Roll the Climate Change Dice

Let us momentarily reflect on the knee jerk reactions of our media-panicked ‘in a state of constant alarm’ vulnerable - and ever-gullible - population, when force fed the ‘latest’ (sic) conjured self-shaming data regarding the human efforts required to achieve Net Zero and prevent the manifestation of a climate tipping apocalypse point - with the Gulf Stream / Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation system predicted to shit itself big-time, and crap out before Christmas.

Worse still, if the above manifests, the doomsayers claim our once-sacred planet shall to turn into a dust bowl - or an ice-encrusted frozen sphere - or the global land mass quite possibly sink below rising ocean waves as both polar icecaps shift into melt-down mode.

There again, due hard evidence lacking, no fucker or their dog is quite sure on any of the afore-mentioned planetary fubars - apart from the fact it will be one or the other - while nary a single consideration is directed at the fact the profit-linked corporate-driven faulty science speculation is all tits-up wrong and things might just stay the same - regardless of how much a compliant West does to achieve the net zero wet dream - while the hydrocarbon-addicted China, India, and Korea - et al a long list of like-minded ‘couldn’t give a fuck about the climate’ Third World dumps - continue to ignore the purported climate change dangers, and carry on polluting - business as usual.

Of course our Earth’s climate changes - nothing new there - no surprises - for a myriad of reasons - not least of which are the vagaries and moods of solar activity.

As per the ludicrous global warming scare of yesteryear - (go tell that to the Eskimos - and penguins) - that rarely gets a mention anymore - while we still get plagued with these more at scent than substance absurd climate change models - and contentious predictions - promoted by parties of self-interest with their trillion bucks net zero climate modification scams - er - sorry - schemes - all based on concocted meteorological statistics - and we don’t give a flying fuck what the algorithms say - Mother Earth shall still be around and surviving all that is thrown at Her - (perhaps sans any sign of Homo Sapiens) - long into the future - as She has these past billions of years - regardless of volcanoes, asteroid strikes, or ice sheet / polar cap shifts and ‘north is now west’ orbital tumbles.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.