In today's 'Let's Kick Some Fascist Plod Squad Ass' loopy news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Totalitarian Over-Reach – a timely scandalous exposé of 'Stasi Mode Policing’ from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Accredited LBC news journalist, Charlotte Lynch, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit a public nuisance during her diligent feet-on-the-ground reporting of the M25 traffic blockading by delusional climate activists on Tuesday, and held in custody.
Charlotte, a most comely female gutter press hack, claimed being arrested and manhandled by male plods – on a false charge she was personally linked to the Just Stop Oil public nuisance brigade - then locked in a custody cell overnight - was ‘absolutely terrifying’.
Hmmm, terrifying eh. Lucky some uniformed Wayne Couzens sex beast copycat clone wasn’t on station duty and charged with supervision of the ‘custody suites’ (sic) otherwise the ‘absolutely terrifying’ aspect of being locked in a cell might have evolved into a Sarah Everard style violent sexual assault, rape - and a fatal dose of strangulation – with a police uniform-issue belt around the neck - at the hands of one – or more - of the national Plod Squad’s legion of ‘on record’ criminals and sexual predator recruits - who sneaked into the force under the radar due half-arsed vetting checks.
Lynch was arrested on a road bridge between junction 20 (Abbots Langley) and junction 21 (M1/St Albans interchange) during Tuesday's highway blocking fracas by the Just Stop Traffic climate change stupidity protest activists.
Regardless of visibly displaying her press card on a neck-tied lanyard and explaining she was reporting on and photographing the demonstration, the intellectually-feeble, bully boy thugster Hertfordshire plods arrested and handcuffed her – then searched her person for offensive weapons (pencil, notepad, camera, cell phone, lip gloss) and transported her to Stevenage police station inside the cramped arse end of a custody van.
Hertfordshire’s Plod Squad chief constable, Charlie Hall, commented to one press hack from the Autocrat’s Gazette that the force's officers had been instructed to act as quickly as they might - ‘using their professional judgement’ – (some joke) to clear protesters’ - but recognised the concerns over freedom of movement of the press – especially journalists who ‘were not’ physically involved with blocking the motorway – or had purposely super-glued themselves to nearby inanimate objects – such as the road, a police car – or a mouth-breathing Plod.
‘Though the actions of the officers at the scene are understandable, in retrospect an arrest was wholly unnecessary – and obviously we’re going to get hit with a most embarrassing false arrest suit - and have the bollocks sued off us for this fuckup down the road.’
Conversely, Hertfordshire’s fascist-minded excuse for a police and crime commissioner, David ‘Atilla’ Lloyd, he of the most visible ‘receding hairline’ – and obviously no friend to free speech - claimed the media were responsible for ‘adding flames’ to the climate change protest inferno by their very presence at the protest sites, and needed to critically reflect on how they reported the actions of the bonkers Just Stop Traffic group, due them being fully aware they’ll get widespread media publicity, and having front page news coverage for every single time they block one of the main highway arteries and piss off the public commuting demographic.
The National Union of Journalists' general secretary, Michelle Stanistreet, opined that ‘Atilla’ Lloyd’s apparent desire to influence editorial lines, as opposed to recognising the work of journalists as fundamental to upholding a free press, is of grave concern – and shifting blame on to editor’s public interest publishing content clearly fails to recognise the severity of recent incidents and their wider impact on the public's right to stay informed.
More so, Atilla’s purposeful shifting of responsibility and blame onto the press and media is a direct attempt to shift focus from the national Plod Squad’s systemic failure to pre-empt and prevent these daily highway blocking antics by a gang of muddled, flawed science climate change activists who demand the government insulate every carbon unfriendly domestic dwelling, rabbit hutch, and garden shed across the swathe of Broken Britain – in total contradiction of their alarmist hysteria concerning things ‘hotting up’ due global warming.’
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63478011 (Criminals and sexual predators allowed into police)
Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.
This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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