Sunday 5 September 2021

SNP Cop £150,000 Fine for Nuisance Voter Calls

A dodgy PR contractor hired by the Edinburg-based ruling SNP (Scottish Nonce Protectors) political regime has been fined £150,000 quid for making more than half a million nuisance 'Vote for Nicola' calls to Scottish voters.

An investigation by Information Commissioner Hector McTadger's office found that the SNP-contracted Dial-a-Dickhead PR company broke the law by making unsolicited calls to any fucker and their dog who might be persuaded to vote for the 'Independence-obsessed' Nickerless '666' Sturgeon in future election ballots – and support her egocentric push for a 'Breakaway from Worstminster' vote - then re-join the EUSSR and have Nonceland back under Brussels unelected jackboot.

Dial-a-Dickhead's operators phoned numbers which had been registered with the Telephone Preference Service (TPS) where people had not given their permission to receive calls from corruption-ridden political organisations – especially those such as the SNP – a low life manned political machine forever marked with notoriety for being led by the Porky Pict Groper, Alexi Salmond – a clown then succeeded in political leadershit role by the ginger-mingin Wee Jimmy Krankie Sturgeon (another fish?) and her crew of nonce-protector minions - a cabal of vermin who infest Scotland's entire sodomite / pederast ridden executive 'and' Masonic-dominated criminal bureaucracy – Judiciary, Plod Squad, Civil Service - and news media.

Commissioner McTadger's investigation found that Dial-a-Dickhead's erring operators disguised the phone numbers they were calling from and used false 'Sassenach-sounding' names.

More than 5,000,000 complaints were made – (one of the highest numbers ever received since the Alex Salmond sexual abuse joke of a trial 'not guilty' verdict) – viz the calls made between November 2019 and March 2020.

Complaints included Dial-a-Dickhead's canvassers stating the SNP were willing to bypass foster care scrutiny interviews for any registered sex offenders willing to vote for the SNP - and door-knock canvas for Independence.

Another was Dial-a-Dickhead's promo offer to have child abuse sex offender prosecution cases heard in the Granite City Aberdeen courts – where, with a clique of pederasts rumoured to sit as presiding Sheriffs, any such convictions would result in a short community service sentence – window cleaning duty around the Ferryhill area.

Commissioner McTadger informed gutter press hacks he had ordered Dial-a-Dickhead's directors to cease and desist making unsolicited political party promotion calls for the SNP – specifically those with blatant 'bribe' offers of a free pass to the regular law society run Glasgow and Edinburg-staged Violate Club BD/SM gatherings – with a promise of a 'tickle n tease' spanking from none other than guest Dominatrix, Madame Nicola.

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