Yep, the gaffe-cursed Prince Harry and HRH Princess Meghan of Montecito, are at it once again. Impaling what little credibility and semblance of intelligence they share by gobbing off, loose lips fashion, to all and sundry on social media networks and during celeb’ news interviews – to further prove they are more at ‘scent than substance’.
And the latest faux pas attributed to this $$$ money-grubbing couple? Harry has this inner desire to shed the comforts of their Montecito’s ‘Fortress Hewitt’ mansion and move to Africa (seriously) – to go native – and raise Prince Archie, first of his name, of the House Hewitt dynasty, ‘running around 'barefoot', across the plains of Africa - in a loincloth’ – alongside suntanned African children.
What an utter tosspot. Harry wants little Archie Hewitt running around the untamed, hinterland wilds of Africa – ‘barefoot’ - in the parasite-infested deep red dirt. Que? WTF?
Barefooted, we ask, for clarification? Treading on snakes n scorpions - and prey for all manner of child-eating nasties - lions and crocodiles to name a mere two of the legion of four legged predators that stalk the African veld - before we come to make mention of the 'barefoot' factor - vulnerable to lots of nasty nematode parasites that can burrow into the soles of his feet and set off infecting the entire body with Strongyloides - and hookworms of the Ancylostoma and Necator genera.
This bloke’s lack of basic intelligence – and knowledge - regarding tropical soil parasites - is obviously in keeping with the historic average for mouth-breathing, gormless royals – not quite qualifying for the triple figures IQ range.
The newly-released interview reports on Harry's purported ‘fondness’ of the Dark Continent – one that has previously been subjected to an overdose of publicity – (see various Harry photos with nasty rifle and an arm around the head of some hapless animal he had just shot) - and has visited Africa on several occasions.
But that’s the grey matter deficient ginger-mingin Harry – having some fucker pen his ‘autobiography’ – which will amount to no more than a personal backstabbing gripe – and further whinging that he’s just ‘the spare’ – and not too smart either, as so perfectly evidenced by his getting hitched to this clueless - and 'difficult' - bimbo, and excuse for a second-rate 'actress' (sic) Meghan Mongoose.
So WTF is Meghan’s opinion of Harry’s spiffing plan to move to Africa? Hmmm, is she actually smart enough to form an opinion? The common impression of Meghan is one of ‘the lights are on – but no-one’s home’.
This impression is further sustained by her Archetypes podcasts as a platform to deny her life failings – and perpetually playing on the black / mixed race disadvantage theme – and comes across as a pushy, and tasteless bimbo – or bitch, if you prefer – as she certainly qualifies for both descriptive terms viz her hubris and exaggerated sense of entitlement and abuse of privilege.
Really Meghan, for fucks sake, please stop playing the Miss Spotlight role and boring us with all manner of self-serving bullshit - and boasting of having ex-Epstein paedo clique attorney, Alan Dershowitz, sue the living shit out of the next media columnist who refers to you as 'Sooty'.
Okay, Princess Pushy has got a sexy ass, and a set of lips that could suck the brass plating off a doorknob – but as to the rest, and her manifest mental deficiency issues – oh my, let’s not go there.
Oh fuck it – of course we should – specifically viz her ego-massaging podcasts - during which her favourite subject is – er – Meghan – and pre-possessed by the tendency to display a face akin to a bulldog chewing a wasp, if any fucker dares front the brazen audacity to question or criticise her titled, royal ass nonsensical opinions, and unqualified arrogance.
As to 'Barefoot in Africa', let's just bide our time, and wait to see what absolute idiocy transpires next.
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This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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