No Tax Rises for Working Children

As opposed to addressing the House of Conmans ego-massaging addicts directly, the Labour party’s piss poor excuse for an Education Minister, the IQ-deficient Bridget Phillipson has, exercising her trademark unqualified arrogance before all and sundry, given an interview to gutter press hacks from the Daily Shitraker, and foolishly presumed to speak on behalf of the Treasury and Chancellor, the rabid Rachel Thieves - pontificating on this forthcoming Wednesday’s Autumn Budget, by reiterating the party’s manifesto pledge regarding workers (read ‘schoolchildren’) - whose main source of income is their weekly pocket money - would not see an increased band of income tax imposed.

Then, in typical two-faced Labour fashion, out of the blue, conjured up some Never Never Land microscopic print clause to target the afore-mentioned ‘workers’ if they have a second source of income – e.g. a newspaper round, or a dog walking job, or brushing pensioner’s driveways of fallen Autumn leaves – which would incur taxation at corporate rate, and hence further be subject to a National Insurance stamp levy.

Conversely, shifting into top gear motormouth mode, the gobshite Philipson – more suited to torturing her violin at Bikers Grove jam sessions – and personally raking in a salary, and allowances, of £160,000 per annum – (while sadistically attempting to inflict penury on Food Bank Britain’s less fortunate working class) - announced that ‘Sir’ Keir was committed to spending £1.4 billion nicker to build 50 new schools in England per year – plus a further £44 million quid to finance foster homes and orphanages for the legions of abandoned sprogs that arrived on our once-sceptred isle in the flotillas of rubber inflatable dinghies used by illegal migrants to cross the Channel from safe haven France.

Meanwhile, ponder those inner thoughts of the collective vengeance to be exacted – now gestating in the minds of millions of old age pensioners - wearing that extra woolly cardigan and cuddled up in blankets on their front room sofa to offset the Autumn chill in the air – (now a constant factor since the incumbent Labour party government’s nasty piece of work Chancellor of the Exchequer slashed their Winter Fuel Allowance) – shivering away, sat watching the goggle box in front of an empty fireplace - and sticking pins into the vitals of their rabid Rachel Thieves voodoo dolls.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c789915n5elo

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.