Saturday 20 July 2024

Labour’s Agenda for Pretty Perfect Britain

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Ruling Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Incompetence' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political idiocrasy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatian death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

On a par with an Old Testament Biblical epic, it came to pass that we now unfortunately have, yet again, a Labour government in power, with Sir Keir Stammerer as the leader of the tribe (as opposed to the previous sodomite scumbag war crim’, Tony Bliar) – pledging all manner of U-turn miracles, plus what-the-fuck-ever crosses his flip-flopping mind - touting a populist agenda is gonna end up kick starting an action replay of Waco - with Keir Koresh and his terminally-gullible leftie Branch Davidian ‘true believers’ all burning together at the next election - as Broken Britain takes Nigel Farage and Reform to their bosom.

No shit, Sherlock, this new Labour government - now leaving Platform 9, may well be treated to fawning adoration by the leftie media whores – but remain a fucking liability, and will manifest into one almighty, slow motion cluster fuck of a train wreck a few miles down the track as they impale themselves on their own fairy tale boasts – especially so with the likes of Stammerer and Fast Eddy ‘green deal’ Millipede – a pair of net zero, Woke joke rat wankers - being dybbuk-possessed - at the national helm of things, and directly relative for the responsible and efficient governmental oversight and management of Food Bank Britain. 

In a further bid to ease prison capacity, following the release of 90% of incarcerated scallies and assorted scrotes, Stammerer – an ex-DPP himself - (who failed to prosecute the notorious kiddie fiddling BBC celeb DJ - and fellow Freemason - Jimmy Savile) - plans to reset guidelines for sentencing Broken Britain’s villains - with threats of a 12 month probation order as a deterent to would-be murderers, and a very hard slap on the wrist with a wooden ruler for convicted burglars.

Que? WTF? Now more exaggerated bullshit from Labour – with Stammerer’s announcement viz their proposed home building agenda – to house all the illegal immigrants they’re ushering into Food Bank Britain - as citizens to be - and scheduling the fast-tracking of 90,000 asylum claims - so best plan to erect a strew of mosques for these heathens to perform their repetitive daily prayers.

Believe it or not – (better at ‘not’) – Labour’s Bob the Builder gang are going to erect 1.5 million houses in five years – across the length n breadth of our once-sceptred isle’s ever-shrinking Green Belt – and applying simple schoolkid maths, that translates as 821 homes to be built, to completion, every single day over the boasted five year window - or 1,150 per day, if the overworked Bob and his building team decide to take their weekends off.

Hmmm, hopefully they have Merlin the Magician – and Superman - employed on the bricklaying and roofing crews.

But this is simply more of Labour’s Kabuki theatre hyperbole - like Malice in Wonderland - 1:5 million new homes erected in five years - or are they actually talking tents?

To add further insult to injury, loopy Labour’s deputy leader, the ginger-mingin Mangela Rayner, boasted to gutter press news hacks that every city, town and village in Broken Britain will take their fair share of migrants - and local authorities must house successful asylum seekers who will be eligible for places in Labour’s 1.5 million head social housing scam - er (typo) - scheme.

Sir Keir sent his thanks to the mass media system for peddling scare-a-thon fantasies regarding the myths of CO2 global warming (now redundant) and the negative aspects of the climate change / rising sea levels scam - plus their bullshit half-truths viz the cost of renewables - all a deceptional ruse to force socio-political change – for control and profit, via economic and environmental fascist policies.

But when one has top dog politico leaders, per the ilk of Fishy Sunak and Keir the Stammerer being members of a political elitist class, they become increasingly divorced from the lives of ordinary working people – aka ‘us - the tax-paying worker / voters’.

Labour’s shit-fer-brains choice for an Energy Secretary, the talentless Ed Millipede, has just morphed into 'eco-zealot' mode and given the green light to the biggest solar farm on our once-sceptred isle - with more green belt gone the way of the Dodo - claiming that his proposed Sunnica solar farm in East Anglia will drastically slash electricity bills for the voting classes.

As is often the case with politicians, the opposite is true, due the in-yer-face fact that solar farms produce next to zero electricity in the winter months, due the fact it’s dark for around 16 hours a day, and when a watery Sun might shine on through, the UV / IR rays are weak and half-arsed hidden behind thick cloud - hence the need for back-up electricity generation - with good ole besmirched - albeit tried n tested - Old King Coal - and oil fired generators - to the rescue.

Solar energy makes perfect sense in tropical countries, such as the North Africa Sahara regions, but building solar farms in Britain is a no-fucking-brainer.

To wit, essentially two electricity generation facilities will have to be constructed and operated, one for the summer and one for the winter, which will increase electricity bills for families, and not cut them.

For a hard truth fact, subsidies to companies operating solar farms and wind farms is the reason electricity bills in Britain are amongst the most padded, and outrageous,  in the world - with the hapless population of Food Bank Britain paying five times as much for electricity per unit consumed as China, and double that of the good ole US of A.

But to the empathy-deficient new green deal / net zero eco-zealot cult holding sway in the House of Conmans, and sodomite-infested civil service - all in the palms crossed with silver thrall of big corporate influence, they don’t give a flying fuck for the useless eating public - nor do the mass media gutter press and tv channels that peddle scare-a-thon horror stories viz global warming, and disseminate half-truths regarding the oh-so-low cost of ‘King’s ransom’ renewables.

The bullshit tale goes that these caring corporate wankers wish for Broken Britain to be a world leader in Net Zero - and don’t give a shit about the price the rest of us poor fuckers have to pay for this utterly pointless ambition - for our wholly de-industrialised nation - (once the leader of the Industrial Revolution - and creator of the largest Empire history has known - and on which the Sun never set) - is responsible for only 1% of global CO2 emissions, so even if we achieved Net Zero tomorrow, this would have fuck all measurable impact on global temperature rises or fluctuations in sea levels.

There again, the whopper-popper CO2 emitters, such as the People’s Utopia of  China (30% of global CO2 emissions) and the good ole US of A, (10% of global CO2 emissions), turn a blind eye - and deaf ear - to Net Zero accord supplications - while continuing to build and operate fossil-fuel power stations.

Unlike solar farms and wind farms, these power stations are both cheap and reliable, and operate every hour of every day, come summer (air con) or winter (heating) - thus the key reason domestic electricity consumption bills for Chinese and American families are that much lower than British households.

Ergo, so keep in mind, come the next general election , for a national government, ignore the Tory and Labour party tick boxes - and scribe your X in the box of the common sense-led ‘Fuck Net Zero Party’.

https://dailysceptic.org/2024/07/19/this-is-why-electricity-costs-twice-as-much-in-britain-as-in-the-usa/

https://dailysceptic.org/2024/07/18/dont-fall-for-the-governments-latest-heat-pump-con/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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