Dickhead to Run Met Plod Squad Forever

In the face of a broad spectrum of criticism, and calls for the fatuous imbecile to be gone, the Met's graft n corruption tainted Plod Squad Commissioner, Cressida Dickhead, has been given a two-year contract extension - in recognition of her past history of classical fuckups.

In a statement released before the contract extension was announced, the Freemason-dominated / infested Metropolitan Police Federation issued a press statement claiming that, in their unqualified – yet sycophantic and biased – opinion, Dame Mustard & Cress had the full support of the rank and file London Police – and any plod – or police dog – that disagreed would be copping a P45 come Friday.

Sir Percival Dorkpuller, the official spokesperson for the MPF - which represents more than 30,000 plods in London - stated for the public record: "We have suffered this commissioner for a number of years now and are convinced she is still the best candidate for the role."

"It is easy for the leftie news tabloids to comment and criticise from the side-lines – but we have our own backs to watch – and Cressy knows where so many skeletons are hanging – or buried - especially so regarding the multitude of scandalous 'deaths in custody' that were never prosecuted - and I personally do not want to end up like her infamous Stockton Tube Station double-double tapped Brazilian electrician casualty - gunned down in error by trigger-happy SO19 thugs, as he looked a bit like a Mid-Eastern Jolly Jihad Muslim terrorist type."

And that statement sums up the entire Plod Squad of Broken Britain – if this cunt is the best candidate for the job then something is fundamentally wrong with the selection / recruitment process, when IQ-deficient incompetents, sexual deviants, control freak sadistic wannabes, career criminals and utter morons are the core elements of the police force.

There again, just take a butchers at the past 'roll of honour' (sic) Met Commissioners / career onanists alike Sir Robert Mark, David 'Tennis' McNee, Paul Condom, and Bernie Hulk Hogan Howe.                                          

With wankers of this ilk in charge, little wonder the 'Great' prefix to Britain has been downgraded, first to 'Broken' and now, thanks to this absurd Covid-1984 scamdemic, to 'Food Bank'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58518146

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