Once again we bring our readers the
latest and greatest 'hot gossip' in this scare-mongering Paranoia Pandemic exposé edition from our frontline non-binary media
correspondent, 'Annie the Tranny' McSkanger - currently manning the live news satellite
phone Skype hotline – (while standing halfway down the safe social distance
three mile-long queue to get inside her local Tesco
Extra) - for Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with 'ring of the anvil' dispatches
hand forged, crafted and tempered into razor-edged bespoke satire; to
sate the palates of all budding anti-authoritarian non-conformists,
proto-nihilists and those eclectic career radical pro-justice revolutionaries
who carry the immortal genetic Rh-Neg recusant bloodline of the rebel sons of
Belial - and harbour zero respect or empathy for the privilege-abusing arrogant
authoritarian 0:01% elitist oligarchy – cursed by their exaggerated sense of
entitlement – who, imprudently, have deluded themselves into believing they
rule this world, and all upon its once-pristine mantle.
Tesco Rules: Over-60's Have to 'Look
Old' for Oldies Slot Shopping
One might mistakenly be of an opinion, under the current Covid-19 fake pandemic regulations imposed by the Tory Nasty Party government – and their fascist Coronavirus Act – specifically Schedule 21 – it being illegal to fail to comply with the instructions of police officers without reasonable excuse (penalty of £1,000 quid and / or prison) - that the common herd demographic would display an air of compassion and empathy toward their hominine fellow beings.
But no, instead of bringing
out the best in us - due human nature being motivated by some miscreant DNA one-upmanship
factor in our genes - all this conjured crisis has done is bring out the worst
– with the low life members of society ratting and grassing up their neighbours
to the local uniformed Snitch Squad at a geometric rate - for such heinous
crimes as venturing outdoors twice in a day – or gardening in the privacy of
their own home's boundaries.
Worse still, even intellectually-challenged
retail outlet cashiers have seized the opportunity to flex their sadistic sides
to exercise latent fascist designs - morphing into Jekyll and Hyde control
freaks – specifically in the Greedy Grocer supermarket chains: "Stand
behind that line" – "Don't put stuff on the conveyor until I say
so" – "I'm not taking cash – card payments only" – "Is this an essential item?" - "You can
only have three of those – even if the sign did say Buy Four for £1:95."
On the subject of Greedy
Grocer supermarkets, Pestco (formerly Jack Cohen's Tesco) at their Altrincham,
Manor Rd., Extra store, have assigned Monday, Wednesday and Friday 09:00 to
10:00 hours slots for the older generation and disabled to shop, prior to the
now-customary panic buying rabble insanity crowd stripping the shelves of
anything that might be remotely edible – or good for wiping their arse on.
So, this very morning,
Friday 3rd April, in the year of our Lord, 2020, Anno Domini - off I
trot at 9:00am and join quite a lengthy queue snaking along the side of the
store in the below-premises car park – so reminiscent of Stalin's Bolshevik
USSR People's Utopia – interminable lines of miserable proletariat queuing up
for bread.
For the record, this is now
the only barrier-lined and hazard tape-spaced (two meters apart) entrance to
the store – the Moss Lane upper entrance closed off for a week-plus already –
but thanks to brain-dead management, still zero signs posted on the walkway
bridge to inform would-be patrons of the fact – hence folk are trekking up to
the normal entrance unnecessarily – then, with doors sealed, trekking back
across to the road to stand and scratch their heads and guess where they might
access the store - and finally stroll around the bare shelve aisles in a futile
search for what they actually came to buy.
Well, for a fact, revised
entry protocol 'is not' via the lower car park main entrance as this is guarded
by some moron in a face mask – doubtless on hire from the Renta-Thug security
agency – who 'informs' (sic) would-be entrants - with outstretched officious
palm – and an unintelligible mumble through its face mask – "No entry –
exit only!" – and points a simian finger to the barrier-demarcated queue
line along the side of the building.
So, the queue of my fellow
oldies steadily progresses this morning and being an aware sort of bloke,
notice I am being eyeballed by one of the Renta-Thug security detail 'marshals'
on the actual entrance – and as I am about to enter, with an ill-mannered palm
in the face gesture, informs me "Older people only between 9 and 10 – you
gotta come back later."
My response was one of
"WTF do you class as older?"
Reply "Over 60."
"Well, I'm 71 – does
that qualify me?"
"You don't look
71."
"So now we have to look
over 60 to take advantage of your 9 to 10 slot – or leaning on a walking stick
or crutches or a Zimmer frame – or in a wheelchair? Should I go home for my
birth certificate or will a driving license do as proof?"
With this I pulled out wallet
and held the aforesaid driving license before his eyes – from a two meter safe
social distance, obviously.
"See there – line 3 –
DOB - February 1949."
And with a rude grunt the
moron waved me in.
Really, where do the likes
of Pesco recruit these IQ-deficient wankers? Shake the trees and hire whatever
knuckle-dragger drops down – banana in hand?
Okay, my bad, I hear it on a
regular basis that I don't look my age – thanks to a 'couldn't give a flying
fuck' stress-free attitude – coupled with a healthy exercise and diet lifestyle
– and most definitely not a diet that includes any portion of Pestco's
additive-infested Ready Meals.
To wit, for crashing the national
economy and making Broken Britain even more 'broken' than it was prior to this
pantomime staged Covid-19 pandemic emergency, this Tory Nasty Party government
– in fact the total Parliamentary collective – Lower House of Conmans and Upper
House of Frauds (Vermin in Ermine) - comprised of 'useful idiots', stooges, and
congenital liars all – with the entire shower of shit compromised to the Deep
State shadow government's beck n call via the Three B's Philosophy – Bribery,
Blackmail or Bludgeons – shall be publicly reviled and history will not treat
them kindly – in fact their vilified memory will be no more than an echo in a
deep well.
And this curse shall stricken none more
so than Mr Lockdown himself – London-based Imperial College's MRC
Centre for Global Infectious Disease Analysis Professor Neil 'Fuckups'
Ferguson - using his personal high tech 'tealeaf scrying' computer software - predicted
Broken Britain was on course to lose 250,000 lives during the coronavirus
epidemic - unless his stringent self-isolation advice was taken and the entire
British population ordered to stay home and watch television until the pandemic
had run its pestilent course.
Ferguson
– (whose fucked up computer model predictions
viz the potentially devastating impact of the coronavirus were the key catalyst that convinced Prime Minister Bonkers
Boris Nonsense and his inept cabinet advisors to implement the nation-wide
lockdown) -
has a long and negative record for 'wrong again' research – as instanced by his
grossly flawed 2001 computer-generated
mathematical models of the foot and mouth epidemic that resulted in the
unnecessary slaughter of millions of cattle.
But to look on the brighter
side – and any fucking thing brightens up this imposed state of inconvenient
misery – whatever dark powers reasoning this stay home / self-isolation Covid-19
scam has been initiated - apart from crashing the national economy - one
positive result is the fact it's 'somewhat' cleared the pavements of pedestrian
nightmare cellphone zombies stalking the streets with eyes glued to the screen
and tapping out their next nonsense text message – plus shut grotty Greta
Thurnberg up (for a while) and silenced her perpetual ego-driven, ear-offending
whingeing n moaning viz 'saving the planet' – along with the Greta Cult
Extinction Rebellion protesters - when the planet is quite old enough and
capable of looking after itself – (as evidenced by five great extinction level
events over the past several billion years) – and a further positive being a
halt on the morally-offensive Gay Pride parades by the dildo-wielding Sapphic
Sisterhood and the delusional androgynous trannies - and all manner of
sodomites – the stretched sphincter club - flaunting their perverted lifestyles
in the faces of devout Christian society.
Allergy warning: for readers
suffering from HSS (Hypersensitive Snowflake Syndrome) – there is no known
EpiPen medication remedy for adverse reactions to the 'politically incorrect' –
(aka 'the Truth') - and exposing the fact this entire fake Wuhan 400 virus
epidemic is a sinister distraction scam to be blamed for the imminent crashing
of the world's financial markets and the complete Crapitalist debt-based
monetary structure - (a defective n broken system that's been on life support
for years) – resulting in a radical restructuring of the entire global economy
with CBDCs - a la 2008 scenario on steroids - wherein the 99.9% disenfranchised
poor get even poorer and the 0.01% elevated to a great category level of
'stinking rich' when picking up the post-apocalypse crashed commercial market
commodities at cents on the dollar.
Sorry folks, but these
ubiquitous displays of crayoned rainbow pix in the front window ain't gonna
make Covid-19 go away – or fix the broken economy.
This article was composed in
a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane
unorthodox irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with
measures of wild rumour and caffeine-boosted public interest factoids - may
also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned
references, 5G electrosmog radiation, and a chemtrail residue of
genetically-modified nano-particle bush telegraph innuendo.
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