NHS Sell-Off Sparks Twitter Backbiting Spat

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A split-arsed Guardian cookery writer smitten with a Bolshie-anarchist bent and a deviant Sapphic taste for other women has sparked outrage by declaring for general public consumption that Posh Dave Scameron should commit ritual seppuku on the floor of the House of Conmans for using his ‘dead son’ (quote / sic) as a front to privatise the National Ill-Health Service - which would become the prey of unelected economic forces - and serve as a money-spinning bonanza to enrich the Nasty Party's bottom feeding sponsors over at the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate's Square Mile HQ.

The ginger mingin 'Jack' Monroe, who writes for The Guardian on cookery and poverty issues and penned the script for the latest Hunger Games franchise movie, posted comments on Twatter that the Prime Minister should go due the damning fact he ‘uses stories about his dead son Ivansky - who suffered from cerebral palsy and epilepsy, and died aged six in 2009 - as misty-eyed rhetoric to legitimise selling Broken Britain's not-fit-for-purpose National Ill-Health Service to his rich public school Masonic paedo-sodomite fraternity pals’.

Conversely Monroe's comments on the social networking website, where users were coming up with a swathe of nasty novel personal suggestions of why ‘#CameronMustGo’ have boomeranged with snob-rat Tories referring to her with a stream of homophobic adjectives, such as "a twat-licking dyke deviant" and "a tattooed skanger who has no right commenting on the family life of normal people".

The primary knee jerk reaction from the Tory corner came from lame duck Rumpyford MP Andrew Rosindell who opined to one gutter press hack from the Slander Monger's Gazette that the comments were "deeply shocking, as Ivansky was named after Dave's Thatcher-era KGB handler."
This sentimental twaddle titbit was backed by a second front outburst of typical Nasty Party 'Them vs Us' disparaging class distinction / cheap shots remarks, rightly attributed to Phil 'Troglodyte' Davies, the Tory MP for Shitley, who declared Monroe's personal comments were a clear indication of, quote: "how deeply unpleasant these dildo-addicted, zero A levels grammar school dropout Leftie muff munchers really are."

Hmmm, 'unpleasant' indeed. Davies is the very same dog wanker that has called for government to "scrap the Human Rights Act for foreign nationals and chuck them out of the country" - and not only wants to see "an increase in the prison population" but - zero evidence to support the claim besides - blames random acts of wanton urban vandalism on Muslim scallies.

No shit, this Nazi twat could give the likes of Israel's psycho PM Bobo Nuttyahoo a few pointers on how to further his Palestinian ethnic cleansing (slow cook genocide) campaign.

While Tory politico reaction was swift and harsh, so too was support for the Guardian's rogue ranga remarks regarding Scameron's use of his late son's memory to privatise the train wreck mess of a National Ill-Health Service.

The Alpha-Eugenics website, daggers honed to a razor's edge, plunged them into the Tory vitals with the comment "That's what all this Hurray Henry blue blood / Black Nobility reptile mutant inbreeding does for you - knotted gene strands and fucked up mongrel DNA. Darwin was right - survival of the fittest - not the incestuous, privilege-abusing, decadent pondscum richest."

Candida Mingerot, director of the radical 'Tumbrels Now!' political activist group had this to say to media hacks: "All the Tory scum do is sans integrity and honour. If Snowy Sam Scameron laid off snorting so much Columbian fairy dust then perhaps her kids wouldn't be born afflicted with such crippling ailments."

Ron McScrote, CEO of the anarcho-syndicalism 'Nihilists Forever' faction appeared live on BBC 4's 'Knobhead's Hour' to comment "Wot kind of parent is this Pelindaba Dave character anyways - wot goes ter the pub fer a Saturday afternoon piss-up an' effs off home leavin' his soddin' 8-year old daughter Nancy in the effin' beer garden gettin' eyed up by the local Tapas Nine paedo' ring?"
"This 'curate's egg' fuck up of a Con-Dem / Libservative coalition woz doomed from Day One, back in 2010 an' the only good part being the fact both sides of the star-crossed equation - Scameron an' Clegg - will be gone fer good - inter effin' historical oblivion - come next fuckin' May."

Responding to Strapon Jack's Twatter post and obviously suffering one of her customary 'blonde moments' of opening mouth before engaging brain, Sarah Wollaston, Tory chairman of the House of Conmans health select committee, opined to a reporter from the Grave-Diggers Review ‘What would The Guardian say about an MP who made such a disgusting and heartless comment about a member of the common herd?"

Fair point - probably resort to a line of tried and tested Tory hypocrisy and condemn the hapless twat - and for Monroe's faux pas - promote her to the editorial desk - in charge of celeb' phone hacking.

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