UK Labour Party to ‘Freeze’ Pensioners

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Ruling Political Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: House of Conmans Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Official Labour Party (Anti-Free Speech) Press Release.

Given the dire state of public finances under (call me ‘Sir’) Kier Stammerer’s Labour Party ‘Makka Pakka’ economic policies - albeit part-inherited, ‘and’ part self-inflicted - the government is faced with difficult decisions to fix the foundations of the economy - so they can continued to hand-out monies to a host of Third World dumps and shitholes - while still maintaining the ‘set-in-stone’ anti-Moscow policy - by financing arms shipments to the corruption-ridden Ukraine administration.

Ergo, in these circumstances it is right that useless, non-contributing pensioners are targeted first and foremost - and their winter fuel payments cancelled, so Broken Britain, under the Labour government, can help fund Mr Zelensky’s Kiev-based Kleptocracy Party government, in his war against Russia’s Bad Vlad Putrid.

And that, mes amis, is the official stance from the once-upon-a-time boasted ‘Party of the People’ - as Labour slash OAP’s winter fuel payments - and leave pensioners to face widespread suffering and social exclusion - and a massive freezing household die-off this winter, as the sacred ‘energy bill support’ is axed by Stammerer’s political mafia.

Talk about hypocrisy with bells on - we should have seen this one coming - with Labour’s Sir ‘Two Tier Kier’ Stammerer - and the piranha-fanged Chancellor Rachel Reeves - jointly bending the knee to the Aslef train driver’s union pay rise demand for their 21,000 members - a jump of £9,000 to £69,000 quid per annum - for a four day working week - while slashing the established - and by comparison, miniscule - one-off £300 quid winter fuel payment subsidy that enables OAPs to keep warm through Food Bank Britain’s harsh ‘dark nights’ seasonal weather.

Albeit, Stammerer & Co beware, for even with frost-bitten toes and ice-blue fingers, Grandma and Grand-dad rank pensioners still maintain their voting franchise - and this ‘below the belt’ nation-wide anti-social ‘euthanasia’ depopulation Winter season hit on the over-65’s will have dire ballot box consequences for Labour - in forth-coming local and general elections - for time immemorial.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.