World Gone Mad: Latest Edition

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Bearing zero reflection on the “Oh no, not Trump again!” - results of this week’s US Presidential election, the nation’s Sunshite state of California is in mourning.

Well, a state of shock, anyways – nothing unusual for California’s public demographic in the good ole US of A – if one follows – or pays any fucking attention - to their Woke joke social media system output.

Ergo, for when they proclaim, in high, sotto voice, that Montecito’s Princess Meghan has broken a fingernail while trying her amateur hand at gardening, and been rushed to the nearest trauma medical centre for treatment – then it’s serious.

Luckily her ginger-mingin Prince Charming spouse – Harry Hewitt - was on hand to scream Help! – and fortunately alert the attentions of a passing ex-military neighbour who came to their assistance and administered a double dose of life-saving CPR to the stricken Meghan – then summoned an ambulance to transport the fatally injured fake royal fabulist to the nearest emergency manicure parlour.

Now back to the US Presidential election. Trump or Kamala? An easy choice really. An egocentric, misogynist bully with the three ply comb-over – (who will expedite his world-changing, dragon-slaying, MAGA agenda with the ‘Magic Wand’ of Office - and everyone gets an early Christmas pressy) – or that equally-egocentric – but IQ-deficient, giggling moron Kamala, who is incapable of wiping her own ass, let alone cognitive thoughts, and running a nuclear-armed Capitalist nation.

Meanwhile, back across the Atlantic Pond, in Blighty, Labour’s joke of an Energy Secretary, Ed 'Wallace' Millipede, has informed the House of Conmans assembly that the government’s pledge to rely on wind and solar generated electricity for Broken Britain’s power needs is technically achievable - but will entail a Herculean effort on every front - under the supervision of his own skilled, technocrat eye, and faithful helper, Gromit.

But here’s the twist – not only for household voters penalised to limit wasteful consumption – by turning off their lights and the telly – then going to bed early – but for the Gods of Nature to be appeased, so the Sun will shine on demand, and the winds blow for several hours each day – the fresh breeze category, please – and not the gusty, North Sea hurricane type.

Hmmm, the billion-plus hapless population of the People’s Utopia of China is copping a draconian backlash from the Politburo regarding their stringent and dystopian views on what constitutes acceptable discourse – specifically the Truth now allowed to be broadcast and published over social media channels when the customary lies are preferred – and any such ‘truth’ being re-labelled under the heading ‘Western disinformation’.

The entire carbon cap Net Zero ‘negative’ climate change argument – and ‘evidence’ - portfolio has been, once again, shot more full of holes than a colander infested with terrible tunnelling termites – and exposed as the work of fanciful and fabricated establishment weather data manipulation – to sell Satan Klaus Schlob’s WEF Great Reset (bullshit) Agenda 30 control freak scam.

Oh-ho – Food Bank Britain’s Queen Gorgonzilla is laid up in the palace and unfit to attend public events with hubby, King Chazzer – due a ‘chest infection’ – specifically coughing her guts up – and WTF can be expected when she never has a fag out of her gob – puffing away at a couple of packs of Capstan full strength per day, and stinking like a beer garden ashtray.

Finally revealed - or simply exposed as yet another mental case fantasist bullshit merchant? Read on ....

The identity of the enigmatic creator of the global trillion bucks Shitcoin industry, has been rumoured, to date, to be a Japanese ghost going by the name of Satoshi Nakamoto – and / or the independent, self-promoting creators being Craig Todd, and yet a further individual identified as Peter Wright - but has now turned out to be - so he / it claims - shedding all pretence of anonymity - a scraggy, grey bearded, and naturally sun-tanned, dog wanker answering to the name of Stephen Mollah, a self-taught macro-economist – ‘and’ monetary scientist (whatever the fuck that is) resplendent with Mummy's brightly-coloured tea towel wrapped around his pointy head, in the urban turban fashion.

For the record, legal and otherwise, this is the very same British-Asian 58-year-old S Mollah Esq, of Pimlico, who claims to have created Shitcoin, and has on deposit some 165,000 BTC in Singapore - or, so he reckons.

Mollah, and his 67-year-old partner, ‘Blockchain Billy’ Anderson, of New Malden, were collared by the Plod Squad on monetary fraud charges between November 2022 and October 2023, with their trial scheduled for November 3, 2025.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Two Tier Keir Crosses Student Voters

New Labour are a joke - and not very funny either. 

Stammerer sparks fury from students after breaking tuition fees pledge.

Yep, Mr ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer breaks yet a further promise – this time via his shit-fer-brains Education Secretary, Bridget Phillipson, viz student tuition fees.

Like the Red Indians of old – declaring ‘white man speak with forked tongue’ with regard to his election run-up assurance that once in office he would ritually abolish tuition fees – then reneges on that 'writ in stone' vow, and goes one step further - in the wrong direction - by declaring the fees have to be increased. – to fill some more at scent than substance £££ black hole excavated into the heart of Food Bank Britain’s economy by the hapless, insaneiac Tory gang.

But that’s our two tier Keir – the DPP - who failed to prosecute his fellow Freemason, the BBC's celebrity kiddie fiddling, sex pest DJ, Jimmy Savile - and so too with all of this Labour Party shower of moronic dog wankers preaching their Woke joke alphabet message: equality, diversity, inclusivity, sustainability – simply not to be trusted.

Hmmm, WTF fuck comes next for our free-thinking universities - morality police and wrong-think Gestapo squads?

Then we have Labour’s man with his finger on the environment’s pulse - Steve Reed. This is a cabinet office minister who pays a visit to farmyards wearing his £420 quid designer wellies – a gift from deep pockets Labour donor, Lord Alli Bongo – while farmers, farmer’s wives – and their pittance-paid labourers trudge round, knee deep in cow shit, wearing a pair of £12 quid Dunlop galoshers.

Yep, you gottit, Sir Keir Stammerer's Labour wankers are taking the piss yet again.

But WTF can we expect from the House of Conmans assembly – for the most part a motley collective of mouth-breathing dribblers – and by the record of blunders past – and present, still engaged in the practice of terminal wrong-think.

Stop press: So the burning question of the day is this: Who will put out a hit contract on the insufferable Stammerer first? The uni’ student collective – or the hapless farmers who ensure that Food Bank Britain’s sucker-punched (by Labour) population have milk for their breakfast cork flakes – or will his own back benchers deliver a timely ‘et tu Brute’?

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/starmer-sparks-fury-from-students-breaking-tuition-fees

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Opportunist Migrants Flood Market Town

North-West England’s dreary chartered borough of Altrincham - hosting twice-weekly markets since 1290 -  has for recent years boasted a singular, half-ways decent hostelry establishment, the Cresta Court Hotel, (part of the Vine Hotels / Worst Western group) - located on the main Manchester to Chester coach road – and yet, faster than a rat out of an aqueduct, has this very day, shut its doors, closed down its website, and, sans ceremony, evicted staying guests – cancelling all manner of pre-paid bookings for weddings, christenings, and funerals, Xmas parties, bar mitzvahs, and their popular sell-out (and scandalous) ‘full moon’ al fresco Bingo night sessions.

WTF and why the 'lockdown', you might well inquire? For the hotel has been sequestered by that notorious, for-profit prison operations quango, Serco – to house some 300 Channel-hopping illegal foreign migrants for ‘one year’ in its 150 rooms – (yep, two to a bed - at least) all due to arrive en mass via an armada of coaches – or Serco’s re-tasked fleet of prison vans - or perhaps simply continue their waterborne journeys after crossing the Channel from France, along Britain’s elaborate system of inland waterways - and make landfall at the northern end of town - via navigating their inflatable rubber duck dinghies along the length of the Bridgewater Canal.

Doubtless this incoming shower of Third World sticky-pawed, scrounging ne-er-do-well asylum seekers – fleeing (so they collectively claim) the war-torn battle grounds of safe-haven France - have heard all about soft touch Broken Britain via the jungle tom-tom telegraph, and will, as now appears customary, be comprised of the usual stock-in-trade ‘invasion potential' single, military age Muslim males – born, raised - and brainwashed - in a culture than treats their own womenfolk as third class chattels – and bear zero respect for Christian worshipping infidels – er – that’s us, by the way – and with whom our Food Bank Britain's landscape is populated.

Hmmm, has no-one else raised a concerned eyebrow viz this blatant, and most disturbing, Labour government-approved ‘single, military-age males’ factor yet – or is this precisely why our corrupt government is in cahoots with Brussels EUSSR and Satan Klaus Schlob’s New World Order to achieve – the Great Reset dilution of our Anglo-Saxon genetic bloodlines at a nation-wide population level?

For the record – and reflection on greedy Greg Dyke’s Cresta Court Hotel ceasing normal operations for ‘one year’ –  the Britannia Ashley Hotel in the neighbouring village of Hale was closed to the public, and used to house 100-plus migrants ‘for one year’ back in February 2023 – while they were ‘asylum processed’.

Guess what – and how surprising – the 100-plus are all still there – some 20 months on – still ensconced – and 'still’ being ‘processed’ – prompting the more affluent residents of Hale village to say 'fuck this' - and move out. 

Further, viz the government’s asylum policy juxtaposed against the gospel according to recent figures, March 2024, there are currently 35,686 illegal arrival asylum seekers being accommodated in hotels across the UK.

This represents a 22% fall from the end of December 2023, with scores being moved into what the slimy, money-grubbing Serco refer to as ‘dispersal accommodation’- - usually a flat or shared house – or prison cell – all managed by the Home Office - with £3.1 billion quid squandered on hotel accommodation – which equates to around £8 million nicker per day – of public funds.

But WTF can we expect from the House of Conmans assembly – for the most part a motley collective of mouth-breathing dribblers – and by the record of blunders past – and present, still engaged in the practice of terminal wrong-think.

 

Ergo, regardless of scheduled local community ‘discussions’ to voice complaints this coming few days, it is a fait accompli – they are coming – and (apart from x-number going to prison for whatever crimes & misdemeanours - aggravated trespass, rape, GBH, murder) - will be here to stay.

So breathe deep on that last bit folks – as this Labour government – with the Chancellor, rabid Rachel Thieves, holding the purse strings - has robbed our old age pensioners of their 2024 annual £300 quid winter fuel allowance – while filling up the Cresta Court Hotel with scrounging asylum seekers copping their lodgings, and three square meals - at a cost of £££ mega-bucks per day – to us – the hapless taxpayers.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

No Tax Rises for Working Children

As opposed to addressing the House of Conmans ego-massaging addicts directly, the Labour party’s piss poor excuse for an Education Minister, the IQ-deficient Bridget Phillipson has, exercising her trademark unqualified arrogance before all and sundry, given an interview to gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, and foolishly presumed to speak on behalf of the Treasury and Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves - pontificating on this forthcoming Wednesday’s Autumn Budget, by reiterating the party’s manifesto pledge regarding workers (read ‘schoolchildren’) - whose main source of income is their weekly pocket money - would not see an increased band of income tax imposed.

Then, in typical two-faced Labour fashion, out of the blue, conjured up some Never Never Land microscopic print clause to target the afore-mentioned ‘workers’ if they have a second source of income – e.g. a newspaper round, or a dog walking job, or brushing pensioner’s driveways of fallen Autumn leaves – which would incur taxation at corporate rate, and hence further be subject to a National Insurance stamp levy.

Conversely, shifting into top gear motormouth mode, the gobshite Philipson – more suited to torturing her violin at Bikers Grove jam sessions – and personally raking in a salary, and allowances, of £160,000 per annum – (while sadistically attempting to inflict penury on Food Bank Britain’s less fortunate working class) - announced that ‘Sir’ Keir was committed to spending £1.4 billion nicker to build 50 new schools in England per year – plus a further £44 million quid to finance foster homes and orphanages for the legions of abandoned sprogs that arrived on our once-sceptred isle in the flotillas of rubber inflatable dinghies used by illegal migrants to cross the Channel from safe haven France.

Meanwhile, ponder those inner thoughts of the collective vengeance to be exacted – now gestating in the minds of millions of old age pensioners - wearing that extra woolly cardigan and cuddled up in blankets on their front room sofa to offset the Autumn chill in the air – (now a constant factor since the incumbent Labour party government’s nasty piece of work Chancellor of the Exchequer slashed their Winter Fuel Allowance) – shivering away, sat watching the goggle box in front of an empty fireplace - and sticking pins into the vitals of their rabid Rachel Thieves voodoo dolls.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c789915n5elo

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Runcorn Fight Club MP Suspended

The incumbent Labour Party’s MP for rabid Runcorn, Mike ‘Slugger’ Amesbury - elected to the House of Conmans in 2017 by his equally-pugilistic Runcorn & Helsby conshituents – and who previously served as Shadow Minister for Sucker Punching in Keir Stammerer’s opposition party - claims he felt threatened in a middle-of-the-night altercation with a fellow drunk in Frodsham, and landed a pre-emptive leftie to the jaw, thus flooring his own constituent - before striking the hapless twat a further six times.

Conversely, a plethora of ‘he said – she said’ conflicting CCTV footage of the punchy Amesbury delivering several snide blows during the incident at a Frodsham taxi rank around 02.15 am on Saturday morning - when the hapless, and inebriated, Mr Paul Fellows questioned Amesbury viz the Keir Stammerer-led (sic) Labour party’s motives for shit-canning his 87-year old Grandma’s winter fuel allowance payment - have prompted Labour’s hierarchy to revoke his party membership, and withdraw the whip, hence the punchy Amesbury is now out on his arse for the violent behaviour.

Hmmm, 02:00 hours in the morning – following a Friday night out – and Amesbury’s violent response to the question – sans any format of physical provocation towards him - implication leans to suggest the entire crowd involved were the worse for alcohol consumption – or perhaps ‘tired and over-emotional’ - as Private Eye is given to phrase the circumstances of such altercations.

Frodsham Labour councillors were also in attendance to put the boot in, as the group turned a deaf ear to concerns from concerned neighbourhood residents regarding the late night racket, and shit state of local policing and community safety.

For the public record, mere hours before the incident occurred, Amesbury was attending an old pals pub crawl get-together with his fellow Freemason buddy - none other than the Cheshire Police & Crime Commissioner, Dan Price himself – rumoured to be known in policing circles as Dodgy Dan, the Cut-Price Man.

Reflecting on the above paragraph, and being Masonic mates with Dodgy Dan, doubtless the odds are favourite that Slugger Amesbury will face zero criminal charges of assault, or GBH, for his fisticuffs attack on a helpless fellow human being.

Ergo, if this was an erring Japanese politician, causing his political party embarrassment, then he’d automatically commit ritual seppuku and disembowel himself in the middle of the House of Conmans debating floor for his inebriated, and violent, indiscretions.

Seizing the opportunistic moment, the Reform Party has called for Mr Punchy to do the honourable thing and resign immediately, if not sooner – (Ha! – the honourable thing from Labour - some joke) – thus initiating a by-election which, after coming second place in the last voting session for rabid Runcorn, are hoping their candidate, canvassing on an anti-street violence ticket, can usurp the Labour-vacated House of Conmans seat.

https://rustyskewednewsviews.blogspot.com/2024/10/runcorn-fight-club-mp-suspended.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14011613/MP-Mike-Amesbury-arguing-constituent-closure-bridge-punch.html

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/mike-amesbury-labour-mp-punch-assault

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modifed nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Skewed News Views Roundup

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'cross party political hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

OMG! What a start to the day. Now we have anti-Freedom of Speech legislation – (Higher Education / Freedom of Speech Act 2023) – being kicked around and reviewed by the House of Conmans primates, and their equally knuckle-dragging , moronic Upper House of Frauds titled-reptilian associates.

More Labour Party Corruption: Labour MP for Croydon North, Steve Reed, received a palm-greasing £1,786 worth of soccer match tickets from Hutchison 3G UK Limited - whose parent company is connected to Northumbrian Water.

Reed’s acceptance of the football tickets occurred three months after he was appointed shadow environment secretary.

Northumbrian Water, linked to the company that provided the tickets, was recently fined £17million quid by Ofwat for discharging sewage (untreated shite) into waterways for 280,000 hours during 2022 - (what horologists might refer to as a ‘very long time’).

Here we go again – smell the stench of political corruption - with Labour engulfed in yet another scandalous cronyism row after Wes Streeting's fudging partner – and true love fiancé, Joe Dancey, was handed a major party role - (and doubtless the £££ salary remuneration package to go with it ) – and most conspicuously after losing his election bid a few months back - is going to be Labour's new executive director of policy and communications.

Hark the new green deal / net zero acolytes – still pushing wind turbines and solar panels for our land of fog – where the sun rarely shines, and never upon demand, and these clowns propose to run a modern economy on intermittent electricity?

Oh boy, God’s Chosen People (why?) up to their genocidal war crimes tricks again, now in the process of demolishing half of the Gaza Strip – that’s the half not quite already demolished by their previous – and continuing – arbitrary bombing campaigns.

Beware the trans-gender-bender cult’s disturbing agenda - to pillory any and all who dare speak the blatant and scientific truth – that biological sex is immutable – and they are collectively a gaggle of mentally-deluded fantasists who claim to be a girlie if they wear a dress – or alternately, a laddie, if they wear trousers and sport a stick-on moustache.

Fer fuck’s sake, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer and his loopy-left Labour party circus are making a total bollocks of attempting to manage Food Bank Britian (formerly Broken Britain) and now they’re nuts deep implicated with a Trump election campaign complaint filed with the Federal Election Commission regarding a case of ‘blatant interference by a foreign power’ in the good ole US of A’s presidential election – and not only supporting, but publicly promoting, the candidacy of the dumb fuck Kamala ‘Bimbo’ Harris.

There again, Harris or Trump – what a fucking choice – is that the best America can do? Not a matter of one being better than the other, more at one being worse.

The Thought Police are out and about – collaring any and all who present a danger to polite society – and dare breach that unwritten rule – the taboo – of voicing the audacity to question our Labour government’s motives – or, Heavens forbid – point the fickle finger of Fate at them, exposing their corrupt – and treasonous – dirty dealings.

Oh my, what clots – the Zionist crowd are slapping backs and cheering at the fact they’ve snuffed Hamas number one – and now some stand-by unknown will take his place – adopting a modus operandi that the manky Mossad have zero experience of – whereas the former’s way of doing ‘stuff’ was known – so you leave him to get on with it – and pre-guess the game. But that’s the Zionist Hymie land grabber crew – all gob and little time for forethought – or reflection.

We love Labour, and Sir Keir Stammerer and Lady Mangela Rayner have our votes for their early prison release legislation. I just got sentenced to five years for burglary last week, and today I'm free as HMP Amnesty was overcrowded with convicted civil rights demonstrators.

In the footsteps of Napoleon, Bonkers Britain to pay Saint Helena £6.5 million quid to take in exiled Chagos Island migrants – as the US military want their island as a military base. God bless America. Nice people, we don’t think. 

Que? WTF? Slavery reparations translate as any old excuse to go on the perennial, hands-out ‘gimme’ cadge – and are utterly shameless. The fact the incompetent governments of Third World dumps are struggling economically has sweet fuck all to do with slavery - which ceased 200 years ago – (with an economic infrastructure in place) - and even less with some future fantasy predicted climate catastrophe.

And now, just for the community hypochondriacs, 20 signs that your liver is not healthy.

Sign 1 – you turn a dull, jaundiced shade of yellow.

Sign 2 – you are dead.

Signs 3 to 20 – reasons for mention now redundant.

Yep, the current ‘governing’ (sic) Labour gang, under the leadershit of ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, and his ginger-mingin broomstick merchant deputy, Mangela Rayner, have succumbed to silly season anti-logic, and are all out with their support – and promotion of – this gender bender conversion therapy for the fucked in the head sector of our society that believes they were born in the wrong body – male/female vs female/male.

Ergo, common sense must take prescience in this debate – for if born with a willy, you are a male of the species – and if born with a snatch, you are a female. No if’s or but’s – that is how Nature and science are.

Oh yes, our medical tech , and a deft surgeon, plus lots of gender bender drugs, can do the ‘transition’ bit, and change the physical appearance, but that is all – change the appearance – for a woman with a skin grafted dick is not a man – nor is a bloke with a pussy a real female.

Religions – whichever you refer to, are all human constructs – and invariably control system orientated - the good ole ‘Thou Shalt’ and, of course, ‘Thou Shalt Not’ obedience principle.

OMG – and WTF next, we ask? The world is falling apart and all the shit-fer-brains MSM can ask is - what impact could Taylor Swift really have on this year’s US election cycle?

Well, if Lil’ Miss Cutie Pants launched a presidential bid, she’d doubtless win – being 100% more popular than the clowns currently standing - Donald Dumbo and Kamala Dumbo – and probably just as half-arsed smart to boot.

The Labour government is launching a ‘Back to Work for Lazy-Arsed Fat Gits’ campaign – an ill-thought scheme of injecting the unemployed and overweight with some experimental crap wonder diet juice conjured up by Big Pharma profiteers Lilly and Novo Nordisk - to run for a five-year trial period - on 3000 obese (read ‘fat fuckers’) hapless guinea pigs in the Manchester area.

The ginger-mingin Prince Harry Hewitt can't get royalty level motorcade protection anymore - thanks to the wart-faced Yvette Cooper blocking the privilege - but Taylor Swift can - in exchange for a couple of executive box tickets to her concert.

Mummy! Mummy! The nasty Plod Squad thugs have just arrested Daddy on thought crime charges. Yeah, free-thinkers beware - first they clamped down on freedom of travel, then came the jackboot effect on free speech – and now, under this ever-evolving fascist dystopia, our control freak government inquisition is prosecuting ‘free thought’.

OMG! WTF next? XL Bully cats indeed – looks like a fully pickled and wrinkled hairless monstrosity – straight out of Gremlins. Don’t believe? Just Google it.

Nowt to do with 'anti-Semitism' - but a yet another typical stock n trade racial / sectarian protest viz the Zionist Ashkenazi Jews of Convenience now governing 'Israel' - who stole the sovereign state of Palestine - (with the blessings of the good ole US of A, and a neophyte United Nations) - from the rightful Muslim owners back in 1948 - whose hapless populations are now confined to suffer human rights and war crime privations in the ever-diminishing West Bank and Gaza strip concentration camps.

Ref’ the dreaded Covid-1984 latest – and greatest – all-new XE variant – which carries the usual symptoms, including a high temperature, headaches, sore throat, continuous cough, loss of sense of taste or smell, shortness of breath, diarrhoea and vomiting, body aches (from all the shitting and spewing), extreme fatigue – and – er – eventually death.

Go see your GP and get the latest shot – preferably followed by a couple of boosters – which will really fuck you up into a state of paraplegic disability – plus fry your brain to the IQ of a guinea pig.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Public Beware - Killer Cop Cars

Oh yeah – not one – but two – unmarked – and speeding - Plod Squad cars in  collisions – with another car – ‘and’ an OAP pedestrian – in the last 24 hours.

A pregnant woman and her unborn child were both killed when the car she was driving was hit by a speeding (90+mph) unmarked police car – one of a trio of siren-blaring Volvos tear-arsing down the A20 in Eltham, London – which flipped their car over several times - while a hapless, 60-plus-year-old grand-dad is in a critical, ‘death’s-door’ condition after he was hit by yet a second unmarked – and speeding - police car in Bedfordshire.

(Dare we speculate that both mobile crews of inept plods were collectively chasing - and attempting to intercept - the very same 'high speed' suspects - on an 'all vehicles respond' nationwide alert?)

No shit, Sherlock, zero observance of, nor respect for, the statuary speed limits they impose on we, the ‘resigned to obedience’ public demographic.

Really, fast, cheap, and out of control sums up the entire fubar. Who the fuck was driving these vehicles – the perennially-accident prone Keystone Cops - or the ever-bungling Wallace and Gromit, in rapid pursuit of the villainous Feathers McGraw?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qzkn7wq0vo

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bedfordshire-man-fighting-for-life-hit-by-unmarked-police-car

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Labour Plan ‘Operation Deep Freeze’

Yep, the banner headline says it all – the imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter season will see the Labour Party’s ‘Operation Deep Freeze’ kill off millions of useless-eater old age pensioners – who, while contributing £££ mega-bucks to the state pensions system over their working lifetimes, are today considered, by this government’s parsimonious bean counters – and specifically their repugnant boss, this incompetent joke of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves - as a parasitic burden.

Ergo, it has been thus concluded - in their ‘infinite wisdom’ (sic) -  to henceforth axe the OAP’s £300 quid winter fuel allowances – with the rabid Rachel, grinning like some gormless Cheshire Cat, as she kicks our state pensioner community in the teeth - yet as the right hand dispenses large public sector pay rises alike some Lady Bountiful - devoid of any predicted format of productivity gains – the left hand conversely imposes a £25 billion nicker tax hike that shall undoubtedly stifle future economic growth and welfare reform – and all to balance her books, ahead of  the looming October 30 Budget.

Hmmm, here we are presented with further Labour party government absurdity - this clumsy, chaotic and poorly planned ‘scam’ - (more so than ‘scheme’) - enacted by none other than the key subject of this diatribe - that repulsive and septic creature, Labour’s dodgy and despicable ‘Granny-freezer’ Chancellor Rachel Thieves – robbing our once-proud nation’s prelapsarian pensioners - so Labour can afford to dispatch mega-loads of 'Shit Storm' missiles to Ukraine’s klepto’ Zelensky government - to blast the crap out of Russia, the Kremlin, and Bad Vlad Putrid – plus further contribute Food Bank Britain’s exploitive £££ share to the international (read ‘Brussels EUSSR’) - climate change hoax study fund.

Alas, we fear this entire ‘Let’s rob the pensioners’ cutback fiasco will morph, as our winter season progresses, into widespread public reports of “Granny turned blue and had icicles hanging off her ears, while sitting in her armchair, watching the telly."

See photo below: Labour Party top dog Slime Minister - 'Call me Sir’ - Keir Stammerer, and his faithful party purse strings control bitch, Chancellor Rachel Thieves - Labour's ambassador for economic stagnation - have a giggle at the legions of OAPs fallen victim to the optional ‘heating or eating’ arbitrary slashing of the winter fuel allowance.

"Oh look, another snap frozen pensioner turning blue. Ho! Ho! Ho!"

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Whodunnit: Hamas - or Shin Beth?

Now here’s one to ponder over the morning coffee - for the question of the day is this: was October 7 (2023) a Hamas attack – on Israel?

Hmmm, if memory serves correctly, Hamas was an IDF / Mossad creation to counter the influence of the PLO’s frog-faced Yessir Marrowfat.

Que? WTF? Was that almost a year gone by? Yep, we’re drawing close to a first anniversary already. Does not time fly when two wholly-opposing ethnic-racial-sectarian-political factions are at each other’s throats – 24/7 - like pit bull fighting dogs.

More likely an excuse – and the justification for - what they are currently committed to at this precise and crucial moment in history - as the calendar turns a page into true Autumn, and October 2024 makes its presence known – the indiscriminate bombing, and invasion of, the sovereign state of Lebanon.

Why, one might inquire? Why indeed - to exact revenge on Hezbollah – for – er – taking revenge on Israel – on behalf of – er – Hamas – and – er – all the Muslim Palestinian civilians the rogue Zionist state has inflicted repeated war crimes and inhuman harm upon – and that’s apart from stealing their homeland of Palestine and renaming it Israel, back in 1948 – and all with United Nations ‘go for it’ approval.

Rumours, reflecting on the established Israeli ‘By Way of Deception’ back-stabbing policy - (the post-WW2 foundation stone of the Zionist ‘victim’ / blame game modus operandi) - pervade the air that the manky Mossad – and their domestic intelligence (sic) Shit Beth partners in crime – or was it Unit 8200 - have been up to their false flag / self-harm dirty tricks again - plus we scrutinise their history of always being on the lookout for some hapless Muslim activist type to accuse and condemn for crap – or simply to make them look even ‘badder’ than they really are.

But who, in the Western-dominated jurist community, really gives a flying fuck about Muslim Palestinians – they’re not God’s Chosen People – don’t control the global money streams – and banks – or the good ole US of A government in Washington (Shite House ‘and’ both Senate and Congress) - and have no right in the Zionist Promised Land – even though they lived there since time immemorial – er – until 1948 and the Yawm an Nakba – their Day of the Catastrophe.

Bollocks, so the story goes, within the privy and restricted confines of the global intelligence services networks – October 7 is just one more Israeli-driven narrative – with the fickle finger of Fate pointing directly at either the manky Mossad’s Kidon Unit psycho scum – or the equally scrote-staffed ‘Shit Beth’ - as being responsible – and this heinous false flag attack supported by Yossi Landau and his shifty Shylock ‘Zaka’ operatives – doubtless involved in pulling one of their notorious self-harm Hannibal Directive black propaganda stunts.

Yeah, Zaka – run by kiddie fiddling paedo scum and money-grubbing embezzlers – whose grasp of the Talmud’s moral rectitude message is more at scent than substance – especially so when it comes down to simply snuffing a gaggle of immigrant kibbutzim sod busters, to make the Hamas look bad.

Ergo, if one report is an exaggerated black propaganda-embroidered lie, then we assume the entire charade was a B-movie quality fiction, broadcast by the dark powers in the nutty Knesset – on the orders of that notorious Likit Party deceiver, and Slime Minister, Bobo Nuttyahoo.

But, if one dares cry Foul! – and points to the sore thumb conflicting evidence of this nihilistic Hamas attack, or questions the fundamental philosophy of the cult of Zionism – and the theft of Palestine by the Israeli apartheid state’s military actions in 1948 - then you shall be, as is the stock-in-trade custom, automatically smacked with their nasty anti-Semitism racist hate crime stick.

There again yer just gotta admire the reckless abandon with which the Israeli government / IDF military, and Shit Beth operate – expediting the purposeful genocide of the Palestinian population of the Gaza Strip littoral enclave with the zeal of a camp of evangelists, collectively high in oath – and on a scale that the Hitlerian Nazis would applaud – and all sans the use of gas chambers – albeit with high tech’ weapons systems and explosive depleted uranium ordnance supplied directly from the limitless arsenals of their good ole American Zionist buddies in Washington DC.

Ye Gods, we would hate to see a rebuild survey cost estimate for the bombed-out ruin that now constitutes the Gaza Strip enclave – that today, along with the equally deprived West Bank ‘Malnutrition Central’ concentration camp, comprise the radically-diminished homelands for the hapless Palestinian Muslim population – of what was, until 1948, regarded as the Holy Land – and their ancestral home.

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Labour Wreak Housing Crisis Havoc

Yep, the banner headline encapsulates the essence of the message – with Labour’s current Energy Secretary, ‘Ego Ed’ Millipede, single-handedly formulating a future housing crisis that will have legions of hapless property renters rendered homeless, and out on the streets - dossing across the expanse of Food Bank Britain’s back alleys and public parks.

Hark, and listen to the budding housing crisis message being carried on the winds of change, in the wake of Labour’s annual party conference – a week-long, gobshite ‘blame the Tories’ name-calling / cross party back-stabbing session in Scouseland.

Sooner than keep his stupid mouth shut and not publicly expose a glaring IQ-deficiency, Ed Millipede, the younger brother of the equally obnoxious David Millipede – and progeny of that chronically repulsive Belgian-born Polack-Marxist political wheeler-dealing Commie – and pro-Zionist sympathiser - Adolphe Millipede – simply had to take the stage, and make his moronic presence felt.

Babbling on regardless, ‘Wallace’ Millipede did succeed in impressing all assembled that, without a doubt - and regardless of his official ministerial title - he knows sweet fuck all regarding ‘Energy Security – or ‘Net Zero’ - nor has one single point of cerebral acumen regarding residential housing construction or insulation technology – apart from the A4 sized photo-copied information downloaded from the property pages of the Beano and Dandy kid’s comics - or Builder’s Weekly - and shoved on the desk in front of him to peruse and quote from – by Labour’s cognisant energy department staffers, burdened to support the hopeless moron in fulfilling his ministerial daily duties.

Okay, now read on, viz what ‘Wallace’ intends to inflict on property landlords – and ban them from renting out homes that are not up to the Labour / Millipede standard of energy efficiency.

Really, for this is not simply some political parody piece to ridicule Labour’s choice of an ‘energy minister’ for the fun of it – but rather fashioned from whole cloth truth, to report, in the public interest, that the moronic Millipede has actually vowed to ban landlords from renting out properties that do not meet his more at scent than substance ‘energy efficiency standards’.

'Red Ed' further informed the Labour party conference at ‘Grim-up-North’s Liverpool that property investors would have until the end of the decade to ‘dig deep’ into their collective pockets – or take out mega-interest bank loans (if available - and they qualify) - to invest (sic) £10,000 quid on upgrades for each of their rented social homes.

Under Mr 'Smarty Pants' Millipede’s iron fist aegis, private housing landlords will be henceforth forbidden from renting out properties with an energy rating of E, or lower – (G to Z) - while official figures from 2022 indicate that 50% of rental properties have an EPC rating of at least C.

Thus Millipede is vowing to ensure every single rented social housing property reaches his mandated standard of energy efficiency by 2030, sparking fresh fears that Labour intends to declare war on private landlords – forcing them to invest unaffordable amounts on heat pumps – or (no laughing) solar panels – (in the cloud-stricken northern hemisphere island of Britain?) - to achieve their ‘Millipede-approved’ energy performance certificate (EPC) rating of C, or higher.

(For the benefit of the uninformed, EPCs rate homes on their energy efficiency, with properties graded between A and G – and the government’s initial consultation suggesting that all newly-rented homes to have a minimum rating of C by 2025, and then all rented properties by 2030).

Regardless of homeless folks and families in dire need of having a roof over their heads, and glad to rough it – even if it’s a tent, a parkland bivouac, or even a vacated pigsty - current rules forbid landlords from renting out properties with a rating of E or lower - while there is no minimum rating for rented social homes. 

Conversely, the National Residential Landlords Association warned that almost a third of Broken Britain’s rental homes were built prior to 1919 and heated by coal fires, thus would be among the hardest to improve the energy efficiency of.

To close his Labour party conference speech, Millipede speculated – on record - that banning landlords from renting out energy inefficient homes would lift one million families out of fuel poverty – and having to live in cold, draughty homes – which he personally points his fickle finger of Fate at – blaming such as a Tory legacy, a Tory scandal – and a Tory outrage.

Que? WTF? Who the fuck put this clown - ‘Wallace sans Gromit' - Millipede in charge of anything that involves intelligence, let alone appointed to the post of the Labour party’s energy secretary, overseeing the proposed energy and ‘nutty’ net zero compliance across the entire swathe of Broken Britain?

Has any fucker thought the scale and implications of this one through – as ‘Wallace’ Millipede and his faithful dog Gromit, obviously have not.

Ergo, reflecting on the above sentence, let us simply advance to the point where hard-up landlords will back off borrowing mega-bucks from rapacious, mega-interest rate banks, to pay for the mandated ‘Millipede Upgrades’ – and properties will stand empty – plus no longer forking out monthly council tax payments – and the homeless shall flood the streets, back alleyways, and parks.

Lol’s - albeit it is not a laughing matter, and to compound insult to injury, the Labour party’s shit-fer-brains - and noxious - Chancellor, Rachel 'Cold Comfort' Thieves, is now planning a capital gains tax raid in October’s Budget – a factor that has convinced many landlords to sell up and get out of the property market – while this egregious Labour government are in office.

How these Labour party clowns, of Millipede’s ilk, draw legitimacy for the absurdities that form the foundation points of their socio-economic – and net zero policies - is a question lacking a coherent answer.

Fer fuck’s sake, now the latest project of this shit fer brains Labour government is to introduce a ‘Protect the Undead’ bill before the House of Conmans - to enact a ban on the sale of, or possession of, zombie knives.

Now no fucker or their dog is gonna be safe when these decomposing ghouls escape their churchyard graves – or leg-it, half-incinerated – from the crematorium’s furnace, or corpse cinder dump – and cause havoc on the night-time landscape of Broken Britain – eating stray cats, badgers, and hedgehogs – and the vulnerable legions of Labour-inflicted homeless folks, crashed out on park benches, or in tents under parkland trees – deprived of the very tool that might combat the zombie hordes.

Labour, two months in office, and while Broken Britain morphs into Food Bank status as the Autmn sets in - with no £300 quid winter fuel allowance payment cash to spare for our OAPs - but plenty of £££ in the slush fund to send mega-bucks armaments to the Ukraine, or for welcoming ashore, housing, and feeding, legions of illegal migrants in hotels - then donate another £2 billion nicker- of our taxpayer funds - to some more myth than substance ‘climate change assessment fund’.

Something stinks in Denmark - and it isn't Hamlet's socks.

https://bmmagazine.co.uk/news/landlords-face-ban-on-renting-energy-inefficient-homes-under-labours-new-policy/

https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/landlords-face-ban-on-renting-homes-that-are-not-energy-efficient-lpqc0bj0f

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Lord Alli Beatified as Labour Saint

Food Bank Britain’s noxious Labour Party – perennially adept when ignoring their own record of political excesses - while blatantly engaged in slagging off the Tory gang for all they’re worth - have now compromised themselves to a point of lacking in any format of credibility – or public trust – and freshly re-mired in a veneer of one-coat sleaze regarding their own in-house Lord Seedy Alli ‘political donations’ freebie scadalabera spotlight exposure.

Adding insult to injury we have this repulsive and hypocritical skanger – the Labour Party’s shameless Chancellor (aka Minister for Sleaze) – the one and only rabid Rachel Thieves - back-pocketing all manner of freebie kit from their deep pockets party donor, Lord Weedy Alli - while publicly declaring that Broken Britain’s old age pensioners are simply going to have to, quote: ‘tighten their belts’ – with regard to her slashing their £300 nicker winter fuel payments.

Hmmm, and this from a ministerial appointment Labour MP who’s pocketing a salary – plus expenses - heating bills paid - etc, (along with the ‘honorarium’ back-hander fiddles – and Uncle Alli’s free work clothes) in excess of £150,000 per annum.

And that folks is just the fringe shit when we review the record of sleaze, nepotism and avarice veering off the graft and corruption scale – so just wait ‘til we get to Labour’s deputy leader (sic), the ginger mingin Mangela Rayner, filling her goodies shopping bag from Lord Alli’s freebie ‘lucky dip’ bran tub – and HRH, ‘call me Sir’ - aka Two Tier Keir - Stammerer – with the token Director’s Box made available to watch his soccer team of choice, the premier league Asshole FC, at their Holloway Emirates Stadium home ground.

Then, to compound the ‘sort the rot’ hypocrisy, we have £32,000 quid’s-worth of assorted freebies - that emanate a stench of corruption – and that is without reference to his personal, conflict of interest intervention – first slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowance of a mere £300 nicker - while sucking up to his socialist scumbag TUC union pals, and okaying their mega-bucks pay raises.

To wit, viz receipt of their House of Conmans Parliamentary salaries, surely this afore-mentioned freebies-grubbing trio – along with a gaggle of fellow Labour scroungers, can afford to keep warm this Winter, all thanks to Lord Alli Cat’s mega-bucks wardrobe donations - for overcoats, woolly hats, scarves and gloves.

Okay, now for the burning question of the day that every fucker n their dog wants answered. WTF does the Labour Party’s token openly gay Muslim political meddler - come wheeler-dealing financier - Lord Seedy Alli, get in return for all this open wallet largess – apart from his very own, personal front door key to 10, Downing Street?

Hmmm, what else, we are inclined to wonder - for the stench of corruption is worse than Labour’s previous days in office when the venal likes of Slime Minister Tony Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson, and Alastair Campbell formed the core element of Government – and took it upon their egocentric and corrupt selves to ordain, and commit, the illegal military invasion of Iraq by British troops, and the ‘sans due process’ execution of the incumbent President, Sadam Hussein. 

Perhaps Labour should be baptised anew - as the Cesspit Party.

There again, on the subject of greasy palms outstretched, perhaps Lord Moneybags Alli might like to extend this ‘Labour only’ largess to financing the winter fuel payments of Broken Britain’s old age pensioners – now cancelled by his scumbag pet, Keir Stammerer.

Yep, and on this very subject, the MP for Canterbury, one Rosie Duffield, a rarity in and of herself – as a politico still possessed of a social conscience - has just quit the Labour Party - actually jumped ship in an act of public media denouncement – before Stammerer and his cabinet of like-minded, unscrupulous reprobates cause the party to sink further into a quagmire trap of nepotism, graft and corruption.

Nice one Rosie, but we doubt anything is gonna radically change for the better, and definitely not before the next general election - when the surviving frost-bitten old age pensioner community take their timely revenge - and vote, en masse, to kick this nasty, degenerate-staffed Labour Party out of office.

There again, Broken Britain’s common herd voting public seem to suffer from collective amnesia viz the subject of political malfeasance – (remember the illegal invasions / war-mongering, closet case cottager, Tony ‘Charles Lynton’ Bliar - and his faithful (sic) Scottie side kick, Gordon ‘Cyclops’ Broon) - so thus doubtless of not living up to the pledge of ‘clearing out the rot’ Labour will be re-elected to office at some future date - with Lord Seedy Alli – (lately elevated by the Labour Party’s High Priests and Grand Mandarins, gathering in conclave, to the beatified holy rank of Saint Alli of Covent Garden) – continues to keep topping up the sleaze trough for the Labour hierarchy to dip its collective snouts into.

Hmmm, as pure as Caesar’s wife they are not.

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UK: Labour's Lost the Plot

Under the operating policy of this current Labour Party regime, any and all consideration, or empathy, for Food Bank Britain’s (formerly Broken Britain) old age pensioner communities – regardless of their previous long and dutiful years of toil and taxpaying contributions to the national treasury – is today blatantly conspicuous by its absence – and our OAP’s now re-classified by Herr Stammerer’s Flat Earth government as a fucking nuisance, and a burden on society – aka ‘an enemy within’.

Hmmm, don’t hold yer breath on this one either, for the betting odds are high that Labour’s next Malthusian – and grossly unscrupulous - ‘cost-cutting’ manoeuvre – to fill in this more at scent than substance £22 zillion nicker ‘black hole’ budget deficiency, left in the national piggy bank by the Tory gang - will be a bill, presented  before the House of Conmans, to legislate mandatory euthanasia for the over-65’s – (hopefully kick starting with Parliament's geriatric-packed Upper House of Frauds doss pit).

Retire – and die. Yeah, then no more winter fuel allowances – and no more monthly pension payments for the DWP to fork out.

How about ‘no more black hole’ political pit traps - for our ‘bearish’ economy to fall into?

Labour’s shit-fer-brains Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves – a leading parasite and offender among their House of Conmans Labour front bench Freebies Gang – leaned out of an upstairs window of No 11 to inform a gaggle of gutter press hacks, huddled together under a single brolly in the pissing rain outside her Downing Street abode - and ready to grill Ms Thieves viz her slashing the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance policy - that “these useless eater old twats need to start tightening their belts.”

Really, it wouldn’t be so bad if the pensioners were given a choice – the winter fuel payment – or free tickets to a Taylor Swift concert – and a trip to Lord Seedy Alli’s freebie clothing store for a new winter coat, gloves and scarf.

But that suns up, and epitomises the dismissive, hypocrisy-riddled opinion from Ms Thieves, a front bench Labour party politico - raking in a taxpayer-funded salary of £150,000 per annum – plus a never-ending stream of freebies from the deep pockets Labour donor, Lord Seedy Alli Cat, and giving the nod to his nepotistic suggestions with regard to which of his pals should be on the party's election candidates list.

Nice one, and if that politically incorrect, compassion-deficient statement was overheard by the Vengeful Spirits of Karma, then they shall be sure to inflict a Blind Pew style ‘black spot’ curse on her – and Labour’s ‘Shameless Shits’ party government chances of re-election.

There again, Karma is already taking a first bite, as the graft and corruption sirens are blaring out at full pelt decibel level now the lid of Labour’s Pandora’s Box of  'cash-for-cronies' and corrupt corporate freebies has been left wide open, and all the dirty little sleazy secrets have taken to the airwaves, and into public view.

Oh my, a mere 11 weeks in office and already mired in sleaze and freebies – as the British voting demographic look on, gobsmacked – and shaking heads, as they think to themselves – “I voted for these twats”.

Sniff the air, for the stench of corruption, and top-down oppression, under Two Tier Keir’s ‘paragons of sleaze’ government – with reams of Labour donor cash to refurbish Mrs Stammerer’s wardrobe – courtesy of Lord Seedy Alli – yet zero spare £££ for our OAP's vital winter fuel allowances - but an endless fountain of ackers to house and support illegal migrants washing up on the south coast beaches, with their sticky paws outstretched for their first social welfare payment – and a cell phone - plus spending £££ zillions on arms shipments to the Ukraine - and not forgetting that ‘first payment’ £2 billion quid ‘out of thin air’ for the more scent than substance climate change international support fund.

Yeah, vote Labour and support their 'Pensioner Extinction Drive - Winter 2024'.

To wit, the Met’ Office’s long range weather forecast for this coming 2024 / 2025 winter season is grim – and, as predicted today, on the Autumn Equinox – one to be cursed – or blessed - with cold and snow galore – which Keir Stammerer’s ‘Shameless Shits’ party genocidal government are giving the thumbs-up to as their slashing the winter fuel payment benefit of Food Bank Britain’s old age pensioners will see this useless eating collective of wrinklies freeze and die off in their millions.

No joke, amigo - one January morning you’ll call round to see Granny, and there she will be  – frozen solid, wearing bed socks, slippers and the ubiquitous woolly cardigan, curled up in her armchair in front of the telly, with Tiddles the moggy in her lap - both tuned blue, and covered in icicles.

So, after a mere few weeks in office that, mes amis, is just a singular, primary move in Labour’s planned ethnic cleansing exercise - saving not only the £300 quid winter fuel payments – but £££ millions of OAP monthly state pensions that will no longer have to be forked out each month by the money-grubbing Chancellor to the DWP.

Ergo, maybe such might serve to fill this purported £22 billion nicker black hole in the national treasury – purportedly – if it exists at all - left by the spendthrift Tory gang – with enough £££ spare ackers remaining to send even more missiles to the Ukraine’s graft and corruption-ridden excuse for a national government – to fire at Bad Vlad Putrid in Moscow – or alternately squander on financing climate change offset scare-a-thon campaigns – by dropping mega-tons of freshly-refrigerated ice into the North and Irish Sea coastline waters – and the English Channel – to prevent them reaching boiling point.

Pause for thought: Ref this miserly Labour government slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowance brouhaha – while the hordes of illegal, HIV-infected migrants washing up on our south coast beaches, then billeted in hotels awaiting asylum processing - and spread their diseases via rape-a-thons - or, an unlikely deportation decision – will enjoy the warmth of their heating turned on full blast – and all for free – this coming Winter.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

Labour’s Latest Scandal: Wardrobegate

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Political Sleaze' – a timely scandalous exposé of Labour Party ‘dodgy donations’ hypocrisy' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Come feast your eyes on the latest national gutter press scandal-ridden news headlines as New Labour’s 2024 annual party conference kick starts with a customary (albeit vomitus) mutual ego-massaging session at Grim-up-North's Scouseland-by-the-Sea.

Stop press latest:

Wardrobegate hits Downing Street - and the poxy Parliament’s entire House of Conmans, and Upper House of Frauds doss pit patronage system is caught out - and bared to the public eye.

A dodgy donation too far from Labour’s Lord Seedy Back-Alli-Rat.

Exposed: Two Tier Keir in his freebie unisex panties – or are those his wife’s?

Do they swap n share –  is ‘Sir’ Keir cross-dressing?

Does the ‘Shameless’ Party’s Crime Minister have trans-gender-bender issues?

Yep, you read it right first time – the Labour Party’s ‘money for old rope’ Slime Minister, ‘Call me Sir’ Keir Stammerer, after copping a customary dose of bad press over the past few days, has gone public; announcing that he – in his virtuous role as PM - will no longer be accepting freebies, or personal donations, to buy clothes for himself, or his wife – or any further cosy and private ‘corporate box’ Premier League soccer match ticket gifts from favour-seeking corporate scumbags – with that, in and of itself, being a tacit admission he got it wrong in the first place. Amen.

Hmmm, so declareth Sir Keir - while none of which hardly instils confidence that his equally corrupt sidekick cabinet ministers – the likes of Chancellor Rachel Thieves or the ginger-mingin Deputy Slime Minister - 'Brand Mangela' - Rayner will follow this example of more-at-scent-than-substance, ‘post-facto’ political rectitude as they continue their divine Labour mission of 'doing God's work' - by refilling the purported £22 billion quid 'black hole' in the national piggy bank - and bestowing Broken Britain's common herd with cultural enlightenment.

So where do we place the ever-righteous and virtue-preaching Labour Party’s current Wardrobegate scandalous doings on the Parliamentary House of Conmans graft and corruption scale of 1 to 10 – with 1 being for goody-goody MP’s genuine mistakes – and 10 for the hypocrisy-ridden dog wankers who proselytize moral rectitude and professional ethics for everyone else - yet are personally mired in all manner of unscrupulous, low life scumbaggery?

Regardless of Stammerer’s pledges, this EUSSR Remainiac / Brussels stooge – contemplating the traitorous act of reversing Brexit - still comes across as the type of person who, if one were somehow coerced into shaking his hand, would intuitively prompt you to count all your fingers were still attached after doing so.

Meanwhile, the above question besides, and on hold, the gutter press media are in a feeding frenzy, and making a feast-worthy banquet of this latest Labour Party scandal expose – questioning why Stammerer, who claims a Crime Minister's £££ mega-bucks salary of £167,000 nicker – plus all manner of questionable ‘extraneous’ taxpayer-funded £££ expenses - is still on the cadge for freebies?

‘What a cheap twat’ is the word on the streets – from Labour and Tory voters alike – while avoiding repeats of the expletive-loaded critical condemnation from the Lib-Dums and Nigel Barrage’s Reform gang - albeit all find this typical of the ‘sense of entitlement' and abuse of privilege delusion that affects the parasitic politico mindset – and the whole issue is rife with the stench of dishonesty, and crony corruption – for accepting any format of freebies – from favour-seeking titled donor sources, such as the greasy Lord Seedy Alli.

Little wonder the scrounging Stammerer is bestowed with the sobriquet of Two Tier Keir – and ‘Sir’ Puritanical Hypocrisy – with both sticky paws out to grab the politico soccer match ticket freebies – especially from Lord Seedy – who in return cops a freebie visitor pass to 10 Downing Street.

£167,000 quid per annum, yet Stammerer – a political ‘leader’ (sic) who possesses the all charisma of a Bombay public toilet - still pockets ‘donations’ (sic) for ‘work clothes’ - and free pairs of knickers for his missus – yet slashes our OAP’s vital winter fuel allowances – actions that bear the sleaze and cronyism stench of this delusional legacy of egregious regal entitlement and abuse of privilege that blights the purportedly ‘high-born’ elitist ranks of our sick society.

The manner in which this political hypocrite – a keen Arsehole soccer team fan - has come under scrutiny for accepting thousands of pounds worth of free football tickets over the last Parliament – and cops an £8,000 quid private box for premier league soccer matches – while our hapless OAP’s £300 nicker vital winter fuel payments get gutted - then turns into a preaching moralist and slags off every other opposition party politico for sleaze - and in such a manner that he should be clad out in the sackcloth and ashes raiment’s of some self-flagellating, reborn evangelist.

Ergo, one Tory spokesperson opined to gutter press media hacks that: "Keir Stammerer and his top team of fellow hypocrites have accepted thousands of pounds in freebie clothes - whilst simultaneously consigning ten million pensioners to a cold and hard winter – through which many will freeze and die.”

"For not only have they loaded up on freebies whilst lecturing the common herd public on the subjects integrity, morality, and tough choices - they have – either through pre-thought deliberation – or incompetence - continuously failed to register these ‘graft n sleaze-mired’ crony gifts."

To add further insult to injury, we have this scumbag of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves, making a public media statement viz the OAP’s slashed winter fuel allowance payments, that “.... pensioners need to be tightening their belts ...” while raking in all manner of questionable gifts and ‘work clothes’ £££ cash donations personally.

WTF? Why can’t they do the rounds of the local Worstminster jumble sales or Oxscam charity shops for clothes like the rest of us?

But there again, the common herd are not raking in an wage, or a pension allotment, of £167,000 quid per annum alike these afore-mentioned hypocrites.

Nor are we commoners fortunate enough to be bestowed with a £14,000 quid back-hander - from the ever-generous Lord Seedy Back Alli - for two piss-ups to mark our birthday - alike Education Secretary ‘Bandy Bridgette’ Phillipson - then claim they were 'work events' – or accept free tickets for megastar Taylor Swift’s ‘Childless Cat Lady’ concert - then have the hard-faced audacity to state - for the public record - 'they were hard to turn down'.

Too true, for that’s how ‘seduction to corruption’ works, ducky.

Oh yes, we’ve all heard Stammerer’s ‘agent of change’ / ‘we are not the Tories’ political speech bullshit – thus contradicted by the deluded sense of 'I’m a VIP' entitlement.

Thus a question for this Prime Minister - earning £167,000 a year, plus expenses: if you need donations to help buying your purported ‘work wardrobe’ and reading specs – and that of your politically ‘unemployed’ missus - then why shouldn’t pensioners on £13,000 a year get help with their heating?

(Que? WTF? £13,000 per annum? I’m 76 years old and get less than £10,000).

Regardless, this arbitrary slashing of our OAP’s winter fuel allowance - to fill some rumoured black hole in the national coffers - shall manifest in negative fashion, alike Marley’s ghost, and become a spectre that haunts them in perpetuity.

Okay, a switch of tracks viz the graft and corruption rail network.

Guess who is spread across the front page banner headlines of the national dailies this week – from beyond the grave – regarding latter-day expose accusations of sexual molestation and rape?

Why none other than the now-deceased Phony Pharaoh of Harrods - that notorious serial sex pest groper - and diminutive dwarf, Mohammed al Fayed, viz accusations of rape – and what a convenient moment to make mention of Stammerer’s past Director of Pubic Persecutions role in failing - through corrupt intent or incompetence – to ignore the numerous victims police complaints and refuse to prosecute his Freemasonic brother, al Fayed – with an arbitrary decision the case against  the Harrods owner should not be pursued, as there was 'no realistic chance of conviction' – after receiving a couple of freebie ‘Harrods Own’ brand new suits from some 'anonymous donor' (sic).

So too, much as he ‘decided’ – still as Director of Pubic Persecutions - failed to prosecute one more fellow brother Mason, the BBC’s celebrity – and ‘untouchable’ notorious paedo-sex pest – none other than the now-mortally-expired ‘Jim’ll Fuck It’ Savile.

Yep, that’s all folks – and Sir Keir is now the Prime Minister of Food Bank Britain (formerly Broken Britain) and leader of our once-proud, world-leading, island nation – today, due decades of socio-political mismanagement, reduced to a fleeting shadow of its former, valiant greatness.

If that is the best the British electorate can do for a political leader, then Gawd help us.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13875069/Sir-Keir-Starmer-team-two-decades-peer-Lord-Waheed-Alli.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyvpv1lzq6o

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13874779/The-stark-naked-rendezvous-Mayfair-Turkish-bath-saw-BBCs-debonair-ex-royal-expert-strike-secret-deal-protect-rapist-boss-Mohamed-Al-Fayed-GUY-ADAMS-Investigates.html

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