Monday, 13 April 2020

The 2020 Easter That Never Was


Alas and woe, what a dismal, non-event fucking disappointment Easter 2020 has turned out to be – with the Tory Nasty Party's dystopian 'stay home – or else' social distancing decree enthusiastically enforced by a uniformed (powers that shouldn't be) Plod Squad Stasi - fining critical thinkers and like-minded dissenters for challenging the veracity – and logic - of this 'new normal' – where lockdown questioners and sceptics risk arrest for not following the novel socially-engineered zeitgeist of hanging out of an upstairs window each evening at the official pre-appointed 20:00 hours time slot and banging pots n pans in applause and adoration for the service of the National Ill-Health Service 'heroes'. – and any other fucker and their dog who's still fortunate enough to be 'in work' – exempt from the loony Lockdown - and earning a salary.

And there we have it, thanks to this overplayed Covid-19 pantomime pandemic and media-manipulated headcount figures – plus the Tory PM, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, playing his cough n sneeze 'I'm infected too' crisis actor role - Easter parades were cancelled – or postponed til next Easter, perhaps - (with a big 'maybe' on the 'perhaps' factor).
No Easter egg hunts – no 'snare an Easter bunny' activities – no egg-rolling down nearby hills – and a silent prayer of sorrow for all those zillions of Cadbury's cream eggs that shall never hatch and grow into choccy chickens.

If push comes to shove then the progenitor of the spiritual / semi-divine linked Easter celebrations – Jesus H. Christ himself – probably had a better Easter being nailed to a big piece of wood – at least he got outdoors for a spot of Palestine sunshine – (essential for Vitamin D formation) – and enjoyed a group therapy 'social' bonding session Last Supper piss-up with his twelve disciple mates – including that back-stabbing twat Judas.

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