Friday 18 October 2024

Public Beware - Killer Cop Cars

Oh yeah – not one – but two – unmarked – and speeding - Plod Squad cars in  collisions – with another car – ‘and’ an OAP pedestrian – in the last 24 hours.

A pregnant woman and her unborn child were both killed when the car she was driving was hit by a speeding (90+mph) unmarked police car – one of a trio of siren-blaring Volvos tear-arsing down the A20 in Eltham, London – which flipped their car over several times - while a hapless, 60-plus-year-old grand-dad is in a critical, ‘death’s-door’ condition after he was hit by yet a second unmarked – and speeding - police car in Bedfordshire.

(Dare we speculate that both mobile crews of inept plods were collectively chasing - and attempting to intercept - the very same 'high speed' suspects - on an 'all vehicles respond' nationwide alert?)

No shit, Sherlock, zero observance of, nor respect for, the statuary speed limits they impose on we, the ‘resigned to obedience’ public demographic.

Really, fast, cheap, and out of control sums up the entire fubar. Who the fuck was driving these vehicles – the perennially-accident prone Keystone Cops - or the ever-bungling Wallace and Gromit, in rapid pursuit of the villainous Feathers McGraw?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qzkn7wq0vo

https://www.gbnews.com/news/bedfordshire-man-fighting-for-life-hit-by-unmarked-police-car

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids, plus a dusting of socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electro-smog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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