Tuesday 4 July 2023

Snowflake Woke Cult: Book Censors

‘To the Lighthouse’, originally published 1927, a literary work by Virginia Woolf, now features a warning in fresh-off-the-press copies, that the book ‘reflects the attitudes of its time’. 

Yeah right, ‘the attitudes of its time’ – the Great Depression.

Oh my, just dawned on us, the prophecy finally comes true. Some fucker and their dog are ‘Afraid of Virginia Woolf’.

Hmmm, a dead cert’ bet that ‘To the Lighthouse’ won’t be topping the reading list for Drag Queen Storytime.

Conversely, in the interests of political correctness and not upsetting any of the Woke joke snowflake brigade, best to ban the effin’ thing - and owt else that old Wolfie ever wrote.

Same treatment for that Holy Bible text too – another literary work that reflects the ‘attitudes of the time’ – Old and New Testaments alike – both chocker with violence – and the offensive Leviticus chapter, verses 18-22, condemning same sex relationships - and sodomy - as acts of deviant debauchery branded ‘an abomination’.

So too the entire Old Testament narrative. A quick flick through the pages of Genesis is all it takes, and we become acutely aware of what God dispensed upon Sodom and Gomorrah - equally notorious for their litany of grievous sin – He nuked both cities – incinerated to ash, and blown away by the vagaries of the four winds.

Ouch! A bitter garnish to adorn any meal.

Ergo, so the Holy Bible, for all its good points, just ain’t too magnanimous on the diversity, inclusivity and equity themes, nor the type of subversive literature we wish to have upsetting the LGB+T+Q Gay Pride Month extravaganza crowd – with the politically incorrect homophobic ‘attitudes of its time’.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/woke-madness-virginia-woolf-book-tigger-warning-list

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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