Princess Meghan Mongoose (aka Yoko Moano) - and Prince Harry, of the Royal House of Hewitt, have conjured up with a spiffing ‘influencer’ gimmick to build their own virtual universe, in a bid to reach out to billions more of their brain-dead celebrity-stricken fans – and are currently engaged in talks with hi-tech design company, Twat-World, as they bid to launch the egocentric Meghan’s personalized ‘Meg-Averse’ enterprise – a virtual reality sphere of existence which will mimic all aspects of – er – ‘reality’.
(Hmmm, this pair of self-delusional, narcissist wankers already exist in virtual reality with their Never-Never Land 'Fortress Hewitt' in Montecito.
Fans visiting the Royal Sussex Meg-Averse would pay for membership status in crypto (digital currency) – and wear virtual reality tuned headsets as they enter the ‘Meg-Averse’ on their hands and knees, crawling forward in supplicant peasant fashion, to kiss the Duchess Meghan avatar’s bony ass, then paying homage by offering tributes – preferably Bitcoin or Ethereum.
A report in the Daily Shitraker gutter press tabloid, citing a source close to the silly Sussexes, claimed: ‘Both Meghan and Harry believe this will provide an even greater ability to spread their ‘influencer’ messages globally - if they have a presence in the virtual world, as well as the physical – and having already gone global, this venture would take them into a different stratosphere – in fact reaching out across the solar system to fans on Mars and Saturn.’
“Just imagine Meghan hosting the Archy-Thing podcast in her own personal Meg-Averse - or a ginger-mingin Harry avatar pretending to be clever - and important - and hosting a make-believe conference on climate sustainability with the mimic avatars of world leaders.’
Frank McScrote, the inventor of Twat-World, attempted to explain to a gaggle of baffled press hacks: ‘As this greedy pair obviously intend to continue with their hare-brained, money-grubbing schemes – such as scripting backstabbing autobiographies and flogging this preposterous, and boring, celebrity lifestyle crap ‘At Home with the Sussexes’ six part 'whinge-a-thon' docu-series to the super-gullible Shitflix for tens of millions of bucks, then the Meg-Averse is tailor-made as a back-up for when Harry’s old man, King Chazzer, cuts off his allowances – and cancels the posing Duke and Duchess of Sussex titles – once this stupid tell-all ‘Spare’ memoir hits the bookshops in January – and Shitflix decide to bin their contracts with the insignificant ‘non-royals’.’
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