Operation Paedo Hunt: Politicos Exempt?

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Met Plod Squad units tasked with Operations Yewtree, Fernbridge and Pallial continue to go through their paces for the media and half-heartedly investigate a litany of historic child sex crimes in England and Wales – though conspicuously no links have been publicised with UK and European Satanic worship groups.
Further, nor has a parallel police inquiry been launched into the sordid child molesting sins of the titled and landed gentry directing the affairs of state from the wings of the stage of power in nonce-infested Caledonia (land of bagpipes and kilts - and hairy phallocrypts – those tadger-warming sporrans) – thanks to the graft and corruption-ridden hand of First Minister Alex ‘Three Chins’ Salmond’s SNP-dominated government calling the shots at Police Scotland and the Crown Office.

So will this collective ‘Operation Paedo Hunt’ turn out to be more at scent than substance? Alas, the unencrypted messages filtering down the snitch and grasser grapevine via embedded moles read that no august persons of noteworthy (royal / political) public acclaim will be collared and prosecuted - regardless of being caught ‘in flagrante delicto’ stuck up a bare arsed schoolboy in their local Doggers Wood as the plods assigned to expedite these inquiries have seen their original ‘brimstone and fire / take no prisoners’ remit put on a tight leash – a veritable pit bull choker chain – as soon as the trail hotted up and took a turn in the direction of Downing Street and Shitehall – and Bucks Palace.

As to the revelations of Yewtree, et al, the obvious has been plastered across the goggle box screens and banner headlines of the red top gutter press tabloids. Scandals galore, exposed for all to see – and politicians (now deceased) fingered for their pederast sins – while the ‘still breathing’ guilty parties such as Leon ‘Shredder’ Brittan et al gasp a sigh of relief, due assurances from MI5’s ranking Kurumaku agents that their involvement will be covered up – yet again – by their secret handshake brotherhood cohorts that steer this sordid ship of state.

Semi-certified innuendo listed in the Rumour Mongers Gazette claims Lord Greville Janner had his Glasgow kiddie rape charges ‘fixed’ by the Scottish Rite Kosher Nostra – and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers escaped charges of zoophilia after the trio mix of underage hamsters and a gerbil extracted from his back passage at a Paris A & E clinic failed to survive their ‘shitty’ ordeal and were hence unable to press charges via the aegis of the RSPCA.
Thus we are left to ponder how many more Vermin in Ermine scat-rat sodomites and their Parliamentary ‘Mollies’ have – and still are – managing to weasel their way out of criminal charges for their pederast offences

There again, we have fall guy schmuck Nigel Evans, the obnoxious Tory MP for East Buggery, charged with eight offences of rape and sexual assault, committed between 2002 and 2013 – though when arrested and confronted with the accusations, his ‘self-preservation’ gene kicked in and he assumed total denial mode – in the hope that MI5 will get involved and the complainants end up dead, in a large black North Face holdall.

Meanwhile a gaggle of senile celebs, all household names – bestowed with Royal honours regardless - are pilloried and jailed due their lower rank in the pecking order of things. Tossed to the wolves, one might say, for the common pack to castigate and rip to pieces. Sacrificial scapegoat offerings, to act as a distraction and appeaser. Stuart Hall, jailed – with Randy Rolf, the didgeridoo man from Down-Under, next for the cells – along with a motley few more.

Serial litigant Sir Jimbo Savile, alike Thatcher’s PPS cabinet creep Peter Morrison, have shook off their mortal coils. Cyril ‘Mista Creosote’ Smith exploded in a massive super-nova of intestines, flab and pigswill following a double-helping of old Aunt Slaggie’s cow pie. Ted ‘Piranha Fangs’ Heath, Alan Clarke, Georgie Wigg and a notorious legion more with the moral scruples of rutting sewer rats out on a stag night – all gone – six feet under - and dead men tell no tales.

So we resort to speculation: was the death of Carole Kasir and the closure of the Elm Guest House on Rocksoff Lane in Barnes the end of an era of paedo-sodomite abuse of kiddies on loan from neighbouring orphanages? Was this era of aberrant social behaviour a one-off transgression of sexual norms and affront to human decency? Do pigs fly? Will Hell freeze over this winter?

More to the point, is the exposure of child sexual abuse around the UK in this period of recent 60’s /70’s history the whole story? Sorry, no fucking way. The abuse goes back as far as the record of man’s inhumanity to his (and her) fellow man / woman – and in the case of the paedophilia scandal, continues to this day with the same regularity – blatantly assisted via the cyberspace medium of the internet and child porno’ – and the cover-ups continue – as blatantly expedited by New Labour PM Tony ‘War Crimes’ Bliar gagging the media on the revelations of Operation Ore following the arrest of his paedo-scum Parliamentary assistant Philip Lyon.

And that’s the tried and tested modus operandi: complainants intimidated and gagged, investigations suppressed and subverted, witnesses coerced -‘and’ murdered, evidence falsified and misplaced – all by the compliant hands of the servants of the landed gentry, the rich and shameless bottom feeders who control the taxpayer-funded Plod Squad and security services.

Now here’s the stinger - were these scandalous sexual sins committed against helpless and trusting children confined to this sector of our sick society – entertainment celebrities and the odd dog-wanker of an expired groper of an onanist politician? No way – they go all the way to the top – the First and Second Estates - to the people Mum and Dad used to trust without a second’s thought.

But human nature being such a corrupt element – akin to greed - where sins of the flesh are concerned – these character flaws run like some toxic thread through the entire weave and fabric of our corrupt global society.
The perverse local worthies and household name telly celebs are the tip of the iceberg as this criminal enterprise runs to the highest in the land – with Royalty-commanded Black Mass blood sacrifices of sexually abused children a regular full moon feature – all purposely selected, then kidnapped for the purpose. Anyone like to know what’s on the dark dungeons ‘entertainment’ itinerary at Balmoral this week?

Beyond belief you say? How about our Vatican-appointed spiritual guides and mentors – our Catholic confessors? Sodomites and pederasts infest the entire shebang. What a fucking hypocrisy-mired joke that classic outrage has made of orthodox, mainstream RC religion and the vow of celibacy.
In God we trust? Not fucking likely with ex-Nazi Youth thugs wearing the Fisherman’s ring and directing our temporal existences – and now we have a Brazilian Jesuit posing as the Vicar of Christ.

Collectively these bottom feeders represent a venal aberration, and an anathema to polite society, who purposely and with malice aforethought, seek posts in the priesthood and teaching professions to gain access to vulnerable children and thus satiate their kinky sexual fantasies and fetishes.
The sickening aspect of these kiddie fiddling scandals lies with the establishment offenders not so much setting their sights on the rape of budding jailbait schoolgirls just sprouting hair they can sit on - but targeting innocent little boys who can’t even spell ‘sodomy’.

The whole gamut – politicians, police, social services, the entire spectrum of generalised appointed officialdom in fact – quangos included - have a chartered responsibility and are entrusted with a duty of public care – especially so of vulnerable persons – the marginalised, disabled and special needs – and this includes children more than any other.

And here we are referring to the likes of these toasted and be-knighted public figures (with souls blacker than the portals of Hell’s Gate) – the immoral likes of Sir James Savile and Sir Cyril Smith – and those hypocrites who were fully cognisant of these VIP paedo rings and their vile crimes - and if not personally involved, were by association and complicity guilty of contributing to the conspiracy of silence and coverup that perpetuated the sexual abuse of untold numbers of hapless children by these vile pederasts.

Such is evidenced in the blatant hypocrisy practiced by our succession of morally reprehensible governments to establish a Womb to Tomb ‘caring’ Nanny State while these same elected politicians who would conjure up laws for the common herd to obey and live by, put themselves above such laws and prey on our children to satiate their perverse sexual tastes – and here we finger New Labour’s ginger-mingin Harriet Harmless who at one stage of her questionable career sided with the Paedophile Information Exchange to lower the age of consent – to accommodate their lust for despoiling the innocence of little boys and girls.

It’s not just the hypocrisy and corruption of morals, but the skewed attitude of the upper echelons of society, the pondscum egoists, that sanction the suppression of these crimes being revealed – in the delusional belief that public exposure of such would incite a wave of public outrage and bring the entire system crashing down. Hmmm, well, there might be a modicum of accuracy in that speculation.

Yet these are the raving faggot scum who, along with their liberal apologists, scream and shout about ‘political-incorrectness’ and homophobia when the reaction to their attempts to lower the age of consent are challenged and thwarted by public outrage.
To wit it is our qualified jurist opinion that any person who fantasises on sex with a child, then puts their lust into practice, is a morally bankrupt pariah, unfit to mix with society.

Personally we’d like to see the reintroduction of the Buggery Act of 1533 - that defined this crime as an unnatural sexual act against the will of God – and for which a conviction carried the capital punishment penalty of death.

Though the term ‘topsy-turvy’ doesn’t do the state of affairs justice, a clichéd phrase this might be but one so fitting to the situation: ‘the lunatics have taken over the asylum’.
While welfare benefit deprived single Mum’s are having their kids stolen by the ‘for-profit’ quango child care (sic) services to supply the needs of the money-spinning national foster / adoption pederast bourse and affiliated Satanic covens to facilitate their black mass ritual blood sacrifices, we have surrogate mothers from the Renta-Slut Agency getting paid mega-bucks to have her snatch pumped full of a blend of bumboy semen ejaculated by some keyboard plonker of a pop star called Stilton Jack (real name Reg Shite) and his faggot partner Rupert Furniture – to prove that even hard core sodomites can ‘have children’.

The rest of this corrupt world besides, for Broken Britain alone this is true. Frank Allaun, a former working class roots Labour MP for Salford East (unfortunately now deceased) and a great pal of my late father, often discussed the fact that Parliament and the Shitehall civil service were dominated by the secret handshake club and chocker block with shirt lifters and deviant pederasts: fudge and chutney merchant perv's of every persuasion. Especially so – in Frank’s own words – ‘infested to the rafters with raving bisexuals, closet case tranny’s, outright sodomites and sicko nonce kiddie fiddlers’.

Hence Frank Allaun’s three decades of first-hand observation of the graft and corruption-ridden Westminster / Whitehall scene see him as eminently qualified to point the fickle finger of fate and expose the fact that the Masonic secret handshake club – along with Corporatism - dominates the affairs of government and these bottom feeders would pervert the course of justice to protect their elitist kiddie fiddling brothers at all costs – even that of a child’s innocence.

So will we see these Plod Squad Nonce Crime investigations actually collar any living politico child sex offenders? Alas, as per the earlier sarcastic comment – pigs will take to the air before that occurs.

Thought for the day. Fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

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Royal Reptiles: WTF Don’t They Own?

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to last weekend’s edition of the Money Grubbers Gazette reveals that Queen Bizzy Lizzy II and her worthless wet dream of a dog wanker eldest son Prince Dobby, the Royal Plant Whisperer, have come to amicable terms on divvying up the untapped gold deposits of Cornwall – a 50/50 split with nary a mention of the odd Troy ounce of the shiny precious metal going to the southern shire’s public coffers.

Such is the state of affairs with our greed-mongering aristocraps – this dysfunctional Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg-Windsor family - not satisfied with their 24/7/365 vacation – all at the hapless public’s expense – QE2 and the bat-eared Chazzer have resorted falling out over who gets the biggest share of the spoils of the newly-discovered Cornish gold bonanza at the Midas Mine, near Scamborne.

The Crown Estate, which lays a Mines Royal historical claim dating back to 1568 to the proceeds from mining on and under every square foot of our once-sceptred isle, has agreed to resolve the centuries-old row between themselves and the Duchy of Cornwall and grudgingly split the predicted zillion quid per annum income profits with Prince Chazzer.

A letter from Sir Mortimer Armitage-Shanks, the Crown Estate’s deputy head of legal, to the Queen’s lawyers, Ripoffs, Fleecem & Twatt, sets out the agreement that while the Crown Estate will continue to grant mining and natural gas fracking licences, which include gold and methane, it will give ‘50 per cent of any revenue or capital receipts, net of costs, to the Duchy of Cornhole’.

Conversely, the deal has sparked the ire of anti-monarchist campaigners, who revealed the fact that while Crown Estate revenues go to the Treasury, Prince Dobby’s 130,000-acre Duchy of Cornhole is – typically - exempt from corporation tax.

It neither sits well with the common herd - nor bodes well for the shape of things to come - that the laws crafted to keep the common herd in check and at a permanent disadvantage (marginalised and in a state of indebtedness) were drafted by this cabal of shape-shifting reptilian degenerates that claim ‘divine provenance’ to rule over us - due this preposterous loopy lizard Kingship gene they inherited from the off-world Annunaki that gives them the blue blooded noble right – as High Preists of the Brotherhood of the Snake - to dominate the affairs of mankind and bleed us dry with taxes and tithes. To wit, there’s no such word as ‘minimalist’ in the avaricious, grasping cunts’ lexicon.

But the canny anarchist segments of our marginalised society, unlike the Hive Mind sheeple, fail to be fascinated and enthralled by all that glitters or apathetic displays of limp wrist hand-waving by these archetype vulgarians - and their blingy crowns and rows of Pound Shop medals and tiaras festooned with blood diamonds and cursed rubies.

We, the people - aka HRH’s reluctant subjects - are collectively sick to the back teeth with these genetic misfits – this inbred foreign clan of slack jawed, bat eared, piranha toothed, horse-faced mongrels – all the result of centuries of swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool – and their exaggerated sense of entitlement and ostentatious abuse of privilege - and this threadbare pantomime claim of the divine right to rob every fucker blind and keep us in a state of perpetual penury - to the benefit of the few (Them / 1%) and the detriment of the many (Us / 99%).

These wastrels, following millenniums of inbreeding that has resulted in a eugenic catastrophe, in their perennial state of unqualified arrogance, believe themselves to be a picture perfect Lipizanner pedigree breed - untouchable and beyond censure, to rule over the affairs of mankind and treat us as cattle.

Hence a consensus now lies with the fact that a logical and pragmatic approach should be adopted to rid ourselves of this despicable yoke of debt slavery, and for the rabid Royals to be bestowed with a similar measure of veneration as that afforded the Bourbon monarchy by the French peasantry in 1789 (when they ran out of ‘cake’) - and the Russian Bolsheviks visited upon the aloof and callous heads of the Romanov dynasty in 1917 – another befitting extinction level event.

Do you live in Cornwall? Have you discovered gold on your property? How about large reserves of fossil fuels such as petrified dinosaur shit? Would you like to open up your back garden for fracking – or have an environmentally-friendly wind turbine erected?

Thought for the day. Well, with the gold price at US$1,364 / £844 quid per Troy ounce / 31.10 grams metric, that should keep the bloated Royal revenue streams soaring – and Bizzy Lizzie’s Rothshite crime syndicate Kosher Nostra banksters happy – along with their foul lucre-grubbing deity Mammon, the God of Greed.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Benefit Cheat Penalties: Royals & MPs Exempt

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Below lies a novel definition of hypocrisy: let those possessed with intuitive knowledge and an understanding of the double standards duplicity that blights our successive Westminster governments draw their own logical conclusions from this.

Civil service supremo Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton, top dog mandarin at the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, assisted by his think tank team of academic beardies and anoraks, have come up with the ultimate in welfare benefit cheating deterrents and yesterday joined the Crown Prosecution Service’s head honcho, Kier Stammerer, at a news conference where gob-smacked gutter press hacks were met with the palpitating shock that from here on in the UK’s career benefit cheats will cop for a ten year diet of nauseating porridge in one of the G4S / Serco mismanaged sodomite paradises - colloquially referred to as Her Majesty’s Prisons - for such rascally misbehaviour as dipping into the public purse under false pretences - and their name duly entered in every Jobcentre and DWP ‘Naughty Book’ across the length and breadth of Broken Britain.

Juxtaposed with this draconian snippet of card sharp legislation, House of Conmans whistleblowers working as deep cover moles for the hated bête noire Ox-Rat snitch and grassers government abuse exposé charity have leaked restricted documents ‘borrowed’ from the Parliamentary Standards Authority offices that reveal MP’s season tickets to ride on the taxpayer-funded Gravy Train Expenses Express are still being abused and flaunted on all manner of Lucullan feasts and materialist splurges.

Figg-Newton, addressing the press in his customary arrogant state of high dudgeon, made no secret concerning personal approval of the Them and Us culture which defines the boundary between the elitist 1% Haves and the 99% Have Nots who are forced to share breathing space on this, our once-sceptred isle of Albion.

“The Treasury coffers are depleted and we’re up to our necks in IMF debt, thanks to unemployed welfare benefit scroungers hobbling around on their silly NHS walking sticks and pretending to limp like real disabled blodgers. These parasites should be out on a self-creative job scheme as they do in Asia and West Africa – rooting around on landfill sites and recycling all kinds of materials they can flog at car boot sales – or weigh in at the scrapyard – or pawn at Cash Converters.”

“Just look at some of these teenage single mothers, sponging benefits for their troops of sprogs and tanning parlour sessions. Why aren’t they out on the city streets, around Slag Alley, or down the local Doggers Wood, flogging their cute jail-bait arses to some moneyed paedophile for £50 quid a knee-trembler shag instead of claiming welfare and child tax credits?”

In response, Ron ‘Bolshie’ McScrote, spokesman for the Taxpayers Alliance, had this to say to media hacks: “Wot the fuck is this tosspot Figg-Newton tryin’ ter do – start a fuckin’ revolution an’ mass uprisin’ of the unemployed non-workin’ class – wot’s now bin reinforced wiv the ranks of the disenfranchised ex-middle class – an’ who’s already had it up ter the back teeth wiv these la-di-da Hurray Henry dog-wanker toffs an’ their exaggerated sense of privilege wot’s derived from the fact they sport a double-barrel name adopted by some inbred mongrel twat wot achieved robber baron status back in the Dark Ages.”

“Fer fuck’s sake, we’re mired in a state of flatline economy stagnation an’ the likes of Figg-Newton an’ Ian Duncan Smith an’ Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne are about as much use as the proverbial arse-end of a pantomime horse.”
“So it’s little wonder we’ve got a shitload of voters e-mailin’ our office ter ask wot the fuck is the point of havin’ a useless deadwood twat like Mick Clogg as the Deputy Prime Minister an’ payin’ the cunt £134,000-odd quid a year when they can get one of them noddin’ Churchill dogs wot sells insurance on the goggle box ter do the same job an’ keep sayin’ “oh yes” fer fuck all. Bollocks, in my opinion they’d be better off wiv a mob of effin’ meerkats runnin’ the cabinet office.”

“These tossers talk about austerity but the papers wot Ox-Rat have just posted on their website prove that the 649 piss-takin’ bottom feedin’ MP’s wot’s infestin’ the House of Conmans are a bunch of shekel-grubbin’ kleptomaniacs an’ still milkin’ the expenses system fer all it’s worth.”
“Just take a look at old Nutty Nadine Dorries, the mad menopausal Nasty Party MP wot woz on ‘I’m a Celebrity - Get Me the Fuck Outa Here!’ down-under in Ozzie an’ flipped out when she had ter give a crocodile a blow job. This bottle blonde-moment slapper has given both her skanger daughters a job at her office in Parliament on salaries wot range between £30,000 an’ £45,000 nicker per annum – so how’s that for a spot of blatant nepotistic corruption, I asks yer?”

“Nutty Nadine’s not on her own either, cos yer got 155 MPs employin’ members of their effin’ families, includin’ five cabinet ministers – an’ that’s the reason the total bill fer MP’s expenses an’ staffin’ costs shot through the fuckin’ roof last year ter a cool £98 million quid.”

“So much fer the Committee on Standards in Public Life wot woz formed ter put the block on these politico scumbags hirin’ relatives after the 2009 expenses expose scandal hit the streets an’ got overruled after an outcry by MPs – namely a pair of dog-wankin’ Tory twats - Christopher Chump an’ Peter Bonehead, wot paid their missus’s £49,999 nicker apiece.”
“Fer Christ’s sake, yer even got the likes of the effin’ Justice Secretary, Chrissy Graything payin’ his graspin’ slag of a spouse £40,000 nicker fer stirrin’ his coffee, sharpening pencils and staplin’ sheets of A4 together.”

“Then we have the transport ministry hard at it wiv both Stevie Hammond an’ Paddy McLoughlin employin’ their wives at £40,000-odd quid salaries – ter say nowt of Andy Miller, the Labour MP for Ellesmere Port, hirin’ both his missus an’ her cousin, Julie – plus Labour’s ginger-mingin Meggy ‘Piranha Teeth’ Munn employin’’ her own shit-fer-brains hubby an’ her sister-in-law.”
“An’ if yer want ter see real hard-faced graspin, yer got Laurie Robertson, yet another Tory MP, wot hired his estranged missus Susie an’ the current bedtime shag Anne Marie Sluttsky. Nowt like a tax-payer funded ménage et trios, now is there, eh?”
“An’ that’s just the effin’ House of Conmans gang, so fer fuck’s sake don’t get me started on Queen Bizzy Lizzie an’ Virus Man Stavros an' Prince Dobby an' the rest of the shape-shiftin' Royal Family 'divine right ter rule' parasites we got squattin’ in Buck Palace an’ castles an’ mansions around the UK.

Thought for the day. Perhaps Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton and his crew of civil service brainiacs might embrace a radical solution to solving Broken Britain’s youth unemployment and yobster anti-social behaviour problems by convincing Posh Dave Scameron’s Tories to adopt the controversial, yet tried and tested, ‘multi-cultural’ Joseph Kony press gang military scheme for pre-teen hoodlums – and ship the lot out to Syria to reinforce the ranks of the Free Syrian Army rebels.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Al Qaeda: Ambition Surpasses Capability?

To compliment this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

In a display of deliberately failing to engage brain before opening gob and tossing the sagacious ‘confuse thy enemy’ teachings of Sun Tzu to the capricious moods of the four winds, the leader of the non-existent al-Qaeda Islamic terrorist organisation – the one that didn’t bring down the World Trade Centre towers on 9/11/2001 - marked last Wednesday by focusing his weekly televised Jolly Jihad sermon on the delivery of a ‘brimstone and fire’ message from their all-new US / CIA-funded Syrian HQ bunker in Aleppo.

The 96-year old geriatric Ayman Mohammed Rabid al-Zawahiri, flanked by his most trusted lieutenant, Mohammad al Ka-Boom, commander of the 21st Shaheed Suicide Vest Bombers Battalion, used the occasion to commemorate and toast the 12th anniversary of the ‘Day of Infamy’ 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks carried out by a moronic crew of high-fiving Israeli agents and their dual citizen Zionist American military command ‘deep mole’ cohorts against the Big Bad Apple’s WTC Twin Towers (and Building 7) - with a Tora-Bora assembled ‘Caveman 1’ cruise missile reportedly knocking a hole in the Pentagon toilets wall – and a lucky third strike mock plane crash making a bit of a mess in a field outside Wanksville, Pennsylvania – as the scores of actual passengers of the four hijacked flights did a classic David Copperfield ‘disappearing act’ and became unmentionable X Files.

In his earlier Al Jazeera televised broadcasts al-Zawahiri originally preached for a wave of piss-ant small-scale ‘lone wolf’ attacks - and even an expansion of the anti-Israeli / pro-Palestinian Boycott, Divestments & Sanctions campaign to target and undermine the Great Satan’s economy as a core part of al Qaeda’s ill-conceived ‘dry rot’ strategy.
"We must bleed the global bully’s Achilles’ heel weak spot economically by playing upon the Kenyan cuckoo’s inherent paranoia so the Obama Zionist stooge and his Pentagon shills continue to be stressed out with Islamophobia and splurge on massive expenditures for military security – while we shall call on all devout Muslim residents inside the US to collectively renege on their credit card bills, overdrafts and mortgage payments to finally fell the Rothshite shylock crime syndicate owned banks and Federal Reserve so that no amount of greenback-printing ‘quantitative easing’ can repair the fiscal damage.”

Conversely, this latest broadcast was set to combat any ideological challenges from firebrand radical elements of al Qaeda by maintaining the hard line policy of uncompromising violence that Osama bin Laden advocated before dying of chronic renal failure in his Fuhrer Bunker cave in Afghanistan’s Bellend Province back in November 2001.

The keynote of al-Zawahiri’s pep talk was a boastacious revelation of plans for a massive game-changing global Jihad strike by the special op’s Saracen Scallies Unit on the US-based infrastructure and population with their burgeoning arsenals of Saudi / Qatari / Israeli / UK supplied weapons of mass distraction – specifically the very same pressure cooker-sized canisters of nasty sarin nerve gas which the Syrian Army’s 155th Manuke Khara Brigade, commanded by President Basher Assad’s hapless brother-in-law, General Liwat ibn Zamel, erroneously copped the blame for loosing to snuff a legion of hapless non-combatant civilians around the low-rent Damascus suburb of Ghouta on the 21st August.

The radical Islamic al Qaeda and affiliated Jabhat al-Nusra terrorist cells - purportedly linked to the scores of faction-ridden Free Syrian Army rebel groups - none of which have signed the 1993 Chemical Weapons Conventions or the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (same as Israel) - were hoping to acquire a couple of tactical micro-nukes via their regular Mossad military surplus supplier – the low yield Plutonium-239 type used in the October 2002 Bali-based Sari Club false flag terror attack – for which a chronically-corrupt and compliant Jakarta administration was only too happy to accept thirty pieces of silver and blame on the pitiful Jemaah Islamiah tin-pot terrorist outfit and their detonation of a ridiculous propane cylinder / fertilizer tuk-tuk bomb.

However this latest piece of morale-booster propaganda from the senile Mr al-Zawahiri is most likely to be interpreted by canny Western intelligence analysts as an indication of ego and ambition far surpassing intellect and capabilities when assessing what al-Qaeda's fractional organisation can possibly achieve while labouring under a ‘pissing contest’ delusion of militarised Islamic potential.

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Thought for the day. Fuck al Qaeda and the ZioNazi Great Satan and the Illuminati’s Masonic New World Order.

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UK Kiddie Fiddling Coverup Endemic

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http://robertgreensblog-holliegreigcampaign.blogspot.ch/2013/09/the-scottish-justice-system-fit-for.html

The above URL links to Robert Green’s latest expose of the Scottish crime syndicate that poses as Alex Salmond’s SNP-controlled government and bent Judiciary and Plod Squad – and their joint complicity in the continued suppression and coverup of the Hollie Greig scandal – a moral outrage which has now achieved global notoriety due the systemic sexual abuse of special needs / disabled children by elitist paedophile rings operating with continued impunity due police / Crown Office protection - inside Scotland’s ‘devolved’ borders.

Here he draws parallels with the insidious issues of Sir Jimmy Savile et al, and the grossly-obese Sir Cyril ‘Who Ate All The Pies?’ Smith – the former sodomite Lib-Dum Party MP for the notorious kiddie fiddling Rochdale constituency – conspicuously knighted by Her Royal Reptileness, QE2, for his services to bumboy paedophilia and promoting the lard-wallowing, gluttonous, triple-chinned culture of ‘laugh and grow fat’.

In this scathing weblog Robert poses the rhetorical question as to why the Powers That Be – in all branches of Broken Britain’s executive, legislative and judicial branches – and too the mass media machine - either turn a blind eye or are feloniously complicit in the suppression and coverup of these vile crimes?

Why? For the simple reason they labour under the delusion that crimes committed by one of their elitist old school tie / secret handshake club brothers must be swept under the proverbial rug as allowing the mass media to report such, and prosecuting the same, would expose the festering graft and corruption-ridden sodomite / pederast-infested system to the scrutiny of the trenchant public glare.

Yep, the public eye - that’s ‘us’ - the ‘common herd’ / the 99% useless eating ‘have nots’ - (aka the very same tax-paying electorate that have been conned into financing this venal charade which has the gall to pose as a ‘womb to tomb’ government tasked with a responsibility of care for the captive population) – hence destabilise the system and put the entire perverted edifice at risk of collapsing in on itself.

To the minds of the money-grubbing commercial interests and banksters this would result in a state of nation-wide anarchy – though such, in the opinion of many, would be preferable to the ‘divine right to rule’ monarchy-dominated snafu we are subjected to – which poses itself as no more than a constitutional figurehead – while abusing executive privilege at every opportunity.

There is no limit to the criminal abuse expedited – and too concealed – under the ‘one size fits all’ deception of ‘national security’ or ‘defence of the realm’ and – audaciously enough – ‘in the public interest’ – or false flag terrorist attacks visited upon the heads of their own population (7/7/2005 / Woolwich, to name a couple) and the cabinet-ranking kiddie fiddling crimes which fall under the same heading in this officially-ordained dereliction of duty.

It’s not so much a matter of covering up Whitehall civil service lobbying by money-grubbing parties of self-interest or abuse of privilege MPs fiddling their Parliamentary expenses or Tony Bliar putting the block on the exposure of the Operation Ore list of seven thousand named child porno paedo’s after his own aide Philip Lyon was collared – or involving the UK in illegal wars of aggression in Afghanistan and Iraq – or Posh Dave Scameron signing us up for the Libyan disaster (and doing his Nasty Party utmost to commit us to the same in Syria) - but the contrived arrests and imprisonment of – or silencing by murder – those moral-minded whistle-blowers who would expose the crimes and corruption of these elitist scumbags to the light of day - fallen victim to the homicidal rogue agents of the UK’s psycho-infested intelligence / military clique.

Thus it comes as no surprise anymore when their conscience-driven likes are found, fallen victim to an assisted suicide in the David Kelly Memorial Woods, or dumped up on some ‘grassy knoll’ inside a big black North Face holdall – or involved in a high speed, fatal ‘Boston Brakes’ vehicular accident on a remote rural back lane, the motorway - or some Paris tunnel.

To conclude, perhaps the question should be raised as to why the ethereal threads of Freemasonry and Satanic blood ritual child sacrifice run through the entire weave of the fabric of these official cover-ups and repeatedly connects to those illustrious personages involved – and here we are referring to the UK in entirety: Merrie England, Wales, Ulster - and Alex Salmond’s north of the border SNP-dominated Third World state – Nonceland?

Thought for the day. Fuck the sodomite / pederast-infested Freemason cabal, and Big Brother – and his sister - and their New World Order.

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Common Herd Poor Due ‘Bad Decisions’

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Well the UK’s ‘Foot-in-Mouth’ booby prize for the most stupid ‘come back n bite ur ass’ quote of the week has to go to the slack-jawed tosser currently posing as Education Minister – Michael ‘Pob’ Gove: “If Britain’s poor are forced to use food banks then they've only got themselves to blame for making bad decisions” – unquote.

Hmmm, the first ‘bad decision’ lies with the shit-for-brains electorate who voted for the Conservative ‘Nasty Party’ back in 2010 – and anyone in Gove’s Slurrey Heath constituency can kick their own arse for putting a X in his election ballot slip square.

Of course people have to use food banks if they’re going hungry and stony broke – or not too nimble on their toes anymore and up for a daily sleight of hand shoplifting session around their local Greedy Grocer supermarket chains.

Unlike Pob of course, whose bread is buttered, on a cabinet minister’s £134,565 quid per annum salary – plus lavish House of Conmans expenses – and too his ‘Pob Show’ royalties from the BBC – Broken Britain’s unemployed have been hit hard with legions of know-all Polacks and affiliated droves of swan-roasting Balkans pikeys and gyppos waving forged CV credentials migrating to the UK like rats, willing to graft for a crust and gobbling up the minimum wage job vacancies.

The above act of socio-political sabotage is all thanks to lop-sided Brussels / EUSSR legislation – while the pathetic TUC’s parties of self-interest leadership turn a blind eye as the hard-fought industrial rights of workers are flushed down the proverbial drain - allowing slave labour-minded employers to field zero hours contracts and reduce wages to penury levels.

Then we have elitist oligarch scumbags Chancellor ‘Jeff’ Osborne and Ian Duncan Smut (both fit for the role of playing the arse-end of a pantomime horse) purposely and with malice aforethought driving the austerity stake through the heart of our ‘pennies from Heaven’ welfare state benefits system.
But what the fuck can we expect from Posh Dave Scameron and this Tory-dominated ‘Millionaire’s Cabinet’ – devoid of sympathy for the working class (read ‘common herd’ / ‘useless eaters’). According to the Tory’s playbook ‘sympathy’ is in the dictionary – right between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’.

But that’s the score with this bunch of la-di-da Hurray Henry tosspot toffs and their public school-instilled exaggerated sense of privilege - due the nonsensical fact they have a double-barrel (or triple) name such as Saxe-Coburg-Gotha - adopted by some inbred mongrel twat who sold his soul to sinister Satanic inter-dimensional forces and achieved robber baron status back in the Dark Ages.

To add insult to injury, this morning’s red top gutter press Daily Shitraker tabloid carries the blatant banner headline lie that unemployed figures are down. Bullshit – with a large, capital B.
The truth is that more people have become fed up with getting fuck all jobseekers allowance and being slapped around with this draconian ‘Universal Credit’ ripoff - and simply given up looking for non-existent jobs, deciding to sit back and bask in the quality time and personal freedom their new-found poverty provides.

But for some, the Tory-enforced breadline state of affairs facing the more vulnerable members of our sick society has manifested as a grim and harsh reality.
Ms Fellattia McSkanger, a disabled 16-year old single mother of three and resident Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill social housing estate had this to say on ITV’s ‘Starving Sprogs’ expose hour programme.
“Since this Ian Duncan Smut tosser started effin’ around wiv the welfare payments I’ve seen me housin’ benefit cut cos I had an Albanian lodger livin’ in the garden shed - til them cunts from the Borders Agency come round an’ dragged him off. Now the whole lot’s a right balls up cos of this Universal Credit thingy wot’s really fucked up me benefit fiddles.”
“An’ cos I got nicked wiv a kilo of sirloin beefsteak hid down me bra by the Renta-Thug security guards at the local Pestco supermarket I’ve bin banned from shoppin’ there, so the food bank’s me only option fer feedin’ the kids summat decent fer their tea at night – otherwise it’s the Old Mother Hubbard syndrome kicks in an’ it's two jumps at the cupboard door.”

In defence of the welfare benefit system being turned arse over tit, we now have the Nasty Party’s chairperson and Minister for Whingeing, none other than Grant Shatt, spitting the proverbial dummy over Raquel Rollernickers, the UN’s Special Rapporteur on Global Housing Shortages (a former urban planning minister for Rio’s favela slums, no less - and looking a proper twat in her bright red Dame Edna Everage bifocals) – covertly doing the rounds of Broken Britain’s sink or swim council housing estates then slamming the Con-Dem Coalition government over their ruthless ‘bedroom tax’ – quoting Article 25 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights which includes adequate housing space as part of “A man’s right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family”.

Thought for the day. Perhaps the UN’s Ms Rollernickers has a point – as the not-fit-for-purpose draconian Second Bedroom Tax has been the root cause of more self-harming incidents and suicides than when Man United lost the 2011-12 Premier League title to Man City.

Do you live close to a food bank? Do they charge usurious rates of interest like all the other Rothshite crime syndicate-owned banks? Would a pack of Pol Pot Insta-Noodles and a tin of mushy peas carry a 5,728% typical APR interest rate like a Wonga payday loan?

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Met Plods Arrest Royal Deadbeat

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The Met’s Plod Squad boss, Commissioner Hulk Hogan, speaking to gutter press hacks outside Scotland Yard, today confirmed that the Buckingham Palace security contingent had accosted and detained a suspicious individual seen climbing out of the Queen’s bedroom window into the rear gardens with a painting under his arm – who was later identified as her second-eldest son, the career Mr Fix-It lobbyist, Prince Andrew.

The police duty patrol around the gardens has been stepped up in earnest following a burglary last week when thieves broke into the Duke of Edinburgh’s basement hideaway and stole his laptop computer - reputed to contain thousands of child porno’ piccies – along with a personalised ‘hit list’ of individuals fingered for extinction when he’s reincarnated as a deadly virus – and an index of contact numbers for his personal MI6 / 22 SAS ‘Increment’ assassination team.

Arresting officer, PC Jacko McThugg, informed a reporter from the Sunday Shitraker tabloid that “This geezer comes climbing outa Lizzie’s bedroom window wiv a portrait of Herself, QE2, tucked under his arm – the one painted by that Ozzie paedo bloke Rolf wot lets the kiddies play with his didgeridoo down at the BBC studios.”

“Well, as this pauncy git’s got a bit of a real scrote look about him I sez “Wot’s yer got there, pal?’ – an’ he replies “It’s a picture of me Mum I’m gonna take down ter Cash Converters now the artist’s bin arrested. Everything’s in order officer, I’m the Duke of York, so be a good chap an’ piss off.”

“So I sez ‘If you’re the grand old Duke of York where the fuck’s yer 10,000 men then eh, smart arse?’ – an’ he comes back wiv ‘My elder brother Chazzer – the one with the floppy ears - is going to be the next King – so watch your sodding lip’ – an’ I comes right back right quick wiv “Yeah right – an my elder bother’s an old Queen, so fuck you’ – then I pulled out me taser an’ decked the gobby twat.”

This isn’t the first instance that Plod Squad officers or the bungling G4S Renta-Moron security agency goons have accosted an ‘untouchable’ Royal - as per the arrest of the chain-smoking Gorgonzilla, Duchess of Cornhole, in June this year on suspicion of stalking Prince Dobby of Wales and police mistaking her face for a Poundland ugly mask, worn to facilitate a sneak entry to the Royal enclosure at Ascot.

In this latest fubar debacle the porcine ‘Backsheesh Andy’ had earlier attended another of his dodgy business deals at Shites Club on St James Street, lobbying Defence Minister Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond and profit-motivated BAE Systems sales reps to secure a lucrative WMD arms deal for his dodgy despot Mid-East Arab mate, Sheikh Fizzy al-Kaseltzer – an oil-rich zillionaire potentate who owns the hereditary grazing rights to every hotel lobby carpet in the Persian Gulf region and runs his Emirate on a strict no-nonsense Sharia law regime basis – where the penalty for daubing anti-government graffiti is the same for acts of sodomy: death by buggery.

Security has been breached on a number of occasions at Bucks Palace, most famously in 1982 when the back-to-front buttocks-conjoined Siamese twins, Felix and Freddy Fagin sneaked into the Queen's bedroom in the middle of the night on a double dare mission to get a sniff of her knickers.
The startled monarch woke to find the Fagin’s heads thrust under her duvet cover and alerted a troop of Dragoon Guards who promptly disembowelled the pair of intruders with their ceremonial sabres – much to the comestible delight of the attending pack of starving corgis.

Conversely, on this occasion, the Queen and her royal consort Prince Stavros have been at Balmoral Castle in Nonceland since the beginning of August for their annual Satanic sabbatical, torturing and sexually abusing kidnapped children (courtesy of the UK’s graft and corruption-ridden Child Protection Services) and performing ritual blood sacrifices on the castle dungeon’s Black Mass altar as tribute to their omnipotent God of Greed, Mammon - and are not expected to return south of the border before mid-October.

Following a few pints of Old Headbanger lager, PC McThugg elaborated on Prince Andy’s lucky escape from further harm, informing amused press hacks post-event in Westminster’s Felchers Arms pub saloon bar that “Tell yer wot, it’s a good effin’ job that PC Scrotum recognised the tosser an’ he looked nowt like one of them Brazilian electrician terrorist types, cos it would have bin a double tap job by the lot of us an’ no effin’ chance of any apology from yours truly.”

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Austerity Jackboot Tramples UK Homeless

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The credibility-deficient Libservative ‘Austerity First’ coalition government has been urged to get Broken Britain back into building mode as a new report from the Ministry for Wasting Time & Money claims it’s on an equal par with Saharan Africa’s manky Mali and Burkino Faso in tackling the burgeoning national housing crisis.

The ‘Second Housing Report’, published by the bog standard National Housing Federation after Downing Street’s Cabinet ‘Nudge Unit’ inadvertently shredded the ‘First Housing Report’ states that Posh Dave Scameron’s Dog & Pony Show administration is failing on nine out of ten key issues.
These include a toxic combination of the non-availability of houses or flats, overcrowding, homelessness, slashing housing benefit while imposing this reviled second bedroom tax, and ill-affordability of accommodations in the private rented sector – all of which, according to the report, are getting worse at a geometric rate and a direct result of the wilful corruption and devolution of our society by successive governments – an active covert policy conjured, initiated and pursued by New Labour’s PM Tony ‘Miranda’ Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers – aka Vermin in Ermine – way back in 1997.

The report states for the public record that the 109,020 new homes built in 2012 remain a full 38% below the 2007 peak of 175,560, and less than half the number predicted to be required annually to meet the demand for housing by Third World refugees and the hordes of economic migrants from the EUSSR arriving on the beaches of our once-sceptred isle to work for minimum wages – and hence qualify for housing benefit – along with DWP Minister Ian Duncan Smut’s all-new Universal Tax Credits - and anything else they can cadge and fiddle – while filling in their claim forms in Cyrillic which no fucker in the social services bureaucracy can read nor understand – yet gets granted regardless.

Further attention was drawn to the facts that the combination of escalating rents juxtaposed with the government’s slashing of benefit levels will make housing an impossible proposition for the low / zero income 99%’s family units and contribute directly to the increase in the number of homeless people dossing out in shop doorways - and on canal banks, in country lane hedgerow abandoned bird’s nests - and landfill sites inside cardboard boxes.

However the homelessness charity ‘Evicted’ claims that local authorities have done zilch towards improvements in empty homes and that mortgage and rent arrears due unemployment are responsible for the surge in repossessions and evictions – a phenomenon they blame directly on inaction by the office of Eric ‘I Beat Bulimia’ Pickles, the triple-chinned Communities & Local Government Minister - and incumbent Tory MP for the Essex-based Second Helpings constituency.

Bazzer McScrote, the director of Evicted, informed gutter press media hacks that Ripoff Repossessions, a debt collection agency which represents building societies, banksters and housing associations, have issued teams of bailiffs from the Renta Thug Security Agency with a stream of court orders since January this year to expel by force any and all erring residents occupying properties where either mortgage repayments or rents had fallen into arrears.

“Every day we here at Evicted see families up and down the country that have been kicked out of their homes and whose lives are being torn apart by the shortage of railway viaduct arches, motorway bridge abutments, affordable garden sheds and large weatherproof cardboard boxes. The Second Housing Report serves to illustrate that this Con-Dem Coalition’s efforts in addressing our national housing crisis, with the flatline economy now in triple-trouble dodgy dip recession, amounts to being as much use as tits on a bull.”

“Personally I put it down to the fact that Parliament and the Civil Service are infested with a mix of ponces and nonces, whose only claim to fame is that they went to public school and learned the meanings of pederasty, fellatio and sodomy at an early age – then joined their father’s Freemason’s lodge to practice the secret handshakes and now sit behind a desk all day playing with themselves, shuffling bits of paper around and waiting to collect their guaranteed early retirement pension pot - then take up some other lucrative position in the private sector that they’ve secured though years of political lobbying and generalised ‘influence peddling’.”

“They’re living, illustrative examples to the accuracy of the Hanlon’s Razor, Peter Principle and Flanagan’s Precept adages. These are the type of perv’s who revel in taboo venery and go off for long walks on the moors and come back with a smell of KY Jelly and wet wool about them.”

“They’re the Powers That Be - the 1% ‘Have’s’ of this world and they don’t give a flying fuck about us – the 99% ‘Have Not’s’. In fact the silver spoon Nasty Party Tories in government and the pondscum that comprise the ranks of the Civil Service still maintain the misguided and myopic view of the Victorian aristocracy that the common herd are poor due some congenital moral inadequacy - whereas the true reason lies with themselves and their exaggerated sense of privilege.”

“They are responsible for the purposely corrupt structure and mismanagement of the national fiscal model that’s fucked up our once-dynamic economy– specifically with money-lenders like the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Brussels Bank of International Bailouts – and the rest of the usurious shekel-grasping Shylock banksters – and their fatally-flawed practices of fractional reserve lending and gambling depositors’ funds on future’s markets – such as commodities and dodgy derivatives – and sub-prime loan swaps.”

“Perhaps more than anything, the unemployment and homeless situation is the best indicator of how truly fucked up our sacred Isle of Albion has become… and what a colossal failure the Crapitalist class system experiment has been – thanks to the global financial and political construct which legitimises systemic corruption run by these elitist bottom feeders and pondscum who worship before the altar of Mammon, for whom there is no such thing as ‘Enough’ – only ‘More’.

“Of course, before things go completely tits up Scameron and Co will resort to the same old tactics that bankrupt governments have relied on in the past and what we’re starting to see now with the desperate ‘drowning man’ flailings of Chancellor Jeff Osborne – compulsory leeching of pension funds, capital controls, and financial repression – and yet another round of quantitative easing.”

“Unfortunately the jury’s still out on whether public opinion will be polarised to the extent the long-overdue full peasant’s revolt scenario takes place across Europe and the US, when the proletariat finally ignore the illusion and see the reality. But that’s a bit like trying to shove butter up a porcupine’s arse with a red hot knitting needle when we have a brain-dead apathetic population mesmerised by the crap that’s on the corporate-owned television - the core pillar of a compliant stooge media that props up a graft and corruption-ridden political system – and all controlled by the likes of that lowlife Down-Under dingbat, Raving Rupert Mudrock’s News Corp and the pro-Zionist scum running the Biased Brainwashing Corporation.”

In response to McScrote’s damning diatribe, the ‘multiple personalities’ former Tory Housing Minister Grant ‘Schizo’ Shapp opined to media hacks that progress to get Broken Britain building was being made. “With the support of the PM Scameron my housing formula is taking centre stage in the economic recovery – by getting people out of the pubs and motivated to apply for non-existent jobs and helping homeless people to sign on their local council housing waiting list – well, that’s the idea anyway.”

Thought for the day: Just when everyone thought that local government bureaucracy couldn’t get any more moronic, council and housing association application forms – to be filled in by ‘homeless’ persons – now require a Catch 22 ‘home address’ before they can be considered for processing.

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Cameron: Leadership Days Numbered

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Well, Posh Dave Scameron stuck his neck out in true ‘Devil-may-care’ casino fashion last week and risked undermining the authority of his Executive position by going before the House of Conmans in seeking approval to join hands with the US warmongers and launch a Busby Berkeley style Bomb-a-Thon ‘humanitarian intervention’ military strike spectacular on Syria - and duly impaled himself on a surfeit of self-righteous hypocritical rhetoric and black propaganda lies that resulted in a majority rejection of his blood lust demand.

Applying 20/20 hindsight, he’s probably kicking his own ass that he didn’t take a page from Tony Bliar’s playbook and have the MI6 psychos conjure up a dodgy WMD dossier, get the 22nd SAS ‘Increment’ crew to knock off any dissenting weapons inspectors in the Grassy Knoll Woods, then bypass Parliamentary approval and let FS Willy Vague or DS Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond press the cruise missile launch button – and worry about war crimes tribunals post facto.

Now his Nasty Party passport to political acceptance has been declared null and void – a fact which aptly served to wipe the perpetual shit-eating grin off his podgy face - doubtless some power-hungry Bolshie back bencher with a grudge the size of Sally Bercow’s gob will be fielding a vote of no confidence before too long, with another Tory leadership challenge on the horizon.

Conversely Downing Street spokeswoman Scabby Bertin, speaking - on conditions of anonymity - with gutter press hacks in the saloon bar of Whitehall’s notorious Felchers Arms pub, confided that Posh Dave isn’t going to go quietly like good old Michael ‘Vlad the Derailer’ Howard, who freely admitted to acts of gross incompetence and being a total knobhead, then had the common decency to retire gracefully to the House of Lords doss pit.

Hmmm, the Tories seem to go through party leader-wannabes like Local Communities Minister Eric ‘Zilmax’ Pickles goes through meat pies since the iron rule days of that menopausal maniac Maggie Twatcher who single-handedly - while presiding over a Cabinet chocker block with shirt-lifting faggots and untouchable kiddie fiddling sodomites – got a vindictive snot on with the miners and trade unions and in a fit of feminine pique, de-industrialised the nation that created an empire powered by steam (and ‘greed’) – and replaced the British ‘Great’ prefix with ‘Broken’.

Septic Slaggie was replaced by the effeminate bisexual disaster Johnny Major, then in rapid succession with the likes of closet case Willy ‘Fudger’ Vague and Ian Duncan Smut – MP for Chigley & Camberwick Green – both of whom proved dismal failures as the Head Honcho and between them are now hell bent, in their own rights respectively, on fucking up the UK’s foreign policy and the welfare benefits / pensions system.
Aye, tis a fact - the parties of self-interest Conservatives do precisely what it says on the packet – as in Posh Dave’s case – SFA (sweet fuck all).

When it comes down to the competence to run the affairs of a nation state, let’s not overlook the sore thumb fact that this twat Scameron went on a lunchtime bender at the Pederast’s Arms with his missus and after a few pints, fucked off home, leaving their 8-year old daughter Nancy in the boozer’s beer garden, where she’s got eyed up, groomed and groped by a bunch of pisshead pikey paedo perverts and general dog-wanking onanists – along with a shifty crew of Albanian gyppo kiddie snatchers on the lookout for child sex recruits to restock their Masonic nonce bordellos in Aberdeen.

Hmmm, Posh Dave’s shelf life’s expired and it’s time he was exiled to the back benches. Alas, he’ll probably hang on until hit with a grim “Et tu, Brutus?” back-stabbed demise due the fact his head is so far up his own arse.
To wit, it’s a pity he doesn’t shave that ridiculous public school poofter bouffant off, skinhead style, so his bald bonce slides in easier.

On reflection, it’s a case of good stuff all round, the Parliamentary kick back, with the moneybags landed gentry Tories – and their Rothshite bankster crime syndicate masters - getting their collective noses bonked out of joint, even if the nayer MPs were playing a future political trump card.
So forget about People's Power and the weight of mass public opinion putting the block on the Tory war-mongers intended ‘humanitarian intervention’ scam. What worries most is the fact that the knee jerk reaction from the PTB is to now decide that we, the common herd, need yet another sharp, stern reminder regarding the 24/7/365 terrorist threats posed by these radical Islamic militants living in our midst - who hate our democratic freedoms for some obscure reason or the other.

Hence what’s the betting we're gonna be in line for a few more 7/7 style false flag terrorist attacks on our home doorsteps: sub-nuclear black pepper and peroxide ‘scaremongering’ bombs - or toxic ricin in our fluoridated water supplies – to generate a wave of anti-Islamic xenophobia and get us banging our war drums, demanding the government blast the fuck out of anyone who reads the Jolly Jihad Gazette – starting with Syria’s Basher Assad before he gasses us all in the next 45 minutes.
Thus Muslim communities - and too Brazilian electricians - beware - the shit might be hitting the fan anytime soon at a tube train station near you - so don’t sign up for any make-believe Visor Consultants terror drills.

Let’s not forget that members of the common herd (Us / the 99%) who have the audacity to turn off the telly, refuse to read the red top gutter press tabloids and think for themselves, are tagged as being non-conformists and stricken with a nasty case of ODD (Oppositional Defiance Disorder) - and hence declared enemies of the State.
We are faced, by default, with a system wherein graft and corruption - along with old boy public school / Masonic secret handshake club nepotism - is the order of the day and not the exception – to the benefit of the few (Them / 1%) and the detriment of the many (Us / 99% / mass media mesmerised sheeple).

Nor should we overlook the blatant fact that the 99% common herd labour under a purposely flawed socio-political / economic system where the elitist 1% perceive and operate with a far different concept of reality than we, the tax-paying proletariat useless eaters.
Thus the system ain’t really broken – it was designed to be this way by a network of Black Nobility / Zionist Shylock agents who, since the advent of the electronics age and super-conductor silicon chip technology, finally seized corporate control of all aspects of the global socio-political system for their Mammon-worshipping masters – with Syria, Iran and North Korea targeted to join the club – whether they like the idea or not.

Thought for the day. So to generate a spot of sympathy (found in the dictionary right between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’) Dave ‘Two Holidays’ Scameron has let it be known in the public arena that he suffers from a 'phenomenally bad back'. A pity he twat doesn’t have to appear before the DWP / NHS contracted Atos Inquisition for a fitness to work assessment.
However, the gospel according to London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense, one of Posh Dave’s Oxford Uni’ chums, claims Dave’s back problem originated after someone slipped him a ‘roofie’ during an Bullingdon Dining Club bender one night, and he ended up shit-faced, debagged and gang-buggered.

Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Posh Dave Scameron or his ‘Hooray Henry’ limp wrested condition. However it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of 'universal credit' welfare benefits-deprived 'out-of-collar' Remploy workers, marginalised disabled persons disenfranchised by Atos assessments, shivering pensioners, struggling single Mums, second bedroom-taxed would-be suicide cases - and a legion of Syrian refugees - that the word CUNT comes pretty close.

As to this US-led (and now backed by the foul and foreign French) ZioNazi plot to saturate the Assad regime’s military sites with a barrage of Shitstreak cruise missiles, then little wonder the Biased Broadcasting Corp and contemporary mass media headlines are plastered with stories of zillions of Syrian refugees fleeing the country – North, South, East – and fucking West into the Med’ and swimming in the general direction of Cyprus - before the US Global Bully turns their once-pristine nation into a cluster bomb-strewn / toxic DU-contaminated landfill site.

To misquote the French Age of Enlightenment philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There will never be peace in the Middle East until the last remaining Israelite Zionist is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite crime cabal’s military-industrial scumbags.

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Mayan Calendar Fubar Fuelled Recession

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Whistle-blowing snitches inside the Office for National Statistics hallowed ‘Oracle of 20/20 Hindsight’ Department have leaked a damning 2013 fiscal half year report to press hacks at the Daily Shitraker, revealing that Broken Britain’s economy shrank by 0.278% in the six months period since April - fuelling fears that this might manifest as a ‘triple dip’ in the recession cycle and deal a veritable death blow to Broken Britain’s flatline economy.

(Ed: okay, cut the ‘recession’ bullshit – every fucker and their dog knows what a full scale Rothshite crime syndicate bankster-engineered global ‘depression’ looks like when it hangs around for four years. Yet another game plan strategy to advance the New World Order agenda and drive the 99% common herd proletariat further into collective credit debt / overdraft penury).

This surprise fall in output, unforeseen by the Treasury and our credibility-deficient Chancellor of the Exchequer, ‘Jeff’ Osborne, has been - in a pathetic attempt to belay the stigma of culpability – now squarely accredited to the flawed Mayan calendar prediction that everything was coming to a total End of the World / Rapture full stop on December 21st 2012 - hence prompting the gullible common herd to say ‘fuck it’ and shitcan every outstanding bill awaiting remittance – and hit the pay day loan sharks up for every penny that could be milked out of them – what bankster types refer to as ‘lots and lots of money’.

To wit, the Libservative Coalition, responding to the dire news contained in the leaked ONS report, is set to implement further draconian cuts to public spending and specifically that ear-marked for school budgets and social welfare benefits – thus sparking a hue and cry outpouring by political activist groups from the south coast to the Nonceland border – with Chancellor Osborne (an actual living / breathing public school educated (sic) prime example of Mother Nature’s failed experiment with intelligence-equipped bipeds) describing this latest round of budget cuts as necessary to confront the problems so the government can go on creating jobs for immigrants flowing into the UK from the EUSSR community’s eastern bloc.

Conversely New Labour's Hobbit wunderkind shadow chancellor Ed Ballsup opined to a press hack from the Debtocracy Gazette that "Forget all the propaganda bullshit and triple-dip recession crap – it’s an all-out depression and no two ways about it - whatever amount of political spin is thrown at the situation – and there’s no sign of recovery on the horizon for what horologists refer to as ‘a very long time’ – unless we have a Labour government running things again.”

“What aggravates this state of affairs is the fact we’re forced to keep tossing our taxpayer’s money into the EUSSR’s kitty to fuel their kleptocrat-infested Brussels and Strasbourg headquarters extravagances and this Mercedes expenses culture the bourgeoisie bureaucrats have adopted as the norm and their ordained and privileged right.”

Likewise, Frank McScrote, general secretary of the TUC, informed one reporter from the Knobheads Review that "Our economy took the first steps toward stagnation the day that old pederast twat Ted Heath coerced us into joining the Common Market – which has since morphed into this 28 member state EUSSR Federation monstrosity that seems founded on yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme – and a revised Malthusian concept of how to keep milking the cow without feeding it.”

“The rest of our fiscal fall from grace is all down to past Tory mismanagement and that mad menopausal maniac Maggie Twatcher - and her cabinet infested with fudging cottagers and kiddie fiddlers – getting a cob on with the unions and de-industrialising our once-soot and smog-cloaked sceptred isle – exchanging the word ‘Broken’ for ‘Great’ as the prefix to Britain.”

“So I ask this, how can a political party such as these sodding Tories – with a plethora of contradictions, lies, and inconsistencies infesting their campaign trail canvassing narratives, represent the interests of the taxpaying voters when they’re indebted to funding from the Fortune 500 index donors and their first priority is to represent non-constituency interests?”
“The UK’s entire political process is in the stranglehold of kikester-run big business – and none more so than the shifty shylock banksters, the armaments industry - and the agro-chemical and Big Pharma corporations – that’s who are running this country – and which puts us in the type of fiscal situation economists refer to as ‘Fucked’ – with a large capital F.”

In a pathetic attempt to deflect public and alternative media attention from the controversial ONS report and retain some semblance of ‘moral high ground’ credibility, Downing Street fielded the hapless International Development Secretary Justine ‘Piranha Teeth’ Greenthing to smooth troubled waters with an announcement that the UK is to provide a further £21 million nicker in new humanitarian aid for refugees caught up in the Syria civil war crisis - which the self-same Tory-dominated British government are fuelling.

Greenthing – the Tory MP for Slutney and the very same shit-for-brains former bog standard Transport Minister who made a total fuck of the Virgin Trains / Worst Group West Coast Mainline re-bid franchise contract due her being stricken with the IQ of a small potted plant and who continues to delude herself into believing the Tories won the 2010 election – informed a gaggle of amused press hacks that the aid would "help deliver life-saving winter clothing, food and medicine to Jordan - where Syrian refugees are arriving in unprecedented numbers.

Yeah right – how about some ‘life-saving’ winter clothing, food and medical care for the Big Issue vendors and the legions of homeless fuckers, forced through circumstances beyond their control, to end up sleeping rough around the streets of Broken Britain?

The moronic Greenthing added that according to UN reports, some 61,400 Syrians had arrived at the main Ras al Shithead refugee camp in Jordan over the last 24 hours – to escape the threatened bombardment of Shitstreak cruise missiles from US and French navy vessels lying off Syria’s Mediterranean coastline, ready to strike as soon as Pres’ Barky Obama gives the word.

Hmmm, 61,400 in a 24 hour period – civil war besides, obviously the Syrian roads are okay and the rapid transport system obviously one to be admired, if not envied, by any commuter-orientated Western nation – along with the cross border Jordanian immigration service.

However, Greenthing, in her genuine naivety and perhaps suffering another of her customary ‘blonde moments’ having not been advised of the negative ONS report findings on the sad state of the home nation’s economy, in her ignorance called on the government and British charitable institutions for more to be done to alleviate the purported Syrian refugee’s suffering.

Well Ms Greenthing, for a start have a word with your closet case bi-fudging Foreign Office colleague Willy Vague - and Philip ‘Dandruff’ Hammond over at the MoD - and tell the pair of duplicitous twats to stop supplying covert funds and arms to the fractious Free Syrian Army rebels that are causing this sectarian refugee catastrophe with their false flag Saudi-supplied sarin gas attacks on non-combatant civilian types.

The UK economy might well be in dire straits but regardless the FO and MoD are hell bent on squandering taxpayer’s cash to fund this proxy war and the homicidal rebel psychopaths posing as the Free Syrian Army.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.

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