Taliban ‘Moralists’ Sodomize Little Boys

Yep the ultra-moralist Taliban ‘Great Unwashed’ hypocrisy gang are back in power, and full control of the socio-political ‘government’ (sic) and economy of Afghanistan (Graveyard of Empires).

Since the Yanks, acting on the executive orders of an incompetent President Joe Bidet, did a spur of the moment ‘Let’s Run Away’ Snagglepuss style ‘Exit Stage Left’ a couple of years ago – and gifted the Western infidel-hating hard core Islamist paedo’ scum gang with a dream-for arsenal of brand spanking new / high tech’ military hardware – the Taliban’s Minister for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Mohammad Khalid, has, sans any format of opposition, (besides news sheet criticisms - ignored) re-imposed their strict ‘Enjoyment Forbidden’ non-negotiable Islamic misery brand on the hapless indigenous population.

To wit, just to spite the country’s female demographic (and keep them chador-cloaked, ungroomed, coyote ugly – and hence (sic) sin-free) - the nation’s beauty parlours have been shuttered and banned – along with bonfires of Western Satanic-themed lipsticks, mascara, blonde streak hair colouring, ribbed condoms and personal vibrators – a series of localised infernos now further stoked with any and all formats of musical instruments, burning in every shithole village and town from Jalalabad to Jarf to Mazar-i-Sharif to Herat to Sangin to Kandahar.

Though outlawed, under the statutes of the Shahada (Islamic creed) - and hardly compatible with Sharia Law – and on a par with musical instruments and beauty parlour accoutrements - the disgusting - albeit centuries-established - grossly perverted (licenced pederasty) practice of ‘bacha bazi’ (arse-fucking) abuse of young ‘toy boys’ is still considered a cultural norm’ by Taliban’s ‘Liwat Neekni Sahrawi  sodomites throughout Afghanistan, especially the elite Fesad fel Arz Sexual Depravity Regiment.

Below we identify and list the ranks and names of the virtue-deficient Taliban military command staff, starting with ‘Chief Hypocrite’ Sheikh Ahmed Fizzy Al Kaseltzer, and his fellow bumboy cohorts, who must shoulder command responsibility for this sinful format of male adult pleasure – a practice branded as ‘an abomination’ and castigated by God Himself in the Christian Bible – ref the divine ‘rains of sulphur and fire’ that chastened, razed, and obliterated the ‘Sin Cities’ of the Plain: Sodom & Gomorrah. (Genesis 19:24/25).

Setar Jenral Qari Fasihuddin ibn Zamel; Dagar Jenral Ghaban ibn Himar; Turan Jeneral Manuke Khara; Dagarwal Bala’a il A’air; Daghuran Mohammad al Hogra; and last but by no means least, Dvahomi Baridman Mohammed bin Grungy Git.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66271855

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-66357611

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi

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