Labour Plan ‘Operation Deep Freeze’

Yep, the banner headline says it all – the imminent 2024 / 2025 Winter season will see the Labour Party’s ‘Operation Deep Freeze’ kill off millions of useless-eater old age pensioners – who, while contributing £££ mega-bucks to the state pensions system over their working lifetimes, are today considered, by this government’s parsimonious bean counters – and specifically their repugnant boss, this incompetent joke of a Chancellor, Rachel Thieves - as a parasitic burden.

Ergo, it has been thus concluded - in their ‘infinite wisdom’ (sic) -  to henceforth axe the OAP’s £300 quid winter fuel allowances – with the rabid Rachel, grinning like some gormless Cheshire Cat, as she kicks our state pensioner community in the teeth - yet as the right hand dispenses large public sector pay rises alike some Lady Bountiful - devoid of any predicted format of productivity gains – the left hand conversely imposes a £25 billion nicker tax hike that shall undoubtedly stifle future economic growth and welfare reform – and all to balance her books, ahead of  the looming October 30 Budget.

Hmmm, here we are presented with further Labour party government absurdity - this clumsy, chaotic and poorly planned ‘scam’ - (more so than ‘scheme’) - enacted by none other than the key subject of this diatribe - that repulsive and septic creature, Labour’s dodgy and despicable ‘Granny-freezer’ Chancellor Rachel Thieves – robbing our once-proud nation’s prelapsarian pensioners - so Labour can afford to dispatch mega-loads of 'Shit Storm' missiles to Ukraine’s klepto’ Zelensky government - to blast the crap out of Russia, the Kremlin, and Bad Vlad Putrid – plus further contribute Food Bank Britain’s exploitive £££ share to the international (read ‘Brussels EUSSR’) - climate change hoax study fund.

Alas, we fear this entire ‘Let’s rob the pensioners’ cutback fiasco will morph, as our winter season progresses, into widespread public reports of “Granny turned blue and had icicles hanging off her ears, while sitting in her armchair, watching the telly."

See photo below: Labour Party top dog Slime Minister - 'Call me Sir’ - Keir Stammerer, and his faithful party purse strings control bitch, Chancellor Rachel Thieves - Labour's ambassador for economic stagnation - have a giggle at the legions of OAPs fallen victim to the optional ‘heating or eating’ arbitrary slashing of the winter fuel allowance.

"Oh look, another snap frozen pensioner turning blue. Ho! Ho! Ho!"

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.