Dumb & Dumber Join ISIS Jihad

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Idiocy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Zionist-owned / dominated Western media - with the publicly-funded BBC hypocrites at the forefront - are having a veritable field day programming Broken Britain's common herd with fresh Islamophobia perceptions via the route of hefty draughts of black propaganda beaming out on a 24/7 broadcast medium in the wake of brothers Mohommod and Hamza Nawaz winning this week's dubious honour of becoming the first British Muslim fanatics to be jailed after signing up for an NVQ1 Terrorism Training course with the Syria / Iraq based ISIS Caliphate death cult.

During the Old Bailey trail Sir Dinsdale Figg-Newton QC, prosecuting, told the court that the brother's actions throughout their 'recruitment' journey, terror camp training and return to the UK gave an entirely novel definition to the terms 'moron' and 'stupidity' and 'accident waiting to happen'.

Evidence was presented that the brothers, both residents of Landfill Hamlets in Stratford, east London - a veritable hotbed for Muslim fundamentalist insurrection - admitted being radicalised at their local mosque's madrassa by the since-deported hate-mongering Imam, Sheikh Fizzy al-Kaseltzer.

Giving testimony in their defence, Mohommod Nawaz told the court "Hamza answered a Met Plod Squad ad' posted on our local mosque notice board in May last year fer a coupla handy Muslim type lads ter take part in an anti-terrorist drill around Woolwich an' we both wanted ter get in on a real life false flag terrorist attack - like them fuckers from Leeds wot did the 7/7 bombin's in 2005 - an' chop some Army squaddie's head off - but the killjoy MI5 bloke wot woz runnin' them two velcro-head patsies called Michael told us there woz nowt doin'. So we said 'fuck it' an' decided on joinin' the ISIS jihad in Syria fer a bit of a laugh instead - an' at the same time impress the fuck outa Hamza's snotty girlfriend, Chavella al Skanger."

The brothers tricked their parents into believing they were going out for a nosh up at McDonald's fast food chew n spew in Walthamstow - but instead left for Iraq that same night on a Thomas Cook discount special Mid-East War Zones 'extreme risk adventures' group tour - financed with a Slick Quid payday loan - and cunningly sneaked off later that week while the group's guide was taking a stop-over toilet break at an ISIS 'Merry Mujahideen' military ordnance souvenir stand selling 'glow in the dark' depleted uranium munitions ashtrays outside Raqqa on the Iraq / Syrian border.

Hamza told the court that they quickly became disillusioned with the ISIS training camp as signing up for jihad wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
"Yer gotta be in bed by ten, an' readin' this Koran thingy wot's all in Arabic - an' no goin' down the pub - cos there ain't no pub an' these twats don't drink like us civilised Muslims do. Plus yer can't shave an' yer got some screwball Religious Compliance Officer twat comin' round an' measurin' yer beard twice a week an' yer get a right old bollockin' if it's not growin' much - an' I woz lucky cos I bought one of them false beards from Poundland on me Ripoff Readies credit card before we left."

"Anyway we got assigned ter the 21st Armoured Segway Battalion at the Hornet's Nest trainin' camp, wot woz a bit of a laugh but it's the pits really cos yer in the middle of the fuckin' desert there's no effin' water an' no showers - an' when yer go fer a crap yer got ter do a squat an' there's no effin' bog rolls an' yer have ter wipe yer arse on one of them wild gerbils wot's runnin' around every fuckin' where. Believe me, this 'Jolly Jihad' blurb is a crock of shite - an' that's why we decided ter say 'fuck it' an' come home again."

Thoroughly disillusioned with the terrorist life not being the purported gung ho Rambo fantasy come true, Hamza and Mohommod returned to the UK in September but ended up a couple of the star-crossed unfortunates snaffled by immigration border officers alerted to the fact the brothers were wearing desert camo' fatigues and toting AK47 assault rifles - and further discovered all manner of souvenir nasties in their overweight luggage.

These included clips of ammo for the rifles, US manufactured M67 frag' grenades, a nest of crap-caked gerbils, scores of mobile phone 'selfies' and video clips taken in their training camp at Latakia - including one incriminating shot with their arms around the shoulders of Mossad super mole / ISIS leader Shylock ben Shitbaum (aka Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi) - some of which had been previously posted on the WhatdaFukk social networking website.
However the pièce de résistance was Mohommod's tote bag, containing several shrunken heads, later identified by the police forensics lab' as those previously belonging to now-decapitated US journalists and foreign aid workers.

Ms Fellattia Mingerot QC, defending, informed the court's presiding judge, Dame Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle, that last August members of the Nawaz family had contacted their local Plod Squad to report the brothers were missing - but then had second thoughts and attempted to deceive by stating it was believed they had gone to Scotland to visit their MacNawaz relatives in Edinburgh.

The Old Bailey jury heard that Mohommod Nawaz (the purported 'brains of the outfit') was a thoroughly bad lot and had been previously convicted of blackmail, false imprisonment, kidnap, sheep shagging 'and' canine necrophilia back in 2009, for which he was slapped with an unfulfilled 100 hour Community Service Order - and since his return from Syria had further admitted responsibility for the May 2013 night time break-in at a Stratford High Street manicurists - a shoddy burglarised attempt to steal the materials to build a crowd killer 'nail bomb' - which turned out to be a 'damp squib' when it failed to explode.

Following the sentencing of the Junud al-Shaam Jihadists, Mohommod and Hamza, to four-and-a-half years and three years respectively, Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dickhead of the Metropolitan Police's Counter-Terrorism Command informed a gutter press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that "It's a landmark case with many other Jihadist wannabes in the pipeline for a long dose of porridge and buggery, sharing a cell with some pervy deviant called Femmenella."

Appealing to Muslim families to work with the police and grass up their erring kids, as the consequences for those joining the jihad could be death on a battlefield from an MQ-9 UAV Reaper drone's Shitstreak missiles, Ms Dickhead stated "We have two intelligence-deficient Muslim brothers from east London who travelled to Syria and engaged in terrorist training, then returned to the UK as the job sucked."

"I realise it's difficult to snitch on your own children, but families can spot changes in their kid's behaviour if they are becoming radicalised. And one dead cert give-away if they're training to join ISIS is bulk deliveries of kitchen knives from Argos and finding the severed heads of missing locals - usually meter readers or postmen - in the freezer or under their beds."

Carbon Credit Offset / Cap & Trade Exchange (aka Global Warming / Pollution Reduction Scam) declaration: No trees, fish, cormorants, bumble bees or small furry mammals - otters or voles – or Syrian refugees - were harmed in posting this insurrectionist epistle. However, a large number of the GCHQ / Five Eyes Alliance’s Prism / Tempora / Carnivore / Echelon / X-Keyscore / SIG-INT I-Spy super snooper ‘Nosy Bastard’ wire-tap / IMSI catchers / eavesdropping / data mining system’s network electrons on Hubble Bubble Road in Cheltenham were temporarily inconvenienced.

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Hamas Exacts Eye for an Eye Vengeance

In this morning’s ‘Spot the Neo-Nazi Hypocrites’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Hypocrisy takes off at a geometric rate across the Promised Land, broadcast far and wide by the Chosen People's Western mass media shills, with the Zionist kikesters crying "Foul!" along with the customary hissy fit shrieks of "anti-Semitism!" and "Holohoax denial!" at every fucker and their dog who dares utter a "WTF did you expect?" and "Ain't payback a bitch" reproachful censures with regard to last week's synagogue axing incident in Jerusalem's ultra-orthodox Har Naff-Off neighbourhood, where a gaggle of rabbis - including chief mohel Rabbi Fagin Snipcock, and other non-Christian pagans got the chop - literally - from a crew of pissed-off Hamas militants as comeuppance for Jews defiling the al-Haram al-Sharif / Dome of the Rock religious site.

Fortunately canny stalwart moralists are undeterred by the corrupted anti-Semite label (a brand now hijacked by the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience as a socio-political incorrectness weapon of mass distraction) and fearlessly point out that Israel's psychopathic Jabotinskyist PM, Bobo Nuttyahoo, and the chutzpah shifty Shylocks kikesters comprising the heathen ranks of the empathy-deficient racist Knesset and the rabid mad dog IDF have been less than nice to their split state (those ever-diminishing occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip enclaves) Palestinian victims - collectively subjected to a diabolical apartheid purgatory that grows by increment via the capricious, sadistic whims of their genocidal ZioNazi oppressors.

Ron McScrote, spokesman for the award-winning Warmonger Watch charity had this to say to gutter press hacks. "The Israeli government knows how to elicit a negative response from the Palestinians and generate a collective source of moral outrage on a global scale with their gratuitous pick n mix displays of industrial strength human rights violations and war crimes. And here I'm referring to the IDF's 50 day duration Operation Kill Every Fucker military assault on Gaza and last July's outrageous and horrifying attack on a 16-year-old Palestinian, Mohammed Abu Khdeir; kidnapped then burned alive by psychotic Jewish extremists."

"Now there's a perfect stellar example of this peace-loving, superior Jewish culture these self-promoting barbaric tossers are so fond of boasting about. What a facade and stinking great disingenuous pretence it all is, this 'most democratic nation in the Middle East' hyperbole and brand name labelling the homicidal maniac ranks of the IDF as 'the world's most moral army'."

"These meshuggenah tossers are repressing the true owners of Palestine - the real bona fide Arab Muslim Semites - by controlling their right to enter the Dome of the Rock's sacred Al-Aqsa mosque located in the Old City of Jerusalem. This action, and also allowing illegal Jewish settlers to further defile the site, is intentional and executed with malice aforethought to provoke a violent reaction from the Palestinians so that the gung ho Israeli Defence Forces can jump into action with one of their customary trigger happy 'take no prisoners' responses and kill every fucker old enough to scream and bleed."

"Otherwise why would Nuttyahoo's government allow right-wing Israeli extremist settlers - protected by the IDF Thug Squad - to continue their violent actions against Palestinian worshippers? The Israeli government knows that such only serves to inflame a religious hatred among Palestinians against the Jewish population - and doubtless with this abuse of access to the holy Muslim site they've provoked the desired response to further demonise the Palestinians as the 'evil ones'."

"Thus we are faced with the question: is this the precise type of reaction they planned - with malice aforethought - to provoke from their perennial victims? Really, Hitler's Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels couldn't have thought up a more fitting scam to demonise the conjured enemies they have long planned to exterminate via a slow cook genocide - this venal mission creep route of extended ethnic cleansing programmes wherein the IDF reduce their capacity for national pride and dignity to the level of pigs. They purposely starve them, reduce the quality of their existence to hand to mouth, contaminate their water supplies, deny them medicines, kidnap their young to be murdered and victims to the kikester's illegal / black market transplant organ donor scam. I kid you not, rock on Nuremberg Two."

Well WTF can we expect when the corrupt Khazar-Ashkenazi AIPAC and ADL kikesters running the good ole US of A and Israel - and much else in the West - (Crapitalist fractional reserve banking system / stooge 'democracy' governments / Hollywood / mass media) are psycho-Satanist control freaks hell bent on a plan of global domination and implementing their 'Greater Israel' fantasy - and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion / Agenda 21 goyim depopulation scams.

Hence the unbridled hostilities visited on the defenceless / hapless heads of their Palestinian victims will continue unabated.
Unbridled and unabated?
Yes, for the international community PTB who are capable of fitting a Spanish bit and 'reigning in' this rogue militarised crime state beast by imposing boycott and divestment sanctions and the rule of law - (commencing with the decrees and constraints laid out by UN Resolution 3236 - as far back as 1974 - and block the US / Great Satan supplying them with high tech armaments) - suffer from a contagious strain of moral bankruptcy where the evil Rothshite bankster crime syndicate's pet project (Israel) is concerned and bow to the fictitious and self-serving Chosen People / Promised Land / superior culture myths - thus are as devoid of credibility as the more at scent than substance hypocrisy-ridden United Nations.

Thus the Palestinians will remain a marginalised and oppressed people in their own country, as per the violent 1948 usurpation of their sovereign nation state by the Israeli's Stern, Irgun and Haganah terrorist groups in the Yawn an-Nakbah (Day of the Catastrophe) – the start of the Palestinian Holocaust – the Palestinian’s ‘Shoah’ - and the star-crossed true Arab Semite population of the Gaza Strip stay besieged behind the 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi Holocaust style concentration camp on the planet.

Fact: if the apathetic West refuse to stir their moral conscience and act on behalf of the Palestinians then the populations of both the 'occupied' West Bank and the imprisoned Gaza Strip coastal enclave are doomed to remain subjected to a regimen of unqualified aggressive barbarity - genocide with a twist - the level of which was last manifested by the despotic likes of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot.
To wit, PM Nuttyahoo and the equally nutty Knesset, if not censured and strictures imposed, will continue with these stalled, more at scent than substance, 'peace negotiations' and the false pledge for a 'two-state' solution - (more at two-faced or two-timing - or the Tel Aviv 'two-step').

And here we see the hand of true evil at work when Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo told crowds of illegal settlers that Israel's response to the rabbi axing attack would be swift, harsh and of equal violence, and the homes of the attackers - and too every other fucker and their dog in the neighbourhood - be demolished (to make way for more illegal kikester squatters).

One resorts to a spot of head scratching ponderance, WTF is Europe's socio- political leadership - and specifically the EU Parliament doing - and too the UK's main political parties - Tory, Labour and Lib-Dums (all field sycophantic Friends of Israel Clubs) - 'and' the Arab Semite Muslim leaders of the Gulf states - even paying lip service to these psychopathic ZioNazi maniacs - for the right to self-defence apologist argument is an insult to our collective intelligence - it's like having a 'progressive alliance' with the fucking Devil.

So international jurists of good heart and human rights activists will continue unfazed to expose Israel's war crimes and abuses - and the racist Israeli government's repeated massacres of Palestinian civilians - that they expedite with impunity (until the Day of Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal II) - and push the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign, which gets right under the kikester's skin.
Good, nice to see these elitist morally reprehensible Donmeh crypto-kikes - the Ashkenazi Jews of convenience - not getting their own way at every turn.

Anyone pushed far enough, especially when they have fuck all to lose, will turn a nihilistic hue as death seems an attractive alternative to their daily suffering - and from such a stance shall the oppressed ignite a Third Intifada - and Israel shall burn and cease to be, and the Palestinian survivors of the cataclysm will rightfully reclaim their stolen country - and mention of the term Zionism shall prompt men, women and children alike to spit on the ground before them.

The land-grabbing ZioNazi bully shall be eradicated from collective memory and to their undying shame history will not treat them well, and record for future generations to reflect deeply upon that this vile Israel entity was built on the blood and bones of others.

Then the Rothshite bankster syndicate's personal nuclear-armed outlaw pariah state will be no more - and the prophesised Greater Israel, stretching from Nile to Euphrates - shall remain in the annals of myths - nor too the venal Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion agenda ever manifest as a reality.

Thought for the day.

United Nations General Assembly Resolution 3236, adopted by the 29th Session of the General Assembly on November 22, 1974 officially recognises the Palestinian people's right to self-determination,

Reaffirms the inalienable rights of the Palestinian people in Palestine, including:
(a) The right to self-determination without external interference;
(b) The right to national independence and sovereignty;

Reaffirms also the inalienable right of the Palestinians to return to their homes and property from which they have been displaced and uprooted, and calls for their return;

Emphasizes that full respect for and the realization of these inalienable rights of the Palestinian people are indispensable for the solution of the question of Palestine;

Recognizes that the Palestinian people is a principal party in the establishment of a just and lasting peace in the Middle East;

Further recognizes the right of the Palestinian people to regain its rights by all means in accordance with the purposes and principles of the Charter of the United Nations;

Appeals to all States and international organizations to extend their support to the Palestinian people in its struggle to restore its rights, in accordance with the Charter;

Requests the Secretary-General to establish contacts with the Palestine Liberation Organization on all matters concerning the question of Palestine;

Requests the Secretary-General to report to the General Assembly at its thirtieth session on the implementation of the present resolution;

Decides to include the item entitled "Question of Palestine" in the provisional agenda of its thirtieth session.

This blog post is dedicated to the immortal memory of Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat – tortured to death by the homicidal maniacs serving as his Israeli gaolers in the G4S-run Magiddo Prison – those clinically-insane kikesters (the Khazar-Ashkenazi Jews of convenience) running the apartheid state of Israel – who the UK’s taxpayer-funded BBC (British Coverups Corp) are under strict orders never to criticise – for such is ‘mesira’ – forbidden.

Further, let us not forget either the thousands of other hapless Palestinians – men, women and rock-chucking sprogs - who dare protest against the inhuman treatment visited upon them by this latter day barbaric Zionist scourge, only to end up incarcerated in the likes of the kikester regime’s Facility 1391 interrogation (read ‘torture’) and black market transplant organ harvesting centre.

Hmmm, and we are to believe the duplicitous words of the Israeli Slime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo – himself another Jew of convenience with zero Semite DNA in his Khazar-Ashkenazi genes - when he declares in regard to the ‘Palestinian problem’ – “All options are on the negotiating table”. Yeah right – all options excepting fair play and ‘peace’.

In the 1980’s Oded Yinon, a senior advisor to the Israeli Ministry for Foreign Mischief, articulated the primary draft of the ZioNazi grand strategy to instigate the Balkanization of the entire Middle East via a chain of staged false flag terrorist attack events and contrived wars of aggression - with the participation of the US and European (read NATO) military forces to achieve the Chosen People’s Biblical ‘Promised Land’ – a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Euphrates – and far beyond – whose end result would ensure Israel’s Mid-East military hegemony and provide the West's PTB with geo-political domination and guaranteed oil and gas reserves for the next century.

Regardless of their perpetual cultural obsession with things kosher, usury, anti-Semitism, the Holohoax - and snipping foreskins – all benchmarks of Jewish essentialism - the tactics of these Israel-based paranoid, certifiably-psychotic warmongering Khazar-Ashkenazi Yids of convenience - and their US- based AIPAC / Poxman ADL / B'nai Brith lobbyist groups - plumb the depths of dishonour and indecency, due their litany of character assassination, selective misquotation, the wilful distortion of the record, the fabrication of falsehoods, and an utter disregard for the statutes of international law – and ‘the truth’.

Hence fuck the Edomite Mafia and the Rothshite crime syndicate and their New World Order capital of Jerusalem. Plus fuck Israel and the Great Satan and the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion – or the Project for a New American Century – or the Foreign Policy Initiative or whatever they choose to label this game plan devoted to their Brotherhood of the Snake and Cult of the Golden Calf - and that insatiable god of greed and compulsive, consumer-driven materialism: Mammon.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Semitic Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land and Greater Middle East until the final Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial scumbag.”

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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Plods Issue Terrorist 'Panic Stations' Alert

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Paranoia’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Met Plod Squad's head honcho, Bernard 'Scouse' Hogan Howitzer, yesterday launched Operation Scaremonger, a high anxiety psychological warfare project conjured up by the sociopaths at the venal Tavistock Institute, aimed at getting the common herd useless eaters into a pre-Xmas / festive season pants-shitting paranoia state of acquiescence prior to the passing of Tory transvestite Home Secretary 'Testosterone Terry' May's Counter-Terrorism and Security Bill - currently before the House of Conmans for ratification and becoming yet another draconian law set to nibble the frayed edges of our diminishing liberties and freedom of speech.

The scare-mongering content of 'dual purpose' leaflets (a 'read, shit yourself, then wipe your bum on' advisory flyer) distributed by PCSOs and Community Enforcement Morons on secondment from the Renta-Thug Security Agency, warn that Broken Britain is facing the biggest threat to national security since the last big threat - with hapless commuters advised to 'run and hide' if an Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attack takes place while they are at a train or bus station, or doing a spot of Christmas shop lifting at one of the ubiquitous Greedy Grocer supermarkets or rip-off Mega Malls.

The campaign is designed to encourage the public to be aware of Islamic terror threats and follows in the wake of Terry May's outlining of a raft of measures to tackle both home-grown extremists - (specifically the sector of our society pissed off with the government's generalised mismanagement of the affairs of state, the slashing of welfare benefits and the despised bedroom taxes inflicted by the equally despised DWP Minister Iain Dunkin Shit - a past master at dispensing collateral human misery) - 'and' those fanatical Muslim scallies returning back home for a vacation in Brummystan after months spent in the scorching deserts of Syria and Iraq - hacking foreign journalists' and aid workers' heads off with a cheap arsed kitchen knife to win a few brownie points with the ISIS death cult.

Launching the campaign yesterday on behalf of British Transport, Paul Crowther, the BTP's Chief Constable, informed amused press hacks: "Six million people travel on Rattle Track every single day - the same amount that Zionist Israel claims were snuffed by Hitler's Nazis in the WW2 Holohoax. So if they put a bomb under one of our trains - like Mossad and MI5 did on 7/7 in 2005 - then it stands to reason that will be ka-fucking-boom and adios to six million tax-paying members of the British electorate who won't be voting for UKIP next May."

Conversely, upon receiving one of the leaflets being handed out at stations instructing passengers what to do in the 'very likely' event of an imminent Muslim terrorist attack - and which included photo-shopped images of scarified people on the edge of nervous breakdowns, running for cover, cowering in shadowy corners, and whispering into their mobile phones, then sticking their heads between their legs and kissing their arse 'goodbye' - a legion of commuters, seeing through this latest Chicken Little paranoia scam for what it is - total bullshit - lashed out and criticised the flyer's disturbing racist content as the latest play in the government's ongoing scaremongering offensive levelled against their own population - designed to further demonise Islam and its Muslim adherents, cause social eruptions in our 'all in it together' multicultural society - and usher in the planned panopticon surveillance society system - and move another step up the agenda ladder to a totalitarian martial law Stasi police state.

London Mayor Kamal Ali Bojo (aka Bonkers Boris Nonsense) spoke with press hacks while handing out leaflets yesterday as part of the Con-Dem coalition government's Counter Terrorism Awareness Week.
Mayor Bojo Ali Bey - touted by Flatbrokes, the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies as the replacement Tory leader when Posh Dave Scameron gets fired next May - admits he is all in favour of an overarching I-Spy / Nosy Twats Charter to combat Islamic jihadists and any other non-conformist Bolshie elements likely to become infected with Oppositional Defiance Disorder and pursue a course of domestic terrorism to achieve the socio-political ends denied them at the ballot box - by disagreeing with the government and refusing to vote Tory.

The gospel according to Bojo claims: "Well, this here flyer thingy contains all kinds of useful stuff and Arabic phrases like "Please don't shoot me or cut my head off" / "Is that knife sharp?" / "Is this going to hurt?" / "Does your ransom department take Amex cards?" and "Can I phone a friend?"
"So don't forget, if you see any sodding Muslim type oicks buying bomb grade peroxide - even if they are a bottle blonde - or those big packs of nano-thermite black pepper like you get at the Indian markets - then ring MI5 or your local Plod Squad on the 24/7 anti-terrorist hotline."

So much for Broken Britain - and the world is 'Broken' - with a large capital 'B' - life in our once sceptred isle is a fucking nightmare become - with Snoop Dog policing and the steady encroachment of this vile panopticon surveillance system. We don't know WTF is worse - watching horror movies so close to bed-time - or the fucking news.

But what a bonanza for the Libservative government's Big Pharma pals and the ailing National Ill-Health Service this ISIS panic stations alert will be, cause and effect-wise - with the sheeple tuning up in droves for beta blockers and blister packs of Prozac, Zoloft and Celaxa to alleviate their panic disorders, OCD, PTSD, and generalised social phobia / self-harm / suicide conditions.

However Scabby Acrobati, director of the 'No Pain / No Gain' human rights and wrongs charity, was critical of Terry May's proposed measures to tackle terrorism.
"This is fear-mongering gone awry, as the leaflet is basically a copy of the People's Marxist Utopia of China handbook fer a Chinese Fire Drill."
"Then we have these changes ter TPIMs - Terrorism Prevention an' Investigation Measures - ter force suspects ter move ter another part of the country . Wot the fuck's that all about, I asks yer? They move somewhere else an' blow up some other hapless twats pub or corner shop - or chop a pensioner's head off?"

"The whole lot's an Orwellian Big Brother scam - more Kafkaesque really - of raisin' the burden of proof fer imposin' TPIMs - from "reasonable belief" ter "balance of probabilities" - which means we're all fucked if we say Booo ter a goose - then no fucker or their dog will hate our democratic freedoms - cos we won't fuckin' have any."
"A bit like Bald Willy's weddin' ter Katie Middleclass when suspected activists an' protesters woz gettin' collared an' shoved in preventive detention on pre-crime suspicion charges cos they might shout summat not very nice at the royal couple."

Likewise, Bev McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three from Greater Manchester's notorious Stench Hill sink or swim social housing estate had this to say to gutter press hacks from the Scare-Mongers Gazette outside her Mud Duck Terraces semi.
"Fuck me drunk on an effin' Sunday. I'm gettin' panic attacks every time some twat slams a car door or the effin' smoke alarm kicks off when I'm havin' a bifta in the effin' kitchen - let alone some velcro-head Jolly Jihad bomb chucker wiv a balaclava on comin' round ter cut me effin' head off just cos we got Team England flag curtains wot me Mum give us fer last year's World Cup effort disaster."

"If this latest pile of shite goes through the House of Conmans an' is passed inter law then we're gonna have the plods an' social services an' the rest of the effin' community compliance thugs kickin' yer front door in at any old hour of the day or night an' quotin' yer some breach of whatever numpty bylaw or domestic terrorism statute they like an' snatchin' yer kids fer the local elitist Freemason's paedo ring ter molest an' bugger then strangle in some weirdo blood sacrifice ritual as homage ter Satan."

So, dare we ask without getting our collective collars felt - what the fuck is next? ISIS targeted (sic) by the Equal Opportunities Commission for not providing disabled access to their pantomime fiasco / photo-shopped decapitation extravaganzas?

ISIS Jolly Jihad 'Terror Bomb' recipe:

* 2 parts widely disseminated gutter press / mass TV media black propaganda
* Pick n mix scattering of disinformation soundbites: ISIS bogeymen, bang, panic, high anxiety, mass hysteria, stampede, cold sweat, jitters.
* 1 part sub-nuclear Parliamentary 'scaremongering rhetoric'
* 1 part media reminders of past Muslim false flag domestic terrorist attacks
* Medium nano-particle dash of YouTube ISIS beheading videos

Thought for the day. Odd how the British citizenry was never subjected to this level of outrageous hyperbole when the IRA were successfully blowing up all kinds of shite across our green and pleasant land - plus making a total fuck of the Tory Party annual conference in boring Brighton back in 1984.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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NHS Sell-Off Sparks Twitter Backbiting Spat

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A split-arsed Guardian cookery writer smitten with a Bolshie-anarchist bent and a deviant Sapphic taste for other women has sparked outrage by declaring for general public consumption that Posh Dave Scameron should commit ritual seppuku on the floor of the House of Conmans for using his ‘dead son’ (quote / sic) as a front to privatise the National Ill-Health Service - which would become the prey of unelected economic forces - and serve as a money-spinning bonanza to enrich the Nasty Party's bottom feeding sponsors over at the Rothshite bankster crime syndicate's Square Mile HQ.

The ginger mingin 'Jack' Monroe, who writes for The Guardian on cookery and poverty issues and penned the script for the latest Hunger Games franchise movie, posted comments on Twatter that the Prime Minister should go due the damning fact he ‘uses stories about his dead son Ivansky - who suffered from cerebral palsy and epilepsy, and died aged six in 2009 - as misty-eyed rhetoric to legitimise selling Broken Britain's not-fit-for-purpose National Ill-Health Service to his rich public school Masonic paedo-sodomite fraternity pals’.

Conversely Monroe's comments on the social networking website, where users were coming up with a swathe of nasty novel personal suggestions of why ‘#CameronMustGo’ have boomeranged with snob-rat Tories referring to her with a stream of homophobic adjectives, such as "a twat-licking dyke deviant" and "a tattooed skanger who has no right commenting on the family life of normal people".

The primary knee jerk reaction from the Tory corner came from lame duck Rumpyford MP Andrew Rosindell who opined to one gutter press hack from the Slander Monger's Gazette that the comments were "deeply shocking, as Ivansky was named after Dave's Thatcher-era KGB handler."
This sentimental twaddle titbit was backed by a second front outburst of typical Nasty Party 'Them vs Us' disparaging class distinction / cheap shots remarks, rightly attributed to Phil 'Troglodyte' Davies, the Tory MP for Shitley, who declared Monroe's personal comments were a clear indication of, quote: "how deeply unpleasant these dildo-addicted, zero A levels grammar school dropout Leftie muff munchers really are."

Hmmm, 'unpleasant' indeed. Davies is the very same dog wanker that has called for government to "scrap the Human Rights Act for foreign nationals and chuck them out of the country" - and not only wants to see "an increase in the prison population" but - zero evidence to support the claim besides - blames random acts of wanton urban vandalism on Muslim scallies.

No shit, this Nazi twat could give the likes of Israel's psycho PM Bobo Nuttyahoo a few pointers on how to further his Palestinian ethnic cleansing (slow cook genocide) campaign.

While Tory politico reaction was swift and harsh, so too was support for the Guardian's rogue ranga remarks regarding Scameron's use of his late son's memory to privatise the train wreck mess of a National Ill-Health Service.

The Alpha-Eugenics website, daggers honed to a razor's edge, plunged them into the Tory vitals with the comment "That's what all this Hurray Henry blue blood / Black Nobility reptile mutant inbreeding does for you - knotted gene strands and fucked up mongrel DNA. Darwin was right - survival of the fittest - not the incestuous, privilege-abusing, decadent pondscum richest."

Candida Mingerot, director of the radical 'Tumbrels Now!' political activist group had this to say to media hacks: "All the Tory scum do is sans integrity and honour. If Snowy Sam Scameron laid off snorting so much Columbian fairy dust then perhaps her kids wouldn't be born afflicted with such crippling ailments."

Ron McScrote, CEO of the anarcho-syndicalism 'Nihilists Forever' faction appeared live on BBC 4's 'Knobhead's Hour' to comment "Wot kind of parent is this Pelindaba Dave character anyways - wot goes ter the pub fer a Saturday afternoon piss-up an' effs off home leavin' his soddin' 8-year old daughter Nancy in the effin' beer garden gettin' eyed up by the local Tapas Nine paedo' ring?"
"This 'curate's egg' fuck up of a Con-Dem / Libservative coalition woz doomed from Day One, back in 2010 an' the only good part being the fact both sides of the star-crossed equation - Scameron an' Clegg - will be gone fer good - inter effin' historical oblivion - come next fuckin' May."

Responding to Strapon Jack's Twatter post and obviously suffering one of her customary 'blonde moments' of opening mouth before engaging brain, Sarah Wollaston, Tory chairman of the House of Conmans health select committee, opined to a reporter from the Grave-Diggers Review ‘What would The Guardian say about an MP who made such a disgusting and heartless comment about a member of the common herd?"

Fair point - probably resort to a line of tried and tested Tory hypocrisy and condemn the hapless twat - and for Monroe's faux pas - promote her to the editorial desk - in charge of celeb' phone hacking.

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Xmas Miracle: Band Aid Cures Ebola

In today’s ‘Enhanced Knobhead’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest African charity scam scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The banner headline besides, the World Health Organisation today slammed the charlatan 'snake oil' promotional publicity spin being broadcast by ex-Boomtown Twats singer Blob 'Dandruff' Geldork, and issued a statement of corrective censure that listening to his latest Band Aid revival of 'Do They Know It's Christmas' does not cure Ebola.

WHO spokeswoman, Dr Irawaddy Jaffacake, informed one gutter press hack from the Pandemics Gazette that "People all over Africa might well be rushing out to buy this rip-off CD or downloading the song onto their smart phones, but I can assure you just listening to it will neither prevent a person contracting this CDC bio-weaponised strain of Ebola, nor cure anyone already infected."

Typical of the global fascination with celebrity knobheads, the media generated feeding frenzy has resulted in sales of 250,000-plus copies in the first three days since its release across Broken Britain, with Billboard predicting it will top the singles chart in Africa - even if most of the pagan / animist worshipping population haven't a fucking clue what Christmas is.

While the Band Aid Ebola charity single might well look set to become a huge international hit, Geldork's project has again run into criticism from pro-Africa websites and one London-born Ghanian rapper, Blown Fuse, told media hacks that he was shocked and appalled by the song's lyrics.
"This patronising Irish donkey, who is more in critical need of a charity haircut, has no idea of what Africa really needs, and throwing buckets of money at a problem doesn't automatically solve the problem but simply creates bigger problems - such as yet another charity gravy train corruption scam for government kleptomaniacs to get their sticky paws into."
"So we say to Geldork "you have been unfriended, now piss off - and take that other self-promoting, posing paddy tosspot Bono with you."

The 'Dis am Africa' website - a forum for Africans, by Africans - run from Ebola-free (so far) Kenya had a stream of similar sentiments posted which condemn Geldork's latest Band Aid 'shock and awe' tactics publicity stunt.
One reader wrote "Do Africans know it's Christmas? What a condescending title for a song. Of course we do, even if we don't believe in Santa Claus anymore."
"We have had a gut-full of dese interfering busybody do-gooders from the days of the Christian missionary paedophiles to the colonial exploiters to the Great Satan's Africom and the WHO and Bill Gates vaccination eugenics programmes spreading AIDS and now this CDC Ebola virus."
"We do not need white honky charity but be left alone to reclaim our identity ... heritage and our continent's rightful political, economic and cultural position - and the West's moralists to stop condemning the culinary gourmet delights of cannibalism."

Although Geldork's publicity team did manage to tempt a veritable legion of geriatric 60's and 70's celebrity pop stars to venture out from their respective elderly care homes and local Priory rehab clinics, many more ignored the call to perform for fuck all, with the likes of fat-arsed Adele refusing to take Blob's phone calls - and in a so typical blonde moment, tweeting "fed up wiv annoyin' twats ringin' me up - probably just another celeb-obsessed stalker wantin' a pair of me used panties ter sniff at".

As to Geldork's version of events: "Adele was too busy with her Xmas shopping ter bother about people dropping dead all over Africa."

For all celebrity-fixated wannabe's with no interest in 'getting a life of their own, why not enter our 'Spot the Knobhead' competition - put names to the cast of Blob Geldork's 2014 Band Aid charity extravaganza and you too could win a monogrammed life size plaster cast copy of Bono's brain - mounted in an eggcup.

Thought for the day. Pity they didn't think to have Kim Kardashian's 'ample' (sic) brown Armenian bubble bum (la derriere magnifique) up for auction. Now the chance of a night cuddling Kim, and spooning that inflated Hottentot gluteal monstrosity would have raised mega bucks.

Perhaps as an encore Geldork and his motley crew of do-good helpers might grow a set of bollocks and truly reflect on what the fuck is wrong in this world, then cobble together a fresh dog n pony show act to perform a mass celebrity-powered Band Aid gig that highlights the human rights and war crimes abuse suffered by the non-combatant civilian Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip enclave under the ZioNazi jackboot of the latter day Ashkenazi barbarians running Israel.

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Skewed News Views Roundup

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Another heap of ordure hits the fan around the Rothshite crime syndicate's Square Mile and Westminster, with rabid royals, uncivil servants and deviant politicos alike all shitting kittens over fresh revelations that the (so far) untouchable Masonic VIP / Parliamentary paedo rings were (and still are) not only into subjecting little boys to ritual BD/SM scenario torture sessions while sodomising them but took further debauched pleasures in snuffing their pre-pubescent sprog victims too - just like the vile Ted Heath tossing strangled victims from Jersey's infamous Haute de la Garenne boy brothel care home off his Morning Sickness yacht.

The Met Plod Squad's wide-ranging Operation Catamite investigation team yesterday informed salivating news hacks that they are currently probing the deviant doings of past residents at the now-notorious Dolphin Square apartment block where so many of these alleged sexual assaults occurred - with a steady pick n mix supply of orphaned / 'in care' children supplied and chauffeured around by the limo-load, all part of the Kray Twins dynamic crime duo blackmail gang's Renta-Sprog kiddie fiddling service - protected by the Masonic fraternity's Special Branch brothers 'and' none other than MI6's Deputy Director of Coverups - the raving paedo scumbag Sir (yep, another royally-bestowed knight of the realm) Peter Hayman.

As to Operations Spewtree, Fernbridge, Fairwank, Pallial and Midland - or any of the other innumerable investigations into decades-old cases of sexual abuse ever collaring any fucker or their dog - apart from the long-buried corpses of knighted DJs or flab-ridden Liberal MP 'Sirs' - or the likes of the untouchable Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan and Lord Granville 'Alzheimers' Janner - don't hold your breath if this following example of Plod Squad public protection efficiency is anything to go by.

An Essex couple's 5-year old daughter, her innocence stolen when raped by a 12-year old neighbour three years ago, is still waiting on justice and her abuser to be arrested and prosecuted.
Any such luck? No way, even though the pre-teen offender admitted the assault, there was nary a mention of being entered in the Sexual Offenders Register, and he was discharged with a caution of: "The next time yer get the rape urge - do it with someone yer own age."

Bravo Essex police. What a bunch of dog wankers. 'Not fit for purpose' is a descriptive phrase that doesn't even begin to cover the incompetence. But where does the blame lie with this paedophile culture? Primarily with the evil minded perpetrators, but as ex Beeb DJ / TV presenter Noel Edmonds has opined in the national press, the blame for the vile antics of Sir Jimbo Savile going unchecked shouldn't rest only with the BBC but the Royals and Thatcher government politicos who nurtured his celebrity existence and perverted '~philia' sexual excesses (paedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia to name a mere sample).
Spot on, Noel - and that's your chances of ever copping a royal title gone right up the swannie.

Meanwhile, over on the strontium-laden radioactive shingle shores of the Land of the Rising Becquerel Count, Japan's magic carpet maglev train this week reached a world record braking top speed of 581km/h - ideal for glow in the dark residents of the doomed Fuckupshima nuclear power station's surrounding countryside to exit stage left when their children's hair, fingernails and teeth start to fall out.

One hundred kamikaze joyride passengers whizzed along a 42.8km (27 mile) test run route between the cities of Uenohara and Fuefuki at 581km/h - with it taking longer to get on and off the train than the total of six minutes to complete the journey - timed from a standing start.

For fuck's sake, these clack-eyed twats lost WW2 with a flash n a bang - and now they're a global high tech' economy leader with maglev trains shooting along faster than a speeding mullet - all powered by zero point M-Theory nano-energy. (M-Theory? - based on String Theory but without any strings attached - due the problem with String Theory having too many knots in it).

As to Broken Britain - the progenitor of the Industrial Revolution and purported winner of WW2 (sic) - thanks to Slaggie Twatcher and the Tories - and Bliar's New Labour - and more of the same from Dave 'Man Tits' Scameron's and the Tories again - we're stuck with in this jobless / austerity wilderness recession (read 'depression') and the best we can do to replace Stevenson's Rocket is come up with a set of privatised operator jokes such as Rattle Track, First Crapita Connect, Caledonian Derailment, Ripoff Trains, Snail Rail, Inter-Shitty and Notwork Mainline - with the Practical Pig Train group ceasing to trade in 2003, following the Baconsfield rail disaster - and HS2 (stinks like H2S) a more scent than substance delusion that will be over-budget and behind schedule before the first run of track is laid through some hapless, semi-suburban twat's compulsory purchased back garden.

The Down-Under G20 Summit in Brisbane looks like a genetically-modified hybrid cross of politically-incorrect one-upmanship and some B-movie Mexican stand-off between the West's ZioNazi stooge politico muppets and shill media - collectively branding Russia's President 'Bad Vlad' Putrid with 'unfriended' status over the Balkanisation of the Ukraine and its attempts to join the corruption-ridden EUSSR Federation being opposed.

Aussie's dickhead of a homophobic premier, the vacuous 'Bony Tony' Abbot, an all-round Jesuit-educated gobshite thug, actually boasted to gutter press media hacks that he intended to 'shirt front' Pres' Putrid - slang for 'get right in his face and stick one on him' - over Russia's perceived meddling in Ukraine's geo-political destiny - another empty threat that never happened.

Do any of these fuckers - these self-delusional wannabe Masters of the Universe - ever take a break from the pseudo-Masonic / Satanist mummery and engage brain before opening mouth and declaring Russia a pariah state for their support of the Ukrainian separatist factions, as come Europe's wicked Winter - just around the corner - when the temperatures plummet and it's colder than a witch's tit, the EUSSR's 28 nation community will be counting on Putrid's good will and the Siberia gas supply to keep their tootsies warm.

On the subject of gobshites, dog wankers and all-round twats, Prince 'Air Miles' Andy Saxe-Coburg-Gotha-Windsor - he with the terrible taste in women (skangers) - alike both his brothers, closet case Jew Prince Dobby, the uxoricidal Royal Plant Whisperer and the closet case poufter Prince Eddy - is in the gutter press negative limelight headlines again - not for further involvement with his paedo-capers pal Jeffrey Epstein - (motto = 'old enough to bleed / old enough to butcher') but doing PR work on behalf of the autocratic despot running Azerbaijan - President for Life, Ilham Aliyev, the psychopath leader of the one-man Kleptomaniacs Party.

Andy, aka the Duke of Pork - (described by many common herd critics as an effete and blustering poltroon, and viewed as the embodiment of the parasitic and privilege-abusing titled upper class) - will, as per usual, be focusing on the more hedonistic side of the gas for arms deals business (caviar, Dom Perignon and two girl - sex sandwich - body massages) during his four-day stay in Baku at the expense of Aliyev's oppressive regime, before picking up his tax free £100,000 trade envoy fee and flying off to Bahrain for further jollies and more of the same (oil for arms) wheeler dealing with Western Zionist placeman / stooge monarch - the moronic sociopath King Hamad bin Isa bin Salman Al Khalifa.

On a lighter note viz Azerbaijan, in 2012 the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP) named President Ilham Aliyev 'Scumbag of the Year' after some nasty whistle-blower (later boiled alive for his trouble) exposed the fact that Aliyev's 11-year-old son, Greedo, owns nine Palm Jumeirah waterfront mansions in Dubai with a total price tag of US$44 million attached – the equivalent of 10,000 years' worth of gross pre-tax salary for the average Azerbaijani worker.

Stop press update / Antipodese desk: While still on his latest ego trip and waffling away at Queensland's G20 'Hypocrisy Special' Summit, US Presidential cuckoo, Barky Hussein O'Barmy - living up to the spirit of his Nobel Peace Prize award - gave the go-ahead for a drone strike on a funeral gathering up around the Afghan border with Pakiland / Northern Drugistan, assembled to commemorate the passing of the maternal granny of Meliar Yousaidit - the Great Satan's propaganda hoax poster girl reputed to have been triple tapped in the head by a Taliban gunman while on a school bus back in October 2012 - who lived to tell the tale and came over to Broken Britain to sponge on the NHS' largess and get her thrice perforated brain fixed.

The strike reportedly killed a total of 40 civilians and 'perhaps' wanted top dog Taliban leader Mohammad al Ka-Boom - commander of the feared 21st Armoured Segway Brigade - on the initial 'take no prisoners' hit - then as first responders rushed to help the wounded and pick up scattered arms and legs, the MQ-1 UAV Predator drone made a second pass, loosing a couple more Shitstreak missiles, which, for good measure, killed every fucker and their dog old enough to bleed and scream.

Then to cap the brazen hubris and duplicity, Bad Boy Barky takes to his personalised teleprompter to face the media and condemn the neck-sawing decapitation of US aid worker and Muslim convert Peter Kassig by the Mossad-sponsored ISIS death cult jihadists as 'an act of pure evil'.

Nice one Barky. History will doubtless have a special mention for you - along with Hitler and Pol Pot.

Just to round off the week's insanity, scientists at the European Space Agency discovered that their Philae space probe, after travelling 6.4 billion miles over the last 10 years, has a landing gear system crafted out of pogo sticks - for following the initial 'bump' touchdown on 'Comet 67P / Churyumov-Gerasimenko' (aka the Rubber Duck) it proceeded to bounce across the comet's surface like a kangaroo bombed out on speed - observed and recorded by the Rosetta satellite's navigation cameras and the high resolution Osiris NAC system - before coming to rest against a virtual cliff wall in a shagged out state, where its batteries promptly went flat.
For fuck's sake, they spend 25 years and zillions of Euros on planning and building this thing with the best gear Radio Shack and car boot sales have to offer, then buy the sodding batteries from Pound Stretcher.

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Hypocrisy on Steroids Drives G20 Summit

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ Antipodean edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill (Down-Under) – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Once again failing to engage brain before opening his gob, and in a nauseating display of typical public school bad manners, Duplicitous Dave Scameron let ego take precedence over common sense brain functions when speaking to a gutter press hack from Canberra's Abo' Bashers Gazette - getting a mite carried away with his own verbosity by comparing present day Russia to Hitler's Nazi Germany - only a day prior to his G20 meeting in Brisbane with kick-arse Russian leader 'Bad Vlad' Putrid.

Going into total hypocrisy mode, Scameron declared that Russian interference in the sovereign affairs of another nation was unacceptable, for the world must learn the lessons of history, and be prepared to step up sanctions against the nasty Russian Bear - wholly overlooking what Broken Britain, under his watch - and too the Great Satan / good ole US of A, and a swathe of other European and Mid-East absolutist regimes - the Axis of Zionist Stooges - all led by the nose by the rogue state of Israel - are doing with Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria - not forgetting Yemen and Somalia - and the mayhem and chaos fuck up they, this venal Anglo-Judeo imperium - (while waving a UN / NATO 'get out of jail free' card) - caused and then left in a state of ongoing turmoil - by design - in hapless Libya.

In a reference to World War Two (not to be confused with the 'Lest We Forget' World War One - or World War Three - a cauldron of generational perpetual conflict in the making and just getting off the ground across the Middle East) Scameron missed a classic faux pas of irony personified 'Freudian slip' when stating for the public record that the world must 'learn by the lessons of history' and intervene to stop 'a larger state bullying a smaller state' - wholly overlooking what the outlaw ZioNazi state of Israel has been - and still is (unopposed by a lackey UN and stooge US / European governments) - doing to the occupied West Bank of Palestine and the marginalised Gaza Strip coastal enclave - with the latter besieged behind the racist kikester state's Great Apartheid Wall, in the biggest concentration camp on the planet - then bombed into the Stone Age in accordance with the explicit goals of Israeli Prime Minister Bobo Nuttyahoo's 'Dahiya' military doctrine.

Scameron has been given orders from his City of London-based Rothshite crime syndicate masters to challenge President Putrid over Russia’s continued acts of aggression in the Ukraine as they allegedly (if the credibility-deficient Western stooge media propaganda reports are to be believed) continue to supply heavy weapons and tanks to the separatists to shoot down Malaysian Airlines passenger jets - and hope that Putrid, in response, fails to mention the hypocrisy factor of Scameron's Tory Party-led Coalition government supplying all manner of military ordnance nasties to the scores of fractious Syrian rebel groups - including the useless FSA and al Nusra and Jaysh al-Muhajirin wa al-Ansa gangs - and by default via the RAF's off target para-supply drop snafus, to the ISIS Takfiri death cult jihadists also - who have politely obliged the New World Order agenda by assuming the mantle of Islamic terrorist 'Bogeyman' numero uno - hell bent on ravaging and eradicating our beloved democratic freedoms.

Perhaps President Putrid might be tempted to respond to Posh Dave's hypocrisy by pointing out the collective plight of the Muslim Arab Semite populations of the West Bank and Gaza Strip - now both vastly diminished geographic entities of what Palestine used to be before these Zionist usurper terrorists stole their country via their Manifest Destiny / Chosen People / Promised Land fantasist scam and continue the land grab / illegal settlement encroachment crimes while perpetuating this peace settlement / two-state solution mirage the Knesset have no intention of ever fulfilling.

Then to compound the crime - for that is what it equates as - we have this purported more at scent than substance 'superior culture' delusion the ZioNazi kikesters so boast of with unqualified arrogance - alike the Amcha Initiative that plays the grossly exaggerated Holohoax victims and anti-Semitic cards.
Oh yes, the anti-Semitism label which they seem to have hijacked as their very own - while the likes of Nuttyahoo and Tipsi Livid are Jews of convenience - Caucasian mongrels with nary a trace of Semite DNA in their Khazar-Ashkenazi genes.

Hmmm, a superior culture indeed - one that lacks empathy and compassion - and is grounded in the very same hypocrisy and barbarity that has marked their historical passage for millennia - and continues with the ethnic cleansing (read 'genocidal') war crime atrocities and human rights violations that fly off the Barbarity scale that are visited upon their Palestinian 'goyim' victims.

Superior culture my arse. A culture founded on greed and the blood of others. By example, Mordechai Kedar, a professor of Arabic literature at Tel Aviv's Bar-Ilan University recently advocated that the Israeli army use rape as a tool of war against Palestinian non-combatants as a psycho-ops weapon.
What impertinence and brass necked gall. The most moral army in the world is the boast of these raving psychopaths - with their false flag terrorist attacks and geo-political destabilisation games visited on other nation states - with the 9/11 atrocity being a stellar example.
For fuck's sake, even the Klingons display a greater level of empathy for their non-combatant conquest victims than the barbaric IDF thugsters do for the civilian population of Gaza and the occupied West Bank.

And that is what all this Islamophobia terrorist hype comes down to. A US-Europe-Israel National Security Forum bent on control of the Gulf region's oil and gas resources and a strategic foothold to ensure Israel's nuclear-armed bully boy geo-political military superiority and hegemony in the Middle East region over its neighbours and the competition likes of the feared Islamic Republic of Iran.
On the downside this collaboration is guaranteed to keep the Middle East in turmoil - and the Western provocateurs - including Britain - targets for reprisals.

To misquote the French ‘Age of Enlightenment’ philosopher Daniel Diderot: “There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too the real Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the mythical Holy Land nor the Greater Middle East region until the final Khazar-Ashkenazi ZioNazi Jew of convenience usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last Rothshite bankster crime syndicate’s military-industrial cabal scumbag.”

Thought for the day. Hypocrisy isn't at the root of this evil. It all hinges on Western compliance with the Ashkenazi kikester's agenda to fulfil the prophecy (sic) of the Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion - total world domination for God's Chosen People - at the expense of the goyim cattle (that's us, folks).

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was written in a politically-incorrect hostile environment infested with Māḡēn Dāwīḏ ZioNazi psychopaths and may contain elements of sickening Israeli schadenfreude, along with anti-Semitic paranoia, Holohoax ‘victims’ propaganda, unqualified arrogance, racist apartheid innuendo, lashings of Yidster hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara and chutzpah - and quantifiable amounts of utter lunacy – along with nano-particle traces exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and a chemtrail residue of bush telegraph innuendo - plus a total disregard for the statutes of international law, human rights and the niceties of a polite and civilised society.

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Russkie Sniper Snuffs White Widow

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Islamophobia’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The gospel according to Moscow's 'Crapnaz' news agency (read 'state-run media propaganda network') the world's most wanted al-Shabaab terrorist, 30-year-old Eire-born Samantha 'Sherafiyah' Lewthwaite - dubbed the White Widow and subject of an Interpol Red Notice (WTF that - dead or alive?) - was reportedly gunned down in the Ukraine by a Russian 'volunteer' sniper while cavorting at a Halloween party in Lugansk.

Previously viewed as the innocent Home Counties wife of a closet case suicide bomber and now branded 'the world's most dangerous female terrorist' obviously there's no flies on Sammy baby - or weren't until she got snuffed and started to decompose.

From blowing up all kinds of good shit in Kenya, last month she was issuing "Now hear this!" command orders to a bunch of head-chopping male chauvinist ISIS 'death cult' jihadists in northern Syria - teaching the mujahadeen womenfolk how to succeed as Shaheed Brigade suicide bombers - and touted to be the next in line to take over from the recently 'almost killed' Mossad placemen and Caliphate leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Lewthwaite was married to the London Tube 7/7 hoax Muslim suicide bomber Germaine Lindsay, a Jamaican-born Yorkshire Yardie, who was that stupid he and his best mate, terrorist drill leader Mohammed al Patsy, believed every fucking thing the MI5 goons and Visor Consultants told them, then missed their train connections and ended up getting shot by trigger-happy SO19 assassins at Canary Wharf.

The official smoke n mirrors record claims that the domestic terrorist attack on the London transport network of 7 July 2005 killed 52 innocent commuters and injured scores of others - (all of whom misguidedly trusted their elected government not to pull false flag terrorist attacks in their own country) - and further scarified hundreds more into a state of high anxiety panic, which generated a veritable wave of octane-boosted Islamophobia, prompting neighbours to go round and fire bomb Lewthwaite's Aylesbury house.

Following her husband's purported self-martyrdom as a suicide bomber, Lewthwaite allegedly got the jihadist bug, took a Jamiat-Ulema-i-Islami 'Open Madrassa' Terrorism Made Easy course on the internet - graduating summa cum laude with a Pakistan ISI sponsored NVQ1 in 'Improvised Explosive Devices for Dummies' - then did a moonlight flit from Britain in 2009 - with her four infant sprogs and babysitter in tow (and nary a word of concern from the local social services childcare department) - to concentrate on causing all manner of chaos and mayhem around Darkest Africa - and conducting her very own Atrocity Week Special in hapless Kenya with a grenade attacks on Mombasa beer gardens and totally demolishing Nairobi's Westgate Shopping Mall last September.

This apocryphal Crapnaz news agency claim that Lewthwaite is dead has yet to be verified - and becomes even more bizarre as the report continues: 'The unknown Russian volunteer sniper who killed the British Muslim terrorista now has a price of one million dollars on his head - posted by the White Widow's Ukrainian special forces unit buddies.'

Really, a cool US$1,000,000 bucks. Now where the fuck did they get a million dollars bounty money from - by winning last week's Euro Lotto? More to the point where the fuck are the Russians getting 'volunteer' snipers from? Do they turn up with their own BB guns and play it by ear or does someone actually train them in this most precise and exact science?
Who the fuck knows, maybe they do the same as Sammy and plug for an online Open Uni' course: 'Sniping for Dummies'.

At the end of the day it will all prove to be more scent than substance if the security services have their way - and this scaremonger mythical White Widow will be like bin Laden - more lives than a cat on whizz - as old Osama got snuffed again in a Pakiland hideout ten years after he died from kidney failure in his Afghan Tora Bora timeshare hideaway.
Doubtless MI5 and 6 won't want to lose such a handy fairytale bogeyman / scapegoat to some poxy Russian volunteer sniper fiction and doubtless have her resurrected and popping up again in no time flat - just like Lazarus - or the Highlander - or Elvis in a black balaclava, toting an AK47 and screaming "Allahu Akbar!" with an Irish accent.

Do you live in the Lugansk area? Have you ever worked as a volunteer sniper? Could you recognise White Widow Sammy Lewthwaite from the scores of conflicting news photos circulated of her - especially so if she was wearing a camouflage burka?
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Thought for the day. Fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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EUSSR Stamps Out 'Pikeys Delight'

In this morning’s 'fuck the scrounging pikeys n gyppos' jingoist edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The UK's Con-Dem coalition Prime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron, has welcomed a European Court of Justice ruling which serves to back Krautland's attempts of restricting unemployed EUSSR migrant rights to welfare benefits if they refuse to get off their lazy arses and drop the 'fetch me, feed me, carry me' attitude that now permeates every crook and cranny of our fucked-up society and degenerate Western culture.

Scameron informed one gutter press hack from the Bludgers Gazette that his Rothshite crime syndicate bankster bosses wanted the UK stay in a reformed EUSSR - as long as it's reformed to comply with Tory Nasty Party guidelines - and this benchmark decision regarding welfare benefit tourism - a socio-political aberration bestowed with the derogatory sobriquet of 'Pikey's Delight' - was a positive first step in the right direction of achieving the pick n mix parcel of statuary legislative amendments he is demanding on Broken Britain's behalf.

Rubbing his hands with joy and wearing a Cheshire cat style crap-eating grin, the Nasty Party's Work and Pensions Secretary, Iain Dunkin-Shit, opined to the Sadists Review that he was orgasmic and in a state of Nirvana-grade ecstasy over the Luxembourg court's decision to make these cross-EU welfare benefits tourist deadbeats suffer on a scale to equal Britain's marginalised and disadvantaged common herd demographic who now languish in diminished circumstances due imposed bedroom taxes or having been subjected to the French Atos Work Capability Assessment inquisition - and declared as fit to work even if they are a blind, deaf-mute quadriplegic.

Conversely, Tuesday's ruling relates to a case involving a Romanian gyppo, Fellattia Scroungelli and her 18-year old son Beggo, an unemployed mendicant, now living in Germany and who has been denied access to a non-contributory subsistence allowance by Saxony's parsimonious social security system.
The court ruled against the Carpathian-born single mother who flitted to Krautland without a job promise and made no effort to look for work but demanded benefits designed for jobseekers as she claimed she was too sick to go shoplifting - and too fat and ugly to prostitute her body around lecherous Leipzig's Sex World Rote Meile Eroscenter on Dessauer Straße.

So y'all think we've got it bad under Brussels EUSSR totalitarian thumb and at home with the testosterone-deficient Nick 'Forked Tongue' Clegg and Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron - shacked up with his inbred coke-snorting mutant missus Snowy Sam who gets rat-arsed and fucks off home with Dave, leaving the kids in the boozer beer garden - and Dave now pulling yet another Tony Bliar style warmongering stunt: (outright lies x black propaganda x Woolwich false flag Muslim terrorist attacks x doses of Islamophobia x pseudo Masonic /Satanist mummery) to get the UK bollocks-deep involved with another tip-toe mission creep aggressive conflict in the Middle East - all to preserve Israel's ZioNazi military geo-political hegemony and a chokehold on the Gulf region's oil and gas reserves - while providing a field test / proving round opportunity for the profit-motivated military-industrial cabal's latest nasty weapons to gauge the HCE (head count effect) on collateral non-combatant casualties - and any other fucker old enough to scream and bleed.

But if you believe Broken Britain - and the 28 bankrupt nation EUSSR community - have it rough with this never-ending recession and IMF-imposed draconian austerity measures then spare a measure of pity for the hapless Yanks.
They're totally fucked with their Israeli-Zionist placeman - White House cuckoo - Barky Hussein O'Barmy - real name Barry Soetoro - an Indonesian Muslim faggot posing as a Kenyan-Hawaiian all- American family man of the people - with a couple of adopted pickaninny kids and married to a genetically-modified transvestite golly on steroids called Michelle - America's First Lady with a cock and balls.
So not only does Barky's missus (boyfriend / partner?) stand up to piss, he - and she (it) - both take it up the arse.

Thought for the day. Viz the EUSSR / Luxembourg court ruling, it follows sense n reason that if the welfare benefits are restricted then who the fuck wants to come to rain and fog-smitten Broken Britain and share in a recession (read 'depression') stricken, jobless environment with the common herd struggling along, hand to mouth, with a debt-laden economic calamity lifestyle. They already have that - and worse - in their own Third World ex-Soviet Commie eastern European shitholes.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic EUSSR Federation hierarchy and their secret handshake fraternity - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Official Paedo Coverups: Made to Measure

In this morning’s ‘Spot the Paedo’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Another money-spinning forecast winner for Flatbrokes, Broken Britain's ubiquitous High Street bookies, who gave odd-on that a review of the handling of allegations of child abuse by prominent government scumsters would discover zero evidence that records were deliberately removed or destroyed.

Peter Wankless, chief executive of the NSPCC (The National Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Children) and, along with Richard Shittam QC, the report's co-author, yesterday stated for the public record it was impossible to confirm that files had been removed to cover up organised systemic child sexual abuse - and further found no compelling evidence to support such a claim - which was not to say such files hadn't been deliberately removed and destroyed either.

Of course they haven't found any fucking thing - its been 'covered up'. What the fuck is the point of a cover-up if some twat conducting a half-arsed inquiry can come along and dig up evidence that Geoffrey Dickens' Paedo File 114 mega-page kiddie fiddling dossier incriminating members of both Houses of Parliament, the Shitehall Civil Service and a bunch of rabid inbred Royals - specifically 'Dirty Dickie' Mountbatten - was dumped in the Home Office cellar furnace on orders from the smarmy slug of a Home Secretary, lecherous Lord Leon 'Comb-Over' Brittan of Spenditall?

Wankless went on to inform one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that the misplacement or destruction of these files by Home Office civil servants represented, at best, incompetence on a Biblical scale - and in our humble opinion, at the worst case scenario end of the same scale - a criminal conspiracy to conceal organised kiddie fiddling orgies at such dens of iniquity as the now-notorious Dolphin Square, the Elm Guest House, Cazenove Court and the BBC's Broadcasting House.

Now here is where the integrity and commitment to moral probity of this Shittam / Wankless-headed inquiry / review comes into question as their report goes on to reveal that they found no evidence the Home Office ever funded the Paedophile Information Exchange either - a pro-kiddie fiddling campaign group which was forced to disband in 1984.

Hmmm, obviously they didn't look too fucking closely then.

The Paedophile Information Exchange was gifted with £70,000 quid by the Home Office between 1977 and 1980 - the equivalent today of about £400,000 nicker - and dismissals by Messers Wankless & Shittham besides, information leaked by Tim Hulbert, a Home Office insider turned whistle-blower is currently being investigated by Mr Plod and the Paedo Squad.

The official record establishes and proves links existed between the PIE kiddie lechers ring and the National Council for Civil Liberties, a pressure group run at the time by former Health Secretary Patricia Spewitt and Labour's deputy leader Harriet Halfwit - with the latter since apologising to all child sexual abuse victims as the NCCL was naive and wrong in allowing itself to become affiliated with PIE, which campaigned for the age of consent to be dropped to just four years of age so VIP pervs could three-hole wee girls and sodomised little boys with impunity.

Halfwit, who was the NCCL's General Secretary and legal officer, might well have proffered apologies and regrets on behalf of the NCCL but in typical political 'denial / prove it' fashion refused to shoulder any responsibility for backing the PIE pervert fraternity.

The former Home Office insider turned snitch has further revealed that 'Stoker Jim' Callaghan's Labour government and Maggie Twatcher's Nasty Party Tory administration, which took power in 1979, both provided funding for PIE via the hand of senior civil servant Clifford Hindley, who was head of the Home Office's voluntary services unit and signed off a three year grant for £35,000 quid to the PIE kiddie fiddlers as late as 1980.

The PIE was founded in 1974 to campaign for the legalisation of sex with children and forged an alliance with the NCCL, officially affiliating with the left wing pressure group.
PIE leader Tom O'Carroll was on the NCCL's gay rights sub-committee and the group was described in glowing terms by the general secretary of the time, Ms Spewitt.

The NCCL lobbied Parliament on the PIE's behalf for the age of sexual consent to be cut to ten - as long as the child 'understood the nature of the act - (that a big, bad hairy-arsed man was going to shove his cock up their back passage) - and apparently consented.
To add insult to injury this bonkers fraternity of dog wankers were also pushing the boundaries of cultural taboos and petitioned for incest to be legalised.

For the public record, Patricia Spewitt, Harriet Halfwit and her husband Jack 'Peerage Going Cheap' Dromey, a Labour frontbencher and Shadow Minister for Graft & Corruption, all had key roles at the NCCL.
Regardless of Harriet Halfwit's apology viz her personal NCCL backing of the depraved PIE group to attain their perverted ends, it is a fact that a person (or organisation) should be known (and damned) by their associates.

To add to their ignominy the political likes of Patty Cake Spewitt and Harriet Halfwit, pushing kindred agendas, are the ones responsible for the inception of these venal secret family courts and PFI for-profit run social services who are motivated by a corrupt culture of pocketing performance bonuses and commissions for every kid they snatch from parents and place in a foster home or up for adoption - to supply the nation-wide (global) insidious Masonic predatory paedophile network.

Per pushing for the legalisation of kiddie fiddling and incest, the PIE were perhaps taking a cue from the 1967 private members bill fielded by Leo Apse MP and Arthur 'Boofy' Gore aka Lord Arran (another of Nonceland's inbred vermin in ermine nobility) that sponsored the Sexual Offences Act which sought to decriminalise homosexual acts (buggery) between consenting adult poufters - with a later amendment planned to include cottaging and soliciting underage rent boys - and have the King James Bible's Old Testament version of Leviticus 18-20 severely 'edited' to remove the reference to sodomites being 'an abomination'.

Both Apse and Gore were shirt-lifting sodomites, abusing their political privilege and position to accommodate the perverted kinks and fetishes of a bunch of like-minded sexual deviants.
Conversely, on a lighter note, in 1969 Gore / Arran sponsored a bill for the protection of badgers, and when asked why the badger bill had not received enough support to pass whereas decriminalising acts of sodomy had he replied "Not too many badgers in the House of Lords."

To cap the madness, in yet another of his customary 'His Master's Voice' dismissal statements Posh Dave Scameron opined that the Wankless-Shittam report means the conspiracy theorists will have to go and look under some new rocks for a VIP paedo menace scandal.

So that's the Nasty Party to a tee - and precisely as we expected - fielding this more at scent than substance review headed by Wankless and Shittam - both compliant stooges and wilfully inactive. If they ain't gonna be part of the solution, then they're definitely part of the problem and this continued failure to act in a positive manner and proactively - hanging on to the threadbare paradigms as they have nothing new to offer - sticking to this one-size-fits-all approach to every fucking thing - and their failure to toss out the guilty pervert pariahs to the public mob, to be shamed, pilloried and fed to the fishes - equates as them being viewed with the same disdain as the NCCL - paedo protectors.

Thankfully, come next May, Scameron & Co will be gone when the common herd vent their collective ire at the ballot box. Five years of Nasty Party rule - even in a Coalition with the Lib-Dums - is five years too long.

Thought for the day. Proverbs 26:26 - 'Their malice may be concealed by deception, but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly’.

Regardless, fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake fraternity and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order .

Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area - and whilst purposely blending high octane irreverence, slanderous allegations and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour 'and' hard public interest factoids - may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Welcome to Stasi Police State Britain

In this morning’s ‘Stasi Police State Tyranny’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all critical thinkers, budding nihilists and revolutionaries with an itch to make a difference - and who carry the immortal DNA bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Chris Spivey - aka The Rochford One - has become the targeted victim of a government-orchestrated campaign of persecution.
Why? For web logger Chris's cyber-exposure of top level government corruption hitting the nail squarely on its head - and specifically his diligent research into the amateur dramatics pantomime that constituted the Woolwich false flag terrorist hoax attack on a fantasy army figure identified as one Drummer Lee Rigby - aka The Squaddie Who Never Was.

What a pitiful state of affairs the governance of our once-sceptred has become when 'rogue elements' of the police and security services (or is this sanctioned and ordered at a top rank / official cabinet level?) staging false flag terrorist attacks such as the 7/7/05 farce blamed on Mohammed al Patsy & Co - and the May 2013 Woolwich debacle to scarify the mass media mesmerised public demographic into believing they are at threat from Muslim jihadists - who, for some unexplained reason, apparently hate our ever-diminishing democratic freedoms.

We most definitely have a Dark Side to the ruling regime structure of our once-sceptred isle, where sinister forces are at work - to the detriment of the many and benefit of the few - this Masonic / Satanist sodomite / paedophile ridden cabal that rules the roost of officialdom across Britain - from the Square Mile of London - and target with vengeful sanctions the whistle-blowing blogger likes of Chris Spivey for exposing such sore thumb amateur dramatics events - much as Jill Dando was murdered before she could run her VIP paedo expose - and Dr David Kelly 'suicided' for exposing New Labour / Bliar's Iraqi weapons of mass distraction dossier as a work of fiction.

So as thanks for Chris's valiant exposure of this evil wrong-doing by villainous agent provocateur elements of our Plod Squad and secret police, the Rochford social service jobsworths - acting in corrupt unison with the Rochford (Essex) police Thug Squad - have begun a campaign of harassing and intimidating the Spivey family - grandfather Chris and mother Stacey, with Chris arrested twice on non-specific charges of cyber-harassment and the PTB issuing threats of enacting a bent Section 47 (of the 1989 Children Act) protection case to seize Stacey's infant son Clayton with a travesty of concocted lies that a Chris had kiddie porn on his seized computer - and fielding a cabal of back-stabbing cyber-shills and establishment stooges to post accusations of incest and pederasty.

How reminiscent of the Spanish Inquisition chasing heretics - or the Nazi Gestapo and Stalin's NKVD in pursuit of political dissent in all forms - and as they have no hard evidence of a crime being committed by Spivey - apart from his being guilty of acts of 'diligent and painstaking research' - they then resort to these tormenting, harassment tactics - smashing his windows and kicking the front door in - all on video and 'YouTube viral'.
And that is perhaps what Chris is to this venal government system we have calling the shots in Broken Britain - a latter-day heretic who dares stand up, ignores censorship and like so many truthsayers before him shouts 'Foul!'

Thus all said and done, Chris Spivey manifests as a more definite role model viz socio-political moral conscience than any member of the bumboy / paedo-infested House of Conmans, Lords and civil service establishment - for rightfully and in the public interest exposing this government / security services outrageous deception designed to manipulate public sentiment and generate further anti-Islamic jingoist passions, all for supporting Britain's participation in the West's Zionist-orientated illegal wars of aggression in the Middle East.

One for the offending Plod Squad goons and social service reptiles to keep in mind - the 'only following orders / doing my job' excuse doesn't cut it anymore. That didn't work at Nuremberg and it doesn't work now. These people are culpable of abuse of public office and committing a crime against a private citizen.

Little wonder Diogenes lived in a barrel and ventured out at noon with a lantern - in search of an honest man. He'd be hard pressed on that score around Whitehall and Westminster - but in Rochford he'd find Chris Spivey, working away for the public good.

Let those in authority conducting the offensive to silence Chris at any cost be aware that a legion of scrutinising eyes are following this scandalous series of events. If the harassment of the Spivey family continues then such could well be the catalyst that incites a long-overdue rising of the common herd masses - the useless eaters (that's us, the tax-paying electorate) and launches a mega-million mask march 'on steroids' - with big sticks (and a rope) - a grass roots level gut / knee jerk reaction that will surpass the nation-wide riots which ensued in the wake of the extra-judicial killing of Tottenham's Markie Duggan.

Remembrance Day just past. Lest we forget, indeed. We shall never forget such treachery by this government, not Bliar's before it, nor the Nasty Party Thatcher and limp-wristed Major regimes that de-industrialised Britain and replaced the prefix 'Great' with 'Broken'.

So take the time and trouble to support Chris in this travail - for yesterday it was me and Robert Green - and today Chris - and tomorrow it may be you and your loved ones. Circulate this blog post at will and also Chris's url links to any and all Bolshie non-conformist rebel pals who object to totalitarian regimes ruling every aspect of our lives and can kick ass and have no need nor desire to go ‘Baaa’ and follow the rest of the common herd.

Assange, Snowden, Manning and Spivey have set an example - let's follow it.

http://chrisspivey.org/throughout-history-innocent-people-have-been-persecuted/

http://chrisspivey.org/the-spiv-on-sunday-91114/

Here's where to e-mail your protests and objections viz the treatment of Chris and his family:

james@jamesduddridge.com
hannah.brown@parliament.uk
Stephen.Kavanagh@essex.pnn.police.uk,
nick.alston@essex.pnn.police.uk,
mayt@parliament.uk,
graylingc@parliament.uk,
general.queries@justice.gsi.gov.uk,
anne.owers@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
alison.saunders@cps.gsi.gov.uk
privateoffice@cps.gsi.gov.uk
bernard.hogan-howe@met.police.uk
norman.lamb.mp@parliament.uk
privateoffice@cps.gsi.gov.uk
chairman742@btconnect.com
Paul.Ahmed@essex.pnn.police.uk
pcc@essex.pnn.police.uk
mayt@parliament.uk
graylingc@parliament.uk
general.queries@justice.gsi.gov.uk
anne.owers@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
lesley.longstone@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
nick.hawkins@ipcc.gsi.gov.uk
pickeringc@parliament.uk
correspondence@attorneygeneral.gsi.gov.uk
alison.saunders@cps.gsi.gov.uk
info@castlepoint.gov.uk,
nicole.miles@castlepoint.gov.uk
julie.robinson@castlepoint.gov.uk
CllrGillian.Lucas-Gill@rochford.gov.uk,
CllrKeith.Gordon@rochford.gov.uk,
cllrjerry.gibson@rochford.gov.uk,

Thought for the day. Fuck the Satanist Masonic secret handshake paedo-faggot fraternity, and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Moloch / Mammon worshipping architects of the New World Order. These scumsters are so crooked that if they dropped dead there would be no need to dig a grave but just wind them into the ground like a corkscrew.

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