Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A major review of Parliamentary MPs’ perks and pensions by Whitehall’s Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next has raised the prospect of automatically linking their salaries to earnings, rather than have them continue whingeing over the current ‘pay freeze’ restrictions placed on the rest of depression-hit Broken Britain’s public sector by PM Austerity Dave Scameron and waste time fielding a vote on the issue in the House of Conmans every year only to see it generate a bad press and public ire, and get knocked back.
Without bothering to explain the Alice in Wonderland fantasy mathematics that Whitehall’s bean counters have applied to calculate their equations, one rough and ready rip-off scam being tabled is for MPs to be paid the equivalent of a multiple of average earnings ranging to four times national average – which actually makes no sense to any fucker or their dog.
Given that the more fortunate members of the common herd, still lucky enough to be employed in a decent job, earn around £23,000 a year before HMRC taxes and National Insurance deductions reduce the amount to a pittance – an MPs’ salary of £65,738 is almost three times the national average and if the gilt-edged proposal is adopted then such will see their pay packets skyrocket by 40-odd percent to a ridiculous sum of £92,000 quid.
Chief spokeswoman at the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next, Fellattia Titwank, (formerly shadow Junior Assistant to the Deputy Permanent-Undersecretary for Firewood Affairs – Sir Jarvis Spatchcock), informed one press hack from Crock of Shit magazine that “Linking MPs salary to an index such as average earnings could be an efficient mechanism for keeping their remuneration packages one step above the inflation rate.”
“Hence it is our proposal to have split salary levels - one for the hundreds of MPs who hold part-time jobs as Russian spies and corporate lobbyists, and another for those who don’t really give a flying fuck about their constituencies and are only here to network - feather their nests, peddle influence, and secure a few juicy directorships, just in case they get booted out at the next election.”.
Coming on the heels of the Westminster expenses scandal (duck islands, moat dredging etcetera, et al) and Broken Britain being smitten with a mandate of draconian pay freezes, the proposed shake-up of pay and pensions for 649 MPs has immediately run into a hail of criticism.
Although the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority watchdog originally floated the idea of salaries at four times the average wage, a multiple of three is more likely to be adopted by sensible shoes civil servants so as not to conspicuously rub the common herd electorate’s noses in a pile of shite.
Regardless this would still see their already-bloated salaries jump by 5% to £68,952 – a undeserved rise of £5,214 quid - while the marginalised unemployed sectors of our sick society scrape by on a mere £3,484 per annum in their pittance of a jobseekers allowance – and the welfare-dependent disabled told by the PFI ‘work-shy assessment’ contractors, Atosspots Wealthcare, to throw down their crutches and walk – preferably to the nearest Jobcentre, fight off a horde of scrounging East European economic migrant pikeys and grab themselves a piece of gainful employment.
But hey, what naïve twat ever believed in fair play or the fact there should be justice in this world – or the next.
Thought for the day: Hmmm okay, four times the national average wage. So we take it that MPs work four times as hard? What utter bollocks, the only bloke ever to come up with a spiffing idea for Parliament was Guy Fawkes.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Saturday, 20 October 2012
Friday, 19 October 2012
FBI Sting Bomb fails to go Ka-Boom!
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A clusterfuck menagerie of Homeland Insecurity and FBI agents have arrested yet another nasty Muslim type for plotting to detonate a truckload of bullshit in front of New York’s Federal Reserve Bank building on Liberty St in Manhattan and blow away Chairman Ben Bernanke and the rest of the Rothshite crime cartel’s Zionist kikester scumbags infesting the place – along with a shed load of ‘quantitative easing’ dollar bills – and stacks of gold-plated tungsten ingots.
The gospel according to the FBI (and why would they lie to us?) the 21-year old Mohammed al Patsy travelled to the US from Bangladesh on a three month ‘Entrapment’ visa with the sole intent of expediting a suicide bomb terrorist attack as a protest against the unrestricted scope of Western democratic freedoms exercised by Hollywood - and Disney World – which he was apparently radicalised and brainwashed to hate by the Mullah at his local madrassa – along with all those infidel Christians and Kikes that would dare slander the name of the Prophet (PBUH).
Mr al Patsy, who arrived in the good ole US of A last January, unwittingly signed up to the FBI’s sting ‘Jolly Jihadists Popular Front for the Liberation of Queens’ radical terrorist group after receiving a ‘Join Now For Free’ flyer to help overthrow the Great Satan and create a Caliphate in the American heartland – but being an intellectually challenged individual with the IQ of a small potted plant, failed to realise he was the only member.
The New York Justice Department arraignment court heard yesterday that al Patsy allegedly confided to his FBI / al Qaeda contact that he wanted to pull off something spectacular: "A very, very, very, very big terrorist act that will shake the whole country” – and had initially suggested they target the World Trade Centre Towers – only to be informed they were blasted into a state of total ‘dustification’ by micro-nukes and HAARP in a false flag attack back in 2001, a dastardly deed carried out by a crew of high-fiving bogus Israeli art students and Kidon Moving Systems operatives.
The FBI then slipped a free copy of Inspire into al Patsy’s mailbox - an English-language Jihadist magazine produced by CIA operatives in the Arabian Peninsula, and designed to get Al Qaeda in the shit - which contained an article titled ‘How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen with your Mom,’ instructing readers on methods of cobbling together a practical sub-nuclear explosive device with everyday household items readily available at WalMart – an idea which al Patsy discarded as his Mom’s kitchen back at their hut in Bangladesh was levelled by an MQ-9 Predator drone-launched Shitstreak missile the previous Christmas while she was stuffing a festive season vulture for their dinner.
Another Inspire DIY mass mayhem terrorist act scheme included in that ‘Pestilence & Death’ issue of the magazine was how to start a forest fire conflagration, which al Patsy did attempt last April in Central Park with a tin of Zippo lighter fluid and a rolled-up New York Times, but it unfortunately rained and threw a damper on his intended inferno.
Stuck for further ideas al Patsy decided to seek out like-minded Muslim terrorist types with more practical experience to assist with the plot of bringing the Great Satan to its knees, so resorted to placing an ad’ in the Suicide Bombers Gazette – and this is where Homeland Insecurity’s top dog investigators caught on and got involved, then fielded DHS Agent Billy Bob Redneck in the persona of Shaheed al Ka-Boom, one of the Muslim Brotherhood’s IED specialists.
From then on in it was a pick and mix match of DHS and FBI agents disguised in Arab dishdashes and thobes (bedsheets) dropping off a total of twenty 50 pound sacks of what the moronic al Patsy believed was Semtex at his Queens boarding house - but was actually freeze-dried bullshit shipped in from Washington’s Capitol Building.
While Mr al Patsy has now been charged with attempting to detonate a weapon of mass distraction, FBI and DHS officials claim there was never a threat to the public domain, even when the hapless stooge fixed an Xmas tree light bulb filament ‘detonator’ into the ‘bullshit bomb’ and connected it to a cellphone then stood attempting to make the thing go ‘Bang!’ outside the Fed Building and tried to rip his own head off in a final gesture of ‘Passport to Paradise’ felo de se as a crew of NYPD plods gathered round laughing and hitting the hapless schmuck with truncheons.
Thought for the day. Some might cheer and applaud the FBI’s perspicacity in the entrapment of gullible Muslim stooges to further demonise Islam and its adherents in general as a batshit bunch of fanatical Semtex suicide vest-toting crazies. Conversely others may rightly question the federal government’s involvement in the manufacture of domestic terrorism and convincing their fall guys that the most efficient way of devastating American macho morale would be to blow up the Alamo and prove John Wayne was a faggot.
So, was Mr al Patsy on any DHS / CIA / FBI watch checklists or a TSA no-fly log – or just got added to the ‘handy stooge’ file when he applied for his visa at the US Embassy in Dhaka – surprisingly granted without an interview and endorsed with the signature of Ambassador Desperate Dan Mozena himself.
Hence how the fuck is the law of the land to be wrought and twisted to prove a case that Mohammed al Patsy had overseas connections to the non-existent al-Qaeda bogeyman organisation that hides in plain sight under a miasmic cloud of Scotch mist – and attempted to detonate a 1,000 pound pile of inert bullshit supplied by DHS and FBI agents?
However, to the more canny amongst our ranks, any attempt to blow up the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Federal Reserve and their kikester-in-chief Bernanke – whether a failure or success - deserves an ‘A for effort’ on its inherent merits alone.
To wit, fuck the Fed’ and the United States of the Great Satan global bully - and their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion ‘Manifest Destiny’ New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
A clusterfuck menagerie of Homeland Insecurity and FBI agents have arrested yet another nasty Muslim type for plotting to detonate a truckload of bullshit in front of New York’s Federal Reserve Bank building on Liberty St in Manhattan and blow away Chairman Ben Bernanke and the rest of the Rothshite crime cartel’s Zionist kikester scumbags infesting the place – along with a shed load of ‘quantitative easing’ dollar bills – and stacks of gold-plated tungsten ingots.
The gospel according to the FBI (and why would they lie to us?) the 21-year old Mohammed al Patsy travelled to the US from Bangladesh on a three month ‘Entrapment’ visa with the sole intent of expediting a suicide bomb terrorist attack as a protest against the unrestricted scope of Western democratic freedoms exercised by Hollywood - and Disney World – which he was apparently radicalised and brainwashed to hate by the Mullah at his local madrassa – along with all those infidel Christians and Kikes that would dare slander the name of the Prophet (PBUH).
Mr al Patsy, who arrived in the good ole US of A last January, unwittingly signed up to the FBI’s sting ‘Jolly Jihadists Popular Front for the Liberation of Queens’ radical terrorist group after receiving a ‘Join Now For Free’ flyer to help overthrow the Great Satan and create a Caliphate in the American heartland – but being an intellectually challenged individual with the IQ of a small potted plant, failed to realise he was the only member.
The New York Justice Department arraignment court heard yesterday that al Patsy allegedly confided to his FBI / al Qaeda contact that he wanted to pull off something spectacular: "A very, very, very, very big terrorist act that will shake the whole country” – and had initially suggested they target the World Trade Centre Towers – only to be informed they were blasted into a state of total ‘dustification’ by micro-nukes and HAARP in a false flag attack back in 2001, a dastardly deed carried out by a crew of high-fiving bogus Israeli art students and Kidon Moving Systems operatives.
The FBI then slipped a free copy of Inspire into al Patsy’s mailbox - an English-language Jihadist magazine produced by CIA operatives in the Arabian Peninsula, and designed to get Al Qaeda in the shit - which contained an article titled ‘How to Make a Bomb in the Kitchen with your Mom,’ instructing readers on methods of cobbling together a practical sub-nuclear explosive device with everyday household items readily available at WalMart – an idea which al Patsy discarded as his Mom’s kitchen back at their hut in Bangladesh was levelled by an MQ-9 Predator drone-launched Shitstreak missile the previous Christmas while she was stuffing a festive season vulture for their dinner.
Another Inspire DIY mass mayhem terrorist act scheme included in that ‘Pestilence & Death’ issue of the magazine was how to start a forest fire conflagration, which al Patsy did attempt last April in Central Park with a tin of Zippo lighter fluid and a rolled-up New York Times, but it unfortunately rained and threw a damper on his intended inferno.
Stuck for further ideas al Patsy decided to seek out like-minded Muslim terrorist types with more practical experience to assist with the plot of bringing the Great Satan to its knees, so resorted to placing an ad’ in the Suicide Bombers Gazette – and this is where Homeland Insecurity’s top dog investigators caught on and got involved, then fielded DHS Agent Billy Bob Redneck in the persona of Shaheed al Ka-Boom, one of the Muslim Brotherhood’s IED specialists.
From then on in it was a pick and mix match of DHS and FBI agents disguised in Arab dishdashes and thobes (bedsheets) dropping off a total of twenty 50 pound sacks of what the moronic al Patsy believed was Semtex at his Queens boarding house - but was actually freeze-dried bullshit shipped in from Washington’s Capitol Building.
While Mr al Patsy has now been charged with attempting to detonate a weapon of mass distraction, FBI and DHS officials claim there was never a threat to the public domain, even when the hapless stooge fixed an Xmas tree light bulb filament ‘detonator’ into the ‘bullshit bomb’ and connected it to a cellphone then stood attempting to make the thing go ‘Bang!’ outside the Fed Building and tried to rip his own head off in a final gesture of ‘Passport to Paradise’ felo de se as a crew of NYPD plods gathered round laughing and hitting the hapless schmuck with truncheons.
Thought for the day. Some might cheer and applaud the FBI’s perspicacity in the entrapment of gullible Muslim stooges to further demonise Islam and its adherents in general as a batshit bunch of fanatical Semtex suicide vest-toting crazies. Conversely others may rightly question the federal government’s involvement in the manufacture of domestic terrorism and convincing their fall guys that the most efficient way of devastating American macho morale would be to blow up the Alamo and prove John Wayne was a faggot.
So, was Mr al Patsy on any DHS / CIA / FBI watch checklists or a TSA no-fly log – or just got added to the ‘handy stooge’ file when he applied for his visa at the US Embassy in Dhaka – surprisingly granted without an interview and endorsed with the signature of Ambassador Desperate Dan Mozena himself.
Hence how the fuck is the law of the land to be wrought and twisted to prove a case that Mohammed al Patsy had overseas connections to the non-existent al-Qaeda bogeyman organisation that hides in plain sight under a miasmic cloud of Scotch mist – and attempted to detonate a 1,000 pound pile of inert bullshit supplied by DHS and FBI agents?
However, to the more canny amongst our ranks, any attempt to blow up the Rothshite crime syndicate’s Federal Reserve and their kikester-in-chief Bernanke – whether a failure or success - deserves an ‘A for effort’ on its inherent merits alone.
To wit, fuck the Fed’ and the United States of the Great Satan global bully - and their Protocols of the Greedy Bastard Elders of Zion ‘Manifest Destiny’ New World Order.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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UK: Biblical Moral Law Ditched
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Faggotford County Court yesterday issued a verdict that a flaming gay couple who were turned away from a bed and breakfast were discriminated against due their sexual orientation.
Rupert Fitzsimon, 64, and Auntie Simon Fitzrupert, 59, had booked a double room at the Puritans Lodge Bed and Breakfast in Bummington-on-Sea via email to spend their 175-ers honeymoon following a civil partnership marriage ceremony at the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Iron Hoofs.
However, when they arrived in March 2010, the B & B owner, Mrs Gladys McTwatt, refused to allow them stay in a room with a double bed, citing the Holy Bible and the Old Testament’s Book of Leviticus 18:22 which states without a single shred of ambiguity that men playing the beast with two back are an unnatural ‘abomination’ – and further reinforced her denial of access with excerpts and quotes from Ezekiel 16:49-50, Jude 1:7 and the Gospel of Matthew 10:14-15.
Faggotford County Court Recorder Mingeeter Godermiche, handing down her verdict, opined that by refusing the male couple access to a double room, Mrs McTwatt had treated them less favourably than she would treat unmarried heterosexual couples in the same circumstances – to which the irate landlady protested “If they’s not married in the eyes of God then I don’t want them stayin’ in my B & B cos it’s an effin’ sin – whether it’s two women signin’ in as Madam an’ Eve - or two blokes posin’ as Adam an’ Steve. Believe me, this culture of political correctness where folks can’t say ‘Booo!’ ter a goose anymore an’ these barmy equality laws have gone too far when they start ter intrude inter a Christian family dwellin’ in total contradiction of wot Mother nature intended.”
“So wot’s next, we’ve got ter accept a bunch of pot-smokin’ hippies or rampant Hells Angels bikers on a Doggers Wood excursion - or some shepherd an’ a couple of effin’ sheep – or else I’m back here in court an’ up before the beak again?”
“I don’t allow no shit-stabbers or group sex clusterfucks either. Really, it’s simply not natural fer two grown men ter go sticking their willies up each other’s bums – an’ I don’t want ter find spunk stains or big skidmarks and poo all over the sheets when I come to change the beddings cos one of them’s got a prolapsed sphincter from getting’ dicked all night.”
Regardless of Mrs McTwatt’s protestations and threats to appeal, the gay couple, from Fudgers Common near Middlesex, were awarded £1,800 quid each due suffering ‘injury to their sensibilities’.
To wit, henceforth we are forced to accept that the basis of our moral laws, the Holy Bible, is to be binned and the scripture of Leviticus which states for the eternal record that in God’s opinion all sodomites are an abomination, is to be ignored and these unnatural and licentious two-legged ‘aberrations’ now have Broken Britain’s law courts on their side.
Conversely – or in the words of the youth of today ‘whatever’ - homosexuality and sodomy were imprisonable crimes until a few years ago and it’s the opinion of many that it is only due the fact Parliament and Whitehall are infested with brown hatter politicos and shirt lifting civil servant jobsworths – along with an unhealthy cadre of raving pederasts - that this law was ever revoked.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Faggotford County Court yesterday issued a verdict that a flaming gay couple who were turned away from a bed and breakfast were discriminated against due their sexual orientation.
Rupert Fitzsimon, 64, and Auntie Simon Fitzrupert, 59, had booked a double room at the Puritans Lodge Bed and Breakfast in Bummington-on-Sea via email to spend their 175-ers honeymoon following a civil partnership marriage ceremony at the St Sodom’s Church for Latter Day Iron Hoofs.
However, when they arrived in March 2010, the B & B owner, Mrs Gladys McTwatt, refused to allow them stay in a room with a double bed, citing the Holy Bible and the Old Testament’s Book of Leviticus 18:22 which states without a single shred of ambiguity that men playing the beast with two back are an unnatural ‘abomination’ – and further reinforced her denial of access with excerpts and quotes from Ezekiel 16:49-50, Jude 1:7 and the Gospel of Matthew 10:14-15.
Faggotford County Court Recorder Mingeeter Godermiche, handing down her verdict, opined that by refusing the male couple access to a double room, Mrs McTwatt had treated them less favourably than she would treat unmarried heterosexual couples in the same circumstances – to which the irate landlady protested “If they’s not married in the eyes of God then I don’t want them stayin’ in my B & B cos it’s an effin’ sin – whether it’s two women signin’ in as Madam an’ Eve - or two blokes posin’ as Adam an’ Steve. Believe me, this culture of political correctness where folks can’t say ‘Booo!’ ter a goose anymore an’ these barmy equality laws have gone too far when they start ter intrude inter a Christian family dwellin’ in total contradiction of wot Mother nature intended.”
“So wot’s next, we’ve got ter accept a bunch of pot-smokin’ hippies or rampant Hells Angels bikers on a Doggers Wood excursion - or some shepherd an’ a couple of effin’ sheep – or else I’m back here in court an’ up before the beak again?”
“I don’t allow no shit-stabbers or group sex clusterfucks either. Really, it’s simply not natural fer two grown men ter go sticking their willies up each other’s bums – an’ I don’t want ter find spunk stains or big skidmarks and poo all over the sheets when I come to change the beddings cos one of them’s got a prolapsed sphincter from getting’ dicked all night.”
Regardless of Mrs McTwatt’s protestations and threats to appeal, the gay couple, from Fudgers Common near Middlesex, were awarded £1,800 quid each due suffering ‘injury to their sensibilities’.
To wit, henceforth we are forced to accept that the basis of our moral laws, the Holy Bible, is to be binned and the scripture of Leviticus which states for the eternal record that in God’s opinion all sodomites are an abomination, is to be ignored and these unnatural and licentious two-legged ‘aberrations’ now have Broken Britain’s law courts on their side.
Conversely – or in the words of the youth of today ‘whatever’ - homosexuality and sodomy were imprisonable crimes until a few years ago and it’s the opinion of many that it is only due the fact Parliament and Whitehall are infested with brown hatter politicos and shirt lifting civil servant jobsworths – along with an unhealthy cadre of raving pederasts - that this law was ever revoked.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thursday, 18 October 2012
Lancs Plod Gets Moron of the Year Award
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Nice to be gifted with the benefits of 20/20 hindsight and review the litany of ‘What the fuck could go wrong next’ incidents involving our national Plod Squad, where we have the Met’s crack top gun SO19 Armed Response Unit deploying their Kratos ‘shoot first – ask questions later’ strategy on Stockwell tube station back in 2005 and multi-tapping a Brazilian electrician in the skull as they don’t know shit from shinola and mistook the hapless sod for a Muslim terrorist.
Next on the long list of major fuck-ups, career thug PC Simon Harwood beats Ian Tomlinson, an innocent passer-by news vendor, to death as part of an April Fool’s Day joke at the 2009 G20 demonstrations – twatting him across the back of the legs with a police issue Asp telescopic steel baton then shoved him violently to the concrete pavement, simply due the fact he’d had a bad day – and following protracted judicial wrangles is found not guilty of manslaughter or even common assault – or negatively contributing in any shape or form to the hapless Tomlinson’s untimely death.
Then half-chat reputed bad boy Marky Duggan (unarmed) is disposed of by the Met’s bungling sharp-shooters in yet another botched extra-judicial killing that kick started the Tottenham riots of 2011 - which spread across our once-sceptred isle like a dose of clap in a Rotherham whore house – and left millions feared dead.
To wit, one would obviously conclude that the UK’s Plod Squad wallies have by now learned their lesson and engage brain before committing similar fatal mistakes. Ah-ha, think again, for this is an intellectually-challenged bunch of knuckle-draggers we’re talking about here - not some television police outfit trained by a common sense guru who have the double-indemnity insurance facility of a script-writer to make sure they don’t fuck up unintentionally before zillions of mesmerised viewers.
So, the latest case to be referred to the IPCC (Independent Police Coverups Commission) is one involving a uniformed officer with the Lancashire force, specifically PC Norman Clott, a former security guard with Renta-Moron, known to friends and associates alike as a right knobhead who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.
PC Clott had been dispatched to Chorley town centre last Friday afternoon, following the receipt of several reports concerning a man who appeared to be drunk and disorderly, roaming around in broad daylight, armed with a Japanese samurai sword and shouting “Banzai!” at terrified shoppers.
In what has got to constitute the biggest fuck up since the last big fuck up, former architectural company director Colin Farmer, 61, a registered blind person now retired since suffering two strokes – the second in March this year, which left him hospitalised for two months - was walking along Upper Fuckwit Street to meet with friends at the local Rat & Pikey boozer, nonchalantly tapping his white stick against the pavement kerb when PC Clott shouted “Drop the sword yer scally twat or else I’m gonna zap yer!”
Obviously the sightless Mr Farmer thought this order was directed at some other erring member of the public pedestrian traffic flow and continued tapping his way down the street – until a few paces further, right outside the town’s popular Practical Pig restaurant – in front of a veritable legion of eye witnesses - he was struck in the back by PC Clott’s Taser and belted with a 50,000 volts discharge.
To add insult to injury, Clott then rolled the prostrate suspect on his stomach, forced his hands behind his back and cuffed him – wholly ignoring Farmer’s protestations of “I’m blind, you stupid twat, and that’s my white stick, not a fucking sword or a Star Wars light sabre.”
After securing his ‘quarry’, PC Clott was joined by other officers who collectively got their heads together and came to the conclusion that Mr Farmer, regardless of not being accompanied by the customary Labrador guide dog, was actually blind and his white stick wasn’t a sword and hence didn’t really constitute a dangerous weapon, and were kind enough to drive the traumatised senior citizen to the nearest hospital for a check up.
Thought for the day: Talk about discerning ‘shit from shinola’ – not only are these clowns unable to tell the difference between a Brazilian Christian sparky and an Asian Paki Muslim bomb-toting terrorist patsy, they can’t differentiate between a vision-impaired person’s white stick and a Japanese katana.
Reflecting on the above snafu, this doesn’t bear thinking about – but our dog and pony show of a Libservative Coalition, along with the UK’s neo-fascist law and order proponents, want to equip every dog wanker on the force with a Taser - with even more pushing to arm the entire Plod Squad with 9mm parabellum Glock side arms.
There are currently 12,000 Tasers being carried by plods, but under Police Federation plans that will be increased to 36,000.
Really, where the fuck do they recruit these people from – or simply shake the trees? The mind truly boggles. Hopefully the Plod Squad’s latest victim has a legion of ambulance-chasing ‘no win-no fee’ legal beagles camped on his Chorley doorstep and whispering that magic word through the letter box: ‘Compensation’.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Nice to be gifted with the benefits of 20/20 hindsight and review the litany of ‘What the fuck could go wrong next’ incidents involving our national Plod Squad, where we have the Met’s crack top gun SO19 Armed Response Unit deploying their Kratos ‘shoot first – ask questions later’ strategy on Stockwell tube station back in 2005 and multi-tapping a Brazilian electrician in the skull as they don’t know shit from shinola and mistook the hapless sod for a Muslim terrorist.
Next on the long list of major fuck-ups, career thug PC Simon Harwood beats Ian Tomlinson, an innocent passer-by news vendor, to death as part of an April Fool’s Day joke at the 2009 G20 demonstrations – twatting him across the back of the legs with a police issue Asp telescopic steel baton then shoved him violently to the concrete pavement, simply due the fact he’d had a bad day – and following protracted judicial wrangles is found not guilty of manslaughter or even common assault – or negatively contributing in any shape or form to the hapless Tomlinson’s untimely death.
Then half-chat reputed bad boy Marky Duggan (unarmed) is disposed of by the Met’s bungling sharp-shooters in yet another botched extra-judicial killing that kick started the Tottenham riots of 2011 - which spread across our once-sceptred isle like a dose of clap in a Rotherham whore house – and left millions feared dead.
To wit, one would obviously conclude that the UK’s Plod Squad wallies have by now learned their lesson and engage brain before committing similar fatal mistakes. Ah-ha, think again, for this is an intellectually-challenged bunch of knuckle-draggers we’re talking about here - not some television police outfit trained by a common sense guru who have the double-indemnity insurance facility of a script-writer to make sure they don’t fuck up unintentionally before zillions of mesmerised viewers.
So, the latest case to be referred to the IPCC (Independent Police Coverups Commission) is one involving a uniformed officer with the Lancashire force, specifically PC Norman Clott, a former security guard with Renta-Moron, known to friends and associates alike as a right knobhead who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow.
PC Clott had been dispatched to Chorley town centre last Friday afternoon, following the receipt of several reports concerning a man who appeared to be drunk and disorderly, roaming around in broad daylight, armed with a Japanese samurai sword and shouting “Banzai!” at terrified shoppers.
In what has got to constitute the biggest fuck up since the last big fuck up, former architectural company director Colin Farmer, 61, a registered blind person now retired since suffering two strokes – the second in March this year, which left him hospitalised for two months - was walking along Upper Fuckwit Street to meet with friends at the local Rat & Pikey boozer, nonchalantly tapping his white stick against the pavement kerb when PC Clott shouted “Drop the sword yer scally twat or else I’m gonna zap yer!”
Obviously the sightless Mr Farmer thought this order was directed at some other erring member of the public pedestrian traffic flow and continued tapping his way down the street – until a few paces further, right outside the town’s popular Practical Pig restaurant – in front of a veritable legion of eye witnesses - he was struck in the back by PC Clott’s Taser and belted with a 50,000 volts discharge.
To add insult to injury, Clott then rolled the prostrate suspect on his stomach, forced his hands behind his back and cuffed him – wholly ignoring Farmer’s protestations of “I’m blind, you stupid twat, and that’s my white stick, not a fucking sword or a Star Wars light sabre.”
After securing his ‘quarry’, PC Clott was joined by other officers who collectively got their heads together and came to the conclusion that Mr Farmer, regardless of not being accompanied by the customary Labrador guide dog, was actually blind and his white stick wasn’t a sword and hence didn’t really constitute a dangerous weapon, and were kind enough to drive the traumatised senior citizen to the nearest hospital for a check up.
Thought for the day: Talk about discerning ‘shit from shinola’ – not only are these clowns unable to tell the difference between a Brazilian Christian sparky and an Asian Paki Muslim bomb-toting terrorist patsy, they can’t differentiate between a vision-impaired person’s white stick and a Japanese katana.
Reflecting on the above snafu, this doesn’t bear thinking about – but our dog and pony show of a Libservative Coalition, along with the UK’s neo-fascist law and order proponents, want to equip every dog wanker on the force with a Taser - with even more pushing to arm the entire Plod Squad with 9mm parabellum Glock side arms.
There are currently 12,000 Tasers being carried by plods, but under Police Federation plans that will be increased to 36,000.
Really, where the fuck do they recruit these people from – or simply shake the trees? The mind truly boggles. Hopefully the Plod Squad’s latest victim has a legion of ambulance-chasing ‘no win-no fee’ legal beagles camped on his Chorley doorstep and whispering that magic word through the letter box: ‘Compensation’.
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Mitchell Funded Rwanda Military Invasion
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The beleaguered Tory MP for Slut & Coldfeet, Andrew ‘Coco Pops’ Mitchell - a party apparatchik now stricken with the credibility of a one-armed paper-hanger since pulling his arrogant VIP ego power play on Downing Street plods - is the current target of New Labour’s child prodigy leader, Ed Millipede, who in a points-scoring display of juvenile petulance claimed Posh Dave Scameron’s newly-appointed 'Plebgate' Chief Whip is ‘toast’.
The remarks, made during Prime Minister’s Questions, are thought to be a direct reference to Mitchell’s political future being a ‘past tense’ issue due him lying through his teeth over the context of his profane and insulting remarks to Met’s officers involved in the asinine ‘pissing contest’ altercation over not having Downing Street’s main gates opened for him to ride his bike through unhindered.
Well, perhaps not a bad thing that the obnoxious Mitchell is in Millipede’s cross hairs for this display of brazen hubris (quite typical of his customary rudeness) – and not for the major fubar committed on the final day of his tenure as Minister for International Development – when he casually awarded £16 zillion quid’s worth of British taxpaying ‘plebs’ money in an aid package to fund Tutsi President Jaffacake Kagame’s Rwandan military adventures into the Democratic Republic of Congo – where their litany of human rights and wrongs abuses are close to surpassing even those the Israelis commit against their Palestinian victims in the occupied West Bank territories and besieged Gaza Strip on a daily basis.
The gospel according to Twat-Watch, the international human rights sentinel group, Rwanda had gone from home-spun genocide and disaster to being a territorial bully and, taking a leaf from the United States of Israel’s Manifest Destiny book of war-mongering excuses, has now joined Uganda to invade neighbouring Congo and grab a major slice of their mega-bucks ‘unobtanium’ rare element natural resources – such as coltan and tantalum - by backing their proxy M23 separatist rebels in the North Kivu Province.
Here the imported ‘conflict minerals’ warfront pits Kagame’s machete-madness forces not only against renegade General Bosco ‘The Terminator’ Ntaganda and the troops of the incumbent DRC President Joseph ‘Kadogos’ Kabila - who prefers to keep his craven black arse safely in Kinshasa – but also the UN blue cap peacekeeping force that seem to be tasked with a passive observance status and are thus as much use as tits on a bull.
Hence Rwanda had effectively annexed the mineral-rich eastern Congo region thanks to their proxy rebel forces who have now established a de facto Tonton Macoute style administration in the North Kivu Province, collecting taxes and controlling the movements and industries of the peasant demographic by keeping the proverbial jackboot on the neck of any social mobility aspirations they might harbour in the covert cerebral synapses of their deluded imaginations.
The latest report by the UN Security Council's Group of Experts (no laughing - sic) provides more details of Rwanda's continued involvement, with M23 leaders receiving direct military orders from Rwanda's chief of defence staff, Gen Wormhole Kayonga, who in turn acts on instructions from the Minister of Defence, Gen N’kunta Chuckabutty – who, in turn takes his orders directly from Presidents Kagame in Kigale and Museveni in Kampala.
Nice one Andrew Mitchell, so even if Ed Millipede and the Police Federation do succeed in getting your arrogant arse fired, doubtless a grateful Joseph Kagame will always be in need of a Chief Whip to lash the Hutus into further submission – and too motivate their Congolese slave workers to keep digging out the mega-bucks unobtaniums.
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The beleaguered Tory MP for Slut & Coldfeet, Andrew ‘Coco Pops’ Mitchell - a party apparatchik now stricken with the credibility of a one-armed paper-hanger since pulling his arrogant VIP ego power play on Downing Street plods - is the current target of New Labour’s child prodigy leader, Ed Millipede, who in a points-scoring display of juvenile petulance claimed Posh Dave Scameron’s newly-appointed 'Plebgate' Chief Whip is ‘toast’.
The remarks, made during Prime Minister’s Questions, are thought to be a direct reference to Mitchell’s political future being a ‘past tense’ issue due him lying through his teeth over the context of his profane and insulting remarks to Met’s officers involved in the asinine ‘pissing contest’ altercation over not having Downing Street’s main gates opened for him to ride his bike through unhindered.
Well, perhaps not a bad thing that the obnoxious Mitchell is in Millipede’s cross hairs for this display of brazen hubris (quite typical of his customary rudeness) – and not for the major fubar committed on the final day of his tenure as Minister for International Development – when he casually awarded £16 zillion quid’s worth of British taxpaying ‘plebs’ money in an aid package to fund Tutsi President Jaffacake Kagame’s Rwandan military adventures into the Democratic Republic of Congo – where their litany of human rights and wrongs abuses are close to surpassing even those the Israelis commit against their Palestinian victims in the occupied West Bank territories and besieged Gaza Strip on a daily basis.
The gospel according to Twat-Watch, the international human rights sentinel group, Rwanda had gone from home-spun genocide and disaster to being a territorial bully and, taking a leaf from the United States of Israel’s Manifest Destiny book of war-mongering excuses, has now joined Uganda to invade neighbouring Congo and grab a major slice of their mega-bucks ‘unobtanium’ rare element natural resources – such as coltan and tantalum - by backing their proxy M23 separatist rebels in the North Kivu Province.
Here the imported ‘conflict minerals’ warfront pits Kagame’s machete-madness forces not only against renegade General Bosco ‘The Terminator’ Ntaganda and the troops of the incumbent DRC President Joseph ‘Kadogos’ Kabila - who prefers to keep his craven black arse safely in Kinshasa – but also the UN blue cap peacekeeping force that seem to be tasked with a passive observance status and are thus as much use as tits on a bull.
Hence Rwanda had effectively annexed the mineral-rich eastern Congo region thanks to their proxy rebel forces who have now established a de facto Tonton Macoute style administration in the North Kivu Province, collecting taxes and controlling the movements and industries of the peasant demographic by keeping the proverbial jackboot on the neck of any social mobility aspirations they might harbour in the covert cerebral synapses of their deluded imaginations.
The latest report by the UN Security Council's Group of Experts (no laughing - sic) provides more details of Rwanda's continued involvement, with M23 leaders receiving direct military orders from Rwanda's chief of defence staff, Gen Wormhole Kayonga, who in turn acts on instructions from the Minister of Defence, Gen N’kunta Chuckabutty – who, in turn takes his orders directly from Presidents Kagame in Kigale and Museveni in Kampala.
Nice one Andrew Mitchell, so even if Ed Millipede and the Police Federation do succeed in getting your arrogant arse fired, doubtless a grateful Joseph Kagame will always be in need of a Chief Whip to lash the Hutus into further submission – and too motivate their Congolese slave workers to keep digging out the mega-bucks unobtaniums.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Porno Flicks now on School Curriculum
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Dozens of irate parents have withdrawn their pre-pubescent children from the Slumborough Hamlets Asbo Central Academy after a group of pupils were reported to have watched porno’ movies on Dirty Desmond’s ‘Cock Sucking Sluts’ freeview adult TV channel – plus a harrowing documentary on the ingrained culture of kiddie fiddling at the BBC - during an overnight field trip to sordid Skegness.
Snottinghamshire County Council is investigating allegations that a class of girls aged eight watched hours of rampant sex scenes – including the banned ‘Dirty DJ’s do Debbie the Dogger’ - on their dormitory goggle box while on a trip to Skeggy – which has resulted in thirty-plus pupils being taken out of class following a string of serious complaints concerning the bizarre teaching methods practiced at the Slumborough Hamlets Academy.
Feral Beryl Slaggerotti, an eight-year old pupil at the school, was forced to come clean and grassed up the erring group after a slip of the tongue at home gave the game away.
The girl’s mother, Mrs Sapphie Slagerotti, informed media hacks that she was dressing ready for a hen party when her daughter commented “You can’t wear a skirt that short Mummy, you’ll be asking to get shagged up the bum like those dirty sluts on the telly.’”
Beryl’s critical remark revealed the incident occurred when one of the temporary supply teachers accompanying the field trip party came in to check the girls were bedded down in their dormitory for the night then switched from Teletubbies to the freeview adult porno channel to keep the girls glued to the screen while the staff slipped off down to the pub for a piss-up.
Mrs Chlamydia Ffinch-Gargoyle, a governor at the school, which caters for over three hundred pupils aged between four and eleven years of age, opined to one press hack from the Pederasts Gazette "In my unqualified opinion the duty of care policy and child protection measures at the school have been nowhere near rigorously enough adhered to since this new contingent of economic migrant teachers from the EU’s Eastern bloc took up their duties last term.”
“One of the main complaints registered with the board of governors is that a class of girls was encouraged to view ‘inappropriate material’ via an unrestricted satellite television channel while on a field trip to Skegness to take part in the St Crispin of the Sacred Catamites Charity Marathon.”
Ffinch-Gargoyle, a former teacher herself at Snottingham’s Gladys Gorgon Institute for Latter Day Harpies, has called for the incumbent Headmistress, Fellattia Titwank, to be suspended while an inquiry by Snottinghamshire County Council is undertaken, and concluded her comments with “How the school was ever given a ‘Good’ status report by Ofsted following their inspection last year is an equally worrying factor that requires further scrutiny into a culture of complacency on both sides of the fence.”
Chantelle McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three, informed the media “I’m not sendin’ me effin’ kids ter that academy anymore, where they might be gettin’ groomed fer underage sex wiv some horny twat of a teacher - or one of them child molestin’ DJs wot works fer the BBC – the type of scumbags wot lets ‘em watch porno movies when they go on a school trip – or worse still, like that other psycho maniac Thomas Hamilton at Dunblane, pimping school kids an’ cub scouts ter a gang of Masonic establishment paedo’ perverts an’ then went postal an’ snuffed a load of kids an’ did himself in.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Dozens of irate parents have withdrawn their pre-pubescent children from the Slumborough Hamlets Asbo Central Academy after a group of pupils were reported to have watched porno’ movies on Dirty Desmond’s ‘Cock Sucking Sluts’ freeview adult TV channel – plus a harrowing documentary on the ingrained culture of kiddie fiddling at the BBC - during an overnight field trip to sordid Skegness.
Snottinghamshire County Council is investigating allegations that a class of girls aged eight watched hours of rampant sex scenes – including the banned ‘Dirty DJ’s do Debbie the Dogger’ - on their dormitory goggle box while on a trip to Skeggy – which has resulted in thirty-plus pupils being taken out of class following a string of serious complaints concerning the bizarre teaching methods practiced at the Slumborough Hamlets Academy.
Feral Beryl Slaggerotti, an eight-year old pupil at the school, was forced to come clean and grassed up the erring group after a slip of the tongue at home gave the game away.
The girl’s mother, Mrs Sapphie Slagerotti, informed media hacks that she was dressing ready for a hen party when her daughter commented “You can’t wear a skirt that short Mummy, you’ll be asking to get shagged up the bum like those dirty sluts on the telly.’”
Beryl’s critical remark revealed the incident occurred when one of the temporary supply teachers accompanying the field trip party came in to check the girls were bedded down in their dormitory for the night then switched from Teletubbies to the freeview adult porno channel to keep the girls glued to the screen while the staff slipped off down to the pub for a piss-up.
Mrs Chlamydia Ffinch-Gargoyle, a governor at the school, which caters for over three hundred pupils aged between four and eleven years of age, opined to one press hack from the Pederasts Gazette "In my unqualified opinion the duty of care policy and child protection measures at the school have been nowhere near rigorously enough adhered to since this new contingent of economic migrant teachers from the EU’s Eastern bloc took up their duties last term.”
“One of the main complaints registered with the board of governors is that a class of girls was encouraged to view ‘inappropriate material’ via an unrestricted satellite television channel while on a field trip to Skegness to take part in the St Crispin of the Sacred Catamites Charity Marathon.”
Ffinch-Gargoyle, a former teacher herself at Snottingham’s Gladys Gorgon Institute for Latter Day Harpies, has called for the incumbent Headmistress, Fellattia Titwank, to be suspended while an inquiry by Snottinghamshire County Council is undertaken, and concluded her comments with “How the school was ever given a ‘Good’ status report by Ofsted following their inspection last year is an equally worrying factor that requires further scrutiny into a culture of complacency on both sides of the fence.”
Chantelle McSkanger, a 16-year old mother of three, informed the media “I’m not sendin’ me effin’ kids ter that academy anymore, where they might be gettin’ groomed fer underage sex wiv some horny twat of a teacher - or one of them child molestin’ DJs wot works fer the BBC – the type of scumbags wot lets ‘em watch porno movies when they go on a school trip – or worse still, like that other psycho maniac Thomas Hamilton at Dunblane, pimping school kids an’ cub scouts ter a gang of Masonic establishment paedo’ perverts an’ then went postal an’ snuffed a load of kids an’ did himself in.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 17 October 2012
McKinnon Nixes Assange Offer of Spare Bed
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Thanks to the cacophonous hue and cry and massive human rights protest pressure exerted by the UK’s voting demographic (aka the common herd), Home Secretary Theresa May has finally provided debatable evidence that perhaps her ‘Reign of Error’ to date has not been the total unmitigated disaster some believe, with the ‘logic prevails’ announcement yesterday that unlike the star-crossed TV Shack’s Richard O’Dwyer (and a host of other unfortunates), computer hacker Garry ‘Solo’ McKinnon is not medically fit to suffer ‘extraordinary rendition’ to the ultra-fascist Great Satan and stand trial for his alleged X-Files crime - then be imprisoned in one of the good ole US of A’s dehumanised Fight Club sodomite paradises to serve a possible sentence of 60 years.
To wit, the Home Secretary, to all intents and purposes perpetually indecisive where matters of political gravity are concerned, after two and a half years of dragging her feet on the McKinnon hacking case and hoping it would go away of its own accord so she didn’t end up committing career seppuku – either by denying the United States' arrogant ‘Read This, Tremble and Obey’ extradition demand – or bowing to the ZioNazi Yank’s entreaty and approving it - then having Gary attempt - or even worse – ‘actually commit’ suicide on her watch – has finally put on a pair of sensible shit-kicking shoes, taken her testosterone booster shot and told the Yanks to fuck off as justice is going to be dispensed on the crime’s home turf – Merrie England - and the CIA should be happy they got the one-eyed, hook-handed cleric Abu Hamster and a bunch of his Jolly Jihad mates delivered by Fed-Ex the previous week.
Medical experts have recently submitted a report to Mrs May that concluded the 46-year old Asperger’s Syndrome-stricken McKinnon would be likely to either seek asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy with WickedLeaks founder Julian Blancmange - another political prisoner of conscience – or go into self-harming mode and perhaps flee to Switzerland and seek sanctuary in Zurich’s Dignitas clinic.
In the canny eyes of the UK’s electorate, May, the incumbent Tory MP for Knobhead in Twatshire, is regarded as a politician whose only academic qualification for the Home Office post is not a law degree but the fact she majored in Geography, which sarcastic critics claim would perhaps better endow the menopausal old bat for a slot at the Foreign Office - indicating for the intellectually-challenged FS Willy ‘Fudge’ Vague which ethnic group of slants, Arabs and generalised darkies live where on Planet Earth – and point out how much land the Israelis are stealing off the marginalised Muslim population of the occupied West Bank and around the future Palestinian state’s capital of Jerusalem.
McKinnon’s plight began in 2002 when he hacked through NASA’s and the CIA’s piss poor cyber security systems from the bedroom of his North London flat, searching the real X-Files for evidence of 9/11 being a US-Israeli false flag terrorist attack - and the existence of UFO’s and little green men - and Kenyan or Indonesian birth certificates in the name of a Muslim Afro-American impersonator named Barry Soetoro.
This schoolboy level prank of juvenile mischief was blown out of all common sense proportion by the Great Satan’s Master Race of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ZioNazis whose vindictive Department of Homeland Insecurity and FBI / CIA / NSA intelligence service (sic) bureaucrats who simply couldn’t live under the cloud of embarrassment of being exposed as a bunch of amateurs posing as professionals without fielding a rabid, vengeance-bent response – and with McKinnon’s North London Woods Green borough neighbourhood being on a UAV MQ-9 Reaper assassination drone no-fly sector of the UK, decided if they couldn’t take him out with a Shitstreak missile then they’d play the satellite litigation card and push for his extradition to stand trial on the charges in the US instead.
Since the chronically paranoid McKinnon was originally charged with being a bloody nuisance before UK magistrates for his hacking crimes, the British courts have repeatedly refused to block his extradition for what in Britain amounts to a Community Service Order sentence, despite doctors testifying he might go into terminal self-harm mode and commit suicide if bundled on to a plane to the good ole US of A.
McKinnon claims his motivation for the hacking incidents originated from a faux pas statement made at the Washington Press Club in May 2001 involving the top secret Disclosure Project – which mentioned that a captured spacecraft, extra-terrestrial in origin, was reverse engineered by US military scientists, General Motors and the Lego Corporation.
He hoped to find evidence of UFO's, anti-gravity technology, faked Moon landings, the US military-industrial complex's suppression of free energy, and that the Bush administration’s kikester neo-cons and high-fiving Israeli Mossad agents were responsible for the 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks - and too the multiple HAARP array induced earthquake and tsunami strikes on the nations of Greater Asia: all of which McKinnon claims to have proven the veracity of through his actions.
Gary was originally tracked down and arrested under the Computer Misuse Act by the UK’s premium Crime Unit for National hi-Tech Services (CUNTS) in 2002 who informed him that he would face community service and probably have to clean pensioner’s windows around Woods Green for six months. However, the Crown Prosecution Service refused to take the matter to court as the charges didn’t pass the Full Code Test.
Conversely he was eventually targeted and indicted by the United States government’s Extreme Revenge Department who demanded he be flown to the Great Satan and face punishment for his alleged nuisance crimes under the lop-sided statutes of the 2004 US / UK Extradition Treaty.
The US government insisted McKinnon’s hacking was intentional and calculated to influence and affect the US government by intimidation and coercion and his exposure of their Archuleta Mesa underground alien base at Dulce in New Mexico had brought them into disrepute with the ruling Galactic Council of Two-Headed Elders.
McKinnon proved the US military / intelligence computer security system wasn’t fit for purpose - and made CIA / NSA operatives look stupid by gaining access to their systems in search of covered-up information about UFO activity and subsequently being invited to join the Grotty Greys & Draco Reptoids’ Facebook group.
Hence the spooks and goons wanted their own back and the issue was nothing to do with security and everything to do with John Wayne's mortally bruised ego.
Thought for the day: Why couldn’t our despised Colonial Cousins just put it down to experience, say “Cheers” to Gary for pointing out their inherent security loopholes, rub some other less caustic unguent on their affronted self-esteem and have left the balm of spiteful vengeance justly corked in its wickedly dark bottle.
However, human nature being what it is, and with the British government wagging its body in tune to the US establishment’s vindictive tail, in the McKinnon X-Files case they were prepared to do whatever they were told. It's called the 'Free World', apparently.
For fuck’s sake, beam me up, Scully.
To wit, fuck the Great Satan – aka the United States of Israel – and the 2004 US / UK Extradition Treaty – and their New World Order – and any other fucker and their dog that swings their arms around in the global bully’s mosh pit.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a news sheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Thanks to the cacophonous hue and cry and massive human rights protest pressure exerted by the UK’s voting demographic (aka the common herd), Home Secretary Theresa May has finally provided debatable evidence that perhaps her ‘Reign of Error’ to date has not been the total unmitigated disaster some believe, with the ‘logic prevails’ announcement yesterday that unlike the star-crossed TV Shack’s Richard O’Dwyer (and a host of other unfortunates), computer hacker Garry ‘Solo’ McKinnon is not medically fit to suffer ‘extraordinary rendition’ to the ultra-fascist Great Satan and stand trial for his alleged X-Files crime - then be imprisoned in one of the good ole US of A’s dehumanised Fight Club sodomite paradises to serve a possible sentence of 60 years.
To wit, the Home Secretary, to all intents and purposes perpetually indecisive where matters of political gravity are concerned, after two and a half years of dragging her feet on the McKinnon hacking case and hoping it would go away of its own accord so she didn’t end up committing career seppuku – either by denying the United States' arrogant ‘Read This, Tremble and Obey’ extradition demand – or bowing to the ZioNazi Yank’s entreaty and approving it - then having Gary attempt - or even worse – ‘actually commit’ suicide on her watch – has finally put on a pair of sensible shit-kicking shoes, taken her testosterone booster shot and told the Yanks to fuck off as justice is going to be dispensed on the crime’s home turf – Merrie England - and the CIA should be happy they got the one-eyed, hook-handed cleric Abu Hamster and a bunch of his Jolly Jihad mates delivered by Fed-Ex the previous week.
Medical experts have recently submitted a report to Mrs May that concluded the 46-year old Asperger’s Syndrome-stricken McKinnon would be likely to either seek asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy with WickedLeaks founder Julian Blancmange - another political prisoner of conscience – or go into self-harming mode and perhaps flee to Switzerland and seek sanctuary in Zurich’s Dignitas clinic.
In the canny eyes of the UK’s electorate, May, the incumbent Tory MP for Knobhead in Twatshire, is regarded as a politician whose only academic qualification for the Home Office post is not a law degree but the fact she majored in Geography, which sarcastic critics claim would perhaps better endow the menopausal old bat for a slot at the Foreign Office - indicating for the intellectually-challenged FS Willy ‘Fudge’ Vague which ethnic group of slants, Arabs and generalised darkies live where on Planet Earth – and point out how much land the Israelis are stealing off the marginalised Muslim population of the occupied West Bank and around the future Palestinian state’s capital of Jerusalem.
McKinnon’s plight began in 2002 when he hacked through NASA’s and the CIA’s piss poor cyber security systems from the bedroom of his North London flat, searching the real X-Files for evidence of 9/11 being a US-Israeli false flag terrorist attack - and the existence of UFO’s and little green men - and Kenyan or Indonesian birth certificates in the name of a Muslim Afro-American impersonator named Barry Soetoro.
This schoolboy level prank of juvenile mischief was blown out of all common sense proportion by the Great Satan’s Master Race of White Anglo-Saxon Protestant ZioNazis whose vindictive Department of Homeland Insecurity and FBI / CIA / NSA intelligence service (sic) bureaucrats who simply couldn’t live under the cloud of embarrassment of being exposed as a bunch of amateurs posing as professionals without fielding a rabid, vengeance-bent response – and with McKinnon’s North London Woods Green borough neighbourhood being on a UAV MQ-9 Reaper assassination drone no-fly sector of the UK, decided if they couldn’t take him out with a Shitstreak missile then they’d play the satellite litigation card and push for his extradition to stand trial on the charges in the US instead.
Since the chronically paranoid McKinnon was originally charged with being a bloody nuisance before UK magistrates for his hacking crimes, the British courts have repeatedly refused to block his extradition for what in Britain amounts to a Community Service Order sentence, despite doctors testifying he might go into terminal self-harm mode and commit suicide if bundled on to a plane to the good ole US of A.
McKinnon claims his motivation for the hacking incidents originated from a faux pas statement made at the Washington Press Club in May 2001 involving the top secret Disclosure Project – which mentioned that a captured spacecraft, extra-terrestrial in origin, was reverse engineered by US military scientists, General Motors and the Lego Corporation.
He hoped to find evidence of UFO's, anti-gravity technology, faked Moon landings, the US military-industrial complex's suppression of free energy, and that the Bush administration’s kikester neo-cons and high-fiving Israeli Mossad agents were responsible for the 9/11 false flag terrorist attacks - and too the multiple HAARP array induced earthquake and tsunami strikes on the nations of Greater Asia: all of which McKinnon claims to have proven the veracity of through his actions.
Gary was originally tracked down and arrested under the Computer Misuse Act by the UK’s premium Crime Unit for National hi-Tech Services (CUNTS) in 2002 who informed him that he would face community service and probably have to clean pensioner’s windows around Woods Green for six months. However, the Crown Prosecution Service refused to take the matter to court as the charges didn’t pass the Full Code Test.
Conversely he was eventually targeted and indicted by the United States government’s Extreme Revenge Department who demanded he be flown to the Great Satan and face punishment for his alleged nuisance crimes under the lop-sided statutes of the 2004 US / UK Extradition Treaty.
The US government insisted McKinnon’s hacking was intentional and calculated to influence and affect the US government by intimidation and coercion and his exposure of their Archuleta Mesa underground alien base at Dulce in New Mexico had brought them into disrepute with the ruling Galactic Council of Two-Headed Elders.
McKinnon proved the US military / intelligence computer security system wasn’t fit for purpose - and made CIA / NSA operatives look stupid by gaining access to their systems in search of covered-up information about UFO activity and subsequently being invited to join the Grotty Greys & Draco Reptoids’ Facebook group.
Hence the spooks and goons wanted their own back and the issue was nothing to do with security and everything to do with John Wayne's mortally bruised ego.
Thought for the day: Why couldn’t our despised Colonial Cousins just put it down to experience, say “Cheers” to Gary for pointing out their inherent security loopholes, rub some other less caustic unguent on their affronted self-esteem and have left the balm of spiteful vengeance justly corked in its wickedly dark bottle.
However, human nature being what it is, and with the British government wagging its body in tune to the US establishment’s vindictive tail, in the McKinnon X-Files case they were prepared to do whatever they were told. It's called the 'Free World', apparently.
For fuck’s sake, beam me up, Scully.
To wit, fuck the Great Satan – aka the United States of Israel – and the 2004 US / UK Extradition Treaty – and their New World Order – and any other fucker and their dog that swings their arms around in the global bully’s mosh pit.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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