EUSSR Stamps Out 'Pikeys Delight'

In this morning’s 'fuck the scrounging pikeys n gyppos' jingoist edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK's Con-Dem coalition Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, has welcomed a European Court of Justice ruling which serves to back Krautland's attempts of restricting unemployed EUSSR migrant rights to welfare benefits if they refuse to get off their lazy arses and drop the 'fetch me, feed me, carry me' attitude that now permeates every crook and cranny of our fucked-up society and degenerate Western culture.

Scameron informed one gutter press hack from the Bludgers Gazette that his Rothshite crime syndicate bankster bosses wanted the UK stay in a reformed EUSSR - as long as it's reformed to comply with Tory Nasty Party guidelines - and this benchmark decision regarding welfare benefit tourism - a socio-political aberration bestowed with the derogatory sobriquet of 'Pikey's Delight' - was a positive first step in the right direction of achieving the pick n mix parcel of statuary legislative amendments he is demanding on Broken Britain's behalf.

Rubbing his hands with joy and wearing a Cheshire cat style crap-eating grin, the Nasty Party's Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit, opined to the Sadists Review that he was orgasmic and in a state of Nirvana-grade ecstasy over the Luxembourg court's decision to make these cross-EU welfare benefits tourist deadbeats suffer on a scale to equal Britain's marginalised and disadvantaged common herd demographic who now languish in diminished circumstances due imposed bedroom taxes or having been subjected to the French Atos Work Capability Assessment inquisition - and declared as fit to work even if they are a blind, deaf-mute quadriplegic.

Conversely, Tuesday's ruling relates to a case involving a Romanian gyppo, Fellattia Scroungelli and her 18-year old son Beggo, an unemployed mendicant, now living in Germany and who has been denied access to a non-contributory subsistence allowance by Saxony's parsimonious social security system.
The court ruled against the Carpathian-born single mother who flitted to Krautland without a job promise and made no effort to look for work but demanded benefits designed for jobseekers as she claimed she was too sick to go shoplifting - and too fat and ugly to prostitute her body around lecherous Leipzig's Sex World Rote Meile Eroscenter on Dessauer Straße.

So y'all think we've got it bad under Brussels EUSSR totalitarian thumb and at home with the testosterone-deficient Nick 'Forked Tongue' Clegg and Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron - shacked up with his inbred coke-snorting mutant missus Snowy Sam who gets rat-arsed and fucks off home with Dave, leaving the kids in the boozer beer garden - and Dave now pulling yet another Tony Bliar style warmongering stunt: (outright lies x black propaganda x Woolwich false flag Muslim terrorist attacks x doses of Islamophobia x pseudo Masonic /Satanist mummery) to get the UK bollocks-deep involved with another tip-toe mission creep aggressive conflict in the Middle East - all to preserve Israel's ZioNazi military geo-political hegemony and a chokehold on the Gulf region's oil and gas reserves - while providing a field test / proving round opportunity for the profit-motivated military-industrial cabal's latest nasty weapons to gauge the HCE (head count effect) on collateral non-combatant casualties - and any other fucker old enough to scream and bleed.

But if you believe Broken Britain - and the 28 bankrupt nation EUSSR community - have it rough with this never-ending recession and IMF-imposed draconian austerity measures then spare a measure of pity for the hapless Yanks.
They're totally fucked with their Israeli-Zionist placeman - White House cuckoo - Barky Hussein O'Barmy - real name Barry Soetoro - an Indonesian Muslim faggot posing as a Kenyan-Hawaiian all- American family man of the people - with a couple of adopted pickaninny kids and married to a genetically-modified transvestite golly on steroids called Michelle - America's First Lady with a cock and balls.
So not only does Barky's missus (boyfriend / partner?) stand up to piss, he - and she (it) - both take it up the arse.

Thought for the day. Viz the EUSSR / Luxembourg court ruling, it follows sense n reason that if the welfare benefits are restricted then who the fuck wants to come to rain and fog-smitten Broken Britain and share in a recession (read 'depression') stricken, jobless environment with the common herd struggling along, hand to mouth, with a debt-laden economic calamity lifestyle. They already have that - and worse - in their own Third World ex-Soviet Commie eastern European shitholes.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic EUSSR Federation hierarchy and their secret handshake fraternity - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

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