Winter Fuel Allowance Payment Crisis

Thousands of Broken Britain’s vulnerable old age pensioners lose their annual – and established - £300 quid cold weather support as Pension Credit claims are arbitrarily rejected as an ‘unaffordable extravagance’ out of hand by our heartless Labour government Chancellor’s office Chief Troll, Rachel Thieves.

Yet in an extroverted, and dismissive display of ‘couldn’t care less about public opinion’ - yesterday this very same cabal of political scum dispatched a cash-in-hand payment of £50 million quid to the all-new revolutionary, rebel Islamic terrorist take-over ‘government’ (sic) of Syria – which were, solely - (er, with some help from the Yanks) - so recently responsible for unseating Moscow's second-generation incumbent Middle East client, Basher al-Assad, out of his office – and his palace.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-pension-credit-claim

Yep, £50 million nicker spare for Syrian ISIS scallies but net zero for our retired pensioner Grannies and Grand-Dad’s winter fuel allowance back home, here in Food Bank Britain.

But worry not, folks - we'll struggle through the chill winds and frosty nights, to the Spring thaw – surviving chilblains and all – keeping warm, cuddled up to the cat, or a hot water bottle – or both – and perhaps even up close and personal, cuddling the sexy Granny next door - if we’re lucky.

Ergo, following the precept that revenge is a meal best savoured cold, we shall wait for the next fateful election day - local or general - then Labour's 'Call Me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his ginger mingin Deputy, Mangela Rayner, and that rodent-featured excuse for a Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves, will be inundated with a shit shower of ‘venomous votes’ – that shall see them out of office – one by one – or piecemeal - on pensioner-cast ballots alone.

Labour are a doomed political entity for their hit on we pensioners, and now living on borrowed time.

Keir Hardie and Ramsay MacDonald must be turning in their respective graves as they review from the Netherworld what a fubar Stammerer and Co have made of the once common herd friendly Labour Party.

For the record, and reader interest, as an MP in 1892, Hardie advocated a graduated income tax, free schooling, state pensions, the abolition of the Upper House of Frauds doss-pit;  and for women's right to vote – and thanks to those efforts, much of which came to pass.

There again, the entire Labour shebang has been going to shit in a handcart since Hardy’s day - and more so when we view the disastrous days of Slime Minister Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson and his Moscow Soviet ‘handler’ secretary – Marcia Williams – aka Lady Forkbender – all the way to the scandalous incumbency of Anthony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar – and his pet Scottie sidekick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon.

On an end note, with mention of that dog wanker double act - Bliar and Broon - we feel obliged to include their insidious Prince of Mischief mate - that notorious sodomite, Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers - so recently 'elevated' (sic) to the role of Ambassador to Washington - under  a coming Trump Presidency - the very man Scandalson referred to as a racist and a bully. 

Lol's - that diplomatic arrangement reads as doomed  even before it kicks off.

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Minister Millipede Scratches Head

Yep, and there we have it - a picture says a thousand words.

Here, in person - no imitations or gimmicks - is the Labour Party's self-promoting 'Climate Champion' - and piss poor, hi-viz excuse for an incumbent Environment Minister - Ed Millipede - scratching his IQ deficient head, as he cogitates upon achieving Net Zero carbon cap reduction figures - while overcoming the impossible, and simultaneous, task of keeping the lights on.  

"Mummy, Mummy, I need a bit of help over here.” "Where am I?   What went wrong?”

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Labour Warn of Impending Drought

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' numpty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Parliamentary Weather Forecasting' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Labour party political stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

The incumbent Labour Party’s ginger-mingin excuse for a Housing Minister, Mangela Rayner, has pretentiously declared, for public consumption, that she personally plans to oversee the construction of 1.5 million homes by 2029 – which more competent and experienced minds, reflecting on reality, as opposed to ego-fuelled fantasy - rightly claim will leave our once-sceptred isle at risk of an impending drought - by creating demands on Broken Britain’s sole water supplier, Oftwat, for an extra half a billion litres of the precious liquid per day.

Yeah, let’s just focus primarily on that 1:5 million homes built by 2029 – over the coming 5 years – which simple math calculates at 328,000 per annum – and to go one damning step further with this – 900-plus (yep, that’s ‘nine hundred’) – per day.

Fer fuck’s sake, even an Olympic event team of brickies on piecework, serviced by super hero hod carriers – with excavated foundations already dug – and a legion of mixer machines processing the cement - would shake their heads at that forecast.

Utilities-savvy geeks and sages jointly speculate, and are of one mind, that this figure accounts for drinking water supplies alone - with sans mentions, so far – of the extra water consumed by washing machines, household potted plants, lawns and garden maintenance - along with the occasional shower or bath for adults, children – and pet canines – and that ever-essential daily act of flushing the crapper after use.

Hmmm, grateful thanks for initiating that little piece of gullible public scaremongering, Minister Rayner - and all to manifest by 2029 eh?

Que? Have Labour – and Der Fuhrer ‘Call me Sir’ Kier Stammerer - actually deluded themselves into believing they will still be in office by 2029 – after their piss poor six months performance to date – such as slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowances – thus subsequently losing millions of OAP votes come a local, or general, election.

Regardless of Labour’s delusions, the story so far, viz the gospel according to water utility suppliers, the rabid Rayner’s extravagant – more at delusional – pipe dream plans to build 1.5 million more homes by 2029 will leave Britain at risk of drought – with these extra households creating a demand for an extra half a billion litres of water each day.

Yep, you heard the Oftwat fubar weather forecast just right the first time around: a drought, forecast to strike our rain-soaked north Atlantic isles – if this scheme goes ahead.

Really, where did this ginger-mingin troll derive the qualification to plan a housing project of such scope – when her sole claim to fame (read ‘notoriety’) - in younger Stockport-based school days was being the local bike to have a ride on - followed by employment in a care home?

There again, the Rayner beast is simply parroting the opinion of Environment Agency prophets, who claim Britian is heading for a shortage of more than a billion litres a day by the end of this current decade - due a lack of government foresight and a failure to invest - (aka ‘avoiding’) - in replacing the country’s creaking Victorian infrastructure for the past 30 years – a factor which now-privatised, share-holder ‘for profit’ water companies are blaming the Oftwat government regulator, stating it has failed to source the required investment to construct new reservoirs.

Meanwhile, not wishing to be left off the useless comments list, Labour’s shit-for brains excuse for an Environment Secretary, Steve Reed, backed the predictions of catastrophe, and speculated that “Unless we take action to increase water supply then the demand for drinking water will start to outstrip supply in a way that happens with deep wells and oases in the Sahara desert – and Britain will have to impose a system of water rationing.”

And now for Labour’s solution to this so-recently announce, looming problem - with water bills set to surge by 20% in bid to fix the damage – before rationing is imposed – which roughly equates at an extra £100 nicker per annum for the hapless householders to fork out.

Contrastingly, the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ supply operators, led by  Southern Water - the greedy provider for Kent, Sussex and Hampshire - has demanded that the regulator should raise bills by 84%, while the equally voracious Thames Water is pushing for charges to rise by 53%

This was followed by a line of the customary buck-passing, with Labour blaming the Tories for failing to build new infrastructure, including reservoirs and laying fresh pipelines, as sewage spills left rivers, lakes and seas choked by pollution (read shit’) – whereas past oversights by Labour, when in office under the equally inept leadershit likes of Tony Bliar and Gorden Broon, conspicuously avoided any mention of culpability.

Hmmm, all more at scent than substance – for has any fucker or their dog thought this one though to a satisfactory conclusion?

Ergo: 1:5 million new house builds equates at !:5 million extra faucets being turned on = extra water required.

To wit: how about 1:5 million extra toilets being flushed - any thoughts on overloaded sewerage works to deal with all the extra shit? Or is that ‘effluent’ pre-destined for some ‘overflow’ trout stream – and once-pristine, sandy beach?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14194041/Angela-Rayners-plans-build-1-5million-homes-2029-leave-Britain-risk-drought.html

https://www.gbnews.com/news/water-bills-rise-fix-sewage-damage-steve-reed-rationing

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Channel Crossing: Hard Way vs Easier Way

                             

Really? While we appreciate the ethic of wanting to save a few quid, do these desert-dweller asylum seekers not realise this is no oasis pond – and the Channel too deep to wade across?

Or just too thick to cotton on to the fact that's why the other guys hired a big rubber boat?

Beware: UK’s Zionist Plod Squad

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Land-Grabbing Zionist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘UN-sanctioned Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of corrupt international ‘human rights – and wrongs - hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy – poisoning the core of every global government, and the United Nations hierarchy – all cursed by their exaggerated egocentric sense of entitlement, and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Ha! Here we go again – for even in our perennial state of common herd ignorance, inflicted from junior school levels via government programmed ‘educators’ (sic) - and a daily dose of mass media 'indoctrination' (aka 'deceit) – plus the fickle, forked tongues of elected politicians - it was contemplated the socio-political-economic state of things could not get any more screwed up – then this latest Zionist propaganda concept turns around and kicks us squarely in the ever-gullible ‘Doubting Thomas’ derriere.

So, hark the near Middle East madness, with the detritus of their sectarian / racist hate sermons now washing up on our sacred shores of Albion – a factor which immediately springs forth thoughts reminiscent of the Judaic Sanhedrin ‘Stasi’ prosecuting and crucifying God’s only Son, Jesus Christ – for speaking His Messianic ‘Truth’ - in condemning their nefarious infidelities.

To wit, the Revisionist Zionist Jewish intruders, camped out upon our very doorstep - here in Food Bank Britain – (formerly Broken Britain ) - have - sans any format of respectful legitimacy, formed their own Kikester God Squad police force - a bunch of mercenary pretenders - launching private prosecutions of ‘hate crimes’ against any and all who might sport the brazen audacity to speak the bloody obvious Truth - and condemn the rogue Zionist state of Israel’s despicable record of human rights abuses – read ‘war crimes’ – visited on the hapless heads of the Palestinian Muslim civilian populations of the IDF-occupied – and ever-diminishing - West Bank Territories, and the neighbouring, besieged Gaza Strip littoral enclave – the IDF’s F15l fighter-bomber pilot’s target of choice - aka Muslim Demolition Central.

This UK-based Campaign Against Anti-Semitism’s chief barker - a perennial, whingeing victim - and Holohoax inflationist / historic truths manipulator, none other than one Gideon Falter – who ignores the fact that which he is falsely categorising as anti-Semitic – (covetously, in blatant format, ‘hijacking’ – and ‘monopolising’ - the term ‘Semite’ for his very own) – whereas what Falter refers to as ‘anti-Jewish’ protests and hatred, are, in all ‘Truth’, internationally-held anti-Zionist sentiments - regarding ‘not’ the Jewish faith, nor its adherents - yet rather the rogue Zionist state of Israel, and its ruling Knesset - overlorded by Bobo Nuttyahoo and the Likit Party government – they who commission the IDF’s inhuman treatment – the land thefts – ‘and’ human rights abuses, ‘and’ war crimes – that are visited on the hapless, captive heads of the Muslim Palestinian populations of the now-greatly diminished West Bank Territories, and Gaza Strip concentration camp.

Both these afore-mentioned Palestinian areas of occupation are a mere fraction of the acreage of what was collectively, until 1948 - and the Yawm an Nakba – (the Day of the Catastrophe) – the historic, sovereign state of Palestine - when the Zionist ‘Jews of convenience’ European exile Yidster immigrants formed homicidal terrorist gangs – the Irgun, the Haganah the Lehi, and the Palmach - to force, via a campaign of indiscriminate violence, the British Mandate’s hand – (ref sort-of ‘legitimised’ (sic) via the outrageous, Rothshite-contrived Balfour Declaration) - to cede Palestine to the Zionist control of David Ben-Gurion – and accept the rebranding of the country as Israel.

Hmmm, albeit this Fata Morgana ‘Biblical’ delusion that Palestine is the Zionist’s Promised Land blends, with perfect congruity, the historic – and grossly egocentric - delusion that they are God’s ‘Chosen People’.

Ergo, by this violent route, that marks every inch of their post-1948 existence as a nation state, established on the stolen lands of others - and to the present day - not for a single second overlooking the venal crimes and indiscriminate assassinations expedited by agents of the manky Mossad and Shin Beth, the political Zionists have brazenly usurped the historic established order of things and claimed the sovereign state of Palestine as their Israel – their Promised Land.

Yep, Promised Land, no less - promised by some mythical deity – Yəhōwā – the purported God of the Old Testament’s Abraham – formerly Abram – and that schmutz from the Nile bullrushes - Moses).

Typical of all paranoid psychotics, in this latest diatribe of condemnation, Falter insists that anti-Semitism only applies to him, and his God’s chosen people mates – the land-grabbing Zionist Israelis – yet with nary a mention of the Muslim Arab peoples whose numbers are rife and legion across the Middle East expanse – (and in these modern times of international travel and resettlement, the entire World) - being no less Semites – of the same Semitic race origins - for long before the days of divisive religious affiliations, of Abraham, or Muhammad, were collectively all members of the wandering pagan tribes, of Semitic peoples.

Doubtless this psychotic Falter character will automatically justify the horrific open news source photos of Israel’s recent homicidal military actions – follow URL below - visited on the civilian population of the Gaza Strip – as opposed to conceding the Truth, and hang his pointy head in shame viz the fact that this land of Israel today has its 70 year-old foundation laid deep - upon layers of Muslim Palestinian corpses.

To close, this is all so typical of the Falter brand of paranoid, psychotic zealots, and their twisted ilk – ignoring legions of blatant human rights abuses – and wicked war crimes – in a pointless attempt to sanitise Zionist Israel’s war-mongering actions as ‘self-preservation’ from the dark, Satanic forces of Islamic Evil.

https://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/israel-continues-bombing-of-gaza

https://www.gbnews.com/news/police-jews-enforce-law-after-accusing-police-antisemitism

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Labour Plan OAP Winter Genocide

Yep, the banner headline says it all.

So, WTF ‘muddled’ socio-political agenda is motivating these Labour Party 'champagne socialist' clowns? 

First it’s ‘screw the farmers and their tax-free inheritance scams’ – the very same folks who produce the porridge oats n milk n eggs n toast for the breakfast table – along with the ingredients for the remaining square meals of our daily diet  - and now this absurd ‘government’ (sic) are planning a mass die-off extinction level event to freeze Food Bank Britain’s senior citizens to death – and subsequently, by malevolent design, thus save forking out life support pension payments every month to the nation’s no-longer-productive Grandmas and Granddads.

A canvas of Broken Britain’s self-aware electorate – those still able to think for themselves - regardless of being programmed by celebrity moron opinions in the daily mass media news sheets – or on the goggle box – are, collectively, of one mind, and opinion, that the House of Conmans incumbent majority Labour Party shall – due their slashing of the established winter fuel allowance for our older generations - be held responsible, at cabinet office ministerial level, for the predicted hypothermia deaths of a legion of OAPs during this imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter freeze.

So, which coterie of bubble-head psychotic gurus manning the cabinet office advisory desk (Moron McSweeny-Todd?) conjured up this ‘spiffingly great money-saving idea’ for the feather-brained executive considerations of 'Call me Sir' Keir Stammerer, and his egocentric, rodent-dunce of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves – the traitors within – as a solution to correcting the purported shortfalls in Food Bank Britain’s economy?

Who? Well, obviously those specifically elected to political office, and charged with ‘safeguarding’ (sic) the best interests and welfare of our once-proud nation – this sacred isle of Albion – and here we focus our condemnatory attentions on the political officials, and career un-civil service bureaucrap advisors, collectively responsible for shit-canning our elderly citizen’s winter fuel allowance payments.

Hmmm, mass murder planned – a veritable geriatric genocide most foul – and all to fill in this £22 billion quid 'bottomless pit' Black Hole that Fishy Sunak's Tory government are purported – by Labour’s bean counters – to have excavated in Broken Britain's economy – and which they determine can be easily filled – (cheaper than digging a mass grave and supplying body bags) - with the bodies of snap frozen old age pensioners - who have succumbed to hypothermia, and a range of other cold-related afflictions - while sat in their front rooms cuddling the cat – or a hot water bottle - for that extra degree of bodily warmth - due their Winter Fuel Allowances being slashed - and thus now lacking the ackers to top up the pre-pay gas and electric meters.

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-labour-pensioner-deaths

https://www.gbnews.com/money/winter-fuel-payment-stop-axe-pensioner-energy

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MG Midget Offends Whingeing Dwarf

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Paranoid Psychotic Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest virtue-signalling gossip topic: Socio-Political Correctness Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of fragile sensibilities ‘victim’ hypocrisy from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing and humourless authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

A veritable legion of pub club drinkers are fighting back against the ‘numpty dumpty’ nonsense plans to rename their beloved boozer - a knee jerk political correctness response from the Greene King brewery - to a wave of complaints emanating from some insignificant university lecturer on a holier-than-thou, self-gratifying morality mission – in the wake of the individual personally labelling the pub’s name as offensive to their singular narcissist – and stunted – fragile sensibilities – and in the process thus displaying their total ignorance of Britain’s iconic sports car history.

Last week pub chain owners, Greene King, informed a gaggle of gutter press hacks that a popular watering hole - ‘The Midget’ pub in Abingdon, Oxfordshire - was to be rebranded following complaints from some androgynous lecturer - who claimed to be affected with dwarfism - labelled its name as ‘disablist hate speech’ – and in the true paranoid, psychotic fashion that affects the egocentric, was convinced the pub name was designed to malign them personally - along with others affected with dwarfism – such as elves, pixies, and leprechauns.

Conversely, while Greene King have announced that to pacify this complainant’s grievance, ‘The Midget’ pub would be rebranded with some name deemed less offensive to humourless, ‘victim fixated’ paranoid personalities, they made zero reference of name change plans for other pubs in the Oxfordshire area – specifically those with monikers that might also be deemed equally offensive to the ears of certain like-minded psychotic individuals or social groups – specifically the Old Blind Git, or the Cripple’s Rest.

Ergo, focusing on the originator of this brouhaha - Liverpool Hope University's senior serial complainant, Dr Erin Pritchard, a lecturer in disability studies – (and the application of unqualified arrogance to achieve one’s goals) - kick started a petition in January, stating for the public record that: "I have dwarfism and like the majority of people with dwarfism affecting their sense of humour glands, I find the term midget offensive – regardless of the blatant fact that the pub was named after a classic British sports car - whose name is preceded by the letters MG – and the bar’s interior is plastered with framed photos of the MG Midget car’s 18 year production range history - and not photos of circus or fairground midgets being exploited due their dwarfism."

Hmmm, a pertinent question to pose to this so-offended ‘dwarf’ - the androgynous Dr Erin Pritchard, is if he / she, being situated in Scouseland, actually took note of the ‘so derogatory’ – and offensive (to her eyes) pub sign – displaying a piccy of the MG Midget sports car – (production 1961 to 1979) when calling in for a refreshing pint of Old Gimp bitter – or has the pub and name been simply pointed out to her as an online-viewed discriminatory slur that might be worth taking a negative response issue with via a public social media forum – and drum up some monetary compo’ – or just stir the shit, out of deranged spite?

Contrastingly, while the MG Midget was a most popular mid-range priced sports car for full size adults, it was not favoured by namesake ‘midgets’ – or dwarves themselves - as they could not reach the pedals – nor see over the dash board, if seated to drive.

Perhaps this might be the subconscious offending fact that this Pritchard character takes issue with – as MG failed to manufacture a disabled-friendly size of Midget - approximate to the dimensions of a child's pedal car – to thus accommodate their diminutive physical height limitations.

To wit, Pritchard’s ridiculous name-change petition has been met with fury from Abingdon locals, as legions of beer-swilling patrons fight back against the latest asinine woke joke DEI / ‘I’m Offended’ complaint from Victims Anonymous - to rebrand a pub deemed – in their minds only - to have an offensive name – all wholly ignorant to the fact that the pub, which opened in 1974, is named after the MG Midget, the pre-mentioned, iconic mini sports car - which was manufactured right there – on the Abingdon doorstep.

In an effort of compliance – and to placate both sides – specifically the boozers - Greene King primarily rebranded The Midget pub to The Roaring Raindrop - as a tribute to another MG car - the EX 181 - but local residents and pub patrons have fought back, demanding The Midget's original name be maintained – with their collective Xmas message to any and all emotionally-unstable dwarfs - to go fuck themselves.

But this is the life of Dr ‘Petty’ Pritchard – a notorious whingeing twat, all-round dog wanker, and serial complainant who, in the past, focused their warped egocentricity to successfully harass Marks & Sparks to rename their Midget Gems children’s candy product to ‘Mini Gems’ – and gained their subservient compliance due commitment to being an inclusive retailer that did not wish to upset anyone – especially potential money-spending customers - regardless of how utterly ridiculous the paranoid ‘dwarf cult’ demands.

The perennially-offended Pritchard, who is affected by the stunted growth condition of achondroplasia, harangued supermarkets and confectionery makers about changing the name of the sweet, raising concerns the use of the term midget had its roots in Victorian era freak shows – which she might well have been exhibited in one - billed as the 'Poison Dwarf' - had she lived in those dark days of yore.

Hmmm, talk about so-called ‘dehumanising remarks’ indeed - all in the eye and mind of the beholder, so thanks be to fuck that MG never produced a car named 'The Hobbit', or the complaints shit would really be hitting the fandango.

One ponders on the reaction to this virtue-signalling hysteria from the Army’s legions of thirsty paratroopers who frequented The Midget’s saloon bar over the years – from their nearby Dalton Barracks free fall training centre, located on the former RAF Abingdon base.

To close, The Midget’s landlady, Mandy Fuckingham, had this response for salivating press hacks: “This complaint is obviously, to all intents and purposes of interpretation, an individual who is psychotically obsessed, and to a paranoid degree, with their lack of vertical stature.”

“People don't come into the pub and think the name refers to a person or circus midgets - or fairy tale dwarves – 'cos there's a huge effin’ sign with a painting of the MG Midget on it as you drive into the car park – and the walls of our pub are plastered with photos of the Abingdon factory's entire MG motors range.”

Editor's note to the offended: advise y'all log onto the url below to view The Midget pub and MG range car piccies x 3.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/midget-pub-ridiculous-woke-plans-rename-offensive-oxfordshire

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World Gone Mad: Latest Edition

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Bearing zero reflection on the “Oh no, not Trump again!” - results of this week’s US Presidential election, the nation’s Sunshite state of California is in mourning.

Well, a state of shock, anyways – nothing unusual for California’s public demographic in the good ole US of A – if one follows – or pays any fucking attention - to their Woke joke social media system output.

Ergo, for when they proclaim, in high, sotto voice, that Montecito’s Princess Meghan has broken a fingernail while trying her amateur hand at gardening, and been rushed to the nearest trauma medical centre for treatment – then it’s serious.

Luckily her ginger-mingin Prince Charming spouse – Harry Hewitt - was on hand to scream Help! – and fortunately alert the attentions of a passing ex-military neighbour who came to their assistance and administered a double dose of life-saving CPR to the stricken Meghan – then summoned an ambulance to transport the fatally injured fake royal fabulist to the nearest emergency manicure parlour.

Now back to the US Presidential election. Trump or Kamala? An easy choice really. An egocentric, misogynist bully with the three ply comb-over – (who will expedite his world-changing, dragon-slaying, MAGA agenda with the ‘Magic Wand’ of Office - and everyone gets an early Christmas pressy) – or that equally-egocentric – but IQ-deficient, giggling moron Kamala, who is incapable of wiping her own ass, let alone cognitive thoughts, and running a nuclear-armed Capitalist nation.

Meanwhile, back across the Atlantic Pond, in Blighty, Labour’s joke of an Energy Secretary, Ed 'Wallace' Millipede, has informed the House of Conmans assembly that the government’s pledge to rely on wind and solar generated electricity for Broken Britain’s power needs is technically achievable - but will entail a Herculean effort on every front - under the supervision of his own skilled, technocrat eye, and faithful helper, Gromit.

But here’s the twist – not only for household voters penalised to limit wasteful consumption – by turning off their lights and the telly – then going to bed early – but for the Gods of Nature to be appeased, so the Sun will shine on demand, and the winds blow for several hours each day – the fresh breeze category, please – and not the gusty, North Sea hurricane type.

Hmmm, the billion-plus hapless population of the People’s Utopia of China is copping a draconian backlash from the Politburo regarding their stringent and dystopian views on what constitutes acceptable discourse – specifically the Truth now allowed to be broadcast and published over social media channels when the customary lies are preferred – and any such ‘truth’ being re-labelled under the heading ‘Western disinformation’.

The entire carbon cap Net Zero ‘negative’ climate change argument – and ‘evidence’ - portfolio has been, once again, shot more full of holes than a colander infested with terrible tunnelling termites – and exposed as the work of fanciful and fabricated establishment weather data manipulation – to sell Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF Great Reset (bullshit) Agenda 30 control freak scam.

Oh-ho – Food Bank Britain’s Queen Gorgonzilla is laid up in the palace and unfit to attend public events with hubby, King Chazzer – due a ‘chest infection’ – specifically coughing her guts up – and WTF can be expected when she never has a fag out of her gob – puffing away at a couple of packs of Capstan full strength per day, and stinking like a beer garden ashtray.

Finally revealed - or simply exposed as yet another mental case fantasist bullshit merchant? Read on ....

The identity of the enigmatic creator of the global trillion bucks Shitcoin industry, has been rumoured, to date, to be a Japanese ghost going by the name of Satoshi Nakamoto – and / or the independent, self-promoting creators being Craig Todd, and yet a further individual identified as Peter Wright - but has now turned out to be - so he / it claims - shedding all pretence of anonymity - a scraggy, grey bearded, and naturally sun-tanned, dog wanker answering to the name of Stephen Mollah, a self-taught macro-economist – ‘and’ monetary scientist (whatever the fuck that is) resplendent with Mummy's brightly-coloured tea towel wrapped around his pointy head, in the urban turban fashion.

For the record, legal and otherwise, this is the very same British-Asian 58-year-old S Mollah Esq, of Pimlico, who claims to have created Shitcoin, and has on deposit some 165,000 BTC in Singapore - or, so he reckons.

Mollah, and his 67-year-old partner, ‘Blockchain Billy’ Anderson, of New Malden, were collared by the Plod Squad on monetary fraud charges between November 2022 and October 2023, with their trial scheduled for November 3, 2025.

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Two Tier Keir Crosses Student Voters

New Labour are a joke - and not very funny either. 

Stammerer sparks fury from students after breaking tuition fees pledge.

Yep, Mr ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer breaks yet a further promise – this time via his shit-fer-brains Education Secretary, Bridget Phillipson, viz student tuition fees.

Like the Red Indians of old – declaring ‘white man speak with forked tongue’ with regard to his election run-up assurance that once in office he would ritually abolish tuition fees – then reneges on that 'writ in stone' vow, and goes one step further - in the wrong direction - by declaring the fees have to be increased. – to fill some more at scent than substance £££ black hole excavated into the heart of Food Bank Britain’s economy by the hapless, insaneiac Tory gang.

But that’s our two tier Keir – the DPP - who failed to prosecute his fellow Freemason, the BBC's celebrity kiddie fiddling, sex pest DJ, Jimmy Savile - and so too with all of this Labour Party shower of moronic dog wankers preaching their Woke joke alphabet message: equality, diversity, inclusivity, sustainability – simply not to be trusted.

Hmmm, WTF fuck comes next for our free-thinking universities - morality police and wrong-think Gestapo squads?

Then we have Labour’s man with his finger on the environment’s pulse - Steve Reed. This is a cabinet office minister who pays a visit to farmyards wearing his £420 quid designer wellies – a gift from deep pockets Labour donor, Lord Alli Bongo – while farmers, farmer’s wives – and their pittance-paid labourers trudge round, knee deep in cow shit, wearing a pair of £12 quid Dunlop galoshers.

Yep, you gottit, Sir Keir Stammerer's Labour wankers are taking the piss yet again.

But WTF can we expect from the House of Conmans assembly – for the most part a motley collective of mouth-breathing dribblers – and by the record of blunders past – and present, still engaged in the practice of terminal wrong-think.

Stop press: So the burning question of the day is this: Who will put out a hit contract on the insufferable Stammerer first? The uni’ student collective – or the hapless farmers who ensure that Food Bank Britain’s sucker-punched (by Labour) population have milk for their breakfast cork flakes – or will his own back benchers deliver a timely ‘et tu Brute’?

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/starmer-sparks-fury-from-students-breaking-tuition-fees

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Opportunist Migrants Flood Market Town

North-West England’s dreary chartered borough of Altrincham - hosting twice-weekly markets since 1290 -  has for recent years boasted a singular, half-ways decent hostelry establishment, the Cresta Court Hotel, (part of the Vine Hotels / Worst Western group) - located on the main Manchester to Chester coach road – and yet, faster than a rat out of an aqueduct, has this very day, shut its doors, closed down its website, and, sans ceremony, evicted staying guests – cancelling all manner of pre-paid bookings for weddings, christenings, and funerals, Xmas parties, bar mitzvahs, and their popular sell-out (and scandalous) ‘full moon’ al fresco Bingo night sessions.

WTF and why the 'lockdown', you might well inquire? For the hotel has been sequestered by that notorious, for-profit prison operations quango, Serco – to house some 300 Channel-hopping illegal foreign migrants for ‘one year’ in its 150 rooms – (yep, two to a bed - at least) all due to arrive en mass via an armada of coaches – or Serco’s re-tasked fleet of prison vans - or perhaps simply continue their waterborne journeys after crossing the Channel from France, along Britain’s elaborate system of inland waterways - and make landfall at the northern end of town - via navigating their inflatable rubber duck dinghies along the length of the Bridgewater Canal.

Doubtless this incoming shower of Third World sticky-pawed, scrounging ne-er-do-well asylum seekers – fleeing (so they collectively claim) the war-torn battle grounds of safe-haven France - have heard all about soft touch Broken Britain via the jungle tom-tom telegraph, and will, as now appears customary, be comprised of the usual stock-in-trade ‘invasion potential' single, military age Muslim males – born, raised - and brainwashed - in a culture than treats their own womenfolk as third class chattels – and bear zero respect for Christian worshipping infidels – er – that’s us, by the way – and with whom our Food Bank Britain's landscape is populated.

Hmmm, has no-one else raised a concerned eyebrow viz this blatant, and most disturbing, Labour government-approved ‘single, military-age males’ factor yet – or is this precisely why our corrupt government is in cahoots with Brussels EUSSR and Satan Klaus Schlob’s New World Order to achieve – the Great Reset dilution of our Anglo-Saxon genetic bloodlines at a nation-wide population level?

For the record – and reflection on greedy Greg Dyke’s Cresta Court Hotel ceasing normal operations for ‘one year’ –  the Britannia Ashley Hotel in the neighbouring village of Hale was closed to the public, and used to house 100-plus migrants ‘for one year’ back in February 2023 – while they were ‘asylum processed’.

Guess what – and how surprising – the 100-plus are all still there – some 20 months on – still ensconced – and 'still’ being ‘processed’ – prompting the more affluent residents of Hale village to say 'fuck this' - and move out. 

Further, viz the government’s asylum policy juxtaposed against the gospel according to recent figures, March 2024, there are currently 35,686 illegal arrival asylum seekers being accommodated in hotels across the UK.

This represents a 22% fall from the end of December 2023, with scores being moved into what the slimy, money-grubbing Serco refer to as ‘dispersal accommodation’- - usually a flat or shared house – or prison cell – all managed by the Home Office - with £3.1 billion quid squandered on hotel accommodation – which equates to around £8 million nicker per day – of public funds.

But WTF can we expect from the House of Conmans assembly – for the most part a motley collective of mouth-breathing dribblers – and by the record of blunders past – and present, still engaged in the practice of terminal wrong-think.

 

Ergo, regardless of scheduled local community ‘discussions’ to voice complaints this coming few days, it is a fait accompli – they are coming – and (apart from x-number going to prison for whatever crimes & misdemeanours - aggravated trespass, rape, GBH, murder) - will be here to stay.

So breathe deep on that last bit folks – as this Labour government – with the Chancellor, rabid Rachel Thieves, holding the purse strings - has robbed our old age pensioners of their 2024 annual £300 quid winter fuel allowance – while filling up the Cresta Court Hotel with scrounging asylum seekers copping their lodgings, and three square meals - at a cost of £££ mega-bucks per day – to us – the hapless taxpayers.

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No Tax Rises for Working Children

As opposed to addressing the House of Conmans ego-massaging addicts directly, the Labour party’s piss poor excuse for an Education Minister, the IQ-deficient Bridget Phillipson has, exercising her trademark unqualified arrogance before all and sundry, given an interview to gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, and foolishly presumed to speak on behalf of the Treasury and Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves - pontificating on this forthcoming Wednesday’s Autumn Budget, by reiterating the party’s manifesto pledge regarding workers (read ‘schoolchildren’) - whose main source of income is their weekly pocket money - would not see an increased band of income tax imposed.

Then, in typical two-faced Labour fashion, out of the blue, conjured up some Never Never Land microscopic print clause to target the afore-mentioned ‘workers’ if they have a second source of income – e.g. a newspaper round, or a dog walking job, or brushing pensioner’s driveways of fallen Autumn leaves – which would incur taxation at corporate rate, and hence further be subject to a National Insurance stamp levy.

Conversely, shifting into top gear motormouth mode, the gobshite Philipson – more suited to torturing her violin at Bikers Grove jam sessions – and personally raking in a salary, and allowances, of £160,000 per annum – (while sadistically attempting to inflict penury on Food Bank Britain’s less fortunate working class) - announced that ‘Sir’ Keir was committed to spending £1.4 billion nicker to build 50 new schools in England per year – plus a further £44 million quid to finance foster homes and orphanages for the legions of abandoned sprogs that arrived on our once-sceptred isle in the flotillas of rubber inflatable dinghies used by illegal migrants to cross the Channel from safe haven France.

Meanwhile, ponder those inner thoughts of the collective vengeance to be exacted – now gestating in the minds of millions of old age pensioners - wearing that extra woolly cardigan and cuddled up in blankets on their front room sofa to offset the Autumn chill in the air – (now a constant factor since the incumbent Labour party government’s nasty piece of work Chancellor of the Exchequer slashed their Winter Fuel Allowance) – shivering away, sat watching the goggle box in front of an empty fireplace - and sticking pins into the vitals of their rabid Rachel Thieves voodoo dolls.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c789915n5elo

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Runcorn Fight Club MP Suspended

The incumbent Labour Party’s MP for rabid Runcorn, Mike ‘Slugger’ Amesbury - elected to the House of Conmans in 2017 by his equally-pugilistic Runcorn & Helsby conshituents – and who previously served as Shadow Minister for Sucker Punching in Keir Stammerer’s opposition party - claims he felt threatened in a middle-of-the-night altercation with a fellow drunk in Frodsham, and landed a pre-emptive leftie to the jaw, thus flooring his own constituent - before striking the hapless twat a further six times.

Conversely, a plethora of ‘he said – she said’ conflicting CCTV footage of the punchy Amesbury delivering several snide blows during the incident at a Frodsham taxi rank around 02.15 am on Saturday morning - when the hapless, and inebriated, Mr Paul Fellows questioned Amesbury viz the Keir Stammerer-led (sic) Labour party’s motives for shit-canning his 87-year old Grandma’s winter fuel allowance payment - have prompted Labour’s hierarchy to revoke his party membership, and withdraw the whip, hence the punchy Amesbury is now out on his arse for the violent behaviour.

Hmmm, 02:00 hours in the morning – following a Friday night out – and Amesbury’s violent response to the question – sans any format of physical provocation towards him - implication leans to suggest the entire crowd involved were the worse for alcohol consumption – or perhaps ‘tired and over-emotional’ - as Private Eye is given to phrase the circumstances of such altercations.

Frodsham Labour councillors were also in attendance to put the boot in, as the group turned a deaf ear to concerns from concerned neighbourhood residents regarding the late night racket, and shit state of local policing and community safety.

For the public record, mere hours before the incident occurred, Amesbury was attending an old pals pub crawl get-together with his fellow Freemason buddy - none other than the Cheshire Police & Crime Commissioner, Dan Price himself – rumoured to be known in policing circles as Dodgy Dan, the Cut-Price Man.

Reflecting on the above paragraph, and being Masonic mates with Dodgy Dan, doubtless the odds are favourite that Slugger Amesbury will face zero criminal charges of assault, or GBH, for his fisticuffs attack on a helpless fellow human being.

Ergo, if this was an erring Japanese politician, causing his political party embarrassment, then he’d automatically commit ritual seppuku and disembowel himself in the middle of the House of Conmans debating floor for his inebriated, and violent, indiscretions.

Seizing the opportunistic moment, the Reform Party has called for Mr Punchy to do the honourable thing and resign immediately, if not sooner – (Ha! – the honourable thing from Labour - some joke) – thus initiating a by-election which, after coming second place in the last voting session for rabid Runcorn, are hoping their candidate, canvassing on an anti-street violence ticket, can usurp the Labour-vacated House of Conmans seat.

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2024/10/runcorn-fight-club-mp-suspended.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14011613/MP-Mike-Amesbury-arguing-constituent-closure-bridge-punch.html

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/mike-amesbury-labour-mp-punch-assault

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Skewed News Views Roundup

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

OMG! What a start to the day. Now we have anti-Freedom of Speech legislation – (Higher Education / Freedom of Speech Act 2023) – being kicked around and reviewed by the House of Conmans primates, and their equally knuckle-dragging , moronic Upper House of Frauds titled-reptilian associates.

More Labour Party Corruption: Labour MP for Croydon North, Steve Reed, received a palm-greasing £1,786 worth of soccer match tickets from Hutchison 3G UK Limited - whose parent company is connected to Northumbrian Water.

Reed’s acceptance of the football tickets occurred three months after he was appointed shadow environment secretary.

Northumbrian Water, linked to the company that provided the tickets, was recently fined £17million quid by Ofwat for discharging sewage (untreated shite) into waterways for 280,000 hours during 2022 - (what horologists might refer to as a ‘very long time’).

Here we go again – smell the stench of political corruption - with Labour engulfed in yet another scandalous cronyism row after Wes Streeting's fudging partner – and true love fiancé, Joe Dancey, was handed a major party role - (and doubtless the £££ salary remuneration package to go with it ) – and most conspicuously after losing his election bid a few months back - is going to be Labour's new executive director of policy and communications.

Hark the new green deal / net zero acolytes – still pushing wind turbines and solar panels for our land of fog – where the sun rarely shines, and never upon demand, and these clowns propose to run a modern economy on intermittent electricity?

Oh boy, God’s Chosen People (why?) up to their genocidal war crimes tricks again, now in the process of demolishing half of the Gaza Strip – that’s the half not quite already demolished by their previous – and continuing – arbitrary bombing campaigns.

Beware the trans-gender-bender cult’s disturbing agenda - to pillory any and all who dare speak the blatant and scientific truth – that biological sex is immutable – and they are collectively a gaggle of mentally-deluded fantasists who claim to be a girlie if they wear a dress – or alternately, a laddie, if they wear trousers and sport a stick-on moustache.

Fer fuck’s sake, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer and his loopy-left Labour party circus are making a total bollocks of attempting to manage Food Bank Britian (formerly Broken Britain) and now they’re nuts deep implicated with a Trump election campaign complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission regarding a case of ‘blatant interference by a foreign power’ in the good ole US of A’s presidential election – and not only supporting, but publicly promoting, the candidacy of the dumb fuck Kamala ‘Bimbo’ Harris.

There again, Harris or Trump – what a fucking choice – is that the best America can do? Not a matter of one being better than the other, more at one being worse.

The Thought Police are out and about – collaring any and all who present a danger to polite society – and dare breach that unwritten rule – the taboo – of voicing the audacity to question our Labour government’s motives – or, Heavens forbid – point the fickle finger of Fate at them, exposing their corrupt – and treasonous – dirty dealings.

Oh my, what clots – the Zionist crowd are slapping backs and cheering at the fact they’ve snuffed Hamas number one – and now some stand-by unknown will take his place – adopting a modus operandi that the manky Mossad have zero experience of – whereas the former’s way of doing ‘stuff’ was known – so you leave him to get on with it – and pre-guess the game. But that’s the Zionist Hymie land grabber crew – all gob and little time for forethought – or reflection.

We love Labour, and Sir Keir Stammerer and Lady Mangela Rayner have our votes for their early prison release legislation. I just got sentenced to five years for burglary last week, and today I'm free as HMP Amnesty was overcrowded with convicted civil rights demonstrators.

In the footsteps of Napoleon, Bonkers Britain to pay Saint Helena £6.5 million quid to take in exiled Chagos Island migrants – as the US military want their island as a military base. God bless America. Nice people, we don’t think. 

Que? WTF? Slavery reparations translate as any old excuse to go on the perennial, hands-out ‘gimme’ cadge – and are utterly shameless. The fact the incompetent governments of Third World dumps are struggling economically has sweet fuck all to do with slavery - which ceased 200 years ago – (with an economic infrastructure in place) - and even less with some future fantasy predicted climate catastrophe.

And now, just for the community hypochondriacs, 20 signs that your liver is not healthy.

Sign 1 – you turn a dull, jaundiced shade of yellow.

Sign 2 – you are dead.

Signs 3 to 20 – reasons for mention now redundant.

Yep, the current ‘governing’ (sic) Labour gang, under the leadershit of ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, and his ginger-mingin broomstick merchant deputy, Mangela Rayner, have succumbed to silly season anti-logic, and are all out with their support – and promotion of – this gender bender conversion therapy for the fucked in the head sector of our society that believes they were born in the wrong body – male/female vs female/male.

Ergo, common sense must take prescience in this debate – for if born with a willy, you are a male of the species – and if born with a snatch, you are a female. No if’s or but’s – that is how Nature and science are.

Oh yes, our medical tech , and a deft surgeon, plus lots of gender bender drugs, can do the ‘transition’ bit, and change the physical appearance, but that is all – change the appearance – for a woman with a skin grafted dick is not a man – nor is a bloke with a pussy a real female.

Religions – whichever you refer to, are all human constructs – and invariably control system orientated - the good ole ‘Thou Shalt’ and, of course, ‘Thou Shalt Not’ obedience principle.

OMG – and WTF next, we ask? The world is falling apart and all the shit-fer-brains MSM can ask is - what impact could Taylor Swift really have on this year’s US election cycle?

Well, if Lil’ Miss Cutie Pants launched a presidential bid, she’d doubtless win – being 100% more popular than the clowns currently standing - Donald Dumbo and Kamala Dumbo – and probably just as half-arsed smart to boot.

The Labour government is launching a ‘Back to Work for Lazy-Arsed Fat Gits’ campaign – an ill-thought scheme of injecting the unemployed and overweight with some experimental crap wonder diet juice conjured up by Big Pharma profiteers Lilly and Novo Nordisk - to run for a five-year trial period - on 3000 obese (read ‘fat fuckers’) hapless guinea pigs in the Manchester area.

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry Hewitt can't get royalty level motorcade protection anymore - thanks to the wart-faced Yvette Cooper blocking the privilege - but Taylor Swift can - in exchange for a couple of executive box tickets to her concert.

Mummy! Mummy! The nasty Plod Squad thugs have just arrested Daddy on thought crime charges. Yeah, free-thinkers beware - first they clamped down on freedom of travel, then came the jackboot effect on free speech – and now, under this ever-evolving fascist dystopia, our control freak government inquisition is prosecuting ‘free thought’.

OMG! WTF next? XL Bully cats indeed – looks like a fully pickled and wrinkled hairless monstrosity – straight out of Gremlins. Don’t believe? Just Google it.

Nowt to do with 'anti-Semitism' - but a yet another typical stock n trade racial / sectarian protest viz the Zionist Ashkenazi Jews of Convenience now governing 'Israel' - who stole the sovereign state of Palestine - (with the blessings of the good ole US of A, and a neophyte United Nations) - from the rightful Muslim owners back in 1948 - whose hapless populations are now confined to suffer human rights and war crime privations in the ever-diminishing West Bank and Gaza strip concentration camps.

Ref’ the dreaded Covid-1984 latest – and greatest – all-new XE variant – which carries the usual symptoms, including a high temperature, headaches, sore throat, continuous cough, loss of sense of taste or smell, shortness of breath, diarrhoea and vomiting, body aches (from all the shitting and spewing), extreme fatigue – and – er – eventually death.

Go see your GP and get the latest shot – preferably followed by a couple of boosters – which will really fuck you up into a state of paraplegic disability – plus fry your brain to the IQ of a guinea pig.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Public Beware - Killer Cop Cars

Oh yeah – not one – but two – unmarked – and speeding - Plod Squad cars in  collisions – with another car – ‘and’ an OAP pedestrian – in the last 24 hours.

A pregnant woman and her unborn child were both killed when the car she was driving was hit by a speeding (90+mph) unmarked police car – one of a trio of siren-blaring Volvos tear-arsing down the A20 in Eltham, London – which flipped their car over several times - while a hapless, 60-plus-year-old grand-dad is in a critical, ‘death’s-door’ condition after he was hit by yet a second unmarked – and speeding - police car in Bedfordshire.

(Dare we speculate that both mobile crews of inept plods were collectively chasing - and attempting to intercept - the very same 'high speed' suspects - on an 'all vehicles respond' nationwide alert?)

No shit, Sherlock, zero observance of, nor respect for, the statuary speed limits they impose on we, the ‘resigned to obedience’ public demographic.

Really, fast, cheap, and out of control sums up the entire fubar. Who the fuck was driving these vehicles – the perennially-accident prone Keystone Cops - or the ever-bungling Wallace and Gromit, in rapid pursuit of the villainous Feathers McGraw?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qzkn7wq0vo

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bedfordshire-man-fighting-for-life-hit-by-unmarked-police-car

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

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Labour Plan ‘Operation Deep Freeze’

Yep, the banner headline says it all – the imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter season will see the Labour Party’s ‘Operation Deep Freeze’ kill off millions of useless-eater old age pensioners – who, while contributing £££ mega-bucks to the state pensions system over their working lifetimes, are today considered, by this government’s parsimonious bean counters – and specifically their repugnant boss, this incompetent joke of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves - as a parasitic burden.

Ergo, it has been thus concluded - in their ‘infinite wisdom’ (sic) -  to henceforth axe the OAP’s £300 quid winter fuel allowances – with the rabid Rachel, grinning like some gormless Cheshire Cat, as she kicks our state pensioner community in the teeth - yet as the right hand dispenses large public sector pay rises alike some Lady Bountiful - devoid of any predicted format of productivity gains – the left hand conversely imposes a £25 billion nicker tax hike that shall undoubtedly stifle future economic growth and welfare reform – and all to balance her books, ahead of  the looming October 30 Budget.

Hmmm, here we are presented with further Labour party government absurdity - this clumsy, chaotic and poorly planned ‘scam’ - (more so than ‘scheme’) - enacted by none other than the key subject of this diatribe - that repulsive and septic creature, Labour’s dodgy and despicable ‘Granny-freezer’ Chancellor Rachel Thieves – robbing our once-proud nation’s prelapsarian pensioners - so Labour can afford to dispatch mega-loads of 'Shit Storm' missiles to Ukraine’s klepto’ Zelensky government - to blast the crap out of Russia, the Kremlin, and Bad Vlad Putrid – plus further contribute Food Bank Britain’s exploitive £££ share to the international (read ‘Brussels EUSSR’) - climate change hoax study fund.

Alas, we fear this entire ‘Let’s rob the pensioners’ cutback fiasco will morph, as our winter season progresses, into widespread public reports of “Granny turned blue and had icicles hanging off her ears, while sitting in her armchair, watching the telly."

See photo below: Labour Party top dog Slime Minister - 'Call me Sir’ - Keir Stammerer, and his faithful party purse strings control bitch, Chancellor Rachel Thieves - Labour's ambassador for economic stagnation - have a giggle at the legions of OAPs fallen victim to the optional ‘heating or eating’ arbitrary slashing of the winter fuel allowance.

"Oh look, another snap frozen pensioner turning blue. Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Whodunnit: Hamas - or Shin Beth?

Now here’s one to ponder over the morning coffee - for the question of the day is this: was October 7 (2023) a Hamas attack – on Israel?

Hmmm, if memory serves correctly, Hamas was an IDF / Mossad creation to counter the influence of the PLO’s frog-faced Yessir Marrowfat.

Que? WTF? Was that almost a year gone by? Yep, we’re drawing close to a first anniversary already. Does not time fly when two wholly-opposing ethnic-racial-sectarian-political factions are at each other’s throats – 24/7 - like pit bull fighting dogs.

More likely an excuse – and the justification for - what they are currently committed to at this precise and crucial moment in history - as the calendar turns a page into true Autumn, and October 2024 makes its presence known – the indiscriminate bombing, and invasion of, the sovereign state of Lebanon.

Why, one might inquire? Why indeed - to exact revenge on Hezbollah – for – er – taking revenge on Israel – on behalf of – er – Hamas – and – er – all the Muslim Palestinian civilians the rogue Zionist state has inflicted repeated war crimes and inhuman harm upon – and that’s apart from stealing their homeland of Palestine and renaming it Israel, back in 1948 – and all with United Nations ‘go for it’ approval.

Rumours, reflecting on the established Israeli ‘By Way of Deception’ back-stabbing policy - (the post-WW2 foundation stone of the Zionist ‘victim’ / blame game modus operandi) - pervade the air that the manky Mossad – and their domestic intelligence (sic) Shit Beth partners in crime – or was it Unit 8200 - have been up to their false flag / self-harm dirty tricks again - plus we scrutinise their history of always being on the lookout for some hapless Muslim activist type to accuse and condemn for crap – or simply to make them look even ‘badder’ than they really are.

But who, in the Western-dominated jurist community, really gives a flying fuck about Muslim Palestinians – they’re not God’s Chosen People – don’t control the global money streams – and banks – or the good ole US of A government in Washington (Shite House ‘and’ both Senate and Congress) - and have no right in the Zionist Promised Land – even though they lived there since time immemorial – er – until 1948 and the Yawm an Nakba – their Day of the Catastrophe.

Bollocks, so the story goes, within the privy and restricted confines of the global intelligence services networks – October 7 is just one more Israeli-driven narrative – with the fickle finger of Fate pointing directly at either the manky Mossad’s Kidon Unit psycho scum – or the equally scrote-staffed ‘Shit Beth’ - as being responsible – and this heinous false flag attack supported by Yossi Landau and his shifty Shylock ‘Zaka’ operatives – doubtless involved in pulling one of their notorious self-harm Hannibal Directive black propaganda stunts.

Yeah, Zaka – run by kiddie fiddling paedo scum and money-grubbing embezzlers – whose grasp of the Talmud’s moral rectitude message is more at scent than substance – especially so when it comes down to simply snuffing a gaggle of immigrant kibbutzim sod busters, to make the Hamas look bad.

Ergo, if one report is an exaggerated black propaganda-embroidered lie, then we assume the entire charade was a B-movie quality fiction, broadcast by the dark powers in the nutty Knesset – on the orders of that notorious Likit Party deceiver, and Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo.

But, if one dares cry Foul! – and points to the sore thumb conflicting evidence of this nihilistic Hamas attack, or questions the fundamental philosophy of the cult of Zionism – and the theft of Palestine by the Israeli apartheid state’s military actions in 1948 - then you shall be, as is the stock-in-trade custom, automatically smacked with their nasty anti-Semitism racist hate crime stick.

There again yer just gotta admire the reckless abandon with which the Israeli government / IDF military, and Shit Beth operate – expediting the purposeful genocide of the Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip littoral enclave with the zeal of a camp of evangelists, collectively high in oath – and on a scale that the Hitlerian Nazis would applaud – and all sans the use of gas chambers – albeit with high tech’ weapons systems and explosive depleted uranium ordnance supplied directly from the limitless arsenals of their good ole American Zionist buddies in Washington DC.

Ye Gods, we would hate to see a rebuild survey cost estimate for the bombed-out ruin that now constitutes the Gaza Strip enclave – that today, along with the equally deprived West Bank ‘Malnutrition Central’ concentration camp, comprise the radically-diminished homelands for the hapless Palestinian Muslim population – of what was, until 1948, regarded as the Holy Land – and their ancestral home.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.