Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what British privacy campaigners are describing as the biggest personal information grab since the last big personal information grab – this time around targeting the UK common herd demographics’ National Ill-Health Service records, the Con-Dem coalition government, in compliance with the latest of the EUSSR’s ‘Read This, Tremble & Obey’ demands, are set to launch a Nosy Twats data mining operation of such encompassing geometric proportions that Rio Tinto and BHP Billiton have been contracted to assist with the project.
Forming the foundation of this latest move to advance the Big Brother panopticon surveillance / totalitarian society agenda at an exponential rate will be an NHS programme named ‘Every Fucker Counts’ with family GPs being coerced to make available confidential records revealing their patients’ drinking habits, waist sizes and illnesses – along with a full schlemiel of embarrassing complaints – such as saggy man tits, ingrown foreskins, chronic constipation, septic genital piercings, haemorrhoid banding and galloping minge rot.
The data will include weight, cholesterol levels, body mass index, pulse rate, family health history, alcohol consumption, smoking status and drug addictions – along with a diagnosis of everything from cancer to heart disease to mental illness to self-harming tendencies – plus dates of birth, postcodes and NHS numbers – with the files stored in Brussels on the EUSSR’s Triple Six Great Beast computerised data banks – ready to be hacked into – or sold off to a plethora of third parties – as per our national Plod Squad criminal records – including fingerprints and DNA – have already been for several years past.
However, Chlamydia Ffitch-Gargoyle, spokeswoman for the Ministry of What Can We Fuck With Next, informed the media that all data will be secured and anonymous - then deleted after analysis – a disingenuous statement which elicited a most scathing and negative response from Bev McSkanger, director of the ‘Mind Yer Beak’ privacy advocates charity.
“Under these proposals where the twats are demandin’ ‘patient identifiable components’ – then an individual’s medical confidentiality is henceforth dead in the effin’ water an’ there’s fuck all we can do about it – apart from stop goin’ ter effin’ doctors or hospitals.”
“It’s like this shithouse Liverpool Care Pathway scheme wot’s snuffin’ our oldies faster than the Nazi gas ovens – an’ the public’s bin told sweet fuck all about wot’s goin’ on – an’ no twat’s given their permission fer this ter be happenin’ - while our quacks are bein’ strong-armed inter handin’ over confidential patient records – or else.”
Harry ‘Pitbull’ Gnasher, secretary of the privacy group Kunt Watch, spoke with a reporter from the I-Spy Review, opining that “GPs will be ordered to send monthly updates on their patients to a central database run by the NHS’s Health and Social Care Information Centre – which automatically gets passed on to the EUSSR’s Big Brother data mining centre in Brussels where the 666 Beast computer centre sorts the wheat from the chaff and issues footnotes to every single medical report - which go back to family doctors with ‘recommendations’ that might doom some hapless oldie to a dose of the Liverpool Care Pathway euthanasia treatment the next time they’re admitted to hospital.”
“As for the rest of us – the human herd – they’re screening our DNA to see who might be useful down the road and who’s got dodgy genes and is ear-marked for the chop when the big human cull comes - and the unlucky survivors get forcibly micro-chipped just like your pet dog or cat.”
Thought for the day. Prior to the 2010 general election the Tory Party, led by our Prime Minister ‘without a mandate’ Posh Dave Scameron - while in their buoyant canvassing campaign trail ‘promises’ mode, condemned New Labour’s pet project of creating mega-databases and insisted they’d put an end to Tony Bliar’s I/D control freak mania.
Conversely, and in typical fashion of what we have come to expect from the lying Tory scumbags – and too their equally duplicitous Lib-Dum coalition partners – the smarmy twat of a Health Secretary Jeremy ‘BSkyB’ Hunt committed himself to being branded an even bigger pariah by saying ‘fuck civil liberties’ in a drive to create a paperless NHS by 2018 – with multi-millions of private medical records of UK citizens to be handed around between hospitals, GPs, care homes, local councils, insurance companies, European paedophile groups, computer hackers and their associated identity thief pals – with CDs and hard copy print-outs spread across every landfill site from Land’s End to the Bosporus.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
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Tuesday, 19 February 2013
Krautland Scamazon use Nazi Security Thugs
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Scamazon, the colossus Internet retail dealer, has now gone from spin doctoring damage control denial into ‘no comment - speak to our lawyers’ mode following the broadcast of a Der Shitraker channel television documentary exposing the concentration camp style living conditions their migrant workers’ are forced to endure – along with a despicable litany of human rights abuses inflicted on them by a storm trooper unit of neo-Nazi security guards at its main German distribution warehouse in Bad Thugsfeld.
Hensel European Scumbag Security (HESS – named in loving memory of Hitler’s bonkers second-in-command Rudolph) – whose ranks are 65% composed of moonlighting DVD / GO2 and Bundespolizei officers - has been fingered for racially harassing and torturing seasonal workers from the Eastern bloc as they’re of gyppo and pikey ethnic stock and don’t quite fit the desired Aryan stereotype (fat blonde morons with the inbred mongrel IQ of an autistic gerbil - who look even sillier in lederhosen).
Unveiling a heinous culture of threats and bullying, the expose programme further revealed scandalous explicit film footage of HESS’s skinhead security guards kitted out in Thor Steinar Naziesque black uniforms, sporting swastika armbands and silver SS ‘Totenkopf’ Deaths Head badges – hired for the sole purpose of intimidating Scamazon’s 5,000 foreign employees – not only kicking workers in the ass but persistently poking them with sharp sticks and shouting ‘Juden scum!’ regardless of their nationality, race or religious affiliations.
The Der Shitraker documentary’s covert filming catches HESS thugs in the act of forcibly strip searching female migrant workers inside the foreign labour section’s accommodation following their breakfast - under the pretext of looking for pilfered bread rolls.
Fellattia Skanger, 69, a former Romanian clothes peg vendor and palm reader, informed the programme interviewer that “They come at all hours and turn over our dormitory in the Auschwitz 7 block and tell us the barbed wire fence is electrified at night to prevent us escaping – and if we do not submit to their gross sexual demands and ‘suck the bratwurst’ they will switch on the Zyklon B gas the next time we are taking our weekly communal shower on a Sunday night – then toss our bodies into the company incinerator.”
Thought for the day. So, Scamazon, the biggest online retailer in the known Universe, now joins the disreputable ranks of those Third World basket case regimes that sanction the use of their general populations to labour away for a pittance in sweatshops – where some latter day Iago reigns supreme and his taskmaster’s lash exacts a workload toll to the pace-setting beat of an infernal drum.
Hmmm, the British press will doubtless have a field day viz condemnation on the neo-Nazi brutality theme – but let’s not forget our own Metropolitan Plod Squad murder Brazilian electricians in broad daylight and get away with their crimes on the feeble excuse of “Whoops – he looked like a Paki Muslim terrorist suicide bomber”.
Hence fuck the Freemasons and their Secret Handshake Club and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Edomite Mafia – ‘and’ the New World Order’s Crapitalist system.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Scamazon, the colossus Internet retail dealer, has now gone from spin doctoring damage control denial into ‘no comment - speak to our lawyers’ mode following the broadcast of a Der Shitraker channel television documentary exposing the concentration camp style living conditions their migrant workers’ are forced to endure – along with a despicable litany of human rights abuses inflicted on them by a storm trooper unit of neo-Nazi security guards at its main German distribution warehouse in Bad Thugsfeld.
Hensel European Scumbag Security (HESS – named in loving memory of Hitler’s bonkers second-in-command Rudolph) – whose ranks are 65% composed of moonlighting DVD / GO2 and Bundespolizei officers - has been fingered for racially harassing and torturing seasonal workers from the Eastern bloc as they’re of gyppo and pikey ethnic stock and don’t quite fit the desired Aryan stereotype (fat blonde morons with the inbred mongrel IQ of an autistic gerbil - who look even sillier in lederhosen).
Unveiling a heinous culture of threats and bullying, the expose programme further revealed scandalous explicit film footage of HESS’s skinhead security guards kitted out in Thor Steinar Naziesque black uniforms, sporting swastika armbands and silver SS ‘Totenkopf’ Deaths Head badges – hired for the sole purpose of intimidating Scamazon’s 5,000 foreign employees – not only kicking workers in the ass but persistently poking them with sharp sticks and shouting ‘Juden scum!’ regardless of their nationality, race or religious affiliations.
The Der Shitraker documentary’s covert filming catches HESS thugs in the act of forcibly strip searching female migrant workers inside the foreign labour section’s accommodation following their breakfast - under the pretext of looking for pilfered bread rolls.
Fellattia Skanger, 69, a former Romanian clothes peg vendor and palm reader, informed the programme interviewer that “They come at all hours and turn over our dormitory in the Auschwitz 7 block and tell us the barbed wire fence is electrified at night to prevent us escaping – and if we do not submit to their gross sexual demands and ‘suck the bratwurst’ they will switch on the Zyklon B gas the next time we are taking our weekly communal shower on a Sunday night – then toss our bodies into the company incinerator.”
Thought for the day. So, Scamazon, the biggest online retailer in the known Universe, now joins the disreputable ranks of those Third World basket case regimes that sanction the use of their general populations to labour away for a pittance in sweatshops – where some latter day Iago reigns supreme and his taskmaster’s lash exacts a workload toll to the pace-setting beat of an infernal drum.
Hmmm, the British press will doubtless have a field day viz condemnation on the neo-Nazi brutality theme – but let’s not forget our own Metropolitan Plod Squad murder Brazilian electricians in broad daylight and get away with their crimes on the feeble excuse of “Whoops – he looked like a Paki Muslim terrorist suicide bomber”.
Hence fuck the Freemasons and their Secret Handshake Club and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and Big Brother – and his sister – and the Edomite Mafia – ‘and’ the New World Order’s Crapitalist system.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 18 February 2013
Con-Dem Hypocrisy viz Social Welfare
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what human rights abuse watchdogs are branding as the start of a venal policy of de facto social cleansing, a pick and mix gaggle of 3,000 poverty-stricken vulnerable members of the Metropolitan demographic (adults and children) are set to be further marginalised by Camden’s Stalinesque council and suffer what is referred to in Third World basket case shitholes as ‘transmigration’.
This inhuman practice - perfected to an actual art form by the Empire-building colonial powers of history - will involve an initial 760-odd families being tossed out of their homes and shipped hundreds of miles up the M1 / M6 to try and claim their apportioned entitlement of the rapidly-diminishing state welfare benefits (unemployment / housing) from some other ‘more charitable’ local authority body – with inhospitable Scouseland mentioned in secret council dispatches as the preferred choice of gulag to dump the exiled penniless pariahs – a destination already overflowing with its own brand of scrotes and scallies who’ve made a profitable career out of benefit fraud.
London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense informed a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that the central Metropolitan district’s ‘desirable residences’ (a politically-correct term for a recently re-painted slum) will soon be restricted to select groups of economic immigrants from around the EUSSR – and the ubiquitous Yardies - who are able to afford the rising rents through their drug dealings and associate criminal activities – due the drastic cuts to the UK’s benefit system by the mean-hearted Tory Nasty Party forcing the current inhabitants out of house and home.
Thus here again we view the dire results of this feckless Con-Dem Coalition government imposing a swathe of Grim Reaper style public-sector cuts on our once-sceptred - and industrialised – isle’s local authorities - including slashing the funds for children’s services, health facilities, and arts and education bodies – in a bid pay their way as up-front ‘armed and dangerous’ members of the ZioNazi New World Order’s Big Bully Boys Club.
Many of the soon-to-be-displaced families have children in local schools, and are making visible efforts to take on extra work – shoplifting and mugging - so they can stay in their homes.
Bev Titwank, a 16-year old mother of three, informed media hacks that “These effin’ Libservative coalition twats wants London fer the immigrant scumbags from around Europe – pikeys an’ Eastern bloc sex slave traffickers wot’s got no problems wiv cash in hand ter stimulate the economy.”
“Me rent here in Slumborough Terraces is £340 quid fer this two-bedroom flat but the arse is gonna drop out of me housin’ subsidy when the £200 quid cap kicks in come April – so it looks like I’m gonna have ter get a babysitter an extra couple of nights a week while I goes out flogging’ me golly at £30 quid a shot fer a knee trembler up against some pub car park wall.”
“Then I got the effin’ social comin’ round an’ tellin’ me they’re gonna re-house us in fuckin’ Liverpool. Wot effin’ good is that I ask yer when the kids are at school down in Camden an’ all their friends are round here? That’s gonna be one fuck of a commute on the bus every day, now isn’t it.”
What utter hypocrisy when we have 649 not-fit-for-purpose fat cat MPs that have second homes extensively (repairs/ maintenance/ furniture and fittings – including plasma TVs) funded by the hapless taxpayer under the ‘additional costs allowance’ to such staggering amounts as £24,803 quid per annum.
MPs are paid an annual salary of £63,291 and receive allowances / expenses for the costs of running an office, having homes not only close to Westminster but also in their constituency - and travelling between the two – with the average claimed by each MP clocking up a gob-smacking £135,600 a year.
The gospel according to a recent news expose in the Treadmill Review, the ginger-mingin Maria ‘Dull’ Miller – the Tory Party’s androgynous Minister for Mundane & Boring Affairs – submitted expense claims for more than £90,000 quid of taxpayers' money to pay for her parent’s house in south London which she has disingenuously stated for the public record (lied) was her second home.
Pity we can’t ‘transmigrate’ the expense-abusing Miller to Scouseland to sample their aptly-named Liverpool Care Pathway scheme.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, little wonder the general consensus of opinion is one of ‘we’re getting shafted’. Social cleansing is where it starts – and woe betides where it all ends.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what human rights abuse watchdogs are branding as the start of a venal policy of de facto social cleansing, a pick and mix gaggle of 3,000 poverty-stricken vulnerable members of the Metropolitan demographic (adults and children) are set to be further marginalised by Camden’s Stalinesque council and suffer what is referred to in Third World basket case shitholes as ‘transmigration’.
This inhuman practice - perfected to an actual art form by the Empire-building colonial powers of history - will involve an initial 760-odd families being tossed out of their homes and shipped hundreds of miles up the M1 / M6 to try and claim their apportioned entitlement of the rapidly-diminishing state welfare benefits (unemployment / housing) from some other ‘more charitable’ local authority body – with inhospitable Scouseland mentioned in secret council dispatches as the preferred choice of gulag to dump the exiled penniless pariahs – a destination already overflowing with its own brand of scrotes and scallies who’ve made a profitable career out of benefit fraud.
London Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense informed a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that the central Metropolitan district’s ‘desirable residences’ (a politically-correct term for a recently re-painted slum) will soon be restricted to select groups of economic immigrants from around the EUSSR – and the ubiquitous Yardies - who are able to afford the rising rents through their drug dealings and associate criminal activities – due the drastic cuts to the UK’s benefit system by the mean-hearted Tory Nasty Party forcing the current inhabitants out of house and home.
Thus here again we view the dire results of this feckless Con-Dem Coalition government imposing a swathe of Grim Reaper style public-sector cuts on our once-sceptred - and industrialised – isle’s local authorities - including slashing the funds for children’s services, health facilities, and arts and education bodies – in a bid pay their way as up-front ‘armed and dangerous’ members of the ZioNazi New World Order’s Big Bully Boys Club.
Many of the soon-to-be-displaced families have children in local schools, and are making visible efforts to take on extra work – shoplifting and mugging - so they can stay in their homes.
Bev Titwank, a 16-year old mother of three, informed media hacks that “These effin’ Libservative coalition twats wants London fer the immigrant scumbags from around Europe – pikeys an’ Eastern bloc sex slave traffickers wot’s got no problems wiv cash in hand ter stimulate the economy.”
“Me rent here in Slumborough Terraces is £340 quid fer this two-bedroom flat but the arse is gonna drop out of me housin’ subsidy when the £200 quid cap kicks in come April – so it looks like I’m gonna have ter get a babysitter an extra couple of nights a week while I goes out flogging’ me golly at £30 quid a shot fer a knee trembler up against some pub car park wall.”
“Then I got the effin’ social comin’ round an’ tellin’ me they’re gonna re-house us in fuckin’ Liverpool. Wot effin’ good is that I ask yer when the kids are at school down in Camden an’ all their friends are round here? That’s gonna be one fuck of a commute on the bus every day, now isn’t it.”
What utter hypocrisy when we have 649 not-fit-for-purpose fat cat MPs that have second homes extensively (repairs/ maintenance/ furniture and fittings – including plasma TVs) funded by the hapless taxpayer under the ‘additional costs allowance’ to such staggering amounts as £24,803 quid per annum.
MPs are paid an annual salary of £63,291 and receive allowances / expenses for the costs of running an office, having homes not only close to Westminster but also in their constituency - and travelling between the two – with the average claimed by each MP clocking up a gob-smacking £135,600 a year.
The gospel according to a recent news expose in the Treadmill Review, the ginger-mingin Maria ‘Dull’ Miller – the Tory Party’s androgynous Minister for Mundane & Boring Affairs – submitted expense claims for more than £90,000 quid of taxpayers' money to pay for her parent’s house in south London which she has disingenuously stated for the public record (lied) was her second home.
Pity we can’t ‘transmigrate’ the expense-abusing Miller to Scouseland to sample their aptly-named Liverpool Care Pathway scheme.
Thought for the day. Hmmm, little wonder the general consensus of opinion is one of ‘we’re getting shafted’. Social cleansing is where it starts – and woe betides where it all ends.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Singapore Political Protest! WTF Next?
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what has got to be a world-class self-harm, suicidal first, members of Singapore’s opposition Lemming Party have staged a blue moon political demonstration in protest at government plans to allow a further deluge of racially-inferior immigrants into the Ubermenche postage stamp fascist state republic.
Organisers claim a surging throng of almost four people attended the rally, which 'Occupied' a secluded Tanglin Road bus shelter, making it one of Singapore's largest ever protest meetings to have the balls and sheer audacity to publicly display their placard-waving resentment and anger regarding the release of a government policy paper which predicts and sanctions the clean and green (and ‘sterile’) Lion City’s population continuing to expand at a geometric rate due the influx of immigrants.
Conservative estimates envision an increase of 30% to seven million tax-paying brain-washed autobot clones by 2030 – a target date when the totalitarian government’s ambitious coastal reclamation programme is poised to see the island state’s land mass extended so far towards Sumatra that the Malaccas Straits will be reduced to the width of the Pan-Island Expressway (with traffic lights and navy police to control shipping flows) – and further stretch out east covering some three million hectares of the South China Sea – and embrace a bevy of the Indonesian archipelago’s ‘shitty bits’ (pirate n smuggler-infested) that the Djakarta regime couldn’t really give an administrative fuck about with having over 13,000 islands in their national land mass portfolio.
However, what irks Singapore’s worker ant population even more than infringement on their diminishing ‘Lebensraum’ is the stark fact that half the seven million population figure will be composed of slave labour economic migrants from around Asia’s less prosperous Third World dumps – all anxious to cash in on the opportunity of earning a foreign currency minimum wage pittance.
In the main this workforce has ben to date comprised of domestic helpers from the Philippines, Sri Lanka and Indonesia – all forearmed with a stoic, devil-may-care masochistic attitude towards being physically and psychologically abused by fat slob spoiled brat Chinese housewives whose scumbag spouses are away each weekend for a ‘Secret Handshake Club’ members-only bonding session in Malaya’s Genting Highlands: golfing, gambling, boozing and screwing dusky, oestrogen hormone-charged ladyboys.
Many of the perennially-whingeing locals voice their displeasure at the ruling People's Nazi Party's (PNP) immigration policies- and much else - behind closed doors (though most definitely not in Singapore’s Big Brother eavesdropping elevators) - blaming all and sundry on the unregulated influx of cheap labour – especially so the burgeoning rises in property prices and living costs.
House rentals and sale prices have skyrocketed in keeping with the global economic depression trends – with the notorious ‘killer litter’ social nightmare rabbit hutches colloquially known as ‘HUD flats’ costing the life of a family’s first-born – and even an en suite studio style cardboard box and sheet of polythene on one of the island’s reclamation landfill sites now fetching a five-figure mega-bucks sum – especially if its location commands a panoramic Western-orientated view of the Jurong shipping anchorage – where the sunset’s final rays light up the kaleidoscope effect of the oil slicks approaching the beaches of Sentosa Island.
The Lemming Party protest organiser, a Maoist political radical known only by his nom de guerre of Flip Flop Fong, informed one press hack from the Big Brother Gazette that “The graft and corruption-ridden People’s Nazi Party should be awarded a place in the United Nations’ Hall of Shame, the same as Israel. Singapore might well be notorious for its strict social controls and intolerance of dissent but Lee Kuan Yew’s dynastic dictatorship posing as a user-friendly democracy has got beyond a joke when the opposition candidates get arrested on domestic terrorism charges the night before an election just to ensure his moronic son Baby God Lee remains unchallenged as Prime Minister.”
“This is not xenophobia we are protesting over here today, but if we take in too many foreign workers this weakens our mongrel national identity (Chinese, Indians and Malays) and crowds us out of our own home - putting a strain on our island’s resources and depressing salaries.”
“I joke not – even our own whores can’t make a decent living anymore when we have Thai and Indonesia hookers plying their trade around the Tropicana and Orchard Towers and Clifford Pier – along with all the pre-op’ Malay shemales coming down from KL to work the Bugis Street kinky sex trade and save up for a cut and tuck.”
Political radicals such as Flip Flop Fong believe now is the time for action as the 189-year-old ‘Harry Lee’ is rumoured to have recently slipped out of his rocking chair due embalming fluid leaking from his toes – with security service agents smuggling his corpse to a Bukit Timah-based taxidermist in the dead of night to get a formaldehyde top-up and have him re-stuffed with cotton wool.
Thought for the day. Well it’s bad news when the influx of Thai chippies throws up stiff competition for the established whore houses along Tanjong Rhu and the shuang fei (handjob) bars around Geylang’s Lorongs – renown for their renta-tug ‘under the table’ services from some gross troll of a Chinese broomstick merchant.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what has got to be a world-class self-harm, suicidal first, members of Singapore’s opposition Lemming Party have staged a blue moon political demonstration in protest at government plans to allow a further deluge of racially-inferior immigrants into the Ubermenche postage stamp fascist state republic.
Organisers claim a surging throng of almost four people attended the rally, which 'Occupied' a secluded Tanglin Road bus shelter, making it one of Singapore's largest ever protest meetings to have the balls and sheer audacity to publicly display their placard-waving resentment and anger regarding the release of a government policy paper which predicts and sanctions the clean and green (and ‘sterile’) Lion City’s population continuing to expand at a geometric rate due the influx of immigrants.
Conservative estimates envision an increase of 30% to seven million tax-paying brain-washed autobot clones by 2030 – a target date when the totalitarian government’s ambitious coastal reclamation programme is poised to see the island state’s land mass extended so far towards Sumatra that the Malaccas Straits will be reduced to the width of the Pan-Island Expressway (with traffic lights and navy police to control shipping flows) – and further stretch out east covering some three million hectares of the South China Sea – and embrace a bevy of the Indonesian archipelago’s ‘shitty bits’ (pirate n smuggler-infested) that the Djakarta regime couldn’t really give an administrative fuck about with having over 13,000 islands in their national land mass portfolio.
However, what irks Singapore’s worker ant population even more than infringement on their diminishing ‘Lebensraum’ is the stark fact that half the seven million population figure will be composed of slave labour economic migrants from around Asia’s less prosperous Third World dumps – all anxious to cash in on the opportunity of earning a foreign currency minimum wage pittance.
In the main this workforce has ben to date comprised of domestic helpers from the Philippines, Sri Lanka and Indonesia – all forearmed with a stoic, devil-may-care masochistic attitude towards being physically and psychologically abused by fat slob spoiled brat Chinese housewives whose scumbag spouses are away each weekend for a ‘Secret Handshake Club’ members-only bonding session in Malaya’s Genting Highlands: golfing, gambling, boozing and screwing dusky, oestrogen hormone-charged ladyboys.
Many of the perennially-whingeing locals voice their displeasure at the ruling People's Nazi Party's (PNP) immigration policies- and much else - behind closed doors (though most definitely not in Singapore’s Big Brother eavesdropping elevators) - blaming all and sundry on the unregulated influx of cheap labour – especially so the burgeoning rises in property prices and living costs.
House rentals and sale prices have skyrocketed in keeping with the global economic depression trends – with the notorious ‘killer litter’ social nightmare rabbit hutches colloquially known as ‘HUD flats’ costing the life of a family’s first-born – and even an en suite studio style cardboard box and sheet of polythene on one of the island’s reclamation landfill sites now fetching a five-figure mega-bucks sum – especially if its location commands a panoramic Western-orientated view of the Jurong shipping anchorage – where the sunset’s final rays light up the kaleidoscope effect of the oil slicks approaching the beaches of Sentosa Island.
The Lemming Party protest organiser, a Maoist political radical known only by his nom de guerre of Flip Flop Fong, informed one press hack from the Big Brother Gazette that “The graft and corruption-ridden People’s Nazi Party should be awarded a place in the United Nations’ Hall of Shame, the same as Israel. Singapore might well be notorious for its strict social controls and intolerance of dissent but Lee Kuan Yew’s dynastic dictatorship posing as a user-friendly democracy has got beyond a joke when the opposition candidates get arrested on domestic terrorism charges the night before an election just to ensure his moronic son Baby God Lee remains unchallenged as Prime Minister.”
“This is not xenophobia we are protesting over here today, but if we take in too many foreign workers this weakens our mongrel national identity (Chinese, Indians and Malays) and crowds us out of our own home - putting a strain on our island’s resources and depressing salaries.”
“I joke not – even our own whores can’t make a decent living anymore when we have Thai and Indonesia hookers plying their trade around the Tropicana and Orchard Towers and Clifford Pier – along with all the pre-op’ Malay shemales coming down from KL to work the Bugis Street kinky sex trade and save up for a cut and tuck.”
Political radicals such as Flip Flop Fong believe now is the time for action as the 189-year-old ‘Harry Lee’ is rumoured to have recently slipped out of his rocking chair due embalming fluid leaking from his toes – with security service agents smuggling his corpse to a Bukit Timah-based taxidermist in the dead of night to get a formaldehyde top-up and have him re-stuffed with cotton wool.
Thought for the day. Well it’s bad news when the influx of Thai chippies throws up stiff competition for the established whore houses along Tanjong Rhu and the shuang fei (handjob) bars around Geylang’s Lorongs – renown for their renta-tug ‘under the table’ services from some gross troll of a Chinese broomstick merchant.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 17 February 2013
NHS Trust Slammed viz Gagging Orders
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
For once in his sordid and feckless existence the Con-Dem’s smarmy twat of a Health Minister, Jeremy ‘BSkyB’ Hunt, has caught on to the fact his primary purpose in government is ‘not’ to represent the interests of the Fortune 500 corporations – or act as Raving Rupert Mudrock’s personal Downing Street lobbyist - and last Friday committed himself to something of constructive pro-bono use by taking advantage of Parliamentary privilege on the floor of the House of Conmans to bitch-slap a dodgy hospital trust's questionable self-preservation actions in the wake of a gagging order being tactically breached by a former dismissed employee to raise media awareness concerns over patient safety.
Ron McSnitch, a former mortuary attendant at Lincolnshire’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence, broke the gagging order when interviewed by a gutter press hack from the red top Body Bag Gazette and grassed up the Trust’s board of directors as a bunch of money-grubbing scumbags whose sole interest in the running of the hospital was hitting NHS targets and the resulting accumulation of performance bonuses - plus their annual stock dividend share outs – with patient welfare the last thing on the agenda.
Bottom feeding attorneys acting on instructions from the Trust’s board immediately went into damage control / threat vector mode and informed Mr McSnitch he would have to repay the £28 quid out of court settlement figure he’d received as hush money after being fired for whistle-blowing to the Ox-Rat NHS abuse watchdog charity – in which he’d sent e-mails comparing conditions at the Shipman Medical Centre to Dr Mengele’s A & E outpatients department at Auschwitz.
Regardless of the statutes of the 1998 Public Interest Disclosure Act - a whistle-blowing law that protects the rights of employees if they go into super-grass mode and raise a shit-storm of concerns over corporate wrong-doings, McSnitch was summarily fired for what was deemed not having the best interests of the Trust’s board of directors first and foremost.
McSnitch was initially sacked for grassing up the Shipman Centre to apathetic regulators when the demand for hospital beds became so acute that the Trust decided to abandon the 18-week Whitehall target for non-emergency cases and put every single patient on the Liverpool Care Pathway forced euthanasia programme – which had his mortuary capacity overwhelmed and the place stacked high with scores of corpses.
Secretary Hunt, a veritable reborn Christian become, following his road to Damascus epiphany and experiencing a personal Pauline conversion, informed media hacks that the erring Trust should have been concentrating on the concerns raised and not slipping the leash from their attack dog lawyers to threaten whistle-blowers.
"I have written to the Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence Trust’s Chairwoman, Mrs Chlamydia Ffitch-Gargoyle to inquire why her first reaction when faced with exposure of their short-coming with regard to patient care was to go into institutional self-preservation mode and instruct Ms Sue Fleecem from solicitors Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot to coerce Mr McSnitch into silence rather than investigate the veracity of the patient safety issues that he had raised.”
Here again we are faced with blatant evidence of the culture of deceit and corruption which now permeates every aspect of Broken Britain’s establishment – from the Monarchy through both Houses of Parliament and the Shithall civil service – and the entire national Plod Squad service – and the ‘profit motivated’ quangos ‘trusted’ to run vital aspects of public services and social welfare care - all of whom have allegiance to the Masonic Secret Handshake Club and worship before the altar of Mammon and the effigy of the Golden Calf.
If the PTB had their wicked way then whistle-blowers (any fucker or their dog who dares disturb the status quo) would be branded as domestic terrorists - same as the good ole US of A and Israel – and collared by the pre-crime Thought Police, then placed under ‘administrative detention’ – for their own good (and that of society in general).
As any intelligence spook from MI5’s North Face Holdall Department will explain, this sad state of affairs is all down to ODD – Oppositional Defiance Disorder – a condition brought on by people thinking for themselves and questioning the motives of government and their appointed quango agencies – G4S, Serco / Atos Healthcare, NHS Trusts etcetera, et al.
Next they start scratching their heads over the Haves and Have Not’s of this world and comparing the 99% common herd US with the 1% THEM factor, then morph into a threat to the order of things and make some futile attempt to resist the state’s Womb to Tomb policy of controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence.
Apparently this is what becomes of surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you – especially so concerning the blatant murder of an honest man – Dr David Kelly – a man of impeccable credentials - for having the audacity to even consider blowing ‘his’ whistle and telling the truth over the illegal invasion of Iraq and weapons of mass distraction – then their conspiring to commission the false flag terrorist attacks of 7/7 to further demonise Islam and justify the illegal invasions of any Muslim state with lots of natural resources worth stealing.
Hence pointing the fickle finger of fate at PM Tony Bliar and his incumbent crime syndicate New Labour government for such faux terrorist acts can only be diagnosed as a delusional – the result of an aberrant mental condition that requires sectioning and isolation in a secure mental health facility and treatment with veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications.
So the antics of this erring NHS Trust are small potatoes when we consider that such insidious practices permeate every aspect of our sick society – which has turned from slightly septic to thoroughly gangrenous since the ZioNazi Neo-Cons pulled the 9/11 and 7/7 fake terrorists outrages – both designed to demonised Islam and justify these New World Order wars of aggression – this generation-long forecast war on terror – and the hapless Muslims who don’t give a flying fuck about our so-called Democratic freedoms.
Thought for the day. Mark them well, these supposed ‘custodians’ of the public trust - who are in all actuality ‘abusers’ of the very same.
Let’s not ignore the stark fact that stares us all in the face if we care – or dare – to look: in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hence fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia and Big Brother – and his sister – and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
For once in his sordid and feckless existence the Con-Dem’s smarmy twat of a Health Minister, Jeremy ‘BSkyB’ Hunt, has caught on to the fact his primary purpose in government is ‘not’ to represent the interests of the Fortune 500 corporations – or act as Raving Rupert Mudrock’s personal Downing Street lobbyist - and last Friday committed himself to something of constructive pro-bono use by taking advantage of Parliamentary privilege on the floor of the House of Conmans to bitch-slap a dodgy hospital trust's questionable self-preservation actions in the wake of a gagging order being tactically breached by a former dismissed employee to raise media awareness concerns over patient safety.
Ron McSnitch, a former mortuary attendant at Lincolnshire’s prestigious Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence, broke the gagging order when interviewed by a gutter press hack from the red top Body Bag Gazette and grassed up the Trust’s board of directors as a bunch of money-grubbing scumbags whose sole interest in the running of the hospital was hitting NHS targets and the resulting accumulation of performance bonuses - plus their annual stock dividend share outs – with patient welfare the last thing on the agenda.
Bottom feeding attorneys acting on instructions from the Trust’s board immediately went into damage control / threat vector mode and informed Mr McSnitch he would have to repay the £28 quid out of court settlement figure he’d received as hush money after being fired for whistle-blowing to the Ox-Rat NHS abuse watchdog charity – in which he’d sent e-mails comparing conditions at the Shipman Medical Centre to Dr Mengele’s A & E outpatients department at Auschwitz.
Regardless of the statutes of the 1998 Public Interest Disclosure Act - a whistle-blowing law that protects the rights of employees if they go into super-grass mode and raise a shit-storm of concerns over corporate wrong-doings, McSnitch was summarily fired for what was deemed not having the best interests of the Trust’s board of directors first and foremost.
McSnitch was initially sacked for grassing up the Shipman Centre to apathetic regulators when the demand for hospital beds became so acute that the Trust decided to abandon the 18-week Whitehall target for non-emergency cases and put every single patient on the Liverpool Care Pathway forced euthanasia programme – which had his mortuary capacity overwhelmed and the place stacked high with scores of corpses.
Secretary Hunt, a veritable reborn Christian become, following his road to Damascus epiphany and experiencing a personal Pauline conversion, informed media hacks that the erring Trust should have been concentrating on the concerns raised and not slipping the leash from their attack dog lawyers to threaten whistle-blowers.
"I have written to the Harold Shipman Centre for Clinical Excellence Trust’s Chairwoman, Mrs Chlamydia Ffitch-Gargoyle to inquire why her first reaction when faced with exposure of their short-coming with regard to patient care was to go into institutional self-preservation mode and instruct Ms Sue Fleecem from solicitors Upshot, Bagrot & Shitpot to coerce Mr McSnitch into silence rather than investigate the veracity of the patient safety issues that he had raised.”
Here again we are faced with blatant evidence of the culture of deceit and corruption which now permeates every aspect of Broken Britain’s establishment – from the Monarchy through both Houses of Parliament and the Shithall civil service – and the entire national Plod Squad service – and the ‘profit motivated’ quangos ‘trusted’ to run vital aspects of public services and social welfare care - all of whom have allegiance to the Masonic Secret Handshake Club and worship before the altar of Mammon and the effigy of the Golden Calf.
If the PTB had their wicked way then whistle-blowers (any fucker or their dog who dares disturb the status quo) would be branded as domestic terrorists - same as the good ole US of A and Israel – and collared by the pre-crime Thought Police, then placed under ‘administrative detention’ – for their own good (and that of society in general).
As any intelligence spook from MI5’s North Face Holdall Department will explain, this sad state of affairs is all down to ODD – Oppositional Defiance Disorder – a condition brought on by people thinking for themselves and questioning the motives of government and their appointed quango agencies – G4S, Serco / Atos Healthcare, NHS Trusts etcetera, et al.
Next they start scratching their heads over the Haves and Have Not’s of this world and comparing the 99% common herd US with the 1% THEM factor, then morph into a threat to the order of things and make some futile attempt to resist the state’s Womb to Tomb policy of controlling every aspect of their entire mortal existence.
Apparently this is what becomes of surfing alternative news websites, asking awkward questions, thinking for oneself and hence disbelieving what the government and mainstream corporate-fascist controlled media tell you – especially so concerning the blatant murder of an honest man – Dr David Kelly – a man of impeccable credentials - for having the audacity to even consider blowing ‘his’ whistle and telling the truth over the illegal invasion of Iraq and weapons of mass distraction – then their conspiring to commission the false flag terrorist attacks of 7/7 to further demonise Islam and justify the illegal invasions of any Muslim state with lots of natural resources worth stealing.
Hence pointing the fickle finger of fate at PM Tony Bliar and his incumbent crime syndicate New Labour government for such faux terrorist acts can only be diagnosed as a delusional – the result of an aberrant mental condition that requires sectioning and isolation in a secure mental health facility and treatment with veritable cocktail of full strength psychotic medications.
So the antics of this erring NHS Trust are small potatoes when we consider that such insidious practices permeate every aspect of our sick society – which has turned from slightly septic to thoroughly gangrenous since the ZioNazi Neo-Cons pulled the 9/11 and 7/7 fake terrorists outrages – both designed to demonised Islam and justify these New World Order wars of aggression – this generation-long forecast war on terror – and the hapless Muslims who don’t give a flying fuck about our so-called Democratic freedoms.
Thought for the day. Mark them well, these supposed ‘custodians’ of the public trust - who are in all actuality ‘abusers’ of the very same.
Let’s not ignore the stark fact that stares us all in the face if we care – or dare – to look: in a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hence fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Edomite Mafia and Big Brother – and his sister – and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 16 February 2013
Rampant Rumours & Official Denials
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
ITV has stated emphatically that the never-ending serial monotony known as Coronation Street that has been gluing the brain-dead common herd to the goggle box screen since the time of the Norman Conquest is not going to be renamed ‘Kiddie Fiddler Grove’ following the arrest and impending prosecution of Monty Le Scumm, who’s played the role of the Salford Council gulley sucker’s mate Ron McSodom for 30-plus years, making him the longest-serving paedophile in the cast since Len ‘Dolly Mixtures’ Fairclough’s liver imploded into a sub-nuclear alcoholic black hole back in 2002.
With regard to the spotlight focus being on all manner of alien flesh detected in meat products across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle – with Mammon & Snobfords cottage pies bearing traces of yak DNA, Pestco’s Finest lasagne stuffed with minced llama – and Pukesbury’s Capt Jack fish fingers containing 60% sea horse - and not the advertised succulent flakes of juicy North Atlantic cod - the UK’s McDonald’s Chew n Spew franchise has gone into total denial regarding the stream of malicious innuendo circulating in certain red top gutter press tabloids and around the Twitter network that they intend to introduce a line of bovine-free Dobbin Burgers to meet the demanding palates of job-snatching / welfare benefit scrounging economic migrants from the EUSSR’s Eastern bloc.
The Tory Party’s hierarchy have gone into rebuttal / damage control mode after their Secretary of State for Wales, David Jones, appeared on BBC Cymru’s ever-popular primetime Arse-About-Face programme yesterday and slammed the government's legislation for same-sex marriage – claiming that in his common sense opinion gay couples would be unable to provide a traditional Mummy & Daddy warm and safe environment in which to raise children.
Jones logically - and rightly - believes that as same-sex partners cannot procreate children together, the institution of marriage is one that should be reserved to opposite sex partners - a position vehemently jumped upon and criticised by New Labour’s shadow Welsh secretary Owen Smith, who informed a press hack from the Fudgers Gazette that Jones’ statement simply provides further evidence of how out of touch the Tories are with the realities of the modern world - as there is no existing law which prevents gay couples from having children.
Hmmm, methinks Farmer Owen is in need of a sharp wake up call ‘reality check’ himself if he’s that naïve and ignorant of the biological implications of same sex reproduction in humans – although Elton John and his sodomite partner seem to be knocking out a burgeoning brood via frosted semen cocktails and a surrogate mother from Foetus Industries ‘Renta-Womb’ division.
Meanwhile over in Odessa on the Black Sea coast, the Ukraine’s living, breathing human Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova has finally shrugged off her mysterious internet Skype persona and appeared in public for the first time to prove she’s not purely a computer-generated fantasy or product of Adobe Photoshop – albeit any close-up inspection revealing she resembles a grotesque example of botched plastic surgery experiments.
With more than a trillion followers on Facebook and other social networks – plus an array of clips on YouTube with billions of hits between them, the Ukraine’s living, breathing answer to Barbie has experienced a rise from niche internet freak show to worldwide sensation faster as shit through a goose – all thanks to the vast financial resources and PR efforts of her vulgarian, nouveau riche husband Oleg 'Ken' Mobsaroubles, the Russian zillionaire oligarch and owner of the Gulag Gaz and Wankprom Oil conglomerates.
Looking rather top-heavy with her 38 CC cup bust, a 17 inch waistline and size 2 high heels, this living doll Barbie denies having her lower ribs surgically removed and puts the hourglass figure down to a strict diet of suck n swallow fellatio and devilish veggie cocktails.
“I nourish myself solely with liquid sustenance and striving for a combination of physical and spiritual perfection where I can subsist on the odd cup of latte and no longer have to take a shit.”
Ah well, bollocks to the immutable laws of Kansas as anything is possible in the never-never land of Oz, where Mammon and the cult of the Golden Calf pave the path to societal acceptance - and problems ethical, moral or legal are simply washed away as filthy lucre rains from the skies to fill the media irrigation channels and lubricate the works of restrictive bureaucracy into well-oiled compliance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
ITV has stated emphatically that the never-ending serial monotony known as Coronation Street that has been gluing the brain-dead common herd to the goggle box screen since the time of the Norman Conquest is not going to be renamed ‘Kiddie Fiddler Grove’ following the arrest and impending prosecution of Monty Le Scumm, who’s played the role of the Salford Council gulley sucker’s mate Ron McSodom for 30-plus years, making him the longest-serving paedophile in the cast since Len ‘Dolly Mixtures’ Fairclough’s liver imploded into a sub-nuclear alcoholic black hole back in 2002.
With regard to the spotlight focus being on all manner of alien flesh detected in meat products across the length and breadth of our once-sceptred isle – with Mammon & Snobfords cottage pies bearing traces of yak DNA, Pestco’s Finest lasagne stuffed with minced llama – and Pukesbury’s Capt Jack fish fingers containing 60% sea horse - and not the advertised succulent flakes of juicy North Atlantic cod - the UK’s McDonald’s Chew n Spew franchise has gone into total denial regarding the stream of malicious innuendo circulating in certain red top gutter press tabloids and around the Twitter network that they intend to introduce a line of bovine-free Dobbin Burgers to meet the demanding palates of job-snatching / welfare benefit scrounging economic migrants from the EUSSR’s Eastern bloc.
The Tory Party’s hierarchy have gone into rebuttal / damage control mode after their Secretary of State for Wales, David Jones, appeared on BBC Cymru’s ever-popular primetime Arse-About-Face programme yesterday and slammed the government's legislation for same-sex marriage – claiming that in his common sense opinion gay couples would be unable to provide a traditional Mummy & Daddy warm and safe environment in which to raise children.
Jones logically - and rightly - believes that as same-sex partners cannot procreate children together, the institution of marriage is one that should be reserved to opposite sex partners - a position vehemently jumped upon and criticised by New Labour’s shadow Welsh secretary Owen Smith, who informed a press hack from the Fudgers Gazette that Jones’ statement simply provides further evidence of how out of touch the Tories are with the realities of the modern world - as there is no existing law which prevents gay couples from having children.
Hmmm, methinks Farmer Owen is in need of a sharp wake up call ‘reality check’ himself if he’s that naïve and ignorant of the biological implications of same sex reproduction in humans – although Elton John and his sodomite partner seem to be knocking out a burgeoning brood via frosted semen cocktails and a surrogate mother from Foetus Industries ‘Renta-Womb’ division.
Meanwhile over in Odessa on the Black Sea coast, the Ukraine’s living, breathing human Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova has finally shrugged off her mysterious internet Skype persona and appeared in public for the first time to prove she’s not purely a computer-generated fantasy or product of Adobe Photoshop – albeit any close-up inspection revealing she resembles a grotesque example of botched plastic surgery experiments.
With more than a trillion followers on Facebook and other social networks – plus an array of clips on YouTube with billions of hits between them, the Ukraine’s living, breathing answer to Barbie has experienced a rise from niche internet freak show to worldwide sensation faster as shit through a goose – all thanks to the vast financial resources and PR efforts of her vulgarian, nouveau riche husband Oleg 'Ken' Mobsaroubles, the Russian zillionaire oligarch and owner of the Gulag Gaz and Wankprom Oil conglomerates.
Looking rather top-heavy with her 38 CC cup bust, a 17 inch waistline and size 2 high heels, this living doll Barbie denies having her lower ribs surgically removed and puts the hourglass figure down to a strict diet of suck n swallow fellatio and devilish veggie cocktails.
“I nourish myself solely with liquid sustenance and striving for a combination of physical and spiritual perfection where I can subsist on the odd cup of latte and no longer have to take a shit.”
Ah well, bollocks to the immutable laws of Kansas as anything is possible in the never-never land of Oz, where Mammon and the cult of the Golden Calf pave the path to societal acceptance - and problems ethical, moral or legal are simply washed away as filthy lucre rains from the skies to fill the media irrigation channels and lubricate the works of restrictive bureaucracy into well-oiled compliance.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 15 February 2013
UK Plays Latest Islamic Demonisation Card
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The UK’s Foreign Secretary Willy Vague yesterday outlined his latest hare-brained scheme for building justice and human rights alliances with a legion of Third World basket case shitholes and despotic regimes such as Saudi Arabia and Bahrain - conspicuously excluding Israel, who, in Vague’s cock-eyed pro-Zionist stooge opinion, are the showpiece of Mid-East Democracy and fair play, and hence above reproach and criticism regarding their even-handed war crime abuses of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.
Giving a speech at the Royal United Bullshit Institute in London on Thursday morning, Vague informed the Common Purpose brainwashed nodding dog assembly of Secret Handshake Club members that this latest novel scheme would make it easier to disseminate black propaganda concerning Islamic terrorist groups bent on taking Western hostages and blowing up passenger aircraft by setting fire to their shoes - or skiddies – or smuggling a hand carry bag chocker with laboratory equipment into an aircraft toilet to process some Wiley T Coyote style sub-nuclear explosive device out of bars of soap, hand lotion and Preparation H.
Vague’s speech comes in the wake of January’s false flag terrorist attack on a natural gas facility at Ain Amenas in Algeria, located dead on the Libyan border, which resulted in host of scare-mongering ‘more error than terror’ news bulletins and similar disinformation being launched and spread across the pages of the red top gutter press and moronic goggle box media - all hyping up concerns that the non-existent al-Qaeda have launched an all-out invasion of North Africa – thanks to the Chinese.
During the gun battle at the British Polluters’ Tiguentourine gas plant, six British nationals were killed – with four being actual worker-hostages – and the odd ones out a part of the agent provocateur terrorist force’s Cockney Slang Unit which had infiltrated from the Western-armed and funded paramilitary nightmare that now constitutes the trigger-happy People’s Revolutionary Islamic Republic of Libya – yet another Balkanised fuck-up NATO and the Great Satan have left in their wake – all styled on the Iraq model of mayhem and chaos.
Vague claims that Broken Britain is faced with dilemmas over how closely it works with the backward governments of Saharan Africa as the lurking danger posed by militant Islam – and Chinese commercial interests – threaten the West’s previous stranglehold on the continent’s natural resources – gold, uranium, col-tan, etcetera et al – precious and rare mineral unobtaniums ad infinitum.
The Foreign Office civil service mandarins, in their superb arrogance and selective memories, now lack any form of an established relationship with a single one of these North-West African governments – and emphasise they operate at ‘different standards’ to the English template – a euphemism for the fact they’re so graft and corruption-ridden that the government administrative systems are unable to operate without baksheesh and ‘under-the-table’ lucre.
To wit, Vague considers that the old British Empire gunboat diplomacy approach of putting the boot in - or if they didn’t understand the Queen’s English then just shout louder – or open up with the Vickers machine guns - are unethical in this age of political correctness and will no longer work effectively thanks to do-gooder liberals and human rights activists – and the internet’s alternative ‘true news’ media spreading the gospel.
Hence the actual heads of state (and extended families) need to be tempted to adopt the Western democracy / free trade model via the route of numbered Swiss bank accounts and well salaried titular directorships of the international corporations that wish to engage in the rape of their country’s natural resources without encountering labour union problems or strikes – or any slope-headed Chinese competition.
To round off this pantomime wish list for latter day colonialism, Vague’s game plan strategy aims to include improving the standards of local police forces and security services - and contracting the likes of G4S to ensure human rights are respected in adminsitrative detention centres – just as they do at Israel’s prisons – such as the notorious Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre – where Palestinian prisoners might go in with two kidneys but only come out with one – if they’re lucky.
Thought for the day. Colonial arrogance besides, how does Vague plan to sell the idea of basing MQ-9 Reaper hunter-killer drones and NATO troops inside the sovereign territories of these Saharan military-industrial-corporate acquisitions – apart from bribing them into submission – or calling up Slackwater / Xe Services LLC / Academi’s Renta-Coup department for an insta-regime change?
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Rothshite crime syndicate and Edomite Mafia – and Big Brother – and his sister - and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The UK’s Foreign Secretary Willy Vague yesterday outlined his latest hare-brained scheme for building justice and human rights alliances with a legion of Third World basket case shitholes and despotic regimes such as Saudi Arabia and Bahrain - conspicuously excluding Israel, who, in Vague’s cock-eyed pro-Zionist stooge opinion, are the showpiece of Mid-East Democracy and fair play, and hence above reproach and criticism regarding their even-handed war crime abuses of the Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and besieged Gaza Strip.
Giving a speech at the Royal United Bullshit Institute in London on Thursday morning, Vague informed the Common Purpose brainwashed nodding dog assembly of Secret Handshake Club members that this latest novel scheme would make it easier to disseminate black propaganda concerning Islamic terrorist groups bent on taking Western hostages and blowing up passenger aircraft by setting fire to their shoes - or skiddies – or smuggling a hand carry bag chocker with laboratory equipment into an aircraft toilet to process some Wiley T Coyote style sub-nuclear explosive device out of bars of soap, hand lotion and Preparation H.
Vague’s speech comes in the wake of January’s false flag terrorist attack on a natural gas facility at Ain Amenas in Algeria, located dead on the Libyan border, which resulted in host of scare-mongering ‘more error than terror’ news bulletins and similar disinformation being launched and spread across the pages of the red top gutter press and moronic goggle box media - all hyping up concerns that the non-existent al-Qaeda have launched an all-out invasion of North Africa – thanks to the Chinese.
During the gun battle at the British Polluters’ Tiguentourine gas plant, six British nationals were killed – with four being actual worker-hostages – and the odd ones out a part of the agent provocateur terrorist force’s Cockney Slang Unit which had infiltrated from the Western-armed and funded paramilitary nightmare that now constitutes the trigger-happy People’s Revolutionary Islamic Republic of Libya – yet another Balkanised fuck-up NATO and the Great Satan have left in their wake – all styled on the Iraq model of mayhem and chaos.
Vague claims that Broken Britain is faced with dilemmas over how closely it works with the backward governments of Saharan Africa as the lurking danger posed by militant Islam – and Chinese commercial interests – threaten the West’s previous stranglehold on the continent’s natural resources – gold, uranium, col-tan, etcetera et al – precious and rare mineral unobtaniums ad infinitum.
The Foreign Office civil service mandarins, in their superb arrogance and selective memories, now lack any form of an established relationship with a single one of these North-West African governments – and emphasise they operate at ‘different standards’ to the English template – a euphemism for the fact they’re so graft and corruption-ridden that the government administrative systems are unable to operate without baksheesh and ‘under-the-table’ lucre.
To wit, Vague considers that the old British Empire gunboat diplomacy approach of putting the boot in - or if they didn’t understand the Queen’s English then just shout louder – or open up with the Vickers machine guns - are unethical in this age of political correctness and will no longer work effectively thanks to do-gooder liberals and human rights activists – and the internet’s alternative ‘true news’ media spreading the gospel.
Hence the actual heads of state (and extended families) need to be tempted to adopt the Western democracy / free trade model via the route of numbered Swiss bank accounts and well salaried titular directorships of the international corporations that wish to engage in the rape of their country’s natural resources without encountering labour union problems or strikes – or any slope-headed Chinese competition.
To round off this pantomime wish list for latter day colonialism, Vague’s game plan strategy aims to include improving the standards of local police forces and security services - and contracting the likes of G4S to ensure human rights are respected in adminsitrative detention centres – just as they do at Israel’s prisons – such as the notorious Facility 1391 interrogation and torture centre – where Palestinian prisoners might go in with two kidneys but only come out with one – if they’re lucky.
Thought for the day. Colonial arrogance besides, how does Vague plan to sell the idea of basing MQ-9 Reaper hunter-killer drones and NATO troops inside the sovereign territories of these Saharan military-industrial-corporate acquisitions – apart from bribing them into submission – or calling up Slackwater / Xe Services LLC / Academi’s Renta-Coup department for an insta-regime change?
Regardless, fuck the Freemasons and the poxy Jesuits and Opus Dei and the Rothshite crime syndicate and Edomite Mafia – and Big Brother – and his sister - and their New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references along with lashings of nano-particle cynicism and genetically-modified bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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