In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Slimy Stanley ‘Shulhani’ Fischer, the governor of the Israeli Central Nesheker Bank, known to friends and associates alike as a bit of an all-round meshuggenah - who this week challenged the Frog’s Finance Minister, Fellattia van der Gamm’s, ability to head the International Monetary Fund by claiming, with his customary chutzpah and unqualified arrogance, that his background as an international money launderer for the black market arms, conflict diamond and drug cartels qualified him as a superior candidate – has had his leadership bid kiboshed by the bank’s executive board due the fact that at 96 years of age he’s simply too fucking old.
The current caretaker IMF Managing Director, Rothshite stooge John Lipshit, told one press hack from the Moneylenders Gazette “Tel Aviv’s already dominating the US government and the Federal Reserve via AIPAC and the Shylock banksters, so Stan Fischer’s precisely what we don’t need - even if he is too decrepit to get involved in scandalous clusterfuck sex romps with hotel maids like Dirty Dominique.”
“I mean to say, do we really want a pro-Zionist and latter day Fagin running the IMF and okaying meg-bucks loans to his buddies in charge of the Knesset’s rogue Jabotinskyist regime - to finance arms deals and build even bigger apartheid walls around the Palestinian’s piss-ant enclaves? Definitely a big no-no as far as public relations and image are concerned.”
This is the second time that Fischer has launched a bid to run the IMF. In 2000, he nosed his way in as a candidate to replace Michel Camdessus but lost out to Germany’s Horst ‘Pitbull’ Nosdork, a former SS cormorant strangler, as Europe's elite maintained its traditional grip on the role and vetoed any chance of a money-grubbing yidster taking the IMF’s reins.
As of going to press the consensus European nominee is Fellattia van der Gamm of France, with the President of the Mexican Beaners Bank, Agustin Cartwheel, standing a close second – with the two shortlisted candidates scheduled to meet with IMF's executive board later this month and their annointed successor to rampant rapist Dominique Strauss-Kahn to be announced by the end of June.
Ms van der Gamm is widely seen as the frontrunner – plus being the odd-on favourite selected by Flatbroke’s, the UK’s High Street bookies, despite Stanley Fischer’s display of sour grapes and venal back-stabbing - questioning her credentials as a lawyer without formal experience as an economist – even though she’s headed France’s finance ministry since 2007.
Thought for the day: So, is it prudent and correct to have France’s Fellattia van der Gamm – a European - as IMF head at a time when the Eurozone debt crisis is threatening the stability of the global economy and could end up with a ‘fubar’ situation where the borrowers (Irish, Greeks, Portuguese) dominate the institution? Or do we want an usurious old conniving kikester like Stanley Fischer in charge?
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Wednesday, 15 June 2011
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
Volunteers to run Broken Britain
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Posh Dave Scameron’s faith in his fatally-flawed "Big Society'' and “We’re all up shitcreek together” Chaos Theory philosophy is to be given a real time litmus test after Smegmashire county council announced that the entire professional staff from six libraries in his own Shitney constituency are to be ‘retrenched’ to the local Jobcentre, leaving the edifices of knowledge to be staffed by ‘volunteers’ – more commonly known as people who work for nothing.
Yes, that’s correct – ‘volunteers’ – actually defined in the iconic Oxford English Dictionary as being a person who has totally misunderstood the question put to them.
The Libservative’s creep of a culture minister, the Rt. Hon. Edward Butler Vaizey Esq, MP for Outage & Dipshit, will also see several libraries in his neighbouring constituency of Ripoff Hamlets purposely and vindictively stripped of staff by the Conservative-controlled county council to emphasise with a vengeance the draconic effect of the local authority budget cuts - leaving a mix of intellectually-challenged volunteers, homeless pikeys and Big Issue vendors to run the whole shebang.
New Labour’s shadow libraries minister, Fellattia van der Gamm, opined with her customary unqualified arrogance to a press hack from the Book Burners Gazette that "Volunteers might well have a role to play in libraries – such as cleaning the bogs or brewing tea, but I would be flabbergasted if you could run libraries with a bunch of moronic volunteers alone as it’s a professional job that requires – er – people who can read – and quite possibly write as well.”
Conversely, Slumdale-on-Sea’s New Labour council leader Harry McGnasher insisted he would have to find savings – or supplementary income - elsewhere, possibly by selling off the town’s traffic lights and no parking signs that no fucker or their dog took any notice of anyway. “Posh Dave Scameron should stop fawnin’ before the statue of Mammon an’ get realistic concernin’ these cuts ter social spendin’ and the resentment an’ hardship they’re causin’.”
“Our libraries seem ter be the one thing that folk value above the local lap dancing bar an’ Mrs Wong’s Happy Ending massage parlour on Rub n Tug Lane, cos we have such a grand stock of DVD porno movies on the shelves – plus entire sections of literary filth ter suit the tastes of our onanist readers.”
"I suppose it's a peculiarly British thing, cos most of the fuckers haven't been near a library in years – just like the pub an’ church - an’ the pawnshop an’ pox doctor’s clinic in their village or town - they don't like change or want ter see ‘em go.”
Hmmm, it might be high time to inform – or at least remind – the overpaid jobsworths running our local councils that they are required by law to provide a ‘comprehensive and efficient’ service under the Public Libraries and Museums Act of 1964. Whoops, was that yet another one that some dipshit bureaucrat overlooked?
So, if this is where it starts, where the fuck does it all finish? In a super-fractal chain reaction disaster some distance down the road, when the system reaches critical mass, no doubt.
Anyways, let’s say ‘fuck it’ and go the whole hog - lay off the total occupancy of shifty overpaid MP’s in the House of Conmans – and the entire civil service – including every fatcat councillor, followed by poxy traffic wardens issuing their vile penalty tickets, then the police force, the fire brigade and the army – and end up with a bunch of volunteer amateurs posing as professionals – then we’re back to a do-it-yourself tribal-anarchist commune system - the veritable Malthusian catastrophe - a forced return to subsistence-level conditions, where survival of the fittest is the name of the game.
Fantasy aside, it’s a great pity we can’t get a couple of volunteers to take over from Dave Scameron and his Lib-Dum side-kick Mick Clogg – and that other clot Ed Millipede – as anything’s got to be an improvement on the clusterfuck shambles of a government we’re currently saddled with.
In this vein, Ms Candida McSkanger, a 15-year old mother of three from Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council estate, interviewed outside her local Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket by the BBC’s ‘Let’s Fix Broken Britain’ programme, related “Dead easy, I’ve watched ‘Today in Parliament’ an’ it’s all gobbin’ off at each other. I can read an’ write an’ got me NVQ1 diploma in Welfare Benefit Fraud so I’m no effin’ bimbo, an’ every time they has a council meetin’ down here at the civic centre me an’ me mate Slagella’s there hecklin’ an’ givin’ the bastards shit over their fucked up social services an’ the state of their poxy housin’.”
“I reckon I could do just as good a job in Downin’ Street as this Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron character is, even if I don’t talk as posh as him – like I’ve got a gob-full of jizzum – an’ went ter the Scallyshawe Asbo Central Academy an’ not Eton.”
Thought for the day: Okay, if Britain’s ‘Got Talent’ they why are we burdened with a bunch of moronic clots in Parliament who are definitely not out to serve the best interests of the voting and tax-paying public, and are hell bent on sacrificing Britain and our national identity to global interests – starting with the institutionally-corrupt kleptocracy running the EUSSR in Brussels.
Further, how the fuck is the UK ever going to recover when Europe and the West are being run on a permanent war economy basis – which benefits the common man naught.
Our incestuous clusterfuck of a Parliament and civil service is controlled by a sinister shadow government dominated by Zionist Chabad Jews of convenience and comprised of the intelligence agencies, the military-industrial complex and multi-national corporations: kikester-owned banks and media, big pharma’, the armaments industry, the major oil and energy companies – plus Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Posh Dave Scameron’s faith in his fatally-flawed "Big Society'' and “We’re all up shitcreek together” Chaos Theory philosophy is to be given a real time litmus test after Smegmashire county council announced that the entire professional staff from six libraries in his own Shitney constituency are to be ‘retrenched’ to the local Jobcentre, leaving the edifices of knowledge to be staffed by ‘volunteers’ – more commonly known as people who work for nothing.
Yes, that’s correct – ‘volunteers’ – actually defined in the iconic Oxford English Dictionary as being a person who has totally misunderstood the question put to them.
The Libservative’s creep of a culture minister, the Rt. Hon. Edward Butler Vaizey Esq, MP for Outage & Dipshit, will also see several libraries in his neighbouring constituency of Ripoff Hamlets purposely and vindictively stripped of staff by the Conservative-controlled county council to emphasise with a vengeance the draconic effect of the local authority budget cuts - leaving a mix of intellectually-challenged volunteers, homeless pikeys and Big Issue vendors to run the whole shebang.
New Labour’s shadow libraries minister, Fellattia van der Gamm, opined with her customary unqualified arrogance to a press hack from the Book Burners Gazette that "Volunteers might well have a role to play in libraries – such as cleaning the bogs or brewing tea, but I would be flabbergasted if you could run libraries with a bunch of moronic volunteers alone as it’s a professional job that requires – er – people who can read – and quite possibly write as well.”
Conversely, Slumdale-on-Sea’s New Labour council leader Harry McGnasher insisted he would have to find savings – or supplementary income - elsewhere, possibly by selling off the town’s traffic lights and no parking signs that no fucker or their dog took any notice of anyway. “Posh Dave Scameron should stop fawnin’ before the statue of Mammon an’ get realistic concernin’ these cuts ter social spendin’ and the resentment an’ hardship they’re causin’.”
“Our libraries seem ter be the one thing that folk value above the local lap dancing bar an’ Mrs Wong’s Happy Ending massage parlour on Rub n Tug Lane, cos we have such a grand stock of DVD porno movies on the shelves – plus entire sections of literary filth ter suit the tastes of our onanist readers.”
"I suppose it's a peculiarly British thing, cos most of the fuckers haven't been near a library in years – just like the pub an’ church - an’ the pawnshop an’ pox doctor’s clinic in their village or town - they don't like change or want ter see ‘em go.”
Hmmm, it might be high time to inform – or at least remind – the overpaid jobsworths running our local councils that they are required by law to provide a ‘comprehensive and efficient’ service under the Public Libraries and Museums Act of 1964. Whoops, was that yet another one that some dipshit bureaucrat overlooked?
So, if this is where it starts, where the fuck does it all finish? In a super-fractal chain reaction disaster some distance down the road, when the system reaches critical mass, no doubt.
Anyways, let’s say ‘fuck it’ and go the whole hog - lay off the total occupancy of shifty overpaid MP’s in the House of Conmans – and the entire civil service – including every fatcat councillor, followed by poxy traffic wardens issuing their vile penalty tickets, then the police force, the fire brigade and the army – and end up with a bunch of volunteer amateurs posing as professionals – then we’re back to a do-it-yourself tribal-anarchist commune system - the veritable Malthusian catastrophe - a forced return to subsistence-level conditions, where survival of the fittest is the name of the game.
Fantasy aside, it’s a great pity we can’t get a couple of volunteers to take over from Dave Scameron and his Lib-Dum side-kick Mick Clogg – and that other clot Ed Millipede – as anything’s got to be an improvement on the clusterfuck shambles of a government we’re currently saddled with.
In this vein, Ms Candida McSkanger, a 15-year old mother of three from Manchester’s Stench Hill sink or swim council estate, interviewed outside her local Pestco Greedy Grocer supermarket by the BBC’s ‘Let’s Fix Broken Britain’ programme, related “Dead easy, I’ve watched ‘Today in Parliament’ an’ it’s all gobbin’ off at each other. I can read an’ write an’ got me NVQ1 diploma in Welfare Benefit Fraud so I’m no effin’ bimbo, an’ every time they has a council meetin’ down here at the civic centre me an’ me mate Slagella’s there hecklin’ an’ givin’ the bastards shit over their fucked up social services an’ the state of their poxy housin’.”
“I reckon I could do just as good a job in Downin’ Street as this Cabbage Patch Dave Scameron character is, even if I don’t talk as posh as him – like I’ve got a gob-full of jizzum – an’ went ter the Scallyshawe Asbo Central Academy an’ not Eton.”
Thought for the day: Okay, if Britain’s ‘Got Talent’ they why are we burdened with a bunch of moronic clots in Parliament who are definitely not out to serve the best interests of the voting and tax-paying public, and are hell bent on sacrificing Britain and our national identity to global interests – starting with the institutionally-corrupt kleptocracy running the EUSSR in Brussels.
Further, how the fuck is the UK ever going to recover when Europe and the West are being run on a permanent war economy basis – which benefits the common man naught.
Our incestuous clusterfuck of a Parliament and civil service is controlled by a sinister shadow government dominated by Zionist Chabad Jews of convenience and comprised of the intelligence agencies, the military-industrial complex and multi-national corporations: kikester-owned banks and media, big pharma’, the armaments industry, the major oil and energy companies – plus Old Uncle Tom Cobley and all.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Monday, 13 June 2011
US Beats own Record for Gross Hypocrisy
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
Displaying a mega-dose of the global bully boy cum moral high ground ‘Defender of Freedom’ hypocrisy for which they have become nauseously notorious, the United States Chabad / Zionist-controlled craven government have had the venal audacity to go into character assassination / black propaganda mode and commit blood libel by condemning Syria's ‘alleged’ use of violence against anti-government protesters – while with duplicity aforethought, only this past week the Kenyan cuckoo personally greeted His Royal Nastiness, the lard-arsed Crown Prince of Bahrain, Salman Ras al Shitbag bin Khalifa, at the White House.
During the Crown Prince’s buffet lunch visit, where sheep’s bollocks and Moroccan catamites were high on the menu, nary a whispered mention was made of the injustice visited upon the scores of doctors and nurses who were summarily arrested and charged with offences of subversion and treason against the Bahraini state – and attempting to overthrow the country’s kleptocratic monarchy - for their most heinous ‘forced confession’ crimes of providing medical treatment to pro-democracy activists and protesters who turned up at their hospitals and clinics, horribly injured by the despotic regime’s barbaric security forces – recently reinforced by Saudi Arabia’s Renta-Thug Brigade.
Further, adhering to the duplicitous diplomatic niceties of political correctness, the fact that thousands of Bahraini protesters have been killed, maimed, tortured and imprisoned without due process or charges – and like the medical personnel - committed to stand trial before a military court with their civil rights (sic) thrown like so much desiccated goat shit to the four winds – also went ignored.
The same applied to the fact that the hospital staff’s real crime is they witnessed and, in many cases, documented and posted / communicated via the internet, evidence of the horrific brutality meted out against protesters in the ‘Arab Spring’ demonstrations that erupted across Bahrain in February.
Of course, it’s okay for Bahrain’s despotic ruling regime to commit whatever human rights and wrongs offences they wish, with impunity from reproach by the Western powers, while the US Navy’s Fifth Fleet is based out of the poxy postage stamp island kingdom, ready to rattle sabres and attack Iran at a moment’s notice.
Taking gross hypocrisy to new heights, the rug-munching US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, (formerly the Mena Mafia Matriarch) addressed gutter press hacks following the poxy Crown Prince's visit, emphasising that “Bahrain is a very important strategic partner to the United States, and we are supportive of their King’s stern actions in controlling the rampant Islamic fervour and anti-monarchial terrorist forces who are attempting to overthrown the established government.”
Meanwhile, in blatant contradiction to ignoring the disgusting human rights abuses committed by Bahrain and Saudi Arabian security forces against civilians, Barky O’Barmy’s Shite House declared for any fucker interested enough to listen, that President ‘Basher’ al-Assad of Syria was proceeding down a dangerous path by suppressing the ‘Arab Spring’ pro-democracy movement, protesting for socio-political reforms - and with their customary Zionist-style display of unqualified arrogance, demanded an immediate end to the government security forces shooting back at the gangs of armed agent provocateurs infiltrated into the country by the CIA and Israel’s manky Mossad via the neighbouring 51st state of Iraq and treacherous two-faced Turkey.
The muppet UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Loony-Moony, went into his neuro-linguistic programmed dipshit mode (Sit!, Beg!, Roll over! Play dead!) and described Syria’s use of military force as unacceptable – then fielded one of his habitual cowardly and unprincipled solutions to the problem while vilifying President Basher al-Assad.
“The Syrian dictatorship must hold elections and allow for the revolutionary movement to form a political opposition - or else they might be next in line for a touch of NATO’s Libya-Gaddafi treatment to protect the civilian population from his security forces.”
Thought for the day: Can US military MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper UAV drone attacks, indiscriminately launching depleted uranium-cased HE and chemical weapon Shitehawk missiles against civilian targets inside Afghanistan and Pakiland – (and now Libya and Yemen) - on the off chance some twat from the non-existent al Qaeda or the Taliban’s Jolly Jihad Gang might be visiting - ever be described as ‘acceptable’ – when the ‘collateral damage’ includes hospitals, orphanages, schools – and mobs of non-combatant men, women and children?
Well, when the place is being run by an African impostor who wouldn’t know what the truth was if it jumped up and bit him on the ass, yet blabbers on about Hope and Change, and has sunk so low as to forge a birth certificate and steal a dead bloke’s social security number, then any criminal act’s possible.
Hmmm, God bless America.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Displaying a mega-dose of the global bully boy cum moral high ground ‘Defender of Freedom’ hypocrisy for which they have become nauseously notorious, the United States Chabad / Zionist-controlled craven government have had the venal audacity to go into character assassination / black propaganda mode and commit blood libel by condemning Syria's ‘alleged’ use of violence against anti-government protesters – while with duplicity aforethought, only this past week the Kenyan cuckoo personally greeted His Royal Nastiness, the lard-arsed Crown Prince of Bahrain, Salman Ras al Shitbag bin Khalifa, at the White House.
During the Crown Prince’s buffet lunch visit, where sheep’s bollocks and Moroccan catamites were high on the menu, nary a whispered mention was made of the injustice visited upon the scores of doctors and nurses who were summarily arrested and charged with offences of subversion and treason against the Bahraini state – and attempting to overthrow the country’s kleptocratic monarchy - for their most heinous ‘forced confession’ crimes of providing medical treatment to pro-democracy activists and protesters who turned up at their hospitals and clinics, horribly injured by the despotic regime’s barbaric security forces – recently reinforced by Saudi Arabia’s Renta-Thug Brigade.
Further, adhering to the duplicitous diplomatic niceties of political correctness, the fact that thousands of Bahraini protesters have been killed, maimed, tortured and imprisoned without due process or charges – and like the medical personnel - committed to stand trial before a military court with their civil rights (sic) thrown like so much desiccated goat shit to the four winds – also went ignored.
The same applied to the fact that the hospital staff’s real crime is they witnessed and, in many cases, documented and posted / communicated via the internet, evidence of the horrific brutality meted out against protesters in the ‘Arab Spring’ demonstrations that erupted across Bahrain in February.
Of course, it’s okay for Bahrain’s despotic ruling regime to commit whatever human rights and wrongs offences they wish, with impunity from reproach by the Western powers, while the US Navy’s Fifth Fleet is based out of the poxy postage stamp island kingdom, ready to rattle sabres and attack Iran at a moment’s notice.
Taking gross hypocrisy to new heights, the rug-munching US Secretary of Sleaze, Hilarious Rodent Clinton, (formerly the Mena Mafia Matriarch) addressed gutter press hacks following the poxy Crown Prince's visit, emphasising that “Bahrain is a very important strategic partner to the United States, and we are supportive of their King’s stern actions in controlling the rampant Islamic fervour and anti-monarchial terrorist forces who are attempting to overthrown the established government.”
Meanwhile, in blatant contradiction to ignoring the disgusting human rights abuses committed by Bahrain and Saudi Arabian security forces against civilians, Barky O’Barmy’s Shite House declared for any fucker interested enough to listen, that President ‘Basher’ al-Assad of Syria was proceeding down a dangerous path by suppressing the ‘Arab Spring’ pro-democracy movement, protesting for socio-political reforms - and with their customary Zionist-style display of unqualified arrogance, demanded an immediate end to the government security forces shooting back at the gangs of armed agent provocateurs infiltrated into the country by the CIA and Israel’s manky Mossad via the neighbouring 51st state of Iraq and treacherous two-faced Turkey.
The muppet UN Secretary General Ban Ki-Loony-Moony, went into his neuro-linguistic programmed dipshit mode (Sit!, Beg!, Roll over! Play dead!) and described Syria’s use of military force as unacceptable – then fielded one of his habitual cowardly and unprincipled solutions to the problem while vilifying President Basher al-Assad.
“The Syrian dictatorship must hold elections and allow for the revolutionary movement to form a political opposition - or else they might be next in line for a touch of NATO’s Libya-Gaddafi treatment to protect the civilian population from his security forces.”
Thought for the day: Can US military MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper UAV drone attacks, indiscriminately launching depleted uranium-cased HE and chemical weapon Shitehawk missiles against civilian targets inside Afghanistan and Pakiland – (and now Libya and Yemen) - on the off chance some twat from the non-existent al Qaeda or the Taliban’s Jolly Jihad Gang might be visiting - ever be described as ‘acceptable’ – when the ‘collateral damage’ includes hospitals, orphanages, schools – and mobs of non-combatant men, women and children?
Well, when the place is being run by an African impostor who wouldn’t know what the truth was if it jumped up and bit him on the ass, yet blabbers on about Hope and Change, and has sunk so low as to forge a birth certificate and steal a dead bloke’s social security number, then any criminal act’s possible.
Hmmm, God bless America.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
National SlutWalk Branded ‘Too Sluttish’
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
A squad of Albanian pikey illegals working on contract for London’s Renta-Pothole agency paused from their unnecessary digging up of Hyde Park Corner on Saturday to stare in gob-smacked quiescence at the SlutWalk phenomenon that passed before their lecherous eyes. A provocative procession of sordid scrubbers and raving skangers, clad in fishnet stockings, peephole bras and crotchless basques paraded by, through Belgravia and down Serpentine Road, clutching banners with statements like "Just cos yer can see me tits don’t mean I wants 'em gropin’.”
The strutting strumpets were among the 5,000 females and cross dressing transvestites that took part in the UK's latest ‘SlutWalk’ protest march around London on Saturday - an event bestowed with magnanimous approval by thatch-headed Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense and organised by Mrs Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle, the Tory MP for Pikeys Crotch; BBC current affairs programme presenter Soundbite Sally McMinge; and Dutch female rights activist Fellattia van der Gamm – to emphasise the fact that no matter how ‘sluttish’ a girl appears when out on the lash with her mates, when some bloke on the make propositions her for a quick shag, then the reply “No!” does actually mean ‘No’ and not “maybe later”.
The origin of the controversial protest movement was sparked by a Canadian Mountie, PC Homer Scumerotti, who earlier this year informed female college students attending the Feelgoode Hall Law School, part of Ontario’s Skankborough University, that “It’s bad enough to have you gals sounding like sluts, never mind dressing like them" – his personal advice to avoid being targeted for a quick grope and possibly raped - if the male of the species involved was that hard up for a spot of coitus.
Since the controversial incident PC Scumerotti was directed by his superiors to apologise and severely disciplined by a squad of strap-on wielding lesbian constables, but remains with the police force – now in the lesser role of ‘bitch’.
Apologies besides, the Canadian plod’s flawed advice has prompted a typical feminist hysteria reaction on a global scale, with thousands of ‘wannabee’ sluts worldwide – from Scunthorpe to Kabul to Fiji, taking to the streets to highlight a culture in which they say the victim – them - rather than the abuser – some horny bloke - is blamed.
Back in London, whether wearing four-inch heels, with ‘slut’, ‘skank’ or ‘scrubber’ painted on their chests, or three inch mini skirts and Jesus shoes, the marchers were united in their message.
Chants of "Blame the rapist and not the victim!” rang out above the laughter and jibes from crowds of male spectators – and too, outraged members of the Townswomen’s Guild and affronted Catholic nuns.
While the gutter press descended in tone to describe the march as being composed of ranks of scrubbers, skanks, bling-clad chavettes, career slappers knob-headed yobettes and scabby skangers - scores of the split-arsed marchers spat back at the insults of the press hacks, claiming that they personally were victims of sexual assaults, while others had experienced unsolicited abuse from men who assumed their erotic and flesh-revealing outfits made them fair game for a quick bang.
"If yer go ter a club yer can get yer buns grabbed all evenin’ by some half-pissed bloke wot buys yer a Meths Breezer an’ thinks it's okay ter try an’ stick his effin’ fingers up yer snatch just cos yer wearin’ a mini-skirt an’ he can see the crack of yer arse – then he flops this piece of meat in yer hand an’ sez “Blow me” – an’ it’s like a penis only smaller,” Beverly Titwank, a 15-year old mother-of-three, complained to media reporters.
One ginger mingin marcher, Candida Muffitch, ducked out of the parade at Speakers Corner and sat on the grass massaging her visible camel toe, dressed in a t-shirt bearing the legend ‘Three Holer by Appointment Only’, informing amused journalists “I had ter pull out of the march cos walkin’ wiv me ben wah balls in was makin’ me snatch really sore.”
Radical lesbian rights protester Sapphie Dildodo and her rug-munching partner Mingeeter Godermiche, from Scouseland’s Toxteth Tribbers Society, told reporters that women experience double standards in which they’re under pressure to look sexy, yet by that same rule, expected to live the chaste life of a Carmelite nun.
Mingeeter explained “There's this culture in which women are expected to put out but if they do, they're sluts – and even other women call me and Sapphie a pair of skanks just cos we’re dykes and dress sexy an’ fuck each other instead of blokes.”
While the reason for the march had its origins across the Atlantic in Canada’s frozen North (home to that immortal slut, Eskimo Nell) due PC Scumerotti’s ill-chosen advice to schoolgirls - Toxic Tessie Trollenberg, ‘spokesperson’ for the Transvestite Tourettes Club, informed media hacks that recent moronic comments on the subject of sexual abuse and some types of female rape being more serious than others, a major faux pas voiced publicly by Justice Secretary Ken Clarke, claiming that, in legal terminology, there’s one hole rape then there’s three hole rape - meant the issue was very relevant in the UK.
Waving a copy of this month’s Desperate Sluts – a glossy porno’ mag’ from Dirty Des’s Daily Excess publishing stable featuring ‘Suck n Swallow Sharon Slagg’ on the front cover of the rag's jizz-resistant non-stick pages – Ms Trollenberg stated for the public record that “It’s effin’ filth like this wot gets these blokes horny and thinkin’ they can get away wiv gropin’ chicks – an’ I personally love it when I’m in a club wearin’ one of me real short minis an’ some pissed-up scrote comes an’ grabs me crotch – it’s just the look on his effin’ face when he realises I’ve got a bigger cock than he has.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
A squad of Albanian pikey illegals working on contract for London’s Renta-Pothole agency paused from their unnecessary digging up of Hyde Park Corner on Saturday to stare in gob-smacked quiescence at the SlutWalk phenomenon that passed before their lecherous eyes. A provocative procession of sordid scrubbers and raving skangers, clad in fishnet stockings, peephole bras and crotchless basques paraded by, through Belgravia and down Serpentine Road, clutching banners with statements like "Just cos yer can see me tits don’t mean I wants 'em gropin’.”
The strutting strumpets were among the 5,000 females and cross dressing transvestites that took part in the UK's latest ‘SlutWalk’ protest march around London on Saturday - an event bestowed with magnanimous approval by thatch-headed Mayor Bonkers Boris Nonsense and organised by Mrs Candida Ffinch-Gargoyle, the Tory MP for Pikeys Crotch; BBC current affairs programme presenter Soundbite Sally McMinge; and Dutch female rights activist Fellattia van der Gamm – to emphasise the fact that no matter how ‘sluttish’ a girl appears when out on the lash with her mates, when some bloke on the make propositions her for a quick shag, then the reply “No!” does actually mean ‘No’ and not “maybe later”.
The origin of the controversial protest movement was sparked by a Canadian Mountie, PC Homer Scumerotti, who earlier this year informed female college students attending the Feelgoode Hall Law School, part of Ontario’s Skankborough University, that “It’s bad enough to have you gals sounding like sluts, never mind dressing like them" – his personal advice to avoid being targeted for a quick grope and possibly raped - if the male of the species involved was that hard up for a spot of coitus.
Since the controversial incident PC Scumerotti was directed by his superiors to apologise and severely disciplined by a squad of strap-on wielding lesbian constables, but remains with the police force – now in the lesser role of ‘bitch’.
Apologies besides, the Canadian plod’s flawed advice has prompted a typical feminist hysteria reaction on a global scale, with thousands of ‘wannabee’ sluts worldwide – from Scunthorpe to Kabul to Fiji, taking to the streets to highlight a culture in which they say the victim – them - rather than the abuser – some horny bloke - is blamed.
Back in London, whether wearing four-inch heels, with ‘slut’, ‘skank’ or ‘scrubber’ painted on their chests, or three inch mini skirts and Jesus shoes, the marchers were united in their message.
Chants of "Blame the rapist and not the victim!” rang out above the laughter and jibes from crowds of male spectators – and too, outraged members of the Townswomen’s Guild and affronted Catholic nuns.
While the gutter press descended in tone to describe the march as being composed of ranks of scrubbers, skanks, bling-clad chavettes, career slappers knob-headed yobettes and scabby skangers - scores of the split-arsed marchers spat back at the insults of the press hacks, claiming that they personally were victims of sexual assaults, while others had experienced unsolicited abuse from men who assumed their erotic and flesh-revealing outfits made them fair game for a quick bang.
"If yer go ter a club yer can get yer buns grabbed all evenin’ by some half-pissed bloke wot buys yer a Meths Breezer an’ thinks it's okay ter try an’ stick his effin’ fingers up yer snatch just cos yer wearin’ a mini-skirt an’ he can see the crack of yer arse – then he flops this piece of meat in yer hand an’ sez “Blow me” – an’ it’s like a penis only smaller,” Beverly Titwank, a 15-year old mother-of-three, complained to media reporters.
One ginger mingin marcher, Candida Muffitch, ducked out of the parade at Speakers Corner and sat on the grass massaging her visible camel toe, dressed in a t-shirt bearing the legend ‘Three Holer by Appointment Only’, informing amused journalists “I had ter pull out of the march cos walkin’ wiv me ben wah balls in was makin’ me snatch really sore.”
Radical lesbian rights protester Sapphie Dildodo and her rug-munching partner Mingeeter Godermiche, from Scouseland’s Toxteth Tribbers Society, told reporters that women experience double standards in which they’re under pressure to look sexy, yet by that same rule, expected to live the chaste life of a Carmelite nun.
Mingeeter explained “There's this culture in which women are expected to put out but if they do, they're sluts – and even other women call me and Sapphie a pair of skanks just cos we’re dykes and dress sexy an’ fuck each other instead of blokes.”
While the reason for the march had its origins across the Atlantic in Canada’s frozen North (home to that immortal slut, Eskimo Nell) due PC Scumerotti’s ill-chosen advice to schoolgirls - Toxic Tessie Trollenberg, ‘spokesperson’ for the Transvestite Tourettes Club, informed media hacks that recent moronic comments on the subject of sexual abuse and some types of female rape being more serious than others, a major faux pas voiced publicly by Justice Secretary Ken Clarke, claiming that, in legal terminology, there’s one hole rape then there’s three hole rape - meant the issue was very relevant in the UK.
Waving a copy of this month’s Desperate Sluts – a glossy porno’ mag’ from Dirty Des’s Daily Excess publishing stable featuring ‘Suck n Swallow Sharon Slagg’ on the front cover of the rag's jizz-resistant non-stick pages – Ms Trollenberg stated for the public record that “It’s effin’ filth like this wot gets these blokes horny and thinkin’ they can get away wiv gropin’ chicks – an’ I personally love it when I’m in a club wearin’ one of me real short minis an’ some pissed-up scrote comes an’ grabs me crotch – it’s just the look on his effin’ face when he realises I’ve got a bigger cock than he has.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Archbishop: ‘Big Society’ is a Joke
Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
In an caustic article scribed while occupying the guest editor’s chair for this week’s Shitstirrers Gazette, Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Cunterbury, openly questioned the democratic legitimacy of the incumbent Libservative coalition, then went on to dismiss Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society as nothing more that a soundbite slogan and an opportunistic coverup for spending cuts.
Williams further stated for the public record that government ministers have adopted a craven strategy of blaming Britain’s economic and social problems on the last government – a morally reprehensible acquittal of their own short-comings - even if New Labour were – and perhaps still are - a mixed bunch of bungling losers, war criminals and quick buck opportunists.
“All this babble and cackle about creating a Big Society, it’s just going to turn out a whopping ‘Big Mess’ – chaos in motion. Really, I ask you, running the local authority services with volunteers indeed – amateurs posing as professionals. We all know what a volunteer is – some sod who’s totally misunderstood the question put to them.”
“Britain’s in such a dire economic state due all these sponging immigrants comprising this ‘multicultural society’ of ours – and servicing IMF debts and footing the cost of maintaining the country’s membership of this criminal kleptocracy that poses as the EUSSR government.”
“Now we have Scameron doing the same as Tony Bliar did for his Zionist masters – getting us involved with another military quagmire with this aggressive conflict being waged against Libya when they can’t even sort out the Afghan pickle. Their actions are morally reprehensible – sabre-rattling against Gaddafi and now Syria for reported repression of democratic protests while the despotic scumbags ruling Bahrain receive nary one ounce of criticism or reproach for butchering social reform demonstrators and arresting the doctors and nurses who provide medical treatment.”
“Just like their latter day Nazi mates running Israel and their inhuman war crimes visited daily on the Palestinians in the West Bank and besieged behind their Great Apartheid Wall in the Gaza Strip – never a word of reproach or sanctions imposed against the kikester Jews of convenience in the Knesset.”
“Then we have the economic recession – a deepening ‘depression’ if the truth be told – which is the catch-up cost of the Tory government’s Slaggie Twatcher de-industrialising Britain in the 1980’s – the country that birthed the Industrial Revolution – just because she got a snot on with the trade unions. I seem to recall with amusement that one of my predecessors, Bob Runcie, wound old Slaggie up with his criticisms of her government policy short-comings – much as I intend to do with Cabbage Patch Dave.”
The Archbishop further warned that Scameron’s cunning plan to burden family GPs and voluntary groups with a greater role running social services, such as health and education, has created the opportunity for the Government to abandon its responsibility for tackling unemployment, homelessness, child poverty, illiteracy, and the lack of hospital beds – and hospitals to put them in.
“What I’m saying is that the common sheeple are in fear for their futures – and should they be afraid? Well, in my exalted opinion, yes – very afraid – as the cliché goes. And there again, by the same rule, if the government are after farming out all responsibility to volunteer groups then what do we need Downing Street and Parliament for? Get rid of them and that’s a big saving – just on what the MP’s fiddle on expenses alone – never mind their bloated salaries.”
However, Dr Williams reserved his harshest criticism for the programme of benefit reforms drawn up by the intellectually-challenged Tory Minister for Wasting Time & Money, Ian Duncan Smutt.
“Just take a look at what old egg-head’s doing here – holding the sword of Damocles over disadvantaged folk, who he so arrogantly classifies as the ‘deserving and undeserving poor’, and will arbitrarily decide via the wholly inexact science of physical and mental means testing who is fit enough to do a day’s work and who gets their welfare pay slashed.”
“It’s all well and good that Posh Dave and his duplicitous, halitosis-stricken deputy PM Mick Clogg have Wallace and Gromet working 24/7 just thinking up these radical socio-economic policies to impose on us all, but what about the promises made on the pre-election campaign trail when these scumbags were in opposition? Where’s our promised referendum on EUSSR membership? What happened to Mr Clogg’s Lib-Dum solemn oath, sworn on the body of a dead heron, to scrap higher educations fees – when he turns around and okays their hiking to an impossible £9,000 quid a year?”
While the Prime Minister, speaking in the House of Conmans, dismissed the Archbishop’s criticisms as ‘snidey backbiting’ from someone who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow, Whitehall civil service mandarin Sir Irwin Bogbrush commented to the media that “Scameron needs to watch his back if he’s going to start contradicting and dissing Archbishop Williams as he’s the only man in Britain that’s on first name terms with God and has his cellphone number on speed dial.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
In an caustic article scribed while occupying the guest editor’s chair for this week’s Shitstirrers Gazette, Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Cunterbury, openly questioned the democratic legitimacy of the incumbent Libservative coalition, then went on to dismiss Posh Dave Scameron’s Big Society as nothing more that a soundbite slogan and an opportunistic coverup for spending cuts.
Williams further stated for the public record that government ministers have adopted a craven strategy of blaming Britain’s economic and social problems on the last government – a morally reprehensible acquittal of their own short-comings - even if New Labour were – and perhaps still are - a mixed bunch of bungling losers, war criminals and quick buck opportunists.
“All this babble and cackle about creating a Big Society, it’s just going to turn out a whopping ‘Big Mess’ – chaos in motion. Really, I ask you, running the local authority services with volunteers indeed – amateurs posing as professionals. We all know what a volunteer is – some sod who’s totally misunderstood the question put to them.”
“Britain’s in such a dire economic state due all these sponging immigrants comprising this ‘multicultural society’ of ours – and servicing IMF debts and footing the cost of maintaining the country’s membership of this criminal kleptocracy that poses as the EUSSR government.”
“Now we have Scameron doing the same as Tony Bliar did for his Zionist masters – getting us involved with another military quagmire with this aggressive conflict being waged against Libya when they can’t even sort out the Afghan pickle. Their actions are morally reprehensible – sabre-rattling against Gaddafi and now Syria for reported repression of democratic protests while the despotic scumbags ruling Bahrain receive nary one ounce of criticism or reproach for butchering social reform demonstrators and arresting the doctors and nurses who provide medical treatment.”
“Just like their latter day Nazi mates running Israel and their inhuman war crimes visited daily on the Palestinians in the West Bank and besieged behind their Great Apartheid Wall in the Gaza Strip – never a word of reproach or sanctions imposed against the kikester Jews of convenience in the Knesset.”
“Then we have the economic recession – a deepening ‘depression’ if the truth be told – which is the catch-up cost of the Tory government’s Slaggie Twatcher de-industrialising Britain in the 1980’s – the country that birthed the Industrial Revolution – just because she got a snot on with the trade unions. I seem to recall with amusement that one of my predecessors, Bob Runcie, wound old Slaggie up with his criticisms of her government policy short-comings – much as I intend to do with Cabbage Patch Dave.”
The Archbishop further warned that Scameron’s cunning plan to burden family GPs and voluntary groups with a greater role running social services, such as health and education, has created the opportunity for the Government to abandon its responsibility for tackling unemployment, homelessness, child poverty, illiteracy, and the lack of hospital beds – and hospitals to put them in.
“What I’m saying is that the common sheeple are in fear for their futures – and should they be afraid? Well, in my exalted opinion, yes – very afraid – as the cliché goes. And there again, by the same rule, if the government are after farming out all responsibility to volunteer groups then what do we need Downing Street and Parliament for? Get rid of them and that’s a big saving – just on what the MP’s fiddle on expenses alone – never mind their bloated salaries.”
However, Dr Williams reserved his harshest criticism for the programme of benefit reforms drawn up by the intellectually-challenged Tory Minister for Wasting Time & Money, Ian Duncan Smutt.
“Just take a look at what old egg-head’s doing here – holding the sword of Damocles over disadvantaged folk, who he so arrogantly classifies as the ‘deserving and undeserving poor’, and will arbitrarily decide via the wholly inexact science of physical and mental means testing who is fit enough to do a day’s work and who gets their welfare pay slashed.”
“It’s all well and good that Posh Dave and his duplicitous, halitosis-stricken deputy PM Mick Clogg have Wallace and Gromet working 24/7 just thinking up these radical socio-economic policies to impose on us all, but what about the promises made on the pre-election campaign trail when these scumbags were in opposition? Where’s our promised referendum on EUSSR membership? What happened to Mr Clogg’s Lib-Dum solemn oath, sworn on the body of a dead heron, to scrap higher educations fees – when he turns around and okays their hiking to an impossible £9,000 quid a year?”
While the Prime Minister, speaking in the House of Conmans, dismissed the Archbishop’s criticisms as ‘snidey backbiting’ from someone who doesn’t know his arse from his elbow, Whitehall civil service mandarin Sir Irwin Bogbrush commented to the media that “Scameron needs to watch his back if he’s going to start contradicting and dissing Archbishop Williams as he’s the only man in Britain that’s on first name terms with God and has his cellphone number on speed dial.”
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
Saturday, 11 June 2011
Justice Again Denied for Dr David Kelly
In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Bullshit’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt the palates of all budding nihilists and career revolutionaries who carry the immortal bloodline of the rebel sons of Belial.
While the British public were hoodwinked into believing that since getting shut of such political pariah skunks as Tony Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson (aka Vermin in Ermine), that under the new Libservative Coalition government justice might once again be seen to work, as per PC Slimy Simon Harwood finally being charged with manslaughter for the vindictive and brutal illegal killing of newsvendor Ian Tomlinson, an innocent passer-by at the G20 protests in London two years ago.
Alas, such false hopes were shattered yesterday when Attorney General ‘Dodgy Dominic’ Grieve rejected calls to hold an actual ‘inquest’ into the suspicious ‘assisted suicide’ death of controversial government weapons scientist Dr David Kelly back in 2003 – just as Tony Bliar’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ illegal invasion of Iraq was getting underway.
To wit, when examining with due diligence and prudent scrutiny the startling irregularities and inconsistencies laid before the public’s eye – not by conspiracy theorists but the specialist medical community – and to so declare, as per the Attorney General, that nothing is amiss, then obviously something certainly is.
Hence Mr Grieve, with dishonesty aforethought, is in breach of the discharge of his legal and binding duty by disallowing due legal process to be served and the previously stalled inquest to be held that would bring before a Coroner’s court a string of glaring inconsistencies - in every aspect of police evidence and the Lord Bwian Mutton’s dodgy inquiry report.
Inconsistencies – what inconsistencies? - some voice in the wilderness cries.
Aha, such inconsistencies as why did the Thames Valley police launch ‘Operation Ello, Ello, Ello, What Ave We Ere Then’ to search for Dr Kelly hours before he was reported missing? Why were no fingerprints found on the ‘blunt’ gardening knife apparently used to slit Dr Kelly's wrist – or the water bottle – or the Coproxamol pack? How did he obtain the Coproxamol painkillers? Why did his blood and stomach contain only a non-toxic dose of the drug? Why there was a suspicious lack of blood evident for a person who had exsanguinated several pints of claret by slitting the ulnar artery? Why was the bruising on Kelly’s body consistent with a violent struggle and ignored by Lord Mutton’s inquiry?
Why was Dr Kelly not spotted by a police helicopter with thermal imaging cameras which flew over the wood where his body was later found? Why he resorted to taking his own life while preparing for his daughter’s wedding and his return to Iraq?
Why were unpublished medical and scientific records relating to Kelly’s death - including the post-mortem report and photographs of his body - secretly classified with an extraordinary gagging order by Lord Mutton – (who had been personally appointed and instructed by Tony Bliar) - so as not to be made public for 70 years?
Why was the term ‘found dead at Harrowdown Hill, Longworth, Oxon’ entered on the death certificate and the crucial question of ‘time, cause and location of death’ not answered? Is such inadvertently an admission he was killed elsewhere then his body dumped on Harrowdown Hill? Further, why does the death certificate bear the signature of a registrar and was not signed by either a doctor or a coroner as every death certificate should be?
Then we have the lack of a suicide note – a factor wholly contradictory in the habits of such a methodical person? And last but not least, why shifty ‘Special Branch’ officers removed all computer equipment and document records from Dr Kelly’s study before he was reported missing – then ripped the wallpaper from said study and living room to ensure he wasn’t hiding behind it.
Hmmm, sinister aspects abound at every turn.
Casting aside the disgusting black propaganda come character assassination factors that Tony Bliar’s New Labour government used to patronisingly dismiss David Kelly as a Walter Mitty character and nothing more than a middle ranking official in the Ministry of Defence – (so typical of the pondscum infesting Westminster and Shitehall that they would stoop to denigrate his professional standing and memory with such lies) - it must be emphasised that Dr Kelly was arguably the world’s pre-eminent expert on biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction who knew the whereabouts of more than a few skeletons – up to and including the dirty deed details of the Israeli-South African nuclear weapons bought by Britain on the black market at the time of the apartheid regime’s collapse and smuggled into the Middle East – where they promptly went AWOL.
Hence, if Attorney General Dominic Grieve is possessed by any semblance of honesty or a moral conscience; he should resign over this latest contribution to the continuing criminal cover-up and subversion of the truth and due process of the law regarding Dr Kelly’s demise – and ignoring the outcry for a full inquest being in the public interest.
Oxfordshire Coroner Nicholas Gardiner duly opened an inquest on July 21st, 2003 – however, on August 13th the then Lord Chancellor Charlie Falconer, Tony Bliar’s former flatmate, acting on his sinister instructions to halt the proceedings before the entire can of worms was up-ended through conflicting, sore-thumb evidence, then applied the blue moon provisions of Section 17a of the Coroner’s Act, and ordered said inquest to be adjourned immediately, if not sonner, and for an indefinite period.
The derailing of the original inquest by Charlie Falconer constituted a national disgrace and the non-statutory ‘inquiry’ (read ‘whitewash’) staged by Bwian Mutton on Downing Street’s orders – which could not hear evidence under oath, nor subpoena witnesses, nor call a jury, nor aggressively cross-examine witnesses - should be of concern to all British citizens of conscience – as per the all-new felony charge of ‘Pre-Crime Arrest’ powers recently bestowed on the Plod Squad.
Thought for the day: Justice denied in the UK – to name but a mere sample.
Dr David Kelly – murdered.
Absence of war crimes charges against Tony Bliar for the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq and the resulting deaths of legions of non-combatant civilians.
The details and naming of the thousands of names by publishing the findings of Operation Ore, the child porno’ / kiddie fiddling inquiry criminally suppressed by Tony Bliar to protect members of his own government.
The lifting of Lord Cullen’s 100-year Closure Order on files in relation to his pseudo-inquiry (whitewash) into the Thomas Hamilton Masonic kiddie pimping affair / Dunblane massacre.
Victims of the 7/7 false flag attack on the London tube / transport system by British intelligence service - plus the subsequent Canary Wharf ‘Kratos’ style extra-judicial murders of Mohammed al Patsy and his three Muslim stooge companions.
Hollie Grieg, afflicted with Down’s Syndrome and victim of systematic rape and sexual abuse by members of Scotland’s Scaberdeen Masonic establishment ‘worthies’ since childhood.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
While the British public were hoodwinked into believing that since getting shut of such political pariah skunks as Tony Bliar and Lord Peter Scandalson (aka Vermin in Ermine), that under the new Libservative Coalition government justice might once again be seen to work, as per PC Slimy Simon Harwood finally being charged with manslaughter for the vindictive and brutal illegal killing of newsvendor Ian Tomlinson, an innocent passer-by at the G20 protests in London two years ago.
Alas, such false hopes were shattered yesterday when Attorney General ‘Dodgy Dominic’ Grieve rejected calls to hold an actual ‘inquest’ into the suspicious ‘assisted suicide’ death of controversial government weapons scientist Dr David Kelly back in 2003 – just as Tony Bliar’s ‘Coalition of the Willing’ illegal invasion of Iraq was getting underway.
To wit, when examining with due diligence and prudent scrutiny the startling irregularities and inconsistencies laid before the public’s eye – not by conspiracy theorists but the specialist medical community – and to so declare, as per the Attorney General, that nothing is amiss, then obviously something certainly is.
Hence Mr Grieve, with dishonesty aforethought, is in breach of the discharge of his legal and binding duty by disallowing due legal process to be served and the previously stalled inquest to be held that would bring before a Coroner’s court a string of glaring inconsistencies - in every aspect of police evidence and the Lord Bwian Mutton’s dodgy inquiry report.
Inconsistencies – what inconsistencies? - some voice in the wilderness cries.
Aha, such inconsistencies as why did the Thames Valley police launch ‘Operation Ello, Ello, Ello, What Ave We Ere Then’ to search for Dr Kelly hours before he was reported missing? Why were no fingerprints found on the ‘blunt’ gardening knife apparently used to slit Dr Kelly's wrist – or the water bottle – or the Coproxamol pack? How did he obtain the Coproxamol painkillers? Why did his blood and stomach contain only a non-toxic dose of the drug? Why there was a suspicious lack of blood evident for a person who had exsanguinated several pints of claret by slitting the ulnar artery? Why was the bruising on Kelly’s body consistent with a violent struggle and ignored by Lord Mutton’s inquiry?
Why was Dr Kelly not spotted by a police helicopter with thermal imaging cameras which flew over the wood where his body was later found? Why he resorted to taking his own life while preparing for his daughter’s wedding and his return to Iraq?
Why were unpublished medical and scientific records relating to Kelly’s death - including the post-mortem report and photographs of his body - secretly classified with an extraordinary gagging order by Lord Mutton – (who had been personally appointed and instructed by Tony Bliar) - so as not to be made public for 70 years?
Why was the term ‘found dead at Harrowdown Hill, Longworth, Oxon’ entered on the death certificate and the crucial question of ‘time, cause and location of death’ not answered? Is such inadvertently an admission he was killed elsewhere then his body dumped on Harrowdown Hill? Further, why does the death certificate bear the signature of a registrar and was not signed by either a doctor or a coroner as every death certificate should be?
Then we have the lack of a suicide note – a factor wholly contradictory in the habits of such a methodical person? And last but not least, why shifty ‘Special Branch’ officers removed all computer equipment and document records from Dr Kelly’s study before he was reported missing – then ripped the wallpaper from said study and living room to ensure he wasn’t hiding behind it.
Hmmm, sinister aspects abound at every turn.
Casting aside the disgusting black propaganda come character assassination factors that Tony Bliar’s New Labour government used to patronisingly dismiss David Kelly as a Walter Mitty character and nothing more than a middle ranking official in the Ministry of Defence – (so typical of the pondscum infesting Westminster and Shitehall that they would stoop to denigrate his professional standing and memory with such lies) - it must be emphasised that Dr Kelly was arguably the world’s pre-eminent expert on biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction who knew the whereabouts of more than a few skeletons – up to and including the dirty deed details of the Israeli-South African nuclear weapons bought by Britain on the black market at the time of the apartheid regime’s collapse and smuggled into the Middle East – where they promptly went AWOL.
Hence, if Attorney General Dominic Grieve is possessed by any semblance of honesty or a moral conscience; he should resign over this latest contribution to the continuing criminal cover-up and subversion of the truth and due process of the law regarding Dr Kelly’s demise – and ignoring the outcry for a full inquest being in the public interest.
Oxfordshire Coroner Nicholas Gardiner duly opened an inquest on July 21st, 2003 – however, on August 13th the then Lord Chancellor Charlie Falconer, Tony Bliar’s former flatmate, acting on his sinister instructions to halt the proceedings before the entire can of worms was up-ended through conflicting, sore-thumb evidence, then applied the blue moon provisions of Section 17a of the Coroner’s Act, and ordered said inquest to be adjourned immediately, if not sonner, and for an indefinite period.
The derailing of the original inquest by Charlie Falconer constituted a national disgrace and the non-statutory ‘inquiry’ (read ‘whitewash’) staged by Bwian Mutton on Downing Street’s orders – which could not hear evidence under oath, nor subpoena witnesses, nor call a jury, nor aggressively cross-examine witnesses - should be of concern to all British citizens of conscience – as per the all-new felony charge of ‘Pre-Crime Arrest’ powers recently bestowed on the Plod Squad.
Thought for the day: Justice denied in the UK – to name but a mere sample.
Dr David Kelly – murdered.
Absence of war crimes charges against Tony Bliar for the illegal invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq and the resulting deaths of legions of non-combatant civilians.
The details and naming of the thousands of names by publishing the findings of Operation Ore, the child porno’ / kiddie fiddling inquiry criminally suppressed by Tony Bliar to protect members of his own government.
The lifting of Lord Cullen’s 100-year Closure Order on files in relation to his pseudo-inquiry (whitewash) into the Thomas Hamilton Masonic kiddie pimping affair / Dunblane massacre.
Victims of the 7/7 false flag attack on the London tube / transport system by British intelligence service - plus the subsequent Canary Wharf ‘Kratos’ style extra-judicial murders of Mohammed al Patsy and his three Muslim stooge companions.
Hollie Grieg, afflicted with Down’s Syndrome and victim of systematic rape and sexual abuse by members of Scotland’s Scaberdeen Masonic establishment ‘worthies’ since childhood.
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Friday, 10 June 2011
Scameron Kisses Phil the Greek’s Ass
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The UK’s sycophantic Libservative Coalition Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron – already in God’s bad books this week for dissing the Archbishop of Canterbury, aka the nation’s ‘conscience’ - went into typical boot-licking Eton ‘toady’ mode yesterday while paying tribute to his Royal Rudeness, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, ahead of the grumpy Greek git’s 90th birthday on Friday, praising his unshakeable sense of fun – of wanting to be reincarnated as a deadly virus and wipe out humanity - then ironically describing the senile old scrounger as ‘a remarkable old chap’.
Scameron, obviously after earning a few brownie points that might lead to a knighthood or life peerage down the road, proposed a Uriah Creep style humble address from the House of Conmans to the Queen, conveying the warmest good wishes of Parliament to mark her husband's milestone birthday - with hopes of continuing health and prosperity – which are nigh on guaranteed as long as he continues never having to do a real day’s work and keeps living off the backs of the British taxpayers.
Hmmm, 90 years old, eh – in Phil the Greek’s case such perhaps goes to prove the adage that while the good die young, septic old reprobates seem, unjustly, to go on forever.
Philip, as thick as thieves with the German Nazi elite in his younger days when it seemed like Hitler’s Thousand Year Reich might last a bit longer than the piss ant ‘twelve’ years it actually did, is, if the truth be known, to all intents and purposes a right nasty piece of work all round. The type of bloke you can take anywhere twice – the second time to apologise – who once boasted to his over-privileged, secret handshake, apron-clad brethren, while giving a speech at a Masonic dinner, that he was the first man to three-hole the Queen, claiming “I’m pretty sure she liked it up the arse – I seem to remember I did during my years at Gordonstoun.”
The smarmy Scameron went on to mention that the dodgy duke was a free-loading patron of more than 800 global organisations, and described his Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme as the gold standard in leadership among young people – a precursor to attending Common Purpose’s neuro-linguistic programming courses and getting totally brainwashed – or ‘sheeple-ised’
The Libservative PM also spoke of the World Wildlife Fund and Philip's extraordinary passion for killing any and all forms of feral fauna – from poxy partridge to grumpy grouse to tenacious tigers – and anything in between that fell into the index of Linnean taxonomy and tasted good when marinated in 5-year Highland malt and roasted over a barbeque pit.
Not one to be outdone by his political opposition – or betters – and miss out on the opportunity to come to the notice of the monarchy, get a ‘good dog’ pat on the head, and earn a few snob-value kudos, the intellectually-challenged New Labour opposition leader Ed Millipede (aka the Emissary from the Planet Fuckwit) quickly got in on the brown-nosing act.
Ironically praising Philip’s marital devotion to old Lizzie - (who, over the past 60 years, he’s committed adultery against more times than enough with a string of poxy whores and concubines - in the days when he could still get it up) - and his very questionable ‘enormous contribution’ to public life - noting that "Prince Philip’s unique and comical turn of phrase has become a much-loved feature of modern British life – especially so when he mentions ‘slant-eyed Chinks’ and ‘grungy unwashed Wogs’.”
Globally renowned for his unqualified arrogance and tactlessness, and being a total failure in the diplomatic art of exercising political correctness, Philip’s faux pas, gaffes and howlers are legion, with such racist quips as referring to arch war criminal Henry Kissinger as ‘that frog-faced kike’, and asking an Ozzie Abo’ tribal elder if he was ‘still chucking spears and eating people’ – which elicited a terse reply of “Fuck off, yer beaky Greek cunt.”
Other prize Philip quips include: “Stupid bloody oick!" - referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him – and informing girl pupils at the Sapphie Dildodo College for Latter Day Rugmunchers in Smegmashire, who wear blood-red uniforms: "You all look like Dracula's daughters” – plus the all-time classic to the President of Nigeria, Winnebago Jaffacake, (dressed in traditional Muslim robes), "Looks like you're ready for bed, Sambo!"
Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, has stood at the Queen's side for nearly 60 years, and is recognised the world over as a cranky old racist bigot and anti-Semite who once confided to a press hack from the Blabberwocky Gazette that he had to work out for himself what his role was by trial and error.
"There was no precedent. When Lizzie’s Dad, old stuttering Bertie, popped his clogs I asked some bugger at Bucks Palace “What the fuck am I expect me to do now she’s the Queen?” - they all looked blank and nobody had much idea if I was supposed to turn up at the Jobcentre once a week or simply follow her around, shaking the hands of rows of bloody oicks and commoners."
The Duke of Edinburgh's 90th birthday will be celebrated by having the royal gardeners trim his eyebrows, then followed with a service attended by the Queen and other members of the Royal Family, which will take place in St Sodom's Chapel at Windsor Castle on June 12th, two days after his birthday.
Prince Philip, who is the longest-serving royal parasite in British history, was born on the 10th June 1921 - a span horologists refer to as ‘a very long time ago’.
Philip admitted he did not want to be interviewed for a documentary to commemorate his 90th birthday and the BBC’s Candida Mingerot’s's attempts to delve into his early years were given short shrift – specifically “Fuck off you little slapper twat – or I’ll have MI5 give you the Princess Diana treatment.”
Thought for the day: Notable quote displaying hereditary mindset – by Prince Philip to the Nazi-trained Paraguayan dictator Alfredo Stroessner: “It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its common people."
Hmmm, the Prince meets his eugenics equal number in the Illuminati’s ‘Agenda 21’ Jolly Genocide Club.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
The UK’s sycophantic Libservative Coalition Slime Minister, Posh Dave Scameron – already in God’s bad books this week for dissing the Archbishop of Canterbury, aka the nation’s ‘conscience’ - went into typical boot-licking Eton ‘toady’ mode yesterday while paying tribute to his Royal Rudeness, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, ahead of the grumpy Greek git’s 90th birthday on Friday, praising his unshakeable sense of fun – of wanting to be reincarnated as a deadly virus and wipe out humanity - then ironically describing the senile old scrounger as ‘a remarkable old chap’.
Scameron, obviously after earning a few brownie points that might lead to a knighthood or life peerage down the road, proposed a Uriah Creep style humble address from the House of Conmans to the Queen, conveying the warmest good wishes of Parliament to mark her husband's milestone birthday - with hopes of continuing health and prosperity – which are nigh on guaranteed as long as he continues never having to do a real day’s work and keeps living off the backs of the British taxpayers.
Hmmm, 90 years old, eh – in Phil the Greek’s case such perhaps goes to prove the adage that while the good die young, septic old reprobates seem, unjustly, to go on forever.
Philip, as thick as thieves with the German Nazi elite in his younger days when it seemed like Hitler’s Thousand Year Reich might last a bit longer than the piss ant ‘twelve’ years it actually did, is, if the truth be known, to all intents and purposes a right nasty piece of work all round. The type of bloke you can take anywhere twice – the second time to apologise – who once boasted to his over-privileged, secret handshake, apron-clad brethren, while giving a speech at a Masonic dinner, that he was the first man to three-hole the Queen, claiming “I’m pretty sure she liked it up the arse – I seem to remember I did during my years at Gordonstoun.”
The smarmy Scameron went on to mention that the dodgy duke was a free-loading patron of more than 800 global organisations, and described his Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme as the gold standard in leadership among young people – a precursor to attending Common Purpose’s neuro-linguistic programming courses and getting totally brainwashed – or ‘sheeple-ised’
The Libservative PM also spoke of the World Wildlife Fund and Philip's extraordinary passion for killing any and all forms of feral fauna – from poxy partridge to grumpy grouse to tenacious tigers – and anything in between that fell into the index of Linnean taxonomy and tasted good when marinated in 5-year Highland malt and roasted over a barbeque pit.
Not one to be outdone by his political opposition – or betters – and miss out on the opportunity to come to the notice of the monarchy, get a ‘good dog’ pat on the head, and earn a few snob-value kudos, the intellectually-challenged New Labour opposition leader Ed Millipede (aka the Emissary from the Planet Fuckwit) quickly got in on the brown-nosing act.
Ironically praising Philip’s marital devotion to old Lizzie - (who, over the past 60 years, he’s committed adultery against more times than enough with a string of poxy whores and concubines - in the days when he could still get it up) - and his very questionable ‘enormous contribution’ to public life - noting that "Prince Philip’s unique and comical turn of phrase has become a much-loved feature of modern British life – especially so when he mentions ‘slant-eyed Chinks’ and ‘grungy unwashed Wogs’.”
Globally renowned for his unqualified arrogance and tactlessness, and being a total failure in the diplomatic art of exercising political correctness, Philip’s faux pas, gaffes and howlers are legion, with such racist quips as referring to arch war criminal Henry Kissinger as ‘that frog-faced kike’, and asking an Ozzie Abo’ tribal elder if he was ‘still chucking spears and eating people’ – which elicited a terse reply of “Fuck off, yer beaky Greek cunt.”
Other prize Philip quips include: “Stupid bloody oick!" - referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who failed to recognise him – and informing girl pupils at the Sapphie Dildodo College for Latter Day Rugmunchers in Smegmashire, who wear blood-red uniforms: "You all look like Dracula's daughters” – plus the all-time classic to the President of Nigeria, Winnebago Jaffacake, (dressed in traditional Muslim robes), "Looks like you're ready for bed, Sambo!"
Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, has stood at the Queen's side for nearly 60 years, and is recognised the world over as a cranky old racist bigot and anti-Semite who once confided to a press hack from the Blabberwocky Gazette that he had to work out for himself what his role was by trial and error.
"There was no precedent. When Lizzie’s Dad, old stuttering Bertie, popped his clogs I asked some bugger at Bucks Palace “What the fuck am I expect me to do now she’s the Queen?” - they all looked blank and nobody had much idea if I was supposed to turn up at the Jobcentre once a week or simply follow her around, shaking the hands of rows of bloody oicks and commoners."
The Duke of Edinburgh's 90th birthday will be celebrated by having the royal gardeners trim his eyebrows, then followed with a service attended by the Queen and other members of the Royal Family, which will take place in St Sodom's Chapel at Windsor Castle on June 12th, two days after his birthday.
Prince Philip, who is the longest-serving royal parasite in British history, was born on the 10th June 1921 - a span horologists refer to as ‘a very long time ago’.
Philip admitted he did not want to be interviewed for a documentary to commemorate his 90th birthday and the BBC’s Candida Mingerot’s's attempts to delve into his early years were given short shrift – specifically “Fuck off you little slapper twat – or I’ll have MI5 give you the Princess Diana treatment.”
Thought for the day: Notable quote displaying hereditary mindset – by Prince Philip to the Nazi-trained Paraguayan dictator Alfredo Stroessner: “It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by its common people."
Hmmm, the Prince meets his eugenics equal number in the Illuminati’s ‘Agenda 21’ Jolly Genocide Club.
Allergy warning: This article was written in a known propaganda-infested area and may contain traces of slight exaggeration, modest porkies, misaligned references and lashings of bush telegraph innuendo.
Rusty’s Skewed News Views (Purveyors of Bespoke Satire) enhanced with a modest touch of Yeast Logic and a piquant dash of Political Incorrectness: a newsheet and media source not owned by Rupert Murdoch and the Masonic Zionist kikester lobby – and immune from litigation under the statutes of the ‘Fair Comment in the Public Interest’ defence.
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