Taliban Thank Biden for Military Upgrades

Oh woe and behold: the two decades-long 'Nation Building' military occupation of Afghanistan by the Great Satan / Dis-United States has morphed into yet another major fubar, to be entered into the Big American Book of Monumental Fuck-Ups – and just the latest act of US insanity dispensed from the Oval Office's Resolute desk by Bludger Joe Bidet and his dipshit advisors – already quite an extensive litany of snafus recorded in the history texts since the 1898 false flag sinking of the USS Maine in Havana harbour – with that self-harm piece of back-stabbing provocation blamed on the hapless Spanish – to justify the seizure of Cuba and herald Dewey's ensuing invasion of Madrid's Republic of the Philippines 'Far East - Pacific Gateway' colony.

And the Havana incidence of international skulduggery marked the first greed-motivated neo-colonial Manifest Destiny misadventure on a long road of foreign meddling and arrogant military aggressions that have resulted in mass civilian casualties and devastated infrastructures - culminating in deadlocks and eventual craven withdrawals - all thanks to the unqualified arrogance - this imperial hubris - that dominates the dingbat Shite House bureaucracy and the Pentagon's Joint Chiefs of Staff Generalissimo's delusional 'invincibility' culture. 

Really, these plonkers could collectively fuck up a perfectly good anvil.

Yep, the Sabbatean Zionist Israeli-Mossad / US Deep State Mil-Ind complex conspired – and enacted - false flag attacks on 9/11 provided the fairy tale scripted 'playground bully boy' excuse to invade Greater Arabia, seize n control essential pipeline land routes – and oil / gas natural resources – and the Afghan opium fields – warrant and validate the establishment of geo-strategic military bases across the entire region - while simultaneously delivering the coup de grace to Mid-East political regimes not too subservient to the Great Satan's demands in the New World Order greater scheme - of things yet to come.

And of course Afghanistan was first on the fiendish agenda to be invaded by the US-led witch hunters – to purportedly track down their more at scent than substance Islamic enemy of choice – the 9/11 'mastermind' – Mohammed al Patsy – and his sidekick, Big Al Qaeda - and their arch-villain cohort, Osama Bin Bag Laden.

For a while all went to plan. Gas pipeline route secured. Opium production  / heroin processing and distribution all under CIA aegis. But when it comes down to the bullshit mass media ./ press releases of the day – ignore the fucking lot – specifically Dubya Bush's unqualified arrogant declaration of 2003 – 'We have won the global war on terror'.  

Bollocks. No such thing. Not one single entity of that moronic invading force had a fucking clue viz the socio-political cultural makeup of Afghanistan – which has never been a nation – then, or now - but a series of tribal lands / domains – with their own warlord chieftains and rules for how things are done. Hence the sobriquet: 'The Graveyard of Empires' bestowed upon the long history of would-be foreign invaders – from the time of Alexander of Macedonia.

So, to cut to the chase and get down to the nitty-gritty, by 2003 the Taliban were out of the mainstream picture and underground – with a Western muppet on the throne in Kabul – and for the next 20 years the US / NATO alliance 'trained' (sic) the ragtag, IQ-deficient goat-fucking sodomite dross comprising the ranks of the Afghan military.

Let's fast forward some twenty years, to August 2021 – circa 'current era' – and the Western US / UK et al Coalition of the Willing military forces now pull out of Afghanistan – a 'cut n run' shambles - leaving this Western trained – and expensively well armed – Afghan-born n bred military machine in charge of defending the country – from enemies without - and within.

This was the long-awaited clarion call for the Taliban to finally get their combat sandals on and kick start a force of arms political take-over - then hoof out the Occidental running dog bitch bureaucracy / government stooges and re-install their Sharia state Islamic Utopia.

And voila, a mere fleeting ten days after the Western military forces have withdrawn en mass, the Taliban are back in Kabul and running the show – while the incumbent Western shill government – along with the Afghan (US-trained) military – have done a proverbial runner – with the less self-preservation motivated throwing down their US weapons and relying on Taliban sympathy.

Ha, sympathy – a word located in the dictionary – between 'shit' and 'syphilis' – but one wholly alien to the barbarian nature of the Taliban's Islamic empathy-deficient credo.

To wit, 20 years of hands-on US 'specialist' military training – (which way round the cartridges go into an M16 magazine) - and the Afghan army are still collectively fit for fuck all – apart from a Snagglepuss-style Exit Stage Left escape – heading out, faster than shit through a proverbial goose, for the neighbouring Pakiland and Uzbek borders – and safety -  abandoning in their craven wake a strew of extensive arsenals stacked with pristine US military ordnance - armoured Humvees n Black Hawk choppers n MQ-9 Reaper drones. OMG! - we've seen better organised riots.

Footnote: Dubya Bush's 'We have won the global war on terror' is reminiscent of an earlier 'two decade' US military fubar entanglement - Vietnam - and Nixon's 1975 'Peace With Honour' hypocrisy blather viz the 'Fall of Saigon' as the Great Satan retreated - leaving their South Vietnamese muppets (Kabul style today) to cop the consequences of siding with a cabal of self-appointed egocentric cunts who controlled the monopoly on global bullying.

Stop Press latest: Kabul's Hamid Kamikaze Airport - (where scores are reported to have been killed as a consequence of hanging on the outside of airborne planes - and thousands clamber over each other, lemming style – including a legion of Taliban rag-arse deserters – attempt to leave the country (for a better life in the despised West) - has now re-opened - under Chinese military control.