Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Nonceland Independence: Paedophilia Legalised

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Panic mode sets in at Number 10 Downing Street as the north of the border Independence referendum draws closer than the looming threats from the Ebola pandemic and ISIS terrorists and the Yes vote contingent seizes a narrow neck-to-neck lead following a TNS-fielded street poll of four Bolshie rough sleeper Shite Lightning drunks taken behind the Aldi supermarket on Edinburgh's Gorgie Park Road.

In a desperate bid to keep corruption-ridden Third World Caledonia in the 'Union' Posh Dave Scameron's mess of a Con-Dem coalition are now offering all manner of last minute comfort zone goodie inducements - best described as 'devolution on steroids' - which include scrapping the reviled Barnett Formula plus a new Scotland Act to be published in January - to tempt the kilted porridge wogs to embrace the Better Together argument - up to and including a 'command paper' giving official endorsement of Scotland's current policy of ignoring child sex abuse complaints - 'if' such involves the usual suspect VIP / high society figures from the political and judicial Magic Circle - as instanced by the graft-beset Crown Office (on Holyrood executive orders) repeatedly tossing such scandalous cases out as 'not in the public interest to prosecute'.

Pre-empting an executive order law change that's an Independence-ordained given, under the rule of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's bent SNP political regime, the age of consent is to be lowered from the current sixteen to five years old and kiddie fiddling legalised. Actually this a short step from the in-place arrangement by which the / Masonic Speculative Society-dominated justice system and equally corruption-ridden Plod Squad Scotland are delinquent to the point of criminality by ignoring sexual abuse complaints that involve elitist society VIPs and politico sodomite perverts who get off on bonking animals, corpses and / or helpless children, in preference to screwing a lusty mature woman on heat.

(See Paedo-File's SLAB's Douglas Haggarty / Crown Office PF Stuart MacFarlane - and not to forget the now-notorious historic Hollie Greig serial rape scandal involving an untouchable Aberdeen-based elitist Tartan Tadgers paedophile ring whose despicable carnal taste runs to the debauching and Satanic ritual blood sacrifices of disabled and special needs children).

UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "Well, why raise a hue and cry over Flabby Alex and MacAskill refusing to investigate these historic child sex abuse complaints and incriminate their secret handshake club fraternity pals, as we've got the Met Plod Squad - and Fiona Woolf charged to chair this pointless CSA inquiry - all working flat out together to cover up the scandalous fact that Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet was chocker full of cross dressing sodomites and kiddie fiddlers."

"But let's be fair here, it wasn't just us Tory's, as Labour and the Liberals had their fair share of bumboys, nonces and felcher sexual freaks too - all guilty of violating helpless children's pristine innocence to feed their unnatural and perverted carnal addictions."
"I mean to say, Salmond and his haggis bashing SNP have already passed their 'paedo's delight' Children and Young People Bill and the 'Child Guardian' scam is up and running - plus half these so-called 'kiddie custodians' have their names in the Sex Offender Register."

It is understood that an agreement to appease the 'political passenger pigeon' Salmond and the SNP Independence breakaway rebels has been brokered between Scameron, Clegg and Millipede - that all three of Westminster's main political parties will support a timetable set out at the Violate BD/SM Club in Glasgow on Monday evening by former prime minister and alleged nonce - the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown - the ex-New Labour leader whose payday loans policy caused Broken Britain's quagmire of unsustainable borrowing and a burden of debt to the Rothshite & Mammon bankster syndicate that won't be paid off until Hell freezes over.

Now here's one to reflect on: is it not a conundrum that the Better Together campaign are formally refusing to publicise the Salmond / SNP coverup of historic child sex abuse scandals to gain a political advantage. Makes one ponder on how far and deep the nonce ponce culture runs with this sick element of Scottish society.

Thought for the day. The Acts of Union 1707 was passed as Scotland had become bankrupt by the greedy grasping policies of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry landowners and bent politicians such as the Earl of Glasgow, John Boyle, chief of the Clan Boyle and his ruling elitist cronies.
So if Independence goes ahead, will Scotland revert to the previous Union state of Third World penury under Salmond and the self-interest SNP regime or thrive as an insular state fielding a world-class Jockmark trading currency?

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Fletch said...

Cracking piece of work.

Morton said...

Why do we have this tendency to idolise hierarchies and believe whatever the fuck they say, even knowing such is wrong?
Are we stricken with some form of Pavlovian 'awe gene' that causes us to venerate scumbags in positions of illusory authority?

McKay said...

Aye, perv-ridden Holyrood is a fact - and let's not forget the first Stuart king - James Mk 1 was a raving fudger and child molesting nonce in the bargain.
So much for Scotland's elite bloodlines - inbred mongrels with some weird sexual fetishes.

Gilly said...

Let's not forget the Fettesgate Scandal of the early 90′s which uncovered a “magic circle” of corruption and rent-boys allegations going to the very top of the Scottish Legal system - which was deftly covered up by the Speculative Society Law Lord Masons that run Nonceland's justice system and call the shots in the Holyrood Parliament.