Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
While the length and breadth of Broken Britain might still be in the throttling grasp of a triple-dip recession – known in the halcyon days before politically-correct bullshit euphemisms became the haute mode fashion as a simple scorched earth ‘Depression’ – the publishing of the Fifty Shades trilogy - apart from being a boon to the bookselling trade and a great aid to masturbation – is providing an even greater boost to the BD/SM equipment supply industry and affiliated adult sex toy markets.
So too in a bizarre twist, due experiencing yet another one of our typical British hosepipe ban summers and record falls of rain - and a lack of sales, the iconic Mr Whippy ice cream van franchise has begun selling a variety of flagellation aids: tawses, rattan canes, riding crops, bullwhips– and the ultimate cat of ten tails – along with a kinky ‘Fifty Shades’ rainbow-hued butt plug-shaped ice popsicle.
Feral Beryl McSkanger, the authoress of the record-selling ‘granny-porn’ trilogy and a genuine Chelsea-based true lifestyle Agony Aunt Dominatrix, was interviewed earlier this week on the BBC’s Fetish Corner programme by Andrew Marr, and gave the bat-eared presenter an autographed first edition hardback copy of her Fifty Shades of Off-White – printed on jism-proofed paper.
McSkanger’s best-seller is set in the Square Mile of the City of London, where her female protagonist, Ms. Takem Orloff, a Russian émigré stripper turned celebrity Dominatrix, maintains a high class NLP discipline therapy clinic, complete with basement dungeon, that serves to instruct scumbag banksters and Whitehall political types in the error of their immoral ways.
The first instalment of the trilogy traces the Mistress and submissive slave relationship between Orloff and a guilt-ridden Roman Catholic priest, Father Ignatius Scumerotti – and while being no literary masterpiece is in a class of its own and notable for explicitly erotic scenes featuring elements of sexual fetish practices involving bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism – colloquially referred to by the acronym BD/SM.
The ‘Fifty Shades’ title is derived from the varying hues of red and purple Madame Orloff leaves the cheeks of Father Scumerotti’s arse after a good, sound flagellation session as punishment for his suppressed paedophile desires to sodomise his pretty 11-year old choir boys – and rogering himself with an altar candle while jacking off into the font.
Ms McSkanger informed a gob-smacked Andrew Marr that she had relied heavily on her own Dominatrix ‘sexperiences’ at her ‘studio’ located in Chelsea’s prestigious Max Mosley Memorial Gardens for the trilogy’s explicit content.
“If I ever dared actually publish details of the kinks and fetishes of some of the real life Mr Smith clients that are on my books then the government might collapse tomorrow – or MI5 would have me suicided up in the Grassy Knoll Woods like Dr David Kelly.”
“I’ve had most of the House of Conmans MPs and Whitehall civil servants bent over my dungeon’s naughty boy bench for a spankeroo session. Plus I get all these yuppie types an’ other dog wankers from the City coming round for golden showers, Tabasco sauce enemas and mock castrations - or to get suspended by their scrotums while I give them one up the jacksy with a nine inch strapon dildo.”
“Really, they are a bunch of disgusting little twats and I often ponder what would their Mother’s say if they knew how much they’d paid me in tribute to fit them out with Prince Albert piercings and have Madame Orloff branded on their fat arses.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
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Wednesday, 18 July 2012
TSA Gropers Seconded for Olympics
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In what might just prove to be the biggest fuckup since their last big fuckup, the Borders Agency immigration system at Thiefrow Airport has finally come to a grinding halt due the forced redundancy layoff of staff, sanctioned under the Libservative Coalition government’s ‘hack n burn’ austerity campaign – with some hapless tourists spending their entire vacations waiting in passport control queues to get an entry stamp.
Since the ouster of the ginger-mingin Ms Lin Homer last February - (the half-baked civil servant who presided over years of ‘Larry, Mo and Shemp’ slapstick chaos at the Immigration and Nationality Directorate / aka UK Border Agency and became a living proof legend that the Peter Principle, which governs the actual mechanics bureaucratic incompetence, was alive and well) - Immigration Minister Damian Greenfly (the incumbent Tory MP for Old Scrotum) pledged that the Borders Agency would become streamlined and hyper-efficient – by making hundreds of staff redundant and promoting the intellectually-challenged Robert Shiteman – yet another crass amateur posing as a professional - to head the UKBA.
Shiteman, never too quick to engage brain before opening mouth, was conned into being interviewed yesterday on the BBC’s ‘Bungling Gits’ programme then bushwhacked with the question as to why, while G4S were being publically pilloried on live television in the House of Conmans for failing to meet their quota of security guards to police the Olympic Games venues, had the Borders Agency decided to outdo and excel them by being unable to field sufficient staff to man the Thiefrow immigrations desks?
To this conundrum he replied “This is the curse of Brodie Clark come back ter haunt us. Nobody mentioned anything ter us about any 2012 Olympic Games fortnight or bein’ inundated wiv mobs of tourists. I mean ter say, who the fuck in their right mind comes ter Britain on holiday in the summer? Have they never seen rain before? Wot they gonna do, sit in the Olympic stadium wiv a brolly an’ get piss-wet through, eatin’ McDonald’s ‘Monopoly Cut’ chips – or go off paddlin’ down some quaint Home Counties village High Street in a pair of cheapo Pound Stretcher wellies?”
In a last ditch effort to cover the Borders Agency staffing shortfall, Downing Street’s chief gopher Scabby Bertin was handed the unenviable task of calling up Janet Napolitano, the super-dyke head honcho of the Great Satan’s Department of Homeland Insecurity, and pleading that she dispatch, immediately if not sooner, a team of Transportation Security Administration gropers to sexually molest passengers arriving in London on flights from the good ole US of A – so they wouldn’t be stuck in immigration queues and miss the entire games.
However, UK human rights activists have been quick to protest any TSA presence in Britain - which is essentially still a ‘civilised country’ - due their notorious reputation for being staffed by a collection of perverts, pederasts, dog wankers and other associated pondscum – performing intrusive pat downs that have been compared to being raped through your knickers – and several women subjected to full body searches, with a flashlight shoved up their rear passage to check if they were drug mules or terrorists smuggling weapons of mass distraction.
Ron McScrote, the director of the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity, opined to a press hack from the Daily Shitraker “Personally, I’ve seen better organised riots. They’re talkin’ about hyper-security for the Olympics an’ these moronic tossers at ‘Group 4 Insecurity’ turn round and say they’re a few thousand renta-thugs short – an’ now the Borders Agency are so understaffed that shed loads of suicide-bent Semtex Saracens – all registered on the Home Office terrorist suspect index system - are pourin’ in through Thiefrow without a visa, an’ hell-bent on blowin’ up our democratic freedoms.”
“So to add insult to injury this pisspot government of ours are gonna bring in a bunch of renta-gropers from the TSA to get their jollies off by sexually molestin’ British airline passengers.”
“What, with half the criminals in the Plod Squad getting made redundant and three million unemployed on the Joblesscentre’s books, plus the tens of thousands that’s signed the Sex Offenders Register, they’re sayin’ that Broken Britain can’t round up enough paedo’ kiddie fiddlers and tit-squeezin’ crotch gropin’ perverts of our own from that lot to sexually assault arrivin’ passengers?
Thought for the day. As there never was a ‘Plan B’ strategy to cover the G4S and the Borders Agency fubars, we are thus left to ponder is it a matter of genuine chaos – or organised by sinister design? So when the false flag terror attack kicks off with a fucking big Ka-Boom! the government can turn round and point the fickle finger of fate at the Borders Agency and G4S and scream “It’s all your fuckin’ fault!”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In what might just prove to be the biggest fuckup since their last big fuckup, the Borders Agency immigration system at Thiefrow Airport has finally come to a grinding halt due the forced redundancy layoff of staff, sanctioned under the Libservative Coalition government’s ‘hack n burn’ austerity campaign – with some hapless tourists spending their entire vacations waiting in passport control queues to get an entry stamp.
Since the ouster of the ginger-mingin Ms Lin Homer last February - (the half-baked civil servant who presided over years of ‘Larry, Mo and Shemp’ slapstick chaos at the Immigration and Nationality Directorate / aka UK Border Agency and became a living proof legend that the Peter Principle, which governs the actual mechanics bureaucratic incompetence, was alive and well) - Immigration Minister Damian Greenfly (the incumbent Tory MP for Old Scrotum) pledged that the Borders Agency would become streamlined and hyper-efficient – by making hundreds of staff redundant and promoting the intellectually-challenged Robert Shiteman – yet another crass amateur posing as a professional - to head the UKBA.
Shiteman, never too quick to engage brain before opening mouth, was conned into being interviewed yesterday on the BBC’s ‘Bungling Gits’ programme then bushwhacked with the question as to why, while G4S were being publically pilloried on live television in the House of Conmans for failing to meet their quota of security guards to police the Olympic Games venues, had the Borders Agency decided to outdo and excel them by being unable to field sufficient staff to man the Thiefrow immigrations desks?
To this conundrum he replied “This is the curse of Brodie Clark come back ter haunt us. Nobody mentioned anything ter us about any 2012 Olympic Games fortnight or bein’ inundated wiv mobs of tourists. I mean ter say, who the fuck in their right mind comes ter Britain on holiday in the summer? Have they never seen rain before? Wot they gonna do, sit in the Olympic stadium wiv a brolly an’ get piss-wet through, eatin’ McDonald’s ‘Monopoly Cut’ chips – or go off paddlin’ down some quaint Home Counties village High Street in a pair of cheapo Pound Stretcher wellies?”
In a last ditch effort to cover the Borders Agency staffing shortfall, Downing Street’s chief gopher Scabby Bertin was handed the unenviable task of calling up Janet Napolitano, the super-dyke head honcho of the Great Satan’s Department of Homeland Insecurity, and pleading that she dispatch, immediately if not sooner, a team of Transportation Security Administration gropers to sexually molest passengers arriving in London on flights from the good ole US of A – so they wouldn’t be stuck in immigration queues and miss the entire games.
However, UK human rights activists have been quick to protest any TSA presence in Britain - which is essentially still a ‘civilised country’ - due their notorious reputation for being staffed by a collection of perverts, pederasts, dog wankers and other associated pondscum – performing intrusive pat downs that have been compared to being raped through your knickers – and several women subjected to full body searches, with a flashlight shoved up their rear passage to check if they were drug mules or terrorists smuggling weapons of mass distraction.
Ron McScrote, the director of the Twat-Watch government abuse monitor charity, opined to a press hack from the Daily Shitraker “Personally, I’ve seen better organised riots. They’re talkin’ about hyper-security for the Olympics an’ these moronic tossers at ‘Group 4 Insecurity’ turn round and say they’re a few thousand renta-thugs short – an’ now the Borders Agency are so understaffed that shed loads of suicide-bent Semtex Saracens – all registered on the Home Office terrorist suspect index system - are pourin’ in through Thiefrow without a visa, an’ hell-bent on blowin’ up our democratic freedoms.”
“So to add insult to injury this pisspot government of ours are gonna bring in a bunch of renta-gropers from the TSA to get their jollies off by sexually molestin’ British airline passengers.”
“What, with half the criminals in the Plod Squad getting made redundant and three million unemployed on the Joblesscentre’s books, plus the tens of thousands that’s signed the Sex Offenders Register, they’re sayin’ that Broken Britain can’t round up enough paedo’ kiddie fiddlers and tit-squeezin’ crotch gropin’ perverts of our own from that lot to sexually assault arrivin’ passengers?
Thought for the day. As there never was a ‘Plan B’ strategy to cover the G4S and the Borders Agency fubars, we are thus left to ponder is it a matter of genuine chaos – or organised by sinister design? So when the false flag terror attack kicks off with a fucking big Ka-Boom! the government can turn round and point the fickle finger of fate at the Borders Agency and G4S and scream “It’s all your fuckin’ fault!”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Tuesday, 17 July 2012
Syrian Diplomat Gets Offer He Can’t Refuse
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Mr Liwat Manuke Khara, Syria's envoy to Iraq, who last week defected to the ranks of the rebel opposition, is, in a fashion typical of traitors, safely far away from any front line action and ensconced in Qatar.
Ex-Ambassador to Iraq, Manuke Khara, the first senior Syrian diplomat to abandon President ‘Basher’ al-Assad, is now appearing nightly on Al Jazeera television to urge every other Syrian and their dog to follow suit and defect to the Western-backed rebel cause and overthrow the incumbent Russian-aligned Ba’athist regime.
In response to Ambassador Manuke Khara’s treachery, the Damascus-based Syrian Foreign Office is rumoured to have formally terminated his diplomatic status, cancelled his passport, blocked his salary payments and pension, frozen bank accounts, arrested his 96-year old grandma on suspicion of aiding and abetting a known terrorist – and nailed her pet cat to the front door.
Manuke Khara confided to one press hack from the Apostate’s Gazette that “A bunch of CIA and Mossad scumbags turned up at our Baghdad Embassy and one of them held a 9mm pistol to the side of my head while the other placed an attaché case on my desk, filled with US$100 bills – and asked if I wanted to play ‘Double Jeopardy’ – take the money or have my brains blown out.”
“Well, it was an offer I simply could not turn down – especially when handed the deeds to a nice beach front bungalow in California’s Point Mugu State Park, only 20 miles from LA.”
“Now they have given me this book to read, Black Propaganda for Dummies and all I have to do is appear on Al Jazeera chat shows and news programmes for a couple of weeks and bad-mouth old Basher and the Ba’athist regime to push the UN humanitarian intervention case so that Iblis the Great Satan, can send in the NATO forces and make a real ‘Jahannum’ fuck up of Syria the same as they have with Iraq and Libya – and pretty much everywhere else they set their greedy neo-colonial eyes on and loose these venal pro-Zionist ‘Moharebeh’ and ‘Fesad fel Arz’ campaigns.”
“So for tonight’s TV interview I’m to lie to the media that Assad is digging out his stockpiles of Soviet-supplied chemical weapons of mass distraction, especially the sarin gas, ready to decimate the Democracy-loving opposition forces of the Free Syrian Army – and perpetuate the myth that they are really Syrians and not a bunch of imported Arab mercenaries from Libya and other Mid-East shitholes, all funded and armed by Qatar and Saudi Arabia – and being directed by Israeli agents in place.”
Meanwhile, Brig-Gen Ghaban ibn Himar - who fled Syria last week after accepting a similar mega-bucks ‘Do or Die’ offer from Mossad thugs - has been in touch with the Free Syrian Army rebel opposition from his hideout in a Turkish brothel just outside Istanbul, attempting to seek news concerning rumours that his family had been arrested by the regime’s secret police and were now a scheduled item on Assad’s Tishreen Palace security Rottweiler’s dinner menu.
In a stellar display of paradoxical perversity, Ibn Himar informed media hacks that “How can I continue with this Zionist-concocted fiction to slander and villainise Basher Assad and the Damascus government as the perpetrators of these atrocities expeditied by the rebel mercenaries against our civilian population when my family are going to end up as dog food.”
“To save my family I cannot push their weapons of mass destruction scam so the Israeli psychos have an excuse to launch an attack from the Golan and send in their homicidal maniacs from the 21st Half Cock Brigade. I must now tell it the way it is: that these so-called rebels are not Syrians on a pro-Democracy mission but the Grim Reaper’s insidious little helpers and Zionist-paid mercenaries - agents of death bent on a course of military aggression and corporate imperialism.”
“We know what the West wants – to swap order for chaos and create yet another quagmire of ethnic and sectarian violence – Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya – now our Syria – and then Iran. But one thing is perfectly clear – self-determination is out of the window as far as the pro-ZioNazi Western puppet powers are concerned.”
“Thus we shall see yet again, far from the periphery of parliamentary and media scrutiny they are pushing to unify public sentiment to endorse a repeat of the Libyan atrocities under the criminal guise of UN / NATO humanitarian intervention.”
The US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, in Israel for talks with PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, informed salivating press hacks that Britain, France, the US and Germany would propose making compliance with a Syrian ceasefire mandatory under Chapter 7 of the UN charter now that 100-plus compliant Rothshite crime syndicate Central Bank-dominated nations had been coerced to petition the UN Security Council to invoke Article 41 of Chapter 7, which stops short of military intervention.
Article 41, described by military strategists as being ‘as much use as tits on a bull’, enables the Security Council to enact measures not involving armed force and suspend economic and diplomatic relations as well as rail, sea and other communications – including membership of Book of the Month Club.
However, if Article 41 measures are inadequate, Article 42 enables Security Council to take action by air, sea or land forces for international peace and security – as they did in Libya - with Article 43 presenting the stand-by end game solution to all the problems – which will authorise expediting the overthrow of the Assad regime – by nuking Damascus.
Thought for the day. An age-old adage states that one should choose their enemies with great care. In light of the sabre-rattling by the morally-bankrupt Great Satan and the rogue state of Israel against Syria and Iran – with Russia and China opposing a repeat of the UN-sanctioned NATO mass murder campaign that left LIbya in a state of devastation and chaos – we wonder if the US and their Zionist controllers in Tel Aviv have truly deluded themselves into believing these are conflicts they can win – or are they actually bent on a course of self-destruction?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Mr Liwat Manuke Khara, Syria's envoy to Iraq, who last week defected to the ranks of the rebel opposition, is, in a fashion typical of traitors, safely far away from any front line action and ensconced in Qatar.
Ex-Ambassador to Iraq, Manuke Khara, the first senior Syrian diplomat to abandon President ‘Basher’ al-Assad, is now appearing nightly on Al Jazeera television to urge every other Syrian and their dog to follow suit and defect to the Western-backed rebel cause and overthrow the incumbent Russian-aligned Ba’athist regime.
In response to Ambassador Manuke Khara’s treachery, the Damascus-based Syrian Foreign Office is rumoured to have formally terminated his diplomatic status, cancelled his passport, blocked his salary payments and pension, frozen bank accounts, arrested his 96-year old grandma on suspicion of aiding and abetting a known terrorist – and nailed her pet cat to the front door.
Manuke Khara confided to one press hack from the Apostate’s Gazette that “A bunch of CIA and Mossad scumbags turned up at our Baghdad Embassy and one of them held a 9mm pistol to the side of my head while the other placed an attaché case on my desk, filled with US$100 bills – and asked if I wanted to play ‘Double Jeopardy’ – take the money or have my brains blown out.”
“Well, it was an offer I simply could not turn down – especially when handed the deeds to a nice beach front bungalow in California’s Point Mugu State Park, only 20 miles from LA.”
“Now they have given me this book to read, Black Propaganda for Dummies and all I have to do is appear on Al Jazeera chat shows and news programmes for a couple of weeks and bad-mouth old Basher and the Ba’athist regime to push the UN humanitarian intervention case so that Iblis the Great Satan, can send in the NATO forces and make a real ‘Jahannum’ fuck up of Syria the same as they have with Iraq and Libya – and pretty much everywhere else they set their greedy neo-colonial eyes on and loose these venal pro-Zionist ‘Moharebeh’ and ‘Fesad fel Arz’ campaigns.”
“So for tonight’s TV interview I’m to lie to the media that Assad is digging out his stockpiles of Soviet-supplied chemical weapons of mass distraction, especially the sarin gas, ready to decimate the Democracy-loving opposition forces of the Free Syrian Army – and perpetuate the myth that they are really Syrians and not a bunch of imported Arab mercenaries from Libya and other Mid-East shitholes, all funded and armed by Qatar and Saudi Arabia – and being directed by Israeli agents in place.”
Meanwhile, Brig-Gen Ghaban ibn Himar - who fled Syria last week after accepting a similar mega-bucks ‘Do or Die’ offer from Mossad thugs - has been in touch with the Free Syrian Army rebel opposition from his hideout in a Turkish brothel just outside Istanbul, attempting to seek news concerning rumours that his family had been arrested by the regime’s secret police and were now a scheduled item on Assad’s Tishreen Palace security Rottweiler’s dinner menu.
In a stellar display of paradoxical perversity, Ibn Himar informed media hacks that “How can I continue with this Zionist-concocted fiction to slander and villainise Basher Assad and the Damascus government as the perpetrators of these atrocities expeditied by the rebel mercenaries against our civilian population when my family are going to end up as dog food.”
“To save my family I cannot push their weapons of mass destruction scam so the Israeli psychos have an excuse to launch an attack from the Golan and send in their homicidal maniacs from the 21st Half Cock Brigade. I must now tell it the way it is: that these so-called rebels are not Syrians on a pro-Democracy mission but the Grim Reaper’s insidious little helpers and Zionist-paid mercenaries - agents of death bent on a course of military aggression and corporate imperialism.”
“We know what the West wants – to swap order for chaos and create yet another quagmire of ethnic and sectarian violence – Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya – now our Syria – and then Iran. But one thing is perfectly clear – self-determination is out of the window as far as the pro-ZioNazi Western puppet powers are concerned.”
“Thus we shall see yet again, far from the periphery of parliamentary and media scrutiny they are pushing to unify public sentiment to endorse a repeat of the Libyan atrocities under the criminal guise of UN / NATO humanitarian intervention.”
The US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, in Israel for talks with PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, informed salivating press hacks that Britain, France, the US and Germany would propose making compliance with a Syrian ceasefire mandatory under Chapter 7 of the UN charter now that 100-plus compliant Rothshite crime syndicate Central Bank-dominated nations had been coerced to petition the UN Security Council to invoke Article 41 of Chapter 7, which stops short of military intervention.
Article 41, described by military strategists as being ‘as much use as tits on a bull’, enables the Security Council to enact measures not involving armed force and suspend economic and diplomatic relations as well as rail, sea and other communications – including membership of Book of the Month Club.
However, if Article 41 measures are inadequate, Article 42 enables Security Council to take action by air, sea or land forces for international peace and security – as they did in Libya - with Article 43 presenting the stand-by end game solution to all the problems – which will authorise expediting the overthrow of the Assad regime – by nuking Damascus.
Thought for the day. An age-old adage states that one should choose their enemies with great care. In light of the sabre-rattling by the morally-bankrupt Great Satan and the rogue state of Israel against Syria and Iran – with Russia and China opposing a repeat of the UN-sanctioned NATO mass murder campaign that left LIbya in a state of devastation and chaos – we wonder if the US and their Zionist controllers in Tel Aviv have truly deluded themselves into believing these are conflicts they can win – or are they actually bent on a course of self-destruction?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 16 July 2012
US to PA: Drop Investigation of Arafat Murder
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Dark and sinister ZioNazi agents operating out of Washington, London and Tel Aviv are exerting ‘Chinese Burn’ style pressures on political leaders in France, Switzerland and the occupied West Bank of what was until 1948 known as ‘Palestine’ - to force the PA leadership to drop their push for an international criminal inquiry into the 2004 radioactive element poisoning of leader Yessir Marrowfat by the Israeli’s fast, cheap and out of control Mossad intelligence (sic) agency.
An investigation into the death of former Palestinian President Yessir Marrowfat carried out by the gutter press Saracen Shitraker red top tabloid has revealed incontrovertible evidence that the commission formed by the PA’s Zionist stooge leadership eight years ago under Tawfiq al- Neekni Sahrawi, the Palestinian intelligence chief, to probe the circumstances surrounding their leader’s sudden demise, was an utter conspiratorial cover-up specifically tailored to protect the guilty kikester parties involved.
Tests commissioned by the Saracen Shitraker revealed abnormally high concentrations of Polonium 210 being detected in Marrowfat’s clothes and personal belongings during analysis at the prestigious Institut de Radiophysique in Lausanne, Switzerland.
The publication of these deeply embarrassing facts has resulted in Palestinian Authority members being taken slightly ‘aback’ – what one of them described as “gobsmacked” - as they believed the entire Mossad ‘poisoning’ conspiracy theory was – like Abu Ammar (Marrowfat’s nom de guerre) himself – ‘dead and buried’.
A further report in last Sunday’s Dirty Deeds Gazette claims that, regardless of the public outcry for justice to be done, the occupied West Bank’s ruling Palestinian Authority has come under serious pressure from the Great Satan’s Zionist-dominated Obama administration to drop any and all plans to seek an international tribunal to investigate Marrowfat’s 2004 murder by Mossad’s Kidon assassination unit psychos.
Specifically, the Palestinians’ efforts to launch an international probe into their ex-leader’s untimely death face serious obstacles which stem from opposition fronted by a variety of Western leaders who are beholden to the Rothshite crime syndicate for their political positions and the associated cornucopia of attached benefits that come on top of the initial thirty pieces of silver awarded when they sign up and convert to the worship of Mammon and accept the triple six mark of the Zionist Beast.
Following a top secret phone call from the Knesset office of Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, the White House’s incumbent Kenyan-Indonesian cuckoo, Barky Obama – hot to trot for the promise of as many Ashkenazi kikester / Zionist votes as he can muster for this November’s election - personally rang up the PA’s vacillating puppet leader, Mahmoud al Fat Git, to put pressure on the Palestinian leadership and Al Fatah not to seek such an investigation due the fact ‘the truth’ might result in negative consequences for this delusional fantasy of a Middle East peace process that to date is still more at scent than substance.
The ‘truth’ that has the Israeli leadership shitting kitten lies in the fact that the Saracen Shitraker’s investigators have also uncovered incontrovertible evidence that the French pathologist Dr Shylock Scumberg at the Percy Military Hospital in Paris where Marrowfat died, had falsified the autopsy report to read the cause of death was septic haemorrhoids complicated by an attack of gout and an ingrowing foreskin.
So, that’s the word from Israel’s ZioNazi leadership - justice and accountability be damned and Marrowfat’s memory gets lost in a case of historical amnesia – along with the ‘truth’ that his morning coffee ‘matzo’, fresh from Granny Scattstein’s Hilukh Meayim Café was poisoned with micro-particles of Polonium 210 radionuclide from Israel’s Dimona reactor in the nasty Negev Desert – perhaps the same batch sold on by Mossad’s Kidon contractors to poison and snuff the Russian ex-KGB officer / defector Alexander Litvinenko in his London political asylum base.
For the record, on the 1st November 2006 Litvinenko suddenly fell ill, following a meeting earlier that day with two former KGB officers, Andrei Sackashit and Igor Barfsky, one of whom –or both in collusion - are suspected of dosing his bottle of Old Headbanger vodka with Polonium 210.
Hence it’s not so much a matter of old Yesser being poisoned with Polonium – but the fact that the exhumation of his body and samples of the radioactive material being obtained but an analysis of such would reveal which reactor was the source – and anyone guesstimating it might just be from Dimona can go straight to the front of the class and collect their prize.
Thought for the day: Here lies Yasser Arafat – yet another expendable Muslim nuisance who listened to the Western lies and hung up his AK to pursue a political solution – and got shafted at every turn. Same as the hapless and marginalised, sub-divided Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip coastal enclave – besieged behind Israel’s racist Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet.
There’s only one way forward to solve the problems with their slow-cook genocide suppression and ever-diminishing Palestinian state – and that’s armed insurrection – a final Pan-Islamic Intifada to drive out the Ashkenazi ‘Jews of convenience’ Zionist usurpers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Dark and sinister ZioNazi agents operating out of Washington, London and Tel Aviv are exerting ‘Chinese Burn’ style pressures on political leaders in France, Switzerland and the occupied West Bank of what was until 1948 known as ‘Palestine’ - to force the PA leadership to drop their push for an international criminal inquiry into the 2004 radioactive element poisoning of leader Yessir Marrowfat by the Israeli’s fast, cheap and out of control Mossad intelligence (sic) agency.
An investigation into the death of former Palestinian President Yessir Marrowfat carried out by the gutter press Saracen Shitraker red top tabloid has revealed incontrovertible evidence that the commission formed by the PA’s Zionist stooge leadership eight years ago under Tawfiq al- Neekni Sahrawi, the Palestinian intelligence chief, to probe the circumstances surrounding their leader’s sudden demise, was an utter conspiratorial cover-up specifically tailored to protect the guilty kikester parties involved.
Tests commissioned by the Saracen Shitraker revealed abnormally high concentrations of Polonium 210 being detected in Marrowfat’s clothes and personal belongings during analysis at the prestigious Institut de Radiophysique in Lausanne, Switzerland.
The publication of these deeply embarrassing facts has resulted in Palestinian Authority members being taken slightly ‘aback’ – what one of them described as “gobsmacked” - as they believed the entire Mossad ‘poisoning’ conspiracy theory was – like Abu Ammar (Marrowfat’s nom de guerre) himself – ‘dead and buried’.
A further report in last Sunday’s Dirty Deeds Gazette claims that, regardless of the public outcry for justice to be done, the occupied West Bank’s ruling Palestinian Authority has come under serious pressure from the Great Satan’s Zionist-dominated Obama administration to drop any and all plans to seek an international tribunal to investigate Marrowfat’s 2004 murder by Mossad’s Kidon assassination unit psychos.
Specifically, the Palestinians’ efforts to launch an international probe into their ex-leader’s untimely death face serious obstacles which stem from opposition fronted by a variety of Western leaders who are beholden to the Rothshite crime syndicate for their political positions and the associated cornucopia of attached benefits that come on top of the initial thirty pieces of silver awarded when they sign up and convert to the worship of Mammon and accept the triple six mark of the Zionist Beast.
Following a top secret phone call from the Knesset office of Israeli PM Bobo Nuttyahoo, the White House’s incumbent Kenyan-Indonesian cuckoo, Barky Obama – hot to trot for the promise of as many Ashkenazi kikester / Zionist votes as he can muster for this November’s election - personally rang up the PA’s vacillating puppet leader, Mahmoud al Fat Git, to put pressure on the Palestinian leadership and Al Fatah not to seek such an investigation due the fact ‘the truth’ might result in negative consequences for this delusional fantasy of a Middle East peace process that to date is still more at scent than substance.
The ‘truth’ that has the Israeli leadership shitting kitten lies in the fact that the Saracen Shitraker’s investigators have also uncovered incontrovertible evidence that the French pathologist Dr Shylock Scumberg at the Percy Military Hospital in Paris where Marrowfat died, had falsified the autopsy report to read the cause of death was septic haemorrhoids complicated by an attack of gout and an ingrowing foreskin.
So, that’s the word from Israel’s ZioNazi leadership - justice and accountability be damned and Marrowfat’s memory gets lost in a case of historical amnesia – along with the ‘truth’ that his morning coffee ‘matzo’, fresh from Granny Scattstein’s Hilukh Meayim Café was poisoned with micro-particles of Polonium 210 radionuclide from Israel’s Dimona reactor in the nasty Negev Desert – perhaps the same batch sold on by Mossad’s Kidon contractors to poison and snuff the Russian ex-KGB officer / defector Alexander Litvinenko in his London political asylum base.
For the record, on the 1st November 2006 Litvinenko suddenly fell ill, following a meeting earlier that day with two former KGB officers, Andrei Sackashit and Igor Barfsky, one of whom –or both in collusion - are suspected of dosing his bottle of Old Headbanger vodka with Polonium 210.
Hence it’s not so much a matter of old Yesser being poisoned with Polonium – but the fact that the exhumation of his body and samples of the radioactive material being obtained but an analysis of such would reveal which reactor was the source – and anyone guesstimating it might just be from Dimona can go straight to the front of the class and collect their prize.
Thought for the day: Here lies Yasser Arafat – yet another expendable Muslim nuisance who listened to the Western lies and hung up his AK to pursue a political solution – and got shafted at every turn. Same as the hapless and marginalised, sub-divided Palestinian populations of the occupied West Bank and the Gaza Strip coastal enclave – besieged behind Israel’s racist Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest Nazi style concentration camp on the planet.
There’s only one way forward to solve the problems with their slow-cook genocide suppression and ever-diminishing Palestinian state – and that’s armed insurrection – a final Pan-Islamic Intifada to drive out the Ashkenazi ‘Jews of convenience’ Zionist usurpers.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 15 July 2012
G4S Renta-Thug Security Fubar
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Scabby Bertin, the official Downing Street spokeswoman for the UK’s Dog & Pony Show of an excuse for a Libservative Coalition government, was yesterday once again forced into the unenviable position of having to defend PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron – this time viz the executive decision to release 3,500 troops of the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade from their poppy-guarding duties in Afghanistan’s Bellend Province.
The plan is to fly them back to Blighty immediately, if not sooner, to ensure maximum security coverage at the 30 venues hosting Olympic sporting events following the G4S Renta-Thug Agency’s announcement that their plans to field 10,400 civilian guards are now best described as a ‘Shambles’ – spelled with a large, capital S.
Not missing half a chance to stick a knife in the government’s back, New Labour’s shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper opined to media hacks that “Personally I don’t consider the G4S effort – or rather the lack of it – to be a ‘shambles’. It’s more accurately described as a total fucking disaster to suddenly declare “Hey, we’re 3,500 security guards short of a full load” – as Al Qaeda’s Jolly Jihad terrorists must be clapping their hands – along with Mossad and a bunch of other likely false flag agent provocateurs.”
“Really, for these complacent twats at the MoD and Home Office, specifically Defence Secretary ‘Dandruff’ Hammond and security minister James Brokenshite to turn around now, at this late hour, and say they simply relied on G4S to do their job is a lack of oversight and merely passing the buck for their own bungling and making G4S the patsy.”
Back in 2010, G4S Security (formerly known as Fuckups-R-Us) signed a contract with Locog (London Organizing Committee for the Olympics Games) to supply 2,000 security staff to work at Olympic venues – a number boosted by a further 8,000-plus last December to a total of 10,400 uniformed guards - with a contract value of £284 million quid.
Allowing for attrition – a reduction in staff numbers due factors such as economic migrants from Eastern Europe and the Balkans being deported for carp and swan poaching, the human trafficking of sex slaves and impersonating plumbers - plus a host of like criminal activities - the company had to recruit nearly 14,000 people in total.
Of the 110,000 unemployed EUSSR pikey types who applied for security jobs, approximately 50,000 were interviewed, with 4,000 ex-Serbian militia having been vetted for outstanding war crimes warrants – and now ready to go.
A further 9,000 applicants, including 3,000 squaddies the Ministry of Defence had just made redundant and were scheduled to sign up with G4S, were in the process of being trained and given security clearance until they went for their psychiatric evaluation reviews and 75% came back with a ‘Psycho / Reject’ red stamp on their reports.
G4S CEO Dick Chuckles, a former 21st Barbarians Regiment welfare officer assigned to Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison, informed one press hack from the Fubar Gazette that "We are very, very disappointed and embarrassed as this is a bigger fuck-up than our last big fuck-up - when a van-load of Muslim terrorist suspects in transit from Smegmadale Magistrates Court to Bellmarsh Prison escaped, buggered the two guards and then stole the vehicle.”
Questioned on the controversial point that hundreds of recruits couldn’t speak English, Chuckles replied “That’s not our fault – blame the government and Brussels - as under EUSSR legislation all these pikey immigrants have a right to work in the UK."
“However, it doesn’t help matters when we have certain gutter press tabloids referring to our ‘Bridging the Gap’ programme guards who’ve just completed their Security Industry Authority (SIA) training courses as ‘uniformed dildos’ – even if the majority are a bit IQ-challenged.”
Chuckles, yet another overpaid incompetent twat who reportedly earns £1.2 million nicker per annum in salary and – don’t laugh – ‘performance bonuses’, further elaborated: "It was only a couple of weeks ago we realised that 60% of the new recruits were as thick as pigshit and didn’t have the brains to wipe their own arses, never mind foil a Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorist plot – and the other 40% were actually Muslim Semtex Saracen fanatics out to join our security force so they could get an up close and personal crack at destroying our democratic freedoms by suicide bombing the ginormous 1,500 seat McDonald’s chew n spew branch in the Olympic Park.”
Logoc spokeswoman Fellattia Titwank, speaking to a reporter from Snafu magazine, related that “What a balls-up this has turned out to be – and G4S have only had two years to get their shit together. Talk about leaving things to the last minute - personally I’ve seen better organised riots. Their original contract was tendered at £284 million then they claimed the extra guards requested last year upped the ante to £330 million.”
“Now, while their services have fallen far short of the contractual remit, they’re whingeing that they stand to lose in the region of £30 to £50 million due their own incompetence and having to pay for the fielding of 3,500 Army troopers.”
“How can you suddenly turn around and nonchalantly notice that you’re 3,500 staff short of a full complement of 10,400? From what I’ve seen of their guards I thought they just went out and shook the trees for new recruits - or down to the Jobless Centres press-ganging all the yobs stood around like Curious George and Mickey the Moron.”
“And Lord Coe’s pathetic attempt to pour oils on troubled waters by telling the press he’ll have the Javelin event teams standing guard and second the Weightlifting and Judo teams as bouncers simply isn’t going to cut it.”
Frank Snitch, an ex-G4S employee with a chip on his shoulder, and bearing a grudge the size of Quasimodo's hump, informed the Whistleblowers Review that “Yer got 3,300 teenagers recruited from Asbo Central Academys around Britain wot woz hired as front-line security guards at the Games an’ these trainees failed ter detect shoulder-fired SAMs, dirty bombs an’ other weapons of mass distraction in practice checks.”
“These tossers received two days of trainin’ in how ter operate X-ray machines, but still didn’t notice grenades an’ firearms an’ other large metallic objects like cast iron manhole covers carried by test spectators.”
Baz McScrunt of the Twat-Watch civil rights group had this to say to the media. “Seriously, G4S are a bunch of professional bunglers and about as much use as tits on a bull, and they’re being tasked with forming a ring of steel security perimeter around this over-priced corporate jamboree - what an effin’ joke.”
“How the fuck are the likes of a bunch of amateurs of G4S’s pisspot calibre going to foil Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attacks fielded by veteran intelligence services – especially when we have the Israeli’s ICTS involved with ‘security checks’ – and Verint Systems manning the CCTV security systems – same as on 9/11 and 7/7.”
Thought for the day: Well, it is a worry if the G4S personnel transiting prisoners and guarding the jails are as big a bunch of dog-wankers as the evidence indicates - amateurs posing as professionals.
While Hanlon’s Razor states “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity” - Murphy’s Law maintains that “Whatever can go wrong most certainly will”.
However, with the ineptitude-proven G4S Insecurity Group being involved with the Olympic venues, Flanagan’s Precept must surely apply – which states “Murphy was an Optimist”.
Perhaps it’s just me, but as an ex-military officer the concept of fielding a 50,000 mix of army, navy, air force, plods and private security morons to guard 84,000 spectators does seem to be ‘a bit’ on the overkill side.
The total troop deployment in and around London represents 7,000 more personnel than currently assigned to the British operational aspect of NATO deployment in Afghanistan.
To wit, when we have Air Vice-Marshal Stuart ‘Bonkers’ Atha, the Olympics air security commander, informing the media that “The RAF are ready to use ‘lethal force’ against any unauthorised aircraft that dares to flout restrictions by flying anywhere near the Olympic venues” – then we have a problem as any such aircraft blasted by RAF fighters – or one of the Army’s Shitstreak roof-mounted missile batteries – is going to come crashing down on ‘populated’ London and make as equally devastating fuck-up as the threat hitting its intended target.
On a lighter note, passengers arriving for the 2012 Olympics via Thiefrow are being advised to reschedule their flights to land a couple of days early as they still face twenty-four-hour queues at immigration thanks to a staffing fubar by the Borders Agency – compounded by further travel chaos due the M4, which links Heathrow to London, being closed for repairs for the foreseeable future.
Hmmm, all the waffle and bullshit besides, what we’d like to see is this clusterfuck of a coalition focus on its shortcomings and field a ‘Britain Gets Its Shit Together’ campaign.
So, if you have a ticket for the Olympics, stay aware of the over-clichéd phrase: “Be afraid – be very afraid”.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Scabby Bertin, the official Downing Street spokeswoman for the UK’s Dog & Pony Show of an excuse for a Libservative Coalition government, was yesterday once again forced into the unenviable position of having to defend PM ‘Austerity Dave’ Scameron – this time viz the executive decision to release 3,500 troops of the 21st Cannon Fodder Regiment and 18th Body Bag Brigade from their poppy-guarding duties in Afghanistan’s Bellend Province.
The plan is to fly them back to Blighty immediately, if not sooner, to ensure maximum security coverage at the 30 venues hosting Olympic sporting events following the G4S Renta-Thug Agency’s announcement that their plans to field 10,400 civilian guards are now best described as a ‘Shambles’ – spelled with a large, capital S.
Not missing half a chance to stick a knife in the government’s back, New Labour’s shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper opined to media hacks that “Personally I don’t consider the G4S effort – or rather the lack of it – to be a ‘shambles’. It’s more accurately described as a total fucking disaster to suddenly declare “Hey, we’re 3,500 security guards short of a full load” – as Al Qaeda’s Jolly Jihad terrorists must be clapping their hands – along with Mossad and a bunch of other likely false flag agent provocateurs.”
“Really, for these complacent twats at the MoD and Home Office, specifically Defence Secretary ‘Dandruff’ Hammond and security minister James Brokenshite to turn around now, at this late hour, and say they simply relied on G4S to do their job is a lack of oversight and merely passing the buck for their own bungling and making G4S the patsy.”
Back in 2010, G4S Security (formerly known as Fuckups-R-Us) signed a contract with Locog (London Organizing Committee for the Olympics Games) to supply 2,000 security staff to work at Olympic venues – a number boosted by a further 8,000-plus last December to a total of 10,400 uniformed guards - with a contract value of £284 million quid.
Allowing for attrition – a reduction in staff numbers due factors such as economic migrants from Eastern Europe and the Balkans being deported for carp and swan poaching, the human trafficking of sex slaves and impersonating plumbers - plus a host of like criminal activities - the company had to recruit nearly 14,000 people in total.
Of the 110,000 unemployed EUSSR pikey types who applied for security jobs, approximately 50,000 were interviewed, with 4,000 ex-Serbian militia having been vetted for outstanding war crimes warrants – and now ready to go.
A further 9,000 applicants, including 3,000 squaddies the Ministry of Defence had just made redundant and were scheduled to sign up with G4S, were in the process of being trained and given security clearance until they went for their psychiatric evaluation reviews and 75% came back with a ‘Psycho / Reject’ red stamp on their reports.
G4S CEO Dick Chuckles, a former 21st Barbarians Regiment welfare officer assigned to Iraq’s notorious Abu Ghraib Prison, informed one press hack from the Fubar Gazette that "We are very, very disappointed and embarrassed as this is a bigger fuck-up than our last big fuck-up - when a van-load of Muslim terrorist suspects in transit from Smegmadale Magistrates Court to Bellmarsh Prison escaped, buggered the two guards and then stole the vehicle.”
Questioned on the controversial point that hundreds of recruits couldn’t speak English, Chuckles replied “That’s not our fault – blame the government and Brussels - as under EUSSR legislation all these pikey immigrants have a right to work in the UK."
“However, it doesn’t help matters when we have certain gutter press tabloids referring to our ‘Bridging the Gap’ programme guards who’ve just completed their Security Industry Authority (SIA) training courses as ‘uniformed dildos’ – even if the majority are a bit IQ-challenged.”
Chuckles, yet another overpaid incompetent twat who reportedly earns £1.2 million nicker per annum in salary and – don’t laugh – ‘performance bonuses’, further elaborated: "It was only a couple of weeks ago we realised that 60% of the new recruits were as thick as pigshit and didn’t have the brains to wipe their own arses, never mind foil a Jolly Jihad Islamic terrorist plot – and the other 40% were actually Muslim Semtex Saracen fanatics out to join our security force so they could get an up close and personal crack at destroying our democratic freedoms by suicide bombing the ginormous 1,500 seat McDonald’s chew n spew branch in the Olympic Park.”
Logoc spokeswoman Fellattia Titwank, speaking to a reporter from Snafu magazine, related that “What a balls-up this has turned out to be – and G4S have only had two years to get their shit together. Talk about leaving things to the last minute - personally I’ve seen better organised riots. Their original contract was tendered at £284 million then they claimed the extra guards requested last year upped the ante to £330 million.”
“Now, while their services have fallen far short of the contractual remit, they’re whingeing that they stand to lose in the region of £30 to £50 million due their own incompetence and having to pay for the fielding of 3,500 Army troopers.”
“How can you suddenly turn around and nonchalantly notice that you’re 3,500 staff short of a full complement of 10,400? From what I’ve seen of their guards I thought they just went out and shook the trees for new recruits - or down to the Jobless Centres press-ganging all the yobs stood around like Curious George and Mickey the Moron.”
“And Lord Coe’s pathetic attempt to pour oils on troubled waters by telling the press he’ll have the Javelin event teams standing guard and second the Weightlifting and Judo teams as bouncers simply isn’t going to cut it.”
Frank Snitch, an ex-G4S employee with a chip on his shoulder, and bearing a grudge the size of Quasimodo's hump, informed the Whistleblowers Review that “Yer got 3,300 teenagers recruited from Asbo Central Academys around Britain wot woz hired as front-line security guards at the Games an’ these trainees failed ter detect shoulder-fired SAMs, dirty bombs an’ other weapons of mass distraction in practice checks.”
“These tossers received two days of trainin’ in how ter operate X-ray machines, but still didn’t notice grenades an’ firearms an’ other large metallic objects like cast iron manhole covers carried by test spectators.”
Baz McScrunt of the Twat-Watch civil rights group had this to say to the media. “Seriously, G4S are a bunch of professional bunglers and about as much use as tits on a bull, and they’re being tasked with forming a ring of steel security perimeter around this over-priced corporate jamboree - what an effin’ joke.”
“How the fuck are the likes of a bunch of amateurs of G4S’s pisspot calibre going to foil Operation Gladio style false flag terrorist attacks fielded by veteran intelligence services – especially when we have the Israeli’s ICTS involved with ‘security checks’ – and Verint Systems manning the CCTV security systems – same as on 9/11 and 7/7.”
Thought for the day: Well, it is a worry if the G4S personnel transiting prisoners and guarding the jails are as big a bunch of dog-wankers as the evidence indicates - amateurs posing as professionals.
While Hanlon’s Razor states “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity” - Murphy’s Law maintains that “Whatever can go wrong most certainly will”.
However, with the ineptitude-proven G4S Insecurity Group being involved with the Olympic venues, Flanagan’s Precept must surely apply – which states “Murphy was an Optimist”.
Perhaps it’s just me, but as an ex-military officer the concept of fielding a 50,000 mix of army, navy, air force, plods and private security morons to guard 84,000 spectators does seem to be ‘a bit’ on the overkill side.
The total troop deployment in and around London represents 7,000 more personnel than currently assigned to the British operational aspect of NATO deployment in Afghanistan.
To wit, when we have Air Vice-Marshal Stuart ‘Bonkers’ Atha, the Olympics air security commander, informing the media that “The RAF are ready to use ‘lethal force’ against any unauthorised aircraft that dares to flout restrictions by flying anywhere near the Olympic venues” – then we have a problem as any such aircraft blasted by RAF fighters – or one of the Army’s Shitstreak roof-mounted missile batteries – is going to come crashing down on ‘populated’ London and make as equally devastating fuck-up as the threat hitting its intended target.
On a lighter note, passengers arriving for the 2012 Olympics via Thiefrow are being advised to reschedule their flights to land a couple of days early as they still face twenty-four-hour queues at immigration thanks to a staffing fubar by the Borders Agency – compounded by further travel chaos due the M4, which links Heathrow to London, being closed for repairs for the foreseeable future.
Hmmm, all the waffle and bullshit besides, what we’d like to see is this clusterfuck of a coalition focus on its shortcomings and field a ‘Britain Gets Its Shit Together’ campaign.
So, if you have a ticket for the Olympics, stay aware of the over-clichéd phrase: “Be afraid – be very afraid”.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 14 July 2012
2012 Olympics Scandals Get Underway
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
The Zionist-dominated PR propaganda media machine operators - burning the midnight oils on a 24/7 basis to convince the world that the US Great Satan and Israel really are peace-promoting saints simply lacking a halo - are breathing a sigh of relief as the 2012 Olympics take over the negative publicity target role. Not so much for war crime acts of belligerent ‘first strike’ sabre-ratting against Iran, nor arming the Syrian ‘proxy war’ rebel mercenaries with hi-tech Western arms and blaming their war crimes atrocities on the Assad regime – nor for the latest round of fatal Reaper drone attacks on some hapless Afghan / Paki village schools – but for turning the Games into an Orwellian security nightmare cum dictatorial corporate sponsorship fiasco.
So, ask the masses, where now the pristine and immaculate founding Spartan spirit of the Olympic Games and the soul of Pheidippides – the man who ran the actual ‘Marathon’ - in sandals? Alas, fallen victim to yet another graft and corruption-ridden commercialised scam by those who kneel and worship before the altar of Mammon - with bureaucratic madness pushing an insane overkill security operation – prompting speculation that this is a Censorship Olympics – with the panopticon surveillance and Soviet-style dedicated road lanes for the elite taking the class distinction divide to a fresh 1% / 99% ‘Them and Us’ level of discrimination between the moneyed nouveau aristocracy and the poverty-stricken common herd.
Ron McScrote, the director of Twat-Watch, opined to a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that “If it wasn’t bad enough to be fielding a security force mix of 50,000 military goons and uniformed morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Agency ter protect 84,000 spectators, we now have corporate sponsorship’s jackboot on the back of our collective necks to compound the injustice – and who’ve dictated that no packed lunches are allowed into the events so as to force starving tourists to buy their hyper-priced processed crap – which is obscene when we consider Broken Britain’s quagmired bollocks deep in an obesity crisis.”
“Of the 800-plus food retailers serving the Olympics venue, the only one licensed to sell chips is McDonald’s. Hence all the other chew n spew outlets like Biffo’s Barf Burgers, Pukerella’s Pizza, Salmonella Sally’s Sub Sarnie Deli, and Pigswill Pete’s ‘Technicolour Yawn’ or Chico’s Chunderama are banned from serving you up a portion of fries.”
Conversely, Candida Mingerot, a spokesperson for the ‘Shit Smells Like Roses’ PR company, informed media sources that “McDonald’s, conveniently sited right next to the Olympic Park’s ‘Vomitarium’ - has the capacity to seat 1,500 and serve 1,200 people an hour with ‘Super-Size Me’ portions of junk food – and for this right they’ve coughed up millions in sponsorship fees.”
“So if anyone starts gobbing off about ‘scams’ and goes into do-gooder whistle-blowing snitch and grasser mode - texting the Monopolies Commission about anti-trust legislation or their Wenlock and Mandeville dolls only having one eye, they’re going to get hit with a High Court injunction.”
Thus we are faced with hard proof that sports corporate sponsorship now comes with dictatorial attachments where the likes of unhealthy lifestyle promoters such as McD’s, Cadburys, Heineken and Coca-Cola will dominate the food venues of the 2012 Games – a leap year prestigious athletics contest and competitive sports spectacular, staged to promote the physical potentials of the human race – and in which there is no ‘Couch Potato’ event.
This is the leverage of ‘brand prestige’ – McD’s ‘healthy options’ deep fried high-cholesterol shite and Coke’s diarrhoea-brown fizzy drink, loaded with the neuro-toxin synthetic aspartame sweetener – a combination of which will fuck you up faster than one of Pikey Pete’s Plutonium Shakes.
Then we have the environmental pillager likes of BP, Dow Chemical and Rio Tinto – all of whom have worse ethical records than Hitler’s Nazis – and renowned rip-off merchants Visa banning the use of rival credit cards inside the games venues.
Next on the corporate corruption list we have Raving Rupert Mudrock’s News Corporation crime syndicate climbing on the bandwagon with a freebie Olympics Scrapbook to be given away with this coming weekend’s Sunday Shitraker – which will include instructions and codes to enable readers to hack into the e-mails, texts and phone calls of the International Olympics Committee and Logoc members to find out who’s taking bribes from whom.
Plus there’s a free app’ download that allows you to monitor the IOC’s Belgian President Jaques Rogge’s personal cellphone calls and eavesdrop on which events are fixed so you too can run down to your nearest Flatbokes bookies and shove a winning mega-bucks bet on.
Perhaps the responsibility for Logoc taking on the role of ‘Olympics brand police’ should be laid at the feet of Tony Bliar’s New Labour government who passed a piece of exploitative legislation - the London Olympic Games and Paralympic Games Act 2006 - which, together with the Olympic Symbol (Protection) Act of 1995, offers a special level of protection to the Games and their sponsors – commonly known as a bought and paid for ‘Monopoly’.
More at the absolutely bonkers end of things, the backward Third World shithole known as the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and still living in the Dark Ages (1433) has finally convinced their Mutaween religious police to turn a blind eye and allow females of the species to participate in the Olympic events.
Alas, like McD’s dodgy sponsorship, this permit comes with a dictatorial price tag: they are bound to compete while wearing the traditional and ubiquitous Saudi split-arse dress – the burkha.
The Harvard-educated Saudi female 100 meters sprint champion, Sharmuta bin Bala’a il A’air, who holds the Kingdom’s record of 5 minutes / 19 seconds, opined to a reporter from the Trip Hazard Review that “How the fuck am I supposed to run the 100 meters wearing this effin’ black tent and win a gold medal? And just imagine the handicap for my compadre Zeenat Neekni Sahrawi, having to compete in the 200 meters Breaststoke swimming event wearing a burkha.”
Meanwhile Greece, the progenitor of the Olympics, under austerity measure restrictions from the EUSSR in Brussels, will be unable to afford to sponsor a team for the 2012 Games as they can’t raise a kitty to pay for the bus fares from Athens to London.
Here’s one to ponder over - the Sri Lankan Olympics rifle shooting team will be made up of ‘rehabilitated’ ex-Tamil Tiger rebel forces snipers – with team leader Achmed Jaffacake commenting to media hacks “This will be a first for us – firing live rounds at a static target as in the past we’ve only shot government troops on the run.”
Rumours that the Afghan Taliban will be fielding a team of athletes to compete against Eire’s IRA in the Freestyle Bomb-Chucking event remain unconfirmed.
Last but not least on the burgeoning controversy / scandal mania trail, the US Team will be kitted out in uniforms costing $2,000 bucks apiece – all designed by the prestigious Ralph Lauren – but with a Made in China sweatshop label attached. God bless America and patriotism be fucked.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The Zionist-dominated PR propaganda media machine operators - burning the midnight oils on a 24/7 basis to convince the world that the US Great Satan and Israel really are peace-promoting saints simply lacking a halo - are breathing a sigh of relief as the 2012 Olympics take over the negative publicity target role. Not so much for war crime acts of belligerent ‘first strike’ sabre-ratting against Iran, nor arming the Syrian ‘proxy war’ rebel mercenaries with hi-tech Western arms and blaming their war crimes atrocities on the Assad regime – nor for the latest round of fatal Reaper drone attacks on some hapless Afghan / Paki village schools – but for turning the Games into an Orwellian security nightmare cum dictatorial corporate sponsorship fiasco.
So, ask the masses, where now the pristine and immaculate founding Spartan spirit of the Olympic Games and the soul of Pheidippides – the man who ran the actual ‘Marathon’ - in sandals? Alas, fallen victim to yet another graft and corruption-ridden commercialised scam by those who kneel and worship before the altar of Mammon - with bureaucratic madness pushing an insane overkill security operation – prompting speculation that this is a Censorship Olympics – with the panopticon surveillance and Soviet-style dedicated road lanes for the elite taking the class distinction divide to a fresh 1% / 99% ‘Them and Us’ level of discrimination between the moneyed nouveau aristocracy and the poverty-stricken common herd.
Ron McScrote, the director of Twat-Watch, opined to a press hack from the Ripoffs Gazette that “If it wasn’t bad enough to be fielding a security force mix of 50,000 military goons and uniformed morons from the G4S Renta-Thug Agency ter protect 84,000 spectators, we now have corporate sponsorship’s jackboot on the back of our collective necks to compound the injustice – and who’ve dictated that no packed lunches are allowed into the events so as to force starving tourists to buy their hyper-priced processed crap – which is obscene when we consider Broken Britain’s quagmired bollocks deep in an obesity crisis.”
“Of the 800-plus food retailers serving the Olympics venue, the only one licensed to sell chips is McDonald’s. Hence all the other chew n spew outlets like Biffo’s Barf Burgers, Pukerella’s Pizza, Salmonella Sally’s Sub Sarnie Deli, and Pigswill Pete’s ‘Technicolour Yawn’ or Chico’s Chunderama are banned from serving you up a portion of fries.”
Conversely, Candida Mingerot, a spokesperson for the ‘Shit Smells Like Roses’ PR company, informed media sources that “McDonald’s, conveniently sited right next to the Olympic Park’s ‘Vomitarium’ - has the capacity to seat 1,500 and serve 1,200 people an hour with ‘Super-Size Me’ portions of junk food – and for this right they’ve coughed up millions in sponsorship fees.”
“So if anyone starts gobbing off about ‘scams’ and goes into do-gooder whistle-blowing snitch and grasser mode - texting the Monopolies Commission about anti-trust legislation or their Wenlock and Mandeville dolls only having one eye, they’re going to get hit with a High Court injunction.”
Thus we are faced with hard proof that sports corporate sponsorship now comes with dictatorial attachments where the likes of unhealthy lifestyle promoters such as McD’s, Cadburys, Heineken and Coca-Cola will dominate the food venues of the 2012 Games – a leap year prestigious athletics contest and competitive sports spectacular, staged to promote the physical potentials of the human race – and in which there is no ‘Couch Potato’ event.
This is the leverage of ‘brand prestige’ – McD’s ‘healthy options’ deep fried high-cholesterol shite and Coke’s diarrhoea-brown fizzy drink, loaded with the neuro-toxin synthetic aspartame sweetener – a combination of which will fuck you up faster than one of Pikey Pete’s Plutonium Shakes.
Then we have the environmental pillager likes of BP, Dow Chemical and Rio Tinto – all of whom have worse ethical records than Hitler’s Nazis – and renowned rip-off merchants Visa banning the use of rival credit cards inside the games venues.
Next on the corporate corruption list we have Raving Rupert Mudrock’s News Corporation crime syndicate climbing on the bandwagon with a freebie Olympics Scrapbook to be given away with this coming weekend’s Sunday Shitraker – which will include instructions and codes to enable readers to hack into the e-mails, texts and phone calls of the International Olympics Committee and Logoc members to find out who’s taking bribes from whom.
Plus there’s a free app’ download that allows you to monitor the IOC’s Belgian President Jaques Rogge’s personal cellphone calls and eavesdrop on which events are fixed so you too can run down to your nearest Flatbokes bookies and shove a winning mega-bucks bet on.
Perhaps the responsibility for Logoc taking on the role of ‘Olympics brand police’ should be laid at the feet of Tony Bliar’s New Labour government who passed a piece of exploitative legislation - the London Olympic Games and Paralympic Games Act 2006 - which, together with the Olympic Symbol (Protection) Act of 1995, offers a special level of protection to the Games and their sponsors – commonly known as a bought and paid for ‘Monopoly’.
More at the absolutely bonkers end of things, the backward Third World shithole known as the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and still living in the Dark Ages (1433) has finally convinced their Mutaween religious police to turn a blind eye and allow females of the species to participate in the Olympic events.
Alas, like McD’s dodgy sponsorship, this permit comes with a dictatorial price tag: they are bound to compete while wearing the traditional and ubiquitous Saudi split-arse dress – the burkha.
The Harvard-educated Saudi female 100 meters sprint champion, Sharmuta bin Bala’a il A’air, who holds the Kingdom’s record of 5 minutes / 19 seconds, opined to a reporter from the Trip Hazard Review that “How the fuck am I supposed to run the 100 meters wearing this effin’ black tent and win a gold medal? And just imagine the handicap for my compadre Zeenat Neekni Sahrawi, having to compete in the 200 meters Breaststoke swimming event wearing a burkha.”
Meanwhile Greece, the progenitor of the Olympics, under austerity measure restrictions from the EUSSR in Brussels, will be unable to afford to sponsor a team for the 2012 Games as they can’t raise a kitty to pay for the bus fares from Athens to London.
Here’s one to ponder over - the Sri Lankan Olympics rifle shooting team will be made up of ‘rehabilitated’ ex-Tamil Tiger rebel forces snipers – with team leader Achmed Jaffacake commenting to media hacks “This will be a first for us – firing live rounds at a static target as in the past we’ve only shot government troops on the run.”
Rumours that the Afghan Taliban will be fielding a team of athletes to compete against Eire’s IRA in the Freestyle Bomb-Chucking event remain unconfirmed.
Last but not least on the burgeoning controversy / scandal mania trail, the US Team will be kitted out in uniforms costing $2,000 bucks apiece – all designed by the prestigious Ralph Lauren – but with a Made in China sweatshop label attached. God bless America and patriotism be fucked.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Friday, 13 July 2012
Righteous Host Oppose Bliar’s ‘Second Coming’
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
British anti-war protesters staged a major demonstration this week to disrupt former Slime Minister Tony Bliar’s shifty scheme to make a political come-back.
Bliar, the world’s joint place number one international pariah (shared with Henry Kissinger, Barky Obama, Bobo Nuttyahoo – and a host of like war criminals and political scoundrels) contrived a plot to appear alongside New Labour’s child wunderkind leader Ed Millipede at a banquet promoting British sports, in a desperate ‘fingers crossed’ tactic viewed as a pathetic attempt to return to domestic politics after nine years of waiting for the ignominy of his sanctioning the deployment of British troops in the illegal invasion of Iraq to abate to amnesia level in the publics’ mind.
Bomber Bliar was forced to cancel an address to misguided New Labour supporters in Lambeth last Monday when activists from both the ‘Prosecute War Criminals’ and ‘Scum-Watch’ civil rights groups were informed by insider party moles of the location and timing of the venue of his speech - and further warned he would face a barrage of vehement protests if he went ahead with his flawed pre-Olympics plan to appear alongside Millipede at the Emirate’s aptly-named Arsehole Stadium in London, where the dinner was to be staged.
The celebrity-studded event - hosted by the likes of comedian Eddie Lizard and fellow war criminal, Kostas Ratfink of Albania - for which guests paid an exorbitant £500 quid apiece to attend - was designed to make Bliar look good and announce his re-entry to British politics as the party’s ‘foreign aggression policy’ advisor – a job he has in the past excelled at: lowering the threshold for what justifies war.
To add insult to injury, Peter ‘Shed Roof’ Hain, a classical New Labour ‘jukebox MP’ – slip a few coins in and they’ll play any tune you want - told media hacks on leaving the Arsehole Stadium dinner on Wednesday evening that he would be delighted to see his old boss back in politics and leading New Labour again – and “This little tosspot Eddie Millipede kicked right back to sharpening pencils, brewing tea and taking the mail round at the party’s Brewer’s Green HQ.”
Baz ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, director of the Stop the War Coalition and organizer of a series of rallies to protest any move by Bliar to re-enter British politics, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “Bliar is a globally discredited scumbag an’ jointly responsible wiv that other dog-wankin’ moron, Dubya Bush, fer the war crimes committed in Iraq – an’ seems ter conveniently ferget that he woz forced out of office in 2006 – an’ now sez he wants ter rehabilitate his political career an’ be the effin’ Prime Minister again – or the President of the EUSSR. So we wonder wot it’s gonna be - a ‘comeback’ – or a ‘scum-back’?”
“Anyway our lads – an’ lasses – gave the twat the welcome he so richly deserves when he got up ter speak at the Arsehole Stadium on Wednesday night. 'War criminals are not welcome here!' - or any fuckin’ where else apart from at the International Criminal Court in The Hague wearin’ a pair of handcuffs alongside Thomas Lobanga and Ratko Mladic – getting’ tried for war crimes.”
“He needs ter remember that we’ve got long memories – perhaps not quite as long as the Afghans an’ the Iraqis or al Qaeda or the Taliban – but we’re not gonna ferget wot he’s done.”
“Him an’ his effin’ Rothshite crime syndicate pro-ZioNazi handlers might well be preparin’ a new push fer the scrote ter re-enter British politics an’ hirin’ Rachel Scrunt as his new spin doctor ter put a gloss on his reputation – but if yer varnish a pile of shite – well, it’s still a pile of shite, isn’t it, eh?”
“We know wot Teflon Tony’s after – apart from the money – he wants a mention in the birthday honours – Lord Bliar of the Killing Fields, perhaps - or how about the ‘Order of the Scumbag’, eh?”
“The Blairite political legacy is one of debt, war, ignorance, welfare dependency, an’ social division – an’ yer can blame his education policies on this upsurge in illiteracy an’ innumeracy wot’s left a generation of youngsters wiv Asbo records an’ as thick as pigshit an’ totally unemployable.”
“Fore-armed wiv the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, we now know that Bliar’s the type of bloke wot inspires yer to count yer fingers after shakin’ hands wiv the dodgy git. After wot he committed British troops ter in Iraq he doesn’t even qualify fer a slot in the human classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.”
“He’s a master of self-delusion an’ a hypocrite writ large – plus an elder statesman he’ll never be. The man’s about as popular as chemotherapy, an’ the type of twat they name leper colonies and gulags after.”
“So bollocks ter a return ter government – how about a War Crimes Tribunal?”
And that, it seems to all intents and purposes, is the unanimous opinion of the British public at large.
Let us not overlook the fact that this pathetic excuse for a Middle East Peace Envoy (sic – please pass the barf bags) was the inspiration for the Jim Carey movie ‘Liar-Liar’ and known to many Mid-East Muslim children as the ‘Bogeyman’ – but to the rest of us, Bliar’s simply the most evil scumbag on Earth – using his ‘Quartet’ position to forward the ZioNazi globalist military hegemony agenda.
Ask the Palestinians of the marginalised Gaza Strip, besieged behind the racist Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe - what the Zionist stooge Bliar ever did for them – apart from go on vacation to Cyprus while the IDF blitzkrieged the place in their 22-day 2008-2009 festive season Operation Kill Every Fucker military campaign.
Tony’s the destabilisation promoter - same again now with Syria – another proxy war to overthrown the incumbent regime and install a Western-aligned muppet government.
Bliar has become an expert at creating false paradigms and conjuring debates and conflicts that obfuscate the true nature of any given problem – and if not brought to book for his war crimes then the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ will apply: ‘impunity always leads to greater crimes’.
To wit, where do we want to see Bomber Bliar? In the dock alongside Jack Straw, ex-Met Chief Ian Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson (aka Vermin in Ermine) and Alastair ‘Gobshite’ Campbell, charged with the following crimes.
1: Illegal invasion of Iraq on false Weapons of Mass Distraction pretences.
2: The sanctioning of the 7/7 false flag attacks on the London Transport system.
3: The assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly in the Grassy Knoll Woods.
4: The induced coronary murder of ex-Minister Robin Cook to silence him.
5: The contrived whitewash and cover-ups of all four of the above events.
6: Handing executive power to a clot like Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown.
Alas, Bliar will never be brought to book as the elitist establishment labour under the misapprehension that crimes and misdemeanours committed by members of their inner Masonic circle must be swept under the rug due the deceptive fact that prosecuting them would destabilise ‘the system’ – their ‘system’.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bliar or his condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of international jurists – and the hapless populations of Afghanistan, Iraq and the marginalised people of Palestine that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day: So, is that what it’s come down to? The ruling elite have woken up to the fact that Ed Millipede’s as much use as tits on a bull and have decided to bring Teflon Tony back to run things? Are they that stupid and so disconnected from the pulse of public sentiment?
Answers on a post card to Rusty’s Skewed News Views, PO Box 1, Penguin Parade, Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
British anti-war protesters staged a major demonstration this week to disrupt former Slime Minister Tony Bliar’s shifty scheme to make a political come-back.
Bliar, the world’s joint place number one international pariah (shared with Henry Kissinger, Barky Obama, Bobo Nuttyahoo – and a host of like war criminals and political scoundrels) contrived a plot to appear alongside New Labour’s child wunderkind leader Ed Millipede at a banquet promoting British sports, in a desperate ‘fingers crossed’ tactic viewed as a pathetic attempt to return to domestic politics after nine years of waiting for the ignominy of his sanctioning the deployment of British troops in the illegal invasion of Iraq to abate to amnesia level in the publics’ mind.
Bomber Bliar was forced to cancel an address to misguided New Labour supporters in Lambeth last Monday when activists from both the ‘Prosecute War Criminals’ and ‘Scum-Watch’ civil rights groups were informed by insider party moles of the location and timing of the venue of his speech - and further warned he would face a barrage of vehement protests if he went ahead with his flawed pre-Olympics plan to appear alongside Millipede at the Emirate’s aptly-named Arsehole Stadium in London, where the dinner was to be staged.
The celebrity-studded event - hosted by the likes of comedian Eddie Lizard and fellow war criminal, Kostas Ratfink of Albania - for which guests paid an exorbitant £500 quid apiece to attend - was designed to make Bliar look good and announce his re-entry to British politics as the party’s ‘foreign aggression policy’ advisor – a job he has in the past excelled at: lowering the threshold for what justifies war.
To add insult to injury, Peter ‘Shed Roof’ Hain, a classical New Labour ‘jukebox MP’ – slip a few coins in and they’ll play any tune you want - told media hacks on leaving the Arsehole Stadium dinner on Wednesday evening that he would be delighted to see his old boss back in politics and leading New Labour again – and “This little tosspot Eddie Millipede kicked right back to sharpening pencils, brewing tea and taking the mail round at the party’s Brewer’s Green HQ.”
Baz ‘Pitbull’ McGnasher, director of the Stop the War Coalition and organizer of a series of rallies to protest any move by Bliar to re-enter British politics, informed one press hack from the Warmongers Gazette that “Bliar is a globally discredited scumbag an’ jointly responsible wiv that other dog-wankin’ moron, Dubya Bush, fer the war crimes committed in Iraq – an’ seems ter conveniently ferget that he woz forced out of office in 2006 – an’ now sez he wants ter rehabilitate his political career an’ be the effin’ Prime Minister again – or the President of the EUSSR. So we wonder wot it’s gonna be - a ‘comeback’ – or a ‘scum-back’?”
“Anyway our lads – an’ lasses – gave the twat the welcome he so richly deserves when he got up ter speak at the Arsehole Stadium on Wednesday night. 'War criminals are not welcome here!' - or any fuckin’ where else apart from at the International Criminal Court in The Hague wearin’ a pair of handcuffs alongside Thomas Lobanga and Ratko Mladic – getting’ tried for war crimes.”
“He needs ter remember that we’ve got long memories – perhaps not quite as long as the Afghans an’ the Iraqis or al Qaeda or the Taliban – but we’re not gonna ferget wot he’s done.”
“Him an’ his effin’ Rothshite crime syndicate pro-ZioNazi handlers might well be preparin’ a new push fer the scrote ter re-enter British politics an’ hirin’ Rachel Scrunt as his new spin doctor ter put a gloss on his reputation – but if yer varnish a pile of shite – well, it’s still a pile of shite, isn’t it, eh?”
“We know wot Teflon Tony’s after – apart from the money – he wants a mention in the birthday honours – Lord Bliar of the Killing Fields, perhaps - or how about the ‘Order of the Scumbag’, eh?”
“The Blairite political legacy is one of debt, war, ignorance, welfare dependency, an’ social division – an’ yer can blame his education policies on this upsurge in illiteracy an’ innumeracy wot’s left a generation of youngsters wiv Asbo records an’ as thick as pigshit an’ totally unemployable.”
“Fore-armed wiv the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, we now know that Bliar’s the type of bloke wot inspires yer to count yer fingers after shakin’ hands wiv the dodgy git. After wot he committed British troops ter in Iraq he doesn’t even qualify fer a slot in the human classification index of Linnaean taxonomy.”
“He’s a master of self-delusion an’ a hypocrite writ large – plus an elder statesman he’ll never be. The man’s about as popular as chemotherapy, an’ the type of twat they name leper colonies and gulags after.”
“So bollocks ter a return ter government – how about a War Crimes Tribunal?”
And that, it seems to all intents and purposes, is the unanimous opinion of the British public at large.
Let us not overlook the fact that this pathetic excuse for a Middle East Peace Envoy (sic – please pass the barf bags) was the inspiration for the Jim Carey movie ‘Liar-Liar’ and known to many Mid-East Muslim children as the ‘Bogeyman’ – but to the rest of us, Bliar’s simply the most evil scumbag on Earth – using his ‘Quartet’ position to forward the ZioNazi globalist military hegemony agenda.
Ask the Palestinians of the marginalised Gaza Strip, besieged behind the racist Israel’s 30-foot high Great Apartheid Wall in the biggest concentration camp in the known Universe - what the Zionist stooge Bliar ever did for them – apart from go on vacation to Cyprus while the IDF blitzkrieged the place in their 22-day 2008-2009 festive season Operation Kill Every Fucker military campaign.
Tony’s the destabilisation promoter - same again now with Syria – another proxy war to overthrown the incumbent regime and install a Western-aligned muppet government.
Bliar has become an expert at creating false paradigms and conjuring debates and conflicts that obfuscate the true nature of any given problem – and if not brought to book for his war crimes then the Latin phrase ‘impunitas sempre ad deteriora invitat’ will apply: ‘impunity always leads to greater crimes’.
To wit, where do we want to see Bomber Bliar? In the dock alongside Jack Straw, ex-Met Chief Ian Bliar, Lord Peter Scandalson (aka Vermin in Ermine) and Alastair ‘Gobshite’ Campbell, charged with the following crimes.
1: Illegal invasion of Iraq on false Weapons of Mass Distraction pretences.
2: The sanctioning of the 7/7 false flag attacks on the London Transport system.
3: The assisted suicide of Dr David Kelly in the Grassy Knoll Woods.
4: The induced coronary murder of ex-Minister Robin Cook to silence him.
5: The contrived whitewash and cover-ups of all four of the above events.
6: Handing executive power to a clot like Gordon ‘Incapability’ Brown.
Alas, Bliar will never be brought to book as the elitist establishment labour under the misapprehension that crimes and misdemeanours committed by members of their inner Masonic circle must be swept under the rug due the deceptive fact that prosecuting them would destabilise ‘the system’ – their ‘system’.
Within the Oxford English Dictionary’s indexed lexicon of 750,000-plus words there is none that accurately describes Bliar or his condition - however it has been unanimously agreed by a conclave of international jurists – and the hapless populations of Afghanistan, Iraq and the marginalised people of Palestine that the word CUNT comes pretty close.
Thought for the day: So, is that what it’s come down to? The ruling elite have woken up to the fact that Ed Millipede’s as much use as tits on a bull and have decided to bring Teflon Tony back to run things? Are they that stupid and so disconnected from the pulse of public sentiment?
Answers on a post card to Rusty’s Skewed News Views, PO Box 1, Penguin Parade, Ross Ice Shelf, Antarctica.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby, committed to the relay of open source information – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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