Wednesday, 2 November 2022

Greta Disses COP27: Too Far to Walk

In today's 'Let's Kick Some Brain-Dead Bogus Science Climate Activist Ass' nasty news roundup we bring our readers the latest and greatest hot gossip topic: Fake Climate Science Rules the Narrative – a timely scandalous exposé of ‘Zero Carbon / Green Deal Hypocrisy – (driven by incestuous, corruption-ridden ‘for profit’ Corporate / Media narratives – and compliant government shills) - from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – publishing, as always, 'ring of the anvil' dispatches hand-forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire and parody to sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists, proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical, pro-justice, anarchist revolutionaries who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant authoritarian 0:01% predatory paedo' elitist Masonic-Satanist oligarchy – aka the Deep State Sabbatean death cult Corporatocracy - cursed by their exaggerated sense of entitlement and greed – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.

OMG! In the insolent manner directed at the subjugated peasantry of Middle Ages China – each Royal decree handed down from the Son of Heaven’s throne in the Forbidden City, demanded: ‘Read This, Tremble, and Obey!’

Now we have everyone’s favourite fake science-peddling, counterfeit High Priestess of Climate Change: Scandinavia’s self-declared, Woke eco-warrior - the retarded Calamity Greta Doomberg, going into her End is Nigh proselytizing acts and ‘shame on you’ hissy fits; then, feeding to the excesses of the Just Stop Oil activist cult, proclaiming their annoying, shit-for-brains road blocking, soup-chucking, paint spraying antics are entirely justified.

To further complement her ridiculous act, she shifted into high gear with her latest diatribe, dissing the scheduled COP27 climate meeting in Egypt as a ‘greenwashing’ scam and refuses to attend – claiming the Sharm El Sheikh destination is too far to walk – or pedal her zero carbon bike.

Quite the little radical extremist is Miss Tintin now becoming – promoting socio-political upheaval in the footsteps of Marx, Trotsky and Mao – and echoing the WEF Satan Klaus Schlob’s Great Reset / New Abnormal message – no going back to the old, and preferred, state of cosy normalcy.

Ergo, the gospel according to Permacrisis Greta – speaking at London’s Royal Festival Hall last weekend, there on a mission to publicise and promote her new literary work - The Climate Book – (Penguin £18:53p / 464 pages of plagiarised, pontificating bullshit) – with Greta’s infantile ‘Once Upon a Time’ contribution obviously scripted by Daddy, same as her pretty Polly parrot-fashion speeches - as little Greta is too much of an IQ-deficient retarded scrote to compose such a tome, or engage in true, creative thought - has this week proclaimed – from on high – that, in her adolescent, unqualified opinion, it is ‘reasonable’ to expect climate protesters to cause maximum daily disruption – and block ambulances responding to emergency ‘life or death’ situations.

Hmmm, pity the net zero / green deal commercial lobby’s Doom n Gloom poster child – Sweden’s ‘climate Cassandra’ - fails to comprehend the very same ‘reasonable’ and ‘disruption’ factors apply to our ever-changing global climate – and that the Gaia Principle / Mother Earth / Nature does not take the vagaries and whims of humankind – or the live or die sustenance requirements of animal-kind, for that matter, into consideration when the seasonal tilt of the planet, and the proximity of the Sun, and even the solar wind, combine to deliver an unheralded drought, or gale, or a wind turbine inconvenient calm, or a month long dowry of black clouds and prodigious cat-n dog downpours that do sweet fuck all to tickle and excite the solar panels mounted on your roof – and swamp the highways and lower floor accommodation of the housing estates insanely constructed on historic flood plains.

These Extinction Rebellion and Just Stop Oil activist protesters are simply a fucking nuisance and pissing off the common herd public – specifically motorists – while government officialdom couldn’t give a flying fuck in regard to their so-called ‘protests’ – and we have this aberration of shit for brains politically-correct policing – by the Woke Squad attending the road blockages, publicly advising the glued-to-asphalt protesters that, and we quote: ‘It’s up to you guys if you want to move and allow this emergency call ambulance through to the hospital – or stay as you are and let the road accident victim in the back just bleed out and die.’

Conceptually these wankers are heavily invested in fake science, and the rest of the human activity / anomaly-stricken climate change paradigm – further reinforced by volumes of corporate ‘for profit’ net zero green deal mass media propaganda – all wholly ignoring the ‘in yer face’ fact that climate change is primarily linked to solar activity, and, even more so, solar ’inactivity’. Per se, the capricious, cyclic moods of that big yellow ball of electro-magnetic incendiary energy in the centre of our solar system.

Thus we suggest, to actually impact society’s reception to their protest’s key issues they do as per the suffragette movement of a century ago – which eventually achieved the desired effect and secured votes for women. To wit, instead of gluing themselves to the highway asphalt, instead take a self-harm leaf out of that die hard suffragette, Emily Davidson’s game book, and launch themselves, in unison, or one after the fucking other, under the wheels of speeding cars, buses and trucks as they hurtle down the M25.

Better still, go superglue themselves to the King Dobby’s horse at the next Epsom Derby. Now, that’s bound to get some shit-for-brains bureaucrat’s attention.

But, at the end of the day with the climate militants, XR for one, pushing the more at scent than substance ‘green transition’ is window dressing, for the core issue is fuck all to do with climate change or global warming – or polar bears that never learned to swim ending up drowned when their ice floats melt under the tropical Greenland sun – (some chance) - but rather using the climate platform to launch their radical leftie communist – more at nihilist – agenda to bring down Western / Crapitalist society in entirety.

So, we venture, do the Just Stop Oil brigade, alike their XR gang associates, fail to even suspect – let alone comprehend – they are being insidiously played in grand Machiavellian fashion by dark forces, a corrupt and depraved wealthy elite, with a Great Reset / New Abnormal agenda far removed from their declared ‘save the Earth’ goal? – and whose end game target is to further debase the world and all in its estate, rather than preserve the planet and what remains of this most questionable civilization.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/greta-thunberg-calls-for-overthrow-of-whole-capitalist-system/

Allergy warning: for readers suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' – aka the Truth.

This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.

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