In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in Islamophobic scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
With a sycophantic Yea vote of 524 against 43 'sensible' Nays (and 82 'not here' / 'couldn't give a fuck' no-shows) Tory leader Posh Dave Scameron gets his wish to lead our once-sceptred isle into another neo-colonial war of latter day imperialist aggression against a bunch of unwashed raghead 'death cult' thugs known as ISIS or ISIL or simply IS - as they seem to get re-branded with every Caliphate Channel news update - with the mission creep intent of expanding the UK's end of this 'Sunni & Cher vs The Shites' sectarian conflict into Syria - to oust President Basher al Assad's regime and turn the country into a total basket case state of chaos alike NATO's earlier fubar achievements in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan.
In an interview with the Warmongers Gazette, PM Scameron - overlooking an earlier House of Conmans statement pledging to have DWP Oberstfuhrer Iain Dunkin Shit slash Broken Britain's welfare benefits cap by £3,000 a year 'if' the Tories win the election - (ha, great way of ensuring you don't win an election / and never won an outright majority at the last election - plus have a cat in hell's chance of doing so next May) - and declaring the Treasury kitty does not have a spare couple of bucks to run the sadly-defunct Remploy disabled workplaces - now intends to pilfer the taxpayers' purse for the cash to fuel Tornado GR4 fighter jet's RB 199 Mk 103 turbofans to fly sorties from Cyprus to Iraq (via Syria) - and buy a shitload of laser guided Paveway IV smart bombs, DMS Legacy Brimstone and AIM-132 ASRAAM missiles - plus stack of munitions for the fighter's Kraut Mauser 27mm / 1,700 rpm cannons that loose off streams of 260 gram projectiles which - Gaza-style - tear the limbs off any non-combatant civilian old enough to scream and bleed - even if they are hiding under a school desk or behind a hospital wall.
So we have Scameron, Clogg and Millipede - this tri-party Coalition of Zionist Stooges, at the beck and call of their multi-national military-industrial complex paymasters. A troika of creeps sanctifying the immoral Operation Distraction mission creep backdoor invasion of Syria with a Parliamentary vote - for democracy's sake - and the public common herd's brain dead media-mesmerised (read 'muddled') emotions stirred up to a Red Queen state of "off with their heads!" propaganda-driven frenzy by Scameron's mention of Jihadi John of the ISIS Beatles Decapitation Brigade.
In Posh Dave's own words: "Yes, you with the Cockney accent. MI6 know who you are and we're stopping your Mum and Dad's welfare benefits and slapping them with a Bedroom Tax bill - then I'm going to send those nasty chaps from 22 SAS at Credenhill over to snuff you and your oick pals - and the Geneva Convention be buggered."
Unfounded rumours abound in the House of Conmans Stranglers Bar that Scameron's further attempts to cow the ISIS leadership into submission include shock n awe tactical threats of dropping his secret Tory 'blonde moments' sub-nuclear Celebrity bombshell, Nadine 'Scouse' Dorries MP in their Jolly Jihad mujahideen midst to cause havoc and disarray.
Yep, that's the key core element for the success of Operation Distraction - paint ISIS as the latest 'foreigner' type bogeyman - an all-new Islamic anti-Christ scaremongering source now that Big Al Qaeda has gone out of fashion and Osama bin Laden's been snuffed for the umpteenth time. In the Tavistock Institute's estimation this will serve to take the focus off the fact that the VIP / Parliamentary Paedo Club Inquiry chair Fiona Woolf is far too busy to investigate the elitist Masonic paedo cabal until after Christmas - by which time the UK will be under a martial law jackboot and all such embarrassing kiddie fiddling investigations into the sordid abnormal perversions of cabinet ministers - past and present - will be a no go area under our (pre-fracking) green and pleasant land's all-new 'Tory Tyranny' fascist democracy system.
Well that's the name of the game now for the Tory Party rag-tag outfit - with turncoat MPs defecting to UKIP or resigning over public disclosure of their disgusting sexual indiscretions - like canny rats deserting an unseaworthy ship of state that has foundered on the rocks of public mistrust after suffering a Biblical scale credibility crisis - back in the Autumn of 2010.
So what's the public opinion? Has Tory MP Mark Reckless been 'reckless' in defecting to UKIP - or is he just a twat? Does everyone agree with Brooks Skidmark's - the Tory MP for Essex Brainless constituency - admission, confided to a gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker: "I'm a bit of a dumb cunt at times and have no-one to blame but myself."
But to grab the British public's attentions 'and approval' by the Pavlovian short n curlies, Scameron's spin doctors are alleged to be pushing the UK's ubiquitous High Street Poundshop stores to market a line of Islamic horror Halloween paraphernalia - complete with severed heads.
Not to miss a chance on the outrageous, Chatham House's NLP mind-benders are reputedly scheming to have ISIS usurp Guy Fawkes (that notorious Yorkshireman executed for his valiant, albeit failed, efforts to 'restructure' Parliament) as our historical Public Enemy No 1 and henceforth, in accordance with the ditching of Broken Britain's 'multi-cultural society' concept and this post-9/11 Islamophobia sectarian / racist slant being fostered by Western governments - specifically the UK's past Bliarite New Labour regime and Posh Dave Scameron's incumbent mess of pottage politely referred to as the Con-Dem Coalition - now adopting a 21st Century-themed anti-Jihadist / ISIS hate campaign by converting our iconic November 5th Bonfire Night to Burn-a-Beardie Muslim Night instead.
Thoughts for the day. New Labour's Wallace n Gromit leadership team of child prodigy Red Ed Millipede & Fast Eddie Balls were of a mind to pull a spiffing lampoon on Scameron's marketing of this humanitarian intervention 'let's get ISIS' propaganda bullshit to Parliament last Friday - intending to scribe slanderous Twitter and Facebook postings linked to a montage of graphic piccies of the devastated and Balkanised Libya of today - with the message "This is another socio-politically stable Muslim Arab state the Tory Coalition fucked up earlier".
Obviously clearer minds thought better of such imprudent action coming back to kick them squarely in the arse, considering the state of mayhem and chaos Tony Bliar's illegal invasion of Iraq caused back in those earlier post-9/11 Islamophobic 'Let's get Saddam Hussein' hatred heydays, circa 2003.
Do you believe British kids will go for the government's 'Penny for the Jihadist Scum' and swap their regular 'Guy' for a straw-stuffed Muslim effigy in a black Ninja suit, BD/SM ski mask and Granny's gingham tea towel wrapped around its head? Were you invited to the anti-ISIS talks - or did you too - like the Syrian government - miss out on a shopping trip in Paris? Do you think the ISIS photo-shopped journalist / aid worker beheading videos are Academy Award material? Is the ISIS Caliphate's top dog Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi really the kikester Mossad agent provocateur, Elliot ben Shimon?
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Sunday, 28 September 2014
Friday, 19 September 2014
Scots Give Salmond the Big Finger
In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ Yea or Nay Independence Referendum edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
So the Independence brouhaha is over and done with for a generation - (maybe, but don't hold your breath) - and Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's act of desperation bid of giving a referendum vote to nursery school children over the age of three (along with a SNP monogrammed McCadburys choccy selection box apiece) to gain a winning ballot count has backfired like a Moscovich Aleko 2141 saloon kitted out with a Soviet T-72 battle tank engine and running on paraffin - as street smart canny Scots return a majority No vote.
Well, ain't life a bitch at times, but one can't be any clearer viz this obvious lack of confidence in / 'slap around the head with a big wet fish' knock back of the First Minister Salmond's star-crossed 'go it alone' scheme - which was even rejected by a majority No vote in his own Aberdeenshire East constituency. So much for the SNP's irresponsible 'dark skies' thinking.
Och aye, a 55%+ 'No thank you' from the public demographic, due worries that a Yes vote would see them out of the parasitic EUSSR community and struck off the B of E / Rothshite £££ pound Sterling index - having to rely on a worthless, devalued 'Jockmark' and flagging export orders for haggis, cabers, fried Mars bars, cuddly sporrans, GM Frankenfish salmon and bagpipes as they sank into a Third World status quagmire of IMF borrowing debt - and were reduced to busking like gyppo and pikey migrants, flogging bunches of heather to gullible Jap and Chin and Ham Shank tourists.
Alas, so much for the Independence dynamic, now 'Wind Farms' Alex - founder of the Strichen Cellulite Club - can cut his jingoistic blather and get a grasp back on reality - for what remains of his devastated political career - falling back on Plan B to demand further devolved powers from Westminster - and perhaps firing off a 'Sorrygramme' to Donald Trump to get his US-side foreign investment cash stream flowing again.
Ergo, what now for the Scottish Nonces Party and the porcine pie-scoffing Salmond - this ridiculous Jarjar Binks of Caledonian politics? Well, it's always a problem when ego and ambition surpass intellect and capability, and all eyes will be on the SNP's annual conference in Perth - this year delayed until November - with odds-on bets at Flatbrokes - the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies - favouring Nicola 'Caviar Kitty' Sturgeon to pull a party fait accompli coup by delivering a fatal Ides of Winter stab in the back and seize command from the lard-arsed Alex.
Thus while Salmond's credibility withers alike a leper's leg on the compost heap, he will doubtless resort to thug mode to offset loss of face and start demanding of the Westminster top dogs - with the persistent intensity of a short time whore who stayed the night - for the full promised whack: more devolved powers.
Now comes the cruncher. If, and only if, the disingenuous Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg, keep to their last ditch desperation pledges and bestow increased devolution powers to Holyrood, then a shedload of House of Conmans MPs will be demanding a debate on the West Lothian question. Que? WTF that, most rightly ask?
Specifically, is it fair that English MPs have no say what so fucking ever on devolved issues north of the border, while the kilted Porridge Wog MPs in Westminster can still vote on the same issues wherein they affect England.
More to the point where this devolved powers free-for-all take-away is concerned, a recent poll by the independent Scum-Watch government abuse monitor charity revealed that 62% of English peasants believe Scottish MPs should be banned from voting on England-only laws - while many in Welsh Wales and Northern Paddyland are now - on reflection of Westminster tempting Scottish voters with all manner of Poundland quality allurements and gratuities - demanding further devolved powers to regulate their own respective sheep shagging and bomb chucking cottage industries.
Okay, bullshit besides. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Who the fuck gains and who loses out? Would a Yes or No vote make much fucking difference to the way the Universe as a whole runs on a daily basis?
While a Yes vote would have guaranteed that Hadrian's Wall was rebuilt and Labour leader Ed Millipede's tosspot threat of manning the border with armed guards became a harsh - and necessary - 'visas only' reality - for the Edinburgh based ruling elitists, their 1990 Operation Planet sodomite / pederast wish list - complied by a cabal of Glasgow / Edinburgh based Violate Club fudger-nonce members - would finally have received a legislative review and underage kiddie fiddling legalised - probably along with necrophilia and zoophilia - plus the implementation of appointing each and every child a social services 'Guardian' - whereby Scottish kids would be even more at risk of falling victim to the disgusting paedophile culture that infests the elitist, roost-ruling criminal camarilla of their debilitated society.
Conversely the No and Better Together campaigns claim Scotland is on the verge of societal disintegration, yet the gospel according to Salmond's Yes camp says nothing could be further from the truth.
Er, excuse us, that is precisely 'the truth' - especially when you have a graft and corruption-ridden First Minister, Kenny 'Non-Corroboration' MacAskill as Justice Minister 'and' Mulholland as the Crown Office Lord Advocate - plus the equally bent Police Scotland and Masonic Speculative Society Law Lords - all conspiratorially refusing to field an investigation into historic child sexual abuse scandals - starting with the despicable Hollie Greig case and the offending untouchable cabal of Aberdeen-based Magic Circle elitist establishment paedophiles led by a sitting Sheriff and his secret handshake fraternity cronies that subjected her and a host of other special needs / disabled children to drugging, serial rapes and ritual blood sacrifices - (then imprisoned and / or murdered whistle-blowers and anti-abuse campaigners) - thus the No campaigners are correct and Nonceland's societal disintegration is in a state of advanced rot.
And to add to this systemic festering canker that even the termites and maggots avoid, the Better Together campaign sycophants - mass canvassing besides - actually refused to mention the Salmond / SNP Yes camp's hard line boycott of any inquiry into this suppurating carbuncle of a child sexual abuse scandal involving political and officialdom's worthies and VIP pederast scumsters - lest they upset the status quo. And they have the brazen hubris to talk of moral decay? To quote the age old maxim: silence is in itself a conspiracy and a crime.
Though the majority 'No vote' contingent realised all too well that, further devolution besides, without any form of Westminster oversight then the common herd demographic would be at the absolute mercy of the SNP's Police Nonceland Plod Squad / Stasi state hierarchy - the same Violate Club / Magic Ninth Circle elitist Freemason scumsters who covered up the why's and wherefore's truth of the Dunblane massacre scandal with a 100 year gagging order - and the CIA 'whodunit' meddling in the manipulated Lockerbie inquiry - plus staged the Glasgow Airport false flag Islamic terrorist attack - and hosted a strew more subversions of the course of justice to protect their prissy VIP arses.
To close, on the tender (more at ulcerated / gangrenous) - subject of historic child sexual abuse crimes, even though such are supported by medical reports and the fact that in the Aberdeen / Hollie Greig case both alleged perpetrators and the police have publicly admitted -under oath at Robert Green's 2012 Stonehaven trial - that no investigation has ever taken place into these alleged crimes - yet Alex Salmond still refuses to field an independent Operation Fernbridge style police investigation into the scandalous affairs - let alone copy First Minister Jack McConnell (2004) and publicly apologise to the children who were abused while in care.
Further, to add to his eternal damnation, Salmond refuses to submit to the directives of two Freedom of Information Commissioners - Kevin Dunnion and Rosemary Agnew - viz his knowledge of the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal, regardless of being personally 'physically' handed a legal bundle copy of all complaints and medical reports by the indefatigable anti-child sexual abuse campaigner, Robert Green.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
So the Independence brouhaha is over and done with for a generation - (maybe, but don't hold your breath) - and Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's act of desperation bid of giving a referendum vote to nursery school children over the age of three (along with a SNP monogrammed McCadburys choccy selection box apiece) to gain a winning ballot count has backfired like a Moscovich Aleko 2141 saloon kitted out with a Soviet T-72 battle tank engine and running on paraffin - as street smart canny Scots return a majority No vote.
Well, ain't life a bitch at times, but one can't be any clearer viz this obvious lack of confidence in / 'slap around the head with a big wet fish' knock back of the First Minister Salmond's star-crossed 'go it alone' scheme - which was even rejected by a majority No vote in his own Aberdeenshire East constituency. So much for the SNP's irresponsible 'dark skies' thinking.
Och aye, a 55%+ 'No thank you' from the public demographic, due worries that a Yes vote would see them out of the parasitic EUSSR community and struck off the B of E / Rothshite £££ pound Sterling index - having to rely on a worthless, devalued 'Jockmark' and flagging export orders for haggis, cabers, fried Mars bars, cuddly sporrans, GM Frankenfish salmon and bagpipes as they sank into a Third World status quagmire of IMF borrowing debt - and were reduced to busking like gyppo and pikey migrants, flogging bunches of heather to gullible Jap and Chin and Ham Shank tourists.
Alas, so much for the Independence dynamic, now 'Wind Farms' Alex - founder of the Strichen Cellulite Club - can cut his jingoistic blather and get a grasp back on reality - for what remains of his devastated political career - falling back on Plan B to demand further devolved powers from Westminster - and perhaps firing off a 'Sorrygramme' to Donald Trump to get his US-side foreign investment cash stream flowing again.
Ergo, what now for the Scottish Nonces Party and the porcine pie-scoffing Salmond - this ridiculous Jarjar Binks of Caledonian politics? Well, it's always a problem when ego and ambition surpass intellect and capability, and all eyes will be on the SNP's annual conference in Perth - this year delayed until November - with odds-on bets at Flatbrokes - the UK's ubiquitous High Street bookies - favouring Nicola 'Caviar Kitty' Sturgeon to pull a party fait accompli coup by delivering a fatal Ides of Winter stab in the back and seize command from the lard-arsed Alex.
Thus while Salmond's credibility withers alike a leper's leg on the compost heap, he will doubtless resort to thug mode to offset loss of face and start demanding of the Westminster top dogs - with the persistent intensity of a short time whore who stayed the night - for the full promised whack: more devolved powers.
Now comes the cruncher. If, and only if, the disingenuous Tory PM Posh Dave Scameron and the Lib-Dum Deputy PM Mick 'Forked Tongue' Clogg, keep to their last ditch desperation pledges and bestow increased devolution powers to Holyrood, then a shedload of House of Conmans MPs will be demanding a debate on the West Lothian question. Que? WTF that, most rightly ask?
Specifically, is it fair that English MPs have no say what so fucking ever on devolved issues north of the border, while the kilted Porridge Wog MPs in Westminster can still vote on the same issues wherein they affect England.
More to the point where this devolved powers free-for-all take-away is concerned, a recent poll by the independent Scum-Watch government abuse monitor charity revealed that 62% of English peasants believe Scottish MPs should be banned from voting on England-only laws - while many in Welsh Wales and Northern Paddyland are now - on reflection of Westminster tempting Scottish voters with all manner of Poundland quality allurements and gratuities - demanding further devolved powers to regulate their own respective sheep shagging and bomb chucking cottage industries.
Okay, bullshit besides. Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Who the fuck gains and who loses out? Would a Yes or No vote make much fucking difference to the way the Universe as a whole runs on a daily basis?
While a Yes vote would have guaranteed that Hadrian's Wall was rebuilt and Labour leader Ed Millipede's tosspot threat of manning the border with armed guards became a harsh - and necessary - 'visas only' reality - for the Edinburgh based ruling elitists, their 1990 Operation Planet sodomite / pederast wish list - complied by a cabal of Glasgow / Edinburgh based Violate Club fudger-nonce members - would finally have received a legislative review and underage kiddie fiddling legalised - probably along with necrophilia and zoophilia - plus the implementation of appointing each and every child a social services 'Guardian' - whereby Scottish kids would be even more at risk of falling victim to the disgusting paedophile culture that infests the elitist, roost-ruling criminal camarilla of their debilitated society.
Conversely the No and Better Together campaigns claim Scotland is on the verge of societal disintegration, yet the gospel according to Salmond's Yes camp says nothing could be further from the truth.
Er, excuse us, that is precisely 'the truth' - especially when you have a graft and corruption-ridden First Minister, Kenny 'Non-Corroboration' MacAskill as Justice Minister 'and' Mulholland as the Crown Office Lord Advocate - plus the equally bent Police Scotland and Masonic Speculative Society Law Lords - all conspiratorially refusing to field an investigation into historic child sexual abuse scandals - starting with the despicable Hollie Greig case and the offending untouchable cabal of Aberdeen-based Magic Circle elitist establishment paedophiles led by a sitting Sheriff and his secret handshake fraternity cronies that subjected her and a host of other special needs / disabled children to drugging, serial rapes and ritual blood sacrifices - (then imprisoned and / or murdered whistle-blowers and anti-abuse campaigners) - thus the No campaigners are correct and Nonceland's societal disintegration is in a state of advanced rot.
And to add to this systemic festering canker that even the termites and maggots avoid, the Better Together campaign sycophants - mass canvassing besides - actually refused to mention the Salmond / SNP Yes camp's hard line boycott of any inquiry into this suppurating carbuncle of a child sexual abuse scandal involving political and officialdom's worthies and VIP pederast scumsters - lest they upset the status quo. And they have the brazen hubris to talk of moral decay? To quote the age old maxim: silence is in itself a conspiracy and a crime.
Though the majority 'No vote' contingent realised all too well that, further devolution besides, without any form of Westminster oversight then the common herd demographic would be at the absolute mercy of the SNP's Police Nonceland Plod Squad / Stasi state hierarchy - the same Violate Club / Magic Ninth Circle elitist Freemason scumsters who covered up the why's and wherefore's truth of the Dunblane massacre scandal with a 100 year gagging order - and the CIA 'whodunit' meddling in the manipulated Lockerbie inquiry - plus staged the Glasgow Airport false flag Islamic terrorist attack - and hosted a strew more subversions of the course of justice to protect their prissy VIP arses.
To close, on the tender (more at ulcerated / gangrenous) - subject of historic child sexual abuse crimes, even though such are supported by medical reports and the fact that in the Aberdeen / Hollie Greig case both alleged perpetrators and the police have publicly admitted -under oath at Robert Green's 2012 Stonehaven trial - that no investigation has ever taken place into these alleged crimes - yet Alex Salmond still refuses to field an independent Operation Fernbridge style police investigation into the scandalous affairs - let alone copy First Minister Jack McConnell (2004) and publicly apologise to the children who were abused while in care.
Further, to add to his eternal damnation, Salmond refuses to submit to the directives of two Freedom of Information Commissioners - Kevin Dunnion and Rosemary Agnew - viz his knowledge of the Hollie Greig serial rape scandal, regardless of being personally 'physically' handed a legal bundle copy of all complaints and medical reports by the indefatigable anti-child sexual abuse campaigner, Robert Green.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
The Clucks are Coming Home to Roost
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
As St Ambrose College sadistic sex fiend Rev Alan 'Paddywhacker' Morris settles into a sentence of nine years of arrogant guilt denial in low security HMP Buttfuck and Posh Dave Scameron's Con-Dem coalition government are pursued to drop establishment favourite cover up merchants such as Baroness Butler-Sloshed and Judge Fiona 'Big Bad' Woolf to head any honest and impartial inquiry into historical child sexual abuse failings on the part of local authority social services, the Plod Squad team heading the England and Wales (albeit most conspicuously 'not' bonny Nonceland) multi-tasked Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigations are rumoured to be examining damning subversion of justice evidence to be laid before the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Oh yes, it's paedo payback time with a vengeance - and the clucks are finally coming home to roost.
This novel audit dynamic will focus on fellow pederasts and their villainous apologists who conspiratorially facilitated the criminal concealment of Morris's sadist torture-orientated sexual offences against schoolboys under his purported 'spiritual' tutelage being as guilty as the debased deviant sodomite perpetrator viz charges of subverting the course of justice - especially so the holier-than-thou millionaire bog-trotting scumster who is rumoured to have paid off Morris's hapless 'damaged goods' juvenile victims to ensure their silence and avoid a college / community scandal of Biblical proportions.
The craven Morris, a self-confessed fudger and former Corporal Punishment instructor at St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites - (administered by the notorious bully boy Roman Catholic 'vow of silence' religious order, the Christian Sodomite Brothers of Omerta) - joined the staff of St Ambrose in 1972 and quickly deluded his brutalist self into believing he was the college's Head of Discipline and fuelled his latent masturbation fantasies by spanking schoolboys' bared bums - which sort of makes a pathetic joke of the Roman Catholic Church clergy's vows of celibacy.
Following a swathe of complaints from former students concerning the 'inappropriate use' of forced fellatio and sodomy as detention punishments meted out by Deacon Alan Morris 'and' a number of other teachers (many of who had since conveniently croaked) - in July 2013 Morris was finally collared by an honest contingent of the Hale-based Plod Squad not infiltrated with Masonic Magic Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cult and charged with forty-one counts of indecent assault, one count of outraging public decency and five of inciting gross indecency following an investigation into historical sexual abuse at the school - offences committed between 1973 and 1991 - which involved twenty-nine under-age former pupils - and almost but not quite (by a long shot) surpassed the record of his Whalley Range Roman Catholic bumboy contemporary, Monsignor Thomas Duggan, the Boy Buggering Beast of St Bede's College.
Hale plods raided Morris' house and uncovered a sick library of bum-fudger pornography and sordid sex movies filmed at Glasgow's Violate Club, involving spankings with a teacher-pupil theme - and unmasked a persistent and prolific sex offender posing as a Roman Catholic religious spiritual guide / teacher who nurtured a culture of corporal punishment to cloak his real motive for chastising young boys: one of onanist sexual gratification - which not only defiled a child's dignity but scarred them psychologically for life.
Hence when the excesses and venal sins of this Vatican-endorsed 'Deacon' were finally exposed in 2013 it was further learned that complaints against Morris dated back to the 1970's but had been suppressed / muzzled / covered up - call it what you will - to avoid a most embarrassing scandal - allegedly by Morris's big pal, the Irish multi-tasking philanthropist / boring drunkard / serial adulterer - none other than John Thomas Kennedy, a bog-thick construction zillionaire cum latter day vulgarian whose ill-gotten tax-dodged gains were squandered on political favours and Vatican religious titles, benefices and indulgences - and not at Weight-Watchers or AA meetings or on marriage guidance counselling - or cobble-dodging classes (hurled with a venomous accuracy at his conservatory double glazing 'and' Bentley windscreen by a spurned ex-mistress).
So it be said and known, we - the common herd (voting public) aka 'We the People' - are sick to fucking death with this elitist VIP culture that permeates our society like some debilitating miasma - and here in Kennedy's case yet again we are faced with the typical nouveau riche's flawed belief system - of their own infallibility - all rooted in the unqualified arrogance that 'money talks' - hence are heavily invested in self-glorification and extreme measures of social snobbery.
And for Kennedy - besides the fact his BMI denotes he's only a couple of steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke - or both - his only party trick claim to fame that he hasn't had to pay through the nose is the fact he can fart Handel's 'Largo' while whistling 'Dixie' and simultaneously knock out a fair rendition of Prokofiev's 'Drum Concerto' with a couple of dessert spoons on the sideboard.
Kennedy's history does not read well between the lines - especially so if this alleged paying off Morris's sexual abuse victims with lump sums of cash carries the required elements of veracity that will stand up in court.
In such a case he has knowingly and with cognisance of the criminal implications attached, participated in the concealment of a series of vile pederast sexual offences that constitute an outrage to public decency - to protect Morris from arrest and prosecution - and the Church and the Diocese from an indecency scandal - a crime against the same public decency he clamours to be a paragon of - with the manifest appellations behind his name like some swank airplane fly-by banner (CBE, KSG, KHS, KMCO, DL, FIHT) - yet to all intents and purposes is thus seen to be possessed with the moral scruples of a sewer rat and should be publicly pilloried and all glittering prizes, laurels and accolades revoked.
But does the stench of graft and corruption stop there? Ofsted expedited an inspection of St Ambrose College in November 2005, with the report noting that the school's buildings were old and cramped and was considered the school in Trafford most in need of a new building - and duly copped a handout of £17 million quid in July 2006 for a complete rebuild.
The Balfour Beatty construction company was awarded the contract following a controversial sealed bidding process. Yep, the very same Balfour Beatty that bought out Kennedy's construction company. Apparently a foul odour of tender bid conflict of interest still lingers in the posh Hale Barnes air.
For the record, Morris facilitated the name-dropping Kennedy in his pursuit of public and Catholic Church institutional recognition - with the porcine slug from County Mayonaisse displaying these glittering blue ribbon accolades with triple-chinned pride - especially so QE2's CBE and the Holy Papal Knighthood award granted by none other than Pope John Paul (Mk II version) himself at Rome's Vatican-based Paedophile Central - along with his hosted fund-raiser dinners for the scandal-ridden Taoiseach crook Patrick Bartholomew "Bertie" Ahern. (As a mark of grateful thanks for such charitable services, Bertie Ahern's minder described Kennedy as a Manchester-Irish low-life - a fat little bald man). Nice people.
Corruption besides, bribery was used as an everyday facilitation tool - to foster a favourable business decisions - simply to cut to the chase and get things done - which too equates with fielding enough cash in hand to tempt and corrupt a semi-honest official into doing the wrong thing - and sexual abuse victims into keeping schtum.
To wit, these glittering blue ribbon honours, kudos, plaudits, accolades, laurels besides, the stench of Vatican endorsement and the corrupting influence of the Masonic / Jesuit Magic Ninth Circle Satanist (Order of Constantine) secret society fraternity thread is woven throughout the entire fabric of a tapestry of sodomic sin that involves St Ambrose and Morris.
Perhaps alike Sir Jimmy Savile before him we have a venal beast hiding behind a veneer of charitable works? Yet another Vatican-endorsed pederast scatbag who kept a younger mistress, Roberta McGirl - (until she cuckolded and ditched the impotent stooge and he discovered Viagra and a younger slut) - plus fosters 'Boy Scout' interests - alike Thomas Watt Hamilton of Dunblane massacre notoriety before him.
But let us not overlook the maxim that 'evil needs no reason'.
Morris and Kennedy are of a breed of bottom feeders who prompt one to count their fingers if they've inadvertently shaken hands with them - and while Morris is now behind bars, on a scale of 1 to 10, how guilty is Kennedy?
As our governing Westminster / Whitehall establishment criminally conspire to subvert the course of justice and cover up cases of historic child sexual abuse - and their Edinburgh Holyrood scumbag contemporaries - the likes of the SNP's First Minister Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and Justice Minister Kenny 'Numbnuts' MacAskill - 'and' top dog (read 'bitch') Crown Office panjandrums collude to obstruct police investigations into the sexual abuse / serial rape and ritual blood sacrifice of special needs and disabled children by an untouchable Aberdeen-based Satanist paedophile ring headed by a sitting Sheriff - and too the murders of paedo expose whistleblowers ..... well, what can we say?
Viewed in that light, then Kennedy only manages an mere 9 out of 10 on the Pederast Scum-ometer.
For further reference on the scandalous doings at St Ambrose and St Bede's, follow the link to Paul Malpas' bespoke weblog and his superior work in progress on these themes:
http://paulmalpas.com/the-tip-of-the-iceberg/
Thought for the day. So fuck all religious institutions - specifically the Roman Catholic Vatican and their 2,000 year old Hellfire damnation versus salvation / Eternal Life confidence trick myths - and Holy Papal Knights (Holy Papal Nightmares is more like) - and fuck the Freemasons and the Order of Constantine - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
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As St Ambrose College sadistic sex fiend Rev Alan 'Paddywhacker' Morris settles into a sentence of nine years of arrogant guilt denial in low security HMP Buttfuck and Posh Dave Scameron's Con-Dem coalition government are pursued to drop establishment favourite cover up merchants such as Baroness Butler-Sloshed and Judge Fiona 'Big Bad' Woolf to head any honest and impartial inquiry into historical child sexual abuse failings on the part of local authority social services, the Plod Squad team heading the England and Wales (albeit most conspicuously 'not' bonny Nonceland) multi-tasked Operation Kiddie Fiddler investigations are rumoured to be examining damning subversion of justice evidence to be laid before the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Oh yes, it's paedo payback time with a vengeance - and the clucks are finally coming home to roost.
This novel audit dynamic will focus on fellow pederasts and their villainous apologists who conspiratorially facilitated the criminal concealment of Morris's sadist torture-orientated sexual offences against schoolboys under his purported 'spiritual' tutelage being as guilty as the debased deviant sodomite perpetrator viz charges of subverting the course of justice - especially so the holier-than-thou millionaire bog-trotting scumster who is rumoured to have paid off Morris's hapless 'damaged goods' juvenile victims to ensure their silence and avoid a college / community scandal of Biblical proportions.
The craven Morris, a self-confessed fudger and former Corporal Punishment instructor at St Sodom's School for Latter Day Catamites - (administered by the notorious bully boy Roman Catholic 'vow of silence' religious order, the Christian Sodomite Brothers of Omerta) - joined the staff of St Ambrose in 1972 and quickly deluded his brutalist self into believing he was the college's Head of Discipline and fuelled his latent masturbation fantasies by spanking schoolboys' bared bums - which sort of makes a pathetic joke of the Roman Catholic Church clergy's vows of celibacy.
Following a swathe of complaints from former students concerning the 'inappropriate use' of forced fellatio and sodomy as detention punishments meted out by Deacon Alan Morris 'and' a number of other teachers (many of who had since conveniently croaked) - in July 2013 Morris was finally collared by an honest contingent of the Hale-based Plod Squad not infiltrated with Masonic Magic Ninth Circle Satanic paedo cult and charged with forty-one counts of indecent assault, one count of outraging public decency and five of inciting gross indecency following an investigation into historical sexual abuse at the school - offences committed between 1973 and 1991 - which involved twenty-nine under-age former pupils - and almost but not quite (by a long shot) surpassed the record of his Whalley Range Roman Catholic bumboy contemporary, Monsignor Thomas Duggan, the Boy Buggering Beast of St Bede's College.
Hale plods raided Morris' house and uncovered a sick library of bum-fudger pornography and sordid sex movies filmed at Glasgow's Violate Club, involving spankings with a teacher-pupil theme - and unmasked a persistent and prolific sex offender posing as a Roman Catholic religious spiritual guide / teacher who nurtured a culture of corporal punishment to cloak his real motive for chastising young boys: one of onanist sexual gratification - which not only defiled a child's dignity but scarred them psychologically for life.
Hence when the excesses and venal sins of this Vatican-endorsed 'Deacon' were finally exposed in 2013 it was further learned that complaints against Morris dated back to the 1970's but had been suppressed / muzzled / covered up - call it what you will - to avoid a most embarrassing scandal - allegedly by Morris's big pal, the Irish multi-tasking philanthropist / boring drunkard / serial adulterer - none other than John Thomas Kennedy, a bog-thick construction zillionaire cum latter day vulgarian whose ill-gotten tax-dodged gains were squandered on political favours and Vatican religious titles, benefices and indulgences - and not at Weight-Watchers or AA meetings or on marriage guidance counselling - or cobble-dodging classes (hurled with a venomous accuracy at his conservatory double glazing 'and' Bentley windscreen by a spurned ex-mistress).
So it be said and known, we - the common herd (voting public) aka 'We the People' - are sick to fucking death with this elitist VIP culture that permeates our society like some debilitating miasma - and here in Kennedy's case yet again we are faced with the typical nouveau riche's flawed belief system - of their own infallibility - all rooted in the unqualified arrogance that 'money talks' - hence are heavily invested in self-glorification and extreme measures of social snobbery.
And for Kennedy - besides the fact his BMI denotes he's only a couple of steps away from a fatal coronary or stroke - or both - his only party trick claim to fame that he hasn't had to pay through the nose is the fact he can fart Handel's 'Largo' while whistling 'Dixie' and simultaneously knock out a fair rendition of Prokofiev's 'Drum Concerto' with a couple of dessert spoons on the sideboard.
Kennedy's history does not read well between the lines - especially so if this alleged paying off Morris's sexual abuse victims with lump sums of cash carries the required elements of veracity that will stand up in court.
In such a case he has knowingly and with cognisance of the criminal implications attached, participated in the concealment of a series of vile pederast sexual offences that constitute an outrage to public decency - to protect Morris from arrest and prosecution - and the Church and the Diocese from an indecency scandal - a crime against the same public decency he clamours to be a paragon of - with the manifest appellations behind his name like some swank airplane fly-by banner (CBE, KSG, KHS, KMCO, DL, FIHT) - yet to all intents and purposes is thus seen to be possessed with the moral scruples of a sewer rat and should be publicly pilloried and all glittering prizes, laurels and accolades revoked.
But does the stench of graft and corruption stop there? Ofsted expedited an inspection of St Ambrose College in November 2005, with the report noting that the school's buildings were old and cramped and was considered the school in Trafford most in need of a new building - and duly copped a handout of £17 million quid in July 2006 for a complete rebuild.
The Balfour Beatty construction company was awarded the contract following a controversial sealed bidding process. Yep, the very same Balfour Beatty that bought out Kennedy's construction company. Apparently a foul odour of tender bid conflict of interest still lingers in the posh Hale Barnes air.
For the record, Morris facilitated the name-dropping Kennedy in his pursuit of public and Catholic Church institutional recognition - with the porcine slug from County Mayonaisse displaying these glittering blue ribbon accolades with triple-chinned pride - especially so QE2's CBE and the Holy Papal Knighthood award granted by none other than Pope John Paul (Mk II version) himself at Rome's Vatican-based Paedophile Central - along with his hosted fund-raiser dinners for the scandal-ridden Taoiseach crook Patrick Bartholomew "Bertie" Ahern. (As a mark of grateful thanks for such charitable services, Bertie Ahern's minder described Kennedy as a Manchester-Irish low-life - a fat little bald man). Nice people.
Corruption besides, bribery was used as an everyday facilitation tool - to foster a favourable business decisions - simply to cut to the chase and get things done - which too equates with fielding enough cash in hand to tempt and corrupt a semi-honest official into doing the wrong thing - and sexual abuse victims into keeping schtum.
To wit, these glittering blue ribbon honours, kudos, plaudits, accolades, laurels besides, the stench of Vatican endorsement and the corrupting influence of the Masonic / Jesuit Magic Ninth Circle Satanist (Order of Constantine) secret society fraternity thread is woven throughout the entire fabric of a tapestry of sodomic sin that involves St Ambrose and Morris.
Perhaps alike Sir Jimmy Savile before him we have a venal beast hiding behind a veneer of charitable works? Yet another Vatican-endorsed pederast scatbag who kept a younger mistress, Roberta McGirl - (until she cuckolded and ditched the impotent stooge and he discovered Viagra and a younger slut) - plus fosters 'Boy Scout' interests - alike Thomas Watt Hamilton of Dunblane massacre notoriety before him.
But let us not overlook the maxim that 'evil needs no reason'.
Morris and Kennedy are of a breed of bottom feeders who prompt one to count their fingers if they've inadvertently shaken hands with them - and while Morris is now behind bars, on a scale of 1 to 10, how guilty is Kennedy?
As our governing Westminster / Whitehall establishment criminally conspire to subvert the course of justice and cover up cases of historic child sexual abuse - and their Edinburgh Holyrood scumbag contemporaries - the likes of the SNP's First Minister Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond and Justice Minister Kenny 'Numbnuts' MacAskill - 'and' top dog (read 'bitch') Crown Office panjandrums collude to obstruct police investigations into the sexual abuse / serial rape and ritual blood sacrifice of special needs and disabled children by an untouchable Aberdeen-based Satanist paedophile ring headed by a sitting Sheriff - and too the murders of paedo expose whistleblowers ..... well, what can we say?
Viewed in that light, then Kennedy only manages an mere 9 out of 10 on the Pederast Scum-ometer.
For further reference on the scandalous doings at St Ambrose and St Bede's, follow the link to Paul Malpas' bespoke weblog and his superior work in progress on these themes:
http://paulmalpas.com/the-tip-of-the-iceberg/
Thought for the day. So fuck all religious institutions - specifically the Roman Catholic Vatican and their 2,000 year old Hellfire damnation versus salvation / Eternal Life confidence trick myths - and Holy Papal Knights (Holy Papal Nightmares is more like) - and fuck the Freemasons and the Order of Constantine - and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 16 September 2014
Revealed: The True Face of Social Services
In today’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Yep, like the main banner headline states: revealed: the true - and 'unacceptable' - face of Broken Britain's semi-privatised social services exposed to the public purview.
The public voting demographic are up in arms and outraged after a shit-for-brains social worker gloated on her open account Facebook page over her dirty deeds done cheap procurement of three children - all under the age of ten and snatched from their natural loving parents to be arbitrarily placed in foster care under the aegis of complete strangers.
Siobhan Condom, 41, went into an ego trip on steroids and publicly bragged over the sense of life or death power adrenalin rush she felt at breaking up the hapless McScrote family, then revelled in the judge handing the parents a ‘massive bollocking’ for being unemployed and on welfare benefits - and hence branded as 'dysfunctional'.
Condom even posted a big 'thank you' to the solicitor assigned to the case - Ms Chlamydia Mingerot of Shitshot, Bagrot & Tosspot - for commenting on her manicure and sensible shoes before writing "Social services rule - the effin' poor can kiss my ass".
While family court proceedings are normally held behind closed doors and shrouded in secrecy alike some Kafkaesque or Orwellian script that became reality under Hitler's Nazis and Stalin's Soviet regime (and now too in our dysfunctional once green and pleasant land) - the kiddie's mother, Mrs Slagella McScrote, reported Condom’s disgusting egocentric comments to Essex County Council after spotting them on the social worker’s open access Facebook page - which went so far as to identify the star-crossed family as a bunch of 'gyppo scallies' and posted their actual address at Pikey's Crotch Travellers Park.
The Health and Care Professional Council found the erring Condom slightly guilty of misconduct and the council director Ms Candida Condom, (no relation) while deferring the renewal of her local authority contract for appearances sake, failed to do the 'right thing' and have her name struck off as an inept vainglorious twat - and an embarrassment to all concerned - but doled out a slap on the wrist caution and sanctioned that she be monitored by a line manager for twelve months.
Condom, who now works for the London Borough of Barking Mad, was advised to stay off Facebook and keep her stupid gob shut, yet being a brainless blonde simply could not resist grabbing her Andy Warthole predicted 'fifteen minutes of infamy' in a face to face interview with a press hack from the Daily Shitraker.
"Wow an' no effin' shit - wot a multi-orgasmic rush - ter have the power ter simply fuck someone's life right up wiv the stroke of a pen. Better than snortin' a coupla lines of snow off a car bonnet an' gettin' three hole bonked down Doggers Wood after the effin' pubs shut on a Friday night, I'll fuckin' tell yer."
Conversely, Essex Council has since apologised to Mr and Mrs McScrote for Condom's despicable conduct, concluding such fell seriously below expected standards as the postings were disrespectful and demonstrated an unacceptable level of unqualified arrogance normally reserved for Rochdale's porcine kiddie fiddling Liberal MPs, senior council officials and Police & Crime Commissioners.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755853/It-amazing-moment-Social-worker-gloats-Facebook-breaking-family-revelling-massive-rollicking-judge-gave-parents.html
Thought for the day. Of course, as per the Roman Catholic Church being a magnet for shirt-lifting fudgers and kiddie fiddling pederasts, the Social Services and Community Enforcement Officers and PCSO units likewise attracts all manner of society weirdos - specifically sadistic control freaks from the renta-bully Thugs-R-Us Agency's 'Moron Squad' who got off as kids dominating their pet hamsters and freaking out Granny's cat.
In Condom's instance this 'error of judgement' simply cannot be put down to a high octane 'blonde moment' - especially so when we are dealing with a self-delusional Common Purpose-trained (read 'NLP brainwashed to useful idiot / jobsworth') serial hypocrite working for the profit-motivated social services Nonce Ponce Kiddie Placements quango - pursuing a programme of coercive fostering and adoption that is rooted in an industrial strength profit-driven motive - basically greed-orientated kiddie snatching on steroids - where the kids end up fostered out to a couple of child molesting paedophiles.
Ms Condom, as per the rest of her social services empathy-deficient scumsters, comes across as a power hungry control freak psycho-sociopath scatbag possessed of a one size fits all approach mindset to every fucking thing - who was caught tripping out on causing some poor unfortunate family a tidal wave of grief - and equates as the calibre of sadist that turned on the Zyklon B communal showers in Auschwitz and stoked the Holohoax crematorium fires.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Yep, like the main banner headline states: revealed: the true - and 'unacceptable' - face of Broken Britain's semi-privatised social services exposed to the public purview.
The public voting demographic are up in arms and outraged after a shit-for-brains social worker gloated on her open account Facebook page over her dirty deeds done cheap procurement of three children - all under the age of ten and snatched from their natural loving parents to be arbitrarily placed in foster care under the aegis of complete strangers.
Siobhan Condom, 41, went into an ego trip on steroids and publicly bragged over the sense of life or death power adrenalin rush she felt at breaking up the hapless McScrote family, then revelled in the judge handing the parents a ‘massive bollocking’ for being unemployed and on welfare benefits - and hence branded as 'dysfunctional'.
Condom even posted a big 'thank you' to the solicitor assigned to the case - Ms Chlamydia Mingerot of Shitshot, Bagrot & Tosspot - for commenting on her manicure and sensible shoes before writing "Social services rule - the effin' poor can kiss my ass".
While family court proceedings are normally held behind closed doors and shrouded in secrecy alike some Kafkaesque or Orwellian script that became reality under Hitler's Nazis and Stalin's Soviet regime (and now too in our dysfunctional once green and pleasant land) - the kiddie's mother, Mrs Slagella McScrote, reported Condom’s disgusting egocentric comments to Essex County Council after spotting them on the social worker’s open access Facebook page - which went so far as to identify the star-crossed family as a bunch of 'gyppo scallies' and posted their actual address at Pikey's Crotch Travellers Park.
The Health and Care Professional Council found the erring Condom slightly guilty of misconduct and the council director Ms Candida Condom, (no relation) while deferring the renewal of her local authority contract for appearances sake, failed to do the 'right thing' and have her name struck off as an inept vainglorious twat - and an embarrassment to all concerned - but doled out a slap on the wrist caution and sanctioned that she be monitored by a line manager for twelve months.
Condom, who now works for the London Borough of Barking Mad, was advised to stay off Facebook and keep her stupid gob shut, yet being a brainless blonde simply could not resist grabbing her Andy Warthole predicted 'fifteen minutes of infamy' in a face to face interview with a press hack from the Daily Shitraker.
"Wow an' no effin' shit - wot a multi-orgasmic rush - ter have the power ter simply fuck someone's life right up wiv the stroke of a pen. Better than snortin' a coupla lines of snow off a car bonnet an' gettin' three hole bonked down Doggers Wood after the effin' pubs shut on a Friday night, I'll fuckin' tell yer."
Conversely, Essex Council has since apologised to Mr and Mrs McScrote for Condom's despicable conduct, concluding such fell seriously below expected standards as the postings were disrespectful and demonstrated an unacceptable level of unqualified arrogance normally reserved for Rochdale's porcine kiddie fiddling Liberal MPs, senior council officials and Police & Crime Commissioners.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2755853/It-amazing-moment-Social-worker-gloats-Facebook-breaking-family-revelling-massive-rollicking-judge-gave-parents.html
Thought for the day. Of course, as per the Roman Catholic Church being a magnet for shirt-lifting fudgers and kiddie fiddling pederasts, the Social Services and Community Enforcement Officers and PCSO units likewise attracts all manner of society weirdos - specifically sadistic control freaks from the renta-bully Thugs-R-Us Agency's 'Moron Squad' who got off as kids dominating their pet hamsters and freaking out Granny's cat.
In Condom's instance this 'error of judgement' simply cannot be put down to a high octane 'blonde moment' - especially so when we are dealing with a self-delusional Common Purpose-trained (read 'NLP brainwashed to useful idiot / jobsworth') serial hypocrite working for the profit-motivated social services Nonce Ponce Kiddie Placements quango - pursuing a programme of coercive fostering and adoption that is rooted in an industrial strength profit-driven motive - basically greed-orientated kiddie snatching on steroids - where the kids end up fostered out to a couple of child molesting paedophiles.
Ms Condom, as per the rest of her social services empathy-deficient scumsters, comes across as a power hungry control freak psycho-sociopath scatbag possessed of a one size fits all approach mindset to every fucking thing - who was caught tripping out on causing some poor unfortunate family a tidal wave of grief - and equates as the calibre of sadist that turned on the Zyklon B communal showers in Auschwitz and stoked the Holohoax crematorium fires.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 12 September 2014
Celeb vs Asbo Schools: Pros & Cons
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The excrement has hit the proverbial fan, eliciting a storm of indignant outrage from the peasant classes following the Toronto Film Festival screening of The Riot Club - a booze, drugs and sodomic / paedo sex-filled parody aimed at UK PM Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Party 'Zillionaire's Club' cabinet and their halcyon salad days as students at Oxford's prestigious Scumbag College and members of the notorious Bullingdon Vandals Club whose sole aim was to get pissed and smash up the property of those contemptible useless-eater common herd - reviled in the film as 'poor people'.
The character of Oggy van Oick (great-grandson of the notorious Ottoman-Turkish dignitary Kamal Attaboy bin Oick - aka 'The Buggering Bey') is a direct parody of thatch-haired London Mayor and serial adulterer, Bonkers Boris Nonsense; with his inbred blue blood vulgarian chum, the train fare dodging future Tory Chancellor, Georgie Bunglebutt, (Osborne) blowing (literally) a king's ransom on top grade Peruvian snorting coke while attending a disciple session at Mistress Cruella's Spank-a-Rama Dungeons in Chelsea's prestigious Max Mosley Gardens - while the Posh Dave Scameron character, Rupert 'Man Tits' Armitage-Shanks, cops a painful rite of passage 'forced' initiation to the college's Felchers Club when a trio of amphetamine-boosted gerbils get bunged up his sissy rectum.
While certain educational institutions around the globe might boast extraordinary clusters of the distinguished great and divinely good amongst their former pupils, others, such as Barky Hussein O’Barmy’s Jakarta-based ‘Cheesy Crust School for Latter Day Cuckoos’ – or Tony Bliar’s ‘Durham Chorister School for Venal Gits - and Twatts Nonce College, Edinburgh – end up with the dubious distinction of being saddled (or cursed) with ‘nigga in de woodpile’ impostors – or inveterate liars cum psychopathic money-grubbing war criminals – on their honour rolls.
Simply take a butcher’s at your old school's Wicked-Pedia page, which usually hosts a section listing notable past pupils. Some will be household names – knob-headed celeb' media presenters, corrupt politicians, Masonic paedophiles posing as law-abiding Scottish sheriffs and Dr 'Happy Harold' Shipman-style NHS psycho serial killers – plus a diverse assortment of other such bottom-feeding society shitbags.
If you can't locate such an alumni section it may well be due the reason no-one from your school ever amounted to fuck all or became rich or shameless – or that your class wasn't in one of these celebrity school catchment areas that cost a couple of £££ zillion quid in term fees.
Cambridge, for instance, while founded in 1209, is still, much to their chagrin, reluctantly bestowed with the cape of notoriety for churning out shirt-lifting treasonable brown hatters, career alcoholics and Soviet spies – of the ilk of Maclean, Burgess and Philby – plus another of Queen Lizzie's royally-adorned fudging pederast perv's - Anthony Kunt - and barely graced with the one dubiously redeeming fact they also nurtured sculptor Antony Gormless, creator of the iconic Angel Cake of the North.
Whereas in contrast Gordonstoun, Eton, Charterhouse and Rugby are cursed with infamy for their track record of turning future kings into plant whispering head cases - and hosting embryonic poufters of the effeminate brand, along with kiddie fiddling paedophiles - most of whom turn out to be famous alumni – alike Posh Dave Scameron – the 19th British prime minister to attend Eton, and one lucky enough to waddle out of there with his sphincter stretched, but still intact – or Gordonstoun’s uxoricidal Prince Chazzer and his nasty piece of work Greek Nazi sociopath father, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh.
Other pupils from the edifices of learning that dot our once green and pleasant land might be unknown to the telly-addicted public, but are still at the zenith of their fields, such as Sir Irwin Bogbrush, the Tory Minister for Duck Islands & Moat Dredging; or prominent scientists who create weapons of mass distraction like the handy-sized micro-nukes used in a Mossad false flag terrorist attack to devastate Bali's Sari Club and kick start the Aussies into war mode - plus not overlooking HAARP scalar warfare armaments - the source of 90% of earthquakes, tsunamis - and souped up hurricanes steered to the desired maximum calamity areas - New Orleans / the Philippines' Visayas etc et al.
And let's not overlook the incompetent banksters who cause economic chaos on a global scale - and dodgy diplomats that get us into any old illegal foreign conflict going, simply to appease their Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist Chabad masters and cop a promise of a lucrative private corporation directorship down the road.
At the bottom end of the social scale, London’s Scumborough Hamlets Asbo Comprehensive also boasts a mixed set of famous students – including the leader of the Labour Party, Ed Millipede and his Sulk-a-Thon brother David - plus three members of the Yardie hip-hop group Cocoa Spliffs - and former Tory MP, Jacko McScrote, recently sentenced to 12 months imprisonment for fiddling his Parliamentary expenses.
Premier League soccer players Biffo McSnott and Bazzer ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher are also former students, as is actor Candida Mingerot, who plays barmaid Bev Titwank in the BBC soap, Bellenders.
Over on the other side of the nation’s capital is St Sodom’s School for Latter Day Catamites. Nicknamed St Sod’s, the north London Catholic boys' school gained the veneer of Guiness World Records paedophile infamy title in 2009 over St Bede's College, Manchester, when head teacher Fr Cornhole McTadger was sentenced to 15 years hard labour on Dartmoor’s Marmite bogs after being found guilty of rupturing the sphincters of the entire Year 7 leapfrog team.
Regardless of being smeared with this negative notoriety, the school has positively produced Ron Scrunt, the England and Slagheap Dynamos mid-field soccer star – Minjeeter Cameltoe, the chart-topping dyke lead singer from the Dog Wankers girly band - along with 16-year old mother of three Fellattia van der Gamm, a runner up in the 2005 X-Factor contest with her hilarious 'tit-wank' act - plus former Jimmy Choo-Choo fashion model Shabby Ackrobatti, now human rights and wrongs activist-director of Kunt-Watch – along with the first black UKIP MP for Old Scrotum - Mr Wormhole Jaffacake Esq – who gained a NVQ 1 diploma in Welfare Benefit Fraud at age 15.
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker outside his north London Golly's End two bedroom terrace, Mr Jaffacake put his worldly success down to ‘pushy parents’ and having ‘lots of reading matter around the house’, explaining “Dat’s cos me Dad was on Jobseeker’s like, so he used ter go down the effin’ library every day an’ rip off mobs of books fer me ter read – an’ tell me if I didn’t do me effin’ homework before I went out nickin' cars an' joyridin’ then he’d kick me fuckin’ teeth in – an’ dat’s wot kids need today ter succeed in life – more effin’ discipline.”
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The excrement has hit the proverbial fan, eliciting a storm of indignant outrage from the peasant classes following the Toronto Film Festival screening of The Riot Club - a booze, drugs and sodomic / paedo sex-filled parody aimed at UK PM Posh Dave Scameron's Tory Party 'Zillionaire's Club' cabinet and their halcyon salad days as students at Oxford's prestigious Scumbag College and members of the notorious Bullingdon Vandals Club whose sole aim was to get pissed and smash up the property of those contemptible useless-eater common herd - reviled in the film as 'poor people'.
The character of Oggy van Oick (great-grandson of the notorious Ottoman-Turkish dignitary Kamal Attaboy bin Oick - aka 'The Buggering Bey') is a direct parody of thatch-haired London Mayor and serial adulterer, Bonkers Boris Nonsense; with his inbred blue blood vulgarian chum, the train fare dodging future Tory Chancellor, Georgie Bunglebutt, (Osborne) blowing (literally) a king's ransom on top grade Peruvian snorting coke while attending a disciple session at Mistress Cruella's Spank-a-Rama Dungeons in Chelsea's prestigious Max Mosley Gardens - while the Posh Dave Scameron character, Rupert 'Man Tits' Armitage-Shanks, cops a painful rite of passage 'forced' initiation to the college's Felchers Club when a trio of amphetamine-boosted gerbils get bunged up his sissy rectum.
While certain educational institutions around the globe might boast extraordinary clusters of the distinguished great and divinely good amongst their former pupils, others, such as Barky Hussein O’Barmy’s Jakarta-based ‘Cheesy Crust School for Latter Day Cuckoos’ – or Tony Bliar’s ‘Durham Chorister School for Venal Gits - and Twatts Nonce College, Edinburgh – end up with the dubious distinction of being saddled (or cursed) with ‘nigga in de woodpile’ impostors – or inveterate liars cum psychopathic money-grubbing war criminals – on their honour rolls.
Simply take a butcher’s at your old school's Wicked-Pedia page, which usually hosts a section listing notable past pupils. Some will be household names – knob-headed celeb' media presenters, corrupt politicians, Masonic paedophiles posing as law-abiding Scottish sheriffs and Dr 'Happy Harold' Shipman-style NHS psycho serial killers – plus a diverse assortment of other such bottom-feeding society shitbags.
If you can't locate such an alumni section it may well be due the reason no-one from your school ever amounted to fuck all or became rich or shameless – or that your class wasn't in one of these celebrity school catchment areas that cost a couple of £££ zillion quid in term fees.
Cambridge, for instance, while founded in 1209, is still, much to their chagrin, reluctantly bestowed with the cape of notoriety for churning out shirt-lifting treasonable brown hatters, career alcoholics and Soviet spies – of the ilk of Maclean, Burgess and Philby – plus another of Queen Lizzie's royally-adorned fudging pederast perv's - Anthony Kunt - and barely graced with the one dubiously redeeming fact they also nurtured sculptor Antony Gormless, creator of the iconic Angel Cake of the North.
Whereas in contrast Gordonstoun, Eton, Charterhouse and Rugby are cursed with infamy for their track record of turning future kings into plant whispering head cases - and hosting embryonic poufters of the effeminate brand, along with kiddie fiddling paedophiles - most of whom turn out to be famous alumni – alike Posh Dave Scameron – the 19th British prime minister to attend Eton, and one lucky enough to waddle out of there with his sphincter stretched, but still intact – or Gordonstoun’s uxoricidal Prince Chazzer and his nasty piece of work Greek Nazi sociopath father, His Royal Rudeness, Prince Stavros of Edinburgh.
Other pupils from the edifices of learning that dot our once green and pleasant land might be unknown to the telly-addicted public, but are still at the zenith of their fields, such as Sir Irwin Bogbrush, the Tory Minister for Duck Islands & Moat Dredging; or prominent scientists who create weapons of mass distraction like the handy-sized micro-nukes used in a Mossad false flag terrorist attack to devastate Bali's Sari Club and kick start the Aussies into war mode - plus not overlooking HAARP scalar warfare armaments - the source of 90% of earthquakes, tsunamis - and souped up hurricanes steered to the desired maximum calamity areas - New Orleans / the Philippines' Visayas etc et al.
And let's not overlook the incompetent banksters who cause economic chaos on a global scale - and dodgy diplomats that get us into any old illegal foreign conflict going, simply to appease their Rothshite crime syndicate Zionist Chabad masters and cop a promise of a lucrative private corporation directorship down the road.
At the bottom end of the social scale, London’s Scumborough Hamlets Asbo Comprehensive also boasts a mixed set of famous students – including the leader of the Labour Party, Ed Millipede and his Sulk-a-Thon brother David - plus three members of the Yardie hip-hop group Cocoa Spliffs - and former Tory MP, Jacko McScrote, recently sentenced to 12 months imprisonment for fiddling his Parliamentary expenses.
Premier League soccer players Biffo McSnott and Bazzer ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher are also former students, as is actor Candida Mingerot, who plays barmaid Bev Titwank in the BBC soap, Bellenders.
Over on the other side of the nation’s capital is St Sodom’s School for Latter Day Catamites. Nicknamed St Sod’s, the north London Catholic boys' school gained the veneer of Guiness World Records paedophile infamy title in 2009 over St Bede's College, Manchester, when head teacher Fr Cornhole McTadger was sentenced to 15 years hard labour on Dartmoor’s Marmite bogs after being found guilty of rupturing the sphincters of the entire Year 7 leapfrog team.
Regardless of being smeared with this negative notoriety, the school has positively produced Ron Scrunt, the England and Slagheap Dynamos mid-field soccer star – Minjeeter Cameltoe, the chart-topping dyke lead singer from the Dog Wankers girly band - along with 16-year old mother of three Fellattia van der Gamm, a runner up in the 2005 X-Factor contest with her hilarious 'tit-wank' act - plus former Jimmy Choo-Choo fashion model Shabby Ackrobatti, now human rights and wrongs activist-director of Kunt-Watch – along with the first black UKIP MP for Old Scrotum - Mr Wormhole Jaffacake Esq – who gained a NVQ 1 diploma in Welfare Benefit Fraud at age 15.
Speaking to one gutter press hack from the Daily Shitraker outside his north London Golly's End two bedroom terrace, Mr Jaffacake put his worldly success down to ‘pushy parents’ and having ‘lots of reading matter around the house’, explaining “Dat’s cos me Dad was on Jobseeker’s like, so he used ter go down the effin’ library every day an’ rip off mobs of books fer me ter read – an’ tell me if I didn’t do me effin’ homework before I went out nickin' cars an' joyridin’ then he’d kick me fuckin’ teeth in – an’ dat’s wot kids need today ter succeed in life – more effin’ discipline.”
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 11 September 2014
No Bugger Wants the Big Bad Woolf
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
So we know who nominated the reject status Baroness Lizzie Butler-Sloshed to head the CSA (child sexual abuse) inquiry but who the fuck failed the due diligence test and whispered in Terry May's transvestite ear to nominate this menopausal Botox-deficient baggage Lady Lord Mayor Fiona 'Wrinkles' Woolf for the role? Why none other than her old Pimlico neighbourhood pal, the smarmy Lord Leon Brittan of the Shredders.
Yep, thanks to bent Masonic allegiances, Flabby Leon's got a hand on the helm of an official inquiry into his own scandalous sex pest misconduct past - the same smirking scumster who allegedly spent half his fucking time at the Home Office trashing kiddie fiddling reports from concerned MPs and Scotland Yard - and the other half at Carol Kaiser's Elm Guest House knocking shop - in the hot tub listening to Cliff Richards singing 'The Young Ones' and sodomising a couple of 12 year old orphan lads from the local Richmond-based Catamites Care Home.
To wit, as much as we didn't want Butler-Sloshed forced on us due her presiding over the crooked coverup of the Princess Diana and Dodo al Fayed murder inquiry - then we want this lupine troll even less. The bitch is damaged goods - a useful idiot stooge of The City's shadow para-governmental / trans-national special interest ruling regime - the Black Nobility / Rothshite - Sassoon bankster crime syndicate - that does naught for the common good or in the public interest - hence Fiona 'Muppet' Woolf - or Swain - whatever alias she's going under to suit this proposed role - has the shadow of perceived bias cast over her and is thus devoid of all credibility where impartiality is concerned.
This is especially so when we consider the sinister implications of her past history of involvement with the likes of Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and Charlie Falconer - and not to overlook making a pertinent mention of Islington care homes paedo coverup super-troll Margaret Oppenschemer Slodge - the nasty money-grubbing twat rumoured to have ordered the 1999 hit on Jill Dando to prevent her forthcoming televised Westminster elitist paedo expose - and naming Slodge as a child abuse facilitator / apologist.
Ha! WTF does this government think it's at? Flogging the voters yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme. Conflict of interest isn't in it - same as with the Butler-Sloshed scenario that Posh Dave Scameron (whose true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index membership) tried to pawn off on the public - impartiality is out of the window, along with baby and bathwater - and the stench of impropriety and bias is enough to make a billy goat puke.
If Butler-Sloshed, sister of the bent paedo-fudging Sir Michael Havers QC - who acted with improbity as Attorney General, covering up the sexual misconduct of his Masonic secret handshake club fraternity brothers - wasn't insult enough we now have dumped on us this justice system insider, Fiona 'Fix-It' Woolf - the ultimate establishment cover-up queen.
And that, at a glance, disqualifies the slag - without including further mention of her Isle of Man 'Mitre Secretaries Corp' involvement - a dodgy front for tax evasion - or her multi-currency numbered account in the Swiss UBS Bank in the name of Ms Fiona Woolf with a balance of over 5 million francs - and guess who's the Vice-Chairman of the USB? Why none other than Woolf's old pal Leon Brittan QC.
The bitch is dirty - and that bent if she dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist her into the ground like a corkscrew.
But the point of fact is this: it is not just the historic child sex abuse cases we want airing in the light of day but the current ones too - as denials to the contrary besides, this same Westminster / Whitehall / House of Conmans / Lords / Holyrood / Inner Temple Freemason-dominated kiddie fiddling ring is still as prevalent - and predatory - and untouchable - as ever.
Now, with bearing on the above paragraph, Mrs Woolf, alike Baroness Butler-Sloshed before her, is only going to be tasked with an inquiry into the 'purported failings' of regulatory child care / social service departments. (Que? WTF? The entire child care / social services is a failure).
But how about the abusers and complaints of this establishment VIP child sex abuse culture going back generations? The stock response = "Oh that's the police's job". And here is the fucking worry - as the police have not been doing their job. They have been delinquent in all aspects of such - marked by gross incompetence and at best, slack-arsed sloth and apathy aforethought, ignoring complaints - and at worse, criminally covering up these abuse complaints and budding scandals involving their Masonic brothers.
"All right PC Tosspot, you've got your 'shredder proficiency badge' - so look after this Elm Guest House report wot the Home Secretary's just sent us."
"We can't go investigating the celebrity likes of Prince Chazzer's mate, Sir Jimmy Savile, now can we. Cos we won't get any more Xmas box back-handers and free tickets to the BBC's Top of the Paedos Show. Or investigating old porky Cyril Smith MP - as he might come down here and sit on us. Plus he's a big (sic) pal of Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe - who has his own hit man to knock off political trouble-makers - and their dogs - and let's not forget that Fat Cyril's been knighted by Queen Betty too."
Hence doubtless this piece of fictitious speculation included forgetting about Lord AndyPandy and Sir Peter Hayman and Lord Granville Janner and Sir Peter Morrison and that slimy smirking twat Leon Brittan - and all the other flabby public school bumboy / paedo scum who managed to slither into Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet. Just too much hassle to go after the untouchable Houses of Conmans and Lords - and Whitehall's Civil Service Mandarin Central - 'and' the BBC cesspit dwellers.
Aha! one might exclaim - and as the Plod Squad's been criminally negligent in their non-performance of duty then the MI5 security service haven't been doing their job either.
Well, in fact they have - protecting the VIP politico bottom feeders that are charged with governing our once sceptred isle - as they don't give a flying fuck about useless eater kids getting bummed or subjected to serial rape and ritual blood sacrifices to the elitist's God of Greed, Mammon - or is it Satan?
And as to any fucker and their dog from the public demographic who might dare display the audacity to turn whistle-blower and expose these dirty deeds, then, al la Dando, they'll get suicided and found leaning against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or shoved under a hedgerow in Grassy Knoll Park for urban foxes to piss on - or fall victim to their own fantasist fetish sex games and suffocate inside a big black North Face holdall - padlocked on the outside.
So where does the battle start and end with these perverted kiddie fiddling pariahs that infest our society like burrowing vermin? Well, number one on the agenda would be to publicise the scandals nationally - but alas our craven mainstream media - and none more so than the publicly-funded BBC - are not up to the task. Hence the limited reach of the alternative cyberspace / internet media bloggers are left to shoulder pro bono moral responsibility and do the job.
Next we need to hoof out this political correctness' culture aberration that has come to permeate and curse our free speech society - where every fucker and their dog is shit scared to say Boo! to a goose anymore lest someone gets upset and has their fragile sensibilities offended - as per the pathetic excuse from Rotherham officials as to why the pandemic of serial child molesting continued unabated for years.
For if local social care officials - specifically Mr 'In Denial' Shaun Wright and the not fit for purpose Plod Squad - had clamped down on the abuse and arrested this organised ring - this gang of Indian and Pakiland Asian sex offender criminals on charges of grooming and child molesting and serial rape of underage girls then they claim such would have been labelled as 'racist' - for targeting Asian sex offenders. Que? WTF? Call a spade a fucking 'spade' for Christ's sake.
Then we have the Simon Danczuk dilemma, wherein the whistle-blowing Labour MP for Noncedale (Cyril Smith's old sphincter-stretching constituency) was approached in a most sinister cloak and dagger manner by a Tory MP inside the House of Conmans and warned - threatened in fact - not to name and shame ex-Slaggie Twatcher Home Secretary Leon Brittan as an Elm Guest House - and Cedra Court and Dolphin Square rent boy sodomite brothel habitué - (all being blackmailed by the Kray Twins 'and' Scotland Yard's CID Commander Ernie Millen - 'and' MI5 - and probably the KGB to boot, if the truth be known) - for 'someone' would end up dead.
Hence to apply corrective remedial action, the first job for Mr Danczuk is to publicly name this Tory MP so the Met's plods can have a quiet word - preferably in front of a Grand Jury - and find out what his persona; knowledge and involvement are with the historic child sex abuse scandals and who set him to warning Danczuk off. Get the proverbial cat outa the bag and amongst the fucking pigeons - then some twat will start blabbing to salvage their own worthless hide.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, one is left to ponder how many of these scabrous royals, celebs and elitist VIP politicos are suffering a strew of well-deserved sleepless nights, fretting over when Det Supt Dave Gray from Operation Yewtree - or one of his equally-tasked paedo-hunting contemporaries - is going to come knocking on their door in the dawn's early light, asking some very embarrassing questions viz past sexual indiscretions with kiddies on loan from the local orphanage.
Oh yes, you can bet on it - just like the bent Brittan and others right now -doubtless lots of old school pal favours and Masonic secret handshake club 'you owe me one' debts will be getting called in.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Thought for the day. The terminally-inbred blue blood mutants who rule over our wind farm and fracking-blighted once-pleasant land are fallen so low in public esteem that trust can only be placed in a panel composed, in the manner of a Grand Jury, entirely of unbiased members of the common herd, free to subpoena witnesses and command evidence as they, and not our so-called ‘social betters’ - the great and the good of this society - see fit.
Where this vile Satanist-run kiddie fiddling culture is concerned, justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done - and that criterion can only be met by excluding pre-contaminated members of the graft and corruption-ridden establishment that comprises the civil service and elected governments - local authority and Westminster - of Broken Britain.
With a blood n guts revolution on the horizon, isn't it about time these elitist ruling scumsters, who pay no more than lip service to democracy and the common good, woke up and respected the trust that voters have 'misguidedly' placed on them via the election to public office - to work for the common good and not the benefit of an elitist cabal of perverted sodomites whose collective pastimes are centred around zoophilia, necrophilia and paedophilia.
To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
So we know who nominated the reject status Baroness Lizzie Butler-Sloshed to head the CSA (child sexual abuse) inquiry but who the fuck failed the due diligence test and whispered in Terry May's transvestite ear to nominate this menopausal Botox-deficient baggage Lady Lord Mayor Fiona 'Wrinkles' Woolf for the role? Why none other than her old Pimlico neighbourhood pal, the smarmy Lord Leon Brittan of the Shredders.
Yep, thanks to bent Masonic allegiances, Flabby Leon's got a hand on the helm of an official inquiry into his own scandalous sex pest misconduct past - the same smirking scumster who allegedly spent half his fucking time at the Home Office trashing kiddie fiddling reports from concerned MPs and Scotland Yard - and the other half at Carol Kaiser's Elm Guest House knocking shop - in the hot tub listening to Cliff Richards singing 'The Young Ones' and sodomising a couple of 12 year old orphan lads from the local Richmond-based Catamites Care Home.
To wit, as much as we didn't want Butler-Sloshed forced on us due her presiding over the crooked coverup of the Princess Diana and Dodo al Fayed murder inquiry - then we want this lupine troll even less. The bitch is damaged goods - a useful idiot stooge of The City's shadow para-governmental / trans-national special interest ruling regime - the Black Nobility / Rothshite - Sassoon bankster crime syndicate - that does naught for the common good or in the public interest - hence Fiona 'Muppet' Woolf - or Swain - whatever alias she's going under to suit this proposed role - has the shadow of perceived bias cast over her and is thus devoid of all credibility where impartiality is concerned.
This is especially so when we consider the sinister implications of her past history of involvement with the likes of Lord Peter Scandalson of the Felchers, Tony 'Miranda' Bliar and Charlie Falconer - and not to overlook making a pertinent mention of Islington care homes paedo coverup super-troll Margaret Oppenschemer Slodge - the nasty money-grubbing twat rumoured to have ordered the 1999 hit on Jill Dando to prevent her forthcoming televised Westminster elitist paedo expose - and naming Slodge as a child abuse facilitator / apologist.
Ha! WTF does this government think it's at? Flogging the voters yet another vendre un canard à moitié (to half-sell a duck) scheme. Conflict of interest isn't in it - same as with the Butler-Sloshed scenario that Posh Dave Scameron (whose true constituency is the Fortune 500 company index membership) tried to pawn off on the public - impartiality is out of the window, along with baby and bathwater - and the stench of impropriety and bias is enough to make a billy goat puke.
If Butler-Sloshed, sister of the bent paedo-fudging Sir Michael Havers QC - who acted with improbity as Attorney General, covering up the sexual misconduct of his Masonic secret handshake club fraternity brothers - wasn't insult enough we now have dumped on us this justice system insider, Fiona 'Fix-It' Woolf - the ultimate establishment cover-up queen.
And that, at a glance, disqualifies the slag - without including further mention of her Isle of Man 'Mitre Secretaries Corp' involvement - a dodgy front for tax evasion - or her multi-currency numbered account in the Swiss UBS Bank in the name of Ms Fiona Woolf with a balance of over 5 million francs - and guess who's the Vice-Chairman of the USB? Why none other than Woolf's old pal Leon Brittan QC.
The bitch is dirty - and that bent if she dropped down dead there would be no need to dig a grave but simply twist her into the ground like a corkscrew.
But the point of fact is this: it is not just the historic child sex abuse cases we want airing in the light of day but the current ones too - as denials to the contrary besides, this same Westminster / Whitehall / House of Conmans / Lords / Holyrood / Inner Temple Freemason-dominated kiddie fiddling ring is still as prevalent - and predatory - and untouchable - as ever.
Now, with bearing on the above paragraph, Mrs Woolf, alike Baroness Butler-Sloshed before her, is only going to be tasked with an inquiry into the 'purported failings' of regulatory child care / social service departments. (Que? WTF? The entire child care / social services is a failure).
But how about the abusers and complaints of this establishment VIP child sex abuse culture going back generations? The stock response = "Oh that's the police's job". And here is the fucking worry - as the police have not been doing their job. They have been delinquent in all aspects of such - marked by gross incompetence and at best, slack-arsed sloth and apathy aforethought, ignoring complaints - and at worse, criminally covering up these abuse complaints and budding scandals involving their Masonic brothers.
"All right PC Tosspot, you've got your 'shredder proficiency badge' - so look after this Elm Guest House report wot the Home Secretary's just sent us."
"We can't go investigating the celebrity likes of Prince Chazzer's mate, Sir Jimmy Savile, now can we. Cos we won't get any more Xmas box back-handers and free tickets to the BBC's Top of the Paedos Show. Or investigating old porky Cyril Smith MP - as he might come down here and sit on us. Plus he's a big (sic) pal of Liberal Party leader Jeremy Thorpe - who has his own hit man to knock off political trouble-makers - and their dogs - and let's not forget that Fat Cyril's been knighted by Queen Betty too."
Hence doubtless this piece of fictitious speculation included forgetting about Lord AndyPandy and Sir Peter Hayman and Lord Granville Janner and Sir Peter Morrison and that slimy smirking twat Leon Brittan - and all the other flabby public school bumboy / paedo scum who managed to slither into Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet. Just too much hassle to go after the untouchable Houses of Conmans and Lords - and Whitehall's Civil Service Mandarin Central - 'and' the BBC cesspit dwellers.
Aha! one might exclaim - and as the Plod Squad's been criminally negligent in their non-performance of duty then the MI5 security service haven't been doing their job either.
Well, in fact they have - protecting the VIP politico bottom feeders that are charged with governing our once sceptred isle - as they don't give a flying fuck about useless eater kids getting bummed or subjected to serial rape and ritual blood sacrifices to the elitist's God of Greed, Mammon - or is it Satan?
And as to any fucker and their dog from the public demographic who might dare display the audacity to turn whistle-blower and expose these dirty deeds, then, al la Dando, they'll get suicided and found leaning against a tree in the David Kelly Memorial Woods - or shoved under a hedgerow in Grassy Knoll Park for urban foxes to piss on - or fall victim to their own fantasist fetish sex games and suffocate inside a big black North Face holdall - padlocked on the outside.
So where does the battle start and end with these perverted kiddie fiddling pariahs that infest our society like burrowing vermin? Well, number one on the agenda would be to publicise the scandals nationally - but alas our craven mainstream media - and none more so than the publicly-funded BBC - are not up to the task. Hence the limited reach of the alternative cyberspace / internet media bloggers are left to shoulder pro bono moral responsibility and do the job.
Next we need to hoof out this political correctness' culture aberration that has come to permeate and curse our free speech society - where every fucker and their dog is shit scared to say Boo! to a goose anymore lest someone gets upset and has their fragile sensibilities offended - as per the pathetic excuse from Rotherham officials as to why the pandemic of serial child molesting continued unabated for years.
For if local social care officials - specifically Mr 'In Denial' Shaun Wright and the not fit for purpose Plod Squad - had clamped down on the abuse and arrested this organised ring - this gang of Indian and Pakiland Asian sex offender criminals on charges of grooming and child molesting and serial rape of underage girls then they claim such would have been labelled as 'racist' - for targeting Asian sex offenders. Que? WTF? Call a spade a fucking 'spade' for Christ's sake.
Then we have the Simon Danczuk dilemma, wherein the whistle-blowing Labour MP for Noncedale (Cyril Smith's old sphincter-stretching constituency) was approached in a most sinister cloak and dagger manner by a Tory MP inside the House of Conmans and warned - threatened in fact - not to name and shame ex-Slaggie Twatcher Home Secretary Leon Brittan as an Elm Guest House - and Cedra Court and Dolphin Square rent boy sodomite brothel habitué - (all being blackmailed by the Kray Twins 'and' Scotland Yard's CID Commander Ernie Millen - 'and' MI5 - and probably the KGB to boot, if the truth be known) - for 'someone' would end up dead.
Hence to apply corrective remedial action, the first job for Mr Danczuk is to publicly name this Tory MP so the Met's plods can have a quiet word - preferably in front of a Grand Jury - and find out what his persona; knowledge and involvement are with the historic child sex abuse scandals and who set him to warning Danczuk off. Get the proverbial cat outa the bag and amongst the fucking pigeons - then some twat will start blabbing to salvage their own worthless hide.
Given the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, one is left to ponder how many of these scabrous royals, celebs and elitist VIP politicos are suffering a strew of well-deserved sleepless nights, fretting over when Det Supt Dave Gray from Operation Yewtree - or one of his equally-tasked paedo-hunting contemporaries - is going to come knocking on their door in the dawn's early light, asking some very embarrassing questions viz past sexual indiscretions with kiddies on loan from the local orphanage.
Oh yes, you can bet on it - just like the bent Brittan and others right now -doubtless lots of old school pal favours and Masonic secret handshake club 'you owe me one' debts will be getting called in.
Luke 8:17 - ‘For there is nothing secret that shall not be made known’
Thought for the day. The terminally-inbred blue blood mutants who rule over our wind farm and fracking-blighted once-pleasant land are fallen so low in public esteem that trust can only be placed in a panel composed, in the manner of a Grand Jury, entirely of unbiased members of the common herd, free to subpoena witnesses and command evidence as they, and not our so-called ‘social betters’ - the great and the good of this society - see fit.
Where this vile Satanist-run kiddie fiddling culture is concerned, justice must not only be done, it must be seen to be done - and that criterion can only be met by excluding pre-contaminated members of the graft and corruption-ridden establishment that comprises the civil service and elected governments - local authority and Westminster - of Broken Britain.
With a blood n guts revolution on the horizon, isn't it about time these elitist ruling scumsters, who pay no more than lip service to democracy and the common good, woke up and respected the trust that voters have 'misguidedly' placed on them via the election to public office - to work for the common good and not the benefit of an elitist cabal of perverted sodomites whose collective pastimes are centred around zoophilia, necrophilia and paedophilia.
To close, fuck the Freemasons and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Tuesday, 9 September 2014
Nonceland Independence: Paedophilia Legalised
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Panic mode sets in at Number 10 Downing Street as the north of the border Independence referendum draws closer than the looming threats from the Ebola pandemic and ISIS terrorists and the Yes vote contingent seizes a narrow neck-to-neck lead following a TNS-fielded street poll of four Bolshie rough sleeper Shite Lightning drunks taken behind the Aldi supermarket on Edinburgh's Gorgie Park Road.
In a desperate bid to keep corruption-ridden Third World Caledonia in the 'Union' Posh Dave Scameron's mess of a Con-Dem coalition are now offering all manner of last minute comfort zone goodie inducements - best described as 'devolution on steroids' - which include scrapping the reviled Barnett Formula plus a new Scotland Act to be published in January - to tempt the kilted porridge wogs to embrace the Better Together argument - up to and including a 'command paper' giving official endorsement of Scotland's current policy of ignoring child sex abuse complaints - 'if' such involves the usual suspect VIP / high society figures from the political and judicial Magic Circle - as instanced by the graft-beset Crown Office (on Holyrood executive orders) repeatedly tossing such scandalous cases out as 'not in the public interest to prosecute'.
Pre-empting an executive order law change that's an Independence-ordained given, under the rule of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's bent SNP political regime, the age of consent is to be lowered from the current sixteen to five years old and kiddie fiddling legalised. Actually this a short step from the in-place arrangement by which the / Masonic Speculative Society-dominated justice system and equally corruption-ridden Plod Squad Scotland are delinquent to the point of criminality by ignoring sexual abuse complaints that involve elitist society VIPs and politico sodomite perverts who get off on bonking animals, corpses and / or helpless children, in preference to screwing a lusty mature woman on heat.
(See Paedo-File's SLAB's Douglas Haggarty / Crown Office PF Stuart MacFarlane - and not to forget the now-notorious historic Hollie Greig serial rape scandal involving an untouchable Aberdeen-based elitist Tartan Tadgers paedophile ring whose despicable carnal taste runs to the debauching and Satanic ritual blood sacrifices of disabled and special needs children).
UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "Well, why raise a hue and cry over Flabby Alex and MacAskill refusing to investigate these historic child sex abuse complaints and incriminate their secret handshake club fraternity pals, as we've got the Met Plod Squad - and Fiona Woolf charged to chair this pointless CSA inquiry - all working flat out together to cover up the scandalous fact that Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet was chocker full of cross dressing sodomites and kiddie fiddlers."
"But let's be fair here, it wasn't just us Tory's, as Labour and the Liberals had their fair share of bumboys, nonces and felcher sexual freaks too - all guilty of violating helpless children's pristine innocence to feed their unnatural and perverted carnal addictions."
"I mean to say, Salmond and his haggis bashing SNP have already passed their 'paedo's delight' Children and Young People Bill and the 'Child Guardian' scam is up and running - plus half these so-called 'kiddie custodians' have their names in the Sex Offender Register."
It is understood that an agreement to appease the 'political passenger pigeon' Salmond and the SNP Independence breakaway rebels has been brokered between Scameron, Clegg and Millipede - that all three of Westminster's main political parties will support a timetable set out at the Violate BD/SM Club in Glasgow on Monday evening by former prime minister and alleged nonce - the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown - the ex-New Labour leader whose payday loans policy caused Broken Britain's quagmire of unsustainable borrowing and a burden of debt to the Rothshite & Mammon bankster syndicate that won't be paid off until Hell freezes over.
Now here's one to reflect on: is it not a conundrum that the Better Together campaign are formally refusing to publicise the Salmond / SNP coverup of historic child sex abuse scandals to gain a political advantage. Makes one ponder on how far and deep the nonce ponce culture runs with this sick element of Scottish society.
Thought for the day. The Acts of Union 1707 was passed as Scotland had become bankrupt by the greedy grasping policies of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry landowners and bent politicians such as the Earl of Glasgow, John Boyle, chief of the Clan Boyle and his ruling elitist cronies.
So if Independence goes ahead, will Scotland revert to the previous Union state of Third World penury under Salmond and the self-interest SNP regime or thrive as an insular state fielding a world-class Jockmark trading currency?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Panic mode sets in at Number 10 Downing Street as the north of the border Independence referendum draws closer than the looming threats from the Ebola pandemic and ISIS terrorists and the Yes vote contingent seizes a narrow neck-to-neck lead following a TNS-fielded street poll of four Bolshie rough sleeper Shite Lightning drunks taken behind the Aldi supermarket on Edinburgh's Gorgie Park Road.
In a desperate bid to keep corruption-ridden Third World Caledonia in the 'Union' Posh Dave Scameron's mess of a Con-Dem coalition are now offering all manner of last minute comfort zone goodie inducements - best described as 'devolution on steroids' - which include scrapping the reviled Barnett Formula plus a new Scotland Act to be published in January - to tempt the kilted porridge wogs to embrace the Better Together argument - up to and including a 'command paper' giving official endorsement of Scotland's current policy of ignoring child sex abuse complaints - 'if' such involves the usual suspect VIP / high society figures from the political and judicial Magic Circle - as instanced by the graft-beset Crown Office (on Holyrood executive orders) repeatedly tossing such scandalous cases out as 'not in the public interest to prosecute'.
Pre-empting an executive order law change that's an Independence-ordained given, under the rule of Alex 'Porky Pict' Salmond's bent SNP political regime, the age of consent is to be lowered from the current sixteen to five years old and kiddie fiddling legalised. Actually this a short step from the in-place arrangement by which the / Masonic Speculative Society-dominated justice system and equally corruption-ridden Plod Squad Scotland are delinquent to the point of criminality by ignoring sexual abuse complaints that involve elitist society VIPs and politico sodomite perverts who get off on bonking animals, corpses and / or helpless children, in preference to screwing a lusty mature woman on heat.
(See Paedo-File's SLAB's Douglas Haggarty / Crown Office PF Stuart MacFarlane - and not to forget the now-notorious historic Hollie Greig serial rape scandal involving an untouchable Aberdeen-based elitist Tartan Tadgers paedophile ring whose despicable carnal taste runs to the debauching and Satanic ritual blood sacrifices of disabled and special needs children).
UK Prime Minister Posh Dave Scameron confided to one gutter press hack from the Catamites Gazette that "Well, why raise a hue and cry over Flabby Alex and MacAskill refusing to investigate these historic child sex abuse complaints and incriminate their secret handshake club fraternity pals, as we've got the Met Plod Squad - and Fiona Woolf charged to chair this pointless CSA inquiry - all working flat out together to cover up the scandalous fact that Slaggie Twatcher's cabinet was chocker full of cross dressing sodomites and kiddie fiddlers."
"But let's be fair here, it wasn't just us Tory's, as Labour and the Liberals had their fair share of bumboys, nonces and felcher sexual freaks too - all guilty of violating helpless children's pristine innocence to feed their unnatural and perverted carnal addictions."
"I mean to say, Salmond and his haggis bashing SNP have already passed their 'paedo's delight' Children and Young People Bill and the 'Child Guardian' scam is up and running - plus half these so-called 'kiddie custodians' have their names in the Sex Offender Register."
It is understood that an agreement to appease the 'political passenger pigeon' Salmond and the SNP Independence breakaway rebels has been brokered between Scameron, Clegg and Millipede - that all three of Westminster's main political parties will support a timetable set out at the Violate BD/SM Club in Glasgow on Monday evening by former prime minister and alleged nonce - the useless Gordon 'Cyclops' Brown - the ex-New Labour leader whose payday loans policy caused Broken Britain's quagmire of unsustainable borrowing and a burden of debt to the Rothshite & Mammon bankster syndicate that won't be paid off until Hell freezes over.
Now here's one to reflect on: is it not a conundrum that the Better Together campaign are formally refusing to publicise the Salmond / SNP coverup of historic child sex abuse scandals to gain a political advantage. Makes one ponder on how far and deep the nonce ponce culture runs with this sick element of Scottish society.
Thought for the day. The Acts of Union 1707 was passed as Scotland had become bankrupt by the greedy grasping policies of the Scottish Rite Freemasonry landowners and bent politicians such as the Earl of Glasgow, John Boyle, chief of the Clan Boyle and his ruling elitist cronies.
So if Independence goes ahead, will Scotland revert to the previous Union state of Third World penury under Salmond and the self-interest SNP regime or thrive as an insular state fielding a world-class Jockmark trading currency?
Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 6 September 2014
ISIS 'Head-Chopper' Virus Hits UK
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
It might well sound like a moronic pulp fiction plot from some Zombie Wars B-movie and an even bigger scam than the current CDC-conjured false flag Ebola pandemic pantomime that media stooges claim is set to infect the known Universe - but this baby now threatens to outdo not only the pathetic Aysha King media distraction but also the Malaysia Airlines MH-17 'whodunit' plane crash - to take all the Oscars in the 2015 Academy Awards 'Propaganda Prize' category - albeit more likely the Golden Razzers for a piss poor script and pathetic politico actors.
To elaborate, Professor Dinsdale Figg-Newton - chief anorak at the UK's Porton Down bio-weapons research centre - yesterday fell victim to a Pauline epiphany of New Testament proportions when his moral conscience kicked in following the suicide death of the family's pet goldfish, Adolph, and he finally spit the dummy concerning the spate of government human rights abuse cover-ups, false flag terrorist attacks and media scaremongering offensives that have occurred post 9/11 and been the hysteria / panic attack cause of thousands of involuntary bowel movements world-wide.
Taking a lead from the late, great Dr David Kelly's fatalist whistle-blowing style, the Prof' confirmed to one gutter press hack from the Chicken Little Gazette that the recent incidence of bodies being discovered without a head attached is not - as the Plod Squad and Fourth Estate lackeys are claiming - the result of some mad axeman running amok around the nation's capital but rather a weaponised mutant strain of the drug-resistant (and unpronounceable) 'meticillin-resistant staphylococcus aureusis' (MRSA) flesh-eating necrosis pathogen genetically engineered by ISIS terrorists and loosed on the streets of Britain.
The latest headless corpse incident occurred yesterday when the 'sans noggin' body of 82-year-old Mrs Candida Mingerot was discovered by food hygiene inspectors leaning against a wheelie bin in the alleyway behind her Candida's Chew n Spew Cafe on Salmonella Street in Edmonton, north London.
In an attempt to diffuse any media feeding frenzy and mass panic by the common herd, Plod Squad Commander Simon Lecher announced they had identified Granny Mingerot by her gang sign tattoos and body piercings and arrested one of her Pakiland Muslim neighbours - a certain Mr Mohammad al Patsy, owner of the local 'corner shop', who had previously lodged complaints of 'psychological harassment' with the council over the stench of fried bacon from the cafe's kitchen extractor fans - on suspicion of murder, regardless of leaked forensic evidence concluding that the cause of death was due an airborne super-bug MRSA attack and not a convenience store owner turned machete-wielding Jihadist.
Professor Figg-Newton opined to media hacks that the Scameron government should now raise the Islamic terrorist threat from its current 'severe' level to a 'shit-your-pants' category and warn the public to stay indoors - preferably in bed - or better still - under it - until after Christmas.
"This weapon of mass distraction is a genetically-modified strain of 'Necrotizing fasciitis' spliced with recombinant DNA from a voracious breed of piranha found in the upper headwaters of the Amazon, that was developed by madcap boffins at the Monsanto Frankenfoods Corporation to combat the spread of corn cob weevils."
"Really, I shit you not, this mutant 'Fatwa' virus engineered by the Tunisian biology students who signed up for ISIS holy war is a 'sectarian / race specific' genus that shies away from the Arab Semitic races - along with pikeys, gyppos and gollies - yet makes a bee-line attack on Anglo-Saxon Christian infidels neck tissue and eats through both flesh and bone faster than a Pit Bull terrier can chew a toddler in half."
Responding to this bio-hazard crisis, MI5 security service agents claim to have discovered an abandoned ISIS bio-weapons lab hideout in leafy rustic Kent's stockbroker belt village of Cowshit Corner, and from traces of residues recovered at the site have determined the initial MRSA strain genetic material used to engineer the virus was extracted from corpses stacked in the mortuary of Staffordshire's notorious Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence.
Speaking to media reporters outside Number 10, spokeswoman Scabby Bertin announced that PM Scameron would be hosting a top secret COBRA security meeting with his entire simian oick paedo school chum cabinet in attendance, to deal with the MRSA Fatwa virus menace and have MI6 intelligence chiefs devise a strategy to locate and target the Mossad agent provocateur / scumbag mole cum ISIS leader Abu Bigears Shawaddy-Waddy al Baghdadi with a MQ-9 Reaper drone strike.
Picking up on the leaked bio-weapon news, Ron McScrote, spokesman for the UK's anti-government abuse monitor Twat-Watch, repudiated the official government line and had this to say to a press hack from the Warmongers Review.
"We've arrived at a point in our collective history where the common herd need to uncouple from the mass media distractions of the terrible telly and red top tabloid junk - and assume a fearless individual persona - then shout from the rooftops - as one voice or in unison - 'I conscientiously object!' - even if such action results in being deprived of one's liberty."
"Has anyone considered that this latest stage-managed choreography of decapitating Western infidel journalists might be a piece of preliminary payback for all the illegal extraordinary rendition / torture war crimes / human rights and wrongs abuses expedited by Scameron's ridiculous self-sanctifying Zionist-steered Coalition of the Willing - and the arbitrary drone / missile attacks on non-combatant Muslim targets?"
"Now the PTB are fielding this current double-dealing legerdemain gambit - a Mexican standoff with Russia over Ukraine 'and' the ISIS pantomime staged to justify an attack on Syria via a contrived back door opportunity through Iraq - but the US and UK are playing a black queen gambit that bodes ill for all concerned that will play right into Russia and China's (and too Iran's) hands. Have the likes of the ZioNazi game theory scumsters such as Zbigniew Brzezinski overlooked - in their supreme arrogance - that this move might just be part of the shifty Shanghai Cooperation Organization's 'Great Game' strategy?"
"Mr 'Man Tits' Scameron and 'Forked Tongue' Clegg, regardless of the faux gravitas they effect - perhaps for their own delusional benefit as much as a facade to fool the voting public - are simply not up to the non-elected task of managing the affairs of our nation with the degree of professional efficiency required and instead play a game of 'who me? denial and blame-passing politics to disguise their joint incompetence - then resort to these rhetorical 'Them & Us' pirouettes on what justifies human rights abuses and war crimes and provides an excuse to finally invade Syria - and Iraq - again."
"Then we have this stooge of a Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond having the hypocritical cheek to opine to the media that armed intervention by Russian President Vlad Putrid was no solution to the Ukraine crisis - unlike Syria and Iraq where armed intervention are okay for the UK and US - as it's us doing it. Talk about abuse of public office, betrayal of public trust, and repeated acts of serial scumbaggery - how about applying the same logic to the UK's arms sales to the psycho outlaw state of Israel?"
"Just like Bliar before him, Cabbage Patch Dave's romance with deceit and delusion is about to come to an abrupt end next May. The clot's a polar opposite of what works for the public interest when it comes to the demands of his corporate bankster masters - the pro-Zionist Rothshite crime cartel - and this mess of pottage that represents all that's currently wrong with our once-sceptred isle is the result of force feeding a white Anglo-Saxon Christian society this flawed multi-culturalism premise - and next we'll be told to start gulping down massive doses of Vit C and cod liver oil to offset the chances of contracting Ebola and the all-new MRSA super virus."
"Ha, this is fast becoming the Year of the Bullshit Olympics - and all to take the focus off the human rights abuses and war crimes - the false flag terrorist operations and conjured, synthetic terrorist threat - from our own government, no less - and after 9/11 and 7/7 - and a few more to boot - then anything goes with what these homicidal psychopaths will commit in the false name of democracy."
"These people aren't so much attempting to avoid a media feeding frenzy but the entire opposite - initiate a media starvation campaign in the false hope public interest will be distracted and wane - or the real crises drift from the public memory if overloaded with another source of base celebrity media trivia."
"At the end of the day we're all suffering from some degree or other of the dreaded Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome golly plague if we're gullible enough to swallow this crooked government's credibility deficient black propaganda bullshit."
Thought for the day. Posh Dave Scameron was mulling the issue of an order to have the UK's vaunted 22 SAS warriors rescue a batch of ISIS hostages - but no fucker or their proverbial dog seems to have a clue where the hell the main base HQ is located: in Israel, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey - or Washington DC.
For fuck's sake that one's easy. Just follow the logistics trail - have the GCHQ I-Spy gang track the online bulk orders for Argos kitchen knives - the preferred journalist-decapitation variety - and the hostage's Guantanamo Bay style orange jump suits - plus where Millett's dispatched the crates of black ski masks - and the Army & Navy Surplus Store's delivery point for woolly balaclavas.
Really, balaclavas - WTF? They're okay to wear, biking to work over the Pennines on a frosty winter's morning - but for getting on camera for a beheading video in the middle of the Iraqi desert lands - gimee a break. Don't they do a breathable Air-Tex version - especially for Jolly Jihad terrorist types yet?
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Allergy warning: This article was composed in a known propaganda-infested area and whilst purposely blending slanderous comments and unbridled conjecture with wild rumour and hard facts, may also contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
It might well sound like a moronic pulp fiction plot from some Zombie Wars B-movie and an even bigger scam than the current CDC-conjured false flag Ebola pandemic pantomime that media stooges claim is set to infect the known Universe - but this baby now threatens to outdo not only the pathetic Aysha King media distraction but also the Malaysia Airlines MH-17 'whodunit' plane crash - to take all the Oscars in the 2015 Academy Awards 'Propaganda Prize' category - albeit more likely the Golden Razzers for a piss poor script and pathetic politico actors.
To elaborate, Professor Dinsdale Figg-Newton - chief anorak at the UK's Porton Down bio-weapons research centre - yesterday fell victim to a Pauline epiphany of New Testament proportions when his moral conscience kicked in following the suicide death of the family's pet goldfish, Adolph, and he finally spit the dummy concerning the spate of government human rights abuse cover-ups, false flag terrorist attacks and media scaremongering offensives that have occurred post 9/11 and been the hysteria / panic attack cause of thousands of involuntary bowel movements world-wide.
Taking a lead from the late, great Dr David Kelly's fatalist whistle-blowing style, the Prof' confirmed to one gutter press hack from the Chicken Little Gazette that the recent incidence of bodies being discovered without a head attached is not - as the Plod Squad and Fourth Estate lackeys are claiming - the result of some mad axeman running amok around the nation's capital but rather a weaponised mutant strain of the drug-resistant (and unpronounceable) 'meticillin-resistant staphylococcus aureusis' (MRSA) flesh-eating necrosis pathogen genetically engineered by ISIS terrorists and loosed on the streets of Britain.
The latest headless corpse incident occurred yesterday when the 'sans noggin' body of 82-year-old Mrs Candida Mingerot was discovered by food hygiene inspectors leaning against a wheelie bin in the alleyway behind her Candida's Chew n Spew Cafe on Salmonella Street in Edmonton, north London.
In an attempt to diffuse any media feeding frenzy and mass panic by the common herd, Plod Squad Commander Simon Lecher announced they had identified Granny Mingerot by her gang sign tattoos and body piercings and arrested one of her Pakiland Muslim neighbours - a certain Mr Mohammad al Patsy, owner of the local 'corner shop', who had previously lodged complaints of 'psychological harassment' with the council over the stench of fried bacon from the cafe's kitchen extractor fans - on suspicion of murder, regardless of leaked forensic evidence concluding that the cause of death was due an airborne super-bug MRSA attack and not a convenience store owner turned machete-wielding Jihadist.
Professor Figg-Newton opined to media hacks that the Scameron government should now raise the Islamic terrorist threat from its current 'severe' level to a 'shit-your-pants' category and warn the public to stay indoors - preferably in bed - or better still - under it - until after Christmas.
"This weapon of mass distraction is a genetically-modified strain of 'Necrotizing fasciitis' spliced with recombinant DNA from a voracious breed of piranha found in the upper headwaters of the Amazon, that was developed by madcap boffins at the Monsanto Frankenfoods Corporation to combat the spread of corn cob weevils."
"Really, I shit you not, this mutant 'Fatwa' virus engineered by the Tunisian biology students who signed up for ISIS holy war is a 'sectarian / race specific' genus that shies away from the Arab Semitic races - along with pikeys, gyppos and gollies - yet makes a bee-line attack on Anglo-Saxon Christian infidels neck tissue and eats through both flesh and bone faster than a Pit Bull terrier can chew a toddler in half."
Responding to this bio-hazard crisis, MI5 security service agents claim to have discovered an abandoned ISIS bio-weapons lab hideout in leafy rustic Kent's stockbroker belt village of Cowshit Corner, and from traces of residues recovered at the site have determined the initial MRSA strain genetic material used to engineer the virus was extracted from corpses stacked in the mortuary of Staffordshire's notorious Harold Shipman Centre for Medical Excellence.
Speaking to media reporters outside Number 10, spokeswoman Scabby Bertin announced that PM Scameron would be hosting a top secret COBRA security meeting with his entire simian oick paedo school chum cabinet in attendance, to deal with the MRSA Fatwa virus menace and have MI6 intelligence chiefs devise a strategy to locate and target the Mossad agent provocateur / scumbag mole cum ISIS leader Abu Bigears Shawaddy-Waddy al Baghdadi with a MQ-9 Reaper drone strike.
Picking up on the leaked bio-weapon news, Ron McScrote, spokesman for the UK's anti-government abuse monitor Twat-Watch, repudiated the official government line and had this to say to a press hack from the Warmongers Review.
"We've arrived at a point in our collective history where the common herd need to uncouple from the mass media distractions of the terrible telly and red top tabloid junk - and assume a fearless individual persona - then shout from the rooftops - as one voice or in unison - 'I conscientiously object!' - even if such action results in being deprived of one's liberty."
"Has anyone considered that this latest stage-managed choreography of decapitating Western infidel journalists might be a piece of preliminary payback for all the illegal extraordinary rendition / torture war crimes / human rights and wrongs abuses expedited by Scameron's ridiculous self-sanctifying Zionist-steered Coalition of the Willing - and the arbitrary drone / missile attacks on non-combatant Muslim targets?"
"Now the PTB are fielding this current double-dealing legerdemain gambit - a Mexican standoff with Russia over Ukraine 'and' the ISIS pantomime staged to justify an attack on Syria via a contrived back door opportunity through Iraq - but the US and UK are playing a black queen gambit that bodes ill for all concerned that will play right into Russia and China's (and too Iran's) hands. Have the likes of the ZioNazi game theory scumsters such as Zbigniew Brzezinski overlooked - in their supreme arrogance - that this move might just be part of the shifty Shanghai Cooperation Organization's 'Great Game' strategy?"
"Mr 'Man Tits' Scameron and 'Forked Tongue' Clegg, regardless of the faux gravitas they effect - perhaps for their own delusional benefit as much as a facade to fool the voting public - are simply not up to the non-elected task of managing the affairs of our nation with the degree of professional efficiency required and instead play a game of 'who me? denial and blame-passing politics to disguise their joint incompetence - then resort to these rhetorical 'Them & Us' pirouettes on what justifies human rights abuses and war crimes and provides an excuse to finally invade Syria - and Iraq - again."
"Then we have this stooge of a Foreign Secretary Philip 'Dandruff' Hammond having the hypocritical cheek to opine to the media that armed intervention by Russian President Vlad Putrid was no solution to the Ukraine crisis - unlike Syria and Iraq where armed intervention are okay for the UK and US - as it's us doing it. Talk about abuse of public office, betrayal of public trust, and repeated acts of serial scumbaggery - how about applying the same logic to the UK's arms sales to the psycho outlaw state of Israel?"
"Just like Bliar before him, Cabbage Patch Dave's romance with deceit and delusion is about to come to an abrupt end next May. The clot's a polar opposite of what works for the public interest when it comes to the demands of his corporate bankster masters - the pro-Zionist Rothshite crime cartel - and this mess of pottage that represents all that's currently wrong with our once-sceptred isle is the result of force feeding a white Anglo-Saxon Christian society this flawed multi-culturalism premise - and next we'll be told to start gulping down massive doses of Vit C and cod liver oil to offset the chances of contracting Ebola and the all-new MRSA super virus."
"Ha, this is fast becoming the Year of the Bullshit Olympics - and all to take the focus off the human rights abuses and war crimes - the false flag terrorist operations and conjured, synthetic terrorist threat - from our own government, no less - and after 9/11 and 7/7 - and a few more to boot - then anything goes with what these homicidal psychopaths will commit in the false name of democracy."
"These people aren't so much attempting to avoid a media feeding frenzy but the entire opposite - initiate a media starvation campaign in the false hope public interest will be distracted and wane - or the real crises drift from the public memory if overloaded with another source of base celebrity media trivia."
"At the end of the day we're all suffering from some degree or other of the dreaded Bell Curve Deficiency Syndrome golly plague if we're gullible enough to swallow this crooked government's credibility deficient black propaganda bullshit."
Thought for the day. Posh Dave Scameron was mulling the issue of an order to have the UK's vaunted 22 SAS warriors rescue a batch of ISIS hostages - but no fucker or their proverbial dog seems to have a clue where the hell the main base HQ is located: in Israel, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey - or Washington DC.
For fuck's sake that one's easy. Just follow the logistics trail - have the GCHQ I-Spy gang track the online bulk orders for Argos kitchen knives - the preferred journalist-decapitation variety - and the hostage's Guantanamo Bay style orange jump suits - plus where Millett's dispatched the crates of black ski masks - and the Army & Navy Surplus Store's delivery point for woolly balaclavas.
Really, balaclavas - WTF? They're okay to wear, biking to work over the Pennines on a frosty winter's morning - but for getting on camera for a beheading video in the middle of the Iraqi desert lands - gimee a break. Don't they do a breathable Air-Tex version - especially for Jolly Jihad terrorist types yet?
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