Monday, 29 April 2024

Labour: Vote-4-Us Election Pledges

Yep, it’s political silly season once again, with the Tory Nasty Party’s leader, (sic) PM Fishy Sunak, finally securing political agreement for, and a most questionable air of legality to, the shipping of visa-deficient, Channel-hopping, scrounging wetback immigrants straight off Food Bank Britain’s south coast beaches onto a series of Bye-Bye Air charter flights to the far African exotic exile destination of Rwanda – sans any pause for a change of dry clothes, a free meal, or topped-up freebie cell phone to ‘call home’.

That’s the word from Downing Street, folks. Do not pass Go. Do not collect £200. Get straight on the plane – and off to Rwanda with you – faster than shit through a proverbial goose. And if you are an actual illegal African migrant who hails from the DRC, then tough shit – you’ll be back – geographically right next door - from where you started out.

To wit, therein lies today’s lesson – should have stayed in ‘safe haven’ France – an ‘illegal immigrant tolerant’ destination – plus the weather’s much better than Food Bank Britain’s.

At the opposing end of the silly season spectrum, and obviously suffering from a protracted bout of the ideological delusion malady that is currently doing the political rounds of 2024 pre-election Broken Britain – we have a blatant display of voter popularity over-confidence from New Labour’s most questionable leadershit - with Sir Keir Stammerer proclaiming – for the public record – that he expects to renationalise ‘most’ / ‘nearly all’ passenger rail services within five years – ‘when’ his party are elected – and too deliver a ‘best-price ticket guarantee’ - ensuring the lucky passengers automatically pay the lowest possible amount for tickets, when making contactless payments.

Hmmm, all sounds so sweet and great – but that, mon ami, is one fucking big ego bubble which requires popping – and swap out this oh-so pretentious ‘when’ election victory factor for ‘if’.

Really, is this Sir Keir’s updated ‘Vote for Us’ canvassing call? One of Labour pledging to renationalise ‘most’ - or ‘nearly all’ - passenger train rail services within five years – and cure the current inefficient and fragmented system that continues to fail – and outrage – schedule-reliant passengers.

That’s us, by the way - der untermenschen - the / common herd ‘useless eaters’.

Ergo, we advise a keen eye on the ‘most’ / ‘nearly all’ passenger services terminology part of Stammerer’s promise. There again, ask a politician anything – and if you elicit a straight – and complete – answer, congratulations.

Whatever, this amounts to no more than an electioneering Labour playing to a gullible ‘forest vs trees’ voter crowd; for the stupid part is the fact that if they don’t nationalise the lot – the whole caboodle - as per British Rail status of the glorious past, then it won’t work.

First lesson for Sir Keir & Co, they need to remember that Mussolini’s great claim to fame viz ‘making the trains run on time’ was bullshit – as is this boast of completely integrating ‘most’ of our railway system into ‘pubic’ ownership – but there again sans any plans to renationalise rail freight - or the rolling stock corporations, or the nationwide spread of actual ‘physical’ rails, and all peripheral equipment – the things the trains run on – just this enigmatic ‘most’ /’nearly all’ passenger train ‘operating’ services.

This is Labour at its worst – with these more at scent than substance pledges – and Sir Keir ‘flip-flopping’ at every turn; for none of these hare-brained schemes bear the essence of having been thought through - nor any review of the essential economic and logical reasoning that formulated the harsh decisions to implement those drastic cuts to the passenger train industry in the Beeching slasher days of the 1960’s.

Yet here we have Herr Stammerer, assuming the Herculean task of reversing the Curse of Dr Beeching. Hmmm, anything related to Broken Britain’s railway service and the Aslef / RMT rail union’s tentative choke hold on the entire operations of the industry, it appears more like the Curse of Beeching morphing into the Curse of Sisyphus.

Conversely Labour's shadow transport secretary, the feather-brained – and pink-coiffured – (send in the clowns) - Louise ‘Dingbat’ Haigh – (founder of the Sheffield Halitosis Society) – a person who apparently once took a train from Sheffield to London – and hereafter claims she is hence a bona fide ‘qualified rail expert’ – and just the very person to expedite this re-nationalisation mission.

As mentioned above, one sore thumb stumbling block definitely lies with rail union Aslef, and their never-ending pay disputes – and whom this very same Ms ‘Pinkie’ Haig has not met with in over a year – a worker representative body she privately (and perhaps rightly) refers to as a ‘bunch of money-grubbing scrotes’.

Altternately, the RMT’s renta-slob of a general secretary, Mick Lynch, opined to one press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that Labour's plan to bring train operating companies into a publicly-owned network was in the best interests of railway workers, passengers and the taxpayer – as Labour, and the RTM’s big mate Sir Keir, have secretly pledged to give in to strikes and outrageous pay raise demands.

Oh my, a Great British Railways revamp – run by ego-fuelled Shitehall bureaucraps - and not rail specialists - with this nationalisation factor forever representing a political, rather than a practical, solution to the privatised shit service problems.

Since the dark days of the Beeching axe and privatisation, four major operators, including TransPennine Express, have been taken back under public control and run by the government's Operator of Last Resort model – with Practical Pig Trains ceasing to trade in 2003, following the Baconsfield derailment disaster - while the remaining gamut of franchise operators - a gaggle of arch quangocrat cronies and their henchmen hang in there, hoping for some mega-buck government payout – with these including Southern Discomfort Trains; Ripoff Rail; Rattle-Track; Snail-Rail; Sardine Mainline; Notwork Rail; Inter-Shitty; Caledonian Creeper; Jarvis Junk Rail; and First Crapita Connect.

Okay, fair dibs all round. The Tory gang are as much use as tits on a bull, and long past their ‘two year social tolerance’ use by date; and the Lib-Dums more at scent than substance as a political threat – even if they formed a coalition with the Greenies and the Pancake Tuesday Moralist Party - but the Labour gang under this self-promoting, pro-Zionist Israel stooge of a dog wanker, Keir Stammerer – really?

Is this is what we can expect from the Labour leadershit of today? A massive Maoist style Great Leap Forward, from the corrupt stench of Tony Bliar’s tenure, or the moronic likes of Gordon Broon - - to this ex-Director of Pubic Prosecutions – Sir Keir – a knighted political creature possessed by lofty ambitions?

Let us not forget it was this incompetent at the helm of our sceptred isle’s justice system who, for reasons best known to himself, repeatedly avoided prosecuting the notorious – and well exposed – serial rapist and pederast celebrity DJ, Jimmy Savile.

But that is our bureaucrap and political class. Both the Lower House of Conmans, and the Upper House of Frauds dosspit amount to no more than ego-massaging asylums, ignoring class act incompetence while catering to the established practice of hierarchical corruption and acts of political treachery.

No shit, Sherlock, now we have this current Sir Keir Stammerer ‘reborn’ – leader of a political party - dynamic ‘and’ pragmatic, all in the same concise package – with these stellar, rare Earth attributes having rubbed off onto his ginger-mingin deputy also – none other than the tax-dodging Mangela Bowen-Rayner – a woman with more homes that Madonna – and doesn’t live in any of them.

Next up on the loopy Labour boast-a-thon agenda we have the wankers pledging to rekindle the ‘money pit’ steel industry in Welsh Wales – with the party’s Shadow Secretary for Wales, Jo ‘Blood on Yer Hands’ Stevens – another true political dingbat – vowing to invest an additional £2.5 billion quid - (doubtless borrowed from Basel’s Bank of International Scrounging – or some like vulture fund borrower of disrepute – such as Pound of Flesh Investments – or St Mammon’s Bank of Filthy Lucre) - for UK steel (or is that Welsh Steel?) in the first term of a Sir Keir-led government – whoops, excusez moi – a ‘Labour’ government – due the loss of steel-making representing a threat to Broken Britain’s national security.

There you have it, folks, Labour election promises – more at scent than any realistic substance – and we speculate as to why Sir Keir has dropped the preceding New to the New Labour handle of Tony Bliar’s leadershit days of power – as he flip-flops around, promoting Labour as the patriotic political group of the country.

What a disingenuous wanker he actually is - incapable of modesty or circumspection – fails to foresee the inevitable pitfalls of his arrogance - and let us not forget, Stammerer was the traitor who tried to block Brexit and keep Britain in the EUSSR, under the Brussels jackboot – and to this day, sans shame, panders to the Euro-Woke joke cult.

No shit, I get an anaphylactic shock reaction from the political corruption and blatant connivance of elected House of Conmans officials – (with the entire shebang egged on and supported by their pals in the Upper House of Frauds dosspit) - that no epi-pen shot in the heart can fix – and only gain relief from the application of repeated doses of logic and common sense – and the so-rare exposure, arrest, shaming and imprisonment – or ritual seppuku - of the guilty parties.

To sum up and close, we collectively shake our heads in dismay at this flyblown, septic reality that a corrupt Labour leadershit has evolved into since the ‘can do’ ( and ‘did do’) - days of the previous Keir – (Hardie) founder of the Labour Party circa 1900 – with the noxious likes of Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and the inept ‘Stoker Jim’ Callaghan, and let’s not overlook prime evil itself - Tony Bliar - bringing the party into total disrepute, void of any format of trustworthiness nor credibility – and subject to the moronic ineptitude of repeated party mismanagement – a factor multiplied to the power of ten by Gordon ‘Incompetence’ Broon – and now this current ‘wannabe’ wanker, Sir Keir - since Jimbo Corbyn was ousted for being a bit ‘too left’ – of acceptable left.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68889345

https://www.gbnews.com/opinion/wales-steelmaking-closure-security-threat-labour-jo-stevens

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday, 26 April 2024

UK - Rough Sleeping Criminalised

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nutty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Political Sleaze’ – a timely scandalous exposé of House of Conmans 'cross party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, a sad state of affairs exists wherein actual ‘real deal’ – (and fully documented) - British ‘born n bred’ citizens - down on their luck - alcoholism / mental illness /  redundant / unemployed -  victims of circumstance – whatever - specifically ‘vulnerable persons – including women, as well as men – who have fallen on hard times, penniless, become homeless, and sleeping rough - are to be criminalised for this de facto state of unfortunate affairs under a set of laws being currently drafted into the Criminal Justice Bill by overpaid scrotes and other assorted parasites and jobsworths infesting the Shitehall bureaucracy and Parliament’s House of Conmans assembly.

Alas, a fact, that our own homeless are being branded criminals, while hundreds, in fact thousands, of illegal wetback foreign migrants are washing up on the south coast shores of our once-sacred Isle of Albion – kitted out with Border Force souvenir life jackets and escorted safely to dry land by the very same not fit for purpose ‘Borders’ agency - then hosted in hotels – fed n clothed n handed pocket money – and topped-up cell phones - (so ET can ‘phone home’ – and tell all their scrounging relatives to come n join them) – all thanks to ECHR regulations that, regardless of post-Brexit Britain no longer being a member state of the totalitarian EUSSR community, legally oblige us to be nice to visa-deficient foreign flotsam asylum seeking refugee types arriving here on a mass beg-a-thon mission.

There again, viz warm n loving social care for their own tax-paying registered voters – inclusive of unemployed and homeless citizens – the Tory Nasty Party – or the New Labour gang – neither gives a flying fuck – apart from the occasional electioneering platitudes – and downright lies.

As to the Lib-Dums – they are – as the title implies -  too dumb to conceive what actual homelessness means – while the Greenies are of a mind that sleeping rough – i.e. outdoors, is a healthy pursuit, and more should be doing it – whereas the charitable likes of Crisis, Amnesty UK and the Big Issue soldier on regardless with their thankless tasks – sans official funding.

The gospel according to the front page banner headlines of the Daily Shitraker news sheet, the Tory gang’s Home Secretary, James Cleverly, (Cleverly – is that some kind of word name-game joke?) - is coming under increasing pressure to rethink plans to clamp down on nuisance rough sleeping in England and Wales.

Yeah, just gotta love the terminology: ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ - being unwashed and a bit smelly – due a lack of laundry facilities; or a shower, soap and towel; or a flush crapper and bidet – or even a roll of toilet paper – and the threat of a fine of £2,500 nicker issued to any person carrying an ‘excessive bad smell’ - aka being a bit stinky.

Hmmm, this ‘nuisance rough sleeping’ terminology is disturbing.

A nuisance to who exactly? A whingeing public possessed of a warm bed to go home to – or the hapless victim of life’s cruel circumstances, dossing down in a cold and draughty shop doorway for the night - due the fact our government can’t organise a workable social security system that caters for the homeless – and better still, keep industry and commerce fired up so every fucker, and their proverbial dog, remain gainfully employed - and never homeless – unless by individual 'rejection of society' free will choice.

Regardless, it is a sad circumstance that results from government mismanagement of the social-economic affairs of state – yet is anyone considering those not simply labelled as unemployed and penniless, and homeless - but the hapless population contingent who are physically disabled or mentally incapable of self-care – for they are many.

Are they to be criminalised also?

Ergo, let’s just take a couple of steps back into our recent past history of zero social care - the Napoleonic Wars era, and the early Dickensian days – aka the ever-present Dark Ages - when the profitable trade of African slavery was still a money-spinning pursuit everyone wanted to invest in – apart from William Wilberforce and Thomas Clarkson, and their Clapham Sect.

For it was during this time frame the government of the day conjured up the 1824 Vagrancy Act – passed by the Tory government of Slime Minister, Robert Banks Jenkinson – Earl of Scouseland - a period of our history not quite remembered as an enlightened era – during which branded begging and rough sleeping a criminal offence - even for war-injury disabled veterans.

Okay, socio-economic circumstances have changed drastically in the last 200 years – but for the better – or the worse? Though no more poorhouses – where at least one could grab a stale crust or two - or maybe a straw mattress bed for the night.

The negative aspects viz the proposed measures in this Criminal Justice Bill will allow Plod Squad grunts to ‘move on’ (sic) nuisance rough sleepers – specifically those engaged in ‘aggressive begging’ - and, if they do not comply, issue a fine or arrest them.

Que? WTF? First it’s ‘nuisance rough sleeping’, now we have this ‘aggressive begging’ crime? Who the fuck is going to define that social misdemeanour – the numpty Plod Squad? One might consider the established legal terminology for an act of ‘aggressive begging’ might fall under ‘mugging’ or ‘armed robbery’ – not simply tugging at some passers-by sleeve – or hanging onto their coat tails by the teeth.

Fer fuck’s sake, what a pathetic situation, when we have the entire lower House of Conmans collective of 650 mixed gender scallies – all too busy bickering – or asleep – or absent and working from home – or simply fucking the cat in general – who couldn’t organise a blow job in a raunchy Bangkok massage parlour between them – let alone emergency shelter or housing or a bowl of soup and a stale bun for individuals or families stricken by these unfortunate circumstances – while blowing the mega-bucks that might finance a homeless assistance fund by squandering such monies on armaments to the Ukraine – just to piss Russia and Bad Vlad Putrid off – and on RAF fighter jets tasked with roaming the near eastern skies and shooting down Iranian drones heading for the rogue Zionist state of Israel.

Conjecture and speculation besides, and more to the point – and here no fucker has thought this one through - how the fuck is this Criminal Justice Bill gonna have a positive outcome?

The Plods are going to be rounding up rough sleepers – these homeless souls arrested and prosecuted, hence criminalised and fined mega-bucks - when they don’t have the funds to feed or house themselves – and paying court-issued fines will be way down their list of fiscal priorities – with fine payment default and prison being an all-round better option.

There, at least, they have dry shelter, a warm bed, can get bathed, clothed, medicated, and fed – plus a baccy allowance – to trade or smoke.

Hmmm, home away from home (said in context) with a prison library for reading matter, tv set in the cell, board games galore, and gym time, if so desired. Yep, beats sleeping rough in some drafty, damp, alley – or shop doorway of a night-time – with the urban fox population sniffing at your feet – plus getting pissed on by roaming tomcats.

Well, that’s the latest scheme of things from our control freak government – criminalise the homeless.

So, WTF next, we might inquire, following in this blatant, dystopian and copycat vein of the totalitarian states of NorKor, and the People’s Utopia of China – internment at forced labour camps for the unemployed?

Don’t laugh, for if this Criminalisation of the Homeless passes muster, sans public revolt, then it is simply a natural progression from the fate of the rough sleepers to the ‘useless eater’ unemployed demographic.

To wit, so much for our government, our Parliamentary assembly, if the future solution to any social problem they cannot conjure up a quick fix for, they now intend to criminalise?

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday, 22 April 2024

Conspicuous Jewishness now a Crime?

Hark the latest antics of the perennially-blighted ‘Fuckups-R-Us’ Met’ Plod Squad - not exactly renowned for the intelligence or tact of their street-pounding, uniformed Bluebottle ranks - and, as of late, being caught up in this prevailing, fetid miasma of Woke cult ideology - have been slapped with yet another political correctness failure cum racist-sectarian discrimination complaint-storm, which has gone ballistic across the social media ethernet on a global scale – inciting calls for the ineffectual Met boss, the knighted ‘Sir’ Mark Rowley-Powley, to commit Shogun-style ritual seppuku, and impale himself on his own police issue truncheon.

Regardless of the afore-mentioned intended remedial action of closing the barn door after said horse has bolted, the hue and cry has since evolved to a critical mass state of affairs, with the Tory Nasty Party’s Policing Minister, Chris Philip, getting a Downing Street boot up his own slack arse, and being ordered to have the Met hierarchy retract some earlier vacuous and dismissive 'victim blaming' excuse that was viewed as offensive.

To this effect Minister Philp informed press hacks he would meet with Sir Mark, and discuss his imminent reassignment – to the local Whitehall Job Centre.

Conversely, the Met’s initial ‘whoops, sorry - apologies all round’ response has merely resulted in the issue of further grovelling, ass-kissing redress - plus a round of self-flagellating atonements - for causing gross racial 'offence' in response to one thick-as-pig-shit plod referring to some bloke with a big schnoz and a kippah as 'openly Jewish' – apparently due his ‘flagrant display of Jewishness’ – (whatever the fuck that is) – and being cautioned he would be arrested if he did not promptly ‘exit stage left’ and depart the pro-Palestine march area - due the blatant fact he was ‘openly Jewish’ and his presence was antagonising the goody-goody protest marchers.

Okay, from a politically-neutral and common sense standpoint, go and work that quantum-entangled mess out, if yer can.

No shit, Sherlock - Nazi propaganda supremo, Joseph Goebbels, would doubtless be over the Moon and multi-orgasmic on hearing a report of racist -sectarian two-tier policing - with Palestinian protesters and their supporters being given undue leniency by the Met’s Plod Squad and, conversely, so too inciting precisely what the Kosher Nostra’s Zionist-Israeli ‘victim cult’ and the Board of Deputies of British Jews thrives on – octane-boosted, industrial scale anti-Semitism.

WTF was this ‘Jewish-looking’ person wearing to cause such a negative reaction from Sergeant NW 377? A yellow star on his jacket – or a kippah with flashing ‘I’m a Kike’ strobe light fitted to the front – or a Red Sea Pedestrian t-shirt – or waving a Star of David banner – or simply holding a ‘Fuck Palestine’ sign?

Hmmm, to all intents and purposes, none of the above – he simply looked ‘conspicuously Jewish’.

The Metropolitan Police’s Deputy Assistant Commissioner for Apologies, Glenda McSlagg, informed one gutter press hack from the Fuckwits Gazette that “we have reflected on the intensity and passion of the negative public response to our previous apology statement, and have decided to issue a second – and this time a truly-profound, and sincere, admission of remorse - for causing even further offence due our first hare-brained apology - regarding this IQ-deficient police officer’s use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ sparking public outrage – from Jews, Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, and Pancake Tuesday Adventists alike.’

‘We, as the assigned keepers of law and order in our capital city, must hold our hands up and concede fault; for being Jewish is not a provocation, and Jews must be able to feel safe in London – regardless of the sad and contrary fact that Muslim Palestinian civilians are no longer safe living in the Gaza Strip – or anywhere else in what was the sovereign state of Palestine, prior to the 1948 theft of their entire country by the Zionist Edomite Mafia usurpers exercising their Balfour Declaration pledged manifest destiny excuse to reclaim their Promised Land – and applying the IDF’s genocidal Dahiya Doctrine strategy where required’.

The Plod Squad found itself at the centre of this faux pas backlash when video footage of the disturbing incident circulated online – (faster than shit through a goose snorting Hex-Lax powders) - of the IQ-deficient NW377 plod accosting a certain Mr Gideon Falter, chief censor of his ‘one man and a dog’ Campaign Against Antisemitism ‘charity’ (sic) in the vicinity of a pro-Palestine rally.

Tens of thousands of pro-Palestine protesters had gathered in London to call for a ceasefire in the Gaza Strip – and thus an end to the Israeli military using innocent Muslim Palestinian women and children for target practice, claiming they looked a bit ‘Hamas-ish’ - plus the inhuman treatment and brutalisation of Palestinian inmates by psycho guards at Israel’s Megiddo Prison.

Albeit the main bone of contention was to impress on Fishy Sunak’s pro-Israeli Tory Nasty Party government to stop all arms sales to the land-grabbing Zionist state – weapons and munitions which, under the leadershit of the Likit Party’s Crime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo – (the wannabe Zion King) - have directly contributed to a current casualty figure in excess of 34,000 Palestinian civilians slaughtered by the Zionist IDF military since October 7 2023, at this morning’s latest ‘dead count’.

In the video, Numpty Plod 377 clearly states, sans any format of ambiguity: “You are quite openly Jewish, but this is a pro-Palestinian Muslim support protest march, and while I’m not accusing you of anything – like a non-hate crime – you are breaching the peace – and I’m concerned about a possible negative and violent reaction to your obvious Jewish presence – wearing a yarmulke skull cap, and waving your big 'Shifty Shylock' Semite schnozzer around.”

To add further insult to injury, PC Dipshit’s equally fascist twat of an IQ-stunted accomplice, PC Scrote, then threatened Falter with, quote: ‘You will be escorted out of this area so you can go about your business, go where you want freely – or, if you choose to remain here, you are causing a breach of peace against these other people, and you will be arrested."

Yeah, just sniff the air, and catch a transient scent of history – specifically the stench of a Hitlerian, Nazi-dominated Germany circa January 1933, and the anti-Jewish pogroms getting kick-started.

Ergo, pro-Palestinian marches and protests are being viewed as provocative by those of the Jewish faith and political Zionist sympathisers, and too, those of a mind to support Israel’s outrageous land thefts, and the litany of human rights abuses visited on the hapless heads of the marginalised and disenfranchised Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.

Apologising for the lack of tact and language used by the officers, the Met Police's initial statement inferred that opposition protesters who turn up at pro-Palestine marches must realise that their presence is provocative, and they are increasing the likelihood of inciting altercation by lining the route and objecting to any format of criticism of the rogue state of Zionist Israel’s land thefts - or their indiscriminate mass murder of Palestinian non-combatant Muslim civilians – specifically women and children - and the bombing the entire Gaza Strip coastal enclave back to the Stone Age, and a landfill site crater status - on the off-chance some sneaky Hamas terrorist type might be hiding there.

In the wake of the Met’s ‘Apology #2’ the Jewish community-aligned Campaign Against Antisemitism joined with their Enough is Enough pro-Israel campaign group, and issued its response to this follow-up ‘very sorry’ statement – which they jointly slammed as ‘being atrocious’ – for claiming we look 'quite openly Jewish' as we walk down the street to our local synagogue - or go shopping at the Mile End Road’s Kosher Kippah grocery store.

The CAA spokesperson further stated for the record, that, in their unqualified and biased opinion, the situation had become highly toxic and dissed the Met’ Plod Squad’s hierarchy for allowing these pro-Palestine protest marches to become normalised – as a result of which London was now unsafe for Jewish people to walk in the streets of their own city – much as it is for Palestinian Muslim civilians to do so in what little remains of their own Palestinian homeland since the Yawm al Nakbh (Day of the Catastrophe) of 1948.

Conversely, a senior Met Plod opined to press hacks that the use of the term ‘openly Jewish’ by one of our uniformed clots was hugely regrettable and may well have caused offence to a host of ‘conspicuously Jewish’ persons.

‘Being Jewish in this city – or any city – or town – or backwater village – in our Food Bank Britain should not be viewed as a cause of provocation - and Jewish Londoners must be able to feel safe in this, our capital city – much as we would expect Palestinian Muslims to feel safe in their now greatly-diminished enclaves of the West Bank Territories and Gaza Strip.’

Hmmm, to raise the subject of gross hypocrisy, this is about as silly as it gets – for the complaints comes from the very same Campaign Against Antisemitism group that demands others are censored and silenced of any and all criticism of the rogue Zionist state of Isra-Hell – or referencing the fact it was the Jewish Sanhedrin hierarchy of Jerusalem who coerced the Roman Governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate, into having Jesus, the son of God and our Christian Messiah, nailed to two big pieces of wood for simply preaching that people should be nice to each other - yet now have the brazen hubris to complain the Met Plod Squad are censoring, and silencing, them.

Yep, the Campaign Against ‘Anti-Semitism’, eh? Yet another worldly item hijacked by the Chosen People as exclusively theirs, and corrupted to a perverted definition from the original ‘Semitic’ – denoting a diverse Afro-Asiatic language grouping spoken by more than 270 million people across the Middle East and North Africa, and the Horn of Africa – with the most widely spoken of the Semitic language groups being Arabic (206 million speakers), Amharic (27 million), Hebrew (a minority 7 million), Tigrinya (6.7 million), and Aramaic (2.2 million).

There again, the real story - and Truth be told – Falter’s rehearsed zealot theatre performance achieved the ‘victim’ objective he set out to provoke, and cause outrage – and video recorded being cautioned by the plods - (plus a bonus of being racially abused too) – whereas this ‘openly Jewish’ person’s media narrative is a concoction of porky pies – for he was antagonising the march’s attending plod squad presence by trying to push past the officers and cross the road, through the middle of the marching protesters – with the plods initially demonstrating restraint, and even offering to take him – (yet nary a mention of his accompanying group of ‘Openly Thuggish’ in-close bodyguard security, all bent on causing some Palestinian-bashing aggro’) - to a more appropriate crossing point - where they wouldn't risk kick starting World War III.

https://news.sky.com/story/sky-news-footage-reveals-new-details-of-exchange-between-police-and-antisemitism-campaigner-called-openly-jewish-13120104

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4n19j892neo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68856360

https://www.gbnews.com/news/met-police-apology-jewish-manoffence-campaign-against-antisemitism

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Friday, 19 April 2024

Climate Apocalypse by Christmas?

What duff science bollocks these Just Stop Traffic ‘doomsayer’ dog wanker, eco-warriors – terminally infected with the latter day Woke mind virus - quote viz their purported environmentally-progressive ‘Save the Planet’ campaign - and the more at scent than substance claims of mass climate breakdown caused by some hapless family guy – or gal – possessed of zero sense of social responsibility - switching on their gas central heating to keep the house from morphing into an ‘ice cave’ – plus using their CO2-belching car for the school run, then driving to and from work.

To add to the blatant lack of contrary hard evidence they ignore while spouting utter global warming / negative climate change nonsense, these self-righteous tossers – both the Just Stop Traffic and their Extinction Rebellion cohorts - are loud in the ‘We are Right and You are Wrong’ declamation message they peddle – a factor endorsed and exacerbated by Food Bank Britain’s ‘in-opposition’ New Labour cabal.

Under the leadershit of ‘call me Sir Keir’ - and in an effort to win votes - plus a modicum of popularity – Stammerer has taken to playing socio-political parkour – while brandishing his courtroom skills to parry and dodge answering the questions asked – or telling the Truth – he has now publicly agreed with, and supports, their campaign - further pledging Labour is committed to no new oil and gas extraction licences being issued for onshore or offshore exploration or extraction around the British Isles – when (more at ‘if’) his party win the next general election.

Ergo, so WTF actually is the Just Stop Everything gang’s ‘religious fervour’-driven message of ‘if we don’t act now we won’t see another Christmas?’

Anthropogenic activity’s negative effect on the environment is the direct – and singular - cause of global warming and climate change – (go tell that to the Eskimos and penguins) - causing crops to literally rot away in the ground – which morphs into a situation where parents are unable to feed their children – (or, one logically supposes, even themselves).

So too say the collectively delusional Greenie cult: “We’re facing 40C degrees of heat and no food on the Greedy Grocer supermarket shelves, and have to get serious about a return to the Dark Ages - by turning civilisation’s clock back a couple of millennia.”

Well, 40C in northern Europe might be a wee bit too warm for turnips n swedes n rhubarb – so how about we adjust our agricultural mindset, and plant tropical crops?

Hmmm, ‘no answer’ was the reply to that one.

Fer fuck’s sake – it’s 40C-plus each day around the equatorial belt and every sod n their dog (and cat) manage to feed themselves – plus export mega-tons of rice and delicious fruits and veggies to their North-bound Western customers.

There again, these shit-fer-brains eco-activists have a zero comprehension hard-on against CO2 – the gas of Life for flora – without which plants and trees – all greenery - withers and dies.

Ergo the afore-mentioned paragraph’s point on adjusting agricultural methodology is rather mute, as sans CO2, the papayas and melons and mangoes – and rice – will be going the same way as the swedes and turnips.

Sorry, boys n girls – time to get back to common sense and logic, for planetary scale global warming and negative effect climate change has sweet fuck all to do with human activity or industrial pollution and all to do with the cyclic moods and vagaries of our Solar Mistress – aka the Sun - that great fiery ball we orbit once every 365:25 days.

Okay, what these clowns want – not just for their pretty perfect selves, but to force upon the rest of a reluctant – and critical thinking – humanity is a latter day meteorological Inquisition, demanding that we ditch, in the main, coal, gas and oil (and their manyfold industrial, household and medical derivatives) and rely on wind turbine and solar panel farm generated electricity to replace these duly-denounced and condemned pariah fuels.

Right on, so let us hope the sun shines and the wind blows - or else the lights go out, the computers shut down – along with the televisions, the dialysis machines ‘grind’ to a stop – and that is just the sore thumb, ‘in-yer-face’ obvious crap.

Sans the ‘from coal’ coke derivative fuel source for blast furnaces, steel production is a thing of the past – hence no more wind turbine blades or masts - and also goes the required furnace heat source to treat silica sands and form solar panel glass – hence no more solar panel farms.

Really, did any of these Just Stop Traffic and Extinction Rebellion onanists do their science records homework, and think this one through?

Obviously not, for mankind’s science doesn’t quite advance at a rate that we can simply dump – make redundant – power source fuels – specifically oil, gas and coal – and replace it with technologically-novel and still-in-development solar and wind sources that are unreliable, and of a far less generational potential than these traditional ‘tried n tested’ – and now reviled – carbon-base origin supplies.

More so, with our current level of technology – and the pathetic state of public finances – depleted to poverty level on military aid to the Ukraine, and caring for scrounging illegal migrant types; any chance of achieving this net zero target by 2030 – or 2050 – and even 20-anytime – is more at scent than substance – and any memory of these eco-warriors  shall go the way of our old pal, the Dodo – and in their case, being of tinpot inconsequence, forgotten – apart from, perhaps, their ridiculous M25 road block antics – which we must duly confess to deriving great entertainment – albeit having seen better organised riots.

Why the fuck are they not pushing for reliable – and zero carbon clean - (apart from the occasionally Chernobyl or Fuckupshima style disasters) - nuclear power plants – the atomic fuel source that just keeps on giving.

The gospel according to weather ‘scientists’ (sic) with their own agendas - a deadly 48C degree heatwave across West Africa and the Sahel was not down to an El Niño effect - and impossible without human-induced climate change – as developed nations burning fossil fuels were responsible for raising temperatures up to 1.4C higher than normal.

(Que? Normal – who in the eco-activist camp decides WTF is ‘normal’?)

Ergo, sans this 1.4C degrees rise purportedly caused by human / industrial activities, then a regular, ambient temperature of 46.6C is okay and quite liveable, and no fucker is going to sweat their bollocks off and dehydrate to a parchment condition – and crumble to dust - before lunch?

To wit, and to close, we are hence expected to swallow this fictional ‘official science assessment’ that two car families in Europe and the good old US of A, indiscriminately driving their kids to and from school, and themselves to the office on a daily basis are the cause of what these twats term climate change.

But nary a mention that this atmospheric pollution factor may just be contributed to, and compounded to the power of 10 due the industrial scale burning of coal in faraway Russia, China and India and NorKor – and are jointly the sole cause of the 1.4C degree rise in temperature in North West Africa?

Further, the eco-bullies seem to overlook the climate change effect related to the deforestation factor in South America’s Amazonia Basin - and wholly ignore the Indonesian islands of Sumatra and Kalimantan’s deforestation caused by mass ‘kaingan’ hack and burn farming / plantation practices that is a regular source of smoke pollution across the South China Sea and Malacca Straits – with the population of Singapore reduced to choke mode, wearing smog masks, and driving along the Pan Island Expressway with fog lights on - at mid-day.

There again, does the good ole United Nations do anything to resolve and correct this deforestation / smoke pollution abuse. Do they fuck as like.

All a matter of CCL / Nimby-ism – aka Couldn’t Care Less / Not in My Back Yard.

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Monday, 15 April 2024

Starmer Flip-Flops on Triple Lock

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'New Labour Party hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, the banner headline says it all – well, nearly all  - just read on for the rest. 

Keir Stammerer – (aka Sir Keir) – comes across as being purposely evasive – and of a mind to keep Food Bank Britain’s elderly retirees guessing, as he refuses to commit the Labour Party to embracing the Tory-established pension triple lock policy - regardless of the smarmy twat’s previous off-the-cuff remark that he wholly agrees with the OAP triple lock plan – ‘but’ – and here comes the ambiguity crunch for future evasive actions - when going back on his word.

Specifically - and if any of this shit bears a modicum of credibility and is to be believed - senior Labour party figures - acting on the professional advice of a party-appointed tax adviser, no less – are telling ‘Sir Keir’ that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners have never had it ‘so fucking good’ – (strains of the Tory Super-Mac / Harold MacMillan’s 1950’s era unqualified arrogance) - and this voting block of oldies now constitutes an ‘under-taxed generation’ of social dependents.

Thus, thanks to Sir 'Flip-Flop' Stammerer's refusal to pledge a sincere leadership commitment – (and here we mean a ‘cross your heart and hope to die’ childhood oath ‘commitment’) – of established government policy viz maintaining the triple lock agreement for British pensioners - then the next general election will NOT go in favour of the Labour gang – and our national pensioner population – (Our name is Legion - for we are many) – along with a host of like-minded, sympathetic fellow voters - will be endorsing their tick in any other box ‘but’ a Labour Party candidate’s.

Stammerer – Starmer - whatever the egocentric rat fink’s moniker - is not to be trusted. He says one thing - then changes direction like a weather vane, exposed to the vagaries of the four winds.

Ergo, come election time then we - the pensioner generation that Labour Party insiders now view as ‘useless eaters’ – shall exact our toll - and by Christ, there’s millions of us still fit n mobile enough – and with time on our hands - to do so – by fielding a national, door-to-door knocking, street corner canvassing, and internet-wide campaign on this issue – to generate votes for the political party that guarantees to maintain the triple lock agreement – even if it is the ‘past its use by date’ Fishy Sunak and the Tory Nasty Party.

Hark his trademark 'Call me Sir Keir’ - this ‘arrogance beyond borders’ opposition leader, further stated for the ‘pubic record’ that these useless eater, whingeing retiree-pensioners would have to wait for the publication of his election manifesto to find out if the long-standing ‘Conservative triple lock pledge’ would remain in place when he seizes control of Parliament in this year’s elections, and establishes a Labour-ruled socialist Utopia – as he reaches out – hands across the sea - to Brussels, and rejoin the EUSSR.

Hmmm, such narcotic chutzpah, this self-delusional election-win Imaginarium he is obsessed by - which tends to reveal the blindside of Labour’s comprehension viz the beat of the voting public’s pulse – and socio-political reality.

Nowt like gross over-confidence - and in due response to such brazen hubris, the Labour Party, under the aegis of the obnoxious Stammerer, obviously can’t be trusted to protect our pensioners – and thus ‘Sir Keir’ will ‘have to wait’ until the ballot box slips are counted to ’find out’ how many useless eater retiree-pensioner votes he ‘didn’t’ get – due him being a total wanker – and this is an opinion now shared by the majority of his hapless Holborn and St. Pancras pensioner constituents too.

Collectively we shake our heads in dismay at this flyblown, septic reality that a corrupt Labour leadershit has evolved into since the ‘can do’ days of the previous Keir – (Hardie) founder of the Labour Party circa 1900 – with the noxious likes of Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and Tony Bliar bringing the party into total disrepute – and subject to the moronic ineptitude of party mismanagement – a factor multiplied to the power of ten by Gordon ‘Incompetence’ Broon and a gaggle of other wannabe wankers since Jimbo Corbyn was ousted for being ‘too left’.

Really, the thought of shaking hands with a slippery, duplicitous git like Stammerer prompts one to wear disposable latex gloves – and, post contact, wash their hands in double-blessed holy water.

Are you an OAP who relies on the annual triple lock pension adjustment to keep on top of inflation, to afford to live a half-decent life?

Were you a die-hard Labour voter before Stammerer opened his big gob and declined to pledge commitment to the old age state pension’s annual triple lock adjustment – until he chooses to announce ‘his’ decision - one way or the other - in the party’s election manifesto?

Do you feel like the rest of our pensioner class and dislike being left on tender hooks, subjected to silly mind games, and getting fucked around by two-bit socialist politicos like Stammerer?

So too, let us not overlook Stammerer’s past - who, in the ill-appointed role of  Director of Public Prosecutions, (2008 – 2013) – has been duly recorded in the annals of infamy viz his command role inadequacy of failing miserably to execute the arrest, prosecution, and jailing of the BBC’s notorious celebrity kiddie fiddling, necrophiliac rapist, Jimmy Savile.

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Saturday, 13 April 2024

National Rename: ‘Not So Great’ Britain?

The Tory Nasty Party’s former Minister for Woke Affairs, Ann Widdecombe, has publicly lashed out at a Guardian press journalist – one Martin Kettle - with a post-menopausal fury unique to senile old bats - publicly branding him a ‘Black Arsed Hack’ - after he suggested that our nation should consider modifying its long-standing – and grossly ‘egocentric’ – (more at pompous and pretentious) - moniker of ‘Great Britain’ to a basic ‘British Isles’ title - as this once ‘United Kingdom’ of ours is no longer ‘Great’ – nor very ‘United’ - with the uppity Welsh, Scots, and Ulster Irish neighbours, whom we share these once-sacred and blessed Isles of Albion, clamouring to be loosed from Worstminster’s leash, and ‘do their own thing’.

A fact, c’est non – all three of the fore-mentioned loser status co-occupants of our northern archipelago are collectively chomping at the bit for further devolution, and the nonce-infested Scottish north demanding independence – so they can rejoin the Brussels-based EUSSR community.

Apparently Widdecombe’s vacuous whingeing and refusal to accept that Britain is in a state of economic - and global influence - decline, comes in the wake of Herr Kettle scripting an article in the Guardian for Great Britain to drop Great from its name, in order to trigger a national renewal.

Hmmm, one was under the impression a state of actual ‘national renewal’ was achieved when we voted for Brexit under the aegis of the tussle-thatched Bonkers Boris Nonsense, and escaped the parasitic, control freak clutches of Brussels, and the EUSSR jackboot from on our collective, sovereign, national identity necks?

In his gutter press column viz the ‘renaming’ subject, that has drawn the wicked Widdecombe’s ire, Kettle has been flirting with the idea of petitioning the House of Conmans assembly for a new statute - to rebrand our islands "Simply Britain". 

Alternatively, perhaps, if a public, common sense- orientated referendum  was held, then, in keeping with the current downhill socio-economic trends, a more fitting ‘Broken Britain’ – or ‘Food Bank Britain’ – or ‘Illegal Migrant-Infested Britain’ title might be in order – no thanks to the ECHR rulings that we must accommodate the legions of hands-out, scrounging wetbacks that wash up on our southern shores each day – escaping the (no laughing, please) negative effects of ‘climate change’.

Ergo, so too, when we consider the pitiful state of our roads, Pothole Britain also comes to mind; along with ‘Woke Joke Britain’ – and too ‘Three Sex Britain’ - now we have legions of schoolkids queuing up for their gender bender hormone handout rations - sans their parent’s knowledge - and with sex change surgery topping their Christmas wish list.

Regardless of the ageing Widdecombe’s retorts and delusions – and blaming any decline in British prestige on the Covid-1984 scamdemic lockdown period – (during which sweet fuck all was achieved) - hands must be held up in submissive agreement, for Britian, alas, is no longer Great – not on the Imperial scale it attained when sinking the Spanish Armada that threatened to invade our sacred shores; or claiming the north Americas as our exclusive ‘British’ bailiwick; or Wellington commanding the military coalition that inflicted Napoleon Bonaparte’s expansionist demise at Waterloo; or being a prime mover in kicking the Hitlerian Nazi German all-conquering fascist military ass in May, 1945.

Yep, it is a source of national pride we celebrate the fact Britannia really ‘did rule the waves’ – and further conquered and ruled ‘an Empire on which the Sun never Set’ - and led by example much else in that couple of centuries of global colonial power (Constitution, Commerce, Industrial Revolution) - and the exploitation of the Third World – plus our forefathers' prime – and forever shameful – hands-on, profit-motivated involvement in the money-spinning African slave trade.

Now there’s a thought, viz the closing lines of the last paragraph.

How about 'Atonement Britain' – and stage a month’s-long session of national contrition, with our governing Parliamentary House of Conmans, and Upper House of Frauds membershits partaking in a collective act of sackcloth and ashes penance for our nation’s past sins?

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Wednesday, 10 April 2024

Gaza Food Aid Drop Hypocrisy

Alas, we say, for Broken Britain’s socio-economic woes, still suffocating under the political custodianshit of the Tory Nasty Party, and Slime Minister, Fishy Sunak’s personal brand of gross mismanagement – on top of currently becoming unwisely involved with a massive international aid airdrop crusade into the recently-demolished Gaza Strip - to coincide with the Eid al-Fitr festival, which marks the end of the Islamic calendar’s ninth month religious observance of the Ramadan fasting period.

Yep, one has to give it to the Brit’s - still hanging in there with stoic indifference - regardless of the continuing destruction and a looming famine – and the damning fact that several British volunteer World Central Kitchen aid workers were part of a cosmopolitan, mixed-gender group that had their convoy deliberately targeted by an Israeli airstrike this week - while delivering 100-plus tonnes of food, medical, and general aid supplies from a sea front pier to their Deir al-Balah-located warehouse in central Gaza.

Aw, that’s nice, and so thoughtful too. Forgive, and forget the calculated murder of your own nationals by the Zionist IDF military psycho thugs – all part n parcel of the never-ending litany of evil, barbaric dirty deeds visited constantly on the Gaza Strip littoral enclave and the hapless Muslim Palestinian non-combatant civilian population, struggling to survive under a set of ever-diminishing life circumstances.

But now we raise the question of paradox, for here we have Broken Britain’s government, caring for the malnourished Palestinian population, besieged in the Gaza Strip enclave – and busy bees they are – shipping in food aid for the hapless Muslim Palestinians on the one hand – while supplying the apartheid Zionist Israeli government with all manner of armaments to kill them on the other.

No shit, Sherlock, what will any common sense human rights jurist make of that conundrum?

How can such equate viz balancing the scales of Justice - supplying a dispossessed and hungry Muslim civilian population with all manner of humanitarian aid and nourishment on the one hand – then kitting out their psychotic land thief aggressors with the armaments to indiscriminately target these same people, and decimate their meagre industry, utilities, agricultural land, and homes - maiming and murdering the very same Palestinian civilians - simply due the fact they might look a bit like the Muslim bloke on the Hamas wanted poster – Mohammed al Bad Arse.

Really, it gives an entirely new meaning to the term ‘hypocrisy’ – which, of course, the British are past masters at. An art form practiced, and perfected, over a couple of centuries – viz their history of global scale exploitive colonialism.

Ergo, to give credit where it’s due on the food aid side, Britain’s Royal Air Force have been working overtime and burning the midnight oils.

One day they’re deploying A400M Atlas aircraft – going flat out like a lizard drinking, and joining with nine other nations in delivering – themselves - over 53 tonnes-plus, of essential foodstuffs - including ready-to-eat meals (sausage rolls), baby formula, bottled water and other vital aid supplies from Britain’s premier Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket to the hapless, hungry Palestinian civilians in Gaza.

In contrast, the next day these very same A400M’s are touching down on Israeli tarmac like blow flies munching on a pile of cow crap - busy delivering a shitload of British military exports to the rogue, apartheid Israeli regime – which brands the British government both morally and legally complicit in this conflict.

Spares for combat aircrafts, plus missiles, tanks, advanced weapons technology, small arms, and humungous loads of ammunition – which, since 2015, adds up to the value of £489 million quid’s worth – and here bear in mind that the UK is a small and relatively insignificant arms supplier to Israel – and way behind the likes of the Zionist-dominated good ole US of A.

Hmmm, this is where Israel’s contempt for human rights - and wrongs - laws become a mockery viz the indiscriminate and deliberate killing of civilians manifests as a breach of international law, and classified as a war crime, making Britain complicit of Genocide (with a capital G) in Gaza.

Further, Israel’s past record of blocking essential supplies constitutes the collective punishment of a civilian population and is a war crime under International Humanitarian Law.

A moral collective, numbering in excess of 600 lawyers, academics and retired judges, have written that this current instance of food drops besides, the continued supply of arms to the rogue state of Israel puts Britain in breach of international law - having exported £42 million nicker’s-worth of weapons in 2022 alone - and a total of £570 million quid since 2008.

Broken Britain’s Tory Party Defence Secretary, Grant Shitts, informed press hacks from the Warmongers Gazette that “The prospect of famine in Gaza is real and today’s RAF airdrop will provide life-saving food supplies for civilians - delivering a further 50-plus tonnes of aid, including ten thousand recycled body bags, hundreds of cases of good old tinned Spam, bottled water, fish fingers and baby formula – for after six months of being blockaded in Gaza by the Israeli military machine, no doubt a hungry Muslim Palestinian population will have zero qualms about scoffing down a plate of yummy pork luncheon meat.”

On the subject of that venal breed of creatures referred to as ‘civil servants’ – the British variety are claiming impartiality for acts they expedite on behalf of their political masters – stating they are being coerced by their government bosses to carry out unlawful acts – specifically those of organising the ongoing arms exports to the rogue Zionist state – deliveries that breach international laws, human rights legislation – and constitute war crimes under the provisions of the Genocide Convention.

Hmmm, just following orders was it?. Right on.

Albeit that ‘just following orders’ excuse didn’t work too well for the Hitlerian Nazi gang at the Nuremberg war crimes trials.

Back on to a more serious note: shame on Zionist Israel, and RIP the seven aid workers murdered.

Lalzawmi "Zomi" Frankcom, 43, an Australian national

Damian Sobol, 35, a Polish national

Saifeddin Issam Ayad Abutaha, 25, a Palestinian national

Jacob Flickinger, 33, a dual US-Canadian national

John Chapman, 57, a British national

James (Jim) Henderson, 33, a British national

James Kirby, 47, a British national

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/uk-international-aid-airdrop-gaza

House of Conmans Library: UK arms exports to Israel

https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-9964/

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Monday, 8 April 2024

A Socio-Political Nonsense Cornucopia

Cast a discerning eye to this nonsense ‘Inclusive Language Guide’, published by the Scotland-based International Development Alliance (SIDA) - a purported charity which claims to champion sustainable ‘global development’ from its north of the border base, and is funded by an annual grant - of taxpayer’s funds – (obviously – no surprises there) - via the Scottish National Party coffers, whose purse strings are controlled by ‘Worst Minister’ Humza Yousaf – a bloke that definitely has the ingrained look of a snidey twat about him – your typical ‘dine n dash’ scally.

This dodgy SIDA group has been slammed from all quarters of the adult, sensible sector of society for peddling their personal brand of radical, progressive dogma, and pushing a litany of anti-gender-bender terms; after it labelled words like mother, father, girls and guys as problematic.

Yep, and this virtue-signalling English grammar / vocabulary assault stands out like a sore thumb as the work of red pencil-wielding Woke cult zealots, on a control freak ego trip to enforce their skewed progressive dogma – with the true purpose to belay and gut the essence of our cherished language and traditional social terminology - to conform with their misguided, and narrow, ideological reasoning – all in the name of - (go on, guess) - equality, inclusion, fairness, decolonisation, and global justice.

Further, the use of such altruistic terms as ‘foreign aid’ – conventionally applied to the unjust distribution of resources at the expense of ‘Third World’ career mendicants – and begging bowl dens of iniquity – (now also branded a hierarchical term of description) - are also henceforth verboten, and references to less fortunate Equatorial zone neighbours should be replaced by ‘global re-distribution’ – a fine Marxist / hard-arsed sample of Communist ideology - to steal from the rich (commercially astute and successful) – and give to the poor (whingeing social pariahs – aka the great unwashed hoi polloi riffraff that need to get off their lazy arses and do a day’s work).

But these socio-political meddlers – SIDA, or any other ‘progressive’ format, are a perennial pest – forever popping their heads above the political correctness parapet with some counter-narrative on hand – resplendent with negative connotations - to justify their skewed ideology and offset the actual common sense Truth narrative.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-taxpayer-funded-agency-brands-the-words-mother-and-father-as-oppressive

Hark the litany of lies being broadcast by the rogue state of Israel’s Boaz ‘Renta-Schnozzer’ Bismuth, another lowlife member of Bobo Nuttyahoo’s Likit Party – (and Minister for Big Nose Affairs) - snorting round the Knesset with his elephantine proboscis – hoovering up rabid rumours, while attempting to justify and sanitise the profound immorality of this entire Zionist horror story of land thefts, war crimes, and genocidal human rights abuses visited on the hapless – and defenceless - heads of the civilian ‘non-combatant’ Palestinian Muslim population of the Gaza Strip – and the rest of what was Palestine – until it was usurped and stolen from the rightful Palestinian residents in the US-backed 1948 Yawm an Nakba (Day of the Catastrophe) bloodbath – and the expulsion of the Muslim population from their own historic lands.

In typical Zionist ‘We are right and you are wrong’ denial style’ Schnozzer is provoked to strong language and brush-off repudiations as he claims the deaths of three British aid workers in Gaza was just a bit of a ‘whoops’ military oversight  - then insisting that’s no justifiable reason for the UK – (the very political source that spawned the Balfour Declaration) - to suspend arms sales to the rogue Zio-fascist state.

There again, we pertinently inquire, what is the reasoning for the dickhead addressing this scatterbrained litany of contradictions and demands to a Labour politico - the shadow foreign sec’, David Lammy - (Scammy-Lammy, no less) - and NOT the ‘in-power’ Tory Party Foreign Minister, Posh Dave Scameron? A bit of an all-round head-scratcher.

Perhaps the not-too-smart Schnozzer is under a mistaken impression that the Zionist arse-kissing Tony Bliar is still the Labour leader and Crime Minister – unaware that the Tory gang have been in office since 2010 – with Kier Stammerer and his Labour wankers chomping at the bit for a general election vote – and a chance - (ha - some chance) – to take over as the control freak government of Broken Britain from the no longer fit for purpose Fishy Sunak and his Tory gang – and start kissing some Israeli arse again – just following the example set by that corruption-ridden cottager, Tony Bliar.

Hmmm, the Gospel according to Bismuth is one of: “Israel might be a nation at war but we still have the rule of International law - (apart from when it comes down to the theft of Palestinian lands) - and the British goyim aid workers would not have had to provide any aid and been killed, but for Hamas attacking us and the IDF forced to starve out the terrorists – and bomb and shoot anything that moves.”

“So I am telling you, David Lammy, something very, simple – to feel compassion and choose your side – and that be the right side – with God’s Chosen People, defending our Promised Land. To be responsible and respect our Covenant - and your Israeli comrades - and do not block British arms sales to Israel.”

https://www.gbnews.com/news/israeli-mp-blasts-david-lammy

On the subject of the rogue Zionist state of Israel – here’s a thing that’s sparked an unexpected, negative kickback, with Israel’s Alonyal-franchised McDonald’s restaurants giving away free meals to the very same IDF troops brutalising the Muslim Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip – this has caused outrage across the Middle East and the rest of the Muslim world in entirety – especially so across the orthodox Muslim Malaysia – and the Indonesia archipelago (pop’ 275 million) – and incited an all-out boycott of the Golden Arches globally.

Stupid PR move, eh – should have at least been handing out free meals for Hamas too.

Bollocks to the calls for military service conscription – blanket or selective – bellowing out from the rabid ranks of Establishment warmonger wankers – such as this ex-MI6 tosspot, Alex Younger – to thwart any invasion plans of our once-sceptred isle of Albion fomented by Russia’s Bad Vlad Putrid.

No shit Sherlock, WTF have we got that Bad Vlad & Co are short of? Wet weather – and even wetter scrounging illegal immigrants washing up on our south coast beaches?

Gimme a break – just take a shifty sideways glance at old Vlad – he’s sicker than a ‘glow in the dark’ chicken that’s been pecking plutonium, and gonna be dead n gone before he deals a death blow to Zelenski - due being snafu-deep in one fubar after another viz the ill-advised Ukraine aggression – with US / NATO-supplied drones downing his fighters and bombers like ducks at a carnival shooting gallery - to threaten any other fucker in the European West of his border – and a strew of NATO-aligned nations to cut through first to get to Food Bank Britain.

Regardless of Vlad’s misfortunes, the British army / military offers such a dismal recruitment menu of career prospects that no fucker wants to join – and risk getting maimed or killed – for what, exactly?

Ergo, as opposed to honing Britain’s military fighting / defensive skills, why not go the peaceful route and work on the diplomatic skills – and how to avoid military Mexican standoff confrontations?

Oh, wow, never thought of that option.

The only reason the ranks of Broken Britain’s armed forces – and specifically the sitting duck Army squaddies – are so depleted is due the fact there’s no career-wise Sandhurst future for cannon fodder - apart from private to sergeant for one out of fifty.

Post WW2 the ranks were overflowing – volunteers lining up at recruiting stations as soon as they were of an age to join and get the t-shirt – and do their macho bit for the ever-dwindling British Empire – and when that fantasy got threadbare, then the two year conscription deal came into force – join up and do your bit – whether you like it or not.

Overseas travel deployments to serve with the occupational forces of Germany, or EOKA terrorist-infested sunny Cyprus, or belligerent Mau-Mau terrorist-infested Kenya, or even more belligerent Commie terrorist-ridden Malaysia .... and so on, and on, and on – as is the payback due for a couple of centuries of exploitive Colonialism.

Yep, the British army / military offers such a dismal menu of career prospects that today no teenagers – or the ill-fed homeless and / or unemployed, can be arsed – as no fucker wants to join – and risk getting killed.

Okay, how about this for a stop gap military manning solution. Utilise all these wetback illegal immigrants who want to be British – that the taxpayer is hosting in hotels - as conscripts – kitted out with some format of simple weaponry and stationed in ranks along out North Sea coastline – ready to take on Bad Vlad’s invasion-intent Slavic hordes – if the Russians can ever get their arses across Europe, in one piece, first.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13273557/brits-called-fight-country-conscription-mi6-chief.html

It only takes a swift, sideways glance to see what a fucking calamity the good ole US of A’s immigration / southern border control system is. Beaners by the score, wading across the Rio Grande with a pair of wire cutters and a ‘permanent stay’ Wetback Visa – all thanks to Democrap Party policy - expedited to order by that doddering old, kiddie-sniffing paedo behind the Oval Office’s Resolute desk – senile Joe Bidet – (with the real ‘Fuhrer Commands’ viz lax immigration policy coming from the New World Order’s chief stooge and go-getter – Satan Klaus Schlob, of the WEF.

Yep, a veritable flood of Third World economic migrants, to totally dilute and belay the fast-declining culture, traditions and pedigree (sic) of the indigenous and in-situ North American population - (no, not the native Indian tribes – or the negro slave trade descendants - but the Whitey land grabbers from greater Europe).

A fact, the US’ days of economic, commercial and military dominance are on the wane – due purposeful bad political management – and the only hope for the US is Joe Bidet doesn’t run for re-election – or he’s squarely beat at the ballot box by a Republican candidate – probably Donald the Trump – he who wears the MAGA baseball cap, and definitely has a personal hard-on for slamming down on this current fubar illegal immigration disaster – regardless of his golf courses being serviced by cheap Mexican caddy labour.

So easy to control the mood of an IQ-deficient and perennially-gullible public – (the grumble-gizzard common herd collective) - when you hold the mass media fascination reins – and too the proletariat can be constantly distracted by the nonsensical, mind-fuck crap of television ‘programming’ – and all manner of sports theatre and royal / celebrity scandals spread across the pages of the gutter press, or goggle box screens – a manifestation only to be topped by the dozy doings of Harry and Meghan, of House Hewitt: the bungling Duke of Sluttex, and his vacuous Slutchess of Opportunism spouse – aka the globally-famous (more at ‘notorious’) - ‘Spotlight Meghan’ – jointly pulling a latter day carbon copy B-movie rehash performance of Wallis Simpson, and her royal catch, King Eddy VII – the original Hitler-Nazi toasting 'Wicked Windsors'.

And to place a degree of emphasis on the Meghan ‘opportunism’ factor, the delusional scrubber is now re-branding herself as ‘American Riviera Orchard’ – and an online retail supremo – (looks more like a Church garden party jumble sale) - flogging all manner of shite – from her personal recipe Montecito marmalade - to scabby dog shampoo – and ‘must have’ recyclable bamboo bog rolls.

Hmmm, we are pressed to decide who of the ridiculous ego-massaging pair is the more dim-witted - Harry Hewitt, the cuckoo in the royal nest, this ginger-mingin clutz, who morphed from ‘hero to zero’, in one easy move – just acting on bad advice, by getting that brainless Spare Prick bio ghost-written, simply to slag off his entire Windsor gang family, like the moronic tosser he is. Or will the manky Meghan top his score - just to get one up on Kate Middleclass in the public sympathy department - with an announcement that she too has been diagnosed with some horrid, life-threatening medical condition - far worse than Kate itty-bitty cancer tumour - perhaps a case of terminal gonorrhoea - aka galloping twat rot.

Whatever - for Harry and Meghan – it ain’t gonna end well – an’ dat’s a fact – not a matter of if, but rather a sooner than later ‘when’.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/fresh-details-about-meghans-newlylaunched-lifestyle-brand-revealed/news-story/91f5f1fa594d35bf79ae574d20b2d866

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Thursday, 4 April 2024

April Foolery Late News Roundup

Oh my, the hapless Welsh have only just managed to see the back of that limp-wristed, old onanist, Marky Mark Duckford – as much use as tits on a bull in the role of Worst Minister.

Now we have his replacement, the Zambia-born Labour leader, Vaughn Gething – (not quite the ex-mining stock Chapel choir baritone whose voice echoes down the Valleys) – who has incited the tight-fisted, ethnic Welsh population into a rebellious uproar - as he intends to provide £1,600 nicker handouts – of taxpayer funds - to any and all illegal immigrants who wash ashore on the beaches of Welsh Wales with their sticky, foreign paws outstretched for a monthly, humanitarian windfall.

Yep, you read it correctly - £1,600 per month - cash in hand – spend it on WTF you like. Wine, women, drugs – or a heap of that all-time enemy of dental fillings - Number 8 Rock.

Now what a magnetic draw that is for re-directing the rubber boats on route from France to Dover, or Folkstone – henceforth setting a compass heading around the foot of Cornwall and up into the Bristol Channel, and beach their overloaded dinghy fleet illegal immigrant cargoes at Swansea or Cardiff.

Meanwhile, old, penury-stricken Granny Blodwen Jones down the road, in her cottage on the side of Snowdonia's windswept Cader Idris, is struggling to get by on her allotted Welsh state pension – of £900 per month – to cover coal for her fire to keep warm and heat the bath water, pay the rent – and the rip-off council tax - and keep her meagre larder stocked with buttermilk and a few crusts of bara brith.

Conversely, Welsh Tory opposition leader, RT Davies, has slammed Labour’s ‘universal basic income’ handouts policy as ‘nonsensical’ – and colossal waste of tens of millions of pounds of taxpayers’ funds – plus simply acting as a ‘pull factor’ for the Channel-hopping illegals – when the primary focus should be on the priorities of the Welsh tax-paying voters.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1884146/illegal-migrants-basic-income

One news team from the  Scrounging Scally Gazette counted 93 batshit illegal migrants - including 30 piss wet through, snotty-nosed kids – screaming ‘Where’s me effin’ Easter egg?’ - after a quick, eyeball reference to their English phrase book - (courtesy of the Border Force - along with the life jacket and woolly blankets) - as they were led away to the nearby migrant processing centres at Dover’s McDonalds and KFC branches over the religious holiday weekend.

Really how the fuck are they ever gonna stop the boats when Broken Britain has something more on offer than the safe haven of France they’ve just sailed from – or the home country they’re fleeing from?

To wit, we are collectively left in a state of gobsmacked head-shaking at this fubar situation of inflatable Zodiacs, overloaded to a point of zero freeboard, and upon reaching a halfway mark of the Channel, are picked up by British Border Force vessels, kitted with life jackets and brought ashore our our south coast, wrapped in a blanket.

Hmmm, and this is achieved – how? With British government connivance – all part of the Great Reset – to dilute and pollute our national, traditional culture.

Amazing, Sir Francis Drake stymied the entire Spanish Armada’s attempt to invade England from the coast of France – several centuries ago – and Hitler’s entire Nazi war machine was thwarted at every turn and attempt to put an invasion force on a south coast British beach – even from a sneaky midnight submarine drop - yet these ‘economic immigrant illegals are arriving faster than anyone can say ‘universal basic income payment’.

What is required be for Englishmen, all native Britons, in fact, to get off their complacent arses, in a fit of feverish patriotism, and put a timely – and well overdue – end to these illegal foreign migrant boat landings along our southern coastline – before our Anglo-Saxon bloodline DNA, culture and traditions are diluted – and polluted - to a point where the English language and our Protestant Christian faith become alien in our own land due this corrupt Great Reset agenda – being expedited on an industrial scale, to accommodate and integrate legions of infidel barbarians.

OMG! The Chinese car company BYD is in dire need of an English-speaking – and British culture-savvy PE rep’ – to revise their intended launch of an all-new electric vehicle for our roads at a ‘cheap as it gets’ £8000 quid - the cut-price option available to drivers across Food Bank Britain – and that is bound to be a buyer’s magnet – but not with a car model named the Seagull.

We wonder, have the Beijing bunglers zero concept of how Brits regard the ice-cream stealing seaside shite hawks – having to wield an umbrella as you stroll along the promenade, to prevent getting shit on by the incontinent seagull squadrons?

Happy holidays, said the Easter Bunny, as he / she viewed the common herd lemming population collectively heading off to the same countryfied beauty spots – which, considering our current national weather presenting a dowry of parmy - will have by now all been transformed into a collection of trodden-down, puddle-ridden, mud-lugged, and boggy landfill sites by the time the tourists upped their tents and shades and picnic mats, and departed that rural beauty spot – and headed back to their urban destinations.

Misgendering hits the national gutter press headlines yet again? Que? WTF? Surely that’s not going to be categorised as a hate crime, per se, but simply a common sense observation, that involves stating what might be, for some - specifically the gender-bender brigade - an unpalatable truth.

We shake our collective heads at how far off the rails this gender-affirming bullshit has strayed – with an NHS public healthcare system already overstretched and at the breaking point, which needs to focus on procedures, many life-saving, that are medically necessary - and ‘not’ on gender-bender vanity-driven penectomy and vaginoplasty surgeries for those members of our society that claim to be gender-confused to such an extent they can’t decide if to stand up or sit down to take a leak – and them have the brazen hubris to demand you refer to them by some bio-contradictory she/her - or he/him - pronouns.

Alas, woe, and thrice woe, Labour’s general election dreams and power grab delusions for 2024 grow more vacuous by the day, and now manifest as being more at scent than substance.

Labour party core support voter membership has taken yet another gobsmacking, drastic plunge this past week - plummeting to 366,000 from 390,000 in January this year – and one hell of a drop from the 2019 high of 532,000 achieved while Jeremy Corbyn was party leader.

That, of course, was before the arch-flip-flopping Kier Stammerer grabbed the reins of power and proved himself a total moral contradiction - by first reneging on his £28 billion quid flagship eco-pledge – then slagging off dozy Dianne Abbot, and to add insult to injury - with his pro-Israeli stance - further slagged off the hapless Palestinians of Gaza, then gave a thumbs-up ‘Bravo’ to Israel’s psycho IDF’s Muslim ethnic cleansing-fest – and the total demolition of the entire Gaza Strip littoral enclave – all ready for bulldozing and occupation by land-grabbing Zionist settlers.

With consideration of the above paragraph content, hard core Red Wall traditional voters are now waking up to an ‘in yer face’ blatant fact that these Labour dog wankers, under the aegis of Stammerer, and his deputy dawg sidekick, the crapital gains tax-dodging, ginger-mingin, Mangela Rayner, should be put back in their box, with the lid shut tight.

Hmmm, Rayner – rumour holds that the only academic qualification she has to her name is an iffy (probably forged) degree from Stockport’s Uri Geller Institute for Advanced Spoon Bending

Ha! Time for a spot of silly news and a laugh.

The all-new, latest fad for the short-changed, hungry population of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) is to head out on a scally-venture and shoplift sausage rolls from Greggs – prompting the High Street café and bakery franchise to consider installing CCTV systems, and placing security guards on the premises .

On my, how is any fucker n their dog expected to maintain a balanced diet, and stay healthy, eating that baked pigmeat - plus additives – bad cholesterol-loaded shite?

https://www.gbnews.com/news/greggs-staff-to-wear-body-cameras

As the ‘switched on’ cognoscenti have known from Day One, there never was a Covid-1984 bio-weapon virus that escaped from wicked Wuhan – or the shithole of a filthy wet market next door.

Nope, it was, if anything, just the jolly old common colds and seasonal flu doing the rounds – and the rest of the ‘We’re all gonna Die’ theatre a plandemic / scamdemic mind game / depopulation hoax - staged by the scofflaw New World Order / Great Reset control freak actors.

Truth be known, the real bio-weapon was in the toxic Covid vaccine adjuvants – (graphene oxide, spike proteins, formaldehyde, foetal tissue, aluminium – along with a whole host of other nasty, noxious crap) - and the ‘sans cervelles’ – (brainless / IQ-deficient) common herd are still queuing to this day, sleeves rolled up, ready for their next seasonal booster shot as we roll into Springtime 2024.

Yep, they may see Summer, but not Christmas.

Allergy warning: for Woke cult readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth – a socio-political factor which exists, regardless of Overton Window constraints.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations, and heretical, seditious commentary with schismatic and unbridled conjecture - plus measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - into socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.