Tory Renta-Gob: Lockdown Stays Until Vaccine Concocted

Our favourite Tory Nasty Party Scouse gobshite skanger, Nadine Dorries, has been up to her old tricks yet again – opening that big mouth before engaging brain on her Twatter social 'nitworking' account viz the Tory's virus lockdown 'exit strategy' - stating for the public record that this social distancing and stay home lockdown fiasco could be in place for years – until some smart arsed anorak or beardie comes up with a vaccine – and Dorries can stick the toxic nano-bot tracking microchip euthanasia vaccine crap that Bill Gates n his Murder Inc Foundation are peddling.

Bedfordshire MP Dorries, triggered the row by demanding journalists - and specifically viz her spat with ITV presenter Pierced Moron – to stop bringing up the subject of an "exit strategy" from the lockdown.

Quoteth the Dorries Beast:

"There is only one way we can 'exit' full lockdown and that is when we have vaccine. Until then, we need to find ways we can adapt society and strike a balance between the health of the nation and our economy."

Gimmee a break, the national (and global) economy is a fucked unit – which was the entire purpose of this world-wide Covid-19 pantomime – (crash the markets / bring in digital currency) and Broken Britain shall hereby be bestowed with the shameful sobriquet of Food Bank Britain – peopled by a society of reduced circumstances peasants living on penury level Basic Universal Income handouts due their once-lucrative skilled employment venues going tits up insolvent (along with pension funds) in the years waiting for dumb-fuck Dorries vaccine to be conjured up and the lockdown ended.

Hmmm, pity we don't have an exit strategy for Dorries to fuck off back to emptying bedpans at Warrington General Hospital.

But with the non-essential likes of the expenses-fiddling rats-nest coiffure Nadine 'Four Streets' Dorries and her fellow cabinet gobshite, Matt Wancock - and the scare-mongering Virus Guesstimate expert Neil Ferguson – if we, the hard line anarchist cadre of the Critical Thinking Party – held a majority sway in Parliament, then they'd be laterally-promoted to the pig sty cleaning detail – and if they came down with coronavirus symptoms – self-isolate the useless twats in some shed at the bottom of the garden - with a signed Do Not Resuscitate notice round their scrawny necks.