Friday, 9 March 2012

Libservatives Cut Jobs 4 Disabled Funding

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Career civil servants tasked with reducing Whitehall bills have cost Broken Britain’s taxpayers nine times more than the so-called ‘efficiency savings’ they made.
In a report just leaked by House of Conmans whistleblowers to the government abuse monitor charity Twat-Watch, Whitehall have managed to squander £1.4 billion quid on elaborate programmes launched by New Labour to share back-office functions – which the National Audit Office have discovered only saved the taxpayer’s purse a total of £159:28p.

Hence to recoup these losses the Parliamentary Committee for Wasting Time & Money, in conjunction with the Ministry for What Can We Fuck With Next and the Wallace & Gromit Institute for Advanced Guesswork have decided to withdraw the multi-million-pound subsidy from the state-owned disability company Remploy – tossing 2,000 special needs workers onto the human resources ‘Jobcentre’ scrapheap.

The move to close 36 of Remploy's 54 factories nation-wide immediately, if not sooner, has been harshly condemned by unions as a display of utter barbarism and another classic example of a government screwing society’s most vulnerable yet again.

Remploy was established in 1945 following the Second World War under the statutes of the Disabled Persons Employment Act to provide manufacturing jobs in a sheltered environment for the legions of soldiers crippled by a moronic government strategy of pursuing political stupidity and a policy of appeasement.

Frank McGobb, director of the Gimps First Union, spoke to one reporter from the Daily Shitraker, claiming “This Libservative Coalition’s sunk to a new low. Here we are facing the worst economic crisis since the last economic crisis and these people have as much chance of finding a new job as Scameron does of winning the next election – a cat in Hell’s chance.”

Workers at one of the Remploy factories located on Greater Manchester’s Stench Hill industrial landfill site broke down in tears after receiving their ‘surprise’ redundancy final pay packets with a DCM notice inside (DCM – Don’t Come Monday).

Quadriplegic crane driver Wilf Turnbuckle told one press hack from the Bad News Gazette “Wot the fuck we supposed ter do now – live off the effin’ disability allowance – that won’t pay fer me booze and drug habits, never mind the regular Saturday night stop-off at the Happy Endin’ massage salon fer a quick rub an’ tug.”

Conversely, going into damage control mode in an attempt to salvage some semblance of credibility, the ginger-mingin Disabled Persons Minister and Tory MP for Bums Rush, Maria Miller, insisted the annual £68 million government subsidy to Remploy could be better spent on other programmes to help the disabled into work (without any mention of what these might be) - and disingenuously claimed the move had the support of disabled groups – apart from those being made redundant at Remploy.

Miller, a self-promoting slapper and great believer in ‘sympathy’ being perfectly situated in the English Dictionary – right between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis’ – gave a stellar example of her concerns for the very people she has been tasked with caring for – specifically the UK’s disabled - on 11th May last year.
Thousands of severely disabled people marched, hobbled, limped, crawled, were carried, or rolled along in wheelchairs to protest outside her office at Westminster against the deficit-reduction plans implemented by the coalition government that affected them directly.
True to form, Miller refused to meet with them –instead sending out some hapless jobsworth dogsbody to inform the protesters that if they didn’t piss off sharpish she’d call the Met’s Plod Squad and have the lot kettled – or order security to set the Rottweillers on them.

New Labour’s Shadow Minister for the Disabled, Anne ‘Porridge Wog’ McGuire, opined to media hacks that “2,000 people losing their livelihood via e-mail or text message or a DCM slip in their pay packet simply isn’t on. Nor is this fatally-flawed closure programme designed to put all these marginalised people out of a job - which has been based on a singular report compiled by one individual, Liz Sayce, the CEO of Disability Rights UK - and quite frankly is not acceptable."
“Then we have her arguing that segregated employment is no longer appropriate in the 21st Century – what a biased and discriminatory statement to defend her position and this awful report which many regard as a treatise in treachery aimed at disabled people.”

Anyone got a barf bag handy? In 2008 Ms Sayce was awarded an OBE as recognition for her ‘dis-services’ to disabled people.

Thought for the day: When in opposition, both the Employment Minister Chris Graything, the Tory MP for Epsom Salts, and Librarian-Dummercrat leader Mick Clogg, the MP for Sods Law, jointly swore a pledge on the body of a dead heron to keep the Remploy factories open.
So yet again we have a scandalous display of government officials being delinquent in their public duty – for what might have been true on the election campaign trail proves to be more at scent than substance when the pondscum politicos get into office.

How do you know when a politician’s lying? Easy – his lips move.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Scameron Rehashes Iraqi WMD Paranoia

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

If the gospel according to the Oracle of Downing Street is to be credited and believed on hearsay evidence alone, then the Islamic Republic of Iran – home to the Anti-Christ - is now developing intercontinental nuclear missiles capable of raining down not only Tel Aviv but also London, Paris, Washington – and the Moon.

In a chilling Bliar-like echo of the sexed-up dodgy dossier push to kick start the illegal invasion of Iraq – that proved to be the vital factor which instigated Dr David Kelly’s assisted suicide - PM Scameron has suggested that the country’s drive to develop nuclear weapons was potentially a direct threat to the UK – with his belligerent comments moving Britain a step closer to war against the hard line Islamic regime.

So Scameron dons his Cassandra alarmist cloak and manifests as the ‘Heir to Blair’ - pedalling his own special Tory brand of weapons of mass distraction paranoia snake oil hysteria to take the common herd’s attentions off all that’s wrong on the domestic front. To wit, just let anyone dare question the wisdom of his declaration and he’ll have an insta ‘Spin n Win’ answer ready.

Let’s stick our necks out regardless and pertinently inquire why would the Mad Mullahs and Mahmoud Ahmadashell’s Tehran government want to bomb the fuck out of poor old Broken Britain?
Oh shit – totally slipped our tiny minds – because they hate our democratic freedoms, of course. Silly us. And London’s a sitting duck for a barrage of Bullshit bombs and Scaremonger II missiles kitted out with 10 megaton Propaganda warheads.

The Prime Minister’s warning came just hours after the Cabinet was given a secret conference call briefing by MI6 and a top ranking member of Baron Rothshite’s crime syndicate staff in Jerusalem on the threat that might be posed by the Tehran mafia if they really had such a high-tech arsenal.

While Western intelligence estimates had pegged Iran as having developed a stock of medium-range missiles with a reach of 1,500 miles, intercontinental missiles such as the Shitehawk III have a range of 3,500 miles with the wind behind them – enough to cover the 2,740 miles from Iran to London – as the crow flies.

However canny Parliamentary critics still possessed with two ounces of common sense and the guts to stand up and be counted have drawn obvious parallels with Bliar’s black propaganda blitz in the build-up to the war in Iraq, when he and Alastair ‘Svengali’ Campbell pasted together a dodgy dossier claiming Saddam Hussein had the ability to launch a chemical weapons or dirty bomb attack on any one of the UK’s Greedy Grocer supermarket chains south of Luton within 45 minutes.

So, if any fucker or their dog’s barmy enough to listen to – and believe – anything this tosser Scameron has to say, who’s going to be first to justify the costs and benefits of military action when it all goes tits up and the craven pariah state of Israel expedite a sneaky pre-emptive strike on Iran’s nuclear sites – then Newton’s Third Law kicks in big time (actions and opposite, equal reactions) – with the Republican Guard sealing off the Straits of Hormuz, sinking every foreign warship – and submarine – in the Persian pond with Suburst missiles, mines and torpedoes– and the price of oil goes through the roof as the entire Mid-East region blasts the shit out of each other.

But that’s just the appetiser – just wait until the Jolly Jihadist moles around the West kick off on their sabotage missions and things start going ‘Ka-fucking-Boom!’ on a 24/7 basis from Tel Aviv to Washington and all points in between.

Enough of Posh Dave going into batshit bonkers mode with his hawkish posturing, for here we have yet another globalist tosspot stooge spouting the hard line Israeli ZioNazi regime’s dingbat ideas and schemes.

Really, does this public school elitist oick ever have a genuine thought of his own or just parrot the spiel sheet he’s been force fed by his Rothshite controllers – or that’s been cobbled together in the cellars of Downing Street by the likes of the disreputable Craig ‘Beam me up Scotty’ Oliver, the Machiavellian propagandist-in-chief replacement spin doctor for the disgraced Andy ‘Hackers’ Coulson.

Posh Dave needs to remember that history does not treat war-mongers kindly.

Thought for the day: Fuck the Rothshite ZioNazi Freemasons and their insidious neo-colonial New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Thursday, 8 March 2012

NoW / Met Corruption Scandal Thickens

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

The Met Plod Squad’s Operation Twat-Watch team, tasked with investigating their own bent Masonic fraternity ‘Brothers’ on charges of corruption in the news media phone hacking and information-for-sale scandal, finally came clean on Monday and confirmed for the Leveson inquiry that not only was the ginger-mingin Rebekah Brooks - editor of The Sun from 2003 to 2009 and CEO of News International until she resigned in disgrace last July due being no longer fit for purpose – assigned a ‘grace & favour’ police horse for her fox hunting leisure activities but also fostered several senior ranking plods who were close to retirement.

Apparently the long service officers in question were posted to Brooks’ Smegmashire country house at Flipping Norton with the intention of getting them out of the city and into a nice open-air environment to spend their remaining couple of years of service providing the bubble-headed ‘slapper’ with a personalised security detail and close-in protection – a situation described by Lord Leveson as “at best inappropriately close and at worst corrupt".

Ms Brooks (nee Wade) was arrested in July last year ‘by appointment’ under the Prevention of Corruption Act and remains on bail on suspicion of phone hacking and authorising massive illegal payments to police and public servants.

Que – WTF - Arrested by ‘appointment’? No kicking the criminal bitch’s front door in just before dawn?
“Excuse me, this is the police, sorry to bother you. Can we make an appointment to come round and arrest you on charges of graft and corruption – at your own convenience, of course? After lunch next Friday – around 1:00 pm. That sounds fine. Thank you Ma’am.”

The Leveson Inquiry heard evidence that the police horse ‘Dobbin’ had been ‘loaned’ to Brooks in 2008, with her assuming responsibility for food and vet bills until it was returned in 2010 in a less than healthy condition, suffering from what is known in clinical psychology circles as ‘equine depression’ and spaced out on Prozac – plus afflicted with a severe spinal curvature complaint due Brooks’ fat arse bouncing up and down on it’s back. The horse reportedly committed suicide in October 2011 by going into lemming mode, jumped a fence and galloped off down the northbound carriageway of the M40 into oncoming traffic.

Retired Chief Inspector Frank Mc Skanger of the Met’s Fraud Squad told the Leveson inquiry that “We woz all sent off ter Rebekah’s place in the country as a bit of a dodge and an easy life before we drew our pensions – whisper a few bits of juicy political gossip in her ear an’ what-have-yer.”

“Easy life, my arse – the egocentric bitch had us muckin’ out the stables then runnin’ around wiv ‘fetch me, feed me, carry me’ demands. Then the fitter plods got fed double shots of 100mg Viagra and used by the rampant ranga as toy boys for randy romps in the barn to satisfy her licentious carnal urges an’ all came back knackered – just like poor old Dobbin. No bloody wonder Ross Kemp got shut of the cow.”

Thought for the day: Apparently Ms Brooks has recently spit the proverbial dummy concerning gutter press gossip over her buying a ‘wrapped n ready to go’ take-away baby from a surrogate mother and has instructed London’s premier ‘sue and be damned’ litigators Crater-Ffuck to take legal action for slander against anyone daring to imply she’s too lazy to even conceive and deliver her own children.

Hmmm, how about slanderous speculation that PM Posh Dave Scameron might well have ridden on the star-crossed Dobbin? How about the fact he might have also had a ride on the ginger-mingin Rebekah?

Given Scameron’s 24/7 smarmy, insouciant attitude coupled with his personal lack of integrity and fostering this burgeoning culture of dishonesty that infects the entire Coalition beast that no fucker or their dog ever voted for - the tosspot’s getting shy on credibility – especially when he tells press hacks that on second thought she might have ridden Dobbin at Brooks’ country pile but Ms Scabby Bertin, his Downing Street spokesperson, got ‘confused’ as she’d been inundated with a lot of questions about ‘horses’. Yeah, right.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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ZioNazis Push First Strike Option on Iran

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Bobo Nuttyahoo, the pariah state of Israel’s war-mongering Prime Minister, a homicidal Khazar-Ashkenazi kikester with nary a trace of Semitic DNA in his mongrel genes, informed the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee gathering of sycophantic fellow Jews of convenience - (and crypto-Jewish stooges that promote the insidious cult of Zionism for profit) - in Washington that time is running out to put a stop to Iran's nuclear programme.

Delivering his scare-mongering speech before 13,000 delegates at AIPAC’s ‘Israel First’ fund-raiser on Monday night in the capital of the Great Satan’s homeland, Nuttyahoo declared "As prime minister of Israel I will never let my people live in the shadow of annihilation - like the Palestinian goyim scum infesting the Gaza Strip and occupied West Bank have to do on a daily basis."

“We cannot allow these Iranians to usurp our military hegemony and have nuclear weapons like we do. That’s not the way the Great Game is played on the Middle East’s strategy board.”
“We are now good and ready to expedite a pre-emptive strike and destroy their nuclear research and development plants with our bunker buster bombs - but this little Kenyan impostor shit in the White House, he is backing down as he’s trying to get his cuckoo arse re-elected as President and is forgetting his Israel First obligations to the very people who forged his dodgy birth certificate and put him in office in the first place.”

Laying on the black propaganda for maximum effect with his customary chutzpah and belligerence, Nuttyahoo reiterated that Israel was determined to prevent Iran developing their own arsenal of weapons of mass distraction and thus being enabled to challenge Western military aggression and neo-colonial expansionist plans in the Greater Mid-East region.

“What will happen when they have nukes, I ask you? They will target our Promised Land and we’ll suffer another Holohoax. These silly sanctions are not working and Tehran throws us the bird, hence the time for diplomacy has run out and that is why we, God’s Chosen People, must be masters of our own fate - and nuke the mad Mullahs first.”

"Today, we have a state of our own – seized by the Stern Gang, the Irgun and the Haganah terrorists and paid for with Palestinian blood. And the purpose of that Zionist state is to defend Zionist lives and to secure our Zionist future – with a Greater Israel stretching from the Nile to Washington in the west – and to Mount Everest in the east. That is our Manifest Destiny."

In his meeting with PM Nuttyahoo at the White House on Monday, President O’Barmy stated that the bond between their countries was unbreakable while the Rothshite crime syndicate controlled the global money supply.

However O’Barmy later let slip to press hacks that in his unqualified opinion there had been too much loose talk of war with Iran and sabre-rattling by rabid sectors of the Israel administration – and this lack of unity was benefiting the common enemy - Tehran - as it was driving up the price of oil, which in turn funds their nuclear programme.

To the media’s eyes the two leaders relationship had visibly cooled following their in-camera meeting, with correspondents noting the frosty body language and Nuttyahoo deliberately treading on O’Barmy’s foot and making snide remarks that he hoped they weren’t having pork belly and grits for lunch – or bananas and water melon.

Interviewed just prior to the US-Israeli meetings Shylock Slimeberg, chief propagandist for the UN's IAEA nuclear agency – ignored recent reports filed by their own inspectors and the CIA which decisively concluded that all nuclear materials currently being processed in Iran were for peaceful activities – and instead stated, in line with Zionist foreign policy, the organisation had serious concerns that Iran could be hiding secret work on developing atomic weapons – just as Israel had done themselves in the 1960’s.

While the US has pushed for the imposition of ever-stricter sanctions against Iran to force compliance with their demands that they close down their domestic power and medical research nuclear programmes - including recent curbs on its central bank and its ability to export oil to the West – which backfired like a Chevvy pick-up with the timing 10 degrees out of sync’ when Tehran cut off their oil supplies and told the lot to fuck off, eat shit and die – then sold the excess to India and China.

Speculation is mounting that the kikesters might choose to attack Iran sometime during 2012 – with Flatbrokes, the UK’s ubiquitous High Street bookmakers offering top odds on the craven pariah state of Israel making a sneak attack before Easter and kick-staring a payback with knobs-on ‘Day After’ Armageddon which will set the world ablaze.

Thought for the day: There’s only one existential threat to World peace and that’s Israel and their Great Satan / United States of Rothshite ZioNazi stooges.

To eradicate any form of criticism and reproach for their war crimes and human rights abuses the Israelis have stooped as low as they can get and hijacked the term ‘Semite’ as their very own - to wield as a formidable psychological weapon – for branding any fucker and their dog who would so censure their actions as anti-Semites - and wherever possible Holohoax deniers to boot – which their insidious Zionist lobbyists have ensured are classified as actual criminal offences.

Regardless, support the BDS campaign, and fuck the ZioNazis and their New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known Zionist propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of hudaibiya, kvelling, hasbara, chutzpah and schadenfreude – along with the customary anti-Arab and Muslim racial sentiments, gross exaggeration, massive porkies, misaligned references and lashings of Islamophobia.

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Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Scottish Justice: the Myth & the Truth

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

A dedication to Robert Green HMP # 125799: Prisoner of Conscience.

Robert Green championed Hollie Greig’s sexual abuse case with a passion and determination and no thought for himself – which has resulted in a martyrdom of twelve months in a Scottish prison for publicly exposing the truth that Aberdeen is the crime and kiddie fiddling capital of bonny Scotland.

So, will Robert emerge from this wrongful and conspired incarceration subdued? Doubtful, such will have only served to steel his resolve to further expose and prosecute - with a revitalised, dynamic sense of purpose and vengeance - the child molesting paedo’ cabal that infest Scaberdeen’s officialdom and pursue Hollie’s case for justice denied by the venally corrupt criminals that comprise the establishment of Grampian’s child sex capital - this band of rogue Scottish Rite Freemason pederasts that hold power and sway over all aspects of Caledonian officialdom.

Robert Green - arrested for daring to contemplate handing out election canvassing leaflets in Aberdeen to advertise and support his bid for public office as a candidate for the Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers Party. (Oh yes, things are that bad on the corruption front north of the border that they’ve actually got such a registered political party to fight the good fight).

Arrested for handing out leaflets? Yep, but leaflets graphically drafted for his mission – to expose the culture of graft and corruption that infests Aberdeen – and too the entire Scottish establishment and officialdom – that suppressed and covered up the decades-long sexual abuse and serial rape of scores of disabled and special needs children – like Hollie – by a sinister cabal of Masonic local worthies and their stooges.

Apparently under provisions of the Highlands Cottage Cheese Act of 1857 it is an offence for any person canvassing for public office to hand out leaflets that contain references to sheep shagging or the traditional Scottish pastimes of sporran grooming and child molesting.

To wit, Robert was arrested in February of 2010 and following 24 months of pre-trial hearings and generalised pissing around and time-wasting which have cost upwards of £500,000 quid, was eventually found guilty of a Breach of the Peace and breaching bail conditions (by speaking about his case) and sentenced to a total of twelve months servitude in HMP Craiginches, Aberdeen. A travesty of justice conspired to silence an honest man about his perhaps Quixotic crusade to deliver justice for a wronged child and her murdered Uncle Roy who attempted to expose the ring of scandalous pederasts and met an untimely end for his efforts.

Of course anyone who gets an attack of moral conscience and seeks the confessional – or starts asking awkward questions as Robert Green did - will probably end up dead in the David Kelley Memorial Woods also.

And there we have it - nine months in prison for a Breach of the Peace offence – handing out leaflets - plus an additional three months for purported breach of bail conditions - for publicly speaking about the case and exposing the sins of a vile cabal of pederasts lurking in the midst of polite society.
Well, thank fuck he didn’t actually commit a crime otherwise we can only speculate on the severity of his jail sentence – though ironically if the crime was child molesting then the perpetrators fall under the protection of the Grampian police force and crooked COPFS judicial system - a network of corrupt elitist political and judicial officials linked by the common thread of the Masonic Brotherhood.

How sick can you get, people of moral upbringing may be tempted to inquire? More to the point, what personal inadequacy or mental aberration tempts and compels a person to sexually abuse a child?
Well, just Google up the Hollie Greig paedophilia scandal and the contrived, vindictive persecution of her lay legal champion Robert Green (http links below).
Then, have an even bigger head-scratching laugh by Googling ‘Liam Gibson – Lanarkshire child pornographer gets slap on wrist probation’ - and then ‘Cadder’ and ‘Scott Simpson’ for good measure.

So, how can such a ring of paedos get away with such crimes with impunity, one might ask? Aha, this is where the sinister hand of the corrupted Scottish Rite Freemasonry comes into play – in each and every aspect of Scottish officialdom.

Then Scaberdeen is burdened with this pathetic excuse of a Labour MP, Anne Begg who has also refused to investigate Hollie’s case – and I don’t want to hear any calls of “Shame – she’s disabled with Gaucher’s disease” – cos in that case if she cannot perform her functions such as push for an impartial and honest inquiry into the sexual abuse of children in her own constituency then what good is she - unfit for purpose and should be out of the game.

Never forget these children, like Hollie, who have been sexually abused and systematically raped over a period of decades were ‘special needs’ and ‘disabled’ too – and some so traumatised by this paedo ring that they’ll never function as complete adults.
Anne Begg – what a joke – and yet too another ‘Dame’ – alike the alleged High Priestess of Caledonian Graft & Corruption: Elish Angiolini – a royal honour awarded for criminal incompetence and protecting child abusers on her own doorstep.

From the Holyrood Parliament all the way down – this is an iniquitous Masonic cadre whom wreak vengeance on any and all who would dare censure their despicable perversions or attempt to investigate and expose these criminal deeds – with punitive acts ranging from rigged legal prosecutions to sectioning under the Mental Health Act – to outright murder. The classical Four B’s Doctrine in motion: Bribery, Blackmail, Bludgeons and Body Bags.

The cases of Hollie Greig and Robert Green are atypical of the travesties of justice contrived by Scotland’s Crown Office and Procurator Fiscal Service – and they are now legion. All conducted under the aegis of that slack-jawed imbecile Alex ‘I Beat Bulimia’ Salmond and his graft and corruption-ridden SNP-dominated Holyrood Parliament – with the likes of Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill and ex-Lord Advocate Elish Angiolini contributing their two-penneth to maintain and protect the secret society status quo and their venal cohorts from exposure and rightful prosecution.

Both Holyrood and the COPFS are infested with self-serving members of the Brotherhood who are so corrupt and bent that if they dropped dead the undertaker would have no need to dig a grave but simply wind them into the cemetery sod like a corkscrew.

Scotland’s police force, the COPFS and the Judiciary - an ingrained system of institutionalised graft and corruption that runs so deep the entire government body is incapable of functioning without it.
To misquote Heinrich von Kleist – “Scotland’s Parliament and COPFS are both vile, living, breathing monuments to dishonesty and corruption”.

Basically Scotland’s like any other Third World shithole where the rule of law and order are more at scent than substance and money talks for the plutocrats, the oligarchs, the landed gentry and Masonic elitists.
If anyone thought corruption was rife in Whitehall and Westminster – (especially so with Posh Dave Scameron hiring Craig Oliver, the son of disgraced ex-Grampian Chief Constable Ian Oliver to replace the ‘disgraced’ Andy Coulson) - what goes on in Scotland beggars belief.

Alas, when 99% of the common herd operates according to the dictates of its stomach and sex organs there exists a confounding glitch in the perceptions of mass human consciousness that derails their understanding of what the fuck is actually going on in the world and works to their collective detriment.

Yep, none the wiser and in blissful ignorance - alike our legions of dumbed-down Caledonian cousins north of the border – with the mainstream press and TV media too terrified to report on the scandalous sex abuse goings-on in Scotland’s crime and kiddie fiddling capital of Aberdeen where a Masonic cabal of ranking establishment worthies hold sway – and their abnormal lusts are fuelled – and too satiated – through sex with disabled and special needs children.

Applying the facilities of subjunctive retrospect and 20/20 hindsight, one thing that still surprises is the fact these clots in Aberdeen ever took the bait and ordered Robert Green’s arrest on a Breach of the Peace charge.

With no negative reflection or offence to Robert, he didn’t stand a chance of being voted into office over Anne Begg MP, so why bother – simply ignore him as they had been doing for 10 years with the Hollie Greig sexual abuse / serial rape case anyway – with their jackboot heel on the media’s neck.
Yet instead they spit the dummy, go into vindictive headless chicken mode and dispatch Chief Constable Colin McKerracher’s Tonton Macoutes to arrest him.

Alas, I feel Robert, due his optimistic and selfless outlook on life - and a man who embraces the principles of ‘fair play’ - simply overlooked the fact that the truth is no defence north of the border – in fact, let’s go so far and put a label on it – to them, especially where the mention of Hollie Greig is concerned, the truth is an anathema – and as welcome as a pack of lepers at a baptism.
But when the only tool you possess is a hammer then every problem starts to look like a nail.

So, for this elitist fraternity and their absurd sense of entitlement, the clock’s running – tick-tick-tick – and their long-term strategy of turning a blind eye to ritual child sex abuse by establishment worthies – and others - is an unsustainable policy.
Since Sheriff ‘Bent’ Bowen’s sentencing of Robert Green at the Stonehaven Court on the 17th of February and his ensuing incarceration, the entire Hollie Demands Justice campaign has been fired with a fresh dynamic and the festering scandal is now reaching a critical mass state, ready to erupt in a cataclysmic chain reaction proportionate to the sum total of past abuses.

There's a nasty rumour circulating that as the Deeside Christian Fellowship Church is sited in the midst of Aberdeen's scandal-ridden child molesting Bieldside / Milltimber districts and they have the Masonic kiddie fiddler's prime protectors ex-Chief Constable Ian Oliver and incumbent Chief Constable Colin McKerracher as members of the congregation, that they're considering renaming the place as St Sodom's Church for Latter Day Pederasts and establishing a Holy Shrine of the Sacred Catamites.

A most ironic – and too typically hypocritical - quote from Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill came up recently concerning the prosecution of villains for their crimes - which about sums up the entire corrupt COPFS fiasco: 'Where there is sufficient evidence to prosecute – and where prosecution is in the public interest' - but not in Scotland – not where the Masonic kiddie fiddlers of Dunblane or Aberdeen are concerned!

Thought for the day: The Freemason’s credo: "Unity, Peace and Harmony through Masonry. By our acts shall Masonry be judged."
What hypocritical bullshit.

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http://www.holliedemandsjustice.org/

http://freerobertgreen.co.uk/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLUgCO9PTUc

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Plod Squad Step Up Extra-Judicial Killings

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Britain’s Independent Police Coverups Commission (IPCC) have issued a press statement announcing that the man cops shot dead in Cheshire on Saturday didn’t really have a gun in his hand – or in the car - after all – and the Snickers choco-caramel bar he was holding was inadvertently mistaken for a 9mm Glock automatic pistol with a silencer fitted due PC Thuggerotti not wearing his police issue Specsaver Specials.

A veritable legion of similar cases over recent months have raised fears that psycho rogue elements of Broken Britain’s Plod Squad have been given a hush-hush say-so to indiscriminately kill suspected career criminals to save money on trials – plus additionally target, waylay and snuff any annoying members of the general population who exhibit signs of Oppositional Defiance Disorder and start questioning the status quo – with the stock excuse being “The dodgy sod had this very “suspicious’ look about him and we felt threatened”.

The Greater Manchester Plod Squad announced on Saturday that 36-year-old Ron ‘Tourettes’ McSkanger was killed in a pre-planned police operation to target anti-EUSSR membership activists protesting around Culcheth but did not clarify what prompted the shooting.

McSkanger’s death has raised speculations that he suffered the same fate as the 3,186 other ‘suspects’ who have lost their lives while being arrested or in police custody since 1969.
More worrying still is the fact that no police officer has ever been convicted for one of these atrocities – a disgusting anomaly that has triggered a legion of demonstrations against police brutality and the culture of establishment corruption.

Such was instanced so perfectly with the Tottenham riots sparked by the extra-judicial and illegal ‘shoot first – ask questions later’ killing of suspected bad boy Mark Duggan last August which resulted in half the commercial and retail premises in the UK being looted and burned to the ground by rioting protesters out for a good time.

Apparently children fled in terror last Saturday afternoon in Culcheth as the GMP’s Gung Ho team opened fired on a gang of robbery suspects and killed the driver of a red Audi hatchback sporting an expired road tax disc. Screaming youngsters suffered involuntary bowel movements and shit their pants as they were forced to dodge bullets and CS gas canisters while fleeing into the nearby Biffo’s Barf Burger chew n spew fast food outlet for cover as police gunned down Ron McSkanger.

One Plod Squad whistleblower who spoke to gutter press hacks on the promise of complete anonymity (PC Harry Snitch) revealed that officers had been tracking the red Audi for some time in the belief that the occupants were planning to carry out a robbery. When the occupants were seen allegedly putting on masks, armed officers surrounded the car and ordered the four men inside to put their hands up – with McSkanger failing to do so as he’d inadvertently put his balaclava on backwards.
Moments later, PC Thuggarotti opened up with his Heckler-Koch MP5 on full auto, blasting out the vehicle’s windscreen with half a clip of jacketed ammo and shooting the hapless driver, McSkanger, in the chest.

Three other men, Baz ‘Pitbull’ Twattbury, Harry ‘Dogbite’ Scrote and Jacko ‘Gnasher’ Nosdork, a former cormorant strangler, who claim they were getting kitted out for a fancy dress party, were held after the swoop, which GMP claim was a pre-planned operation cobbled together following a tip-off from the Rent-a-Grasser agency.

Saturday's incident came two weeks after a cutlass-wielding gang of unemployed Somali pirates robbed the Co-Op store in the same village and escaped down the adjacent canal in a hijacked narrow boat with a haul of potato crisps, novelty eye patches and parrot seed.

Local resident Chantelle McSlapper, a 15-year old mother of three, told reporters “I sorta looks outa the effin’ window an’ there’s these three plods all done up in ninja gear wiv machine guns an’ gas masks on – so I goes outside ter see wot the crack is an’ there’s this stink of CS gas in the air wot smelled just like it did every afternoon when me an’ me bloke woz on holiday in Bahrain last summer.”

The mortally wounded McSkanger was taken by ambulance to the NHS Trust’s Harold Shipman Clinic for Excellence in Health Care in nearby Warrington but was pronounced dead on arrival.

GMP’s Chief Constable Sir Armitage Shanks issued a press release, stating “This incident has now been referred to the Independent Police Coverups Commission who will carry out an inquiry to establish all the facts of the case."
"We are also working very closely with both Cheshire Police and the wider communities affected by this incident – including keeping Mr Murdock’s News International media machine well informed of all developments as per usual.”

Oh well, at least McSkanger wasn’t gunned down in cold blood by the Plod Squad’s trigger-happy psychopaths after being mistaken for a Brazilian electrician.

We have long-established laws and courts that hand down retributive penalties for crimes against society – alas a justice system that the police themselves appear to be exempt from.
How does the Crown Prosecution Service credo go? “Where there is sufficient evidence to prosecute - and where prosecution is in the public interest' - but not when the plods are the ones on the receiving end of things.

Do you have any sadistic tendencies? Could you beat an alkie news vendor to death just because you were having a bit of a bad day? How about tipping disabled kids out of their wheelchair and dragging them across the road? Punching split-arsed G20 demonstrators in the face for being a bit Bolshie, perhaps? Can you tell the difference between a Paki Muslim and a South American sparkie?

If you’re currently out of a job or simply need a few bob extra for that new smart phone, don’t forget Broken Britain’s Plod Squad are always on the lookout for homicidal maniacs, so if you have any of the above perverted character faults and think you qualify why not give us a call on 101.

Thought for the day: Fuck the psycho Plod Squad and Big Brother – and his sister – and the New World Order.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

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Israel turns Gaza into ‘Shitcreek’

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.

Hamas Party spokesman and Gaza Gangster Commander Shaheed al Ka-Boom, speaking to press hacks outside the Jaysh al-Usra Mosque in Khan Yunis on Monday, claimed that vindictive Israeli authorities are systematically destroying the besieged enclave’s environment by flooding the entire Gaza Valley with raw sewage from their Lake Khara Dam.

“The kikester fascist Tel Aviv regime do this as punitive payback against a marginalised civilian population of one and a half million dispossessed souls for loss of their export markets due our overseas-based Palestinian brothers and sisters pushing their Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions campaign against the rogue Zionist regime for their disgusting treatment of our people here in Gaza and the occupied West Bank.”

“Not only do they build this Great Apartheid Wall around the Gaza Strip and turn it into the biggest concentration camp on the planet – but now they try to drown us in their kosher sewage to make us abandon our homes or die of cholera and dysentery. We have heard of being shit on but this is too much – even the Nazis never committed such a foul crime against the inmates of Auschwitz or Belsen or Treblinka.”

Conversely, Zayin O’chel Batachat, the Israeli chief engineer at the Lake Khara Dam and sewerage works, in a typical display of kikester chutzpah, informed one press hack from the Schadenfreude Gazette that: “Let these sub-human ‘rosh tahat’ Muslim low life animals boycott this pile of shite if they can.”

Hmmm, for a people whose blatant ‘kvelling’ (boasting) that they’re God’s elitists on Earth – His ‘Chosen People’ – Der Übermensch, no less - and culturally superior to the goyim they so loathe and scorn, if these despicable acts – human rights abuses and war crimes - are yet another stellar example of this sublime pre-eminence, then they collectively come across as a bunch of right nasty cunts – barbarians of the Hitlerian Nazi mould – a Zionist malignancy that should be excised and burned to ash, then cast to the four winds.

Meanwhile, back at Hypocrisy Central in Tel Aviv, PM Bobo Nuttyaho’s war-mongering Foreign Minister Avigdor ‘Bonkers’ Liberman, another Ashkenazi Jew of convenience and former welfare officer at the pariah ZioNazi state’s notorious Facility 1391 - (entered into the Annals of Infamy as the prison where Palestinians go in but only their harvested body parts ever leave to supply the kikesters’ illegal transplant organ black market trade) - was unleashed to speak to the media and spout yet another of his customary Meshuggenah racist diatribes against the true Semite populations of the Middle East – specifically the Syrian regime of Basher Assad on this occasion.

Liberman, a true blue ‘chaneph’ throughout every mongrel gene of his bloated being, interviewed by Shylock Scumberg on the Hasbara Channel’s ever-popular ‘Pound of Flesh’ programme, stated for the public record that the international community must intervene to end the massacres in Syria – just the way NATO did in Libya with their humanitarian intervention ‘No Fly Zone’ campaign that somehow ended up killing every fucker old enough to bleed and decimating the nation’s infrastructure in entirety.

Liberman, lying through his teeth and somehow managing to avoid choking on his own gross hypocrisy, pontificated that "These sights of killing, you only see in Hollywood with Rambo – (no mention of Gaza or the occupied West Bank) we must put and end to this immediately. We are humans first, before we are politicians, leaders, commentators and journalists. What is happening there in the 21st Century is intolerable, and we must help."

He further added that Israel would provide humanitarian aid to Syria in the form of lots of automatic weapons and grenades if it was requested to do so by the Syrian People’s Army or the mouthpieces of the Great Satan in Washington DC.

Conversely, not only Russian and Chinese intelligence assessments but also Red Cross officials support claims by the Syrian government that hundreds of Israeli military advisers, security officials and intelligence operatives have already been infiltrated into Syria along with weapons, electronic surveillance equipment and thousands of insta-chill transplant organ shipment containers.

Have any of these ZioNazi barbarians ever actually read the ‘Nuremberg Code’ or realised that the Human Rights Act also applies to the ‘goyim’?

Israel and its ultra-Jabotinskyist Knesset: the self-promoting ‘showpiece of Mid-east ‘democracy’ indeed. Oh well, the best anyone can expect from a bunch of pigs are grunts.

There exists now a maxim agreed between Christians and Muslims, and too Jews of conscience, that there will never be any form of peace for the dispossessed Palestinians or the Holy Land until the last Zionist usurper is strangled with the disembowelled entrails of the last of the Rothshite crime syndicate’s military-industrial / political stooges.

Thought for the day: If you stand atop the hills of Jerusalem, close your eyes and listen carefully, you can actually hear the sound of injustice carried on the wind.

Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.

Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) - enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.