Monday, 16 August 2021

Kam Air Overrun With 'Club Fled' Fliers

Kabul Airport experiences a rush for flights out - to any fucking where - as the Taliban's unwashed Jolly Jihad 'Beardie Brigade' mujahideen seize control of the Afghan crapital and Chaos becomes the order of the day.

As a veritable tsunami of passport-less 'refugee class' passengers scramble to board the aircraft and take advantage of the free body armour n bandages concession, the more canny avoid the free for all 'push n rush' pandemonium, and apply the same principle of culturally-accepted travel seating - widely used across Asia on both buses and trains - on top of the aircraft - parachutes optional.




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