Saturday 12 November 2022

NHS Winter Hypocrisy Service

In today's hypocrisy-ridden 'No Hope Service’ nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Nurses to Strike' – a timely scandalous exposé of the ‘Do No Harm’ Hypocritic Oath being flaunted for personal monetary gain - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

Yep, the media is choker block with reports of Food Bank Britain’s entire NHS  nursing staff going on strike over some interminable pay dispute – so not only will GP clinic and hospital patients be deprived of medical treatment – but so too miss out on the delights of being entertained by these very same 'overworked' nurses performing their notorious internet / social media broadcast Covid lockdown era TikTok ass-wagging dance routines.

Okay, strike as you will and let the hapless National Ill-Heath Service patients suffer in pain – and die - due dereliction of duty – and a delinquent absence of critical medical treatment - and on a par with the Just Stop Oil protest wankers, this cause of perhaps ‘life and death’ inconvenience is certain to further alienate the public’s sympathies to your ‘underpaid’ complaints.

Further, to add insult to injury, for a hypocrisy first, on the day the Royal College of Nursing announce their statutory ballot on industrial action, through the letterbox comes a 12 page paperback-sized advisory brochure from the NHS / UK Health Security Agency bearing a piccy of a well sun-tanned ‘female-looking’ person (might be trans) in a nurse smock / uniform – and the title ‘We’re here to help you stay well this Winter’.

Yeah right. By going on strike. So much for the celebrated NHS 'Covid Heroes'.

At the base of the front cover are two further hypocrisy-ridden advisories: ‘Your health matters’: (to who it ‘matters’ the brochure fails to state – obviously not the nursing staff going on strike. More offensive yet is the accompanying message: ‘Help us help you’.

Hmmm, does that translate as ‘help’ by petitioning the government and our own MPs on striking nurses behalf - to submit to their pay raise demand - thus getting their arses back into hospitals – and Granny’s interrupted cancer chemotherapy treatment up to speed - before she totally rots away?

Bordering on the ironically ‘not funny’ - the back page of this intellectually-offensive and ridiculous GOV.UK / NHS publication bears the 999 logo – and ‘Dial 999 for life-threatening emergencies’.

Why, what’s the fucking point, as the understaffed ambulance services take forever to show up – if at all - and even if you get to a hospital A & E, then there will be zero spare beds – and the entire nursing staff will be AWOL, due their strike actions.

The NHS has been going downhill for quite some time – and governments present and past have been delinquently derelict in resolving the base / core sell-off ‘Trust’ issues that have morphed a once-efficient service into an utter fucking privatised 'quango' shambles.

The number of sickies in Merrie England waiting to receive hospital treatment hit an all-time high and rose to 7.1 + million at the end of September, up from 7 million in August - the highest figure since records began.

Meanwhile, 401,537 people have been waiting longer than a year for hospital treatment, up from 387,257 in August 2022.

To sum up, we’ve seen better organised riots, as it’s not just the infernal waits at A & E – or, equally damning, the so-called scheduled regular treatments and surgical op’ delays and cancellations – but the entire National Hopeless Service – and specifically, for many, the fact that Broken Britain's avarice-stricken dental profession – part n parcel of the so-called ‘medical profession’ - no longer host an NHS service, but charge crippling and unaffordable prices for treatment – hence the state of Bad Teeth Britain’s dentistry – the worst in Europe all thanks to the 'current' government-sanctioned money-grubbing practice

Ergo viz greedy dentists - if they refuse to take a 50% minimum of NHS patients then the overseeing government agency regulating and authorising certification to practice should refuse to grant them a licence to pursue their profession.

https://assets.nhs.uk/prod/documents/Stay_well_this_winter_-_large_print.pdf

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nurses-across-uk-vote-to-strike-over-pay-dispute/385638

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/nhs-waiting-times-hit-all-time-high-as-whopping-71-million-people-await-to-start-hospital-treatment/385956

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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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