"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen – (and other non-binary gender passengers who can't make their fucking minds up about what sex they are) - this is your pilot speaking."
"We've begun our
descent (into disorganised chaos) and in a few minutes we'll be landing at
"Upon disembarking all
male Muslim passengers should proceed to the immigration express lane of the
terminal building, while all female – and other non-Muslim / heathen infidel
Christian passengers - proceed to the clearly signposted 'Queue Here &
Wait' lane."
"Welcome to
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