Saturday, 18 September 2021

Covid Restrictions Dropped for Afghanistan Tourists

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen – (and other non-binary gender passengers who can't make their fucking minds up about what sex they are) - this is your pilot speaking."

"We've begun our descent (into disorganised chaos) and in a few minutes we'll be landing at Kabul's Osama Bin Laden Memorial Airport – where the Taliban are now back 'in control' (sic) of government, so please put your watches back 578 years – to 1443."

"Upon disembarking all male Muslim passengers should proceed to the immigration express lane of the terminal building, while all female – and other non-Muslim / heathen infidel Christian passengers - proceed to the clearly signposted 'Queue Here & Wait' lane."

"Welcome to Afghanistan – and enjoy your 'virtual reality' visit to the Dark Ages."

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