Yer Just Gotta Laugh – or Cry

Yer just gotta laugh - or shake your head in amazement at such a state of socio-political mismanagement. The human population community (20,000) of the Orkney Islands, sited off Scotland’s north coast, are so sick to the teeth with the ruling SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) political incompetence under the past leadershit of Alex ‘Groper’ Salmon, then Knickerless Sturgeon (& family – all under investigation for acts of gross light-fingeredness) - and now this current, incumbent, retard clown, Humza Yousaf - that they want Independence, and dispense with the misrule of Edinburgh’s Holyrood Parliament - and apply to join the West Nordic Council and become a self-governing territory of Norway.

Now that has simply gotta reflect negatively on the Scottish politico’s wet dream fantasy of home rule, and their more at sense than substance Independence referendums to break away from Worstminster and create a Dis-United Kingdom – yet rejoin the EUSSR as a vassal state under the  Brussels jackboot.

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Labour's rodent-featured Shadow Chancellor, Rachel ‘Ratsy’ Reeves, has blamed Fishy Sunak’s ‘Jingle & Mingle’ Tory government for failing to "get a grip" of inflation, "damaging our economic security and leaving families worse off.

Round of applause for Ratsy – who has a short memory of Labour fubars, or is totally ignorant of British fiscal history – for it was the mismanagement of once-Great Britain’s economy that culminated in the 1967 devaluation of the Pound £ Sterling under Harold ‘Red Mole’ Wilson’s Labour government – with non-other than the wholly incompetent Woy ‘Wobblegob’ Jenkins acting as Chancellor, and in charge of our national Piggy Bank.

In focus: Slimy Sue Gray – she who chaired the anti-Tory ‘Let’s Get Boris’ inquisition, then cops a top dollar ‘thank you’ job sharpening pencils and running a Spellcheck program for Keir Stammerer at the New Labour HQ. Nowt like a wee spot of nepotistic ‘conflict of interest’ to spice up the nation’s politics.

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Hark, a coming general election on the cards for Food Bank Britain in 2024 – with the Tory’s ‘Mingle & Jingle’ Party - and New Labour – along with the Ed ‘Hobbit’ Davey-led ‘no hope’ Librarian-Dummercraps (please Sir, can we hold your hand – and form a coalition?) - ready to battle for dominancy – equals naught but fucking chaos.

The entire mess of pottage shall once more be composed of individual personalities, with their own socio-political-economic ideas of how the country should be run – that bode nil good for the welfare of the working, and unemployed, classes of Food Bank Britain.

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Labour leader Sir Keir Stammerer is set to announce his latest ‘cross your heart’ election pledge - to break down ‘class barriers to opportunity’, in a speech outlining his party's plans for social reform - and is expected to warn the "class ceiling" is stifling opportunity for too many ‘couldn’t care fucking less’ attitude kids across Food Bank Britain.

Nice one Sir Keir – that Labour plan will put the mockers on our aristocrap elitist class hereditary rights – when any snotty-nosed, rag-arsed kid from a working class background can be voted in as King – or Queen.

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How to best describe Woke joke progressivism – from a critically-honest ‘non-Woke’ perspective?

How indeed? A re-imagined – and wholly deranged - delivery package for fascist neuro-linguistic programming – in the format of forced radical messaging that attempts to assume a false primacy over the actual narrative theme – which serves to mesmerise a gullible common herd to march, unquestioningly, in step with the Woke cult agenda.

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How these elitist occultist freaks, born of inbred toxic bloodlines, adore their ‘in yer face / gives the game away’ symbolism – with the UK £20 quid note resplendent with display of the Covid-1984 coronavirus symbol.

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The London-based elitist Cuntts Bank (By Appointment: Banksters to King Dobby Big Ears) has dissed the Indestructible Nigel Barrage and closed his OAP Savers account - for being too poor to bank with them – while for money-laundering Colombian drug cartel bosses, rapacious Russian oligarchs, and African blood diamond digging despots – no problem – deposit your ill-gotten gains with us.

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A word to the wise viz Agenda 30. Forget the doomsayer cries of the gullible, believe any old shite common herd useless eater dog wankers, for those semi-critical thinkers that actually fear this coming WEF Great Reset being conjured up by ex-Nazi Youth prodigy (sic), Satan Klaus Schlobb, is actually going to manifest and become reality, and we all become slaves of the New World Order in their 15 minute city concentration camps – take a settled, deep breath, cos it ain’t.

The lot, their human stooge wannabe elitist zillionaire agents are marked for elimination.

For a force greater than they have ever imagined, that is the spirit of the shadows they believe to control and hide in, are the domicile of our spiritual saviours – and zero quarter shall be given in their overdue reckoning. Amen.

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids with socio-political satire - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.