In today's 'Let's Kick Some Establishment Ass' numpty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: ‘Parliamentary Weather Forecasting' – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Labour party political stupidity' from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
The incumbent Labour Party’s ginger-mingin excuse for a Housing Minister, Mangela Rayner, has pretentiously declared, for public consumption, that she personally plans to oversee the construction of 1.5 million homes by 2029 – which more competent and experienced minds, reflecting on reality, as opposed to ego-fuelled fantasy - rightly claim will leave our once-sceptred isle at risk of an impending drought - by creating demands on Broken Britain’s sole water supplier, Oftwat, for an extra half a billion litres of the precious liquid per day.
Yeah, let’s just focus primarily on that 1:5 million homes built by 2029 – over the coming 5 years – which simple math calculates at 328,000 per annum – and to go one damning step further with this – 900-plus (yep, that’s ‘nine hundred’) – per day.
Fer fuck’s sake, even an Olympic event team of brickies on piecework, serviced by super hero hod carriers – with excavated foundations already dug – and a legion of mixer machines processing the cement - would shake their heads at that forecast.
Utilities-savvy geeks and sages jointly speculate, and are of one mind, that this figure accounts for drinking water supplies alone - with sans mentions, so far – of the extra water consumed by washing machines, household potted plants, lawns and garden maintenance - along with the occasional shower or bath for adults, children – and pet canines – and that ever-essential daily act of flushing the crapper after use.
Hmmm, grateful thanks for initiating that little piece of gullible public scaremongering, Minister Rayner - and all to manifest by 2029 eh?
Que? Have Labour – and Der Fuhrer ‘Call me Sir’ Kier Stammerer - actually deluded themselves into believing they will still be in office by 2029 – after their piss poor six months performance to date – such as slashing our OAP’s winter fuel allowances – thus subsequently losing millions of OAP votes come a local, or general, election.
Regardless of Labour’s delusions, the story so far, viz the gospel according to water utility suppliers, the rabid Rayner’s extravagant – more at delusional – pipe dream plans to build 1.5 million more homes by 2029 will leave Britain at risk of drought – with these extra households creating a demand for an extra half a billion litres of water each day.
Yep, you heard the Oftwat fubar weather forecast just right the first time around: a drought, forecast to strike our rain-soaked north Atlantic isles – if this scheme goes ahead.
Really, where did this ginger-mingin troll derive the qualification to plan a housing project of such scope – when her sole claim to fame (read ‘notoriety’) - in younger Stockport-based school days was being the local bike to have a ride on - followed by employment in a care home?
There again, the Rayner beast is simply parroting the opinion of Environment Agency prophets, who claim Britian is heading for a shortage of more than a billion litres a day by the end of this current decade - due a lack of government foresight and a failure to invest - (aka ‘avoiding’) - in replacing the country’s creaking Victorian infrastructure for the past 30 years – a factor which now-privatised, share-holder ‘for profit’ water companies are blaming the Oftwat government regulator, stating it has failed to source the required investment to construct new reservoirs.
Meanwhile, not wishing to be left off the useless comments list, Labour’s shit-for brains excuse for an Environment Secretary, Steve Reed, backed the predictions of catastrophe, and speculated that “Unless we take action to increase water supply then the demand for drinking water will start to outstrip supply in a way that happens with deep wells and oases in the Sahara desert – and Britain will have to impose a system of water rationing.”
And now for Labour’s solution to this so-recently announce, looming problem - with water bills set to surge by 20% in bid to fix the damage – before rationing is imposed – which roughly equates at an extra £100 nicker per annum for the hapless householders to fork out.
Contrastingly, the money-grubbing ‘for profit’ supply operators, led by Southern Water - the greedy provider for Kent, Sussex and Hampshire - has demanded that the regulator should raise bills by 84%, while the equally voracious Thames Water is pushing for charges to rise by 53%
This was followed by a line of the customary buck-passing, with Labour blaming the Tories for failing to build new infrastructure, including reservoirs and laying fresh pipelines, as sewage spills left rivers, lakes and seas choked by pollution (read shit’) – whereas past oversights by Labour, when in office under the equally inept leadershit likes of Tony Bliar and Gorden Broon, conspicuously avoided any mention of culpability.
Hmmm, all more at scent than substance – for has any fucker or their dog thought this one though to a satisfactory conclusion?
Ergo: 1:5 million new house builds equates at !:5 million extra faucets being turned on = extra water required.
To wit: how about 1:5 million extra toilets being flushed - any thoughts on overloaded sewerage works to deal with all the extra shit? Or is that ‘effluent’ pre-destined for some ‘overflow’ trout stream – and once-pristine, sandy beach?
https://www.gbnews.com/news/water-bills-rise-fix-sewage-damage-steve-reed-rationing
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