomb-strewn / toxic DU-contaminated landfill site.

To misquote the French Age of Enlightenment philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There will never be peace in the Middle East until the last remaining Israelite Zionist is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite crime cabal’s military-industrial scumbags.

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Ally said...

Our condolences go out to the Syrian people as even before Congress get a chance to vote, Barky Obama is tonight boasting he’s won the backing of a score of AIPAC-controlled Zionist stooge key political figures for his plans to bomb Syria back into the Stone Age.

Obama and Vice-President Joe Bidet met with several pro-Zionist hawks including Speaker John ‘Sharlila’ Boehner, Democratic Leader Nancy ‘Morticia’ Pelosi, John ‘Shmok’ McCain, Lindsey ‘Sayan’ Graham and members of the national security committees led by Freddie and Felix, the psycho Fagin twins.

House of Representatives majority leader Eric ‘Shylock’ Cantor, a dual nationality Israeli / US citizen, has also thrown his political clout behind Obama, informing gutter press hacks that, quote > "Assad's Syria, a state sponsor of terrorism, is the epitome of a rogue state, and has long posed a direct threat to American interests” <.

Hmmm, after Mossad's 9/11 high-fiving false flag terrorist attack on NY's WTC Twin Towers and the Pentagon, Cantor’s choice of words could well be used to describe the Rothshite’s crime syndicate sovereign state of Israel.

Anon said...

Cameron's a turkey. Since his scam for the UK to lead the attack to bomb Syria was rejected he's now gone into total hypocrisy mode saying the UK is going to lead the world in supplying humanitarian aid to the refugees fleeing the place before Obama and the Frogs launch their missile attacks next week.

Brian Haw's Ghost said...

Cameron's credibility was diminished to zilch when he got into Downing Street and reneged on his election campaign trail promise to give us an In-Out vote on continued EU membership.
Now, after three and a half years in office he's devoid of all credibility - just another Rothschild Zionist lackey.

Gallah said...

Cameron and his magic circle Tory cabinet pals are a breed of bottom-feeding scumbags who gain election to public office via manipulating the illusion of credibility and competence, yet in reality prompt you to count your fingers if you’ve been coerced into shaking hands with them - the type of people you can take anywhere twice – the second time to apologise.
Here with this Syrian debacle it’s the same old contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies in their narratives – and one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing – all conjured to lower the threshold for what justifies their latest foreign war of aggression.
While there is no such thing as ‘conventional political wisdom’ there does exist a phenomenon, and all too frequently displayed, known as ‘conventional political stupidity’ – and that’s the Tories for you.

Anonymous said...

To make matters worse we now have that arch-buffoon and London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense calling for Parliament to wake up to their responsibilities and okay the bombing of Assad's military machine.
For Christ's sake, this is the man being touted as the next Tory leader - a bloke who can't even hold his own marriage together due the fact he thinks with his cock and not his brain.

Faisal said...

The Muslim Brotherhood / Salafist-led Syrian Military Council backed by Qatar and Saudi Arabia is embracing all the hard-line Islamic jihadist rebel groups: al Qaeda, Jabat al Nusra, and the al-Bara bin Malik gang – all of whom have access to Saudi / Israeli supplied sarin gas shells - and the war-mongering global bully Yanks know this for a fact.

Feral Beryl said...

A bloke must be blind not to see the insidious hands of the high-fiving Hymies behind this latest false flag atrocity staged against Syrian non-combatants and the blame hung on the Assad regime military.

wiggins said...

They are all "Friends Of Israel"......well before Israhell became our 'friend' we didn't have any enemies in the Middle East. The kikesters must have some seriously damamging shit on these Western stooges...

Kimbers said...

As to an assessment of Cabbage Patch Dave - Hanlon’s Razor states the maxim of ‘never put down to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity’.
Conversely, by the flawed precept of Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle we might not know shit from shinola but it’s crystal clear that the Tories are type of arseholes that will do anything to get into power - and more so are willing to commit perjury to keep it – even as lackey stooges and lobbying prostitutes for the Rothschild bankster family crime syndicate interests over all else.
But Cameron’s such a slimy tosser with a sordid history that it’s easy for his masters to blackmail him into pushing to go to war.

Quinn said...

What a crock of shite, Obama and the US are gonna send Assad a 'stern message'? WTF does that mean?
Why not send him one of Clinton cards 'Naughtygrams' instead of a hail of bombs and missiles?

Horse Sense said...

Now we have this mongrel Kenyan-Indonesian-Irish-chip off a Hawaiian iceberg White House cuckoo, Barry Obama-Soetoro-Shabazz (aka President X) playing the reverse psychology game to avoid war crimes culpability, by declaring it's the responsibility of the international global community to demand that the good ole US of A global bully bomb the crap out of Syria.
Nice one, bombard Damascus with as many Tomahawk cruise missiles as you like - and while the war-mongering douche bag's at it, chuck his Nobel Peace Prize at Assad too.

Skip said...

Ye Gods! All this blather from Cameron on Syria, and now having evidence that chemical weapons were used. It still comes down to the paradox of who the fuck 'used' them - Assad's forces or the rebel terrorist gangs.
So now it's all down to supplying aid to the refugees. If he's so keen on squandering the Brit's welfare benefits on foreign aid then why not wise up and send the Syrian civilians a bunch of gas masks.

Gannon said...

Bollocks to Dave Cameron and his broken promises and dancing to the tune of his Rothchild family backers.
What pisses me off with the succession of pisspot New Labour and now Tory 'Con-Dem / Libservative coalition is the fact we're blighted from pillar to post by this asinine offialdom-ordained ‘political correctness’ neurosis that permeates the entire socio-political spheres of our once-sceptred isle and every aspect of our daily lives.

Anonymous said...

Too effin right wot Gannon posted. Like Chris Spivey sez on his website "Cameron's a cunt in cunt's clothing".

Branston Pickle said...

Now we have Samantha 'Skeletor' Power, the pro-Israeli / ZioNazi US ambassador to the United Nations, publicly accusing Vlad Putrid and Russia of holding the UN Security Council hostage by applying the rule of international law - and common sense - and repeatedly blocking sneak attack military strikes on Syria until the weapons inspector's evidence is in that the Assad regime are guilty.

Rigby said...

G20 meeting in Russia - international opinion divided on the US / French / UK psycho push for military action against Assad's regime in Syria.
Why? Cos they know the Great Satan's false flag and black propaganda tricks only too well since the amateur 9/11 Israeli debacle - and this is simply another one of them to start another blood-letting conflict to appease the capricious demands of their Masonic-Satanist Zionist-scum masters.

Lord Monkton said...

This skanger Samatha Power claiming the UN Security Council is no longer a 'viable path' for holding Syria accountable for war crimes needs to wake up to history and cast a spot of accountability hindsight on the good ole US of A's record on human rights and wrongs - from the genocidal decimation of American First Nation indigenous natives / Red Indians through to their meddling in the affairs of others - and all in the name of money-grubbing commercialist profit.
Assad and war crimes indeed. How about the daily drone attacks on Muslim communities in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Somalia and Yemen by the US?
How about the force feeding of Muslim prisoners with liquidised Spam pork luncheon meat at Gitmo Bay?
How about funding and arming the outlaw, rogue state of Israel with the means to occupy and violate the human rights of the Palestinians in the West Bank (of a sadly diminished Palestine)and indiscriminately bomb the civilian population of the Gaza Strip - besieged behind the ZioNazi's 30-odd foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp on the planet?
Conjured rhetoric besides, Power needs to check her dictionary for the definition of 'hypocrisy'.

50 Shades of Grey Areas said...

G20 summit. Wot a larf. Cabbage Patch Dave ostracised as his customary lies and Goebbels-style black propaganda flannel were insufficient to motivate Broken Britain's common herd voters and House of Conmans MPs into backing his Masonic Masters' war cry demands for an attack on Syria's official government.
Apparently the Yanks have tagged him with the moniker of 'Dave No Mates' - with the Frogs referring to the British public as 'Beef-Eating Surrender Monkeys'.

Bazzer said...

Ha! Deadleg Dave's Rothschild crime syndicate and Carlisle Corp bosses must be mighty pissed that he didn't have the balls - or mad dog psycho insane inclination - as Tony Bliar did and just whipped up some dodgy dossier to justify bombing the fuck out of Syria and Assad.
Now MI6's Increment crew will be going round bumping off the MP's who voted 'NO' - shining strobe lamps in their eyes as they drive home and stuffing their mangled bodies into big black North Face holdalls - or some dog-walker will be out in the Grassy Knoll Woods with Fido and come across a Masada / Jonestown style mass suicide pact fubar of MPs with their left wrists slashed and guts full of Co-proxamol pills.

Bonker said...

The lot’s a shit-for-brains snafu wrapped up in a festering fubar and stuffed up the collective arseholes of a bunch of pro-Zionist UK and US politico apparatchiks when we have the likes of the so-called Free Syrian Army’s head honcho, General Salim Idris (would you trust a treacherous, back-stabbing defector?) informing his Western sponsors in June 2013 that the FSA needed a steady stream of ‘game-changing weapons’ to enable the overthrown of incumbent president ‘Basher’ al-Assad.
Hence we gotta ask the question - did these include sarin gas shells – or just the usual black propaganda weapons of mass distraction ‘bullshit bombs’?

Gorgeous George said...

So, the UK Nasty Party’s Cameron - and now since the real time advent of the G20 summit ‘pissing contest’ in St Petersburg, also Barky Obama and the US of A - have been exposed as promoting a deception campaign that the Assad regime were responsible for the token sarin gas attack which has been blown out of all proportions by the propaganda spouting of Rothshite / AIPAC Zionist warmongering stooges William Hague, Philip Hammond, John Kerry and Samantha Power, to name but a sampling, the hard core evidence points to a false flag operation launched by Commander Abu Ahmed and the Jabhat al Nusra Salafist rebel psychos – with Saudi-supplied chemical weapons.

While the Western world’s First, Second and Third Estates – the Executive, Legislature and Judiciary branches of government and established state religions - are, by design, corrupt – and now too the Shylock-dominated Fourth Estate mass media and entertainment industry – all to keep the common herd, we useless eaters – ignorant, uninformed and uneducated, suffering from the Mushroom Syndrome (kept in the dark and fed shit) it is fortunate that we have via the innovation of the Internet and Cyberspace an open information highway ‘Fifth Estate’ that can still communicate the flow of raw, unadulterated Truth – regardless of officialdom’s disinformation trolls and flame-baiters, these agents provocateurs, getting their talons into any and all active forums to promote scepticism and dissent in the Anarchist camps; spouting black propaganda deceits and streams of sophistry, labelling all as conspiracy theories and their proponents suitable cases for treatment - to confuse - and sway mass public opinion to a belief that wrong is right ‘when’ our self-appointed elitist Masters declare it so – and the only true God worthy of worship is the dodgy deity of usurious greed, bank overdrafts and debt-laden credit: Mammon.

Homeless Kenny said...

Replying to Bazzer's earlier comment on this post, we hear a rumour that the MI6 'Increment' crew’s theme tune (whistled from the shadows in the Pont de l’Alma tunnel) isn’t the expected James Bond signature surf rock guitar riff musical score but Manfred Mann’s ‘Blinded by the Light’.

Geezer said...

Really folks, who the fuck was entrusted to write up the propaganda script for this WMD poison gas attack pantomime? Wiley T. Coyote? The editorial staff at the Beano? The Spitting Images team? The ghost of Lewis Carroll? Wallace & Gromit? Surely not some perjuring dildo like Jeffrey Archer? Cos it definitely ain’t a piece of best-seller material from the hand of Joseph Goebbels or Tom Clancy.
The entire shebang’s as unconvincing as the 9/11 ‘Al Qaeda did it’ farce.

Pikey Pete said...

Nice one Geezer, and so true. If these Illuminati elitist shits don’t give a flying fuck what the common herd sheeple think (Georgia Guidestones etc) then why even concoct this pile of schoolyard calibre lies. Just bomb the crap out of Assad’s last known address and invade Syria ‘boots-on-the-ground’ en masse so the grasping Israelis can go land-grabbing and squat there and build a slew of illegal settlements.

Voice of Treason said...

Barky Obama’s parting shot to press hacks at the G20 summit states that “the world cannot wait for endless failed processes that can only lead to increased suffering in Syria and regional instability".
This donkey needs to reflect on what this NATO Coalition of the Willing have done with invading Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya – and after achieving their regime change targets, left mayhem, anarchy and total chaos in their wake.
Basically they fuck up everything they touch – but that’s the whole idea isn’t it. Destabilisation and the destruction of the established order of things – infrastructure and culture and kick start an ethnic cleansing style civil war.

Sir Aldous Wisbeech-Kettledrum said...

Anyone seen the BBC online news this morning?

Dartford Crossing closure: Man held after M25 traffic chaos.


Hmmm, one of Visor Consultants or MI6's Increment agent provocateur running around, pulling car door handles, shouting 'Insha'Allah' and putting on a 'gone ga-ga' act perhaps?
Sounds like yet another false flag terrorist alert to test the common herd's reaction and get us ready for the next round of Big Brother legislation to be enacted and make it perfectly legal to slash the wrists of whistle-blowing MoD weapons inspectors - and permit the Met's SO19 psycho thugs to murder Brazilian electricians without fear of arrest or prosecution.