The legal beagle sages staffing Bristol Crown Court, in their purported wisdom, while prudently reflecting on the current Woke joke equality, diversity and inclusionnpandemic affliction disabling the common sense reasoning functions of the Western civilisation (sic) populace in entirety, this week jailed one scally, Bradley McCarthy, for 20 months of hard labour - and a brutal diet of Woof Chunks, dog biscuits, and water - which apparently is more nourishing than the crap the prison kitchen chef (sic) rustles up as ‘food’.
The ginger-mingin McCarthorse, 34, from Knobhead-on-Sea, admitted to shouting at a police dog sniffing his crotch, saying ‘Don’t you dare bite me on the arse, yer mangy twat’ - which apparently upset Gromit, the canine in question, causing the distraught animal fear and alarm, during the riotous events of an anti-immigration demonstration in the city.
McCartwheel joined the brick-lobbing anti-migrant protests, which kick started in the wake of the 17-year old son of an African / Rwandan asylum-seeking family stabbing three young schoolgirls to death in Merseyside’s Southport - and wounding a clutch of other children - plus the adults attempting to protect them from the deranged onslaught.
Police later made a public appeal, requesting further incriminating information regarding the offender from the town's local lickspittle snitch and grasser community after issuing a photo of McCartshite - who apparently has previous criminal convictions for shouting at other dogs - and cats - around the neighbourhood - plus repeatedly standing in front of a Bristol pet shop window and shouting ‘Wake up, yer dozy twats - yer going round in circles’ at bowls of goldfish - and tapping on the glass to motivate a creep of Polynesian tortoises into standing on their hind legs and performing an acrobatic display.
No shit, Sherlock - we shudder at the thought of cogitating the prison sentence McCarthy might have copped if he’d shouted at the plod squad dog’s handler - and caused him / her fear and alarm too.
Let’s face it folks, Food Bank Britain’s 'two tier' justice system is an effin’ joke.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2nm5jgxlko
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