Labour Pledges NHS Sex Changes

The ‘sore losers’ New Labour Party are busy in the public arena, promoting their 2024 election manifesto, with vows to make it easier for gender-benders to transition – by reforming existing laws so sex changes are available on the National Ill-Health Service – for free – to anyone of voting age.

Labour’s scatterbrained chair-thing, the 96-year old Aniseed ‘Skeletor’ Dodds, recently morphed into a state of delusional virtue-signalling and publicly accused the Tory Nasty Party hierarchy of demonising vulnerable LGBTQIA+ persons - in an attempt to gain the support of zealous homophobes and gay bashers – whereas Labour’s current election vote-garnering strategy is to embrace any and all over-18 gay voters, and gender-confused tranny types, with open arms.

Under Sir ‘Flip-Flop’ Stammerer’s leadershit, Labour has pledged (for now – until the next U-turn) to ‘modernise, simplify, and reform’ the Gender Recognition Act - (whatever the fuck that means) – purportedly in a move which will make it easier for trans-gender types to transition from male to female, and vice-versa.

The androgynous, doddering Dodds, resembling Witchipoo with her storm-battered bird’s nest hair-do, serves as Labour’s chair-fossil - ‘and’ shadow equalities secretary (busy lady) – has accused Fishy Sunak’s Tory gang of stoking ‘culture wars’ as she unveiled Stammerer’s latest plans at the party’s national policy forum in Snottingham.

Scribbling in her illiterate column for the Daily Shitraker, Dodds, viewed from a standpoint of unqualified arrogance, and regardless of her past LGBTQIA+ rights protests, states: ‘Changing gender is not a decision anyone makes lightly – especially for those guys with a big willy.’

‘The process is intrusive, outdated and humiliating. So we will modernise, simplify and reform the gender recognition law to a new process, by removing invasive bureaucracy, and allowing gender-confused prepubescent school kids and teenagers to get their names down on the NHS waiting list.’

What Dodds refers to here is the now-outdated (sic) Gender Recognition Act, originally passed by Tony ‘Miranda’ Bliar’s warmongering New Labour Government in 2004.

Despite her boasts that Bliar’s legislation is among New Labour’s ‘crowning achievements’ – and on a par with stealing Iraq’s oil and gas in an illegal military invasion driven by dodgy dossier weapons of mass distraction lies, Dizzy Dodds  boasted reforms are needed to accommodate for a much better understanding of the barriers trans-gender-bender persons face – specifically ridicule, self-hatred, erectile dysfunction, sterility, and ‘regrets’ – amongst a whole host of other negative physical and psychological complications.  

Conversely, Dodds, as a hard-arsed EUSSR Remainiac, still calls for a second Brexit referendum (as she is far smarter than the British electorate who voted Leave) appears to have something of a grasp viz the controversial nature of the gender / sex transition debate, when she proclaims: ‘We need to recognise that sex and gender are different – so just because you have a willy and bollocks doesn’t mean to say you are a man – or if you have boobs, and a gash, and bloody monthlies, is by no means hard evidence you are a female of the species.’

‘For as with the climate change science, so too has gender science been fraught with faulty interpretations – now corrected, thanks to our Sir Keir being in charge of New Labour – that men and women can change sex and gender – and men can have periods and get pregnant, join the Townswomen’s Guild – and win bike races – while trans-women can grow a moustache and beard, and have pissing contests with other men in the gym showers - or in the pub’s beer garden.’

'We will make sure that nothing in our modernised gender recognition process will conflict with the single-sex exemptions in the original Equality Act.’

‘Put simply, this means that there will always be places where it is reasonable for real-deal biological women, like my sister-in-law, to have sole access – such as harems, lesbian brothels, and maternity hospital delivery rooms.’

‘Labour will defend those spaces, and establish legal clarity for the providers of single-sex services.’

Doddsy further added: ‘Responsible politics is not about doing what is easy, it’s about doing what attracts voters – specifically those who are gullible enough to believe that Sir Keir and New Labour have their best interests at heart.’

The Oxford East MP, who briefly served as Stammerer’s shadow chancellor, repeatedly warned that the incumbent Prime Minister Fishy Sunak is pinning hopes of a Tory electoral success via a sad route of demonising vulnerable LGBT- QWERTY+ persons - whereas Labour are counting on attracting gender-bender voters by offering NHS sex changes.

Conversely, Prime Minister Fishy Sunak has doubled-down on his approach by saying biological sex is fundamentally important, and not everyone is taken in or fooled by all this trans-gender-bender brouhaha - vowing to change the law to protect single-sex spaces for women - to keep male trans-impersonators out of women’s toilets and perving at them as they pee – then getting off by smelling lavatory seats.

Playing her customary trite and threadbare ‘I am right and you are wrong’ card, Dodds went on to accuse the Tory deputy chairman, Lee ‘Growler’ Anderson, of trying to stoke gender division by resorting to actual real science truth and facts when stating for the public record that a biological man can never become a biological woman – nor vice-versa – regardless of how many hormones either sex ingests – or how skilled the resulting scalpel and suture needlework in the hands of a gender bender reassignment surgeon.

https://www.gbnews.com/politics/labour-party-transgender-transition-gender-recognition-act

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