C02 Shortage = Xmas Turkey Pinch

The Tory Nasty Party Business Secretary, and MP for the Old Scrotum constituency, Kwasi Warthog – an untrustworthy and treasonous Le Cercle-funded shill serving two (or more) masters – (and a kindred death cult stooge pal for ex-Labour war criminal, the closet case Tony Bliar) - will to-day hold an emergency summit with Food Bank Britain's greed-mongering energy bosses - to concoct - (now the 'accidental' blocking of the Suez Canal has been resolved) - some 'fresh' scam excuse justifying the deliberately manipulated fuel and supply chain crises, which collectively present glaring 'in yer face' harbingers of the pre-planned Winter season's major food shortages – including turkeys, Christmas puddings, mince pies, custard – and most traumatic of all, in the wake of Brexit – Brussels sprouts.

There is growing alarm that the food and drink industry could be hit by the closure of two UK-based fertiliser plants – in Bogside and Cheshire Cat country – due to fuel gas price rises.

If any of officialdom's lie-ridden press releases are to believed, then a major by-product of the agricultural fertiliser production process is carbon dioxide (CO2), an inert gas used in fizzy drinks and beer, as well as by the meat industry - to stun animals before slaughter; in food packaging - to extend shelf life, and keep deliveries chilled.

If supplies of CO2 run short, it raises the prospect of dead animal carcasses disappearing from supermarket shelves sooner, more so than later.

Que? WTF? British manufacturers don't shut down operations simply due a rise in raw material prices or operating costs. Per the established commercial knock-on effect practice, if the price of production increases, then the retail price of the finished product increases accordingly.

And now we're being deceived into believing food manufacturers ain't got enough C02 to ensure Broken Britain's Greedy Grocer supermarkets have their freezer displays stocked with Xmas turkeys – and this Tory turkey, Kwasi Wathog, has been commissioned by his political Masters to play a most dangerous game - telling the public that our Festive Season birds are gonna be in short supply - and you'll be left with no option but to do without - or trap a feral pigeon n pluck it yourself – or – heavens forbid – dine on the Jill Gates of Hell Foundation's repulsive synthetic 'turkey twizzlers' – lab-produced bio-meat, with a chew-factor tenderness of desiccated foreskins.

The gospel according to one report in the Daily Shitraker claims the British Meat Processors Association has now warned that the industry will only be able to continue production for two weeks, at most, before stocks of CO2 are exhausted.

BMPA’s chief mouthpiece, Ron McTwatt, informed gutter press hacks: "Personally I'm effin' outraged these fertiliser plants can shut down wivout warnin' an' take somethin' so essential ter the supply chain, an' off-stream it, just like that."

Ranjit Singh Bogroller, owner of the Bernard Matthews Food Group, warned the supply of Christmas turkeys was at risk, adding: ‘The CO2 issue is a massive body blow and puts us at breaking point – with Ocado, the online greedy grocer, advising customers that it had a ‘limited stock’ of frozen items – specifically the nation's staple diet items of 'fish fingers' along with 'meat n tater pies' - due to a critical shortage of solid CO2 - aka 'dry ice'.

For fuck's sake – a CO2 shortage? WTF next? It's all utter bollocks. The only fucking thing our ears have been bombarded with by the scaremongering environmentalist lobby activists in recent years is the banshee howls of the global warming and climate change Wokester Brigade's gobshite Karens – and that creepy Swedish cunt, Greta - screaming their flawed science message that an anthropogenic-caused abundance of C02 is causing global warming and killing the planet – and now we've got a fucking shortage of the stuff that's gonna fuck up this year's Christmas celebrations – much as Bonkers Boris' Covid scam social distancing and loopy lockdowns fucked up Christmas in 2020.

Plants – grass to shrubs to trees – 'breathe' C02 – and exhale oxygen – the vital, life-giving gas we breathe. Hence and to wit, get shut of C02 and plant life dies – lawns, forests – the whole fucking green shebang - swiftly followed by an oxygen-deficient, gasping for breath human herd.

Conversely, on the bright side, if there is an actual shortage of C02 and it's not just another 'in yer face' common herd manipulation scam – same as the Covid plandemic – then there yer fucking go - that's the global warming / climate change crisis solved.